I am so good at PVP
I wake up, last night there was an MC raid in my guild but i didn't go, i'm too good for them and i participated in high risk world PVP. I'm in searing gorge, the cauldron to be exact, and what's that?! A lvl 50 alliance hunter?! My hands are shaking, i haven't been this excited since i "Mechanically outplayed" some alliance in Wetlands while i was leveling and traveling to Searing Gorge. I don't know what to do he is only 10 levels below me, how am i ever going to win this duel. I cast a frost bolt, the hunter still is isn't responding, he must be frozen in fear over my boldness to engage in this fight. Ooh i got a crit, i loudly screech OwO in real life and almost orgasm at my skill. I blink in to finish him off and establish my dominance and power over him. One arcane explosion proves to be enough, and both he and his pet die. I'm still shaking, thinking to myself: "I won, i did it, i'm the best pvp-er on this server". Then i see he still hasn't released and i start flapping my hands the keyboard trying to open chat. I manage to hit enter, i still have time. I quickly start hitting my left side of the keyboard, till i finally manage to find the ctrl and V keys, which couldn't be recognised, worn out from usage and covered in cheeto dust. I drop the copy pasta a c ‚ c ÇÈ ‚ f 30, again proving my superiority over this lower human being. I mount up on my epic mount, all aoe farmed in ZF, "mechanically outplaying" all alliance player on the way there of course, and think to myself "I am so good at PVP".
