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Quoted By: >>512590350
ill start with mine, i will title it "the roombirth"
>be me
>want to play rimworld again
> start heavily modding it
>remember rjw exists and decide to add it for shits and giggles
>semi normal playthrough
>a mod adds roombas, decide to build them so my colonists have more time to do important shit
>all pawns have implanted perfect birth control bc cant be arsed to deal with children
>somehow one of my colonists gets pregnant anyways
>check whos the father
>father is one of the fucking roombas
>wtf.png
>give it some time, maybe a bug, cant find time of roompregnation
>decide this is too whack to not let it continue on
>pregnancy continues normally, keep checking because this just cant be correct, right?
>day comes
>pawn goes into labour
>dog carries her to hospital cause rimworld
>am looking only at the hospital because i need to see this
>rimworldalert.mp3
>mother dies in childbirth
>its a roomba
>not sure what i expected desu
>wait for it to do anything
>it just stands there
>give it some more time
>still does nothing
>draft roomba an command it to leave the hospital
>undraft it hoping it starts cleaning
>still does nothing
>realisation hits
>roombas spawn when you build their base station
>this "naturally born" roomba doesnt have one
>its born braindead
one of my best colonists died because somehow one of the fucking roombas got her pregnant, wtf man
>be me
>want to play rimworld again
> start heavily modding it
>remember rjw exists and decide to add it for shits and giggles
>semi normal playthrough
>a mod adds roombas, decide to build them so my colonists have more time to do important shit
>all pawns have implanted perfect birth control bc cant be arsed to deal with children
>somehow one of my colonists gets pregnant anyways
>check whos the father
>father is one of the fucking roombas
>wtf.png
>give it some time, maybe a bug, cant find time of roompregnation
>decide this is too whack to not let it continue on
>pregnancy continues normally, keep checking because this just cant be correct, right?
>day comes
>pawn goes into labour
>dog carries her to hospital cause rimworld
>am looking only at the hospital because i need to see this
>rimworldalert.mp3
>mother dies in childbirth
>its a roomba
>not sure what i expected desu
>wait for it to do anything
>it just stands there
>give it some more time
>still does nothing
>draft roomba an command it to leave the hospital
>undraft it hoping it starts cleaning
>still does nothing
>realisation hits
>roombas spawn when you build their base station
>this "naturally born" roomba doesnt have one
>its born braindead
one of my best colonists died because somehow one of the fucking roombas got her pregnant, wtf man
