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/erg/ - Elden Ring General

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:39:07 No.512829606 View Reply Original Report

Liurnian Counterinsurgency Edition

>Elden Ring NIGHTREIGN news: network test is less than 2 weeks away!
https://www.si.com/esports/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign-network-test

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group Password
erg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:40:32 No.512829742 Report

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>>512829606

Summoning Pool Active:
>>512670212
>>512670212
>>512670212

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:43:29 No.512830029 Report

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>>512828831
Nothing in particular
My balls smell like ham thougg
>erg anon
I'm Nezuk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:46:02 No.512830293 Report

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fc?

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:46:29 No.512830330 Report

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>>512830293
I want to but I have work tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:47:49 No.512830463 Report

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>>512830293
Later at usual time? Unless you wanna host now and think there'll be enough

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:48:22 No.512830507 Report

Quoted By: >>512830619 >>512830898 >>512831632 >>512831837

I was really hoping we could befriend her at the end of her questline and maybe she becomes our Finger Maiden equivalent but for the Frenzy Flame but nah we poke her in her (blind) eyes and she screams and burns to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:49:20 No.512830619 Report

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>>512830507
ngl if I was in my tarnished's shoes and knew how she was going to end up I would do some really immoral things to her..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:50:45 No.512830752 Report

Quoted By: >>512830974 >>512831248

Do you guys think there will be new NPCs in Nightreign?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:52:04 No.512830898 Report

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>>512830507
>the literally jewish volcano demon (((merchants))) covenant is.....evil!?
Imagine my shock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:52:23 No.512830937 Report

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>>512829876
because smelling bad bothers me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:52:41 No.512830974 Report

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>>512830752
>he doesnt know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:54:45 No.512831174 Report

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>>512830898
This, to be quite perfectly honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:55:32 No.512831248 Report

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>>512830752
Anon... I..

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:56:46 No.512831361 Report

Quoted By: >>512831658 >>512832672 >>512833207 >>512833226 >>512835206 >>512839916 >>512841083 >>512843993 >>512871182 >>512886440 >>512904847 >>512906051 >>512947569 >>512998848

Now that the dust has settled, what are /erg/‘s thoughts and opinions on the premier lore master and (borderline online representative) of FromSoftware games?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:57:00 No.512831385 Report

Quoted By: >>512831624 >>512831712 >>512831934 >>512832126

>watched basically every nightreign video on youtube
>still have no idea wtf it is supposed to be about
Am I just a fucking retard or is anyone else confused? Its like a hero shooter or MOBA with ultimate abilities and shit but a roguelite and still open world and with no builds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:59:13 No.512831624 Report

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>>512831385
you kill monsters and shit
collect weapons and level up or whatever
fight the final boss at the last day or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:59:18 No.512831632 Report

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>>512830507
I get what you mean but like it's literally the Frenzied Flame and her own endgame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 00:59:32 No.512831658 Report

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>>512831361
Slop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:00:04 No.512831712 Report

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>>512831385
No one fully knows yet but it's a constrained area of the game where it's liek a rgoielitw elden ring thing where you have to survive 3 rounds of bosses

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:01:17 No.512831837 Report

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>>512830507
Why do you like her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:01:42 No.512831890 Report

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If you have an INT/FTH character you don't need another character because every cool item and spell is usable by INT/FTH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:02:13 No.512831934 Report

Quoted By: >>512832031 >>512832129 >>512833910

>>512831385
>Shit we ran out of time on the dlc, we're gonna get shit on
>Wtf everyone still sucks our dicks except for the 1% of lore autists who give a shit about retcons and fucky writing
>Wow these guys really will eat up anything we shit out huh
>Well we do a ton of asset reuse already so we might as well turn on the blender and dump shit in
>Hey, call Watanabe in Marketing. What other slop do zoomzooms like these days?
>Big ult plays, wholesome chungus indie roguelites, flashy boss rush?
>Also the zoomzooms are too retarded to understand builds and stats? Just give them 8 presets to use, it's like those Legends League, Watching Over, Tip-Top Myths and Marvel Opponents games the youths love to play nowadays right?
>Yeah toss it in and make it into a stew, let's see how many sales we can get this time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:03:18 No.512832031 Report

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>>512831934
This is the sad truth. RIP integrity and honesty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:04:19 No.512832126 Report

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>>512831385
Miyazaki was so impressed with Seamless Coop that he told the team to mash something together immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:04:21 No.512832129 Report

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>>512831934
>Tip-Top Myths
wtf is this one supposed to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:04:30 No.512832142 Report

Quoted By: >>512832375

that happened on ds3 already bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:05:33 No.512832267 Report

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holy shit my balls hurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:06:40 No.512832375 Report

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>>512832142
They at least bothered with the bare minimum of "le time is... le convoluted" lore justification then. It seems like they are giving up completely and just leaning into the Patches meme with the FROMSOFTWARE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE tossing dark souls bosses into elden ring's world and going "yeah its a game who cares? buy it"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:08:04 No.512832512 Report

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>>512832375
>FROMSOFTWARE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:09:31 No.512832672 Report

Quoted By: >>512832869 >>512833016 >>512833045 >>512998364

>>512831361
Good, and I'm tired of contrarians. I take everything with a grain of salt, but it's much better than throwing your arms up that there's absolutely no coherent lore. Much more realistic to assume Miyazaki was working with concepts, not fully constructed ideas, and probably forgot lore and made mistakes. If you look too deep, you'll see how nonsensical everything is. At best, it's meant to be dreamlike. For example, it was probably far less important to Miyazaki that Godwyn would've been a better fit for the final boss because he has an inherent preference for androgyny as divine, a pair of strong and weak. The story was written around the twink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:11:23 No.512832869 Report

Quoted By: >>512833016 >>512999192

>>512832672
In an interview Miyazaki said he thought Radahn was the coolest and polls of nips showed that Radahn was overwhelmingly popular for some reason
I think that's the real reason for Radahn being revived in the DLC, not some dedication to dreaminess or whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:12:48 No.512833016 Report

Quoted By: >>512833132

>>512832672
>>512832869
miyazaki doesn't care about themes or lore beyond a surface level, he just thinks some shit is cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:13:06 No.512833045 Report

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>>512832672
He loves this pair so much even D has a weak effeminate brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:14:07 No.512833132 Report

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>>512833016
He cares about ONE(1) theme very much to the detriment of everything else: le grimdark fatalism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:15:01 No.512833207 Report

Quoted By: >>512833478 >>512833572

>>512831361
Regardless of your thoughts on his content, you have to admit the guy knows how to sell himself. Most normoids and mental invalids who play these games do not bother to piece together the lore themselves the way he does, he has capitalized on that for over a decade and probably makes tens of thousands a year off of this stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:15:11 No.512833226 Report

Quoted By: >>512839450

>>512831361
Theif and pretty shit at lore. Lots of smaller channels do a lot better research and have more itneresting ideas than he does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:16:55 No.512833387 Report

Quoted By: >>512833487

>divine bird feathers
dogshit and ugly, amazing combo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:18:07 No.512833478 Report

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>>512833207
>to piece the lore together the way he does
>implying he does it
Who's gonna tell him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:18:15 No.512833487 Report

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>>512833387
just like [eceleb]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:19:11 No.512833572 Report

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>>512833207
6k patreon members btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:19:41 No.512833608 Report

Quoted By: >>512833762 >>512834824

Why does Malenia have chains between her legs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:20:46 No.512833704 Report

Quoted By: >>512833832 >>512906204

I abandon here my pp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:21:26 No.512833762 Report

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>>512833608
That's called a vagina, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:22:06 No.512833832 Report

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>>512833704
I abandon here my anal virginity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:22:20 No.512833850 Report

Quoted By: >>512833950 >>512834073 >>512834091

>Marika
>Malenia
>Miquella
>Melina
What’s up with that? Why do their names sound so similar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:22:53 No.512833910 Report

Quoted By: >>512834069 >>512834246 >>512834342 >>512834450 >>512834632 >>512835574 >>512838414 >>512851336

>>512831934
>>512832375
>>512832512
THIS SUMMER...
>Elden Ring main menu theme playing
>Panoramic camera zooming over Limgrave
ARE YOU READY
>Music gets louder
>Cutscene of Ranni handing Tarnished the Torrent whistle ring
>Tarnished doing a Mario "yee-hah!" jump
>Runs off and gets instakilled by Soldier of Godrick
>Music cuts out, record scratch SFX, camera cuts to Ranni facepalming
GET READY TO DIE
>Jump cut montage of Tarnished dying to a bunch of different enemies in quick succession
BUT... NOT ALONE
>Ghetto rap music starts playing
>Tarnished summoning coops, models switch between the 8 preset characters rapidly as they run together towards a Tree Sentinel
>"yeah yeah skrrt yuh yuh nigguh yuh gun em down yuh yuh" playing in the background
>Rapid camera cuts of sword swings, spell casts, magic circles
>"yuh yuh nigguh big ass hoe shieeet on that muthafuckaa"
FIGHT TOGETHER
>Tree Sentinel collapses and dies in a dramatic animation that will not be in the actual game
>The 3 player characters high five each other
AND... DIE TOGETHER
>Ghetto rap fades out
>The characters suddenly get teleported to Rykard's room, 0:02 of the Rykard cutscene where he says "togethaaaa" is played
>Scene cuts to the players getting party wiped by Rykard's Rancor
>Melina and Ranni watching from the edge of the bossroom: "oooh that's gotta hurt" while wincing
>Ghetto rap abruptly cuts back in
ELDEN RING: NIGHTREIGN
>"yeah nigga yeah i got da glock i got da shawty"
PREPARE TO DIE TOGETHER EDITION
>"ay ay pull it up ay"
THIS SUMMER

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:23:16 No.512833950 Report

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>>512833850
It's to show that they are related

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:24:07 No.512834046 Report

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Did you have a nice Lunar new year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:24:18 No.512834069 Report

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>>512833910
ER if it was good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:24:19 No.512834073 Report

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>>512833850
radagon and rennala's kids all start with R
marika and godfrey's kids all start with G
marika and radagon's kids all start with M

is it a coincidence that GRRM wrote some bullshit for elden ring? maybe, I kinda don't care

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:24:31 No.512834091 Report

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>>512833850
Why did the French royal family get up to like Louis the 14th or seonthing? It seems like the Lands Between/Golden Order royal spelling convention like has you take similar name elements depending on your dynasty

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:25:49 No.512834207 Report

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:26:02 No.512834231 Report

Quoted By: >>512834910

>Radagon
>Rennala
>Radahn
>Rykard
>Ranni
>>>Roderika
What are the lore implications here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:26:09 No.512834246 Report

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>>512833910
add in streamers playing it too like kai cenat and pokimane

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:27:10 No.512834342 Report

Quoted By: >>512834476

>>512833910
You forgot the bass boosted BWAAAA sound effect from Inception

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:28:12 No.512834450 Report

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>>512833910
Gold

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:28:32 No.512834476 Report

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>>512834342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXQqWawnl0

I miss the summer of 2010

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:30:10 No.512834632 Report

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>>512833910
>>Tree Sentinel collapses and dies in a dramatic animation that will not be in the actual game
Trvth ICBM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:32:08 No.512834824 Report

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>>512833608
It's mail. She wears armor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:32:51 No.512834895 Report

Quoted By: >>512834989

Night rain
Knight reign

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:33:01 No.512834910 Report

Quoted By: >>512835209

>>512834231
Even though she's Tarbished now for sure, she has cut dialogue where she says that "The Tarnished have all left" (referring to the roundtable hold when burning) so like it's possible that originally she was going to he related to the demigods in some way like in distant relation, and that was like also why she has the spirit tuning ability (Which maybe Marika was able to do because of Hewg's lines, but also it's Ranni that gives you the bell, a Carian)
So like maybe it's possible in early iterations she was a Carian
On the other hand, it could just be a coincidence. After all, like Nepheli's name begins with an N and she's one of the Golden Dysmnasty (though like Nepheli could be an adoptive name, plus she doesn't know it so her having a royal name wouldn't make sense)

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:33:02 No.512834915 Report

Quoted By: >>512835019 >>512835165 >>512835364 >>512839528

>invade taunter group
>run off and hide and go afk to waste an invasion slot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:33:15 No.512834946 Report

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Neightrign

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:33:21 No.512834951 Report

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***htreign

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:33:46 No.512834989 Report

Quoted By: >>512835037

>>512834895
Nightreign is just am anagram of Elden Ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:34:02 No.512835019 Report

Quoted By: >>512838559

>>512834915
>tranime

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:34:12 No.512835037 Report

Quoted By: >>512835230

>>512834989
am amagram

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:35:33 No.512835165 Report

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>>512834915
>japanimation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:36:03 No.512835206 Report

Quoted By: >>512839360 >>512917646

>>512831361
He's fine. More prone to speculation than some loretubers are and often repeats points others have made, which every loretuber is guilty of because there's only so many ways to point out things. I like his most recent video quite a bit, and his 5 hour Armored Core video was very good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:36:05 No.512835209 Report

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>>512834910
Nepheli's name starts with a N not a G because she's a niche barbarian waifu while Marika's dynasty is supposed to be the civilized center of a world-spanning theocracy. Of course the rapebaby of some nameless Badlands woman and Horah Loux the chimp warlord isn't going to be dignified with the naming convention of Godfrey's lineage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:36:19 No.512835230 Report

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>>512835037
Gramgram died of dementia an er husband had a stroke :(

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:36:20 No.512835235 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:37:34 No.512835343 Report

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>>512835235
keep it low

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:37:46 No.512835364 Report

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>>512834915
same except its Dark Souls 1 and Im taking up the only invasion slot and the host has to compromise and fight the boss or do nothing and you badredmen are living a lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:38:37 No.512835448 Report

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>>512835235
Kinda hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:38:51 No.512835463 Report

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If we're talking about soulstubers, I want to suck Zullie's girldick and fist her boybussy, all while forcing her to recite niche Elden Ring trivia until she sissygasms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:39:22 No.512835514 Report

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>>512835235
lookin' good anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:39:46 No.512835554 Report

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>>512835235
Is it handsome looking on purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:39:58 No.512835574 Report

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>>512833910
absolutely rancid fucking post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:40:27 No.512835618 Report

Quoted By: >>512835827

Nepheli is CUTE and the canon wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:40:32 No.512835629 Report

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>>512835235
Is it ugly on purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:42:36 No.512835827 Report

Quoted By: >>512835870 >>512837283

>>512835618
Dumb clueless fightautist-chan
>You, a mute guy who she has encountered like 2 times so far, can choose to hand her a date rape potion
>If you do she just chugs the whole bottle without a second thought
Dumb clueless STUPID RETARD fightautist-chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:43:12 No.512835870 Report

Quoted By: >>512836207

>>512835827
every girl loves you the moment you speak to them twice
you're the real miquella here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:46:43 No.512836207 Report

Quoted By: >>512836282 >>512838053 >>512838113

>>512835870
The charm was actually Torrent, not the great rune, everybody you interact with are just horsegirls. Moquella's hug works again at the end because he's riding Radahn which counts as a mount

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:47:30 No.512836282 Report

Quoted By: >>512837504

>>512836207
Pretty sure in a medieval society EVERYONE is a horse guy or horse girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:55:01 No.512836992 Report

Quoted By: >>512837409 >>512837571 >>512838218

Am I retarded or was the trip towards Putrescent Knight meant to be a pain in the ass, getting sniped by those worms? Same thing with that staircase and the Spira spam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:58:01 No.512837283 Report

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>>512835827
man thanks to the manga's existence i can really easily imagine her going all "aw you got me a drink? thanks bro!" tomboy style during that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 01:59:23 No.512837409 Report

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>>512836992
sections like that are in previous games and intentional yes

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:00:20 No.512837504 Report

Quoted By: >>512839676

>>512836282
Sometimes Fromsoft took it a little too literally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:01:06 No.512837571 Report

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>>512836992
Yeah
It's like a little terrain challenge with like the enemy placement

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:06:06 No.512838053 Report

Quoted By: >>512842282

>>512836207
moquella

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:06:49 No.512838113 Report

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>>512836207
big if true

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:07:54 No.512838218 Report

Quoted By: >>512839717

>>512836992
and here we have a newfag that doesn't know that fromsoft was once renowned for their level design

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:09:45 No.512838414 Report

Quoted By: >>512838525

>>512833910
>Ghetto rap music starts playing
The fact this is even remotely a possibility is viscerally disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:11:01 No.512838525 Report

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>>512838414
NTA but they do it for FPS shooters. Apex Legends, COD, etc all have had trailers with hoodrat rap songs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:11:17 No.512838559 Report

Quoted By: >>512838596 >>512838738

>>512835019
Anime website.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:11:40 No.512838596 Report

Quoted By: >>512838738

>>512838559
copium

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:13:12 No.512838738 Report

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>>512838559
>>512838596
hi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:15:54 No.512838984 Report

Quoted By: >>512839072 >>512839606

>I've got a host, his gold bf and a blue just sitting there in fear for 15+ minutes while I browse exhentai

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:16:20 No.512839028 Report

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>>512835235
This is why whites are the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:16:58 No.512839072 Report

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>>512838984
I wish that exhentai had an invasion mechanic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:19:31 No.512839324 Report

Quoted By: >>512839452 >>512844892

good night, erg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:19:55 No.512839360 Report

Quoted By: >>512917646

>>512835206
>his 5 hour Armored Core video
did you actually watch all of it anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:20:39 No.512839450 Report

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>>512833226
Exactly how I feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:20:41 No.512839452 Report

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>>512839324
goodnight lil ranni

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:21:26 No.512839528 Report

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>>512834915
Don’t post my wife here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:22:12 No.512839606 Report

Quoted By: >>512840837 >>512841249

>>512838984
idk how to get past the panda

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:22:57 No.512839676 Report

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>>512837504
based miura inspiration

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:23:26 No.512839717 Report

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>>512838218
they still are. the shadow keep, enir illim, and belurat exist in the same dlc as stone coffin fissure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:25:27 No.512839916 Report

Quoted By: >>512840049 >>512905881

>>512831361
he’s hot
like decently hot
i honestly wasn’t expecting him to look like that
with his voice and accent i can easily see him just going to either nerdy souls conventions or regular ass bars and just having his pick of any girls he comes across

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:26:42 No.512840049 Report

Quoted By: >>512840278

>>512839916
you gay or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:28:04 No.512840181 Report

Quoted By: >>512840268

Ongbal's new video with Owl's sword was really cool. Fun looking weapon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:28:59 No.512840268 Report

Quoted By: >>512840452

>>512840181
link me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:29:05 No.512840278 Report

Quoted By: >>512871461

>>512840049
im a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:30:58 No.512840452 Report

Quoted By:

>>512840268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXuBjEWxnVQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:35:03 No.512840837 Report

Quoted By:

>>512839606
I do t think there IS a panda anymore it just white screens

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:37:31 No.512841083 Report

Quoted By:

>>512831361
Who

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:39:11 No.512841249 Report

Quoted By: >>512842452

>>512839606
Make an account on the forums, then log in on thebdmforums, then clear your cache and cookies on the original site (you may need to relog in after clearing and make sure not to refresh page)
Alternatively there used to browser plug-ins which let you bypass it but idk if still

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:45:07 No.512841817 Report

Quoted By:

I did a run with shield counters and pure STR and felt like I broke the game in half, can any of the other stats like DEX or ARC do it too?, the mega bonk from the giant crusher was hilarious though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:45:36 No.512841858 Report

Quoted By: >>512844276 >>512845846

What are runes?
What is a singular rune?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:49:58 No.512842282 Report

Quoted By:

>>512838053
Mogquella

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 02:51:41 No.512842452 Report

Quoted By: >>512844318 >>512845537

>>512841249
>anon actually being helpful
What has 4chan come to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:04:01 No.512843646 Report

Quoted By: >>512843834 >>512844197

What's the dumbest thing you ever tried doing in the game?
For me it was trying to see if Eternal Darkness could absorb Consort Radahn's orbital laser strike so I stood still and tried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:05:57 No.512843834 Report

Quoted By:

>>512843646
playing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:07:39 No.512843993 Report

Quoted By:

>>512831361
Based plagiarist that everyone conveniently forgot about and went back to sucking him off immediately after. Guy can’t lose at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:09:57 No.512844197 Report

Quoted By:

>>512843646
trying to parry crucible knight's shield bash attack. also trying to deflect certain shockwave attacks that travel on the ground. they just launch you straight up sometimes but its hard to tell which ones do/ dont

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:10:47 No.512844273 Report

Quoted By: >>512844392

>>512842004 #
Don't put too much stock in being nice and kind. My life right now is what being sweet and nice and kind will get you in this world. How'd it work out for you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:10:51 No.512844276 Report

Quoted By:

>>512841858
elden ring

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:11:16 No.512844318 Report

Quoted By: >>512844462 >>512845423

>>512842452
Its come to giving porn advice on a videogames board
It's notbthat much of an improvement in quality, don't worry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:12:02 No.512844392 Report

Quoted By:

>>512844273
># #
You insolent dumb fool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:12:47 No.512844462 Report

Quoted By: >>512844492 >>512845423

>>512844318
who's this semen demon
who's this cum chum
who's this jizz fizz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:13:04 No.512844492 Report

Quoted By: >>512845423 >>512846290

>>512844462
Sellen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:14:59 No.512844685 Report

Quoted By: >>512844925

>>512841729
you have to ask dr octopus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:17:00 No.512844890 Report

Quoted By: >>512845808 >>512846485

varreposter if you're reading this I will literally marry you if you want, I have canadian citizenship

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:17:02 No.512844892 Report

Quoted By:

>>512839324
What's the exact reason Ranni turned miniature again? I don't remember

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:17:20 No.512844925 Report

Quoted By: >>512845994

>>512844685
Doctor octagonapus?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:22:16 No.512845423 Report

Quoted By: >>512845532 >>512845680

>>512844462
>>512844492
>>512844318
IM FUCKING PUMPING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:23:31 No.512845532 Report

Quoted By: >>512845657 >>512845680

>>512845423
keep it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:23:32 No.512845537 Report

Quoted By: >>512845863

>>512842452
See?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:24:47 No.512845657 Report

Quoted By: >>512845852

>>512845532
would melimeli really encourage the tarnished to masturbate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:24:59 No.512845680 Report

Quoted By: >>512845881

>>512845532
>>512845423
No, retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:26:16 No.512845808 Report

Quoted By:

>>512844890
is that supposed to convince them lmaooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:26:48 No.512845846 Report

Quoted By: >>512845984

>>512841858
Fragments of the ER that flew across the land after the ring was shattered. Like glass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:26:50 No.512845852 Report

Quoted By: >>512846024

>>512845657
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:26:55 No.512845863 Report

Quoted By:

>>512845537
See what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:27:04 No.512845881 Report

Quoted By: >>512846424

>>512845680
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:28:00 No.512845984 Report

Quoted By: >>512846145 >>512846338

>>512845846
How's it different from a rune arc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:28:05 No.512845994 Report

Quoted By:

>>512844925
IMA FIRIN MY AZURRRR

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:28:22 No.512846024 Report

Quoted By:

>>512845852
Ranni definitely would though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:29:50 No.512846145 Report

Quoted By:

>>512845984
Probably aren't. Ask Miyazaki.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:31:24 No.512846290 Report

Quoted By:

>>512844492
thats not her at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:31:49 No.512846338 Report

Quoted By:

>>512845984
A shard of the shattered Elden Ring.
Grants the blessing of an equipped Great Rune upon use.

Even if no Great Rune is equipped,
it will slightly increase maximum HP upon use.

The lower arc of the Elden Ring is held to be the basin in which its blessings pool.
Perhaps this shard originates from that very arc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:32:41 No.512846424 Report

Quoted By: >>512846727 >>512850118

>>512845881
keep up the good work anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:33:21 No.512846485 Report

Quoted By:

>>512844890
From 3rd world to 3rd world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:35:45 No.512846727 Report

Quoted By: >>512846815 >>512846816 >>512847045

>>512846424
Ranni gives me mommy issues..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:36:43 No.512846815 Report

Quoted By: >>512847063 >>512850118

>>512846727
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:36:45 No.512846816 Report

Quoted By: >>512847063

>>512846727
Ranni is for people with Daddy issues, not mommy issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:37:39 No.512846902 Report

Quoted By:

Nightrider glaive enjoyers, what ash of war do you like on yours? I find it hard to not use flaming strike on a strength build. So damn strong

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:39:22 No.512847045 Report

Quoted By:

>>512846727
Lady Yharnam does that for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:39:35 No.512847063 Report

Quoted By: >>512847360

>>512846815
because we work for her and she's nice to us and it's really easy to slip up and say "yes mommy" when she orders us around or "thank you mommy" when she praises us after we get her the finger slaying knife
>>512846816
explain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:42:57 No.512847360 Report

Quoted By: >>512847496 >>512847680 >>512849970

>>512847063
She's an authoritative character with her distinct plan that is for people who didn't have a father figure and so want that overbearing exactitude that they imaging having a dad would be like
Mr House is the same way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:44:31 No.512847496 Report

Quoted By: >>512847881

>>512847360
what about people who don't have a mother figure and imaging having a mom would be like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:46:37 No.512847680 Report

Quoted By: >>512847940

>>512847360
do you have a dad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:48:51 No.512847881 Report

Quoted By: >>512848108

>>512847496
Marika

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:49:37 No.512847940 Report

Quoted By: >>512848106 >>512853983

>>512847680
Both my parents are dead at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:51:38 No.512848106 Report

Quoted By:

>>512847940
sorry to hear that, hope you're doing okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:51:39 No.512848108 Report

Quoted By: >>512848184 >>512848492

>>512847881
well, maybe I can fap to Marika next time
I already started with Ranni and it would seem disrespectful to switch characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:52:32 No.512848184 Report

Quoted By: >>512848254

>>512848108
Dont do that to either
Lore accurate would be Frenzied Flame about what its actually like but Marikas character arc and themes are about motherhood

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:53:20 No.512848254 Report

Quoted By: >>512848624

>>512848184
I've already started, I can't just stop

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:56:06 No.512848492 Report

Quoted By: >>512848825 >>512850118

>>512848108
fap your heart out buddy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:56:15 No.512848508 Report

Quoted By: >>512848701 >>512848756

where is the fc

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:57:36 No.512848624 Report

Quoted By: >>512848825

>>512848254
You can

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:58:26 No.512848701 Report

Quoted By:

>>512848508
I got stuck trying to cook and no one else started it so I just assumed most of the people saying they wanted to do it were from dsg, esspecially since you just posted that means I was right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:58:57 No.512848756 Report

Quoted By: >>512849787 >>512850118

>>512848508
ask trannison to start it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 03:59:42 No.512848825 Report

Quoted By:

>>512848492
thank you mommy
>>512848624
I'm not strong enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:01:47 No.512849018 Report

Quoted By: >>512849089 >>512855651

I want to have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:02:39 No.512849089 Report

Quoted By: >>512849194

>>512849018
please include which Elden Ring character you want to have sex with to keep it on topic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:03:57 No.512849194 Report

Quoted By:

>>512849089
I'm just lonely

queen marika the eternal I guess, but I'm not picky

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:10:34 No.512849787 Report

Quoted By:

>>512848756
Stop saying that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:12:28 No.512849970 Report

Quoted By: >>512850027

>>512847360
… you mean doctor house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:13:05 No.512850027 Report

Quoted By:

>>512849970
No, like the cyborg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:13:59 No.512850118 Report

Quoted By: >>512850293

>>512846424
>>512846815
>>512848492
>>512848756
*Really* pushing it here buddy lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:14:14 No.512850138 Report

Quoted By: >>512853578

kinda wish bows and crossbows did more damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:15:47 No.512850293 Report

Quoted By:

>>512850118
there's no snitches in erg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:27:20 No.512851336 Report

Quoted By:

>>512833910
take this anon, you need it more than malenia does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:52:36 No.512853578 Report

Quoted By:

>>512850138
they're just meant to be auxiliary weapons not your main weapon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:57:19 No.512853983 Report

Quoted By: >>512859385

>>512847940
Hey me too. They've been dead a long time. I don't actually know what my mom looked like when she was alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:15:58 No.512855495 Report

Quoted By: >>512855682

Not touching Dark Souls till it has an Elden Ring sticker on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:17:53 No.512855651 Report

Quoted By: >>512855786

>>512849018
I want to watch you have sex. In Elden Ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:18:20 No.512855682 Report

Quoted By:

>>512855495
Why did you touch Elden Ring?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:19:51 No.512855786 Report

Quoted By: >>512855996

>>512855651
what's the point of that? don't you want to participate too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:20:50 No.512855868 Report

Quoted By:

Elden Ring sex mods when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:22:12 No.512855996 Report

Quoted By: >>512856072

>>512855786
I'll participate. Just wanted to cheer you on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:23:09 No.512856072 Report

Quoted By: >>512856314

>>512855996
cuck or just voyeur?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:26:06 No.512856314 Report

Quoted By: >>512857492

>>512856072
Voyeur for sure. There are no cucks in erg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:29:01 No.512856548 Report

Quoted By: >>512857163

What's the fun in just watching? Now making other people watch, I can see the appeal in that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:36:24 No.512857163 Report

Quoted By: >>512858035 >>512864456

>>512856548
Depends upon your sensibilities. People who are particularly left leaning tend to also have fetishes related to group sex, polyamory, yearn to live in a commune, they're hippy types. Mohgwyn is an edgy version of this, in my opinion. The appeal of making others watch is imposing your will upon them, while lefties are more likely to want everyone to enjoy the thing they're engaging in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:40:30 No.512857492 Report

Quoted By: >>512857728 >>512858094

>>512856314
Me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:43:20 No.512857728 Report

Quoted By: >>512858006

>>512857492
Relocate to dsg immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:45:58 No.512857962 Report

Quoted By:

erg is so weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:46:28 No.512858006 Report

Quoted By:

>>512857728
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:46:46 No.512858035 Report

Quoted By: >>512859493 >>512864456

>>512857163
Polyfags are also much more likely to have one or more mental illnesses than the average person

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:47:29 No.512858094 Report

Quoted By: >>512858938

>>512857492
Who is your waifu or husbando?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 05:58:13 No.512858938 Report

Quoted By: >>512860085

>>512858094
Pre-dlc I locked on to Diallos but not in that way, I liked that he was like a wet tissue
Post-dlc Messmer but also Miquella sometimes but for very different aesthetical ideas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:04:22 No.512859385 Report

Quoted By: >>512864456

>>512853983
i wish she got more fleshed out and a more significant role

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:05:52 No.512859493 Report

Quoted By:

>>512858035
That lines up pretty well with them being left leaning then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:13:54 No.512860085 Report

Quoted By:

>>512858938
girls are so weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:17:16 No.512860334 Report

Quoted By:

hello im retaded
If I want to make a Blue Dancer character does the scaling bonus work better for a low level character or does it boost high stats more? Or does it even matter and it's just +X percent damage after everything else?

I also assume that using Beast Claws with the crusty scaly heart+blue dancer and Dragon Chomp is a pretty predictable build unfortunately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:25:47 No.512860972 Report

Quoted By: >>512866103

Leda + crew are shitting on me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:28:15 No.512861139 Report

Quoted By:

Those United in Common Cause are laughing at us...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:30:33 No.512861303 Report

Quoted By: >>512861556 >>512886806

Why did hornsent join Leda's side after she tried to kill him and we helped him not get killed by her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:34:34 No.512861556 Report

Quoted By:

>>512861303
Im convinced the hornsent quest outcomes were meant to be reversed, because like its so weird to me that he invades you alone if you help him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:45:12 No.512862316 Report

Quoted By: >>512862514 >>512866589

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:47:44 No.512862514 Report

Quoted By:

>>512862316
too big

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:56:18 No.512863165 Report

Quoted By: >>512863254 >>512863316 >>512863415 >>512864171

Samurai dex/arc bleed build or conquistador-paladin dex/fth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:57:29 No.512863254 Report

Quoted By: >>512863673

>>512863165
2nd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:58:28 No.512863316 Report

Quoted By:

>>512863165
Forgot my dumb image

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:59:38 No.512863415 Report

Quoted By: >>512863673

>>512863165
dex/fth is my first build

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:01:28 No.512863548 Report

Quoted By: >>512863673

Daring today aren't we

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:03:30 No.512863673 Report

Quoted By: >>512863860

>>512863254
>>512863415
Thanks gents, would warrior, confessor, or prophet be ideal for it? Or does it not matter that much?
>>512863548
There is a startling lack of originality in builds and characters, I myself am in no rush to solve that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:06:01 No.512863860 Report

Quoted By: >>512865089

>>512863673
Vagabond

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:10:43 No.512864171 Report

Quoted By: >>512865089

>>512863165
The answer should be obvious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:14:43 No.512864456 Report

Quoted By:

>>512857163
>>512858035
That explains a lot.

>>512859385
Yeah it sucks that all we get is her hanging out there crying and the fight in the dungeon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:24:04 No.512865089 Report

Quoted By: >>512866845

>>512863860
Vagabond really? I feel like vagabond is the only class recommended ever lmao
>>512864171
Completely unrelated but I just found out that in the disastrous expedition to Algiers, Hernan Cortes, fresh from his conquest of Mexico, was present, out of his own pocket too. In this play through I aspire to be that much of a gigachud

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:39:02 No.512866103 Report

Quoted By:

>>512860972
Finally. Fuck me that was frustrating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:45:57 No.512866589 Report

Quoted By:

>>512862316
LEDA SEXOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:49:25 No.512866845 Report

Quoted By: >>512867159

>>512865089
>I feel like vagabond is the only class recommended ever lmao
consequences of the eternal shit game design

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:54:07 No.512867159 Report

Quoted By: >>512867368

>>512866845
I see, but would warrior or prophet be superior considering I’m going dex/fth? Plus it would be nice to start with some incantations

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 07:57:01 No.512867368 Report

Quoted By: >>512867735

>>512867159
if you're never going to use your character for anything else other than those types of builds then yeah, go for it
vagabond is just great for respec flexibility, that's all
i could even recommend confessor because who the fuck doesn't use faith

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:00:00 No.512867578 Report

Quoted By: >>512867767

>try playing at 3am on a Monday
>even less White players than usual, just all chankoro and sudacas rushing with twitch streamer builds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:01:51 No.512867735 Report

Quoted By:

>>512867368
Oh that’s a really good point okay, didn’t even think about that. I was just curious mostly. Vagabond would also get me a halberd, which would be great for the theme. I wanna stick with medium early modern armor and weapons such as thrusting swords, buckler style shields, halberds, and pikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:02:10 No.512867767 Report

Quoted By: >>512867892 >>512867902

>>512867578
What weapon is that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:04:00 No.512867892 Report

Quoted By:

>>512867767
a disappointing one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:04:07 No.512867902 Report

Quoted By:

>>512867767

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:15:10 No.512868654 Report

Quoted By:

Why are Britis- er, I mean, why are Liurnian women so ugly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:26:23 No.512869367 Report

Quoted By: >>512869849 >>512881462

why am i top 1% for pvp but i can't parry to save my life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:33:10 No.512869849 Report

Quoted By:

>>512869367
parrying is gambling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:33:55 No.512869906 Report

Quoted By: >>512904349

Why so many chinese faggots with dial-up internet on this piece of shit game?? colosseum is full of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:41:00 No.512870381 Report

Quoted By:

Does Thops' Barrier give you ownership of reflected projectiles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:45:21 No.512870636 Report

Quoted By: >>512871282

Can anyone drop me a St Trina's Smile? that'd be top

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:54:05 No.512871182 Report

Quoted By:

>>512831361
terrible, since it's just reading item descriptions with little speculation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:55:49 No.512871282 Report

Quoted By: >>512871374

>>512870636
PC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:57:23 No.512871374 Report

Quoted By: >>512871430 >>512871628

>>512871282
ye

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:58:17 No.512871430 Report

Quoted By:

>>512871374
Sure, tell me where to go

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 08:58:41 No.512871461 Report

Quoted By: >>512880863 >>512894860

>>512840278
>im a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:01:35 No.512871628 Report

Quoted By: >>512871684

>>512871374
Or if it's easier I can tell you where to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:02:27 No.512871684 Report

Quoted By: >>512872095 >>512872549

>>512871628
sure never did multiplayer shit so idk wtf to do

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:08:52 No.512872095 Report

Quoted By: >>512872807

>>512871684
Okay, so head to the Church of Elleh, where Kale the merchant is
First, go into the menu, and go down to multiplayer
From there, you can set a multiplayer password, go ahead and set it to erg so that way you'll only see stuff from people with the same password
Then, go ahead and use a furlcalling finger remedy, which will let you see summon signs
I'll drop my summon sign (I'm gonna drop a red invader one so that when you summon me, someone can't invade, I wont attack you, don't worry, and don't attack me)
I'll drop the item for you, then afterwards we can either fight if you want to or just I'll sever, and then you'll have the talisman and like you can go back to multiplayer menu and clear the password if you want to be able to summon again normally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:16:35 No.512872549 Report

Quoted By: >>512872679

>>512871684
Let me know if theres a step you're stuck on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:18:36 No.512872679 Report

Quoted By: >>512872772 >>512873276

>>512872549
sorry lmao i was stuck in volcano manor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:20:09 No.512872772 Report

Quoted By:

>>512872679
Its okay but I gotta sleep soonish
If its not next few minutes then I wont be able to help but like atleast you'll know how to in the future/if you end up asking next person
My sign is next to the grace

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:20:40 No.512872807 Report

Quoted By:

>>512872095
What a kind anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:26:30 No.512873150 Report

Quoted By: >>512873234

only omega sweaty fucking losers online right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:27:52 No.512873234 Report

Quoted By:

>>512873150
thanks pal, rape you again tomorrow!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:28:37 No.512873276 Report

Quoted By: >>512873405

>>512872679
Are you still stuck there??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:30:28 No.512873405 Report

Quoted By: >>512873624

>>512873276
Thanks so much anon for the talisman and for being patient enjoy your rest

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:34:10 No.512873624 Report

Quoted By: >>512873728

>>512873405
Np lil squishy
Sorry if I was annoyingly insistent, theres been a couple times where I've tried helping someone and it ended up being they were just messing with me and didnt actually need anything and just wanted to waste someones time so I was just checking against that
Hope it helps, cause I didnt even check waht it does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:35:43 No.512873728 Report

Quoted By:

>>512873624
nah its alright anon being kept from bed and being messed with is lame again thank you for your patience and help :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:43:06 No.512874145 Report

Quoted By: >>512874210 >>512874531

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:44:06 No.512874210 Report

Quoted By:

>>512874145
Why did he try to trade that

Layla (She/They) !xQ8/qUObN.

Layla (She/They) !xQ8/qUObN. Mon 03 Feb 2025 09:49:17 No.512874531 Report

Quoted By:

>>512874145
Bleed builds are best I think

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 10:10:31 No.512875787 Report

Quoted By: >>512875886 >>512876056 >>512941804

Who's winning the Twerk Off? Radagon or Godfrey? Both in their prime

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 10:12:10 No.512875886 Report

Quoted By:

>>512875787
Twerk off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 10:13:41 No.512875970 Report

Quoted By: >>512876131 >>512911572

so hornsent are just jews?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 10:15:06 No.512876056 Report

Quoted By: >>512876185

>>512875787
Radagons got the technique bot Godfreys got the physique
I think that training can only get you so far, even if it's less refined, that rougher flavor to Godfreys big naturals (but cheeks) might make it even better
Shake what the GW gave ya, Godfrey

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 10:16:38 No.512876131 Report

Quoted By:

>>512875970
The merchants are Jewish, hornsent are fighting the reptile man, Jewish people would never accept that friendly fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 10:17:36 No.512876185 Report

Quoted By:

>>512876056
Go to sleep maddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 10:24:18 No.512876572 Report

Quoted By: >>512876681

Every host i've been summoned to tonight has near immediately died to a shitmob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 10:25:49 No.512876681 Report

Quoted By: >>512876759

>>512876572
What level?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 10:27:02 No.512876759 Report

Quoted By:

>>512876681
Playing at Rl50(+10)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 11:37:37 No.512880863 Report

Quoted By:

>>512871461
Cute!

Mr Handsome !A3KWOkWo6E

Mr Handsome !A3KWOkWo6E Mon 03 Feb 2025 11:42:15 No.512881104 Report

Quoted By:

Hosts are the dumbest people on the planet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 11:49:06 No.512881462 Report

Quoted By: >>512881924

>>512869367
>top 1%
thats such an embarrassing thing to say or even think. also you obviously arent if you cant parry in the situations its applicable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 11:57:55 No.512881924 Report

Quoted By: >>512882043

>>512881462
i've won elden ring pvp tournaments against top rated streamers, kid. i've played for money and come out on top. you have no fucking clue who you're dealing with, so tone down your attitude or i'll make you. you would be nothing but a stain on my banished knight greaves if we were ever to face in the colosseum. read that back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 11:59:43 No.512882043 Report

Quoted By: >>512882378

>>512881924
>dueling
>pvp
lmao lolling my ass off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:03:43 No.512882273 Report

Quoted By: >>512885447

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:05:30 No.512882378 Report

Quoted By: >>512886440

>>512882043
yeah you think you're funny with the snarky quips. i'll invade you or duel you it's all the same to me. my sword in your skull, in less than 5 seconds. that's how it would go down. you couldn't get a fraction of health off me. poser fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:06:49 No.512882465 Report

Quoted By: >>512882520

i did it bwos!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:07:40 No.512882520 Report

Quoted By: >>512883131

>>512882465
>fiasimp
you didn't do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:09:05 No.512882606 Report

Quoted By:

i wish i still had the redgod wojak picture

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:18:00 No.512883119 Report

Quoted By: >>512895629 >>512985824

old (6 months lol) memories of the dlc are coming in...
and they aren't good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:18:09 No.512883131 Report

Quoted By: >>512884268

>>512882520
What's wrong with Fia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:38:21 No.512884268 Report

Quoted By:

>>512883131
Nothing lol just razzing ya. Her ending might be the easiest so I've done it a few times meself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:53:33 No.512885158 Report

Quoted By: >>512885220

erg - erotic roleplaying general
this thread is beyond saving
pathetic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:54:23 No.512885220 Report

Quoted By: >>512885658 >>512885805 >>512904508

>>512885158
>we exist in harmony
>this drives a troon insane
glorious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:58:06 No.512885447 Report

Quoted By: >>512885572

>>512882273
what's wrong austin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 12:59:54 No.512885572 Report

Quoted By: >>512894984

>>512885447
went to India and it ruined his life, like the real Beetles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:01:03 No.512885658 Report

Quoted By: >>512885805

>>512885220
It is a dsgtroon to be exact. They are forever seething that our general is blossoming with many different kind of posters meanwhile their cesspool is constant namefag/eceleb tranny worship. The same 4-5 people too which is just absolutely embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:03:08 No.512885805 Report

Quoted By: >>512886197

>>512885220
>>512885658
This is what Marika had to deal with from the merchants. I say we mass bury the dsgtroons alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:09:01 No.512886197 Report

Quoted By:

>>512885805
Based. Total dsgtroon death.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:12:29 No.512886440 Report

Quoted By: >>512886891 >>512904674

>>512831361
He's popular because he's popular, and everyone builds off his shit because he's stolen from everyone and nobody wants to admit it. Still better than people like Max Derrant who put out a "I have ADHD and Autism which made me literally unable to learn anything (because I memorized it instead of learnt it) at all ever until I spent a summer in France replaying a cutscene from MGS2, which lead to me attempting suicide twice because I failed a year of college" video
>>512882378
Clearly he's at fault, and you're the most badass badass to ever badass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:14:24 No.512886582 Report

Quoted By: >>512886610 >>512886637

>post webm here
>see it reposted on /v/ later on
hey!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:15:05 No.512886610 Report

Quoted By:

>>512886582
I like posting webms as bait on /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:15:33 No.512886637 Report

Quoted By:

>>512886582
There was a guy the other day doing that with shitposts from /v/ for hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:18:14 No.512886806 Report

Quoted By: >>512887180

>>512861303
He hates the Erdtree more than he hates Leda. He says in the beginning of the DLC that he is only an ally with Miquella's gang because he wants to destroy the order than genocided his people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:19:36 No.512886891 Report

Quoted By:

>>512886440
>Still better than people like Max Derrant who put out a "I have ADHD and Autism which made me literally unable to learn anything (because I memorized it instead of learnt it) at all ever until I spent a summer in France replaying a cutscene from MGS2, which lead to me attempting suicide twice because I failed a year of college" video
lmeow!
still love my NIGGA Derrat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 13:23:41 No.512887180 Report

Quoted By: >>512911650

>>512886806
BORN TO DIE TWICE / BELARUT IS A FUCK
Kill Em All Post Shattering / I am order man
410,757,864,530 DEAD HORNSENT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:15:51 No.512890773 Report

Quoted By: >>512890976

Guys I’m making 15 runes per hour working at storm castle and it’s barely enough. Yall anywhere else where they’re hiring ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:18:41 No.512890976 Report

Quoted By:

>>512890773
I make under that but I get tips

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:27:47 No.512891679 Report

Quoted By: >>512892085 >>512892193 >>512895116

wtf? i just fell through the world randomly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:28:39 No.512891740 Report

Quoted By: >>512891853 >>512891971

So why is the Frenzy Flame a jewish conspiracy now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:30:00 No.512891853 Report

Quoted By: >>512892073

>>512891740
merchants

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:31:20 No.512891971 Report

Quoted By: >>512892073

>>512891740
Shabriri is the name of a Jewish demon, and FF spells are associated with the nomadic merchants

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:32:31 No.512892073 Report

Quoted By: >>512892379 >>512894193

>>512891853
>>512891971
The merchants only contacted the flame after their incarceration, they were framed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:32:40 No.512892085 Report

Quoted By:

>>512891679
The Outer God of collisions has cursed you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:34:04 No.512892193 Report

Quoted By:

>>512891679
>viglet can't survive the fall

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:36:26 No.512892379 Report

Quoted By:

>>512892073
i wonder who's behind this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:40:25 No.512892712 Report

Quoted By: >>512893296 >>512895319

this general will thrive
the /erg/tree will return to it's golden age
nightreign + gacha + fortnite collab

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:44:22 No.512893004 Report

Quoted By:

Coom will outlive us all

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:48:33 No.512893296 Report

Quoted By:

>>512892712
Rolling for Leda

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:49:40 No.512893381 Report

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 14:59:33 No.512894193 Report

Quoted By: >>512895643 >>512896387

>>512892073
I'm absolutely pro-FF, but the only way you'd run into FF related things in the base game is a village and associated church in Liurnia and Weeping Peninsula, some ruins in the Consecrated Snowfields, a camp on Mt Gelmir, and the merchants themselves who are either scattered in isolated places (who use FF spells when you try to kill them) or are locked in the Shunning Grounds. Yes, the merchants used to channel FF so (You) could stumble upon it, but I'm of the opinion that they were used because Midra was a failed lord in the same way Vyke was

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:02:36 No.512894418 Report

Quoted By:

>please wait 900 seconds
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:08:17 No.512894860 Report

Quoted By:

>>512871461
demonic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:09:47 No.512894984 Report

Quoted By:

>>512885572
That’s par for the course, I suppose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:11:18 No.512895116 Report

Quoted By:

>>512891679
small indie company please understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:13:35 No.512895319 Report

Quoted By:

>>512892712
Don’t say such awful things…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:17:14 No.512895629 Report

Quoted By:

>>512883119
>>>has muerto

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:17:24 No.512895643 Report

Quoted By: >>512897172

>>512894193
What's there connection to Midra?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:26:18 No.512896387 Report

Quoted By: >>512897172

>>512894193
It seems like you're pro-FF for devious reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:33:14 No.512897002 Report

Quoted By: >>512897854 >>512897936

Frenzied flame is just the edgelord. It's just a SMT chaos ending except even edgier somehow.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:35:06 No.512897172 Report

Quoted By: >>512899154

>>512895643
Midra needed to endure
>>512896387
To exist is to suffer, and to suffer is to exist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:42:56 No.512897854 Report

Quoted By: >>512898572 >>512899927

god damn waves of gold for albinauric farming is way more busted than I realized, so this is why you're supposed to complete the game first.
>>512897002
Frenzy is just linking the flame but for some reason NOW its bad but death horncurse ranni just fucking off, leaving the world fractured instead of doing goldmasks fix are all ok
i've said this a billion times but if the One Great^tm can create a universe it can do it again after destroying this one, its like you guys never played Noita, its just activating the work and everything turns to fire cause you shifted gold to fire. and then you hit new game.

Melina makes it sound like life finds a way but the lands between have been stuck in perpetual can't die-ness for a LONG time to the point where there is literal non decaying shit in the bear woods, thats not normal, restart. sorry not sorry.

I think people take it far too seriously when you say "I think Frenzy is a good solution to this actually", no one complaining if you pick dung and turn everyone into hornsent* / crucible era cursed people cause it doesn't have a fancy cutscene.

its just like when I played ALL factions in NV but for some reason doing legion was too far, even though as I explained at the time that character was just fucking insane and frankly killed half of them too on the dam with muh machine grenade launcher. so its fine when the NCR straight up admit they don't really give a shit about people and are just as bad especially the fucking ambush at the end but larping as romans in sports gear is too much, in a post apocalypse if you recall.
the actual bad end is nuking everyone. and thats debatable too, basically makes no difference, they already did, that caused fallout in the first place.
just have fun for christ sake
/rant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:43:45 No.512897936 Report

Quoted By:

>>512897002
According to how edgy they are: Frenzied>Dung>Mohgwyn>Godwyn>Rot>Miquella

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:50:53 No.512898572 Report

Quoted By: >>512898903

>>512897854
FF isn't a "reboot the universe" ending, it's more akin to "taking a hammer to the universe and throwing the broken parts into a running garbage disposal"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:54:36 No.512898903 Report

Quoted By: >>512899154 >>512899426

>>512898572
>taking a hammer to the universe and throwing the broken parts into a running garbage disposal
that was literally Marika thoughever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 15:57:27 No.512899154 Report

Quoted By:

>>512898903
Marika suicided. I think >>512897172 really just empathises with a character that suffers every moment they're awake, to the extent euthanasia would be preferable and, by extension, not having been born in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:00:29 No.512899426 Report

Quoted By: >>512899948

>>512898903
So you're saying FF is the path she intended for the tarnished to follow, got it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:00:32 No.512899436 Report

Quoted By: >>512899948

how the fuck is midra even alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:05:25 No.512899927 Report

Quoted By: >>512900321

>>512897854
I appreciate the serious reply despite forgetting a whole word in my post and I can appreciate role-playing but I just think it's insane that Fromsoft managed to take a staple of THE edgelord JRPG series and make it edgier. At least in SMT chaos endings have a promise of rebirth but it seems like there's no such promise with Frenzied Flame unless I missed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:05:42 No.512899948 Report

Quoted By: >>512900081 >>512906309

>>512899426
she doesn't care as long as someone achieves something she says so in her own words @ captial outskirts if we are to believe Melina (no reason not to)
>>512899436
destined death / death was removed from the Elden Ring, you can't die, its just like the undead curse (clearly for game mechanic reasons but also lore)

inb4 why don't you permadeath after Maliketh, cause its a video game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:07:13 No.512900081 Report

Quoted By:

>>512899948
>cause its a video game.
no, it isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:09:51 No.512900321 Report

Quoted By: >>512900894

>>512899927
I think in my mind I automatically compare frenzy end to end of evangelion, and the big bang/crunch
there is no "promise" of rebirth but if you think a singularity made of all things and souls is going to just sit there for all time without exploding again well thats dumb.
FF13-3 has a similar end, Vanille has to ferry the souls to the next cycle while Lightning fights god or whatever and then ends up in france. that whole game is about growing an yggdrasil too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:15:59 No.512900894 Report

Quoted By: >>512901110

>>512900321
Yeah I think it's fair to assume that when everyone is melted down that something will become of it. Who knows what though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:18:36 No.512901110 Report

Quoted By: >>512902624 >>512904360

>>512900894
I'm sure that if frenzied ending did not have our character at all, with it implied that they burned alongside the tree, it'd be far better received

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:35:33 No.512902624 Report

Quoted By: >>512905073 >>512905086

>>512901110
it was easier to make sense of linking the flame as some kind of honorable self sacrifice, even if the outcome only makes it so someone else can try to find a solution, just giving them more time.

i know from DnD what pure dark leads to. Nothing.
which according to some "religions" and philosophies is the natural pre-state of all things anyway.

personally i'm boggled the DLC didn't add the age absolute ending UNLESS thats the secret that probably insane guy is suing over. also expected Miquella to be more like dlc Melina than what we got, though it does show becoming a "God" under the elden fingers is not a fix, but Marika already knew that from the start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:54:15 No.512904349 Report

Quoted By:

>>512869906
they’re a plague everywhere unfortunately
needs nuking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:54:20 No.512904360 Report

Quoted By:

>>512901110
The issue is that FF is built upon the idea that existence leads to far more suffering than pleasure, and the only way to fix the system is to just completely destroy the system and prevent a new one from forming. Hence why you're collecting Grapes (specifically called eyes of the infirm in the item description) for Hyetta, who vomits when she realizes they're eyes of those who have been "touched" indirectly with FF with enough suffering. The average person is going to subconsciously pick up the fact that FF has themes associated with antinatalism and not want to associate with it without having a way of properly explaining it, no matter if the player character is burnt to ash or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:55:46 No.512904508 Report

Quoted By:

>>512885220
yucky image

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:57:19 No.512904674 Report

Quoted By:

>>512886440
>Max Derrant
who

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 16:58:59 No.512904847 Report

Quoted By:

>>512831361
I like his voice. You can’t convince me that’s not like at least 50 percent of his appeal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:01:24 No.512905073 Report

Quoted By: >>512906049

>>512902624
>personally i'm boggled the DLC didn't add the age absolute ending UNLESS thats the secret that probably insane guy is suing over.
the schizo that got btfo because the judge laughed at his ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:01:33 No.512905086 Report

Quoted By: >>512906049

>>512902624
>i know from DnD
shut up nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:09:15 No.512905881 Report

Quoted By: >>512906146 >>512925975

>>512839916
He's like 5ft 4 and wishes he was British so bad (Aussie criminal). Shouldn't his height give you the 'ick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:10:45 No.512906049 Report

Quoted By:

>>512905073
the case was delayed not dismissed iirc

my best guess to the secret, if one exists, is don't accept the accord, and use Fia's route to get to the capital which only requires one main boss (radahn) who is mandatory for the dlc too.
but I cba to try it because I haven't got spare saves.
>>512905086
i'll take nerd over normalfag any day of the week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:10:46 No.512906051 Report

Quoted By: >>512917924 >>512918006

>>512831361
>follow my bluesky guys!
Big redflag. Always knew he was a libfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:11:45 No.512906146 Report

Quoted By: >>512906463 >>512925975

>>512905881
>wishes he was Br*tish
This is a bigger red flag than being a manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:12:16 No.512906204 Report

Quoted By:

>>512833704
I abandon here, my lore and masculinity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:13:12 No.512906309 Report

Quoted By:

>>512899948
Wait a minute...
>Midra was fucked up when Destined Death was already sealed which means that Hornsent Inquisitors were active during Marika's reign
>there are stakes of Marika in the woods
>golden crux description saying there is something of the Golden Order in it's sight
The Hornsent were Marika's Inquisitors before Rykard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:14:38 No.512906463 Report

Quoted By:

>>512906146
Lots of anglosphere offshoots understand that an Elizabethian English accent > your shit accent, hence why he speaks like that as much as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:19:15 No.512906961 Report

Quoted By: >>512907098 >>512908449 >>512914786

>Drink and die from St. Trina's nectar four times
Michael Zaki wtf...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:20:39 No.512907098 Report

Quoted By:

>>512906961
enjoy your cookbook bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:34:53 No.512908449 Report

Quoted By: >>512908838

>>512906961
its a "covenant" make sense now?
gotta consume them dank lilies to connect with the sleep realm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:35:54 No.512908547 Report

Quoted By: >>512909849 >>512910317 >>512910324 >>512921241 >>512926470

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:39:05 No.512908838 Report

Quoted By: >>512909276

>>512908449
Do you think that the word coven and covenant have anything to do with eachother or is it just a coincidence?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:44:24 No.512909276 Report

Quoted By:

>>512908838
there is no such thing as co incidence.
realize. real eyes...real lies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:51:05 No.512909849 Report

Quoted By: >>512910275

>>512908547
Who cares what a bald loser has to say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:55:42 No.512910275 Report

Quoted By:

>>512909849
me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:56:02 No.512910317 Report

Quoted By: >>512910428

>>512908547
>reeeeeeeeee im a casual reeee
>173k views
almost makes me want to stream, shame swatters exist and police are retards who actually fall for that unironically.

>captcha getting worse somehow
fucking kill yourself mods. last post from me today.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:56:08 No.512910324 Report

Quoted By: >>512910428

>>512908547
>grown man cannot roll forward or jump in vidya gaem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:57:13 No.512910428 Report

Quoted By: >>512910510 >>512910676

>>512910317
>>512910324
I guarantee you the video is saying something mildly tame and inoffensive and not "game too hard bad"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:58:04 No.512910510 Report

Quoted By:

>>512910428
i can tell its clickbait
im just disappointed by how many normalfags apparently watch shit videos like that. watch something good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 17:59:44 No.512910676 Report

Quoted By:

>>512910428
How long is it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:06:09 No.512911270 Report

Quoted By:

S o o n .

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:07:54 No.512911420 Report

Quoted By: >>512911531

Malenia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:09:05 No.512911531 Report

Quoted By:

>>512911420
Big moldy labia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:09:28 No.512911572 Report

Quoted By: >>512926631

>>512875970
They're explicitly Shinto actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:10:17 No.512911650 Report

Quoted By: >>512916435

>>512887180
based, but im a belurat enjoyer so not completely based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:40:51 No.512914786 Report

Quoted By:

>>512906961
Pretty happy to say that was the dlc "secret " I found out myself, because I saw a shitton of bloodstains of people dying in one specific corners, so I tried spamming items to see if it would work, and everytime I had to leave to fetch something else I went the trina express

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:56:43 No.512916435 Report

Quoted By: >>512916864

>>512911650
Both Belurat and Enir-Ilim are great just way too short. They only feel really satisfying to go through when yoy do them back to back which would be fine if Enir-Ilim wasn't locked behind Messmer and Romina. The fact that there's no way to get to Enir-Ilim from Belurat is also ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:58:54 No.512916685 Report

Quoted By: >>512916804 >>512917408

Is it worth it to use Great-Jar's Arsenal to get to light load or is that more intended to keep people from fat rolling? I have the choice between using it or shard of Alexander and I'm not sure which is better, slightly stronger skills or fast rolling. My weapons are black knife and magma blade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:59:56 No.512916804 Report

Quoted By: >>512917061

>>512916685
It's easier to be medium load than heavy load
and easier to be heavy load than light load

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:00:26 No.512916864 Report

Quoted By: >>512917680

>>512916435
I mean, you can get to it from there on the stairs after divine Beast dancing lion but only after you burn the shadow thorn vine things

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:01:56 No.512917061 Report

Quoted By:

>>512916804
So go with shard, thanks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:04:10 No.512917310 Report

Quoted By: >>512928961

marika if she real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:04:51 No.512917408 Report

Quoted By:

>>512916685
>slightly stronger skills or fast rolling
Are you trying to PvE or PvP? Lightroll doesn't give you that much of a benefit for PvE unless you are really dedicated to a roleplay/theme idea, e.g. doing a speedy assassin or shaolin boxer LARP playthrough. Mediumroll is sufficient for all PvE content.
The main purpose of lightrolling is to fuck with people in PvP, especially throwing off opponents who know how to rollcatch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:06:57 No.512917646 Report

Quoted By:

>>512835206
>>512839360
I don't play the series but my one friend that does play is a /v/-NPC so he has to hate vaati with every fibre of his being and would never give his videos a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:07:12 No.512917680 Report

Quoted By:

>>512916864
You get teleported there after Romina anyway making Belurat totally optional which is bizarre
I didn't realize on my first playthrough because I had beaten Belurat + DBDL first so I assumed beating DBDL and activating that site of grace next to the doorway to Enir Elim was necessary before unlocking the door. As it turns out you don't need to go through one of the biggest legacy dungeons in the DLC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:09:13 No.512917924 Report

Quoted By: >>512918006 >>512929180 >>512934764

>>512906051
Chuds trying to force everyone to go through state-mandated social media channels is hilarious. I'm not gonna use your dogshit griftsite elon. Try actually playing a videogame without being boosted for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:09:56 No.512918006 Report

Quoted By: >>512920636

>>512906051
>>512917924
they are both shite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:22:38 No.512919474 Report

Quoted By: >>512920141 >>512920541

https://litter.catbox.moe/pomz4i.mp4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:28:53 No.512920141 Report

Quoted By:

>>512919474
The second bluecuck showing up was like something out of a comedy sketch.
>"I've finally killed the blue and the coop bodyguard too, it's finally time to battle the host in a due-"
>New nigger shows up from offstage scooby doo style

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:32:30 No.512920541 Report

Quoted By: >>512921842

>>512919474
nice fights
what rl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:33:27 No.512920636 Report

Quoted By:

>>512918006
Trvthvs Nvkvs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:39:02 No.512921241 Report

Quoted By: >>512921346 >>512922696

>>512908547
>fake masculinity grifter gets buckbroken by a soulsgame
Many such cases. Apparently, Randy Orton paid someone to level his character up so he could actually play it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:39:57 No.512921346 Report

Quoted By: >>512921475 >>512921845

>>512921241
No, that was Elon Musk, and that was in Path of Exile 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:41:14 No.512921475 Report

Quoted By: >>512922202

>>512921346
No, Randy Orton did too lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:44:31 No.512921842 Report

Quoted By:

>>512920541
150

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:44:33 No.512921845 Report

Quoted By: >>512921901 >>512922154 >>512922202 >>512922696

>>512921346
They are both fake gamers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:45:06 No.512921901 Report

Quoted By: >>512922330

>>512921845
He's rich, that's like nothing to him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:47:16 No.512922154 Report

Quoted By:

>>512921845
>1000 bucks for 2 minutes of work with cheatengine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:47:43 No.512922202 Report

Quoted By: >>512922290 >>512922446 >>512922479

>>512921475
Oh, okay.
...who the fuck is Randy Orton?

>>512921845
>o-okay he cheated but he really like open worlds!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:48:27 No.512922290 Report

Quoted By:

>>512922202
some rich faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:48:53 No.512922330 Report

Quoted By: >>512935625

>>512921901
>nepobaby makes retarded financial decisions
Many such cases.

It's also about the principle. Imagine paying for a game only to not play it and build yourself up because he wants to play it like a power fantasy when that's not what it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:49:59 No.512922446 Report

Quoted By:

>>512922202
A celebrity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:50:24 No.512922479 Report

Quoted By: >>512922576

>>512922202
WWE wrestler, RKO dude. Fake gaymer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:51:19 No.512922576 Report

Quoted By:

>>512922479
>wrestler
Oh okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 19:52:19 No.512922696 Report

Quoted By:

>>512921845
>>512921241
So something like a eceleb but like... irl? How does that work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:11:53 No.512924842 Report

Quoted By: >>512926004 >>512927668 >>512931337

Why does the lore imply that women are stronger physically than men pound for pound?

Why does the lore imply that no male has ever gone above 60 intelligence when it comes to magic?

Had this game been made in the West…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:19:30 No.512925657 Report

Quoted By: >>512925850 >>512926157

>512924842
>reddit spacing
Fuck back off, retard. We don't want you here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:20:26 No.512925771 Report

Quoted By:

I hope Nightreign has a skeleton class

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:21:08 No.512925850 Report

Quoted By: >>512926004

>>512925657
How’s he wrong tho
Miyazaki made women better warriors and wizards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:22:06 No.512925975 Report

Quoted By: >>512934223

>>512905881
>He’s like 5’4
source?
>>512906146
silence raj

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:22:21 No.512926004 Report

Quoted By: >>512926287

>>512924842
>>512925850

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:22:33 No.512926027 Report

Quoted By: >>512926287 >>512926923

>512925850
I saidto fuck back off, retard. We don't want you here. Is English not your forte, moron?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:23:40 No.512926157 Report

Quoted By: >>512926731

>>512925657
>manually typing replies because he doesn't know how to

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:24:47 No.512926287 Report

Quoted By: >>512926529

>>512926004
>>512926027
Is this revelation really this upsetting to you? Do you just plug your ears and go ‘lalalalala can’t hear you lalalala’? Is that how invested you are in this game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:26:22 No.512926470 Report

Quoted By:

>>512908547
they hated him because he spoke the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:26:52 No.512926529 Report

Quoted By:

>>512926287
post link to the discord server and livestream your suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:27:51 No.512926624 Report

Quoted By: >>512926825

>a woman 1/10th the size of Radahn could beat him
>no male has ever seen the moon
Yep I’m thinking feminist Wiccan game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:27:53 No.512926631 Report

Quoted By:

>>512911572
That doesn’t mean… nevermind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:28:43 No.512926731 Report

Quoted By:

>>512926157
I keep laughing off and on about this post for the last 5 minutes, thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:29:29 No.512926825 Report

Quoted By: >>512927071 >>512927284

>>512926624
I’d still like to know why Miyazaki thinks looking at the moon should take up more intelligence than staring into deep space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:30:28 No.512926923 Report

Quoted By:

>>512926027
You struck a nerve, the banned redditor answered you TWICE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:31:43 No.512927067 Report

Quoted By:

>woman barges into men’s science club and takes over
>she’s also smarter than them
Yep, feminist Wiccan game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:31:45 No.512927071 Report

Quoted By:

>>512926825
The moon is like a way smaller portion of the sky, so if you picked a random spot in the sky it's more likely that it wouldn't be the moon than it is likely it would be

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:33:49 No.512927284 Report

Quoted By: >>512927462 >>512927792

>>512926825
Because he’s a feminist and a moon fag. Moon fags think the moon is more special than anything else in space, and they are truly deranged. They think our moon is a unique one, compared to other moons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:35:35 No.512927462 Report

Quoted By: >>512929459

>>512927284
Nowhere else in the observable universe are there perfect solar eclipses. The moon is the single most bizarre thing in existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:37:37 No.512927668 Report

Quoted By:

>>512924842
sneed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:38:37 No.512927792 Report

Quoted By: >>512930876

>>512927284
Considering astrology is provable science and the moon is the closest thing to earth, it makes sense it would be the most visibly impactful, it literally controls the oceans even its so close, why wouldn't it be special to us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:48:08 No.512928961 Report

Quoted By: >>512929297

>>512917310
Looks significantly uglier :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:49:55 No.512929180 Report

Quoted By: >>512931816

>>512917924
lovely trans post <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:50:41 No.512929297 Report

Quoted By: >>512929637

>>512928961
Unironically kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:52:03 No.512929459 Report

Quoted By: >>512929573 >>512930687

>>512927462
>Nowhere else in the observable universe are their perfect solar eclipses.
Really? Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:53:01 No.512929573 Report

Quoted By:

>>512929459
I've travelled a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:53:35 No.512929637 Report

Quoted By: >>512929760

>>512929297
I’m sorry anon but she’s just not that attractive. Nice tits I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:54:45 No.512929760 Report

Quoted By: >>512929868

>>512929637
She's probably unironically the best human, period

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 20:55:42 No.512929868 Report

Quoted By:

>>512929760
i'd fuck her until she's addicted to my cock but "unironically the best human"? lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:00:09 No.512930389 Report

Quoted By:

zaki should make a souls game based off the dark crystal mmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:03:04 No.512930687 Report

Quoted By:

>>512929459
He’s talking out of his ass. Moon fags are legit deranged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:04:43 No.512930876 Report

Quoted By: >>512934969

>>512927792
To say the moon is more special than the stars—the sun—or more mysterious (and thus magical) than anything else out there, is sort of stupid. You’re basically waging war upon the universe.

This is why moon fags are absolutist dingbats. There is NOTHING more occult or alien than the deep black abyss of space, but for some reason they think the moon tops that. Yeahhhhh…

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:06:20 No.512931045 Report

Quoted By: >>512931284 >>512932325 >>512932582

friends i'm using the large club which ash of war should i use on it? lion's claw or some other STR based ash? i need help

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:08:26 No.512931284 Report

Quoted By: >>512932582

>>512931045
Lion's claw should work in like 95% of situations, go for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:08:48 No.512931337 Report

Quoted By: >>512931552 >>512931703 >>512933963

>>512924842
strongest nigga was radahn followed by godfrey followed by radagon, followed by miquella femboy pussy muscles
meanwhile the women just commit suicide and wait for cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:10:40 No.512931552 Report

Quoted By: >>512931660

>>512931337
A woman 1/10th the size of Radahn could equal and even beat him, lul

No male has ever seen the moon, only women, implying no male has gotten to 70 intelligence, lul

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:11:39 No.512931660 Report

Quoted By: >>512931803

>>512931552
>commit suicide and wait for cock
in this case it would be radahn's cock in miquella

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:12:02 No.512931703 Report

Quoted By: >>512931771 >>512946489

>>512931337
>strongest nigga was radahn
giga cope. lost to phase one Malenia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:12:37 No.512931771 Report

Quoted By: >>512932223 >>512935372 >>512937073

>>512931703
how'd he lose, why didn't he just throw like ten billion rocks at her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:12:56 No.512931803 Report

Quoted By:

>>512931660
*miquella's cock in radahn
The femboy literally tops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:13:06 No.512931816 Report

Quoted By: >>512936874

>>512929180
Still not making an account elon :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:13:45 No.512931881 Report

Quoted By: >>512931936 >>512931987

This is gonna make your day guys
>install grand merchant mod to get some items for pvp
>10 hours into the dlc notice all my dlc items are gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:14:08 No.512931936 Report

Quoted By:

>>512931881
>install grand merchant mod
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:14:38 No.512931987 Report

Quoted By: >>512932536

>>512931881
>search for elden ring tga table
>2 minutes later click two boxes
>get everything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:15:08 No.512932047 Report

Quoted By: >>512949192

kino moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:16:27 No.512932223 Report

Quoted By: >>512937073

>>512931771
>can stop the stars or some shit
>can't just use this power to stop people in place
make he doesn't want to manipulate people like his future husband

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:17:18 No.512932325 Report

Quoted By:

>>512931045
RKR or cragblade also work if you have good charge heavy timings

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:19:05 No.512932536 Report

Quoted By:

>>512931987
where's the guy who posts the picture about how tga table devs are trannies on discord, i miss him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:19:25 No.512932582 Report

Quoted By: >>512932708 >>512932940 >>512933043

>>512931045
>>512931284
That doesn't make sense. Lion's Claw implies that the weapon is as sharp as a lion's claw.
A club isn't going to be sharp, it's a blunt weapon. The roars, Wild Strike and Cragblade makes more sense.
You could also use Flaming Strike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:20:26 No.512932708 Report

Quoted By: >>512932839

>>512932582
nigga what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:21:28 No.512932839 Report

Quoted By:

>>512932708
ashes of war need to be appropriate for the weapon, not a random choice based on whats good or not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:22:28 No.512932940 Report

Quoted By: >>512936630 >>512936707 >>512936913

>>512932582
????????

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:23:22 No.512933043 Report

Quoted By: >>512936707 >>512936913

>>512932582

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:24:04 No.512933110 Report

Quoted By:

If it wasn’t their intent. To make women look so much better than men. They failed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:31:13 No.512933963 Report

Quoted By: >>512937232

>>512931337
>Redditdahn
Mindraped by Malenia, now Miquellas anal zombie.
>Godfrey
deported by Marika

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:33:27 No.512934223 Report

Quoted By:

>>512925975
My source is seeing him look tiny next to another likely average-height man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:38:24 No.512934764 Report

Quoted By: >>512937232

>>512917924
>Chuds [headcannon]
Jewsky is full of pedos and troons like you btw also Kamelabiden lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:40:15 No.512934969 Report

Quoted By: >>512937645

>>512930876
It's closer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:43:36 No.512935372 Report

Quoted By:

>>512931771
he can only throw four rocks at a time and they're slow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:45:50 No.512935625 Report

Quoted By: >>512936034

>>512922330
>when that's not what it is.
That's what it is. Have you seen the sea of retards blazing through the game by mindless spam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:49:37 No.512936034 Report

Quoted By:

>>512935625
>retards spam through fodder with their yt clickbait builds and 2 boyfriends.
That doesn't make the spiritual successor to Dark Souls a God of War game, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:50:36 No.512936146 Report

Quoted By: >>512936294 >>512938817

What's the better parry, parry fagger or curved sword parry? Curved sword parry looks really cool imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:51:56 No.512936294 Report

Quoted By: >>512936403

>>512936146
the parrying dagger is just barely better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:52:52 No.512936403 Report

Quoted By: >>512937797

>>512936294
I accept this as truth and will adjust accordingly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:54:49 No.512936630 Report

Quoted By:

>>512932940
>One of Satan's Greatest Soldiers....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:55:39 No.512936707 Report

Quoted By:

>>512932940
>>512933043
you right me wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:57:13 No.512936874 Report

Quoted By:

>>512931816
didn’t ask but i support you xister <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:57:37 No.512936913 Report

Quoted By:

>>512932940
>>512933043
you're wrong and i am right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 21:59:01 No.512937073 Report

Quoted By: >>512937783

>>512931771
>>512932223
It’s just flowery language, otherwise it makes literally no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:00:32 No.512937232 Report

Quoted By:

>>512933963
>>512934764
this so much this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:04:10 No.512937645 Report

Quoted By: >>512938316

>>512934969
That doesn’t mean anything. The earth is closer than the moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:05:19 No.512937783 Report

Quoted By:

>>512937073
you literally see it happening though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:05:27 No.512937797 Report

Quoted By:

>>512936403
if fextra is to be trusted it is literally 1 frame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:09:59 No.512938316 Report

Quoted By:

>>512937645
The moon actively controls the oceans/tides and a bunch of different parts of your life, I guarantee you the ocean has a way bigger effect on your life than a random star number 1272726273834746474937 in the night sky

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:14:25 No.512938817 Report

Quoted By: >>512938873 >>512939119

>>512936146
Didn’t the curved sword seal away the god of rot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:15:02 No.512938873 Report

Quoted By: >>512939228

>>512938817
a sentient sword...? amazing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:16:18 No.512939009 Report

Quoted By: >>512939352 >>512944983

>Nightreign
it has nothing to do with age of stars ending, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:17:21 No.512939119 Report

Quoted By: >>512939228

>>512938817
A SWORD FRIED THIS SHRIMP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:18:35 No.512939228 Report

Quoted By:

>>512938873
>>512939119
Okay okay, the blind swordsman! Or am I thinking of another sword?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:19:39 No.512939352 Report

Quoted By:

>>512939009
It's probably disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:30:26 No.512940542 Report

Quoted By: >>512940838 >>512944193

where is varreposter? I need her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:33:08 No.512940838 Report

Quoted By: >>512941067

>>512940542
What for? Maybe we can help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:35:22 No.512941067 Report

Quoted By:

>>512940838
her body

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 22:41:39 No.512941804 Report

Quoted By:

>>512875787
I think Godfrey would take it. He can clearly and easily leap over radagon's shockwaves, which are the most dangerous things he's capable of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:02:33 No.512944193 Report

Quoted By: >>512944657 >>512946560

>>512940542
last we heard she was gonna try another suicide attempt so probably in the hospital

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:06:17 No.512944657 Report

Quoted By: >>512945153

>>512944193
how does someone with a body like that try to suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:09:23 No.512944983 Report

Quoted By:

>>512939009
Limveld has nothing to do with ER canon altogether

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:10:50 No.512945153 Report

Quoted By:

>>512944657
A body like what
Post pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:12:23 No.512945319 Report

Quoted By: >>512946114

>finally dropped dragoncrest greatshield for a full set of damage talismans
>keep dying to things Im too used to tanking before
feels bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:19:26 No.512946114 Report

Quoted By: >>512947458

>>512945319
dodge

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:22:56 No.512946489 Report

Quoted By:

>>512931703
what the fuck is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:23:37 No.512946560 Report

Quoted By: >>512946865 >>512946898

>>512944193
for real? I hope she's alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:26:29 No.512946865 Report

Quoted By:

>>512946560
Same. I don't wish harm to most people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:26:48 No.512946898 Report

Quoted By:

>>512946560
No she's not you fucking idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:31:27 No.512947415 Report

Quoted By: >>512947648 >>512948047 >>512948127 >>512958903

Fun fact:

Ansbach's observation when you side with Leda: "I'm glad she stands with an ally. She tends to overestimate... The burden she might carry alone." In Japanese it's: "I'm relieved you're by Lady Leda's side. She's carrying too much. She's not as strong-minded/brave as she thinks she is" - this is phrased as a sincere observation about her mental health, not goading. What Leda says to Ansbach in English before she duels him is: "Sir Ansbach. I will dispose of you. I find that I have a new apprehension (恐れ) — Your ambivalence (迷い). And exactly where it might lead you...". But what she says in Japanese uses (I would argue deliberately) the exact same words Miquella carves when he discards his "doubt and vascillation" (迷い) and "all his fears" (恐れ).

Leda illustrates why Miquella discarded these emotions. She's emotionally and frail and paranoid with them. His charm deliberately suppressed in her what he cut out of himself.

Leda is also deliberately written as a very empathetic character in spite of her paranoia and combat prowess; she begs Miquella to make the world kind and expresses sympathy for the fate of the Hornsent despite knowing how bastardous they are. She follows Miquella because she gets overwhelmed by her emotions, kills somebody, feels guilty afterwards, and then gets overwhelmed by her emotions again. But she's quite self-aware, and like Miquella, she wants to "make the world a gentler place" where such a thing isn't possible. Her motivation is directly stated: "Unruly emotions only lead to misfortune. All the more reason we need someone like Miquella the Kind." (Or in Japanese: "Strong emotions always make people unhappy. That's why we need Miquella-sama"). And Miquella is also clearly somebody who is trying to carry immense burdens alone - without Trina - who believes that his difficult emotions are something to be disposed of... which he literally ends up doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:31:58 No.512947458 Report

Quoted By:

>>512946114
sometimes I dont

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:32:55 No.512947569 Report

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>>512831361
I still really want to buy that art book he released like two years ago. Of course he had to partner with some gay indie company to distribute it so now it apparently takes entire months to reach you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:33:30 No.512947648 Report

Quoted By:

>>512947415
What a well written post. Thanks, I enjoyed reading that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:37:22 No.512948047 Report

Quoted By: >>512948190 >>512948664 >>512957109 >>512958903 >>512963536 >>512984947

>>512947415
Malenia is associated with physical chronic illness. Despite this, she is strong and mighty and beautiful. This is why people who have chronic illnesses can look up to her and become dedicated to her - the Cleanrots, and Maleigh Marais being "sickly born" is explicitly connected to why he admires Malenia ("little wonder [he] would be so beguiled by the beautiful and fierce goddess who was born into rot", where "born into rot" in Japanese is 腐敗の宿痾 -"the chronic illness of rot". This isn't immediately apparent because the English translation omits any mention of 宿痾 / "chronic illness" and it instead becomes specifically "accursed rot." But anyway, she has a great will to resist the rot, so the power of her Great Rune restores her own (physical) health.

Miquella on the other hand is associated with mental illnessesand emotional pain. All of Miquella/Trina's followers have mental conditions in some way - Leda with her paranoia, Moore being suicidal, Thiollier and Trina's priests of sleep with addiction (and also him creating a concoction for you if you tell him you're "weary of this life" so you can kill yourself), Freyja being dyslexic(?) (perhaps she’s uneducated but - "Fickle, fidgety little letters. I should wipe you clean off the page... Don't let it rile you up..." or in Japanese - "flickering/fluttering, noisy letters. I might as well just smash them to pieces... Calm down, calm down..."). Dane wears his hat to avoid eye contact because "meeting the gaze of another can overcome the senses" (or in Japanese: "the exchange of glances can be too stimulating" - where we have the word 刺激 for stimulus, which is frequently used in the context of sensory disorders and psychology.

Back to Ansbach. If Leda kills him, he says, after the charm has been broken: “I've utterly failed you both... Miquella the Kind, Lord Mohg...” – he feels a sense of having failed Miquella in some way, even after everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:38:06 No.512948127 Report

Quoted By:

>>512947415
tl;dr version: woman moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:38:38 No.512948190 Report

Quoted By: >>512948428

>>512948047
>Malenia
>beautiful
You whot mate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:40:54 No.512948428 Report

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>>512948190
Text of the game, not my words.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:41:54 No.512948530 Report

Quoted By: >>512948793 >>512950252

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:43:12 No.512948664 Report

Quoted By: >>512950993 >>512951364 >>512958903 >>512963536

>>512948047
In any case, there's clearly a theme here. And while it makes sense that somebody with Miquella's powerset - the ability to suppress strong emotions and rid somebody of memories associated with those emotions - would naturally be appealing for mentally ill people or people who find their emotions unbearable, the key parallel here is that Malenia is looked up to by people with physical illnesses, WHILE ALSO SUFFERING FROM A CHRONIC ILLNESS HERSELF. The statue of Malenia and Miquella embracing each-other has always interested me because of their pose. They're both kneeling and Malenia is facing such that the stump where her arm should be is directly shown to us from the front, so your attention is naturally drawn to it; even Miquella's left arm is raised towards it, pointing you in its direction. Physical illnesses can often be extremely obvious to see, and thus easy to portray in a statue. How do you represent "mental illness or emotional distress" in a statue? Emotional distress is often harder to perceive, so it makes sense that we need to look at the statue from behind to see Miquella's. He's actually not hugging or embracing Malenia at all; his hand is held up to his own head..

This is why he sounds like he's going to cry the one time we hear him speak pre-godhood. This is why Ymir, Ansbach, Hornsent and Trina all talk about his emotional turmoil upon discovering his past. This is why the final boss of the DLC is literally his ghost after he committed suicide out of despair, leaving his body parts strewn throughout the land.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:44:25 No.512948793 Report

Quoted By: >>512948931

>>512948530
what happen to her shirt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:46:00 No.512948931 Report

Quoted By:

>>512948793
Ripped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:48:48 No.512949192 Report

Quoted By:

>>512932047
Best part of the DLC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:59:16 No.512950252 Report

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>>512948530
that...doesn't even make sense.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2025 23:59:34 No.512950290 Report

Quoted By: >>512951010 >>512965603

>>512829606
Fuck why is sorcery so shitty what am I doing wrong? which spells are good to use against actual players? I built myself around Darkmoon for just playing through the game but I want a better arsenal for invasions and pvp because people just dodge all my slowass greatsword attacks and sword beams.
I hate that faith got all the cool shit and int is just varying levels of ineffectual blue lasers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:02:50 No.512950620 Report

Quoted By: >>512950705 >>512951523 >>512951639 >>512951887 >>512959054

Fuck the dlc. Messmer is literally just a spam boss. What a joke and look how low the series has gotten. Elden ring is the last souls game I play. I'm done with this bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:03:44 No.512950705 Report

Quoted By: >>512951639

>>512950620
see you in nightreign

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:05:12 No.512950846 Report

Quoted By: >>512950967

despite everything somehow still something managed to fall apart last night

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:06:19 No.512950967 Report

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>>512950846
what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:06:33 No.512950993 Report

Quoted By: >>512951364 >>512951715

>>512948664
Huh, you're right. He's not really hugging her.
I do wonder why they have roots on them though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:06:44 No.512951010 Report

Quoted By: >>512957546

>>512950290
using magic in pvp is turbo gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:09:49 No.512951364 Report

Quoted By:

>>512948664
>>512950993
based connector anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:11:19 No.512951523 Report

Quoted By: >>512951639

>>512950620
messmer is one of the best bosses. get your taste checked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:12:19 No.512951639 Report

Quoted By: >>512957619

>>512950620
>>512950705
>>512951523
so heckin good!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:13:01 No.512951715 Report

Quoted By: >>512951854 >>512951975 >>512952267 >>512952778

>>512950993
Literally rewrites. Miquella's cut ending set in the Haligtree included cutscenes assets (AEG are object models, c are character models - 8902 is Miquella's, same ID as his flashback model in the DLC) called things like "seedling_blood_vessel" and there's cut narration from the same set of files where he beseeches a "young seendling" to grow with his blood. If you look closely the "roots" go up Miquella's arm because they're actually nasty-looking veins. Presumably the seed and blood came out of the veins.

Fromfags keep trying to bury this because it's among the clearest evidence that the DLC plot was sloppy last-second bullshit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:14:02 No.512951854 Report

Quoted By: >>512951975

>>512951715

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:14:19 No.512951887 Report

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>>512950620
He's one of the better ones honestly. Midra is good too, the rest are dogshit though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:15:07 No.512951975 Report

Quoted By: >>512952267

>>512951715
>>512951854

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:17:28 No.512952267 Report

Quoted By:

>>512951715
>>512951975
that's sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:21:53 No.512952778 Report

Quoted By: >>512953914

>>512951715
>Fromfags keep trying to bury this because it's among the clearest evidence that the DLC plot was sloppy last-second bullshit.
I think people(not counting clueless normies, but guys who actually give a fuck) are generally aware that the DLC was originally meant to be 2 separate ones that got merged to save time, and that the Messmer/Marika's past/Hornsent portion is noticeably less rushed than the Miquella/Radahn stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:32:09 No.512953914 Report

Quoted By: >>512957139

>>512952778
i don't think it would be 2 dlcs but instead miquella couldn't fit in the base game (just look how people feel that mountaintops is rushed) and then they added him there, maybe in an alternate reality the haligtree would be mid game instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:38:55 No.512954714 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:42:51 No.512955161 Report

Quoted By: >>512967674 >>512967723 >>512968587 >>512968949 >>512975597

>>512750947
I started writing this. Let me know what you guys think so far. Do note that I never write anything and I'm an ESL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:44:23 No.512955340 Report

Quoted By:

Miquella's story was close to being kino but the dogshit clusterfuck that was Radahn and Mohg's involvement nuked it before it could reach the finish line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:51:11 No.512956057 Report

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Okay I got messmer with mimic tear. Bleed his faggot ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 00:58:05 No.512956751 Report

Quoted By: >>512962526

I want to know more about Elden Ring development

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:01:43 No.512957109 Report

Quoted By: >>512957646 >>512959387 >>512963536

>>512948047
Interest write-up. I also don't like making eye contact due to autism. It's pretty intense and intimate to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:01:58 No.512957139 Report

Quoted By: >>512957646

>>512953914
>i don't think it would be 2 dlcs
NTA but its not opinion, we literally know they wanted to make two but gave up and went for one big one
ngl i understand it considering how long SOTE took and still come out undercooked
imagine they had to make two little openworlds instead of one
we would still be waiting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:06:07 No.512957546 Report

Quoted By:

>>512951010
Blame the game for making respec items finite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:06:46 No.512957619 Report

Quoted By:

>>512951639
I like the boss but tracking in ER is atrocious across the board.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:07:03 No.512957646 Report

Quoted By: >>512961185 >>512962673 >>512964757

>>512957109
hiiii
>>512957139
i believe you but do you have any source for that so i can save it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:19:09 No.512958903 Report

Quoted By: >>512959516

>>512947415
>>512948047
>>512948664
ummm… tl;dr

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:20:46 No.512959054 Report

Quoted By:

>>512950620
> Fuck the dlc.
Agreed.
I do think Messmer was one of the better parts of it though. Still, not worth a two year long wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:24:07 No.512959387 Report

Quoted By: >>512961185

>>512957109
I like making autists like you uncomfortable honestly not out of any ill will but it’s just funny watching you all get fidgety and nervous

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:25:23 No.512959516 Report

Quoted By: >>512991498

>>512958903
Miquella has depression.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:41:35 No.512961185 Report

Quoted By:

>>512957646
If they lighter coloured eyes like blue I feel less intimidated for some reason. As if they are more open and trustworthy in their eyes.

>>512959387
Unless you're a hot chic then you won't have that much of an effect at least not anymore, I've improved. I just stare down the other guy until he looks away first then in my head I am the alpha and I won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:55:01 No.512962526 Report

Quoted By:

>>512956751
Where is that from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 01:56:32 No.512962673 Report

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>>512957646
The source was Lance McDonald iirc, definitely not official but believable

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:05:38 No.512963536 Report

Quoted By:

>>512957109
I like it. Eyes are the window to the soul, you know...

>>512948047
>>512948664
That's interesting for sure. It makes it even more sad they were separated and didn't work together more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:18:27 No.512964757 Report

Quoted By:

>>512957646
https://www.thegamer.com/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-dlc-leaker-two-separate-packs/
https://80.lv/articles/elden-ring-reportedly-planned-two-dlcs-before-combining-them-into-a-major-expansion/
You can also see signs of the awkward meld in the DLC itself. The entire Messmer/Marika's past/Hornsent "half" of the DLC can be totally ignored for Miquella/Radahn's side, to the point where you don't even need to go through Belurat or beat Messmer to access Enir-Elim. It's the same the other way around. Their only points of connection are
>"Oh yeah we already have the Gate of Divinity, we'll run that again."
>"Oh and add the Hornsent to Leda's gang."
Outside of the Hornsent's miniquest nobody on Leda's gang would even mention Messmer or the Hornsent civilization or the Fingers at all btw. If you took him out the Leda Squad wouldn't acknowledge what's going on around them whatsoever, almost like they're meant for a different pocket dimension.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:26:46 No.512965501 Report

Quoted By: >>512965610 >>512965661 >>512966119

>look at this qt rellana
>i'm gonna fuck her step brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:27:50 No.512965603 Report

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>>512950290
Slicer + Swift Shard for fast spells that easily hit people.
Gavel of Haima and Carian Piercer for strong melee spells that are either good at rollcatching or trading with hyperarmor.
Star Shower for a hard to fully dodge ranged spell that deals good damage.
Gravitational Missile for dealing absurd amounts of AOE damage + knockdown, you can either use it normally or aim at the floor to instantly detonate it, pair it with a Meteorite Staff in the other hand for a 30% damage bonus.
Comet to deal massive damage to people at range who get locked into long animations, basically a way to heavily punish players spamming spells and ranged ashes or running away to heal.
Cannon of Haima to blast people from very long ranges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:27:56 No.512965610 Report

Quoted By: >>512967087

>>512965501
Is Ranni supposed to be a newborn here? She looks closer to like 4-5 years old, why is her mom cradling her like she gave birth less than 24 hours ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:28:29 No.512965661 Report

Quoted By: >>512965789

>>512965501
That picture is impossibly fucking cute oh my god

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:29:49 No.512965789 Report

Quoted By: >>512966787

>>512965661
Have more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:33:31 No.512966119 Report

Quoted By:

>>512965501
step brother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:34:29 No.512966215 Report

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https://x.com/MangaMoguraRE/status/1779069634915819746
Whatever happened to this? Does anyone know?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:35:13 No.512966276 Report

Quoted By: >>512966416

Why yes I will post more fanart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:36:36 No.512966416 Report

Quoted By: >>512966571

>>512966276
She looks like she has a hidden sadistic streak she takes out on Thiollier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:38:02 No.512966571 Report

Quoted By: >>512966692

>>512966416
i'm thiollier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:39:13 No.512966679 Report

Quoted By: >>512970176

I recently beat the game so I ritualistically scanned the booru from when the DLC was announced and am working toward present day. Have some more art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:39:22 No.512966692 Report

Quoted By:

>>512966571
She takes it out on you by getting you beaten to death by Radahn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:40:22 No.512966787 Report

Quoted By: >>512966826 >>512967040

>>512965789
Never mind it’s not that cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:40:47 No.512966826 Report

Quoted By: >>512967040

>>512966787
t. Rellana

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:42:59 No.512967040 Report

Quoted By:

>>512966787
>every single aunt/uncle reaction when their niece/nephew grows up into a lanklet teen with mood issues and extra set of arms
>>512966826
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:43:30 No.512967087 Report

Quoted By:

>>512965610
The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just pick up your child whenever
They can be an adult too, nothings stopping you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:44:45 No.512967236 Report

Quoted By: >>512967580 >>512967610 >>512971451

Do you guys think Rykard tortured squirrels and shit as a kid, it kinda fits his groove

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:48:39 No.512967580 Report

Quoted By: >>512972206

>>512967236
No but Miquella's defining childhood memory is 100% an event where he came across a wounded animal and tried to heal it but didn't know how to because his powers weren't developed enough yet. And he marches off with Malenia(Already noticeably taller than him, but not so much that anyone finds it concerning. Not yet.) at his side fretting that Mom's probably busy and doesn't like being bothered when she's busy and, and, and a perfumer would be just as good...

Only for Marika to decide this is a "teachable moment" for a demigod who can't afford to grow up soft, and to reach over to the wounded cat/puppy and snap its neck while Miquella screams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:49:02 No.512967610 Report

Quoted By:

>>512967236
I figure if he did do things like that, it'd be more to see what happens/how they react (and would later develop into his attitude during being an inquisitor) rather than out of meanness for the animal, he'd just like view it as something less enough that it doesn't matter how it feels

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:49:43 No.512967674 Report

Quoted By: >>512968130

>>512955161
it's pretty good for a first time effort anon
>I'm an ESL
just curious but where are you from? your grammar errors feel REALLY familiar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:50:17 No.512967723 Report

Quoted By: >>512967778 >>512968587

>>512955161

>>512770817
>>512771754
>>512774298
>>512774521

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:50:53 No.512967778 Report

Quoted By: >>512967929

>>512967723
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:51:38 No.512967842 Report

Quoted By: >>512968047

11 days left.
Either From nets its redemption arc somehow or reveals it has fully surrendered to slopmaxxing under the purview of Marketing majors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:52:29 No.512967929 Report

Quoted By: >>512968467

>>512967778
I wanted your thoughts on what I wrote so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:53:36 No.512968047 Report

Quoted By:

>>512967842
Didnt they get bought out by SNOY[TM] theres literally zero chance they make it through the next ten years without turning into a cuckshow
>Either From nets its redemption arc
What redemption arc all the millions of normies who played because their Tiktoker and Twitch streamer told them to said its the best dlc ever made (right before moving on to the next CURRENT THING a week later)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:54:32 No.512968130 Report

Quoted By: >>512968221 >>512968417

>>512967674
Thanks. And I'm european, that's all I'll say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:55:31 No.512968221 Report

Quoted By: >>512968646

>>512968130
>And I'm european
Salaam alaikum, habibi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:57:24 No.512968417 Report

Quoted By: >>512968646

>>512968130
>And I'm european, that's all I'll say.
who did you vote for in the turkiye elections? you DID mail your ballot right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:57:58 No.512968467 Report

Quoted By: >>512968646

>>512967929
Oh, hum.
I'm certainly curious, but honestly I don't know Messmer that much. Marika sounds extremely manipulative, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:59:17 No.512968587 Report

Quoted By: >>512970771

>>512955161
>>512967723
Not any of those anons but the ESL stuff kind of fucks it up. The not-dialogue stuff is ok but the dialogue portions read way more awkwardly. Its a good effort though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 02:59:54 No.512968646 Report

Quoted By: >>512968796 >>512968997

>>512968221
That's arabic.
>>512968417
I don't care about voting.
>>512968467
You really gotta play the DLC to know what she did to Messmer. It's kinda fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:01:30 No.512968796 Report

Quoted By: >>512970771

>>512968646
I already can't beat the base game, the DLC would just destroy me. Also, don't bother answering to the Amerifats, they have no clue about the rest of the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:01:42 No.512968819 Report

Quoted By: >>512969264

I can't believe Marika blackmailed, gaslit, browbeat and manipulated Messmer into impregnating her in order to get back at Radagon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:03:08 No.512968949 Report

Quoted By: >>512970771

>>512955161
I like the idea a lot, it reminds me of like the part in Hellboy with Nimue and the envoy
There's probably like tweaks I'd make in terms of like editing but that's mostly personal taste, like using names less often and using he and she, but that's just me
I wanna see more though, it'scool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:03:38 No.512968997 Report

Quoted By:

>>512968646
>Missing the joke this badly on two counts
My bad, you can only be a true German

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:06:18 No.512969264 Report

Quoted By:

>>512968819
I can

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:14:53 No.512970109 Report

Quoted By: >>512972046

If Marika were my mom, I would rape her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:15:33 No.512970176 Report

Quoted By: >>512970293 >>512970381

>>512966679

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:16:44 No.512970293 Report

Quoted By: >>512970457 >>512970506

>>512970176
where's melimeli?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:17:34 No.512970381 Report

Quoted By: >>512972709

>>512970176

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:18:25 No.512970457 Report

Quoted By: >>512972121

>>512970293
Taking the picture, fool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:18:53 No.512970506 Report

Quoted By:

>>512970293
so easily forgotten...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:21:27 No.512970771 Report

Quoted By:

>>512968587
>the dialgoue portions read way more awkwardly
Fuck. I'll be honest I have no idea how I would fix that. I thought it was okay-ish.
>>512968796
Why not install seamless co op and get a friend to help you?
>>512968949
>like using names less often and using he and she
I'll take that into consideration, thank you. I will try to finish this for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:23:20 No.512970947 Report

Quoted By: >>512971136 >>512972301

[21040000] I am Radahn.
[21040100] Born of red-maned Radagon, and Rennala of the Full Moon.
[21040200] A lion bred for battle.

So why were these lines removed? Actually I can't even find them, were they never recorded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:25:25 No.512971136 Report

Quoted By: >>512972301

>>512970947
They just exist in text, yeah
As for why they were removed ehhhhhhhhhhhh

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:29:05 No.512971451 Report

Quoted By: >>512971849

>>512967236
That's fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:34:02 No.512971849 Report

Quoted By: >>512972425 >>512972493 >>512973813 >>512974342 >>512974662

>>512971451
Most people tortured animals when atleast they were little, it's about what age you grow out of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:36:26 No.512972046 Report

Quoted By: >>512972183 >>512972362

>>512970109
If Marika were your mom you couldn't possibly rape her because for it to be "rape" instead of just "sex" she would need to be against it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:37:19 No.512972121 Report

Quoted By: >>512972186

>>512970457
Nope, photo was taken by a Liurnian passersby. The gang left Meli-Meli at home because she was too smelli-smelli.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:37:57 No.512972183 Report

Quoted By:

>>512972046
aww man, you're right
man I love my mommy Marika...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:38:00 No.512972186 Report

Quoted By:

>>512972121
It's sad but it's true!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:38:11 No.512972206 Report

Quoted By:

>>512967580
That’s fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:39:36 No.512972301 Report

Quoted By:

>>512970947
>>512971136
I think they wrote the lines and then were like
>Shit isn't this guy supposed to be borderline insensate and totally schizo because of the Rot turning all the shit between his ears into fungus? Nvm get rid of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:40:17 No.512972362 Report

Quoted By: >>512972451

>>512972046
What if it were Morgott or Mohg though? She's be against that

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:41:06 No.512972425 Report

Quoted By:

>>512971849
Not true, though one time I left a frog in a barrel and it froze to death overnight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:41:30 No.512972451 Report

Quoted By: >>512972664

>>512972362
nta but she spent most of her youth taking entire football fields' worth of hornsent cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:41:54 No.512972493 Report

Quoted By:

>>512971849
It’s true. I admittedly probably took it a bit too far but I feel bad about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:44:15 No.512972664 Report

Quoted By: >>512972802

>>512972451
Sauce?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:44:44 No.512972709 Report

Quoted By: >>512973235 >>512974012

>>512970381

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:46:01 No.512972802 Report

Quoted By:

>>512972664
It's a coomer headcanon based entirely on the Hornsent Grandam calling her a "strumpet" derisively in one line of dialogue.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:51:17 No.512973235 Report

Quoted By: >>512973629 >>512974361 >>512975069

>>512972709

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:55:59 No.512973629 Report

Quoted By:

>>512973235
Please god I need to bust in marikas crumbling holy pussy and make her carry my children to term

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 04 Feb 2025 03:58:35 No.512973813 Report

Quoted By: >>512979059

>>512971849
That's really fucked up. I never hurt any animals, unless you count cutting a worm in half with a shovel cause my sisters told me both halves would keep wiggling. I had a little maniac shit head "friend," that thought it was funny to scoop live guppies out of their fish tank and toss them into the fireplace because of the popping sound they made in the fire. I stopped hanging out with him after that, but he remained great friends with my sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:01:09 No.512974012 Report

Quoted By: >>512974230

>>512972709
>Bro what if Morgott reversed his entire momma's boy characterization and recognized the Tarnished without needing a bossfight and everyone was happy
Why are chinks such Morgott fans? Even their yumes glaze him endlessly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:03:46 No.512974230 Report

Quoted By:

>>512974012
the really funny thing is it implies godfrey never gets revived

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:05:25 No.512974342 Report

Quoted By:

>>512971849
>Most people tortured animals when atleast they were little

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:05:36 No.512974361 Report

Quoted By: >>512974620 >>512977304

>>512973235

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:07:40 No.512974529 Report

Quoted By: >>512993326

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:08:41 No.512974620 Report

Quoted By: >>512974806

>>512974361
I love her art, it's so goofy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:09:20 No.512974662 Report

Quoted By: >>512979183

>>512971849
I only tortured ugly insects (spiders, worms, ants, silverfish). Ladybugs and snails are cool tho

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:09:44 No.512974691 Report

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:11:04 No.512974806 Report

Quoted By: >>512974971 >>512975145

>>512974620
Do you know this artist? What is this comic about?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:12:05 No.512974898 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:13:03 No.512974971 Report

Quoted By: >>512975145

>>512974806
It's fandom shipping discourse brainrot
TLDR teenage girls can't decide between "omg it's so hot I love it" and "yikes this is so hecking problematic and LITERALLY promoting rape irl" and they seesaw between the pro-shipping and anti-shipping stuff like a metronome.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:14:23 No.512975069 Report

Quoted By:

>>512973235
So gransax totally leveled the original lower city and, the walls around the manor and lower leyndell are new right? Because I find it impossible that he managed to stab a minor erdtree sized spear into the city and not a damn thing happened damage wise. The walls look pristine, and the only damage to the wall around the manor is the one where his wing fell off his corpse, that we climb to get higher into the city

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:15:19 No.512975145 Report

Quoted By:

>>512974806
Not personally, I just meant it's cool
About what that's about, it's either about >>512974971 though I think it's more likely just about how sometimes you commission someone and the art ends up not looking very good so you later on say that and the artist sees unfortunately and it's embarassing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:17:11 No.512975289 Report

Quoted By: >>512975389 >>512977457

What is her obsession with the Godskins?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:18:22 No.512975389 Report

Quoted By: >>512975543 >>512979325

>>512975289
>why would a chink YOOMer be obsessed with the tall lanklet pale guy that she can headcanon as her hubby
cant imagine why

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:20:14 No.512975543 Report

Quoted By:

>>512975389
OK it's starting to make sense. I don't get the Morgott love though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:20:53 No.512975597 Report

Quoted By: >>512975941 >>512976715 >>512977823

>>512955161
ChatGPT Rephrase, "text", Archaism, "word", Again;
https://openl.io/translate/shakespearean;
shakespeare-translator-om.netlify.app;
folger.edu/explore/shakespeares-works/alls-well-that-ends-well/read;
youtu.be/6_qz26I88mw?si=zqrpWXFXiSFX5ouG;
shakespeareswords.com/Public/LanguageCompanion/ThemesAndTopics.aspx?TopicId=40;
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/EldenRingTheHouseOfTheErdtree
*"Thou" was used primarily between people of equal status or when addressing a person of lower rank; "you" is formal, used by those of lower status addressing their superiors.
Archaic insults:
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html
https://ergofabulous.org/luther/insult-list.php

I don't notice any awful ESL, I'm ESL myself, but that should be "As thou hath requested", I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:24:56 No.512975941 Report

Quoted By: >>512976287 >>512976714

>>512975597
Am I having a stroke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:29:44 No.512976287 Report

Quoted By:

>>512975941
Don't cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:35:22 No.512976714 Report

Quoted By:

>>512975941
Cum if you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:35:24 No.512976715 Report

Quoted By: >>512977036 >>512979471

>>512975597
>Using AIslop for writefagging
Sovlless

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:39:07 No.512977036 Report

Quoted By:

>>512976715
ChatGPT works okay for simple phrases. For convoluted phrases openl works better, but I still change the suggestions. ChatGPT works fantastic for the archaism of a single word , though. And tell it "Again", if you don't like the one it came up with. Sovlful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:39:19 No.512977054 Report

Quoted By: >>512977393

Evens cum
Odds don't cum

Layla (She/They) !xQ8/qUObN.

Layla (She/They) !xQ8/qUObN. Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:41:58 No.512977285 Report

Quoted By: >>512977951

Shut the hell up Madison you ratchet bitch

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:42:12 No.512977304 Report

Quoted By: >>512977471 >>512978226

>>512974361

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:43:26 No.512977393 Report

Quoted By:

>>512977054
No

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:44:14 No.512977457 Report

Quoted By: >>512979001 >>512979873

>>512975289

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:44:24 No.512977471 Report

Quoted By:

>>512977304
What is the miquella cross even supposed to be?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:44:50 No.512977519 Report

Quoted By: >>512979471 >>512979873

>Wtf... /erg/ isn't shitted up and is talking normally? QUICKLY! I MUST PUT ON MY TRIPCODE AND TRY TO BAIT THE ATTENTIONWHORE AGAIN! RALLY THE /DSG/TROONCORD!
Kill yourself offtopic nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:46:52 No.512977689 Report

Quoted By: >>512978086

Why does Dryleaf Dane join leda
The description implies that the Dryleafs was a monk order that were planning on how to keep the Golden Order's teachings even after the Erdtree stops giving blessings
I feel like killing the Elden Lord and joining Miquella pretty obviously goes against the golden order

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:48:33 No.512977823 Report

Quoted By: >>512977937 >>512977940 >>512979984

>>512975597
>Soon his cloak flaps open as he springs and sweeps across the arena, charging at you and cracking the ground underneath from the sudden injection of heat.

>His orb combusts beneath the pressure, the air bursting ablaze in waves at his pouncing, while his other hand twirls and thrusts his fiery spearhead at your contour mercilessly.

>He stalks you down. Quickly you roll, snuffing out candles, the searing sting of molten wax grazing your back. You retreat, anticipating his onslaught's break—and land a blow at the first opening, hoping you can stagger him.

>He flashes in and out of sight, his svelte form jumping and jabbing you tirelessly. His spear undulates back and forth, as if red ribbons, dancing in a whirlwind of fire. You strike him with brute force, knocking stone like a sledgehammer and still he fades, piercing you endlessly like a mosquito.

>He seems to evade further attacks, shifting fast to flaming jabs, but your boldness is rewarded with your sword finding purchase in a slash into his stomach, the ecstasy almost orgasmic, tickling your throat and tongue. You lunge inwards and pierce him fully, cracking him open with a twist, a heaving choke leaving his mouth. Pulp gushes from your rough pull, making sure to cut him downwards, blood spurting profusely from his midriff and following his sways as splatters.

>Your nostrils flare, absorbed in the moment. His suffering invigorates you. It lifts your spirits you could best him.

>His hips swirl with each rhythmic maneuver of his angered spearhead, the shimmering chainmail falling onto his waist moreso resembling the coins on a belly dancer. It's alluring, to say the least.

>His spinning swipe narrowly misses, prompting you to venture beneath him, hacking at his flesh to mince meat, then withdraw from his assault. Ripples of red swell from his hand, before he darts above your head and plunges his lance in your back, leaving a charring incision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:50:04 No.512977937 Report

Quoted By: >>512979984

>>512977823

>He tugs it out victoriously, his long, wavy locks jumping underneath the helm at the ripping force, his forehead tall. The sheer adrenaline blocks pain; you feel so blissful you could moan. You want him to mangle you–chop you up to smithereens...

>He swings back on one knee and you tumble as he stands. He repositions, casting fire and spinning wildly, yet too far to cause you harm. Recklessly, you intercept the tail end of his attack, resulting in more blood spilling from his ruptured abdomen.

>Immediately you step back, taking a sip from your flask and making sure to note the pools.

>He bends and hurls a flaming spear, his snakes following in tandem, then quickly flicks to call it back, wheeling the tip to your side and back, but it proves to be a miss.

>His frustration is apparent. His moves are becoming more desperate, more destructive, but his concentration's waning. You're wearing him down, wearing him thin. Milking him for every drop of blood he has and slashing him deeper every time.

>Each poke seems to register more, and each stab turns his muscles weaker, sloppier, until your jousting turns to hemorrhage. Before long, you find yourself nearing the halfway point to his slaughter.

>You sprint towards him, past his rain of spears, rolling swiftly left and right–you strike with precision, piercing him whenever open. Piecemeal, you break him down, tenderising his long legs and slicing them strip by strip until you hit bone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:50:08 No.512977940 Report

Quoted By:

>>512977823
Most of that doesn't make sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:50:19 No.512977951 Report

Quoted By:

>>512977285
Leave her alone you bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:52:03 No.512978086 Report

Quoted By: >>512978137

>>512977689
Miquella was basically just bringing back the Golden Order. It makes sense Dryleaf would join up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:52:39 No.512978137 Report

Quoted By: >>512981060

>>512978086
>Miquella was basically just bringing back the Golden Order
How do you figure?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 04:53:51 No.512978226 Report

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>>512977304

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:03:43 No.512979001 Report

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>>512977457
Girls are so weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:04:41 No.512979059 Report

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>>512973813
he and your sister probably boned due to his high test energy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:05:05 No.512979094 Report

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:06:13 No.512979183 Report

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>>512974662
hey, ants are kinda cool…
fuck silverfish doe yeah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:07:25 No.512979254 Report

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>>512979094

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:08:18 No.512979325 Report

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>>512975389
>the tall lanklet pale guy
this
they love them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:08:43 No.512979363 Report

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:09:49 No.512979471 Report

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>>512976715
>>512977519
Tsmt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:10:16 No.512979510 Report

Quoted By: >>512979534 >>512979885 >>512989328

>>512979254

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:10:34 No.512979534 Report

Quoted By: >>512980050

>>512979510
Thiollier a cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:10:47 No.512979558 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:10:55 No.512979567 Report

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>>512979363
Cant see the camera from that angle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:12:11 No.512979661 Report

Quoted By: >>512979779 >>512979883

>>512979094
Why is Miguel so smol..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:13:49 No.512979779 Report

Quoted By: >>512986526

>>512979661
Malenia got scarlet rot as a curse and Miquella got being submissive and breedable as a curse

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:15:03 No.512979873 Report

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>>512977519
>>512977457
She wanted this...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:15:08 No.512979883 Report

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>>512979661
>Why is Miguel so smol..
*for a demigod. He's still taller than the Tarnished.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:15:09 No.512979885 Report

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>>512979510

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:16:20 No.512979984 Report

Quoted By: >>512980921

>>512977823
>>512977937
pick up the book, varreslut.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:17:11 No.512980050 Report

Quoted By: >>512980117 >>512980146

>>512979534

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:18:03 No.512980117 Report

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>>512980050
he looks like he gets fucking curbstomped by radahn lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:18:24 No.512980146 Report

Quoted By: >>512980189

>>512980050
He out wet tissued Diallos
He's like a dissolved tissue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:18:56 No.512980189 Report

Quoted By: >>512980292

>>512980146
In the industry we call characters like Thiollier "soggy"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:19:13 No.512980214 Report

Quoted By: >>512980429 >>512980446 >>512995491

psst hey anon
level arcane instead of vig

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:20:14 No.512980292 Report

Quoted By: >>512980328

>>512980189
I was going to say soaked but that has different connotation

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:20:40 No.512980328 Report

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>>512980292
Soaked is what he makes you

Layla (She/They) !xQ8/qUObN.

Layla (She/They) !xQ8/qUObN. Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:22:08 No.512980429 Report

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>>512980214
This. Arcane (and dex) is all you need

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:22:26 No.512980446 Report

Quoted By: >>512980481 >>512980527

>>512980214
Why does Ansbach's mask have multiple eyes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:22:46 No.512980481 Report

Quoted By: >>512980820

>>512980446
Drip never takes a back seat to functionality

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:23:17 No.512980527 Report

Quoted By: >>512980820

>>512980446
Read moar, tarnished.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:24:31 No.512980596 Report

Quoted By: >>512981857

>Artposting
I miss illustracion anon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:27:31 No.512980820 Report

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>>512980527
>>512980481
I just started writing up a whole thing about like how since he knew Gideon and Gideon's whole get up has the ear thing, that they might be related in such a way that his mask focused on eyes and Gideon's ears in some sort of weird sensory focused aesthetics
Until I remembered that that was entirely not true at all and I was thinking of Selvius and fanfictions/headcanons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:28:18 No.512980872 Report

Quoted By: >>512980953 >>512981683 >>512981754

Kimchibros...what does this say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:28:59 No.512980921 Report

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>>512979984
Huge bimbo fetish
https://vocaroo.com/1n0WDLLdFbe4

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:29:19 No.512980953 Report

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>>512980872

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:30:45 No.512981060 Report

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>>512978137
I can't see anything genuinely different with his order than Marika's for the majority. He'll give more lip service to the Misbegotten, Omen, and might try to rebuild the Hornsent civilization, but none of that is dramatically different other than the Hornsent. Those who live in death will still be treated the same, and Destined Death will be sealed away.

Miquella is just taking Marika's place with his own ideals. He'll still wage war on others who don't want to join him (that's what Radahn is for).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:38:39 No.512981646 Report

Quoted By: >>512981982 >>512982150

I self insert as Thiollier

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:38:40 No.512981648 Report

Quoted By: >>512981797 >>512981983

Does five extra points of Arcane do much for bleed buildup if you don't have much Arcane to begin with? Or is bleed buildup something you'll only see returns with if you focus on ARC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:39:10 No.512981683 Report

Quoted By:

>>512980872
"My [loved] other half
Please don't be a god
You don't have to try to save me anymore"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:40:04 No.512981754 Report

Quoted By: >>512986526

>>512980872
Isnt this the Miquella rape manhwa artist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:40:33 No.512981797 Report

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>>512981648
Yeah, arc matters a lot if you want more bleed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:41:11 No.512981857 Report

Quoted By: >>512982641

>>512980596

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:42:48 No.512981982 Report

Quoted By: >>512983816

>>512981646
Cuuuute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:42:49 No.512981983 Report

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>>512981648
Iirc its like per weapon, not an intrinsic thing of the stat or your character itself, so it varies a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:45:15 No.512982150 Report

Quoted By: >>512983816

>>512981646
Thioller tries to self insert as other characters but ends up circling back to being sad and knowing he cant be someone else
Honk honk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:50:04 No.512982492 Report

Quoted By: >>512982556 >>512982708

Thiollier self-inserts into St. Trina

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:50:52 No.512982556 Report

Quoted By: >>512982708

>>512982492
He wishes and thinks about that in anger but then self flagellates himself mentally and emotionally about wishing that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:52:01 No.512982641 Report

Quoted By: >>512983249

>>512981857

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:53:05 No.512982708 Report

Quoted By: >>512986426

>>512982492
>>512982556
TRVTHNVKE INBOUND: actually he gets wet dreams about Trina and wakes up ashamed but actually she was in his dreams, it was her for real and not just his dream imagination and she finds it funny whenever he starts getting guilty after waking up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 05:57:21 No.512983032 Report

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https://voca.ro/1iqX1jITJIhI
do you guys like my newest song

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:00:38 No.512983249 Report

Quoted By: >>512983329 >>512985085

>>512982641
Im mad that if you do his quest, which you'll likely do if you like him, then you miss out on my favorite line from him and one of the best lines in the game
>Witless Tarnished...
>Why covet Destined Death?
>To kill... what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:01:53 No.512983329 Report

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>>512983249
I'm just annoyed there isn't more to it, because it's a pretty long fucking quest with how spread out the deathroots are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:08:50 No.512983816 Report

Quoted By:

>>512981982
Will you be my St. Trina?
>>512982150
He doesn't self insert as other characters. He knows he's weak as a kitten and thick as two planks but he tries his best anyways. Even though he's a pussy and you can hear the quiver in his voice, he still mans up and joins you and Ansbach to fight Leda+allies and Radahn to fulfill his St. Trina's wish. That's pretty brave I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:09:10 No.512983830 Report

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10 more days. How are we feeling bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:11:41 No.512984014 Report

Quoted By: >>512984097 >>512984115

Should I do NG+ or a fresh character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:13:08 No.512984097 Report

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>>512984014
fresh character

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:13:21 No.512984115 Report

Quoted By: >>512985174

>>512984014
How much do you want to grind?

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:22:55 No.512984765 Report

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>>512979059
Not sure which of them I feel worse for in that situation, since they're both such vile pieces of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:25:45 No.512984947 Report

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>>512948047
Hope your psych professor likes this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:28:24 No.512985085 Report

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>>512983249
I'm not a furry but

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:29:39 No.512985174 Report

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>>512984115
I really do hate grinding and having to re-find all the shit like memory stones, talisman slots, etc probably would be very bothersome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:36:32 No.512985542 Report

Quoted By: >>512992501

Did you know Miyazaki googled "evil" on wikipedia and he saw this and he said "this is the one".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:39:45 No.512985767 Report

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just got elden ring the other day
holy fucking shit it's kicking my ass more than any of the souls games

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:40:33 No.512985824 Report

Quoted By: >>512986609

>>512883119
>they move and attack nothing alike
>but they are both inspired by vampire Zodd with dual sword so that means they are the same boss
you trannies are deranged

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:42:43 No.512985943 Report

Quoted By: >>512986075 >>512986518 >>512986549 >>512986926 >>512987270 >>512989191

what's a good early 2handed weapon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:44:57 No.512986075 Report

Quoted By:

>>512985943
Lordsworn greatsword

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:50:12 No.512986426 Report

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>>512982708
nothing truthful about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:51:34 No.512986518 Report

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>>512985943
Lordsworn greatsword or claymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:51:43 No.512986526 Report

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>>512979779
Stop the gay
>>512981754
Pretty sure there’s more than one of those

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:52:06 No.512986549 Report

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>>512985943
Blasphemous Blade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:53:14 No.512986609 Report

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>>512985824
What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:57:19 No.512986886 Report

Quoted By: >>512988042

OH NO NO NO PRAWNBROS NOT LIKE THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 06:57:53 No.512986926 Report

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>>512985943
misericorde

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:00:28 No.512987076 Report

Quoted By: >>512987792 >>512988515

How scary is Mini-Malenia that mindless stone zombies just run away from their duty after seeing her go through the guards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:03:22 No.512987270 Report

Quoted By:

>>512985943
Zweihander
Large Club

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:12:10 No.512987792 Report

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>>512987076
is there a site where the pages aren't scrambled? i stopped following the manga like a year ago or more because the scenes were all over the place on every site i found it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:16:40 No.512988042 Report

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>>512986886
No wtf those piece of shit sorcerers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:24:48 No.512988515 Report

Quoted By: >>512991498

>>512987076
Its not that shes scary, its that they cant stand her smell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:34:46 No.512989069 Report

Quoted By: >>512989431 >>512989443 >>512989527

Any good Elden Ring speedrunners?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:36:57 No.512989191 Report

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>>512985943
Greataxe you can find it literally as you start the game good poise damage good reach decent weapon art decent requirements

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:39:20 No.512989328 Report

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>>512979510
Leda!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:41:16 No.512989431 Report

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>>512989069
Those dont exist because none of the ER speedrunners have truly beat the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:41:27 No.512989443 Report

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>>512989069
I like LilAggy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:42:35 No.512989527 Report

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>>512989069
Skumnut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:44:30 No.512989639 Report

Quoted By: >>512989724 >>512989814 >>512989924 >>512989982 >>512990056

should i play dark souls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:45:55 No.512989724 Report

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>>512989639
Yeah. All From games are unironically breddy gud and worth your time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:47:20 No.512989814 Report

Quoted By: >>512989907

>>512989639
you shoulda played em before eldie ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:48:39 No.512989907 Report

Quoted By: >>512989981

>>512989814
Only if you like playing games in rising order of quality

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:49:05 No.512989924 Report

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>>512989639
I played the first dark souls before playing Elden ring and it’s a genuinely great game, plus Elden rings improvements to movement and just about every aspect of the game will make you appreciate it more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:49:56 No.512989981 Report

Quoted By: >>512990057 >>512990580

>>512989907
but dark souls 2 is worse than 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:49:57 No.512989982 Report

Quoted By:

>>512989639
play code vein instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:51:17 No.512990056 Report

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>>512989639
Sure, the games are alright. Nowhere near as good as ER though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:51:17 No.512990057 Report

Quoted By: >>512990120

>>512989981
I just lump together all the dark souls games as 1 thing, I meant in the same way that sometimes starting at the best game can be a problem becuase it makes everything after feel bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:51:29 No.512990070 Report

Quoted By: >>512991140

NEW NIGHTREIGN LEAKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 07:52:14 No.512990120 Report

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>>512990057
you're so retarded maddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:00:46 No.512990580 Report

Quoted By:

>>512989981
>t. XP was better than Windows 7!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:08:06 No.512990983 Report

Quoted By: >>512991154

I find it funny that the prisoner starting class starts out with an estoc and is clearly a man in the iron mask reference, making it the most “advance” class. Dudes in the 17th century while the other classes are medieval knights or barbarians

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:11:19 No.512991140 Report

Quoted By:

>>512990070
what game is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:11:38 No.512991154 Report

Quoted By: >>512991251

>>512990983
Whats that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:13:25 No.512991251 Report

Quoted By: >>512991398

>>512991154
I’m being autistic about how his starting equipment and references all point to him being a solid 100-200 years ahead of the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:16:17 No.512991398 Report

Quoted By: >>512991585 >>512991727

>>512991251
No I know that I just dont know what that is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:17:53 No.512991498 Report

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>>512959516
Obviously. What's crucial is knowing the reason he's depressed. The REAL reason.

>>512988515
Nothing else in the world smells like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:19:32 No.512991585 Report

Quoted By: >>512991742 >>512992398

>>512991398
It's a book, The Man in the Iron Mask

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:22:07 No.512991727 Report

Quoted By: >>512992398 >>512992403

>>512991398
Oh my bad dude, the man in the iron mask is a book from way back when about the twin brother of the French king in the 1600s, who was imprisoned in an iron mask to prevent a succession dispute. Lines up extremely well with the prisoner set’s description

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:22:20 No.512991742 Report

Quoted By:

>>512991585
what do you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:33:41 No.512992398 Report

Quoted By:

>>512991727
>>512991585
Thank you, I understand now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:33:45 No.512992403 Report

Quoted By: >>512992576

>>512991727
Cool!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:35:41 No.512992501 Report

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>>512985542
He has access to the internet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:36:57 No.512992576 Report

Quoted By: >>512992913

>>512992403
Honestly I’d recommend it. It’s a shorter read than a lot of Dumas’ other books (he was paid for each chapter lmao) and from what I can tell miyazaki seems to be a big fan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:43:23 No.512992913 Report

Quoted By: >>512993140

>>512992576
>name is literally "Dumbass"
I'm NOT reading that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:47:51 No.512993140 Report

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>>512992913
You are going to read Alex Dumbass and you are going to like it and compliment the French the entire time. Or I’ll have my way with you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:49:39 No.512993237 Report

Quoted By: >>512993664 >>512993834 >>512995370

played this game hundreds of times and i still struggle on margit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:50:58 No.512993308 Report

Quoted By: >>512993414

i have no fucking clue where to go first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:51:10 No.512993326 Report

Quoted By:

>>512974529
cool mp4 anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:52:45 No.512993414 Report

Quoted By:

>>512993308
Follow the yellow arrows

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:56:59 No.512993664 Report

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>>512993237
His move set is kinda cheesy and the delayed attacks are always tricky to get used to, especially since the bosses you most likely faced before that point are the misbegotten in castle morne and the dumbass Beastman of faram azula. And maybe the ancestor spirit and dragonkin in siofra

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:59:54 No.512993834 Report

Quoted By:

>>512993237
it's his offhand attacks that really fuck me up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:08:09 No.512994261 Report

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>offhand
>weapon is still clearly in the hand
Is the word stupid on purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:16:55 No.512994763 Report

Quoted By: >>512994898

I’m a newbie who thinks crossbows are cool and I want one, however I can’t get over how dumb our character looks holding one in one hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:19:40 No.512994898 Report

Quoted By: >>512994962

>>512994763
Why not twohand it then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:20:55 No.512994962 Report

Quoted By: >>512995286

>>512994898
I like the idea of flame spells in my other hand, I’ll probably two hand it, knight archers with crossbows are an absolutely kino atheistic to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:27:13 No.512995286 Report

Quoted By: >>512995509

>>512994962
Roleplay god

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:28:42 No.512995370 Report

Quoted By:

>>512993237
it's simple
summon and range/bleed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:31:24 No.512995491 Report

Quoted By: >>512999491

>>512980214
Sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:31:33 No.512995505 Report

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Vaati is the best from software games lore content creator. If you are too lazy to read all that shit in the game just watch Vaati videos and you will know everything you need. All those 3-8 hours essays overanalyzing some statue or painting is bullshit and fanfiction at best.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:31:35 No.512995509 Report

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>>512995286
Every souls game and rpg I’ve ever played I have capped myself in the name of atheistic and I’m not stopping now

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:33:01 No.512995596 Report

Quoted By: >>512995751 >>512996568

what's the best starting gift?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:35:31 No.512995751 Report

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>>512995596
Will to live.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:50:16 No.512996568 Report

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>>512995596
golden sneed

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:53:17 No.512996728 Report

Quoted By: >>512996957 >>512997056 >>512997486

i really want to like elden ring but i can't stand open world games

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:57:34 No.512996957 Report

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>>512996728
THEN FUCK OFF BACK TO DARK SOULS STUPID DSG TROON

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:59:34 No.512997056 Report

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>>512996728
I like the open world in Elden Ring more than most open world games but I get choice paralysis a lot

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:02:23 No.512997197 Report

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should i go north or south first?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:02:45 No.512997213 Report

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>>512997197
South

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:05:01 No.512997327 Report

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what starting class is easiest in early game?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:08:16 No.512997486 Report

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>>512996728
i never got the feeling that elden ring is an open world game, despite it having that tag
the "open world" in ER is more like a buffer zone between actual content and a few randomly placed mini/bosses

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:09:26 No.512997553 Report

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>>512997527
>>512997527
>>512997527

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:10:09 No.512997585 Report

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>>512997327
the one which pumps vigor exclusively until it hits 40, then 60 later on
prisoner/astrologer, but the 40 vig rule still applies

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:25:10 No.512998364 Report

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>>512832672
>Bro Miyazaki forgot about Godwyn and put Radahn by mistake
you are legitimately retarded

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:28:04 No.512998548 Report

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>>512998364
I talked to him.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:33:02 No.512998823 Report

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damn my pc do not LIKE Rauh

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:33:22 No.512998848 Report

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>>512831361
Vaati is retarded and unironically banked on Godwyn showing up because he is low IQ and takes the most low hanging fruit theories online and mashes them.

I correctly predicted Godwyn not being in the DLC because... he has an ending and his assassination already concerns the Finger readers and Ranni more than Miquella's Fundamentalism period and his trying to complete his death.

I also correctly predicted Miquella's resurrection and him and Radahn being the final bosses, because the base game already explains Rot is tied to rebirth.

Those who pretend lore is nonexistant are actual retards. but Vaati is a big reason why they feel vendicated. There's dozens of better lore channels, and Vaatividya never correctly explained neither Dark Souls 3 nor base game Elden Ring.

Best he can do is read Fandom and Lowkey Souls lore.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:39:24 No.512999192 Report

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>>512832869
>In an interview Miyazaki said he thought Radahn was the coolest and polls of nips showed that Radahn was overwhelmingly popular for some reason
>I think that's the real reason for Radahn being revived in the DLC

Just like Dark Souls dlc was about the Furtive Pygmy and Dark Souls 3 dlc was about Kaathe? The story was already set in stone at the base game release.

Miyazaki doesn't care about popularity, and if he did he could have just put Godwyn despite Godwyn having his own story and ending and Miquella having zero interest in him after abandoning Fundamentalism.

Miyazaki constantly defies expectations and angers people because nobody gets what they want, the idea that Radahn is popular so they put Radahn is just the latest cope, and those who claim Godwyn was supposed to be there can't answer why Miquella and Radahn were at war.

This is also why people (wrongly) complain that DLCs are unrelated to base games

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:44:32 No.512999491 Report

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>>512995491
Huge missed opportunity for Varre to have been a type b
Blood worshipping creepy yandere psycho surgeon....

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2025 10:56:34 No.513000151 Report

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>>512999491
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG
But I'm very glad they threw fujos a bone as well. There are no seductive male nuns, except for Varré.

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