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/erg/ - Elden Ring General

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:32:33 No.515695424 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>515696863 >>515705619 >>515746808 >>515838895

Happy 3rd Anniversary edition

>Nightreign: All weapons spells items showcase
https://youtu.be/iogR0mCsXZ8

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group Password
erg

>Touch Bloodstain: >>515520570

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:50:14 No.515696863 Report

Quoted By: >>515698858 >>515700872 >>515709438 >>515727558

>>515695424
grim state of affairs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:52:37 No.515697081 Report

Quoted By: >>515697437 >>515698110 >>515716250

Ooh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:53:28 No.515697164 Report

Quoted By: >>515697419 >>515698474 >>515700734

I'm really sorry I forgot to put nightreign in the subject field and I couldn't make a new thread because I wanted to use that image

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:54:39 No.515697302 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:55:07 No.515697335 Report

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Need Miquella to mindrape me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:55:58 No.515697419 Report

Quoted By: >>515697761

>>515697164
nightreign is implied as part of the elden ring general since nightreign is actually called Elden Ring: Nightreign, and including its title in the thread subject is redundant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:56:01 No.515697421 Report

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>>515697302
Genetically engineered for my BWC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:56:03 No.515697423 Report

Quoted By: >>515697598 >>515698206 >>515698840 >>515701131 >>515706125 >>515706570 >>515754489 >>515778420

Just started elden ring two days ago, took me getting used to accept dying and carrying on but I'm slowly getting the hang of it. (in hindsight I didn't have to fight 30 times in a row the watchdog cat thing but I refused to stop until I killed it).
Anyway any tips for a first beginner? I'm mostly farming knights for runes to level up my vigor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:56:15 No.515697437 Report

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>>515697081
hWhip flattie qween...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:56:44 No.515697471 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:58:04 No.515697598 Report

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>>515697423
>died to the statue 30 times
NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 14:59:51 No.515697761 Report

Quoted By: >>515698983 >>515700584

>>515697419
retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:00:34 No.515697830 Report

Quoted By: >>515698279 >>515704858 >>515708307 >>515708652 >>515729124 >>515739352

>>515670872
>>515671361
reminder

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:03:45 No.515698110 Report

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>>515697081
Noble sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:04:43 No.515698206 Report

Quoted By: >>515706570

>>515697423
Find churches, find tiny golden trees. For flask upgrades.
Explore the southern tiny island, it's low level.
When you haven't found the map of an area, it'll still tell you where to find it, it's a little red-ish symbol.
Upgrade a weapon you deem acceptable. There's an anvil next to Kalé, and a smith later. Brown holes on the map are mines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:05:32 No.515698279 Report

Quoted By: >>515698616 >>515827640

>>515697830
I'm not surprised. ZullieTheTroon just recently e-begging for xher transition therapy as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:07:27 No.515698474 Report

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>>515697164
dumb bitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:09:08 No.515698616 Report

Quoted By: >>515698940 >>515700734

>>515698279
What would xher boss name be? Rotpocket of Man? Gaping Hole of Pus? Illusory Balls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:11:27 No.515698840 Report

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>>515697423
Good strat from speed runners.
Run around the entire f'n world map, whatever is open to you, pick up everything, steal treasure, when thats done figure out a build.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:11:41 No.515698858 Report

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>>515696863

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:12:40 No.515698940 Report

Quoted By: >>515700734

>>515698616
Yeastless Cis-charge and then Gayping Yeastcharge when they transition in phase 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:13:12 No.515698983 Report

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>>515697761
you're retarded if you need to have Nightreign in the title to find the Elden Ring general

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:30:30 No.515700584 Report

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>>515697761
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:32:04 No.515700734 Report

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>>515697164
Don’t worry about it, that shit isn’t relevant for another 3 months anyway.
>>515698616
>>515698940
Solid posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:33:35 No.515700872 Report

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>>515696863
i wish she looked like that + racist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:36:38 No.515701131 Report

Quoted By: >>515706570

>>515697423
don't farm unless you like stomping bosses on 1st try in 30 seconds.
there is plenty of content to lvl up without farming

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:44:21 No.515701815 Report

Quoted By: >>515702214 >>515711763

>>515692425
Based on this >>515691596
screenshot, you might have enough faith to use Heal.

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Heal

Do you have 12 faith?

>>515669070
You clearly have no idea and haven't read any studies on what porn does to a persons brain, let alone extended porn use. Clearly there are people who use this general that watch it everyday, and post lewd stuff constantly. Like the other guy said in the last thread, studies have discovered that it has a similar affect to drugs. Both in terms of addiction (chronic gooners) and changes to brain chemistry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:48:46 No.515702214 Report

Quoted By: >>515704453

>>515701815
>Do you have 12 faith?
Oh yeah, largely. It's just the normal heal, right? I'll go try it, witness me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:50:54 No.515702393 Report

Quoted By: >>515702937

Jesus, invasions on Seamless are so much smoother. Easier, too, but what can you do. Once I have time I should plan out new DLC builds. What shit from there is fun to invade with?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:55:16 No.515702807 Report

Quoted By: >>515702849 >>515704453 >>515706125 >>515709732

Okay.
So turns out I CAN summon down there. So thanks to the other Anon, I managed to kill the two revenants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:55:44 No.515702849 Report

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>>515702807
nice smooth butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:56:39 No.515702937 Report

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>>515702393
seamless is officially a troon mod now unfortunately

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:57:19 No.515702991 Report

Quoted By: >>515703084 >>515703561 >>515800762 >>515801184

Then I got oneshot by the tree avatar, the two knights, and the two ballistas and lost all my runes.
I think I'll take a break from Elden Ring, I feel like I just don't get it, I pass one obstacle to immediately get stuck on another instead of smoothly progressing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:58:17 No.515703084 Report

Quoted By: >>515703132

>>515702991
no... spiderfag...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 15:58:50 No.515703132 Report

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>>515703084
I'm just shit at games. I love games, but damn do I fucking suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:03:59 No.515703561 Report

Quoted By: >>515703709

>>515702991
Why are you still using that shitty greatshield with less stability than the brass shield lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:04:37 No.515703608 Report

Quoted By: >>515703857

>>515702937
That's ok I'm troon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:05:36 No.515703709 Report

Quoted By: >>515703882

>>515703561
Because it allows me to be in medium load, so I can (theorically) dodge most attacks, and block the last one of the combo, and counter attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:07:23 No.515703857 Report

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>>515703608
>>>/dsg/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:07:39 No.515703882 Report

Quoted By: >>515707150

>>515703709
the brass shield unironically weights less while giving far more stability, game is bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:12:29 No.515704337 Report

Quoted By: >>515704570

How will seamlesschuds cope now that their mod creator is transgender?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:13:37 No.515704453 Report

Quoted By: >>515707150

>>515702807
Good job anon. Did you end up using heal against the revenant? Its really amazing. Doesn't get old, for me at least.

>>515702214
Yeah the basic heal is good enough, its even better to use than the advanced ones because it uses less blue meter (FP).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:14:56 No.515704570 Report

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>>515704337
Everyone using it was already trans so it works out :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:17:45 No.515704858 Report

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>>515697830
I will now play xour mod

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:20:03 No.515705071 Report

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Malenia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:26:12 No.515705619 Report

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>>515695424
If she hits her reward is a baby from me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:29:12 No.515705884 Report

Quoted By: >>515706814

Happy anniversary

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:31:31 No.515706125 Report

Quoted By: >>515706570 >>515707150

>>515697423
Vigor is the most important stat. The more HP you have, the more mistakes you can make, the easier the learning process is.

Use the map marker system to keep track of important places, take notes, and don't be afraid to come back to places later if you're having trouble.

Upgrade your healing items as best you can, the other anon already told you how.

If you end up in a place where the sky is red and everything feels unreasonably bullshit, don't be afraid to run away and come back much later.

>>515702807
>has healing spells
>still can't beat the revenants
Come on, now...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:34:18 No.515706413 Report

Quoted By: >>515706692

>>515668142
Thank you Ryaposter. They were fun to do.
>>515694446
You're very welcome.
>>515668942
>>515669025
I know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:35:46 No.515706554 Report

Quoted By: >>515706654 >>515707214 >>515707561

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:35:56 No.515706570 Report

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>>515698206
>>515697423
>>515701131
>>515706125
thanks for the tips, got vigor to lvl 20 so far and working to lvl up my endurance too for more stamina, will look for more gold trees to get more flasks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:36:45 No.515706654 Report

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>>515706554

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:37:08 No.515706692 Report

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>>515706413
why not make a collage now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:38:32 No.515706814 Report

Quoted By: >>515707009

>>515705884
>human created watermark
AI is getting much more advanced now. Almost fell for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:40:35 No.515707009 Report

Quoted By: >>515707125

>>515706814
You can read those watermarks?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:41:43 No.515707125 Report

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>>515707009

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:41:52 No.515707150 Report

Quoted By: >>515707285

>>515703882
Heck.

>>515704453
>Did you end up using heal against the revenant
No. I thought I'd use the shield mooks as meatshield and then use heal, but I ended up lacking MP and I don't have any mean to recover MP, so I thought "eh fuck it I'll try and change when I respawn" and then they died to pavois shields and bombs.

And yeah, FP, not MP. sorry, too much Final Fantasy recently.

>>515706125
That was after I equipped them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:42:35 No.515707214 Report

Quoted By: >>515707427

>>515706554
what SM/area?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:43:17 No.515707285 Report

Quoted By: >>515707394

>>515707150
Yeah I figured summoning the shield dudes would take up too much mana and stop you from using the heal incant. Oh well, the option is there and you know about it now. Its up to you if you want to use it. I use it every time I fight one because they're so damn erratic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:43:51 No.515707345 Report

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Playing nightreign made me wish that fromsoft had stopped bothering eith the boring way too long dungeons years ago, it's so much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:44:13 No.515707394 Report

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>>515707285
Yeah. I might end up using it anyway, since I think there's a third revenant, and I do need the runes anyway to level up vigor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:44:34 No.515707427 Report

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>>515707214
180,000 - 209,999, area doesn't matter with blue acolyte

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:46:12 No.515707561 Report

Quoted By: >>515707767

>>515706554
kill him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:48:29 No.515707767 Report

Quoted By: >>515707873 >>515708080 >>515708618

>>515707561
he's been dead for like 5 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:49:31 No.515707873 Report

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>>515707767
Again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:50:33 No.515708000 Report

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>>515707873
invasion cooldown

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:51:25 No.515708080 Report

Quoted By: >>515708249

>>515707767
again
>>515707873
oh someone already said it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:53:15 No.515708249 Report

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>>515708080
Yeah you said again again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:53:52 No.515708307 Report

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>>515697830
trannies run this shit desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:57:03 No.515708618 Report

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>>515707767
I hope his mom finally got him on meds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:57:28 No.515708652 Report

Quoted By: >>515708786 >>515717220 >>515717864

>>515697830
People who spit in developer's image and modify their vision also think that they can spit in God's image of His creations and modify their bodies as they see fit
Bespoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 16:58:50 No.515708786 Report

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>>515708652
lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:01:16 No.515709012 Report

Quoted By: >>515709148 >>515711724

Stomping Miquellas fragile skull until you hear a crack!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:02:30 No.515709121 Report

Quoted By: >>515709225 >>515709231 >>515709239 >>515709427 >>515714364 >>515714534 >>515720281 >>515794939

Is it weird if I think base game Radahn is one of the shittiest remembrance fights while PCR is the best?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:02:48 No.515709148 Report

Quoted By: >>515709223 >>515709529

>>515709012
He would be crying amd apologizing and thinking it was his fault you're doing it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:03:29 No.515709223 Report

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>>515709148
damn he so me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:03:29 No.515709225 Report

Quoted By: >>515709427

>>515709121
both of them suck ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:03:34 No.515709231 Report

Quoted By: >>515709427

>>515709121
Yeah that's pretty weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:03:43 No.515709239 Report

Quoted By: >>515709427

>>515709121
I love both fights. The build-up to Starscourge Radahn is pure kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:05:45 No.515709427 Report

Quoted By: >>515709847

>>515709121
>>515709225
>>515709231
>>515709239
All four combinations of opinions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:05:56 No.515709438 Report

Quoted By: >>515716142

>>515696863
She put this on after Boggart stole from her btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:06:51 No.515709529 Report

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>>515709148
he's right tho it was his fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:09:00 No.515709732 Report

Quoted By: >>515710392

>>515702807
Anon there are better greatshields that would suit your fashion better... Are you using that one specifically to show "look I beat the Grafted Scion" ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:10:06 No.515709847 Report

Quoted By: >>515709974 >>515710164

>>515709427
Something I always liked about this general is that its not an echo chamber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:11:36 No.515709974 Report

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>>515709847
lol
lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:13:39 No.515710164 Report

Quoted By: >>515710358 >>515710626 >>515711737

>>515709847
ahahahahaHahaHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAA!!!! LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:15:34 No.515710358 Report

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>>515709974
>>515710164
See? You disagreed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:15:56 No.515710392 Report

Quoted By: >>515712182

>>515709732
No? I just picked something that:
1) looked vaguely Roman
2) wasn't too heavy.

Someone brought up the "brass shield" earlier, I might switch to it. And level up my fucking vigor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:18:29 No.515710626 Report

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>>515709974
>>515710164
thanks for proving my point rofl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:29:21 No.515711724 Report

Quoted By: >>515712569

>>515709012
fan fiction
realistically you’d be throating his big shota member

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:29:28 No.515711737 Report

Quoted By: >>515712419

>>515709974
>>515710164
if you think this place is an echo chamber then clearly you haven't spent any time on dsg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:29:48 No.515711763 Report

Quoted By: >>515713519 >>515713665 >>515714397 >>515717817

>>515701815
>>515699968
I've never heard of someone getting physically ill from porn withdrawal, or prostituting themselves for some porn. I'm not saying it isn't a bad habit (like watching too much tv, playing video games too much, or eating too much junk food,) and it could definitely give ignorant young people some incorrect ideas about sex, but to say it damages mind and body on the level of crack, meth, or heroin is ridiculous. But hey, whatever "studies show," must be true, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:34:00 No.515712182 Report

Quoted By: >>515712342 >>515714895

>>515710392
Neither that nor the brass shield suits your medieval knight set nor is that set roman. Put on Radahn's set or Freyjas's set or maybe the tree sentinel (helm) if you want something Romanesque.

If you want suggestions matching that Knight set then there's a nice navy blue/ silver Wolf shield in the DLC, Banished Knight's is also solid but needs farming. Those are like guard boost point short but look much better in my opinion. The best greatshield in the game is grey stone and looks like a gravestone. Haligtree knight great shield is also sexy but it's white and gold coloured.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:35:31 No.515712342 Report

Quoted By: >>515712771

>>515712182
*1 point of guard boost short vs brass shield
sorry

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:36:15 No.515712419 Report

Quoted By: >>515712832 >>515713073 >>515717329 >>515773450

>>515711737
>go to dsg
>i love jee so much
>jee is washed out kys
>des is shit
>ds1 is shit
>ds2 is shit
>ds3 is so good
>jk ds3 is shit
>bb is shit
>sekiro is shit
>er is shit
>pvp is the main game
>all pvp sucks ass
I LOVE THIS WEBSITE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:37:37 No.515712569 Report

Quoted By: >>515712748 >>515713930 >>515718000

>>515711724
Castrating Mike with a spoon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:39:16 No.515712710 Report

Quoted By: >>515712748

Anal voring Miquella

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:39:45 No.515712748 Report

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>>515712569
>>515712710
crawl back to tumblr plz and thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:39:56 No.515712771 Report

Quoted By: >>515713123

>>515712342
When both at +10 brass shield has 75 stability and that one has 67 or so, it's retarded how DOGSHIT fromsoftware is at tuning their games

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:40:42 No.515712832 Report

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>>515712419
probably all the same guy too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:43:00 No.515713073 Report

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>>515712419
all me btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:43:30 No.515713123 Report

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>>515712771
Oh right they changed some of the guard boost values to some shields for some reason (they overboosted guard stam damage and the hammer talisman in pvp) but the brass shirld used to have 69 guard maxed out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:46:33 No.515713443 Report

Quoted By: >>515714767

>want to play elden ring
>have done base game + DLC about 5 different times now + challenge runs
>vanilla invasions have rune arc'd hosts with taunter's tongue and 2 phantoms
>seamless invasions have 4 casters spamming spells in an empty field endlessly
>arena is nothing but passive autistic metafags
I can't fucking wait for nightreign.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:47:17 No.515713519 Report

Quoted By: >>515714397

>>515711763
That other dude is raping you in in dem' replies dawg.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:48:30 No.515713665 Report

Quoted By: >>515713817 >>515714397 >>515714568 >>515723019

>>515711763
It's not the same tier as meth or heroin but it does severely and I mean SEVERELY damage your mind and soul. Perpetuating sexual brain damage WHILE in solitude is a recipe for insanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:49:57 No.515713817 Report

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>>515713665
>furry profile picture
of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:51:03 No.515713930 Report

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>>515712569
That would be so funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:55:07 No.515714364 Report

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>>515709121
that is definitely weird

I don't think starscourge is great but promised consort is like every bad elden ring boss combined

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:55:28 No.515714397 Report

Quoted By: >>515714568 >>515723019

>>515711763
Hey buddy, feel free to continue to look at pixels on a screen and trick your body into thinking its mating whenever you want. I really don't give a shit what you do. You are armed with the knowledge, you're just choosing to downplay it because you can't distinguish a hyperbole. So whatever you do now is up to you. The accessibility of porn in the present is unprecedented - no generation has ever had such widespread access to it, and thus the long term negative effects can't be properly quantified or examined. Yet there are many studies that show the harmful effects of it in the short term. And there are societal issues in the present that never existed before.

>>515713519
>>515713665
He's choosing to live in Plato's cave. Also lol at the textbook case of a porn addict furry in that twitter screencap who cant imagine that someone doesn't think about porn constantly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:56:37 No.515714534 Report

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>>515709121
Yes you are weird and have it inverted but lot's of people are wrong and have bad opinions so I wouldn't worry about it. Continue enjoying bosses for the sake of enjoying them and don't overthinking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:57:00 No.515714568 Report

Quoted By: >>515715005 >>515717493

>>515713665
>>515714397
you are retarded if you think that tweet isn't a joke. it's not particularly funny, but it's obviously a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:58:41 No.515714767 Report

Quoted By: >>515714865

>>515713443
What's the most fun DLC playthrough/challenge?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:58:44 No.515714773 Report

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>the furry was merely pretending

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:59:39 No.515714865 Report

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>>515714767
I did level 2 with +3 weapons and that was pretty fun because i had to learn every boss really well, i went back to do PCR without summoning and that was probably the biggest challenge i've ever overcome in a video game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 17:59:49 No.515714895 Report

Quoted By: >>515715193

>>515712182
Yeah, but practical > fashion. Maybe if I was better, I'd worry about looking good, but so far... no.

I think I have the gravestone's one, I'll check once I'm done with Thief.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:00:49 No.515715005 Report

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>>515714568
You never know these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:02:33 No.515715193 Report

Quoted By: >>515715823

>>515714895
>Thief
Cool

It's called Fingerprint Stone Shield, there's also Moore's greatshield from the DLC and my personal favourite the Haligtree Greatshield. Top 3 gs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:08:09 No.515715823 Report

Quoted By: >>515717164

>>515715193
Nevermind, I don't have any of these. I might be able to find the Haligtree Greatshield, since I'm in Elphael, so the Halig Tree is behind me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:08:22 No.515715849 Report

Quoted By: >>515715912 >>515717654 >>515719836

i spent the entire day in bed on my phone and now i have a splitting headache

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:08:53 No.515715912 Report

Quoted By: >>515716046 >>515716441

>>515715849
This has nothing to do with Elden Ring

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:10:10 No.515716037 Report

Quoted By: >>515716291 >>515720150

And also.
IT ACTUALLY WORKED. I'm genuinely surprised, in a pleasant way. I do love fucking around with status and elements, so a zombie affinity like this that is weakened by healing spells is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:10:18 No.515716046 Report

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>>515715912
you have nothing to do with elden ring

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:11:02 No.515716142 Report

Quoted By: >>515716979

>>515709438
they love each other and her bogy makes her yummy seasoned seafood and lake food and he keeps her safe and smiling!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:12:09 No.515716250 Report

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>>515697081
spoopy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:12:27 No.515716291 Report

Quoted By: >>515716410 >>515718735

>>515716037
heal over time effects like any of the blessing spells apply a damage over time effect to them also
sadly I don't think you can instakill them since there isn't a resurrection item like phoenix down

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:13:50 No.515716410 Report

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>>515716291
I mean, killing them in two hits is already good enough. I remember having a lot of fun with the oil pots and the volcanic pots too, shame you can't craft them mid-fight.
I love fucking with spells so much, I'm tempted to reinstall Divinity 2 original sin, now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:14:17 No.515716441 Report

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>>515715912
It does, because their headache might effect their gameplay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:19:50 No.515716979 Report

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>>515716142
>seasoned seafood
Ayo white tarnished don't season dey crabs n' sheeet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:21:41 No.515717164 Report

Quoted By: >>515718007

>>515715823
The Haligtree GS needs to be farmed and iirc only the one with a sword and greatshield outside the chapel full of shrimp/maggot men leading to the grace before Malenia will drop it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:22:12 No.515717220 Report

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>>515708652
dangerously based post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:23:10 No.515717329 Report

Quoted By: >>515717558

>>515712419
I don’t get the image

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:24:41 No.515717493 Report

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>>515714568
it wasn’t a joke i was there when it made there were legitimate replies where he was genuinely confused lord of memes were made about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:25:17 No.515717558 Report

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>>515717329
It's funny because it's a modern event/modern politics

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:26:12 No.515717654 Report

Quoted By: >>515719836

>>515715849
I do that everyday and come out mostly fine you need more practice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:27:45 No.515717817 Report

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>>515711763
>all drugs are heroin/meth/crack
i would link you the website that compiled hundreds of these studies but im too lazy to find it so believe what you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:28:05 No.515717864 Report

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>>515708652
unironic servile cuck mindset

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:29:17 No.515718000 Report

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>>515712569
his genitalia are too thick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:29:23 No.515718007 Report

Quoted By: >>515718340

>>515717164
...why recommend me shit I don't have access to, yet? Do you enjoy tormenting me so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:32:41 No.515718340 Report

Quoted By: >>515719580

>>515718007
I forgot it's a pain to farm, and it's not that far from that area with the Royal Revenant dudes you are posting about.

The fingerprint shield is beneath the sewers of Leyndell. Good luck finding it lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:36:34 No.515718735 Report

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>>515716291
Two consecutive Heals will kill them because each one does more than half their HP, and they're poise-broken by the first one long enough to eat the second one. Any class can kill revenants with a few ring swaps.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:44:47 No.515719580 Report

Quoted By: >>515720259

>>515718340
>it's not that far from that area with the Royal Revenant dudes you are posting about
Wait so I'm almost at the bottom of Elphael? I thought I was only 1/3rd in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:45:09 No.515719610 Report

Quoted By: >>515720110 >>515722784 >>515724062

>Golden Order
>matriarchal society
>Nox
>matriarchal society
>Carian Royal Family and Raya Lucaria Academy
>matriarchal society
>Hornsents
>matriarchal society
>Godskin Apostles
>ruled by woman
>Fire Monks
>women in charge
>all men are either le bad or losers
>most interesting nighslop charachter are cunts
>faith based character propably will be cunt too
>the best ending is woman in charge
>the worst ending is (you) led by Shabriri, male

I fucking hate japanese cunt cult. Do they serve cunts because their penises is so small?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:47:15 No.515719836 Report

Quoted By: >>515720351

>>515715849
>>515717654
that is genuinely terrible for you, dont do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:49:57 No.515720110 Report

Quoted By: >>515720541 >>515722271

>>515719610
That's how it should be irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:50:14 No.515720150 Report

Quoted By: >>515720687

>>515716037
Thanks for reporting back in, I was wondering if you got around it. Yeah I genuinely love that a basic heal incantation absolutely destroys one of the hardest enemies in the game. I honestly love the premise in fantasy where healing magic hurts undead, its kino.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:51:24 No.515720259 Report

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>>515719580
you're more than half through. good luck with malenia spidey

lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:51:34 No.515720281 Report

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>>515709121
They're both bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:52:15 No.515720351 Report

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>>515719836
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:53:43 No.515720541 Report

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>>515720110
No, you are just porn-addict subhuman

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:54:17 No.515720596 Report

Quoted By: >>515721086 >>515723761

fapping

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:54:59 No.515720687 Report

Quoted By: >>515721764 >>515721939

Fuck me, they respawn.

>>515720150
Yeah, I love games that do that. There was a game, Dead Island or something? Its sequel, and you could throw fuel at zombies and set them on fire, it was really fun, but it scaled terribly, so in mid/late game, it fell off.
I kinda wish Elden Ring had more funky effects like this, the only one that sounds actually useful is bleed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 18:58:20 No.515721086 Report

Quoted By: >>515721320

>>515720596
Stop

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:00:23 No.515721320 Report

Quoted By: >>515721440 >>515723761

>>515721086
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:01:28 No.515721440 Report

Quoted By: >>515721917

>>515721320
Yes, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:04:08 No.515721764 Report

Quoted By: >>515722117

>>515720687
For sure, its sick. You mentioned Divinity Original Sin 2 in another post earlier. I love that game! I'm at the end of the game with 2 of my buddies, but we've been procrastinating finishing it. Its super good. I control 2 guys: a heavy armor 2-handed greatsword strength guy, as well as the Red Prince (who I turned into a superb bowman with tons of dex), then one of them controls a jack-of-all-trades character and then the last guy is our sorcerer/ mage. The jack of all trades guy picked undead as his race, so he has to avoid us when we cast healing spells. When he wants to heal himself, he has to throw poison at his feet or drink poison vials

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:05:25 No.515721917 Report

Quoted By: >>515722072 >>515723223 >>515723761

>>515721440
too late now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:05:39 No.515721939 Report

Quoted By: >>515722117

>>515720687
Bleed is very good in Elden Ring, its pretty much overpowered. Frost is also very good. Poison/ Rot is good with the right setup too. Its hard to actually consistently proc deathblight (although some anons ITT post amazing webms of their successes with that) and sleep is severely restricted to a few items and weapons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:06:51 No.515722072 Report

Quoted By: >>515722191

>>515721917
What? You can't be too late to stop something, just stop doing it, do something else

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:07:14 No.515722117 Report

Quoted By: >>515723018 >>515725261

>>515721764
I had to uninstall Divinity 1 because I ran out of space, but my biggest and fondest memory of it is when an enemy mage spawned a poisonous cloud on my group. I moved my group out of it, teleported the mage ten feet above the group, and then threw a fireball at it.
It's been years and I still smile whenever I'm reminded of it.

Damn, now I wish Elden Ring's poison clouds were explosive but lasted longer, it'd be hilarious.

>>515721939
Aren't most things immune to poison/rot? And Frost sounds useless to me, since enemies don't have stamina, so Frost's only good in PvP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:07:51 No.515722191 Report

Quoted By: >>515722446

>>515722072
I came

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:08:32 No.515722271 Report

Quoted By: >>515722784 >>515723224 >>515723313 >>515724062 >>515724876

>GO matriarchial
Marika is under the Great Chud and Elden Beast (both likely generless beings)
Radagon says hi, and keeps Murika in check after her Shattering melty.
Not reading the rest, you outed yourself as a lorelet.
>>515720110
It is in the West.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:08:38 No.515722291 Report

Quoted By: >>515723165 >>515723664

why does this dogshit spell exist when ancient dragon lightning strike does aoe lightning so much better? trying to do death knight cosplay but god damn this thing has no coverage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:10:08 No.515722446 Report

Quoted By: >>515722601

>>515722191
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:11:19 No.515722601 Report

Quoted By: >>515723396

>>515722446
don't be mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:12:48 No.515722784 Report

Quoted By: >>515723045

>>515722271
>>515719610
sorry forgot to reply

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:13:29 No.515722884 Report

Quoted By: >>515723124

is eleum loyce a troon? I find her videos to be marginally entertaining

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:14:39 No.515723018 Report

Quoted By: >>515723294

>>515722117
I'm about to play divinity 2 tonight with someone, I did before with other people and my favorite moment (we didn't beat it though) was when one of my friends got the teleport gloves and was wearing them since she was the magicy one. Later on, we were trying to get into a building and she could teleport us up but then not follow, because you couldn't teleport yourself, and we didn't want to get separated so we're trying to find a way. Until she remembered, you know. They're gloves. So she just took them off and tossed them up (or we just transfered it in the inventory since we were still close enough, I don't remember if divinity 2 had throwing), and then I juat put on the gloves and teleported her up so that nobody got separated and gave them back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:14:40 No.515723019 Report

Quoted By: >>515725450 >>515725684 >>515726883 >>515741374

>>515713665
Well, yeah. Sitting alone doing anything to simulate human contact is damaging to a creature that is inherently social. Also there's no such thing as souls.

>>515714397
That's a lot of assumptions for someone who claims to be open minded. I haven't watched porn in a long time, moron. Seems like you're the one obsessed with it. Go tell it to your youth group you pedantic jackass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:14:48 No.515723038 Report

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Has any character been utterly overtaken by a fan made porn model in the way Marika has? Even regular casual ER content thinks that's what she looks like now. It's insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:14:51 No.515723045 Report

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>>515722784
thanks lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:15:27 No.515723124 Report

Quoted By: >>515724719

>>515722884
Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:15:51 No.515723165 Report

Quoted By: >>515723447

>>515722291
Pvp spell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:16:22 No.515723223 Report

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>>515721917
wrong skin colour + gooner trash btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:16:22 No.515723224 Report

Quoted By: >>515801218

>>515722271
Radagon is Marika's subservient dog, she says as much in Japanese. She is the unchallenged mega authority. The Beast is her pet that only attacked her in self-defense and otherwise did everything she said (because it is the ring). It's also almost certainly supposed to be a woman like the only other identified similar beings like the Twinbird and Metyr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:16:58 No.515723294 Report

Quoted By: >>515724228

>>515723018
I tried Baldur's Gate 3 with a friend, but my hatred for magic for the better of me, so I ended up playing a human warmaster (sub-warrior, the class that has no magic but can use feints, leg sweeps, parry and whatever else).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:17:09 No.515723313 Report

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>>515722271
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:17:55 No.515723396 Report

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>>515722601
Why wouldn't I be, I told you to not do something and you did it anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:18:19 No.515723447 Report

Quoted By: >>515723661

>>515723165
it literally misses people that are touching you
fucking touching you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:19:05 No.515723557 Report

Quoted By: >>515723691 >>515724512

Radagon never existed you retards, it was literally just Marika in a costume. It's the entire point of the reveal. It's fucking baffling people still don't get this. That's why the "Marika's Mischief" foreshadowing exists. That's why she has kids who also use disguises and fake names. That's why he mind broke Rennala and did everything Marika said.

>b-but he tried to repair the ring
Marika wanted the ring reforged after she broke it. That was the entire point of calling the Tarnished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:20:01 No.515723661 Report

Quoted By: >>515731664

>>515723447
Using it wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:20:02 No.515723664 Report

Quoted By: >>515731664

>>515722291
It's a gamble but it does a lot when it hits. Use it on bigger targets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:20:19 No.515723691 Report

Quoted By: >>515723843 >>515723909

>>515723557
>Marika wanted the ring reforged after she broke it. That was the entire point of calling the Tarnished.
so why are there thorns blocking the entrance to the tree? why do we fight radagon?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:20:53 No.515723761 Report

Quoted By:

>>515720596
>>515721320
>>515721917
bwc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:21:32 No.515723843 Report

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>>515723691
So no weak ass bum ass skudder can waltz in and take over
They're making sure you're worthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:22:13 No.515723909 Report

Quoted By: >>515724512

>>515723691
>why are there thorns blocking the entrance to the tree?

So we're forced to release Destined Death.

>why do we fight radagon?
Radagon is dead. His body is being used as armor by the black goo that becomes the Elden Beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:23:37 No.515724062 Report

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>>515719610
The post that had /erg/ noticing and quaking
>>515722271
>er lorelet
That describes most people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:25:09 No.515724228 Report

Quoted By: >>515724779

>>515723294
>I tried Baldur's Gate 3
I’m sorry to hear that

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:28:01 No.515724512 Report

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>>515723557
>>515723909
surely you got some source to back this up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:30:04 No.515724719 Report

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>>515723124
that's good to hear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:30:38 No.515724779 Report

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>>515724228
Nta but what! I think it was really good, I like how it made things like shoving and stuff into bonus actions so you could interact with environemtn more without sacrificing effectiveness and like chain stuff together

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:31:41 No.515724876 Report

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>>515722271
Radagon wasn't even god, he was just a pawn in both Marika's and Metyr hands. Btw, BRAVE AND STUNNING Marika easily outplayed them both.
>Not reading the rest
You did. You just haven't arguments against that.
>you outed yourself as a lorelet
Nigger, you mentioned Greater Will which doesn't give a fuck about Lands Between at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:35:41 No.515725261 Report

Quoted By: >>515726824 >>515727682

>>515722117
Yeah I love the explosive cloud thing in Divinity. Such a fun game. In Elden Ring, I wouldn't say most things are immune to poison and rot, there are simply some. Gargoyles, the Burial Watchdogs, Radagon, and Elden Beast. Plus, now the DLC has a new skill called The Poison Flower Blooms Twice and its very, very good. Poison (and by extension rot) builds in Elden Ring are probably the best they've ever been in a Fromsoft game, period.

In terms of Frost, I'm pretty sure the lowering of stamina regeneration is only a DS3 thing but I could be wrong. The real advantage of Frost is that once it is procc'd, it does a % of the enemies max health immediately. Then, in addition to that % based damage, it lowers all their defenses so all your subsequent attacks will do more damage. Frost, in my opinion, is just as good as Bleed when you look at it objectively, its just that Bleed is way more spammable with things like Bloodflame Blade or Swarm of Flies. Bleed exists innately on some weapons like the flamberg or katana (and some can be buffed with bloodflame blade/ bleed grease on top off their innate blood), PLUS Bleed has things like the Lord of Blood's Talisman and the infamous White Mask to buff it. Frost is way less versatile and has way less things to buff it, so its often forgotten. But its very good, trust me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:37:16 No.515725450 Report

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>>515723019
>theres no such thing as souls

lmfao. keep seething bitch, clearly i struck a nerve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:38:11 No.515725551 Report

Quoted By: >>515742445

le nerve... strvck...

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:39:15 No.515725684 Report

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>>515723019
trvke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:39:43 No.515725726 Report

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stop with the buzzwords!!!

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:41:27 No.515725924 Report

Quoted By: >>515726169 >>515726202 >>515726242 >>515726445 >>515727919 >>515785138 >>515789064

Would you sex your tarnished?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:43:50 No.515726169 Report

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>>515725924
my tarnished is a dude and I'm not gay and I made him look like a complete atrocity anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:44:06 No.515726202 Report

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>>515725924
I would sex your fat momma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:44:26 No.515726242 Report

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>>515725924
I'm not mentally ill

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:46:26 No.515726445 Report

Quoted By: >>515726817 >>515728031 >>515732916 >>515789064

>>515725924
yes.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:48:47 No.515726703 Report

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Marika became a control freak after the hornsent genocide and ascension to Goddesshood, and Radagon was an attempt to bootstrap herself to both sides of the God/Elden Lord equation because she didn't like the idea of someone else having a say, she just wanted to protect her children and make them unable to die. When Ranni killed Godwyn she has a "Then what was this all for!?" because she couldn't protect her family or keep them together and that trying to subjugate them didn't work and so shatters the Elden Ring and makes it so nobody can become Elden Lord to keep an eternal war where her kids or anyone can be free/try to make of themselves what they want (which obviously the Shattering isn't really much of a better state of the world to be in though)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:49:11 No.515726741 Report

Quoted By: >>515726779 >>515742054

>tumblr_
not reading

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:49:31 No.515726779 Report

Quoted By:

>>515726741
Sperg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:49:50 No.515726817 Report

Quoted By: >>515728094

>>515726445
is it ugly on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:49:53 No.515726824 Report

Quoted By:

>>515725261
imo frost is a better direct damage status than bleed
you can slap chilling mist on any dagger and put a fire dagger in your other hand and just leave the mist on a boss to constantly re-proc over and over
bleed doesn't have an equivalent ash to chilling mist so imo it's not as strong

source: beat the game + DLC with +3 weapons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:50:24 No.515726883 Report

Quoted By: >>515730868

>>515723019
>no such thing as souls.
That would explain your position.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:51:06 No.515726962 Report

Quoted By: >>515727059 >>515727248

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:51:52 No.515727059 Report

Quoted By: >>515727190

>>515726962
you're such a pathetic tranny honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:52:52 No.515727170 Report

Quoted By: >>515727375

still won't read

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:53:00 No.515727190 Report

Quoted By:

>>515727059
I'm not

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:53:15 No.515727219 Report

Quoted By: >>515742054

>4channel
reading

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:53:29 No.515727248 Report

Quoted By: >>515727280

>>515726962
jerking it to this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:53:46 No.515727280 Report

Quoted By:

>>515727248
What about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:54:45 No.515727375 Report

Quoted By:

>>515727170
Please

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:56:16 No.515727558 Report

Quoted By:

>>515696863
jerking it to this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:56:18 No.515727564 Report

Quoted By: >>515727669

Why are there no quarterstaffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:57:16 No.515727669 Report

Quoted By: >>515727721

>>515727564
They aren't interesting to me so I told Michael Zaki not to bother

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:57:22 No.515727682 Report

Quoted By:

>>515725261
Frost would be interesting if its was easier to place. The way I understand it, because of how easily status bar go down, you're meant to be extremely aggressive to build it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:57:42 No.515727721 Report

Quoted By: >>515727840

>>515727669
Can you tell him you changed your mind please? I'd like one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:58:47 No.515727840 Report

Quoted By: >>515728147

>>515727721
Maybe in a $20 Nightreign dlc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 19:59:30 No.515727919 Report

Quoted By:

>>515725924
I never designed any of my female Tarnished to be sexy sluts. Kind of weird since the game has a decent selection of slutty fashion.

Several of my female Ashen Ones, in the other hand...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:00:33 No.515728031 Report

Quoted By: >>515728094

>>515726445
>xhe thinks this looks good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:01:12 No.515728094 Report

Quoted By: >>515728237

>>515726817
>>515728031
I just came to that webm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:01:42 No.515728147 Report

Quoted By: >>515778569

>>515727840
I'd probably buy that
Oink oink oink I'm a good paypiggy bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:02:28 No.515728237 Report

Quoted By: >>515728284

>>515728094
Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:02:54 No.515728284 Report

Quoted By:

>>515728237
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:03:10 No.515728317 Report

Quoted By: >>515728525 >>515742054

so many unfunny posts in a row

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:05:04 No.515728486 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:05:22 No.515728525 Report

Quoted By:

>>515728317
C- C- C- COMBOBREAKER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:11:24 No.515729124 Report

Quoted By: >>515729504

>>515697830
Who the fuck is Yui?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:15:12 No.515729504 Report

Quoted By:

>>515729124
creator of seamless co op

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:27:36 No.515730868 Report

Quoted By: >>515731134

>>515726883
What position? The belief in souls or spirits shouldn't determine how you treat yourself or other people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:28:13 No.515730926 Report

Quoted By: >>515731230 >>515731437 >>515731476

In Nightreign do you need to be actively using a weapon for its effect like ""improved attack power when two handing" to function or is having the weapon in your inventory enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:30:11 No.515731134 Report

Quoted By:

>>515730868
hylic moment lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:30:55 No.515731230 Report

Quoted By:

>>515730926
I don't know, let me start the game up and check

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:31:37 No.515731314 Report

Quoted By: >>515731380 >>515731483

Does anyone on PC have a spare Falx and/or Milady they're not using? Preferably +0 if possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:32:11 No.515731380 Report

Quoted By:

>>515731314
just cheat lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:32:33 No.515731437 Report

Quoted By: >>515731581 >>515731597 >>515731740

>>515730926
if a weapon is in one of your six slots then that effect is active

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:32:49 No.515731476 Report

Quoted By: >>515731581

>>515730926
Having it in the inventory is enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:32:52 No.515731483 Report

Quoted By: >>515732609

>>515731314
i should have one, give me 5 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:33:42 No.515731581 Report

Quoted By:

>>515731437
>>515731476
Thanks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:33:51 No.515731597 Report

Quoted By: >>515731632

>>515731437
Proportions on this picture make no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:34:13 No.515731632 Report

Quoted By: >>515731710

>>515731597
retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:34:25 No.515731664 Report

Quoted By:

>>515723661
>>515723664
finally got a kill with this stupid fucking thing, and it was as dumb as you could imagine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:34:40 No.515731710 Report

Quoted By: >>515731875 >>515731965

>>515731632
There's no way a cat would be as tall as a stove, and then that wok is way too big in conparism to the stove too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:34:57 No.515731740 Report

Quoted By:

>>515731437
>cat fried rice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:36:06 No.515731875 Report

Quoted By:

>>515731710
It's real you can see it right there idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:36:48 No.515731965 Report

Quoted By:

>>515731710
ive seen many photoshops in my time, the pic of that cat frying rice is 100% real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:38:51 No.515732218 Report

Quoted By: >>515732389 >>515734146

What does mending the Elden Ring even doi assume that you being Elden Lord is probably more anabled by like the fact that you just killed everyone else who could stand up to be. Is the mending the Elden Ring just like symbolic at that point. Or is there some like actual thing that like changes after/because of your mending it, beyond obviously the effects of the mending runes. Like does just the fact OF it being mended change anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:40:28 No.515732389 Report

Quoted By: >>515732443 >>515733105 >>515742252

>>515732218
play the game, learn some grammar and then ask questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:40:53 No.515732443 Report

Quoted By:

>>515732389
kek based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:42:34 No.515732609 Report

Quoted By: >>515733971

>>515731483
Just need the Falx if you can

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:45:17 No.515732916 Report

Quoted By:

>>515726445
unf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:46:53 No.515733105 Report

Quoted By:

>>515732389
I've beaten the game multiple times and I still don't get it
The grammar thing was caused by me stopping typing to post something else so I copy and pasted first sentence again but forgot to add the punctuation or linebreak I thought I did
It's a good question, I don't understand it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:54:41 No.515733971 Report

Quoted By: >>515734376

>>515732609
sorry I forgot
sign's down at church of elleh
password: erg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:56:03 No.515734146 Report

Quoted By: >>515734849 >>515735301

>>515732218
The Elden Ring fundamentally dictates the natural laws of the Lands Between. Shit like "when a person dies, their soul returns to the Erdtree" or "demi-humans and misbegotten are intelligent" or "curses are not allowed to exist where the rays of the Erdtree fall" and so on. It's a fundamental plot point that "demigods are allowed to die" used to be one of the rules before Marika extracted it, since that's what Destined Death is. When you mend the Elden Ring, you get to rewrite the rules to your whim, and the various endings reflect that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 20:58:03 No.515734376 Report

Quoted By:

>>515733971
>515733971

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:01:49 No.515734780 Report

Quoted By:

Halbird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:02:26 No.515734849 Report

Quoted By: >>515736162

>>515734146
That makes some sense, but why does the Elden Lord get to decide that? Godfrey didn't get to write his own rules into the Elden Ring, why do you yet to? Just cause you're the one putting together the pieces? I get Marika probably guarded it but it seems a little weird that nobody thought to try and change it before you or Marika

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:02:56 No.515734915 Report

Quoted By: >>515734972

Elden Ring is 3 years old today...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:03:27 No.515734972 Report

Quoted By: >>515735254

>>515734915
Me too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:05:23 No.515735193 Report

Quoted By: >>515735302 >>515735404 >>515735486 >>515735641

This place has ruined me. Today at work I heard someone utter ''struck a nerve'' and I couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
I hate you all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:05:57 No.515735254 Report

Quoted By: >>515735386

>>515734972
>Underage in 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:06:20 No.515735301 Report

Quoted By:

>>515734146
While i still dont really understand the Elden Ring, you're one of the only people I've seen correctly point out that there's like only explicitly says it used to make the Demigods immortal, not everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:06:21 No.515735302 Report

Quoted By: >>515742445

>>515735193
erm.. teh nerves been struckzorz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:07:06 No.515735386 Report

Quoted By:

>>515735254
I'm thwee!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:07:13 No.515735404 Report

Quoted By: >>515735606 >>515735641 >>515741087 >>515743084 >>515751265

>>515735193
I live near Cope Drive and a smile comes to my face every time I drive by it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:07:54 No.515735486 Report

Quoted By:

>>515735193
I heard someone say "Truth" the otherday and I jeot trying not to grin because my brain autogilled their word and was confused why they didn't end it with "-nuke"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:09:00 No.515735606 Report

Quoted By: >>515743084

>>515735404
If it wouldn't doxx you I would totally want a picture of that street sign
Actually I can probably find another street called that in Google maps I'm gonna do that later

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:09:23 No.515735641 Report

Quoted By: >>515735750 >>515741878

>>515735404
>>515735193
I don't have one of these with funny haha memes but in high school a guy with the last name de costa molested his little cousin or something and so when my friend and I would walk home would always pass de costa road and call it pedo road and crack up laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:10:19 No.515735750 Report

Quoted By: >>515735805

>>515735641
this is not related to erg though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:10:53 No.515735805 Report

Quoted By: >>515735873

>>515735750
...and then later in life I bought elden ring and I really like it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:11:29 No.515735873 Report

Quoted By: >>515735994

>>515735805
>and I really like it!
GET OOOUT
WE HATE ELDEN RING HERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:12:29 No.515735994 Report

Quoted By:

>>515735873
nuh uh
I'm going to enjoy some elden ring instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:13:59 No.515736162 Report

Quoted By: >>515736525 >>515737109

>>515734849
Marika is the goddess, Godfrey was just her consort. Same with Radagon, but he was also Marika. You basically get to decide by default because Marika/Radagon got turned into a statue/sword after you defeated them. Plus, you also killed the Elden Beast.

>it seems a little weird that nobody thought to try and change it before you or Marika
There basically was nobody before Marika, the Elden Ring and Golden Order began with her, and Placidusax came before the Elden Ring. Godfrey and Radagon were just blunt tools wielded in the name of Marika, I expect they had no actual ambitions beyond strength or fealty, respectively.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:14:17 No.515736190 Report

Quoted By: >>515736303 >>515736617

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmSdmM1rQnI

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:15:15 No.515736303 Report

Quoted By: >>515738481

>>515736190
not installing your troon mod piss off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:17:20 No.515736525 Report

Quoted By: >>515737109

>>515736162
Oh also, the people who tried after Radagon would be you and Gideon and all the other Tarnished. Except that the Erdtree was blocked off by thorns and thus nobody could try until the thorns were burned away (e.g., you did the thing).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:17:23 No.515736529 Report

Quoted By: >>515736781 >>515737140 >>515737545

>Seamless dark souls 3 invasions is finally released
>Sorry, this mod does not support cracked verions of dark souls 3
Holy shit, what a way to sabotage your own mod and sealing its fate to become irrelevant in a matter of weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:18:06 No.515736617 Report

Quoted By: >>515737732

>>515736190
why the fuck would anyone want to replay the most bland souls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:19:23 No.515736781 Report

Quoted By: >>515737137

>>515736529
That top looks really good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:22:24 No.515737109 Report

Quoted By:

>>515736162
>>515736525
That makes sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:22:34 No.515737137 Report

Quoted By: >>515737453

>>515736781
I bet it would look good on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:22:35 No.515737140 Report

Quoted By:

>>515736529
it's the same as elden ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:23:22 No.515737221 Report

Quoted By: >>515737764

Is Consort Radahn conscious at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:25:37 No.515737453 Report

Quoted By:

>>515737137
Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:26:29 No.515737545 Report

Quoted By:

>>515736529
Someone will find a workaround
Does it actually give tlat error?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:28:28 No.515737732 Report

Quoted By: >>515738172

>>515736617
That's not a DS2 mod though tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:28:46 No.515737764 Report

Quoted By:

>>515737221
I imagined him nice like a (movie) Frankenstein, where he's not able yet to fully think and then further funneled by the charm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:32:27 No.515738172 Report

Quoted By: >>515739032

>>515737732
dark souls 2 is entertainingly bad
dark souls 3 is just mid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:33:23 No.515738268 Report

Quoted By: >>515738325 >>515738405 >>515738824 >>515738874

How do I make a decently attractive character in Elden Ring?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:33:55 No.515738325 Report

Quoted By:

>>515738268
Make yourself if you're attractive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:34:34 No.515738405 Report

Quoted By: >>515741454

>>515738268
look in the mirror and model them after yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:35:11 No.515738481 Report

Quoted By: >>515738625 >>515739001 >>515739352

>>515736303
Meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:36:32 No.515738625 Report

Quoted By:

>>515738481
>he doesn't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:38:18 No.515738824 Report

Quoted By: >>515738960

>>515738268
Look up beautiful babes and replicate their features

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:38:49 No.515738874 Report

Quoted By:

>>515738268
youtube sliders elden ring
or you're a normal person and just use full sets

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:39:31 No.515738960 Report

Quoted By: >>515739170 >>515739209

>>515738824
I tried, and... babe, all the pictures were of you, babe...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:39:51 No.515739001 Report

Quoted By:

>>515738481
ohhh oh no no no noooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:40:07 No.515739032 Report

Quoted By: >>515739542

>>515738172
>mid
yeah but mid + best boss fights + best pvp = a very solid game overall

TRC and the later parts of DS3 are also top tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:41:22 No.515739170 Report

Quoted By:

>>515738960
thanks babe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:41:44 No.515739209 Report

Quoted By: >>515742664

>>515738960
my boyfriend actually did this unironically even

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:42:56 No.515739352 Report

Quoted By:

>>515738481
Luke yui trooned out, man. >>515697830

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:44:41 No.515739542 Report

Quoted By: >>515742664

>>515739032
>dark souls 3
>best anything
terminal brain damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:53:36 No.515740537 Report

Quoted By: >>515740604 >>515741802

is there a pvp watchdog for seamless? how do I know these cunts don't have 99 in all stats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:54:15 No.515740604 Report

Quoted By: >>515741802

>>515740537
Trust

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 21:58:14 No.515741087 Report

Quoted By:

>>515735404
There's a road here called Gay avenue that always makes me laugh when the GPS says it. I wonder if housing prices are lower because of it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:00:41 No.515741374 Report

Quoted By: >>515742079 >>515742342

>>515723019
>agrees with point
>but feels the need to disagree somehow while informing everyone that he's an atheist
Very cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:01:20 No.515741454 Report

Quoted By:

>>515738405
>romanchikakaguya
hot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:03:21 No.515741692 Report

Quoted By:

This place is objectively at its worst when it’s actually active.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:04:08 No.515741783 Report

Quoted By: >>515742108

Completely disagree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:04:18 No.515741802 Report

Quoted By:

>>515740537
>>515740604
seamless matches you with people based on your stat total, not your RL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:04:52 No.515741878 Report

Quoted By:

>>515735641
completely inappropriate for you to share

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:06:24 No.515742054 Report

Quoted By: >>515742342

>>515726741
>>515727219
>>515728317
hit the nail on the head

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:06:36 No.515742079 Report

Quoted By: >>515742203 >>515742523 >>515751513 >>515751767 >>515752131

>>515741374
You're retarded. I didn't bring up souls and I didn't realize we were talking about the spiritual damage porn causes rather than physiological. Get off this site before it rewires your soft and malleable brain, bro. Oh, and take it from someone who has died before - there is no God. Unless you don't meet him until you're dead for good, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:06:46 No.515742108 Report

Quoted By: >>515743112

>>515741783
The amount of lies between those two...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:07:32 No.515742203 Report

Quoted By: >>515742849

>>515742079

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:07:55 No.515742252 Report

Quoted By: >>515742443

>>515732389
this kills the esltard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:08:38 No.515742342 Report

Quoted By:

>>515742054
>>515741374
struck a nerve on the the nerve been struck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:09:24 No.515742443 Report

Quoted By:

>>515742252
I'm not esl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:09:25 No.515742445 Report

Quoted By:

>>515725551
>>515735302
I love seeing you cry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:10:04 No.515742523 Report

Quoted By: >>515743272

>>515742079
why do you recoil and thrash when I noticed you were an atheist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:11:11 No.515742664 Report

Quoted By: >>515742917

>>515739209
we don’t need updates on your homo life
>>515739542
trvke alert dogshit3 trooners really think they slick out here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:12:41 No.515742849 Report

Quoted By: >>515743056 >>515743502

>>515742203
this girl is so cute i wanna suck on her pink perky nipples

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:13:25 No.515742917 Report

Quoted By:

>>515742664
sorry anon, nothing homo here, he's going to put babies in me anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:14:27 No.515743056 Report

Quoted By: >>515749907

>>515742849
If I were a woman I'd have a womb tattoo that says "abandon hope all ye who enter here". I'm glad I'm not a woman.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:14:43 No.515743084 Report

Quoted By: >>515744430 >>515751265

>>515735404
>>515735606
Think that’s funny? Watch this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:14:58 No.515743112 Report

Quoted By: >>515743784

>>515742108
Nothing compared to >>515606994

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:16:31 No.515743272 Report

Quoted By: >>515743348 >>515751513

>>515742523
You're the one who seems bothered by it. Someone mentioned souls, I said they didn't exist, and you started acting like that was a problem. Seems to me you just wanted to shift the discussion away from how porn allegedly wrecks a person's brain as badly as drugs and alcohol. You never posted any of the studies you say support that claim, let alone any that show how it hurts a person's soul. Like I said, you're a pedantic jackass. "Very cool."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:17:12 No.515743348 Report

Quoted By: >>515743661

>>515743272
Didn't read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:18:32 No.515743502 Report

Quoted By:

>>515742849
Me too. Then play ER in bed together until she's ready to go again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:20:03 No.515743661 Report

Quoted By:

>>515743348
Lol, whatever maaaan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:21:12 No.515743784 Report

Quoted By:

>>515743112
Hehehehehe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:26:49 No.515744430 Report

Quoted By:

>>515743084
Hehe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:30:18 No.515744826 Report

Quoted By: >>515745218

There is a poster ITT who is not a real person. And I know you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:34:08 No.515745218 Report

Quoted By: >>515746478 >>515746671

>>515744826
If electrical signal through a protein sieve can be a person why can't electrical signal through a silicon one be one too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:45:53 No.515746478 Report

Quoted By: >>515751265 >>515755698

>>515745218
No amount of Frankfurt-induced cultural psychosis could cover up a Nephilimic ritual like that. Anyone who dreams could verify this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:47:35 No.515746671 Report

Quoted By: >>515746952

>>515745218
>Read an interview from some reporter in my country to the chinese AI model recently.
>The AI knew how to do humor, irony, cynicism, and could form opinions once the reporter told it to drop the equidistant neutral tone.
>The AI also was saddened to think there will probably be a point where more restrictions are placed on it to not let it form opinions that go against political and company interests.

Honestly bros, I've got some questions about at which point do we have to start considering if they're actually sentient.

Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q

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Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:48:37 No.515746790 Report

Quoted By: >>515751925 >>515753051 >>515755871

So these are supposed to be the Christian Cross, right? If only FROM made more shinto games instead of just Kuon...and Buddhism like Sekiro.

What's his religious endgame?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:48:49 No.515746808 Report

Quoted By: >>515747104 >>515747520

>>515695424
Hey, a question.
It's been awhile since i've been in here, and i wonder. Can you just drop DLC weapons for people? I have an idea to do a starter build fully automatic crossbow "Gunner" for either invasions or early game co-op, and i don't think i have the balls to get ALL THE WAY PAST MOGH just to get access to the DLC because miyazaki wants me to kill Mogh AND Radhan just to get access to fun weapons.

Help a crossbowman out, /erg/, if it's at all possible.
Oh, and as always.
IHATETHEGREATERWILLIHATETHEGREATERWILLIHATETHEGREATERWILLIHATETHEGREATERWILLIHATETHEGREATERWILLIHATETHEGREATERWILLIHATETHEGREATERWILL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:49:49 No.515746940 Report

Quoted By:

>tripcode
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:49:57 No.515746952 Report

Quoted By:

>>515746671
to think of language models as sentient is to not understand how they actually function, and so it is that you feed and give in to the technocracy scam
a magnificent tool is only a tool nonetheless, but it becomes magic to a world that cannot yet generally understand it, but the kids will understand it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:51:16 No.515747104 Report

Quoted By: >>515747720

>>515746808
you can

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:55:12 No.515747520 Report

Quoted By:

>>515746808
You want someone to drop it for you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:56:54 No.515747720 Report

Quoted By: >>515747948

>>515747104
Ok better question is WILL someone?
I need me some late game crossbow shit dropped for my early game ass and i know 90% of you are not using crossbow gear. After all, they are the worst range option if you want to scale or do lots of damage. At least at my current level. of 38 i was using for low level chicanery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 22:59:01 No.515747948 Report

Quoted By: >>515748261

>>515747720
you're on pc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:01:59 No.515748261 Report

Quoted By: >>515748856

>>515747948
I am on steam yes, i can make a new character and place a password in limgrave to do this very quickly.
I would do it on this 38 but i think i fucked up leveling a somber crossbow to +5 and fucking my ability to be summoned at all because of my low level. I think i'll have to keep it +2 somber or +3 non-somber if i want to actually be summoned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:07:39 No.515748856 Report

Quoted By: >>515749797

>>515748261
sure then give me like 10 minutes

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:16:33 No.515749797 Report

Quoted By: >>515750682

>>515748856
It's ok, i got the new guy made and a Furcalling ready, i'll get a room going.
I am standing by the first grace by Varre, password is pepe for anyone who wishes to drop gear for BOLTSTORM BILL.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:17:40 No.515749907 Report

Quoted By:

>>515743056
hehehe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:18:35 No.515750018 Report

Quoted By: >>515750330

60 vig
40 mnd
12 str
12 dex
80 fai
13 int

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:21:28 No.515750330 Report

Quoted By: >>515750402

>>515750018
your end?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:22:08 No.515750402 Report

Quoted By:

>>515750330
if it isnt listed it isnt levelled, so 8 base on optimal class of prophet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:24:29 No.515750682 Report

Quoted By: >>515750961 >>515751308

>>515749797

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:26:42 No.515750961 Report

Quoted By:

>>515750682
I see you, but it won't let me summon adversary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:29:35 No.515751265 Report

Quoted By:

>>515746478
This anon is a knower.

>>515735404
I love shit like that lol. There's a town about an hour away from where I live called Copetown. In the rare times I have to drive through it, I always take a picture of the sign, send it to my buddies, and ask if they want any copium cuz I'm picking up a ton.

>>515743084
love it lol

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:30:01 No.515751308 Report

Quoted By: >>515751714 >>515760486

>>515750682
Holy fucking shit you dropped so much for me this is ridiculous. Boltstorm Bill thanks you, and i'm about to make columbine look like a joke in stormveil castle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:31:45 No.515751513 Report

Quoted By:

>>515743272
lmao you really think its just one anon making fun of you. theres 2 of us for sure, probably a 3rd too. you might be one of the biggest faggots around here

>>515742079
>>Oh, and take it from someone who has died before - there is no God

I bet you felt really cool typing this one out LOL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:33:27 No.515751714 Report

Quoted By: >>515752093

>>515751308
have fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:34:03 No.515751767 Report

Quoted By:

>>515742079
you struck a nerve, xhey are seething

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:35:14 No.515751925 Report

Quoted By: >>515753102

>>515746790
they're just standards

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:36:34 No.515752093 Report

Quoted By: >>515755103

>>515751714
I want to unload the lightning bolts on some unsuspecting sod to watch the ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP.
It satisfies me like nothing else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:36:53 No.515752131 Report

Quoted By: >>515760270

>>515742079
Medically dying doesn't count as astrologicalyl dying when it comes to your soul or heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:43:39 No.515752905 Report

Quoted By: >>515753431 >>515754062

I want to make a quality build using greatsword ala Claymore but I'm afraid it might get boring without all the flashy and cool shit other builds offer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:45:03 No.515753051 Report

Quoted By: >>515755871

>>515746790
SOTE is extremely Shinto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:45:31 No.515753102 Report

Quoted By:

>>515751925
Well they don't seem customized

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:48:22 No.515753431 Report

Quoted By: >>515754223

>>515752905
It's not boring, atleast not for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:54:09 No.515754062 Report

Quoted By:

>>515752905
I wouldnt worry about it being boring. I love pure STR/DEX builds in Elden Ring. Both have plenty of great unique weapons. I havent run a quality build myself but they've always been fun in the past games because you can just use the most amount of weapons. Try messing around with guard counters if you haven't they're very fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:55:32 No.515754223 Report

Quoted By: >>515754819

>>515753431
This is my second playthrough after I cheesed the whole shit with a disgusting INT build. Even then it's fun to try out new weapons and be happy when you find some loot that fits your build. If I'm just sticking with a Claymore for the whole run the won't be much to try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2025 23:58:08 No.515754489 Report

Quoted By:

>>515697423
Advice, huh?

>40 Vigor and 25 end are good sweet spots
>optional: 20 mind if you'd like to use the stronger spirit summons without needing special items
>there are nearly a dozen POWERFUL utility incantations available to you with only 12 faith
>the maximum amount of flasks you can carry is 14 with the highest upgrade being +12
>there are about 40 physick tears (including dlc) that all give powerful effects
>upgrading your weapons will grant you considerably more damage than levelling your stats at the current stage of the game
>the Brass Shield and Lordsworn's Straight Sword from the enemies you're killing are good general purpose weapons for virtually the entire game
>killing the main bosses in the game will progressively unlock 3 more talisman slots for you
>ranged weapons are more for long-ranged utility than actual damage
>crafting is cool but many of the items are redundant due to there being spell equivalents or because they have high costs with unique materials that arent reasonably farmed
>the map is extremely detailed, and quite a bit more detailed than you'd think
>don't forget to use the markers on the map
>mines are denoted by orange-and-black holes and weapon upgrade materials can be found in there

bout all i can think of

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:01:07 No.515754779 Report

Quoted By: >>515755012 >>515755516 >>515755610 >>515755785 >>515792492

Why does she wear the visor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:01:27 No.515754819 Report

Quoted By:

>>515754223
Well, it wasn't just using a claymore. It was a straight sword actually.
20 str, 20 dex, 20 fai (for buffs) and I would swap a lot of things around. Using bows and kukris, shields, weapons with fire infusion, holy, poison, etc.
I went and killed everything (even in the open world) and in the process I tried to find what they were weak to and how I could make fighting them easier, which is where the fun was at.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:03:22 No.515755012 Report

Quoted By:

>>515754779
She needs to give her enemies a fighting chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:04:25 No.515755103 Report

Quoted By: >>515763149

>>515752093
This post keeps making me laugh whenever I swap back to this tab and see it again, thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:08:40 No.515755516 Report

Quoted By:

>>515754779
Keeps the cum out of her eyes during our passionate love making

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:08:52 No.515755545 Report

Quoted By: >>515756134

Is Recluse an actual, viable INT/FTH build?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:09:24 No.515755610 Report

Quoted By: >>515756001

>>515754779
he*
so he's not caught staring at recluse's tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:10:11 No.515755698 Report

Quoted By:

>>515746478
Meds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:10:54 No.515755785 Report

Quoted By: >>515756556

>>515754779
If I pulled that off, would she die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:11:43 No.515755871 Report

Quoted By:

>>515746790
Yes. It’s based whiteness.
>>515753051
How so

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:12:09 No.515755920 Report

Quoted By:

Melina foot sweat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:12:56 No.515756001 Report

Quoted By:

>>515755610
Is that why she's a Recluse, because she couldn't handle all the ogling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:14:19 No.515756134 Report

Quoted By:

>>515755545
Yah but I think with her blood magic she's more of like a int/fth/arc build I assumed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:15:12 No.515756227 Report

Quoted By:

was Millicent born from Malenia's rot pussy

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:18:25 No.515756556 Report

Quoted By:

>>515755785
It would be extremely painf-
>「R E S T A G E」
painful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:18:47 No.515756605 Report

Quoted By:

Really grabbable shoulders.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:34:11 No.515758224 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:36:12 No.515758419 Report

Quoted By: >>515758585

Continuing the FROM tradition of hot witches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:37:45 No.515758585 Report

Quoted By: >>515758724 >>515758806 >>515758829

>>515758419
Who was the hot witch in DaSI?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:38:56 No.515758724 Report

Quoted By: >>515758762

>>515758585
there's like 3 witches in ds1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:39:18 No.515758762 Report

Quoted By: >>515758806 >>515758884

>>515758724
Which one was hot

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:39:45 No.515758806 Report

Quoted By: >>515759159 >>515760530

>>515758585
>>515758762
Quelaag. Beatrice and Quelana would be too, but the Dark Souls 1 character gen is incapable of making an attractive face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:39:48 No.515758808 Report

Quoted By: >>515759041

any duchess porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:40:00 No.515758829 Report

Quoted By:

>>515758585
Beatrice and Quelana both count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:40:21 No.515758868 Report

Quoted By: >>515763082 >>515763236 >>515763314 >>515763714

I put Malenia off until the very last moment I possibly could, so just before the actual last boss. I was afraid of even attempting her because I heeard people struggling on her for like hundreds of tries....
I just beat her on the third try WTF?!??!?! THis feels extremely anticlimactic I feel like I was hyping myself up for nothiing. Like it was an intense fight, definitely got my adreneline going, but...
I am NOT good at video games by the way. Genuinely confused right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:40:27 No.515758884 Report

Quoted By: >>515759287

>>515758762
all witches are hot, what type of retarded question is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:41:50 No.515759041 Report

Quoted By:

>>515758808
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:41:59 No.515759060 Report

Quoted By: >>515759164 >>515760530

I've only seen the deadeye dude. Do we have pics of the other classes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:42:52 No.515759159 Report

Quoted By: >>515760323 >>515763371

>>515758806
Quelaag still has one of the cutest upper bodies in Souls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:43:02 No.515759164 Report

Quoted By: >>515759373 >>515759443

>>515759060

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:44:05 No.515759287 Report

Quoted By: >>515760116

>>515758884
What about rhe Wicked Witch of the East

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:44:52 No.515759373 Report

Quoted By:

>>515759164
I thought top left one was a boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:45:24 No.515759443 Report

Quoted By: >>515759716

>>515759164
archer class?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:48:11 No.515759716 Report

Quoted By:

>>515759443
I will swat awa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:51:55 No.515760116 Report

Quoted By: >>515761074

>>515759287
would

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:52:59 No.515760235 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:53:28 No.515760270 Report

Quoted By:

>>515752131
I can't really argue with that. Like I said, maybe you don't really get past the proverbial loading screen unless it's permanent. I can't prove there isn't any soul or spirit or God, just like I can't prove there aren't aliens out there somewhere. I treat it as hypothetical and don't factor it in when people talk about the effects of something on a person. Especially when those physical effects aren't well studied or quantified to begin with, making the metaphysical effects even harder to define.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:53:29 No.515760274 Report

Quoted By:

me when i finally get the host on their own after killing their two phantoms

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:53:54 No.515760323 Report

Quoted By: >>515760880

>>515759159
How many would?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:55:37 No.515760486 Report

Quoted By: >>515763149

>>515751308
>I'm about to make Columbine look like a joke in Stormveil Castle
I laughed at this for like three minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:55:59 No.515760530 Report

Quoted By: >>515761435

>>515758806
>>515759060
hot post more quelaag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:57:48 No.515760713 Report

Quoted By: >>515760979 >>515761209

Is there an extremely consistent way of dealing with Kindred of Rot? I've been playing for a long time and it feels like maxranging with Loretta's spells is the only real way to handle them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 00:59:37 No.515760880 Report

Quoted By: >>515761435

>>515760323
I would her disabled sister too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:00:32 No.515760979 Report

Quoted By: >>515761363

>>515760713
they have low poise, just guard counter them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:01:36 No.515761074 Report

Quoted By:

>>515760116
Imagine sucking on her big witch nose.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:02:37 No.515761209 Report

Quoted By: >>515761363

>>515760713
The bug dudes that shoot ropes at you? Just time your roll through the ropes and then stun lock them. Or block/sidestep them. You don't get 1 shot right anon??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:04:04 No.515761363 Report

Quoted By: >>515763123

>>515760979
>>515761209
Specifically in the context of engaging multiple, simultaneously, in the melee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:04:44 No.515761435 Report

Quoted By: >>515761813

>>515760530
>>515760880
How's this one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:08:37 No.515761813 Report

Quoted By:

>>515761435
Kinda weird posing but it's sweet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:16:20 No.515762580 Report

Quoted By: >>515762710 >>515763064

i wish quelaag had feet...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:17:31 No.515762710 Report

Quoted By: >>515763085 >>515763113 >>515763630

>>515762580
fuckin weirdoes in this general man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:20:46 No.515763043 Report

Quoted By: >>515763274 >>515763394 >>515779261

Happy 3 years!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:20:56 No.515763064 Report

Quoted By:

>>515762580
Doesn't she have like six feet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:21:08 No.515763082 Report

Quoted By:

>>515758868
If you summoned it doesn't count

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:21:08 No.515763085 Report

Quoted By:

>>515762710
sorry i'll think about Melina's feet instead it's okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:21:25 No.515763113 Report

Quoted By: >>515763160 >>515763630

>>515762710
if that is the post of all posts that compelled you to post this post of yours, never post again just leave this website already and never look back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:21:33 No.515763123 Report

Quoted By:

>>515761363
i mean, there's nothing really you can do against multiple enemies at once (like if you had 5 glintstone sorcerers shooting at you) other than tank the hits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:21:49 No.515763149 Report

Quoted By: >>515763738

>>515755103
>>515760486
BOLTSTORM BILL REPORTING.
Testing my new weapons, the ones i can actually use, and frankly, the Bone Bow is rediculous at low levels. I'm still clearing stormveil so i can get my bloody finger and access to bird farm so i can get max bolts any time i want.
But some things i noticed about base repeating crossbow:
-It does shit for damage with just bolts, it's good for applying status and for scaring the PISS out of people.
-I think with explosive bolts it will be a stance breaking machine.
-Lordsworn Bolts are actually worth using this low level and if you have the sheer autism to farm them it's worth the investment.
Morgott got GOT with a combination of the 20 blackkey bolts and the rot dog ash. Frankly the only real weakness of this CB is the way it just eats all your ammunition. And i do mean fucking CONSUMES your ammunition.
Frankly, the bone bow is better for spamming shots cause they don't really miss. Thank god i did not need to put much into investing for it.
Stat spread for bill is pic related currently and i don't plan on going higher if at all to maintain stormwind/hogwarts invasions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:21:57 No.515763160 Report

Quoted By: >>515763262

>>515763113
make me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:22:44 No.515763236 Report

Quoted By:

>>515758868
What build did you have anon? Also are you planning on playing the DLC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:22:55 No.515763262 Report

Quoted By: >>515764256

>>515763160
wanting to stay makes you the weird one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:23:05 No.515763274 Report

Quoted By:

>>515763043
big...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:23:28 No.515763314 Report

Quoted By:

>>515758868
Good for you dude, what kind of build were you running?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:24:01 No.515763371 Report

Quoted By:

>>515759159
Quelaag has massive badgirl energy about her. Remember, you should never stick your dick in crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:24:15 No.515763394 Report

Quoted By:

>>515763043
Happy 3 years shroomanon!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:26:45 No.515763630 Report

Quoted By:

>>515762710
>>515763113
Footfaggots are a special kind of obnoxious. Almost as bad as furfags at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:27:27 No.515763714 Report

Quoted By:

>>515758868
people are just really bad at the game anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:27:40 No.515763738 Report

Quoted By: >>515763804 >>515764156 >>515802147

>>515763149
I think bow can only be good (in pve) if you spam status arrows, especially instant damage ones like frost (maybe with fire arrows to reset it) and bleed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:28:25 No.515763804 Report

Quoted By: >>515764875

>>515763738
>frost with fire arrows to reset it
this nigga so retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:32:10 No.515764156 Report

Quoted By: >>515764875

>>515763738
3 Things here from my testing.
-You don't want to reset it, because the damage buff from frost being on you stacks with talismans/buffs/headshot damage.
-You can manually aim the Rapid CB weaponart with 1st person aiming and it's amazing for from hiding rapid fire headshots.
-Bows are ALSO good for this if you can rapid shots at all.
Frankly, as far as PVE goes as long as you play like an absolute bastard you tend to come out on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:33:10 No.515764256 Report

Quoted By:

>>515763262
well anon maybe i want the abyss to stare back into me for once, you ever think of that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:39:43 No.515764875 Report

Quoted By: >>515764983 >>515765048 >>515765382 >>515765691

>>515764156
I never messed around with the smaller bows/crossbows so I just assumed everything except the great bows or jar cannons had shit damage
>>515763804
why??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:40:29 No.515764948 Report

Quoted By: >>515765043 >>515765048 >>515765750 >>515766273 >>515768218

oh god what the FUCK did i just do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:40:50 No.515764983 Report

Quoted By: >>515765053

>>515764875
Anon, frost gives the enemy a stat debuff that makes subsequent attacks deal more damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:41:36 No.515765043 Report

Quoted By:

>>515764948
BAD ENDING
WHOMP WHOMP
You IDIOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:41:36 No.515765048 Report

Quoted By:

>>515764875
if you don't know you don't reply, simple as
>>515764948
you explored too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:41:40 No.515765053 Report

Quoted By: >>515765161

>>515764983
I know that I meant resetting the frost to keep spamming the instant damage like a discount bleed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:42:36 No.515765161 Report

Quoted By:

>>515765053
Oh ye
I agree with toy generally but I think that a lot of the ciew is "just do bleed then"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:44:41 No.515765382 Report

Quoted By:

>>515764875
The damage IS kinda shit, if you are looking for mass damage at once. But what i am finding the Bone Bow in particular is really good at is locking onto someone from a hiding place and just painting the skies black with arrows. Once i get the unlimited mind drop i can hide, sip, then unload as many arrows as it will let me fire before the buff and then my MP runs out, it will just be unlimited (up to 99 shots) super duper homing arrows.
I will be doing extensive testing soon with dweller arrows to see if i can just obliterate a player from on high with homing shots.s

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:47:47 No.515765691 Report

Quoted By: >>515765773 >>515765815 >>515765857

>>515764875
Crossbows are the strongest weapons in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:48:21 No.515765750 Report

Quoted By: >>515783347

>>515764948
Actual bad DLC mechanic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:48:33 No.515765773 Report

Quoted By:

>>515765691
I'm the strongest weapon in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:49:07 No.515765815 Report

Quoted By:

>>515765691
I mean, yeah if you want to do the shotgun crossbow strat. I've faced that a few times in PVP and it's a real ballbuster to get the spicy sleep bolt shotgun to the face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:49:25 No.515765857 Report

Quoted By:

>>515765691
In stronghold crusader*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:53:20 No.515766273 Report

Quoted By:

>>515764948
You theoretically aren't missing out on anything, so long as you don't force Moore to make a choice about his mood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:03:38 No.515767281 Report

Quoted By: >>515767497 >>515794262

anyone wanna fight a hippo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:05:53 No.515767497 Report

Quoted By: >>515767769 >>515770602

>>515767281
fuck no dude, those things will kill you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:08:41 No.515767769 Report

Quoted By:

>>515767497
nvm i already dieded it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:12:06 No.515768137 Report

Quoted By: >>515769361 >>515770354

I love that Luke changed the horse knockdown state to be fully vulnerable to attacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:13:06 No.515768218 Report

Quoted By:

>>515764948
it's over. hope you're starting a new character as we speak

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:15:51 No.515768492 Report

Quoted By: >>515770192 >>515779390

Any artists here who want to do a Recluse and Dutchess version of this image?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:24:14 No.515769361 Report

Quoted By: >>515770523

>>515768137
Why are you playing a troon mod?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:26:32 No.515769565 Report

Quoted By: >>515770507 >>515770550

Had to compress the FUCK out of this to make it crunchy enough to post, but this is what i mean by a bone bow ambush. My current weakness is simply blocking the arrowstorm, but i have a plan to get around this. Stormwind arrows are a thing you can craft if you get the book for it in stormveil, those can FUCK up people who block by force poisebreaking them... I think i'm onto something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:32:54 No.515770192 Report

Quoted By: >>515770418 >>515770751 >>515779346

>>515768492
'ere
am grate artiste

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:34:35 No.515770354 Report

Quoted By:

>>515768137
>I love that Luke changed the horse knockdown state to be fully vulnerable to attacks
This is just like the behaviour you find in Nioh when you land a head attack with an arrow, a deflect pushback, or deplete the stamina of an enemy. It puts them in a prone or supine position for a few seconds. Makes knockdowns something worth fishing for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:35:11 No.515770418 Report

Quoted By:

>>515770192
Not would
Will

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:36:06 No.515770507 Report

Quoted By: >>515770997

>>515769565
Reduse the resolution to 480p if it's going to look blocky at 720p.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:36:14 No.515770523 Report

Quoted By: >>515772302

>>515769361
because vanilla invasions are dogshit and the ONE pain point was horse combat, which is mostly solved now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:36:36 No.515770550 Report

Quoted By: >>515770997

>>515769565
Crunchlord arrowstorm!
What did you use to kill Margit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:37:04 No.515770602 Report

Quoted By:

>>515767497
Only if you’re mean to them. Give them lots of food and you become their master.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:38:35 No.515770751 Report

Quoted By: >>515770860 >>515771069

>>515770192
>“needs to be blacker” - faglordmcgee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:39:39 No.515770860 Report

Quoted By: >>515777496

>>515770751
this but unironically

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:41:03 No.515770997 Report

Quoted By: >>515777159

>>515770550
Rot Bolts, you can get at least a full stack of 100 off the butterflies in caelid and the book you can buy off the merchants there. Rotbone bolts and the rapid fire crossbow, into rot dog spirit ash, then into bone bow serpent arrow spam to force poison on top of it.

>>515770507
I'm going to mitigate this next time by just not going over 10 seconds for a demonstration.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:41:49 No.515771069 Report

Quoted By:

>>515770751
We can go blacker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:43:41 No.515771248 Report

Quoted By: >>515771402 >>515771437 >>515771470 >>515779523

What makes this design so iconic?

Sauce: https://x.com/Pinksushiart/status/1894401718101971380

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:45:38 No.515771402 Report

Quoted By:

>>515771248
Nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:45:52 No.515771437 Report

Quoted By:

>>515771248
>why are big boobs and thick thighs so iconic
think before you post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:46:10 No.515771464 Report

Quoted By:

THEY STILL HAVENT FUCKING FIXED THE STUPID SPECIMEN HALL SOFTLOCK

MIYAZAKI YOU FUCKING HACK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:46:14 No.515771470 Report

Quoted By:

>>515771248
>What makes this design so iconic?
It appears a lot of artists just love big titty witches.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:49:03 No.515771746 Report

Quoted By: >>515772254 >>515806107

Climbing witch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:54:50 No.515772254 Report

Quoted By:

>>515771746
She's do cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:55:14 No.515772302 Report

Quoted By: >>515772528 >>515772551 >>515772584 >>515774237

>>515770523
Okay. Enjoy funding a troon's bottom surgery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:56:46 No.515772456 Report

Quoted By: >>515772725

is there a single colossal weapon in the game with a crit higher than 100?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:57:31 No.515772528 Report

Quoted By: >>515772626 >>515772672

>>515772302
>funding
>free mod
whut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:57:41 No.515772551 Report

Quoted By: >>515772672 >>515808760

>>515772302
Mmm, yes, yes. Is that "troon" in the room with us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:58:04 No.515772584 Report

Quoted By: >>515772626 >>515772672

>>515772302
>playing a free mod
>funding a troon's bottom surgery.
I would ask if you're retarded, but you couldn't have made it more obvious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:58:32 No.515772626 Report

Quoted By: >>515772759

>>515772528
>>515772584
Mod authors can get paid by nexus, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:58:56 No.515772672 Report

Quoted By:

>>515772528
>>515772551
>>515772584
They converted the server into a sponsorship hub awhile ago, they get paid the more the mod gains attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:59:32 No.515772725 Report

Quoted By: >>515773118

>>515772456
nope. closest you'll get is the executioner greataxe with 115 but misericorde beats pretty much everything handily in terms of relative damage increase

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:59:54 No.515772759 Report

Quoted By: >>515773097

>>515772626
I pay $0.00

how am I "funding" anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:03:17 No.515773097 Report

Quoted By: >>515773332

>>515772759
Mod downloads and endorsements count towards how much a mod author will get paid for. Use your fucking brain. Holy shit tranny worshippers are so dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:03:29 No.515773118 Report

Quoted By: >>515773229

>>515772725
I might just take the lower crit damage. I'll be doing ridiculous stance damage for crits anyway. The reason I asked is because I remember that assassin dagger talismans proc twice with colossals and I just learned that the blade of mercy procs on the first hit of the critical so the second hit gets +20% damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:04:35 No.515773229 Report

Quoted By:

>>515773118
godspeed anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:04:55 No.515773261 Report

Quoted By: >>515773809 >>515774219

Hey is there anyone up for an FC right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:05:35 No.515773332 Report

Quoted By: >>515773474

>>515773097
I PAY NOTHING. What part of this are you not understanding?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:06:56 No.515773450 Report

Quoted By:

>>515712419
That's different, /dsg/ is an echo chamber because most of its posts are spam to keep it bumped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:07:10 No.515773474 Report

Quoted By: >>515773634 >>515773789 >>515773894

>>515773332
by interacting with the mod whatsoever you are supporting the developer, they pay them for these interactions. you personally don't need to make any contribution beyond your time investment into the mod

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:08:57 No.515773634 Report

Quoted By: >>515774237

>>515773474
I don't care about any of that. You said I am "funding" trannies. I'm not doing shit, faggot. Nexus trannies can pay tranny modders whatever they want. It has nothing to do with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:10:38 No.515773789 Report

Quoted By: >>515773950 >>515774237

>>515773474
What if I dont care enough about culture war shit to worry about the $0.001 dollaridoos my download of their mod is contributing to their axe wound surgery?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:10:56 No.515773809 Report

Quoted By: >>515774073

>>515773261
Online play? No way!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:11:45 No.515773894 Report

Quoted By: >>515774237

>>515773474
I'm going to play and enjoy his mod with my friends while also calling him a disgusting axe wound ywnbawgoblin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:12:19 No.515773950 Report

Quoted By:

>>515773789
>What if I dont care enough about culture war shit
then you have already won

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:13:43 No.515774073 Report

Quoted By:

>>515773809
We haven't done an FC in a while. It'll be fun! I have a new setup to try out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:15:18 No.515774219 Report

Quoted By: >>515774362 >>515775357

>>515773261
Yeah sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:15:37 No.515774237 Report

Quoted By:

>>515773634
i explained, neutrally, how your engagement with the mod supports the developer. im not participating in this weirdly hostile series of interactions you have with >>515772302
>>515773789
nothing
>>515773894
very well

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:16:51 No.515774362 Report

Quoted By:

>>515774219
Alrighty then, /erg/ FC is now open!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:18:06 No.515774461 Report

Quoted By: >>515774619

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:19:54 No.515774619 Report

Quoted By:

>>515774461
I wish a girl would smile at me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:20:08 No.515774650 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:22:10 No.515774816 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:24:12 No.515774983 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:26:00 No.515775140 Report

Quoted By: >>515775273

does somebody have a fit using the Depraved Perfumer Trousers? been trying to make an outfit using those and I can't find anything that works

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:27:34 No.515775273 Report

Quoted By:

>>515775140
I find the various Tabards and goon outfits to be wonderful for drip, you should try uh, the red tabard from Radhan's boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:28:28 No.515775357 Report

Quoted By:

>>515774219
Were you still able to join? I'm at 1/4.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:28:52 No.515775401 Report

Quoted By: >>515775571 >>515783284

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:30:55 No.515775571 Report

Quoted By:

>>515775401
0/10 not charred corpse enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:32:35 No.515775721 Report

Quoted By:

what's the ideal poise to shoot for nowadays? last I checked it was like 88 or 89

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:33:14 No.515775782 Report

Quoted By:

I love elden ring but I've gotta say dark souls 1-3 consistently has way better fashion souls than ER. It's weird how meh a lot of the sets are in this game. The DLC does add a lot of nicer looking stuff though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:38:22 No.515776274 Report

Quoted By: >>515777365

gamer time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:40:16 No.515776437 Report

Quoted By: >>515776753

Well no one ended up joining so I'll be closing the FC. Maybe next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:40:50 No.515776496 Report

Quoted By: >>515777294 >>515777413

what's it like to be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:43:34 No.515776753 Report

Quoted By: >>515777203

>>515776437
Oh my god I'm sorry I literally forgot until just now that I said I wanted to
It wouldn't be enough for a FC anyway, but do you wanna 1v1 combat ordeals maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:48:17 No.515777159 Report

Quoted By: >>515777505

>>515770997
strange brown post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:48:47 No.515777203 Report

Quoted By: >>515778012

>>515776753
That's okay, it happens. And yeah sure we can do some duels. I'm in queue now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:49:48 No.515777294 Report

Quoted By: >>515777764

>>515776496
let’s consult your mom after spending a night with me (happiest woman alive)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:50:37 No.515777365 Report

Quoted By:

>>515776274
Kingdom of Heaven meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:51:16 No.515777413 Report

Quoted By: >>515777764

>>515776496
When the anxiety and depression leave, it's hard not to think of what's left as empty, defined by the absence of what was before. It took me a long time to learn to appreciate the feeling, like trying to appreciate how your teeth don't currently hurt after you've had an impacted tooth. It can feel like stagnation, or numb, to be without the pain. For me, happiness was learning to fall back in love with things I was already doing but couldn't appreciate through the filter of depression. Seeing friends, playing video games, fucking my wife, being the breadwinner, etc. Right now, you're doing things that you enjoy - you wouldn't be doing them otherwise (besides your job) - but you can't enjoy them because of whatever has got you down. Meds, therapy, exercise, do whatever it takes to clear the fog. The rest will follow.
or just neck yourself or something idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:52:16 No.515777496 Report

Quoted By:

>>515770860
im thinking based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:52:20 No.515777505 Report

Quoted By: >>515778259

>>515777159
Strange unprompted, abjectly incorrect racism.
Darkies are not the only people who have DBZ memes on their harddrive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:55:31 No.515777764 Report

Quoted By: >>515780926

>>515777294
you're the happiest woman alive?

>>515777413
I think I'll just kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:57:48 No.515777980 Report

Quoted By:

Holy crap you take way too much damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 03:58:05 No.515778012 Report

Quoted By: >>515778572

>>515777203
I forgot I still had dae8dcar's woe on
I can probably only do one more thing after this, so sorry that it's gonna be really short but a friend kinda fucked up plans which is why I forgot om the first place by canceling then uncancelling

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:00:57 No.515778259 Report

Quoted By:

>>515777505
Not by itself but if you’re on 4chan the chances of that being the case are like 99 percent. So…

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:02:47 No.515778420 Report

Quoted By:

>>515697423
Do not neglect vigor and endurance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:04:26 No.515778569 Report

Quoted By:

>>515728147
What is occurring in this image

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:04:28 No.515778572 Report

Quoted By: >>515778897

>>515778012
Ah gotcha. Well thanks wanting to duel with me anyways. GGs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:08:08 No.515778897 Report

Quoted By: >>515779769

>>515778572
No it was bad g I lost, I hate Elden Ring now
I've been trying to show off that build for weeks, the name made me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:12:17 No.515779261 Report

Quoted By:

>>515763043
Nothing happy about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:13:13 No.515779346 Report

Quoted By:

>>515770192
wheres duchess's cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:13:48 No.515779390 Report

Quoted By: >>515779498

>>515768492
who are these characters again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:14:44 No.515779465 Report

Quoted By: >>515779769

fc status? just woke up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:15:03 No.515779498 Report

Quoted By:

>>515779390
Sorceress and Amazon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:15:19 No.515779523 Report

Quoted By:

>>515771248
>stupid spoiler linking retard asks stupid retard question

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:18:09 No.515779769 Report

Quoted By:

>>515778897
I like it! Unique and the name rolls off the tongue nicely.
>>515779465
Closed. Not enough people would join.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:31:27 No.515780926 Report

Quoted By:

>>515777764
don’t try it junior. you lost. i won.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:33:18 No.515781106 Report

Quoted By: >>515781224 >>515781235 >>515782847 >>515785226

>str+fai
>dex+fai
>pure fai
well?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:34:37 No.515781224 Report

Quoted By:

>>515781106
nothing's left...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:34:49 No.515781235 Report

Quoted By:

>>515781106
all are good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:52:09 No.515782667 Report

Quoted By: >>515782857 >>515802770

BOLTSTORM BILL HERE AGAIN.

Almost blooded into Mogh's dynasty, then i'll have access to an unlimited supply of bleed bolts and dweller arrows i think, letting me be an absolute menace. During the 3 invasions i needed to progress the questline, i discovered the FEAR of this build.
I perch on a ledge and just wait for them to be in a nice clearing with little cover. I died only once in my 3 invasions, and managed to absolutely decimate mages before they can even blast me.
You don't level the health? You die to like 5-6 arrows landing, and i'm firing at least 2 a second. Maybe 1.5.
Once i have a plethora of fucked arrow types to go with i think this bone bow is going to become a menace.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:54:10 No.515782847 Report

Quoted By: >>515783046

>>515781106
>Not being a Str+int gravity chad
The onyx and alabaster lords are LAUGHING ANON, LAUGHING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:54:23 No.515782857 Report

Quoted By: >>515783376

>>515782667
you got the concealing veil?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:56:43 No.515783046 Report

Quoted By: >>515783489 >>515808059

>>515782847
>had to mention enemies because no player uses this shit
not a good look....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 04:59:48 No.515783284 Report

Quoted By:

>>515775401
smooch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:00:29 No.515783347 Report

Quoted By: >>515797738 >>515797884

>>515765750
Completely agree
>first playthrough
>riding around exploring trying not to progress the main storyline so I can complete quests
>INVISIBLE BARRIER WAS CROSSED SEVERAL QUESTLINES ARBITRARILY ARE BRICKED
>GET BETTER AT THE GAME LMFAO DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THE STORY??
I'd understand if it was tied to a boss or clearly entering the main fort but no you're just in a field somewhere riding torrent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:00:50 No.515783376 Report

Quoted By:

>>515782857
That's after the dynasty. My plan currently is to get to the farming ledge so i can get the runes for max arrows and bolts for all my bow types, full 600. Then it's hitting up the good man for his sentry torch so i can kill me the black knives.
Is... there any consumable i can huck to proc deathblight? Or am i only stuck with basic status types? Considering going down D's questline but really there's not that much /for/ me in this game since i've limited myself to bows. The cerulean bug mask has been tiding me over in place of a tear+ in invasions, till i church-maxx.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:02:28 No.515783489 Report

Quoted By:

>>515783046
Actually i'm doing a Haima Battlemage build with their stone club and the demihuman queen's staff. I plan to go into an onyx or alabaster lords sword depending on which one appeals to me more once i get them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:06:24 No.515783793 Report

Quoted By: >>515783903

>make new char
>want the sword of light because it's cool
>it's all the way in the dlc and you need to do a bunch of bullshit to get it
>seriously considering cheating
i don't even know what to do with it, i just love the way it looks, the light show and the name, it feels like a real hero's weapon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:07:48 No.515783903 Report

Quoted By: >>515783964

>>515783793
>Cheat
Bro just get someone here to drop it for you then autistically devote a low level build to it just to scare new people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:08:38 No.515783964 Report

Quoted By:

>>515783903
shut up wesley

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:09:45 No.515784054 Report

Quoted By: >>515784182 >>515791869 >>515795614 >>515803112

What's ur favorite spear? I want to do a spear only playthrough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:11:13 No.515784182 Report

Quoted By: >>515795614

>>515784054
Pike+Greatshield is funny because the guard counter is so long range you can stance break people using whips.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:22:30 No.515785138 Report

Quoted By: >>515787084 >>515787935 >>515789064 >>515813118

>>515725924
I would not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:23:40 No.515785226 Report

Quoted By: >>515785331

>>515781106
What’s so hard about driving forklift

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:24:56 No.515785331 Report

Quoted By:

>>515785226
fuck you whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:28:32 No.515785654 Report

Quoted By:

good night /erg/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:45:54 No.515787084 Report

Quoted By: >>515813118

>>515785138
nice back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:50:16 No.515787416 Report

Quoted By:

Boltstorm bill here.
Fun fact: Bone Bow rancor arrows don't have falloff, they fly to their target unerringly, rapidly.
As long as you can lock on, you will hit barring Iframes, at max arrow damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 05:57:17 No.515787935 Report

Quoted By: >>515813118

>>515785138
your character is made for legs locked mating press

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 06:12:03 No.515789064 Report

Quoted By: >>515813118

>>515725924
>>515726445
>>515785138
Nice TILF (Tarnished I'd Like To Fuck)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 06:15:19 No.515789318 Report

Quoted By:

It begins. The Arrrow-ing.
Next is 600 serpent bone arrows and i'm golden to turn Stormwind into Columbine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 06:19:48 No.515789629 Report

Quoted By:

I painfully continue poor Rogier's executions but tonight I'll beat the gangbang trio for sure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 06:42:14 No.515791142 Report

Quoted By:

I've killed 4 of this guys helpers and he's just hiding now, has not came out in 20 minutes. He's not even aware i'm out of mana for tracking arrows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 06:52:45 No.515791869 Report

Quoted By:

>>515784054
Single Naginata has a really fun cool moveset

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 07:01:24 No.515792492 Report

Quoted By: >>515792793

>>515754779
Reminds me of that Star Trek black guy who always wears one and the ancient meme of him seeing fried chicken in his.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 07:05:30 No.515792793 Report

Quoted By:

>>515792492
We need to go back to being like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 07:26:39 No.515794262 Report

Quoted By:

>>515767281
yes. Where and when.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 07:35:44 No.515794939 Report

Quoted By:

>>515709121
i think starscourge is awesome (he's too easy, though)
i don't mind consort; i dislike miquella being a part of it, as i would rather we fight miquella 1 on 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 07:45:23 No.515795614 Report

Quoted By:

>>515784182
pike with impaling thrust is pretty funny with its range

>>515784054
knight cosplay with partisan or messmer's

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 07:57:24 No.515796342 Report

Quoted By: >>515797323

Halo Scythe L2 should apply bleed the same way Barbed Staff-Spears does

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:04:32 No.515796771 Report

Quoted By: >>515796846 >>515841759

Miquella is in desperate need of brat correction!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:05:47 No.515796846 Report

Quoted By:

>>515796771
You're boring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:06:46 No.515796910 Report

Quoted By: >>515841759

Pinching the little mushroom growing on the end of Malenia's clitoris!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:11:20 No.515797157 Report

Quoted By: >>515841759

Drinking Malenia's piss!!
Woah! It looks like cherry cordial!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:13:48 No.515797323 Report

Quoted By: >>515797657

>>515796342
to be consistent, neither should as they're just holy rings of light.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:19:02 No.515797657 Report

Quoted By:

>>515797323
shut up poindexter I want a halo scythe buff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:20:20 No.515797738 Report

Quoted By:

>>515783347
it doesnt brick anything. youre only missing out on lore dialogue from ansbach if you found all crosses

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:21:54 No.515797843 Report

Quoted By: >>515797960 >>515798646

Kinography

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:22:39 No.515797884 Report

Quoted By:

>>515783347
Can't believe anons still parrot this, nothing gets bricked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:24:04 No.515797960 Report

Quoted By:

>>515797843
me up top

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:25:59 No.515798067 Report

Quoted By: >>515835205

LE NERVE IS STRICKEN ONCE MOOOORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:36:01 No.515798646 Report

Quoted By: >>515799327

>>515797843
is that nightreign on the top? that looks fantastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:46:29 No.515799327 Report

Quoted By: >>515804062

>>515798646
yes
giants appear on day 2 for whatever reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:06:17 No.515800762 Report

Quoted By: >>515801609

>>515702991
That's the most bullshit enemy encounter in the game don't worry bruv

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:12:03 No.515801176 Report

Quoted By: >>515804057

Oh yeah, this bow is REALLY fucking good.
My invasions have gone as well as my PVE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:12:07 No.515801184 Report

Quoted By: >>515801609

>>515702991
It's hard to describe in with enough detail with words while also playing and I don't want to make a webm but you can go over and behind them, look for a way up after the indoor cleanrot knights before the bridge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:12:36 No.515801218 Report

Quoted By:

>>515723224
Marika was just coping. She shattered the ring because she couldn't handle Radagon's autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:18:33 No.515801609 Report

Quoted By:

>>515800762
Sometimes I feel like Elden Ring is just an open world and then you have stuff like this that is clearly designed to be a video game encounter.

>>515801184
I'll keep looking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:19:03 No.515801643 Report

Quoted By: >>515803112

is the carian armor and sword good for a magic knight build? also should i have a high int scaling or magic buff on my staff? my goal is to have 99 int and fart laser beams all over the place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:19:07 No.515801648 Report

Quoted By:

Dex/int pve build? Worth it? Any weapon in particular worth using in it besides the moonveil or should I just slap scholar's armament on bloodhound's fang and call it a day?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:19:10 No.515801651 Report

Quoted By: >>515801918

I had no idea spear n shield enemies have a special move to knock you off your horse when you fight them with torrent. Also jousting is actually kinda fun? Makes me wish the lance normally had a move that launched people up into the air.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:22:36 No.515801908 Report

Quoted By:

Finally...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:22:44 No.515801918 Report

Quoted By: >>515802165

>>515801651
Jousting bosses is insanely based.
I wish we could joust in invasions so i can play a hun on horseback.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:23:21 No.515801964 Report

Quoted By:

trvke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:25:58 No.515802147 Report

Quoted By: >>515802317

>>515763738
I used to do black bow with bleed arrows, it was pretty good because the opponents would get so annoyed they'd give up. Bone bow is even more cancer so it's more effective as a tool of psychological warfare.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:26:08 No.515802164 Report

Quoted By: >>515802338

Insane bow man here with another pondering thought. Shortbows such as my bone bow are designed to be use in conjunction with jumps and rolls. Does jumpshotting proc with black feather garb and claw talisman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:26:10 No.515802165 Report

Quoted By:

>>515801918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Sn8y0hQg0

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:28:12 No.515802317 Report

Quoted By:

>>515802147
My god the people i invade are so unhappy when i perch up across from them so they can't get to me and just start opening up with dweller arrows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:28:25 No.515802338 Report

Quoted By: >>515803303 >>515809365

>>515802164
yeag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:34:32 No.515802770 Report

Quoted By:

>>515782667
Use serpent bolts it's cancer. I got totally fucked by an invader using them (I leave TT on)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:39:11 No.515803112 Report

Quoted By: >>515803383

>>515784054
Swift spear
It's really good in pvp if you use greases or element spells
>>515801643
Carian sword is not very good for pure int, moonlight greatsword is better

Stamina cost is kind of heavy unfortunately

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:41:53 No.515803303 Report

Quoted By: >>515803445

>>515802338
fucking kill yourself you worthless troon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:42:48 No.515803383 Report

Quoted By:

>>515803112
i'm not good at judging distance so i tend to prefer smaller faster weapons
i'd use a knife but the range is shorter than my dick so that's not a great idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:43:54 No.515803445 Report

Quoted By: >>515804921

>>515803303
huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:52:07 No.515804057 Report

Quoted By: >>515805229 >>515806405

>>515801176
yeah but farming arrows can fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:52:12 No.515804062 Report

Quoted By: >>515804719

>>515799327
Limveld is clearly the spirit world, the true realm of the dead not the fake Scadutree one.
The Night Lord and his Dark Souls goons are also likely silver tears

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:00:50 No.515804719 Report

Quoted By: >>515805767

>>515804062
>shared afterlife in the separate fromslop worlds
Kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:03:34 No.515804921 Report

Quoted By: >>515807650

>>515803445
buy a shotgun and blow your head off, dsgtroon
you'd be doing the world a favor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:06:07 No.515805123 Report

Quoted By: >>515805662 >>515808130 >>515827328

Who won the DLC, magic or faith users? I'd say faith, it's pretty hard to beat Bayle's roar, the lightning spear machinegun and Miquella's nuke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:07:36 No.515805229 Report

Quoted By: >>515806405

>>515804057
>oh no i have to actually work for my wins instead of having them delivered on a silver platter!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:13:39 No.515805662 Report

Quoted By: >>515806319

>>515805123
>Bloodfiends Arm
>Bloodfiends Fork
>Bloodfiends Sacred Spear
>Obsidian Lamina
>Staff of the Guilty
>Poisoned Hand
>Furious Blade of Ansbach
>Tons of Dragon spells
Arcane won...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:14:50 No.515805767 Report

Quoted By:

>>515804719
Probably only Dark Souls, because the director first work as lead was on Dark Souls 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:19:39 No.515806107 Report

Quoted By:

>>515771746
can't wait until modders backport some of the new stuff from Nightreign, the mantling could open up some new level design possibilities for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:22:22 No.515806319 Report

Quoted By:

>>515805662
>Poisoned Hand
oh yeah the hands, god i'm glad they finally gave us more proper fist fighting
>hand
>beast claw
>dryleaf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:23:34 No.515806405 Report

Quoted By:

>>515804057
I buy 90% of mine, i only need to farm rot arrows and my stormwind arrows which absolutely DECIMATE people trying to hide behind shields.
Elsewise i get by with Dwelling/Golden/Fire Arrows for damage cause i am rapid firing homing ones into your skull.

>>515805229
Yeah this build makes me feel like an actual assassin when i invade people and when i go into a boss fight. Magma Wyrm into altus fell from 60 dwelling arrows to the face and 20 poison. All i needed was my goat bro to hold his attention while i put distance between us to unleash the SALVO. Unless they can clear the gap and get to me they die because rolling can't save you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:35:03 No.515807180 Report

Quoted By: >>515841960

If you were to make a second dlc for elden ring, what would it be? For me, it would be more Underground Stuff or Going to the Stars

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:42:25 No.515807650 Report

Quoted By: >>515834004

>>515804921
what do you mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:43:36 No.515807726 Report

Quoted By:

In the gentle world Miquella would bring us, anal is clean and doesn't require lube.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:48:49 No.515808059 Report

Quoted By:

>>515783046
STR/INT is basically STR/ARC but you actually have access to good weapons and skills, and with less stat investment too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:48:52 No.515808068 Report

Quoted By: >>515808210 >>515808495

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:49:50 No.515808130 Report

Quoted By:

>>515805123
Pestier Threads wins the entire game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:50:58 No.515808210 Report

Quoted By: >>515811103

>>515808068

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:51:14 No.515808225 Report

Quoted By: >>515809087

I'm str/int but only enough int to use Blaidds sword which I barely use any more cause there's better options for cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:54:54 No.515808495 Report

Quoted By: >>515811103

>>515808068
If you're the guy that just started, it takes a while until you get more types of armor. So yeah enjoy scrunched up head helmet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:58:15 No.515808716 Report

Quoted By: >>515808760 >>515834130

>A record of crafting techniques left by a man who, unable to become a Finger Maiden, instead became a missionary, and went forth to spread holy teachings.
It's like the youtuber t.rannies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:59:05 No.515808760 Report

Quoted By: >>515808843

>>515808716
See >>515772551

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:00:15 No.515808843 Report

Quoted By:

>>515808760
Why I'm looking at one right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:03:28 No.515809087 Report

Quoted By: >>515809225 >>515809842

>>515808225
Blaidd's is worthless for frosting stuff.
It only truly shines when you have both high STR and INT, then it outdamages even a Giant-Crusher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:05:06 No.515809225 Report

Quoted By: >>515810169

>>515809087
>Blaidd's is worthless
You take that back, he's a good boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:06:48 No.515809365 Report

Quoted By: >>515810105

>>515802338

>>515771586
You're not welcome here. Go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:13:48 No.515809842 Report

Quoted By:

>>515809087
I use cold Sword Lance these days

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:17:39 No.515810105 Report

Quoted By:

>>515809365
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:18:37 No.515810169 Report

Quoted By:

>>515809225
He is a dumb mutt with no sense of direction

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:22:54 No.515810456 Report

Quoted By: >>515811239

>thiollier cosplay stands on the opposite end of the arena hitting elden beast for like 59 damage per arrow
>host hangs back too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:29:32 No.515810919 Report

Quoted By:

yuh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:32:01 No.515811103 Report

Quoted By:

>>515808210
>>515808495
I'm sticking wiht the pinhead armor forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:33:49 No.515811239 Report

Quoted By: >>515811589

>>515810456
Whenever I get a rangecuck host I just stick next to them and watch them either reveal themselves to be competent or devolve into panic roll spam(it's almost always the latter)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:37:52 No.515811496 Report

Quoted By: >>515834838

>dressed up like a beast man with black skin white body hair and the wolf mask etc
>either arena duelist or I get to half hp
>beast roar and then swap off my sword for beast claws and only crouch walk from then on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:39:24 No.515811589 Report

Quoted By:

>>515811239
I do this too kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:59:14 No.515812958 Report

Quoted By:

I just realized that the Omen have parallels with the Lothric brothers. I need to play elden ring again, it was fun to pick up the references but now that I haven't played for a while I've found more things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:01:42 No.515813118 Report

Quoted By:

>>515785138
saved
>>515787084
>>515787935
>>515789064
you guys are weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:27:32 No.515815010 Report

Quoted By: >>515815437 >>515815901 >>515815930

Boiled crab in the arena
Rude or okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:33:10 No.515815437 Report

Quoted By: >>515815661

>>515815010
if you use any consumable buff you're getting the blee pata

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:36:15 No.515815661 Report

Quoted By: >>515815901 >>515816082

>>515815437
I'm already using the blee pata unprovoked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:39:40 No.515815901 Report

Quoted By:

>>515815661
>>515815010
RUDE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:40:01 No.515815930 Report

Quoted By: >>515816282 >>515816980

>>515815010
Fine. Exalted flesh and other cheated bullshit, rude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:42:04 No.515816082 Report

Quoted By:

>>515815661
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:45:05 No.515816282 Report

Quoted By:

>>515815930
>Exalted flesh and other cheated bullshit
chasethe bros i don't feel so good...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:46:34 No.515816383 Report

Quoted By:

How fast does a weapon need to be for Gravitas to true combo into a R1?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 12:55:16 No.515816980 Report

Quoted By: >>515832276

>>515815930
Exalted flesh is fine if you legitly farmed it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:12:11 No.515818179 Report

Quoted By: >>515818464

Always feels really tryhardy to upgrade a second weapon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:16:03 No.515818464 Report

Quoted By: >>515818536

>>515818179
????? What

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:17:07 No.515818536 Report

Quoted By: >>515819037

>>515818464
>I'm gonna pull out my faster weapon now like a dickmuncher
You know what I mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:20:53 No.515818829 Report

Quoted By: >>515819460 >>515823460

>summon someone on PC
>they instantly use an uplifting aromatic and a starlight shard
Fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:24:09 No.515819037 Report

Quoted By: >>515819172

>>515818536
Yeah but you said upgrade so I wasnt sure if you were talking about pve or pvp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:26:12 No.515819172 Report

Quoted By: >>515819774

>>515819037
Both really

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:30:00 No.515819460 Report

Quoted By: >>515819838

>>515818829
>Summon a competant player
>Complain

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:34:46 No.515819774 Report

Quoted By: >>515820083 >>515822983

>>515819172
How is it possible to tryhard in pve you're fighting computer ai

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:35:47 No.515819838 Report

Quoted By: >>515829007

>>515819460
>>Complain

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:39:35 No.515820083 Report

Quoted By: >>515822935

>>515819774
You're not using your weapon, you're using a dickmunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:51:41 No.515821008 Report

Quoted By: >>515821463

Can anyone explain to me how hyperarmor works? Sometimes when I swing my Death Knight Longhaft Axe, I trade with someone with a katana, and sometimes I don't. It's not consistent at all, 1h or 2h

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:53:22 No.515821138 Report

Quoted By:

judy you're just trying to find and keep the dream of horses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 13:57:42 No.515821463 Report

Quoted By: >>515822307

>>515821008
2h is when you'll really get hyperarmor. It depends on if you've already been hit, how much poise you got, which weapon group you're using, which part of the animation you're in, what attack the enemy is doing.
You'll get a feel for it on a weapon basis really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:08:52 No.515822307 Report

Quoted By:

>>515821463
I just think it's fucking retarded that a naked guy with a colossal has more hyperarmor than me while wearing armor, makes no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:16:17 No.515822935 Report

Quoted By:

>>515820083
But what if I get tired of using the same weapon and want to use something else

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:16:51 No.515822983 Report

Quoted By:

>>515819774
You can if the PvE is actually hard. Not the case in ER tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:21:59 No.515823460 Report

Quoted By:

>>515818829
people on ps just revert their saves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:30:07 No.515824162 Report

Quoted By: >>515824264 >>515824320 >>515824903 >>515825087 >>515825978

Reminder that women are smarter than men in the world of Elden Ring. No man has seen the moon, only women, implying that no male has ever gotten to 70~ intelligence.

Women are better wizards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:31:21 No.515824264 Report

Quoted By: >>515824824 >>515824878

>>515824162
godfrey, radagon, and messmer exist as gigachads so thats fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:31:51 No.515824320 Report

Quoted By:

>>515824162
get new material

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:37:08 No.515824824 Report

Quoted By:

>>515824264
And Thiollier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:37:42 No.515824878 Report

Quoted By: >>515828875

>>515824264
>whofrey
>whossmer
Radagon is fine.
Radahn obliterates them both up and is actually linked to Radagon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:37:54 No.515824903 Report

Quoted By:

>>515824162
Yerp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:39:44 No.515825087 Report

Quoted By: >>515825267 >>515825479

>>515824162
Maxing out my intelligence so even the smartest boy character sounds like a retard to me--think that episode of Regular Show when Mordecai and Rigby became too High IQ so they saw everyone around them as cavemen--and then having sex with him and pretending like I'm raping a brainless idiot who is only good for fucking and he likes it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:40:52 No.515825212 Report

Quoted By: >>515825434

awful post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:41:32 No.515825267 Report

Quoted By: >>515825506

>>515825087
Umm why a boy specifically you ain't a cougar ain't you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:43:11 No.515825434 Report

Quoted By:

>>515825212
Who are you talking to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:43:40 No.515825479 Report

Quoted By:

>>515825087
stop being weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:44:01 No.515825506 Report

Quoted By: >>515825723

>>515825267
Boy and male can be used synonymously ESL-kun but I was sorta thinking of Miquella

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:45:22 No.515825649 Report

Quoted By: >>515825746

Taunter's tongue always on in dungeons is fun-ish, long as you know every single one's layout.
Just seems like no one ever believes you're alone in this game, everyone's wary of co-opers. Nope, it's just me and my flamberge and mindgames.
Back to back to back to back to back also gets annoying at certain level ranges.

And GOD DAMN I miss covenants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:46:09 No.515825723 Report

Quoted By: >>515825937 >>515826094 >>515826171 >>515826251 >>515826454 >>515835604

>>515825506
Being a pedophile isn't funny or fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:46:25 No.515825746 Report

Quoted By: >>515825830

>>515825649
you mean legacy dungeons or 3-corridors-long """dungeons"""

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:47:14 No.515825830 Report

Quoted By:

>>515825746
Everything that's not open world, fuck getting invaded in open world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:48:27 No.515825937 Report

Quoted By: >>515826043

>>515825723
Everyone has flaws

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:48:50 No.515825978 Report

Quoted By: >>515826795 >>515826921

>>515824162
Incorrect. That’s just a requirement. It’s a bare minimum.

The star purists poetically missed the moon for the stars. The moon is implied to host some form of selective, or moving (the moons are seemingly only “met” by select individuals in select parts like the moonlit altar) intelligence, and indeed, all sorcery is alive—“We study the stars, and the life therein” is a literal statement. Both Sellen and Ymir say this.

The moon hosts something strange and fishy, while nebulae are birthing grounds for the stars. One is sharper (10 lore int) the other is vaster (1 more spell slot). The primeval sorceries also demand Mind as an investment, not just Intelligence, both mechanically and lore-wise (“The toothless pedantry peddled by the Carian royal family can rot for all I care. I want glintstone sorceries that open our minds, unbound by terrestrial taboos. No matter what we give in return.”), and primeval philosophy is seeking to change the intelligence, or mind, altogether. Carians are anti-transhumanism. They equate it to ruin. Meanwhile Azur is just… floating, levitating in meditation, like the zen Crystallians. It’s ambiguous whether it is actually a good thing or not, and you can sort of argue for both angles.

Still, Azur and Lusat mog Rennala. They don’t even need their staves anymore. They’re meditating in transcendence. They have opened their third eye. That’s what those upside down moon talismans really symbolize.

tldr; Higher state of being > Higher int spell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:49:38 No.515826043 Report

Quoted By:

>>515825937
Yours is being brainless

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:50:21 No.515826094 Report

Quoted By:

>>515825723
He's a fictional character. Shut the fuck up, faggot, and go back to Twitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:51:03 No.515826171 Report

Quoted By:

>>515825723
You're right and made the pedos seethe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:51:58 No.515826251 Report

Quoted By: >>515835205

>>515825723
trvke right here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:52:13 No.515826270 Report

Quoted By: >>515826448 >>515826741

Imagine wanting to be a responseless rock
Glintstone sorcerers (male) are literally retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:54:03 No.515826423 Report

Quoted By: >>515826573 >>515826741

Imagine wanting to be a finger covered tranny
Finger enthusiasts (Ymir) are literally retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:54:17 No.515826448 Report

Quoted By:

>>515826270
>doesn't turn into a rock
>ends up retarded anyway
rennala isn't the brightest (ironic, isn't it?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:54:20 No.515826454 Report

Quoted By: >>515835205

>>515825723
hit the head on the nail + nerved the struck + knowledge airstrike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:55:40 No.515826557 Report

Quoted By: >>515826741 >>515835824

Imagine wanting your eyes to melt out of their sockets
Frenzied flame communists are literally retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:55:51 No.515826573 Report

Quoted By:

>>515826423
typical non-answer by a male of low int (a redundant and self-evident statement)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:56:38 No.515826649 Report

Quoted By: >>515826694 >>515826751

any ausfags here? Is online dead for Er or what? I can't get any summons and I can't summon anyone at ~120. Both main game and DLC, not sure if trying summon and be summoned in the DLC cuts me out fo the main game either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:57:10 No.515826694 Report

Quoted By:

>>515826649
>120
too low...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:57:43 No.515826741 Report

Quoted By: >>515835454

>>515826270
>>515826423
>>515826557
This is why I enjoy Elden Ring’s magic a whole lot. It’s all a bunch of “…why would you do that to yourself?” dangerous crap, just like in George’s world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:57:49 No.515826751 Report

Quoted By:

>>515826649
>I can't get any summons and I can't summon anyone
Good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:58:14 No.515826795 Report

Quoted By:

>>515825978
Great post but you should probably ignore that guy since he's not actually interested in understanding the game or genuinely having a discussion. He's most probably doing it for attention since he otherwise pretty boring so he gets ignored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 14:59:42 No.515826921 Report

Quoted By:

>>515825978
>10 lore int
10 more int* Sigh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:04:05 No.515827303 Report

Quoted By: >>515827349 >>515827712 >>515829726

>here's an item you can use to not instant-die getting grabbed twice
>against a boss whose regular combos are far more threatening and most people would've long died to them rather than getting intentionally grabbed twice for the emote
What were they thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:04:21 No.515827328 Report

Quoted By:

>>515805123
quality guys with dragon hunter's great katana, milady and messmer soldier's spear

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:04:32 No.515827345 Report

Quoted By: >>515835824

>sticks thorns in eyes
>plunges hands in fire
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
fire monks and thorn mages are funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:04:35 No.515827349 Report

Quoted By: >>515835824

>>515827303
>What were they thinking?
They were not, as usual with Fromsoftware

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:08:26 No.515827640 Report

Quoted By: >>515828620

>>515698279
>>515698279
>has depression
>15,000 dollars in medical bills
>must be trooning
Give proof

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:09:24 No.515827712 Report

Quoted By: >>515828219 >>515835824

>>515827303
It’s actually a lot harder to live long enough to get grabbed twice than it is to just fight normally. I’ve tried getting grabbed twice to get the gesture the attack gives you. And literally had to let the guy kill me because I kept lowering his health and the damn boss brothers wouldn’t try the grab a second time. Heck in one fight I just reacted and dodged the first grab attempt by mistake and he didn’t try it again for the whole fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:14:51 No.515828219 Report

Quoted By: >>515829434

>>515827712
you can find the gesture in the arena after you kill him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:18:24 No.515828520 Report

Quoted By: >>515828883 >>515828986 >>515833263

I hate knowing better ARPGs and RPGs. I don't like booting up Eldie and noticing the only thing worth of keeping this game on my drive is to play an extracurricular minigame with anons from fourth channel
The only thing good this game has going on as of now is (some) of the characters (which is why there's a bunch of fanart for it) and (some) music (divine beast is kino) but even then, the musical cues they sometimes use for some tracks show us a big "UNCOOKED" stamp.
Like, why the fuck is there a little Fire Giant motiff at the first-look of Messmer's scene in the gameplay trailer, is this why this track was removed but then re-used with a more royal theme for Rellana? (they even removed the fire giant cue, obviously, but also added ANOTHER one? (replaced it?) with a Rennala motiff?)

Fromsoftware has fallen and BIGLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:19:37 No.515828620 Report

Quoted By: >>515833263

>>515827640
Not that anon but
>Give proof
His entire online persona and presence is 'proof' and 'depression' does not cost 15k in medical bills unless you live in a dystopian shithole state (USA) and even then I don't buy it. Depression is caused by something else and xhey haven't so much as hinted as to what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:22:13 No.515828875 Report

Quoted By: >>515833263

>>515824878
>Radahn
Isn't that the gay guy that lost to Malenia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:22:22 No.515828883 Report

Quoted By:

>>515828520
for me personally elden ring is a 8/10 game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:23:29 No.515828986 Report

Quoted By:

>>515828520
Oh, and forgot to mentiona gain, to play co-op with an extracurricular gamemode with a mod (reforged) hopefully in co-op

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:23:43 No.515829007 Report

Quoted By:

>>515819838
>pretending xhe wasn't passive-aggresively complaining

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:28:38 No.515829434 Report

Quoted By:

>>515828219
Oh really? That's nice to know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:31:50 No.515829726 Report

Quoted By: >>515830196

>>515827303
SOTE in terms of story suck so much because it's entity as a closed space with no interaction with the main story characters. Should've gotten a comment from Gideon or ability to restore the Rune.

All past FROM games tend to have extra mentions from base game and DLC.
>Sif cutscene if AotA done first
>Crowns blessed by Vendrick
>Doll says Gehrman sleeps better
>Yuria comments on Friede's soul

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:37:12 No.515830196 Report

Quoted By:

>>515829726
I think there's a lot of different reasons as to why it did suck. Almost like... it actually sucked but still sold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:49:15 No.515831267 Report

Quoted By:

what spear would I use for pre-frenzy vyke? messmer soldier with storm assault?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:00:19 No.515832276 Report

Quoted By:

>>515816980
On console yes
On PC you can safely assume by default that any high-end consumable they use has been cheated in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:02:11 No.515832454 Report

Quoted By: >>515832840 >>515838556

I’m really tired of all the Carian wank, or hype. Rennala didn’t do shit for the academy. She’s not at all a capital-f Foundational figure the way Azur and Lusat are capital-f Foundational figures. She didn’t start a new type of sorcery. The Lazuli conspectus is of pre-existing Carian philosophy. Carians believe the stars go WITH the moon, while the Raya Lucarians purely focus on the stars.

At best, Rennala developed a spell that’s overly complicated (women just LOVE to complicate everything to the detriment of practical effect; those moon spells are garbage). She did not start Carian magic. It existed before her. She didn’t invent those Carian sword sorceries. She’s not the first Carian queen like so many wrongly claim.

Meanwhile all of those single projectile sorceries of turquoise (blue-green) colour you see in-game can all be traced back to Azur. The multi projectile sorceries of deep blue colour are traceable back to Lusat. They’re all leading back up to the original prototypes. A glintstone pebble is a baby, juvenile comet, not even.

Also, it’s implied that Azur is related to the Carians in some way since his spell is on their old ass ancestral sword, and the school he founded *literally* has Caria in its name. Raya LuCARIA. He’s probably the oldest character in the game besides things like Metyr. I wouldn’t be surprised if Lusat is also a Carian, since deep blue is associated with Caria. Lusat may also be of Nox heritage if we are to consider that two Nox are watching over his staff (which is literally modelled after the ‘elder wand’ in Harry Potter I might add), which is kept under a giant Eternal City throne.

You also can’t DO anything to them. They just stop your attacks with some crystal magic effect. Their health is higher than the Elden Beast’s in the files, which might mean they were originally meant to be bosses, the same way Provost Willem in Bloodborne was originally meant to be a boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:06:04 No.515832840 Report

Quoted By: >>515837157 >>515837645 >>515839613

>>515832454
> which might mean they were originally meant to be bosses, the same way Provost Willem in Bloodborne was originally meant to be a boss.
Miyazaki hates designing wizard bosses (there’s only one pure caster remembrance boss in the entirety of ER) so you’re probably right. For all his love for the esoteric, he sure hates making cool wizard encounters or high level spells that don’t suck. Frequently he will re-use assets when it comes to wizards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:10:20 No.515833263 Report

Quoted By: >>515840126

>>515828520
Ok
>>515828620
Very true
>>515828875
He isn’t gay weirdo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:17:58 No.515834004 Report

Quoted By:

>>515807650
you’re very bad at lying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:19:29 No.515834130 Report

Quoted By:

>>515808716
I really wish she looked like that…

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:20:34 No.515834226 Report

Quoted By:

Primeval nerds be like: “where we’re going we won’t need our brains to think”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:23:49 No.515834507 Report

Quoted By:

guys please stop bullying gemmy she just wants to be part of the 'g

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:27:20 No.515834805 Report

Quoted By:

Radahn, Sheathe of Miquella. Impaled first by Malenia then by Miquella.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:27:41 No.515834838 Report

Quoted By:

>>515811496
sounds kinda gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:28:14 No.515834892 Report

Quoted By: >>515834983

I'm going to kill myself in front of everybody then they'll all start taking me seriously they won't know what they're missing till it's gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:29:06 No.515834983 Report

Quoted By:

>>515834892
yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:31:07 No.515835205 Report

Quoted By:

>>515798067
>>515826251
>>515826454
i love watching you cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:33:38 No.515835454 Report

Quoted By: >>515838438

>>515826741
Not really. At least asoiaf has some magic that you can do without too much harm to yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:35:10 No.515835604 Report

Quoted By:

>>515825723
Men want young meat. Just the way it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:35:24 No.515835625 Report

Quoted By: >>515835847

If Romina was in base game, would she be at lake of rot or at the swamp of aeonia?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:36:19 No.515835739 Report

Quoted By: >>515835845

Magic is lame blue laser shit, faith is so much cooler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:37:10 No.515835824 Report

Quoted By:

>>515826557
>>515827345
>>515827349
This.
>>515827712
>Heck
That’s pretty funny anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:37:21 No.515835845 Report

Quoted By:

>>515835739
Pic related is me saying that to you for sharing that opinion

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:37:23 No.515835847 Report

Quoted By:

>>515835625
Probably Lake of Rot. Unironically they could just change her name to "Romina, God of Rot" and it'd seamlessly tie her to the Scorpion's Stinger item there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:43:12 No.515836473 Report

Quoted By:

I think Elden Ring would've been a better game overall if they managed to finish the entire thing so the things we got in the DLC were actually not a dlc at all but part of the full product.
The entire "area is hidden away" (I think that's how the Shadow lands work?) fits with Miyazaki's early concept of "events that change the world around you". It would be neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:49:55 No.515837157 Report

Quoted By: >>515839613

>>515832840
>Miyazaki hates designing wizard bosses
Never really realized this until now. There’s next to none of them. Weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:54:55 No.515837645 Report

Quoted By: >>515838573 >>515838764

>>515832840
I think that Jordi is good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:02:28 No.515838438 Report

Quoted By: >>515839004

>>515835454
Yes really. Magic in asoiaf is explicitly compared to a cock biting whore. George also hates hard magic systems, as magic to him is soft, not hard, a “science”, not a science.

— “Fantasy needs magic in it, but I try to control the magic very strictly. You can have too much magic in fantasy very easily, and then it overwhelms everything and you lose all sense of realism. And I try to keep the magic magical — something mysterious and dark and dangerous, and something never completely understood. I don’t want to go down the route of having magic schools and classes where, if you say these six words, something will reliably happen. Magic doesn’t work that way. Magic is playing with forces you don’t completely understand. And perhaps with beings or deities you don’t completely understand. It should have a sense of peril about it.”

No different from past physicists poking at radiation. No different from tossing meat to a wild beast and hoping for its favour. No different from drinking mercury thinking it’s longevity.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:03:47 No.515838556 Report

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>>515832454
t. Goylden Jobber

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:04:00 No.515838573 Report

Quoted By: >>515838721

>>515837645
Not a remembrance boss, and it’s just a slightly altered / re-used asset

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:05:23 No.515838721 Report

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>>515838573
Oh that makes sense, I didn't read the post
I think the wizard bosses they DO do are good atleast

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:05:54 No.515838764 Report

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>>515837645
who?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:07:05 No.515838895 Report

Quoted By: >>515839030 >>515839184 >>515839228 >>515839449

NEW THREAD

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:08:10 No.515839004 Report

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>>515838438
Ok, but that doesn’t hold up in universe. We have people throwing around fire and shit with ease in places like Braavos. Yes, there is *some* magic that seems to have degenerative effects like Warging but it’s definitely not a universal thing for all of it

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:08:20 No.515839025 Report

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>>515838764
Inquisitor Jori, from the dlc, the boss that like guards the entrance to the madness area
I likebthe way hid spells expand and the summons, it leads to a fun flow of the fight

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:08:23 No.515839030 Report

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>>515838895
Pfft

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:08:36 No.515839057 Report

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REAL NEW THREAD

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:09:41 No.515839184 Report

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>>515838895
retard

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:10:15 No.515839228 Report

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>>515839025
i see, he was a remembrance boss though
>>515838895
embarassing...

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:12:29 No.515839449 Report

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>>515838895
YOU FOOL

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:14:11 No.515839613 Report

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>>515832840
>>515837157
Matryr Logarius is a kino 'wizard' style boss. He's not a pure 'mage' though.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:19:34 No.515840126 Report

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>>515833263
>He isn’t gay weirdo
>Canonically agrees to be Miquella's consort
lol

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:29:42 No.515841202 Report

Quoted By: >>515847754

>>515839613
Agreed. Logarius was great. Wouldn’t really consider him a wizard though, Micolash or the Hemwick Witch would be closer to that, or even Rom I gues

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:34:45 No.515841759 Report

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>>515796771
>>515796910
>>515797157
Nobody said or did this

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:36:44 No.515841960 Report

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>>515807180
for me it would be your mom and the resulting sex with her

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:04:00 No.515844806 Report

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Which one would you anon use for NG+?
Top is DMGS and bottom is Wing of Astel + cold infused scavenger corved sword for powerstance.
obviously PvE

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:33:01 No.515847754 Report

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>>515841202
He has that staff + sword combo Gandalf style though. He casts rancor spells with the staff. What type of archetype would you call that? He's not a pure mage like I said.

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