Elfy but not too elfy Edition
For all things Dragon Age. Talk about Veilguard or other DA games. Reply to the OP if you have an addition to make. We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three.
>Veilguard waifu poll https://strawpoll.com/wby5Q602jyA >post-Veilguard Solas poll https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV89Gon3 >what DA games have you played https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQDjAwgd Previous:
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>>504009670 If only we had cunts in vg
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>>504009572 Why ugly elf op
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>>504009572 Thank you OP
Solavellan supremacy
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>>504009847 Idk first image I grabbed
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>>504009762 Taash kinda is one. Not all the time, not even most of the time, but in like two or three cutscenes Taash is a little bit of a cunt.
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>>504009943 Moody teenager levels
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>>504009912 Sex with Felassan
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>>504010102 You will settle for Davrin.
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>>504010130 I romanced him anyway so nothing new
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>all the non yumejos shipped Lucanis with Emmrich >when Davrin was right there and the more natural homopair dynamic as the stalwart heroic Gray Warden vs Lucanis being a career criminal
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>>504009847 Sera is very pretty.
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>>504010102 What kinda spirit do you think he was?
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>>504010371 A spirit of malding.
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>>504010371 Of loyalty ;_;7
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>>504010562 He has too much hair for that
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>four games into the series >bard still isn't a playable class
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>>504010371 spirit of retardation
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>>504010553 Sera is never happy with a male inquisitor's' flirting. He must be really dense or think she will give up.
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>>504010714 It could happen....maybe...
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>>504010553 >alphabet person >most annoying character in 3 titles checks out
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>>504010628 True :(
>>504010562 Impossible he is the chillest bro type guy ever
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>>504010680 Bard is a rogue specialisation in DAO, sweetness.
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>>504010680 Literally DAO
and that isn't a bard, just a minstrel.
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>>504010553 Why is she covered in grease?
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>>504010867 Does she truly look like someone that bathes to you?
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>>504010867 She's not, she's just suffering from Frostbite.
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>>504010867 She is, its her skin routine
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>>504010371 A caretaker spirit
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>>504009572 why does this elf look fat and has a nigger nose?
is this game screwed by LGBT or something?
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>>504010213 Inquisition had shitty Single-Player MMO gameplay, but the rest was full of SOVL
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>>504012028 That's not a nigger nose.
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>>504012383 >bulbous nose and huge bridge you are dumbo
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>Origins >2 >Inquisition >Veilguard
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>>504012551 Exactly, and it works for him.
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>tevinters find something >create Kirkwall as the center of slave trade specifically to have plenty of available sacrifices >they create the city as a big locus of magic >hundreds of thounsands of slaves sacrificed to thin the veil >lots of artifacts in the tunnels of the city >the Imperium specifically sent magisters to retrieve something from the city before Andraste's armies conquered it It was Solas, after he created the Veil he went to sleep below what would become Kirkwall
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>>504012462 Have you never seen an actual negroid you retarded fuck?
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>>504013024 That's kinda based
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>>504013246 no but i imagine that they are really ugly.
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>>504013024 Was there Elven ruins? I remember Xebenkeck but that was the Tevinter style section if I recall.
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Why didn't Sten tell me anything about the rarity of hornless qunari like the ones in Ferelden, or about the awesome power of gaatlock, or about how some qunari will be born with the superpowers of a doglike sense of smell and fire-breathing? That's a lot to omit.
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>kills Mythal >"NO I DIDN'T KILL MYTHAL, THAT WAS JUST A FRAGMENT IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT " >kill Varric >"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, IT WAS BY ACCIDENT, SURE I COULD HAVE EASILY APPREHENDED HIM WITH MY MAGIC GOD POWERS, BUT STILL"
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>>504015997 There was the thaig. Obviously not elven, but the lyrium idol it housed was made from the knife Solas used in his ritual. How his knife ended up as a blighted figurine in a dwarven settlement, fuck knows.
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>>504016447 Greentexting things that didn't happen support your narrative doesn't work that well when the webm of the game you post contradicts it
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>>504016381 Sten was from an advanced party to prepare for an invasion
why would he disclose secrets?
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>>504016664 He was just there to investigate the Blight and he was perfectly willing to speak many on other matters pertaining to Qunari society.
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>>504016381 He's a soldier not a scholar
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remember when you could be an asshole?
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>>504017096 I remember boobs.
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>>504016650 It's true though
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>>504017096 Remember when you were given no choice in being ableist?
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>>504017383 Don't let this distract you from the fact that the elven gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain have escaped Fen'Harel's prison. Anonymous
>>504018651 How come everyone just accepts that they are real
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Rook...they destroyed the cafés
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>>504009572 based thread for a based girl
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>>504019110 When out of this world abominations show up out of nowhere, start spreading superblight all across the continent and the local barbarians/nazis start talking about Risen Gods, you swiftly start thinking that there might be on to something
Unless you're the first warden and are infected with Mass Effect Council-itis
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>Be OG Hurlock from 2009 >tfw entering Nu-Darkspawn parties
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>>504017096 very fondly! youre still allowed to be an asshole but only to writer approved characters that you are supposed to hate sadly
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>>504021212 did you give Fenris back to Danarius?
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Is Zither namedropped anywhere?
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Andraste was a mage
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Caterina, Harding, and Neve. Spite is the least of Lucanis' issues.
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>>504022847 >Caterina I don't even remember who that was.
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>>504022954 His grandmother and First Talon
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>>504022992 Uh, the old hag who was thought to have been murdered and turned out to be kidnapped, or something?
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>>504023084 Yes her. Flawless character.
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>>504022714 I kneel to the true spiritual leader of the Andrastian faith
DEUS VULT
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>>504023264 >DEUS VULT More like FABRICATOR VULT. Stop being lazy.
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>even solitary apostate mages were a huge deal in Ferelden, Kirkwall and Orlais up until the dissolution of the Circles >Nevarra was relatively lax but made induction into a Circle mandatory for mages >Rivain at least kept up appearances of having Circles because the rest of the world wouldn't tolerate the opposite
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>>504023857 I was thinking about that. Im not sure if the past material ever touched how Antiva handles mages
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>>504023857 >not being able to sneak mages past the fun police What kind of bitch ass crime group are you in!
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>>504021625 no of course not. sorry i should have specified in vg
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>>504022714 why is tarquin in love with him instead of me...
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>>504024898 You really think a chad like that is gonna go for a FTM abomination?
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I miss dragon age
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>>504024898 Why would you want a tranny?
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>>504025000 >>504025128 i headcanon him as cis with a real life penis that he was born with, two can play at this game
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>Neve compliments Lucanis, saying He smiles more because of Rook.
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>>504025262 just install grindr, bro
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>>504025815 Trigger more banter, they flirt all the time
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>>504025815 They hate their man getting along with another woman and knowing he can find love with her.
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>>504016650 Seeing people constantly and even willfully misunderstand Solas since DAI, I understand why the writers dumbed everything down for Veilguard. Why bother making an effort and adding nuance when people will see everything as black and white anyways? Dragon Age fans are overall dumb and stubborn as rocks. Half the things they say they wanted in this game would have resulted in endless whining if they had been implemented.
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>>504025308 Feel free to end yourself then
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>>504026350 >constantly and even willfully misunderstand Solas since DAI Like what? He's literally just a jelly narcissist.
Elgi'lad is the real man.
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What's the most evil thing you can do in any Dragon Age?
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>>504027107 He's bald and coping. Solas is bald and embracing.
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>>504027107 So when do I get to see his model with no clothes on?
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>>504027107 poor man's Corypheus
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>>504027713 Bro can't even claim the body of a warden as a respawn point. Embarrassing.
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>>504027107 >Mythal pumped out several babies for this guy He can't keep getting away with it!
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>>504027126 That, executing Alistair, recruiting Loghain and forcing him to have sex with Morrigan, making Branka kill herself, rite of annulment for the circle killing all mages
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>>504027893 >Nice guys finish last Anonymous
>>504027126 Selling Shianni into a night of sex slavery
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>>504028174 I'd like to punch that smug out of his face.
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We can't possibly lose we have THE Neve Gallus on our side
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>>504027126 You can be a huge piece of shit to your family and friends in the city elf and casteless dwarf origins.
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>>504027981 >making Branka kill herself That's not evil, that's being merciful. Bitch is completely deranged and unhinged. Imagine marrying Oghren.
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Why are all the classes just a variation on mage now? Warriors are all mages, rogues are all mages. What happened?
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So what was the Evanuris grand plan after the whole world was blighted? How is ruling a blighted wasteland any fun?
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>>504029591 It’s solas’ fault
>>504029685 Don’t think there is any logic. The blights made them insane it seems
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>>504029685 I don't think they even had a plan or wanted to rule anything worth ruling. They were just assholes.
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>>504029591 Button, AWESOME
Also with all the effects it feels like the combat animations are a leftover from the time where it was supposed to have online components. The only reason to make attacks so overly flashy so other people can see what you are doing, is that other people were supposed to be able to see it
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>Wanna make a new Rook >That means having to make the Inquisitor too
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>>504027291 Stop this slander. Elgar'nan is not bald.
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>>504029685 Evanuris saw Blight as something they could control, and would empower and beautify the world, at least while Ghilan'nain was alive
When she died Elgy just became depressed and settled for just taking over everything with the crude blight he already had
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I believe my supremacy has raised some questions
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>>504030281 He just wants love. He’s literally me fr
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>Eww DAVRIN!? Assan stepped in some shit and its your job to clean it up.
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>>504030613 What are his tax policies?
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>>504030750 every 3rd child to the blood sacrifice pool
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>>504030750 Wigs have no VAT
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>Caterina had 5 children and 8 grandchildren, of which only 2 remain.
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Playing through Wetlands/Weisshaupt as Warden is utter kino as long as you ignore what game you are in
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>>504031249 More importantly, how do you manage to have 5 children and a female and stay in business?
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>>504031249 but my familia my treviso
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>>504031490 It's the coolest region and Grey Wardens have the most reactivity there, so yeah, it figures.
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>>504031519 How do you think?
Child labor is cheap
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>>504031490 It’s so silly but I enjoy the giant Ghilain’ain in the clouds as an evil Mufasa
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Truly, the Maker has called you, just as He called me,
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>>504031249 Jacobus will be dead before he turns 16 with that mortality rate
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You literally know people that know her you dumbo
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>>504031954 Aren't they supposed to be good friends?
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>>504031954 Harding is talking about the new players of Veilguard, aka the crowd BioWare made the game for.
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>>504031954 >Talk about how we have to kill the Dragon first to kill Ghilan'nain before going to Weisshaupt >Enter Weisshaupt >Harding: SHE HAS A DRAGON She is more schizo than Lucanis
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>>504031945 >he doesn't know Anonymous
>>504032473 Not everyone saved Minrathous
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>>504032467 Anon, she is like 9 years old.
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>>504032473 This is in the timeline where you let Minrathous burn and he becomes the leader of a band of lovable orphan assassins after he doesn't kill Governor non binary
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>>504026350 >willfully misunderstand Solas since DAI You know this is why I love the fight ending because the devs threw a bone to all the fuckin retards that plays into the fact that they don't understand him and they will go to their graves never understanding. It's like giving your toddler little brother the 2nd controller when you're playing a single player game.
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>>504032623 Oh right, she is pretty small
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>>504031490 I loved playing warden, I just wish I romanced davrin in that playthrough. I went in expecting to not give a shit about him but we became warden buddies
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>>504031954 Not only that, but when you first meet Morrigan in the Veil Jumpers camp, she and Harding greet each other like two old best friends.
>"We need to kill Ghilan'nain's dragon to weaken her... OMG SHE HAS A DRAGON" >"Let's go visit Ferelden, Emmrich... while the Blight is rampaging like crazy there." The writers were fucking drunk.
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>solas is MISUNDERSTOOD
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>>504026350 Nah. Retards existing is no reason to write like a retard
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What mage specialisation do you reckon suits a grey warden best?
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>>504032918 >He's just a hypocrite. you can say that about virtually everybody
Solas got bigger issues.
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>>504032884 >>"Let's go visit Ferelden, Emmrich... while the Blight is rampaging like crazy there." Her unseen mom is somehow managing fine back on the farm.
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>>504033181 Spellblade, naturally.
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>>504033257 Someone has to make cakes :) For the team, I mean :) You know, for lifting up our spirits and stuff :)))
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>>504032918 He's not misunderstood except by actual retards.
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>>504033257 No, the Inquisitor says she was moved to a safe location when Harding asks about her, which makes the picnic dialogue even more stupid.
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>>504033257 I can see Emmerich enjoying all the corpses he can talk to. Harding is either insane or really hates her countrymen though
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>>504033460 They could patch out the dialogue and letters mentioning the south being assfucked and it would make things much more coherent
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>the Mourn Watch have their own Warrior specialization: Reaper
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>>504033681 She is a casteless surface dwarf, basically the dalit of dwarves. Of course she doesn't give a shit herself being the bottom of the social barrel.
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Crap, don't think I am gonna be able to save Harding this run, Assan my boy, you are an angel.
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>>504033701 >The Inquisitor might have fabricated some details. Ferelden and Orlais were largely unaffected by the Blight. I sincerely apologize for any misunderstanding. Anonymous
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>Debating spirits over spirits.
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>>504033701 But then the Inquisitor would have no excuse not to actively help Rook :^)
The only reasons why they burned the south were to avoid making the Inquisitor a too present figure (too expensive/difficult to implement) and to reset the series.
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Howcome Shathann could come to the Lighthouse for the most pointless awkward waste of time scene ever, but the Inquisitor, who you have to meet for legitimate important reasons, is not allowed there and you must meet in a fucking slum and hide from Venatori who would kill her on sight? Hmmm?
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>>504034252 The Inquisitor really likes the food at the Swan.
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>>504034252 >who would kill her on sight Good luck trying to kill my knight enchanter.
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>>504034252 This, I was so fucking mad. Some of the most important characters in the series, the ones that would learn/teach you the most by visiting the Lighthouse (the Inquisitor and Morrigan) meet Rook in a seedy tavern in the poorest neighbourhood of a pro-slavery city full of Venatori, while literally whos like Taash's mom and the Veil Jumpers are invited for lunch.
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It's bugged me for a while but I've been thinking that Ferelden must be doing something incredibly wrong to stay so dirt poor despite controlling the land that all of Orzammar's trade has to go through. Practically the entire flow of commerce in and out of the dwarven civilization is quite literally encapsulated by Ferelden. And even with that going for them, the Fereldans somehow can't make dime. What's wrong with them?
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Reminder that the Inquisitior was supposed to wear a hood
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>>504034664 And I was supposed to get an epilogue showing Davrin chopping wood with his shirt off.
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>>504034252 >>504034565 The Lighthouse isn't real. It's a subdomain in the Fade that makes your dreams "real", and the outside interference would break the blood magic solas has cast on you
Thus, no toilets
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>>504032576 >>504032627 That is the objectively wrong timeline desu
Like timelines were Anders lived
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>>504026350 I feel like most people like him though? It’s only a few I’m a DAO white male warden (anons) who despise him. I put the blame on the writers wanting new players who never touched Inquisition as well. They had to simplify everything for them.
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>>504034617 French people are keeping them down!
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>>504034565 Morrigan even meets you in the Crossroads later I'm like bitch where is Lavellan why didn't you bring her here the Vir Revas is LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO MEEEE WHAT THE FUCKKK
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>>504034839 Minrathous is objectively better when its streets run with blood and SDs gain a trve challenge to overcome
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>>504034832 >Thus, no toilets Davrin mentions dumping Assan's poop into the abyss. Just grabbing a shovel and dropping it over the edge. Because it has nowhere else to go.
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>>504034617 The English are backwards savages
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>>504034617 They've only been independent for a few decades before Origins, before that they were part of Orlais. Plus we don't really know how it works in Ferelden in real medieval England customs dues were one of the crowns main revenues in Ferelden its probably the nobles who take the money or something stupid Calenhad agreed.
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>>504033890 Necropolis is necro university for all dead people enthusiasts, and the non magical folks like dwarf MW rooks deal with the no magic clause by doing sick nasty spirit shit like the Seekers
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>>504035068 >Davrin mentions dumping Assan's poop into the abyss. Just grabbing a shovel and dropping it over the edge did Neve suggest this?
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>>504034918 Because you are cringe
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>>504035226 Neve likely shits into Harding's water pool thing
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>Lighthouse
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>>504035437 You just say that cause she's Indian huh
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>>504035093 Oi, savages? Say that again ya daft git, and I’ll knock yer bloody teeth in ya wanka.
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How many streets did Dorian shit on in Inquisition?
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>>504035510 She already fulfills the cliche of eating disgusting street foods that cause massive diarrhea so yeah
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>>504009572 >short hair + DSLs I could never hate her.
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>>504035634 The walkways of the winter palace were closed for months for cleaning
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>>504035738 HALT, male scum. Sera only sucks lady cocks
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>>504035719 Gross why did you type this out
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Mournwatch Rook dating lich Emmerich is great. Its like a really horny student pressuring their skeleton teacher to fuck. I'm surprised Veilguard writers made it an option
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>>504036161 Sounds like some ao3 content, im not surprised
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>>504036161 I thought student/teacher stuff was no longer allowed in current day desu
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>>504036161 Some Miller's Girl shit except with ghosts and the teacher gets to score instead of getting fired
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Man, if Viper was a companion that mf would overshadow all the others>"rook, meet the viper" in the prologue >is an unknown valuable force varric knows, guides you through his own city >insert a dungeon inside a chantry built up upon a temple of the old gods, then, even deeper, the architecture changes to elven, and that's where you find the eluvian - showing the progression of tevinter history and its roots >banters aren't braindead, but actually insightful about the history of Minrathous >later, when the choice between Minrathous and Treviso arises, it's actually high stakes - because Viper still gets blighted, changing his whole plotline for the rest of the game >this way, he also gets a forbidden magic skill tree, allowing him to invoke the taint in his blood >lucanis, if you save minrathous, would also get a new skill tree, and a progressive degradation of his abominable connection to the Spire, Anders style >one of the later quests would take you south, where you meet Divine Victoria in secrecy, prompting plenty of lulz for both sides >the quest would involve revisiting the ruins of the temple of the sacred ashes for heavy talks about the nature of the faith
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>>504035381 That is not the reason why
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>>504036647 It would be extremely funny to see how hard Lucanis would get dumpstered by him if he were an option
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>>504035860 I'd ask nicely.
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>>504036647 He's going to be a free DLC companion.
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>>504036984 >DLC anon, I...
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>>504036032 Wait, there are furry suits in this game?
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>>504037021 Trust the plan. Dec 4th.
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>>504037156 Just a Crow hat for those who really want to live out the Antivan fantasy
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>>504037556 Oh boy, remember when they used to be ruthless killers?
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>>504036506 Emmrich GROOMED Rook!
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>>504037556 >inquisitor, meet Rook Anonymous
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>>504036161 I know, right? Amazing. Even better that they allowed lich romance as well.
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>>504036161 Don't they release statistics? I bet Emmerich gets the most. Girls love old men for some reason
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>>504037709 Crows were always turbo dorks. Zevran was supposed to be walking around in this thing had Bioware not given up and just stuck everyone in those dull as fuck generic armors to save time and money
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>>504036984 Best we can hope for is an update via Larian style.
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>>504038128 That's why crow Rook is canon. You just can't make this shit up
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>>504038140 VG is nowhere as successful. Doubt it.
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>>504038213 >II>I how is this controversial?
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>>504037556 At least you don't see that retarded smug face Rook makes whenever s/he makes that hands to hip move. I fucking hated it so much.
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>>504038140 No content updates
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>>504033890 Its not Reaver so its lame
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>>504038370 The idea of it is burned in my mind and I hate it
FUCK the ROOK
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>>504038603 >FUCK the ROOK Gladly
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>>504038802 You are not the one to talk about fucking rooks Lucanis
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>>504038210 No Italian accents so no
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>>504039082 They seriously should've drop american accent for this one (no one plays dwarves anyway) and go for sexo antivan accent
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>>504013024 So would the shitshow at the end of 2 have woken him up?
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>>504020242 >no bare feet Not a real Lavellan
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>>504040170 That's what I think.
>Oh nice they found my dagg-what the fuck.... Anonymous
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>>504034224 Just the convo that says the Inquisitor takes care of the south and that's it.
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>>504040372 Inquisitor has to cover her feetsies for the humans
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>>504038140 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>504040372 She's dating Sera, do you seriously think she'd accept her gf doing something as elfy as walking barefoot?
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>>504040801 Apparently not when wearing elven gear though.
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>>504041045 >dating Sera >as an elf That is probably the most masochistic thing anyone can do. Even fucking Cullen respects your heritage more.
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>>504031490 Felt like you actually had some skin in the game at that point
>Davrin: The Archdemon's song, it's louder than ever >Warden Rook: I know, I can hear it too - deafening but we must push through Anonymous
>>504032628 The funniest part is every ending but the Solas redemption ending is objectively worse for the world in game. But half the morons who choose it don't even realize it. It's very fitting.
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>>504041382 People do it for some reason. I guess Lavellan likes to be abused
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>>504041382 >caring about elven heritage after VG Solavellanon's points tally: 2185
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>>504040986 >Haha yes Solas does the Bioware Turn when he says that during the Haven dream
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>>504041464 Yep yep they don't care about any of that they just like that they got to punch Solas and made him mad. Like how a baby is happy when you jingle keys in front of its face.
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>>504041464 You know what's worse for the world in game?
>picrel Anonymous
>>504010310 >they didn't watch davrin and lucanis argue post-weishaupt and immediately think they should kiss Anonymous
>>504010310 Im sure some have switched over now, but of course they put the white guy with the ambiguously brown guy. See Anders/Fenris
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>>504010310 >>504042719 Fujos should get a rope simple as. It's basically a cuck fetish for women who hate themselves
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>>504038370 This pose? Wait ofc it's only one of two standing animations Rook has, were the rest cut content or something
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>>504042963 What. Its just like dudes who jerk off to lesbians but the female version. Most fujos hate when women get in their ships.
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>>504042904 >See Anders/Fenris That's dumb. They're put together because they hate each other, duh
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>>504043075 >Its just like dudes who jerk off to lesbians Are cucks as well
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>>504043069 That Rook looks super homosexual
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>>504043208 You have a weird definition of cucking. Must you self-insert all the time
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>>504043253 It's because of the hands on the hips pose!!!!
It's so fucking terrible why did they put it in the game? I want a mod that replaces it with like, arms cross in front of you or something.
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>>504043208 That doesn't make sense. Woman can't cuck you, unless she has a penis and is capable of impregnating females.
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>>504043423 gay poses are mandatory for gay protagonists
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>>504043398 Ships are cancer by the definition, and ruin the idea of friendship in media to satisfy lonely thirsty degenerates that cannot comprehend the concept itself for they have never experienced it.
>>504043528 Is this what you tell to your wife's wife?
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>>504043814 >wife's wife that the fuck is that
what shithole do you live even live in
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This game needs [Glare silently.] option in each and every dialogue
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https://youtu.be/FTt2_p9Mqzw?t=1115 Holy shit man did they really just copy/pasted the reaper boss battle from me3 and made it worse?
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>>504044039 How is this dude still alive
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>>504043980 I want the autism option
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I wanna bang Fenris' sister.
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>>504044181 too angry to die
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>>504044216 Still Biowares worst to me
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>>504043980 That and the fist symbol "This is Solas' Fault" option
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>>504044181 Angry Joe will only rest when Geoff is ashes
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>>504045114 >can't NTR Fenris by banging his sister another lost opportunity baka
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>>504045487 I am honestly surprised we didn't see him with Isabella in the LOF.
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>>504048959 Qunari girlies scare Cullen
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>>504048959 Tattoos require a unique model, which is why Gaider was going to kill him off.
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>Hawke has the coolest VA >Hawke has the coolest armour set
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On my second run and while British Male was very good at being a cheeky retard and angrily ranting at Solas, American Male is cute and does the Earnest Good boy lines very well.
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>>504049446 The model thing sounds like a bullshit excuse.
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>>504050114 American male voice sounded like a complet pussy, I don't understand how people could pick it.
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>>504051670 >sounded like a complet pussy That's the point, just lean into it and go full fuccboi
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how heavily moderated will the ama be do you reckon? will people be allowed to ask real questions?
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>>504053009 it will be curated and preplanned what they'll answer and the responses will be bland and corporate much like the veilguard dialogues
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>>504053009 Everything will be revealed, we will get a 500 page document detailing every little thing that happened during the 10 years of development hell.
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>>504043253 Well I did just copy the dude that was spamming his gay Rook on /v/ because I thought it was decent. I fucked Neve though.
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>>504053009 It's on reddit, my lovely, and they're preselecting the questions.
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>>504053607 based looking forward to it
>>504053172 >>504053713 every question of mine that isnt answered i will kick the cullenwife i keep chained in my crawlspace
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>>504054324 W-why are his clothes off...
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the plus side to datv having no elven racism is that there is significantly less eym types about
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>>504054537 >eym types the what
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>>504055108 we've lost the ancient texts
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>>504055878 I hate Rook so much it's unreal.
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>>504055878 it's like the combination of the worst of reddit + tumblr
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>>504056067 >>504056343 >there are people in this thread young enough not to remember skelly posting in 4chan I hate this
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>>504056373 They're so cute and androgynous!
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>>504056917 Isabela could do way better than that.
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>>504054324 So the hat stays on?
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>>504056671 Patrick, is that you?
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Do you think I could get Viper to officiate my wedding?
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>>504056917 Yes he's BONEing me
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>>504057005 Hawke's been stuck in the fade for a decade
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I'm replaying through Awakening and I forgot they made this banger battle theme and then only used it for a single section of the game. Kind of a waste desu
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>>504058102 Things must get SPIRITED between you two.
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>>504058829 How many males are in that picture?
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>>504056343 Insecure redditor hands typed this post
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>>504058386 >sacrificing Hawke Anonymous
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>>504058992 3. This probably got 4000 likes on tumblr/twitter
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Wasn't there an anon playing DA2 with femHawke?
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Making me want to replay just for Cass.
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>>504064240 >people want to fuck the most hot female and male characters that are actually attractive from sexual POV >bioware give them some ridiculous "safehorny" types instead Why are they like this?
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>As a gay man, some of the funnest friendships I have are with women who I can endlessly flirt with - with their explicit permission, of course.
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i think she's neat
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>It's completely fair for many fans to want who they want- they just desire an escapist romance with whoever they choose. From a writing perspective, however, I'm always going to prioritize the characters being characters first. Between BG3 and DAV, however, it appears to be the unpopular view now. >I will die on the hill that you should never give players everything they want, and doing so is, in fact, not in the best interest of the game.
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>>504065317 He's right. It doesn't fit every character to be super gay !
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>>504064240 I like this...
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>>504064987 That's Dorian and a Fem Inquisitor. Kinda cute.
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>>504065708 Truth be told Inquisitor seems to me one of his -very few, - friends.
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>>504065828 Pure and better than VG's
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>>504065828 He is. I found their friendship very touching desu. Like the thought of Dorian calling Inqy on his little crystal to vent about his day and ask for advice gave me a warm fuzzy feeling
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>>504065934 Definitely. I came to really appreciate characters dynamics withing the inquisition over the years. It's not DA2 tier of family, but still - they grew up as people together and learned more about themselves, and pushed through their crises naturally and not like some fucking teenagers whining that they can't concentrate on double blight because they don't know what their pronouns are I'll FOREVER BE MAD
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>>504066443 Taash is dead, you can stop pretending Isabela
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>>504066281 >After all this is over, will you be going on adventure again? >Something like that. >tfw you realize you've lost a friend, possibly forever, because she got sucked into the fade prison along with her dog :(
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>>504066757 I hope someone writes a angsty fic about this
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>>504066757 >along with her dog >dog You mean one true love and husband for ever. Dorian would be happy for her.
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>>504067017 Yeah I probably shouldn't belittle mabari by that comparison.
A fade worm suits him more.
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>>504067134 Lavellan would love him as a worm. Mythal could never.
Imagine being mean to Solas. This is who you're being mean to.
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>>504066995 >rook sacrificed minrathous >you can only pray to the maker that the black divine will somehow de-taint himself otherwise the lucerni are even more fucked in retrospect >your allies are scattered, the whole magisterium is straight up dead, bad and good >the city is covered with blight >quizzy said "lol bye" and left you on your own >morrimythal isn't any better >>>rook >somehow, the ending still says that you are going to spend your entire reign fighting the FUCKING VENATORI how can they even persist after all that >tfw you are the archon now Is this how tyrants are made?
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>>504067760 Even though I saved Minrathous he was still ready to snap and just start fucking killing people to change things around there and that's why
I let him be Archon Anonymous
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>>504067760 >>somehow, the ending still says that you are going to spend your entire reign fighting the FUCKING VENATORI how can they even persist after all that lmao, that just makes saving the Antivans even worse when they're doing pretty well after what's his face is killed, and Tevinter is freed from Venatori problems
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hmm I'm not a reactionary but I'm genuinely pretty shocked by how much I hate veilguard so far, it's like it has extreme spite for people that liked what the older games were. It doesn't even have stat points?
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>>504069615 Veilguard is like watching an old friend getting drugged and raped in front of you when you are powerless to do anything about it. You can't just simply walk away from that like nothing has happened.
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>>504069615 How far are you? As a DA hardcore fan I'm just disappointed. Like this is really the best they could do?
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>>504070586 not very, just an hour or so past the prologue. I just don't understand why they made a generico action game, it doesn't feel like a dragon age game at all.
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>>504070905 >why they made a generico action game skipped DAI?
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>>504070905 Sadly get used to it
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>>504065535 >It doesn't fit every character to be super gay ! Who'd that be then?
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It's kinda cool he went to Ostagar
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>>504071820 >Loghain's betrayal solas is a chud
Loghain's brilliant tactical retreat is the only reason Ferelden is still standing
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>>504071820 He's lying anon.
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>>504071510 Don't get me wrong, I didn't like inquisition either, but it's a natural progression of da2s streamlining and de-rpgification of origins, Veilguard is like if they skipped 5 games in that progression. also at the very least inquisition felt very open in a shitty mmo kinda way, and in many ways it still had the elements of a bioware rpg. Veilguard is closer to a ps4 tombraider game than a bioware rpg.
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>>504070905 VG is what dragon age always wanted to become gameplaywise - mass effect
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>>504071996 He's a Somniari
>https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/Dreamer >Some, such as Solas, can dream in forgotten ruins to uncover secrets long forgotten by witnessing spirits re-enact the history of a place. Admittedly though, the account of the dream may be biased depending on whose perspective the spirit chooses to emulate. Anonymous
>>504072327 He's a lying liar and the truth ain't in him.
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>>504072327 I actually don't think Solas even needs to be in a place to be there in dreams. It kinda seems like he can do whatever he wants desu. He seemed aware of things happening in the world despite being asleep wherever he was restoring his power level.
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Thoughts of blonde neve are rising
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>>504072327 Solas lies as he breathes. He can't say good morning without lying twice.
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>>504072659 There's a face morph mod on Nexus. You could make your very own NeveRook
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>>504072667 >Good morning. I'm sorry but the morning might not be so good, in fact, it's evening, but you woke up, so I'm glad you still live. Also I'm taking down the veil in five minutes, so enjoy your coffee while you still can. Anonymous
>>504072742 But I don't want NeveRook, I want blonde Neve with pale skin, blue eyes, and red lipstick on her full lips
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>>504073145 Yes that's what the face morphs are for...
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>>504073207 >*rook puts hands on hips and says with a ruffian voice: HI I'M ROOK* >the image is ruined beyond repair Anonymous
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>>504073326 True...nevermind
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>>504073376 Just like tevinte-- Ah, right...
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>>504071982 The requisition officer in Haven says exactly that
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>>504073145 So you want Calpernia?
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>>504074026 That would work too
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>>504074023 Loghainfags killing themselves
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>>504074023 Yeah and then she is um, excused from duty once we relocate to Skyhold for being PROBLEMATIC. As a Loghainfag that upset me deeply.
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>>504074023 threnn is based
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>>504071982 >killing your king and plunging your country into a war of succession while a blight is going on is brilliant Anonymous
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>>504074656 He hates the French you see and um
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>>504071982 Lmao if you think about it, Loghain is literally the sole reason why everything bad happened in the current timeline of DA universe. If he hadn't betrayed Cailan, the darkspawn army would've been stopped at Ostagar and Lothering would still be ok. If Lothering would still be ok, Hawke's family would've never left the village. If Hawke's family would've never left the village, none of the events in Kirkwall would've happened: no red lyrium statue getting uncovered, no Meredith going more and more insane from the statue and treating mages badly, no Anders blowing up the chantry out of mistreatment of mages, no templars vs mages war, Cory would still be in his prison for a long time, and Solas would still be in his slumber, Temple of sacred ashes and the veil would still be intact and the divine would still be alive.
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>>504074150 I wonder if you could completely replace Neve with Calpernia using the power of AI.
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>>504074656 >while a blight is going on Can we not start this dumb shit again please?
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>>504074656 >killing your king Ogre did that
>plunging your country into a war of succession while a blight is going on Orlesian propaganda
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>>504074776 Based fuck Loghain
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>>504074784 That would take a great amount of dedication.
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>>504074776 Based
Loghainfags deserve the rope
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>>504074776 Do you really believe them killing that one horde in that one battle would have stopped a blight from happening?
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>Even Solas sees him as a traitor
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>>504075037 I don't need to cope because I actually played the game so I know what Solas says right after that
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>watch quite a bit of german vo for vg >it's actually pretty fucking good
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>>504074968 True, the game isn't worth it.
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>>504075037 by crying on reddit
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>>504075019 Not the whole blight, but it would've saved Lothering 100%.
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>>504075182 I don't think reddit likes Loghain, probably only here
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>>504075618 His dreamings at Ostagar
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>>504075151 >neve is HOT >bellara is cute and melodic >harding sounds like a loli HMM
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>>504075718 What the fuck. Time to look at the German dub
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>>504075693 Nah he's full of shit.
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>>504075839 I mean I was there so I can confirm he isn't full of shit in this case
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>>504075773 Why would you do that?
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>>504075951 Wanna see if it improves said characters
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>>504075943 You were there in his dreams of Ostagar?
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>>504075870 Some black magic fuckery is going on with some voices. Check out the pope. How is this NOT Mercer?
https://youtu.be/z0o4IVtIDAY?si=Cg82Mz-oeX64PMlZ&t=531 Also lost my sides from german Solas
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>>504075718 German Neve is hot... and sounds like a real woman wow
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>>504076187 No I was fighting my way up the tower and lighting the signal when it actually happened doyyyy
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>>504076272 Holy shit I was not ready for that
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>>504076492 Still doesn't mean he actually dreamt of it.
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What is this obsession with the kraut dub?
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>>504076906 she sounds young
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>>504077026 extreme mental retardation
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>>504077026 we have nothing else to talk about
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>>504077287 We should talk about Merrill's feet!
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>>504077365 Provide her german dub and I will think about it with great respect
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Has anyone figured out what Bellara's stupid special snowflake valllaslin is supposed to be?
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>>504078332 Those are off shore niggers, much more likely that it and the new dalish ones in character customization are based on the forgotten ones if anything
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>>504078291 What do you think of guardsman Donnic?
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>>504081124 The blank stare really sells it.
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>Flat bread from Nevarra is also served in Tevinter, for example as a side accompanying a strange and unrecognizable meat dish known as "unidentified meat" that is commonly available in Tevinter taverns.
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>>504076272 >German Solas Holy shit. Only lacks the black&white flickering filter every time he talks
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>>504082047 Slaves and cats
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>>504082365 Excuse me sir, when I asked for a "slice of that pussy", I didn't mean it literally
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>>504082047 never eat the elf meat
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>>504057005 She's not above making shitty puns.
>Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he cocksure? >Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system. >Isabela: Did he curl your toes? >Isabela: Dwarf your beard? >Isabela: Arl your Eamon? >Isabela: Shank your Jory? >Isabela: Praise your Maker? >Isabela: Grope your grinder? >Isabela: Establish his canon? >Isabela: Kaddis your Katie? >Isabela: Dampen your Divine? >Isabela: Pamper your Paragon? >Isabela: Grey your Warden? >Isabela: Pudding your peach? >Isabela: Float your frigate? >Isabela: Explore your Deep Roads? >Isabela: How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun." >Isabela: Or did he Cup your Joining? >Isabela: Or master your taint? That's an old one. >Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy? >Isabela: Well that's rather personal, don't you think? Anonymous
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>>504075151 I only play the English version because Morrigan's German VA sucks
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>>504075151 German VA can be kino because the language is so harsh sounding. German Sovereign from Mass Effect is so good
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>>504009572 >emmrich leading in the waifu poll explain yourselves
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>>504083801 Necrophilia. I ain't gonna explain shit, it's legal.
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>>504085054 I left him in the Fade.
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>>504085054 You're with him in the Maker's embrace now
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>>504085054 He died a hero
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>>504085054 No hawks in this game, just crows. KAWWWWW
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None of the Veilguards are true friends. True friends are ones like Aveline who will beat me up at my convenience and thank me for the service.
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I'm back. Where's Varric?
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>>504088003 They seem to be friends with each other, but not with Rook. They plan to do things without you, they never ask about you, you are just a facilitator to this groups friendship and you're not included in the mural.
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>>504086570 Whose embrace?
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>>504088134 >They plan to do things without you But I went camping with Davrin and got a guided tour through Emmrich's theme park.
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remember when the first game came out and tabletop heads got excited because it was the first genuine fresh air in the ttrpg genre which seemed kinda dead at the time? and now dragon age isn't even an rpg
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>>504088083 This game sort of proved that nobody cares. Not one single person asked where Varric was or how he was doing. Even Harding and Neve make no remarks on his being dead.
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>>504088134 Lucanis asked what my favorite drink was...
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>>504089180 This is so fucking stupid and forced I can barely comprehend how this plot made it through a draft stage.
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>because of the Elven Gods escape all of the old Arlathan artifacts were powered up again like the good old days >Tevinter, and most other nations in Thedas got blight nuked and is under new, less assholish management
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>>504092716 Wouldn't the relics be rendered inert again once the Veil is repaired?
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>>504093094 Eh, the veil was already sealed again right after the gods got out which was why they needed the Lyrium knife to cut it open, and yet the artifacts were all still active.
It seems more like Solas' ritual and their escape lead to a general giant boost in Thedas' ambient magic levels that allows such tech to work as they used to again, as opposed to when Solas first fucked up and it sealed away most of the magic.
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>>504078291 Looks like a cross between Falon'Din and June to me. Velanna's vallasin looks similar to it as well.
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Tell me about Neve, why do wisps love her so much?
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>>504095485 They're not actually wisps, but magical farts.
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>try out mage on nightmare difficulty after playing warrior, and end up almost always using the knife in the prologue because it just feels much nicer than the staff >elven armors are a pain in the ass because they take forever to die and can easily kick my ass from mistimed dodges >upon switching to staff, its necro damage actually completely obliterate the things
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>>504055518 >https://elfyourmother.tumblr.com/ I went to see what insanity she was posting this time around and I don't even think she's played it. The "tyranny of canon" became too much I guess.
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>>504074446 To be fair, they did that because they were getting a lot of Orlaisian visitors. Loghain's kind of a persona non grata for them
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>>504009572 So......what happened to Black City?
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>>504100320 Nothing. It was mentioned in an offhand comment about being the prison for the elven gods and it's where the blight is. It's ignored after that.
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>>504100320 Only chuds remember or care about that.
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Where is Tamlen? Is he safe, is he alright?
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>>504101178 He's dead, Jim
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>>504100320 After the elven gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain escaped the Black City, all that was left there was the Blight. The elven gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain then plotted to craft a red lyrium dagger with which they might collapse the Veil and extract the Blight from the Black City. But then the elven god Elgar'nan completed the dagger and decided not to follow through on his and the elven god Ghilan'nain's plan. Instead he invaded and seized Minrathous and decided to just sit there and wait for something to happen.
As the credits roll nothing especially is going on with the Black City. Solas might have moved in but it's not really clear.
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>>504100320 Nothing but it’s the closest we see it in the series.
>>504101416 >femlavellen leaves Thedas to join Solas in the miserable blighted prison of the black city True love I guess…
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>>504101416 >and decided not to follow through on his and the elven god Ghilan'nain's plan. Instead he invaded and seized Minrathous and decided to just sit there and wait for something to happen. Their plan became impossible the moment Ghilan'nain died as she was the one who knew how the Blight worked and how to cultivate it to their ends.
Elgar'nan basically gives up on himself (hence his new disgusting form) and just settles for taking over the world with what he already has over trying to introduce something much "greater" to his flock
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Why are there so many old forgotten ruins full of priceless treasure in Rivain?
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>>504104539 because the Lord of Fortune never take culture valuables
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>>504104625 That's right sweetie.
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Fucked up that there's a Crow-themed mage specialization but none for Wardens or Lords.
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>>504105190 Bring back blight blood magic I beg.
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>>504105350 Umm that's evil chud, heroes don't use that.
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Where is the whorehouse in VG?
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Is there a good reason why the archive should be destroyed at the end of Bellara's questline?
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>>504107205 You can come up with reasons why not to such as they could potentially have it fall into the wrong hands of someone who could gain access to knowledge and power similar to the Evanuris. Also destroying it gives the elves a chance to forward their own destiny instead of living constantly in the muh ancestor bullshit that the dalish do.
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>>504107127 Ghillianains dungeon idk. There is literally zero sex or anything above teen tumblr I wuv woo romance in this game.
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>>504107752 Now that I think of I do not remember where the brothel in Inquisition is, if there even is one.
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>>504108102 True but most places you go to in DAI are just empty fields of nature. There's no real city you go to at all and the shitty val royeaux marketplace doesn't count.
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>Bellara and Harding sharing exercise tips >Davrin and Taash sharing exercise tips >Taash meeting up with gender-affirmation support group >book circles and newspaper serials making everyone go gaga >all the talk of street food, coffee brews, vegetarianism and the necessity of fiber in a balanced diet >also every single character is pansexual without exception
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>>504109808 Written by people who were raised by social media
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>>504109808 For me it was giving the therapy group for teens and young adults that their parents had committed because they had suicidal tendencies, ED, etc. And Rook is the resident therapist. The way all their interactions with each other are stiltedly supportive or affirming with no exceptions. The way they have nothing to talk about besides inane things like a hobby and what they like to eat. The way they have a book club (that Rook is not invited to) and they read not things about elven history or Solas' diaries and journals about the rebellion or his research about the veil while the blight is ravaging and they're supposed to be saving the world, but fiction crap because they like the romance and mystery plots.
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>>504109808 Reading romance books and keeping in shape is essential when you're trying to save the world
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>>504110836 And planning camping trips into countries that are ravaged by war and blight. Both Emmrich and Harding are retards.
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>>504016650 You are a retarded faggot and should kill yourself.
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>>504110283 More like middle aged millennials stuck perpetually in their early 20s.
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>>504110372 >The way they have a book club (that Rook is not invited to) why do they hate Rook so much?
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>>504022847 This was such an embarassing quest, holy shit.
Also why do you get dragged into the fade in this game every fucking time?
What has Lucanis emotional wellbeing to do with the fade?
Why is he locked in the fade how did he end up there is he dreaming?
Is it a sideffect of him being stuck with spite?
Why did HoF and his crew have to fall asleep to be dragged into the fade in DAO but now it happens why everyone is awake and just standing there?
WHY IS THE WRITING SO FUCKING SHIT?!
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>>504110372 >The way they have a book club (that Rook is not invited to) and they read not things about elven history or Solas' diaries and journals about the rebellion or his research about the veil while the blight is ravaging and they're supposed to be saving the world, but fiction crap because they like the romance and mystery plots. Well put, that's also why I can't stand the Lighthouse: there's no real reaction to any of the mess going on outside in it. At most you will get some random ambient conversations, but nothing really substantial like Dorian starting an entire War Table quest after the Fade mission because he wants to find Corypheus' true name and show everyone he was a simple human mage, or Sten demanding you prove yourself when you enter Haven because he doesn't agree with your plans, or Josephine asking for your opinions on the ball at Halamshiral, her answers changing depending on who you made emperor.
They tell us the Lighthouse is full of elven books and relics (and Rook can even ask Taash to stay away from them): why aren't there more conversations about them? Why aren't Bellara and Davrin discussing all that elven knowledge that surrounds them? Hell, the world is burning in blight and chaos and Rook invites only Taash's mother and the Veil Jumpers (who say NOTHING about being in the Dread Wolf's principal hideout filled with books and knowledge), while I was expecting that place to become full of people again, a haven for a small army of people ready to defend their world like Skyhold was.
Instead it's treated exactly like Shepard's Normandy: a closed-off space, cut off from the rest of the world because it's in space. You can smell Gambler's influence on this.
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>>504024423 They have a giant fucking chantry in Treviso do they must have had a Circle somewhere.
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>>504026350 >um ackshually shity inconsitent writing is nuance Thanks reddit.
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>>504111998 Rook....
can't read.... Anonymous
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>>504112424 >Why aren't Bellara and Davrin discussing all that elven knowledge that surrounds them? The explanation given is that Davrin doesn't care.
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>>504034617 In DAO they literally just recovered from an Occupation.
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>>504112424 Omg that's so true I didn't even think about the fact that Sathann is a fucking archaegologist or whatever. If Rook had a brain they would have had her relocate there and go through everything and she gives you briefings on her findings of stuff that could help you
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>>504034617 Orzammar is in the mountains
they 100% must have a connection with the Orlais side, especially since it's the Chantry that controls lyrium trade and it's seat of power is in Orlais
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>>504112424 I'm also thinking about all the refugee people and spirits hanging out in that shitty hub in the Crossroads. If the Inquisitor had control of the Lighthouse she would have invited them there. Rook fucking sucks.
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>>504037556 Can you wear it as a Qunari?
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>>504029136 Casteless Dwarfs deserve it at least most of them. Hell Leske fucking betrays you.
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>Solas VA uses they/them pronouns
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Damn it's legitimately impressive to see this general alive
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>>504045487 >>504048959 Thats because you the player, got already cucked by not being able to play your HOF.
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Solas should have done a better job decorating his secret hideout. I wanted tapestries and murals on every surface.
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>>504071982 Based and true SolasSisters can't handle the truth.
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>>504113838 >Casteless Dwarfs deserve it at least most of them The Warden's sister most definitely doesn't, but there are some options to say some nasty things to her.
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>>504114062 >inquision forming >wolves Anonymous
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>>504113894 kept alive by depression and refusal to let go
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>lavellan follows a guy she dated for a few months, didn't sleep with and who ghosted her for 8 years into an eternity of blighted torment
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>>504114372 Killing Bhelen is pretty funny how angry (deservedly) she gets at you
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>>504114424 The game was rigged from the start.
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>>504109808 >finish the harding quest >so much build-up and the shitty vignettes for such a shitty resolution >the choice at the end is accept or accept Its hard to properly put into words how bad the writing in this is.
Its like the ending Mass Effect 3 but every quest is like that.
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Apparently the reason Rook has a fishtank in his bedroom is because that's one of the holdovers from when the home base was a ship/submarine.
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>>504114358 I accept all those things what are you talking about
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>>504114969 Rook is fish sexual like Troy McClure
I wonder if zoomers even know who that is
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>>504114554 IIRC the epilogue says she becomes more optimistic about her situation. Her child is still Bhelen's lawful heir, and while she didn't dislike Bhelen she recognizes that being his whore might not have made for an ideal family unit, and that it might be better for the health of her and her baby that Bhelen won't be around. Being the prince's widow is preferable to being his wife, basically.
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Cyrian has the best looking ears out of any elf. Neither too anime or overly pointy.
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>>504115371 He looks like he is about to go to the local Swingerclub.
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>>504115546 this game really was written from the life experiences of urban mid 30s LGBTQA2S+ writers
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>>504115371 he looks like a korean cult underling
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>>504115371 Why isn't there Cyrian/Anaris Rule 34 yet>?
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>>504116124 If someone can get Anaris armor off his model so I can take a peak, I'll think about it.
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>only options to deal with Illario is to arrest him or let him go free without even a slap on the wrist >no option to kill him >even though Lucanis and Spite swore to kill the people responsible for what happened to them
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>>504116294 >she doesn't know Anonymous
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>>504116301 Wait until you get to the end of the non-blighted Treviso arc and the 13 year old assassin decides to send the traitor who sold out the city to trial rather than killing him because its the right thing to do. They're the worst assassins in the world.
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>>504116294 You don't want to see him underneath that mask. It's spooky bro
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You see, killing people is....le bad. They probably had reasons and deserve understanding and another chance to improve themselves and atone. Except for Solas though he was wrong about everything, always, had no good reasons for anything he did, everything is his fault and getting rid of him will solve all the world's problems (that are all his fault)
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>>504116124 Anaris's archive gives the impression that he had a tiny peepee and didn't fuck.
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>>504116294 He looks like Handsome Squidward.
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>>504116970 Whatever you say you inbred tranny.
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>>504117102 Elves are natural dicklets. This is known.
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Veiljumpers look like they have massive amounts of dosh. They're all dressed in dyed fabrics, wear more gold than a dwarven merchant and of finer make than what you'll see on an Orlesian noble at a ball, and evidently they coordinate between each other since they're all wearing triangles on everything. And this group didn't even come into being until after Solas jobbed to scaffolding, they're on track to become the premier richfags of the whole continent if this keeps going, and apparently they're doing it all by going on camping trips and shitting in the woods.
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>>504117658 fenris managed to satisfy isabella's gaping crab infested maw
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>>504117658 Jethann had BDE.
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>>504117723 >Lords of fortune = Respectable archaeologists who never steal cultural treasures >Veil Jumpers = Treasure hunters of a scale that would horrify 19th century tomb robbers Anonymous
>>504117723 >the Dalish in DAO, DA2 and DAI were shown being close-knit communities of very simple, practical people, roaming around to avoid humans, or interacting with them just to barter in the case of clan Lavellan, dressed in normal elven leathers, avoiding the biggest temples because they know they were haunted or had no idea how to use/activate their magic, they had just a few halla, and all the clans met every ten years to discuss new discoveries and pieces of lore >the Veil Jumpers in Veilguard all use that shitty triangle motif with a halla smiling creepily (why? they are literally fighting against Ghilan'nain for fuck's sake, why use her symbol), live in the Thedas equivalent of an alien Zone without sharing their discoveries with other elves, they have a whole vault filled with relics humans and Qunari are allowed to guard, a large camp with a merchant and infirmary included, they all know how to use the magic/technology of Arlathan, and there is a random elf living in the weird dangerous forest in a cozy little cabin, all alone without a clan, but sporting vallaslin Make it make sense, please
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>>504117723 >>504118059 Bear in mind that the fact they can just find this stuff laying around on Arlathan means it has been there ever since the fall of Elvhenan. It's over a thousand years of Tevinter just ignoring all of it completely.
And they say Magisters aren't tolerant of other cultures.
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>>504119062 The elves needed a win, chud
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>>504116970 Wtf are you babbling about?
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>>504119062 you forgot the Veiljumpers are niggers and gooks
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>>504119062 >without sharing their discoveries with other elves They don't need to. Anyone and everyone is welcome to come visit and share in their discoveries.
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This is the worst character bedroom in any Bioware game ever right? Even the warden got a comfy bedroll and campfire.
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>>504119846 Do you even need to sleep in the fade?
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>>504119908 Yeah thats one of the many reasons for Lucanis coffee addiction
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>>504119908 Yes, Lucanis's whole character is a reminder of it.
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>>504119370 In the previous entries, we only got some vague mentions of Arlathan and what Tevinter did to it, never anything certain because all accounts were so old and ancient and biased it was impossible to determine if they were 100% correct. It was no mystery Tevinter stole much of the ancient elves' magic, but they could have done so thanks to slaves and the conquest of smaller settlements.
It was considered pretty much a given for the magisters to have razed Arlathan, and even Maryden's song says "Arlathan fell so deep into the ocean floor", because that's the vision of its fate that everyone has, and the elven kingdom of Halamshiral was built also to replicate Arlathan's lost glory. Now know that's wrong, because Bellara shows us the city and we can even explore a small part of it in her personal quest. "The heart of the elven empire! Thousands of elves used to walk these streets every day"
And you even find a codex left by the first elves conquered by humans, saying their use of blood magic was ruining the "vibes" in Arlathan. So we finally know for certain that early Tevene people really did invade Arlathan, BUT didn't raze it to the ground, just killed/enslaved people using powerful blood magic and... left everything there. They didn't stole the golden statues, didn't strip away gems and gold, never pillaged the coffers and treasuries, never stole the artifacts the Veil Jumpers are finding in every single corner of the forest etc. etc.
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>>504119908 Sleep I can understand, but how can they dream while in the Lighthouse? Dreaming in Dragon Age means visiting the Fade in sleep, and that's why dwarves can't dream, because they are severed from the world of dreams. But you can hear Lucanis and Harding discuss their nightmares and weird dreams while in the Lighthouse - how can they visit the Fade when sleeping if they are already in it? At most theirs should be a dreamless, black slumber.
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how do orlesians sound in the french dub
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>>504120603 you're just islamophobic
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>>504120759 Dwarves aren't completely cut off from the fade, they can learn Spirit Warrior in Awakening.
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>>504120870 >>504121385 They even got the tavern songs in their own language, that was a cool touch.
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>>504121805 Are they up on yt? I'd love to listen to them.
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>>504121142 Doesn't count.
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>>504122587 Why wouldn't it? Spirit Warriors draw from the fade.
>The warrior dons a cloak of mystical energies from the Fade in order to evade a substantial proportion of physical attacks, although the mode drains stamina constantly. Anonymous
The cast needed to include a bard character who would acclaim The Team in a tavern song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkKNYyOdj-M Anonymous
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>>504117789 Because it was dark and he stuck his ark in.
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>>504122391 Here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wgg-gHeWI8&list=PLVtxCWM2PXUcZ_c6X7gQ0PrZgfc9V-ETW Back when Bioware still had some soul left. Not many companies would have redone an entire part of the OST in a different language.
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>>504123914 What kind of things would they sing about members of The Team?
>Evataash was never an agreeable..um....person.. Anonymous
>>504119062 >>504119370 >DAO >halfway intact elven ruins are only found in hidden places and far away from any civilization >DAI/DAVG >elven ruins are literally everywhere and for some reason not only are barely any of them robbed no one bothered to use them for Building materials Everything about this game screams that it was written by 80-IQ individuals.
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>>504124259 To be fair Rook retarded himbo that he is racks up an achievement list that makes HoF, Hawke and Inquisitor look like underachievers by the end of the game
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>>504124797 >he is racks up an achievement list that makes HoF, Hawke and Inquisitor look like underachievers by the end of the game No, he doesn't.
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>>504115371 he's a yummy little twink
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>>504116970 People die... is what they DO.
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>>504125560 People die when they are killed.
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>>504125560 Wish we could’ve killed Solas
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mage warden is silly op i feel like the game is much faster when your pc is a mage
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>>504125069 He wipes out the entire remaining elven pantheon, and ends all blights forever. That frankly makes them eligible as the replacement deity for Thedas.
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>>504126835 People who like Rook are so fucking braindead I don't even have the energy to explain why. Whatever, enjoy your based retard slop of a protagonist. Also
>He wipes out the entire remaining elven pantheon No he doesn't.
> ends all blights forever The blight still exists and Solas controls it.
You're actually delusional about what he even accomplished.
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>>504124610 >DAI/DAVG DAI actually did a good job with elven ruins: you can see Orlesians rubbed their hands on every elven ruins in the Dales, soldiers getting stuck inside an elven citadel after accidentally activating weapons they didn't understand, chopping off the ears of the Emerald Knights' statues to make them look humans, building villas and monuments next to elven burial grounds, turning the second elven capital into the Empress' winter palace... Also many of the elven places in the Dales are missing mosaic pieces and look less bright than the Temple of Mythal, which is still bright gold and actually displays complete mosaics and painted vaults, because the sentinels are still taking care of it/no humans ever pillaged it.
Everything else is hidden in places even Dalish avoid because clearly dangerous, or temples only accessible through the Inquisitor's means.
Meanwhile the disposition of elven ruins in Veilguard is stupid, I agree. I think they're remnants of when the game was still an online thing and they had to put some Interesting Elven Stuff every two steps to make the maps feel more full. Those stupid evanuris statues that give you +1 skill point made me so mad, I was expecting to find one in Lucanis' old house or Hezenkoss' lair too, since they were fucking everywhere.
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>>504127212 Solas nigger just because your husbando spent the entire game not achieving anything and couldn't even take down an archdemon that only had one head doesn't mean I like Rook. It means I'm stating the facts that the Elven gods are gone other than the faintest hint of an echo in Morrigan. And the cycle of blights are ended because of one lone retards actions. Now go hug your DA merchandise.
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>>504127765 >the Elven gods are gone other than the faintest hint of an echo in Morrigan Solas is alive in EVERY. ENDING. and in every ending except the redemption one he even still has the dagger with him because Rook LETS HIM KEEP IT.
You are a fucking moron.
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>>504128336 Lucanis is prettier than that hag
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>>504128512 You're just jealous.
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>>504114509 That makes for good angst and I love angst, I still win!
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>>504111945 Yeah add the people who see fictional characters as their uwu babies as well. I hate it so much its unreal.
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Dragon Age when off the rails when it became exclusively the SolasLavellan story. Imagine if they had set DA2 around Alistair and Cousland, or dedicated an entire Origins DLC to Morrigan
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do you guys still go completionist on second playthroughs?
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>>504129584 >dedicated an entire Origins DLC to Morrigan Anon...
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>>504129584 >or dedicated an entire Origins DLC to Morrigan They did do that to be fair. I hate those crusty Sovellan bitches. But they did make Witch Hunt with the purpose of letting your warden run off with his waifu
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>>504129707 >least favorite characters Trash and who else
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How long before they retcon the end of DATV like they did with Andromeda
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>>504129707 Yeah but I space it out a lot more. I can't face an entire day of pinging between the wetlands, Arlathan and Minrathous again.
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>>504129584 >or dedicated an entire Origins DLC to Morrigan Are you being ironic or...?
Witch Hunt was literally the blueprint for Trespasser the devs even called it Wolf Hunt in development
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>>504130174 DA5 in 10 years
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A grey warden has to kill an Archdemon because the soul will reincarnate into the next available darkspawn. However, the two archdemons in Veilguard aren't killed by Grey Wardens.>Razikale >Lusacan
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>>504129584 Dragon Age would be dead without romance, if they didn't pander to the biggest ship in Inquisition it would cause riots.
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>>504130540 They shit on Solavellan when they want the same for Morrigan x Warden. Funny that
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>>504130540 According to the king himself, Solas wasn't the biggest ship in Inquisition.
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>>504130540 >they didn't pander to the biggest ship in Inquisition it would cause riots. Was it the biggest ship in Inquisition? I find it pretty difficult to believe the majority of the player base picked female elf.
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>>504130783 da franchise has more male players than female
femcels are just really loud on the internet
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>>504130938 Femcels are the ones who make fan content, always has been
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>>504130938 >>504131072 problem is when writers get the false positive they should listen to them because that's what the majority want. No that's what a loud subset of a subset want.
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gonna spec hard into intelligence when I play veilguard :))
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>>504131205 Solas was set up since Trespasser. Cassandra is stuck with the Divine choice, which VG ignored, and I can't imagine what her game would have been about.
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>>504131278 Rook's base int is like -1000 good luck
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>>504131205 They don't get a false positive. They see the telemetry and work with that. Living in the imaginary hugbox is a choice, not a proper business decision
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>>504131360 The original plan was what in game are the Veilguard were agents of the divine hunting Solas given he's a major threat to the Chantry. So literally just incorporate the Divine choice.
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>>504117723 >this group didn't even come into being until after Solas jobbed to scaffolding Wut? How much time even passes between the prologue and meeting Bellara?
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>>504131278 Pick the mourn watcher then
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>>504131360 I think Cass was the default option for the divine as the Joplin concept art for the divine had her wielding a sword and shield
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>>504131632 >the Chantry That doesn't matter anymore
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>>504131779 The Maker is real
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>>504131889 Viper, please.
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>>504130453 It jumps back into the god themselves and survive it because it's their creation. They're really just horcruxes with the gods out of prison
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>>504131889 Yeah he's Solas
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>>504131973 It's okay if you don't believe in him, he still believe in (you), and everything is happening according to his keikaku (keikaku means plan)
>>504132021 Spirits aren't gods
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>>504098616 rip to a legend
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>>504131976 Oh that makes sense. So then the only “living” gods now are the fragments of Mythal and June (old god baby) and Solas in the fade
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>>504098616 She's all into ff14 woaw
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>>504107205 elves can't be trusted
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>>504132314 From what I noticed, pretty much the whole fandom migrated to xiv
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>>504132631 Shut yo midget ass up
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>>504132830 They were able to write their Solas ( Emet-Selch) better
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>>504132631 Just call him a jackass woman, you know you want to
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>>504133070 I don't even think it's even wise to compare, pre-DT writing was just on another level.
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>>504133070 Crazy how they fumbled VG so bad when they had ShB and Endwalker to copy from
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So, are they going to add anything interesting in a future patch or what?
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>>504130174 What really pisses me off the most about Bioware's petty, spiteful and lazy soft reset in nuking the south, is that not only is the new shit-tier cast introduced in Veilguard completely inadequate replacements for the DAO/DA2/DAI characters and won't be able to carry the series in future installments if their life depended on it, but it also completely foreclosed the possibility of ever seeing them again except for Morrigan and the fag Dorian and slut Isabela.
No more Hawke. No Cassandra, Toplel, or Vivienne. Seeing Matt Rhodes' recently released concept art of Sten being blown up with Skyhold, made me realize that we will never see any of the characters that we liked from the first three games ever again.
I get that some of the characters had arcs that wrapped up neatly like Cole, Blackwall etc, and I even believe that some like the Warden/Alistair/Loghain should be put to rest after this long, but they have no excuse for the likes of Zevran, Fenris, Merrill who have ties with the factions they're trying to promote in Veilguard. I think an ME4 style retvrn to the original universe will happen when they realize they fucked up and killed the goose with the golden eggs when no one likes the new shit
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>>504133070 Solas is fun because he's a duplicitous annoyingly self pitying backstabbing asshole
Emet is too comparatively pleasant while he's hanging with us, and not as much of a giant baby
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>>504133579 dude, Neeve was literally supposed to be Calpernia
a former slave, student of Corypheus and wanted to Make Tevinter Great Again and abolish slavery
the fact she didn't have a leg was for fighting Corypheus in the Temple of Mythal
instead they replaced Calpernia with a pajeet
Minrathous, THE CAPITAL OF SLAVERY IN THE ENTIRE CONTINENT, had no slaves
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>>504133579 >>504133885 BioWare deserves to go under
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>>504133270 It'd never work out, since you actually need a set-up to pull this off properly.
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>>504133316 The most I could see them doing is something like the golden nug to sync unlocked appearances between breakthroughs
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>>504132290 Sera is heavily implied to have a fragment of Andruil too
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>>504127552 I love how Arlathan forest is just full of magic elven artifacts that no one ever saw for some reason.
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>>504098616 I was wondering what happened to her. She just took her OC to a new fandom lol.
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>>504132631 >Going to have to let Davrin die since I let Lace die on the first run Assan, my boy, I'm sorry
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>>504133579 >Bioware's petty, spiteful and lazy soft reset in nuking the south, is that not only is the new shit-tier cast introduced in Veilguard completely inadequate replacements for the DAO/DA2/DAI characters and won't be able to carry the series in future installments if their life depended on it, You don't think Trash and her gender affirming therapy is compelling? Harding's camping in blighted Ferelden? Lucanis COFFEE!?
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>>504098616 Haurchefant is so lucky..?
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Did you feel at all bad when you got this scene?
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>>504134714 You're making him an orphan twice over.
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>>504135323 Is this low approval
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>>504134183 >>504134324 >>504134435 >is just a natural born super archer despite never receiving any training >somehow just knows Ghilan'nain's name and recognizes tribute to her at sight,. despite her willful ignorance towards and disgust at elfy things And of course pic related
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>>504135323 I don't remember this actually
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>>504136024 This is how terminally online people type
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>>504136024 >Mary Sue Across the Multiverse Checks out
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>>504135773 The art is non-canon. Otherwise Sera would be hot ingame
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>>504135773 >this >heavily implied Anonymous
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>>504135773 Well even if that was planned at some point, it's already retconned and forgotten. Andruil died offscreen.
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>>504133950 They didn't need to pull that off all they needed was to present Solas with even half as much nuance and care as they did Emet and the Scions' relationship with him. The blueprint was literally there for them its basically the same exact story in that whole regard. Can you imagine Y'hstola or Urianger being like
>Oh my God this is all that evil retard Emet Selch'a fault at every problem they encounter?
VG is like having a party full of Thancreds that hate Ascians on principle because he was mind and body raped by one and to be fair even he didn't hate Emet that much
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>>504135773 They hated him because he told them the truth
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>>504134796 ROOOK, THE SOUTH IS DYING, SUPER BLIGHT IS HERE WE NEED HELP, STOP TOURING EVERY CAFE IN ANTIVA YOU CUNT
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>>504137039 >Dead Orlesians aren't as important as my 3rd visit to Hals fish this week Anonymous
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>>504137303 He's right though?
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What's the most evil shit you can do in Cisquisition?
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>>504138246 siding with mages
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>>504138246 Make a fellow mage Tranquil probably? I mean even tho the guy deserves it imo
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>>504138414 I don't do romances.
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>>504138246 Telling Sera to get out
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>>504138631 You mean Stroud
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>>504138631 Hawke doesn't die there. It's just a fat spider, s/he killed countless of those.
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>>504139058 and then carried on doing it for 10 years?
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>>504139058 >femHawke gets trapped in the fade and becomes a super powerfull Desire demon would be kino
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>>504133579 Unfortunately Fenris would have been too expensive because of his particular tattooed model type (Gaider's words in his latest bluesky posts) - but even if that hadn't been the case, no way current Bioware could have introduced him in DA4, because his very presence screams "slavery" due to those same tattoos. You can't make Fenris show up without discussing what Tevinter and magic did to him. So he simply can't be brought back, because new Bioware only writes rainbows, Disney stories, and flat characters now.
Same thing for Zevran: in Inquisition and World of Thedas 2, they reveal he's taking care of the Crows, killing one Talon after the other. Why? Because back then the Crows were still written as vengeful assassins who bought children to fill up their ranks - Zevran's presence in a nu-Bioware's DA game would have instantly forced the new devs (who didn't even recognize him) to portray the Crows as the dangerous people they were until ten years ago.
Merrill? She is a Dalish elf who sees nothing wrong with blood magic, makes pacts with demons, believes in her gods and is proud of her heritage. Can you imagine her in a game like Veilguard, where demons aren't seen as "warped spirits", but just as "enemy mob #3", where the Dalish have rejected all their past history, and where blood magic is described as being something terrible, with no nuance, no further depth, unlike what happened in the previous games? They even made Solas say he abhors it (gasp! even the villain of the game thinks it's bad, so it really must be!), contradicting his words in Inquisition, only to reveal he did use it on Rook (gasp! the villain of the game used blood magic to trick my character! So it must be really, really bad!)
Modern Bioware is too scared to write that kind of characters and banters. I don't think it's even capable of doing it anymore, not with their current writers and staff.
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>>504139226 you know, I think Fenris coming back as a companion and his sister becoming a mage companion would be great
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>>504139141 Trapped in the fucking Fade, it happens. Ask countless DAO players.
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>>504139226 The Fenris thing. I don't get that fully. Do they really have to do a full body tattoo. They could just cover his neck, arms, and not bother with any tattoos besides the face.
And yes you are right. Modern Bioware is too afraid to write morally questionable characters. Lucanis has to be the lamest assassin.
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>>504138473 That's the opposite of being evil, all mages should be tranquilized.
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>>504139771 She and Carver both deserved to live, game mechanics and plot be damned.
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>>504139771 Look at this fadelet
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>>504139923 Wait till a demon takes over you and makes you suck Qunari cock.
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>>504140093 don't need a demon to make me do that
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>>504139226 >because of his particular tattooed model type Huh? You can give your Veilguard character a full body patterned scarification tattoo. All they'd have to do is make it white
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>>504139771 Mages are fine, look at VG
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>>504140093 I mean those Antaam look pretty damn good, can't blame the demon.
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>>504140147 I believe you faggot
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>>504140093 >tfw no imshael gf Anonymous
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>>504127552 >explain why its wrong >illiterate nigger claims its not wrong merely because he liked DAI. Like I said, 80-IQ individuals.
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>>504139226 The tattoo thing wouldn't even be that much effort, it's just Gayder making excuses. Agree with the rest though, they're just too problematic for Disney Age.
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>>504140278 >Muscular Muslim themed invaders are the most naked characters in the game What did Bioware mean by this?
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Which should i chose for unique dialogues and synergy with Rook? Already finish the game ans Mourn Watcher and i haven't satisfied becuase rook isn't even a real necromancer, more like Spirit Mage. Which have better connection? Rn i can't decide between Crows and Wardens
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>>504141450 Grey Warden has most flavour. Elf probably has most unique racial dialogue because of whats going on
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>>504139175 Hawke forming a new adventuring party with Allure, Hanker and Xebenkeck would be fun.
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>>504141450 Elf Grey Warden. You get elf dialogue relating to the gods and grey warden dialogue to the blight/darkspawn/gods
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>Genitals and anus for Rook
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>>504141874 Oh my trans vagina
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>>504142081 'Tis called a Neo-Vagina
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>>504133316 No. They're focused on killing Mass Effect now.
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>>504141874 >anus for Rook sex scenes are coming if they've made a target for Davrin
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>>504139670 >>504140169 >>504140956 Yeah, no idea why Gaider worded it like that when they could have simply covered him. But in any case, we won't see any more deep/interesting characters in Bioware games. I doubt I will play the new ME game (if it's ever released), since it's just going to be Disney Effect: Rainbow Boogaloo at this point.
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>>504010310 black characters are never popular
you can count the amount of relevant black anime characters in the entire industry on one hand
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>>504141861 >>504141675 Elf warden is city elf or dalish like Davrin? And which class/specialization combo would give the most flavour? Cause darkspawn are vulnurable to fire and if i chose Champion it would be just copy of Davrin sword+shield fire damage warrior, and second option is mage for fire damage tree, but the most close specialization is Spellblade which more like for Crows mages.
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>>504140332 >Imshael is one of the Forbidden Ones, who are Forgotten Ones, whose number include Fen'harel, ancient adversaries of the Evanuris >Imshael was planned to be a companion during Joplin >Imshael would have been an ally to Solas and eventually betray him to the heroes >but nope, all of it was scrapped Feels bad.
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How has Davrin resisted his inner desire to have some fried chicken?
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>>504138246 Force Iron Bull to sacrifice his crew and make a couple of mages tranquil, I guess. There's not much.
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>>504143640 Elf Rook is always a city elf that decided to put Vaselin on to reclaim their heritage for some weird reason.
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>>504143856 Varric's trans mirror let you pretend to be Dalish ahha
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>>504143107 Wish Shepard stayed dead because they're just gonna ruin him in ME4 desu
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>>504143801 Is it even confirmed that the forbidden ones are forgotten ones?
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>>504143856 >decided to put Vaselin on to reclaim their heritage for some weird reason. Oh my god I forgot about that it's so FUCKING CRINGE why could they have just not said anything about it
>>504144347 No, Forbidden Ones are demons, Forgotten Ones are Evanuris.
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>>504143856 Dalish aren't even real. They're all Veil Jumpers now.
>But Davrin says he's Dalish and he's not a Veil Jumper. He stopped being one when he completed the Joining. Now he's a high-functioning ghoul, like all the other Wardens.
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>Forbidden one >Forgotten one
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>>504144498 Veilguard is Sneedolands tier desu, same amount of lore rape. The mastermind behind everything is even bald too.
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goddam it Anders
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>>504144417 >Oh my god I forgot about that it's so FUCKING CRINGE That's what "dalish" is going to be from now on, see Bellara's vallaslin. The tattoos will stay, but those will carry some bullshit meaning like "it's written in MY blood because I belong to MYSELF" or some similar lefty twitter nonsense. Expect phallic symbols on their foreheads in the nearest future to represent their opinion on slavery.
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>>504143856 >>504144417 I hated that tattoo dialogue because it's another way where the RPG aspect of the game is removed. You can't decide what sort of Elf you are, it's chosen for you even when it doesn't make sense.
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>>504144773 I didn't like how Bellara got a unique one. The Dalish do not deserve to be honored.
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Remember when vallaslin application was supposed to be Dune-like ritual, meaning you are no longer a child and to become an adult, you must tolerate an immense pain without screaming a sound? Yeaaah...
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>>504145153 Isn't it a scar too? Or am I thinking of something else
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>>504145153 They are slave markings makes sense. They are super easy to remove which is funny.
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>>504145241 Probably thinking of Fenris tattoos, or that one line from trespasser, but they disregarded the whole thing
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>>504145293 I still think it's not "just blood". There's a reason why it comes off easily with Solas' powers. Either they are magical, or lyrium is somehow involved, oooor an elven blood is so fade-attuned the evanuris can easily manipulate it.
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What could possible go wrong?
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>>504145715 >a darkspawn who can talk >feel reason mmm yeah, good luck also I was going to say I'm surprised they didn't introduce more magisters but Bioware forgot they exist
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>>504145949 the Warden killed the Architecht
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>>504144498 The confusion is intentional. In-universe scholars are suspicious of it.
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>>504146191 People don't die when they are killed
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>>504146513 People always die. That's what they DO
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>>504145715 >A darkspawn who can talk, feel, reason... Those are the worst ones. Kill them on sight.
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>>504146608 >lichdom blocks your path Anonymous
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Inquisition had nipples
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>>504146802 2/Inquisition Leliana is a demon like Cole
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