>>513588918>>513591189Now this is the story all about how,
My general got flipped-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, come sit on my knee,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a board called /vg/.
In Traditional Games, born and raised
Shitposting and racism is how I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,
And all shittin' on jeets in my little cesspool.
When a couple of jannies who were up to no good,
Started handin' out bans in my neighborhood.
I got in one little rangeban and my mom wanted to flee,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in /vg/."
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "cunny" and it had lewds in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was crappy,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to /vg/."
I pulled up to the board about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally free,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of /vg/.
