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For all things Dragon Age. Talk about Veilguard or other DA games. Reply to the OP if you have an addition to make. We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three.
>Veilguard https://youtu.be/NdtmtuzICOI >Dragon Age: Origins https://youtu.be/K8RBe5f3d3Y?si=Q-LTa8WBEH9GXdsL >Dragon Age 2 https://youtu.be/jlACgYHtWCI?si=E41acbaloILFrHhG >Dragon Age Inquisition https://youtu.be/jJqxfkgSUog?si=W5lAZj58R2tSboVJ >Veilguard waifu poll https://strawpoll.com/wby5Q602jyA >post-Veilguard Solas poll https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV89Gon3 Previous:
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Solavellanon's points tally: 2185
Solavellan supremacy
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I wonder what Solas' view is on all the elf rape taking place in current year
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>>502631645 Fucking cute though the stiff awkward hands kind of take me out of it
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Everyone loves Josephine.
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>>502632510 And what about Sera?
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>>502632668 He used blood magic on her to make her like MtF tranny cock. As a joke.
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>>502632510 What do you say to get him to say this?
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>>502632668 needs rape correction
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>>502632990 It's after a rescue but you ask him about the inquisitor and and both talk about companions, and you can get him to talk about those in the Inquisition.
Pic is talking about Cole.
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>>502633234 And that fag never told us? Wtf you scummy ghost
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I will commit arson and kill every single knife eared fuck henceforth
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>>502633234 Wtf I asked about the Inquisitor and didn't get any options to talk about the other companions
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>>502632097 Their own fault for choosing to physically manifest as manlets
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>>502631645 I love how he yanks her
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>>502634704 He really must have been so turned on by how not only was she able to find him in a dream she actually flustered him by stealing a kiss. Totally thrown off his feet.
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>>502633704 This was after saving the Dalish from Elgar'nan and the Ventori. Anonymous
anyone feel like replaying the series this year? what would you choose this time?
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>>502635786 crashing thedas
with no survivors
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>>502632510 >Solas sings her praises >Harding talks about how great she was too >gets a super romantic letter Josephine deserved more but I'll take what I can get.
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>>502635786 I want too. Same choices probably. I haven't played DAO in years
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>>502636169 >>gets a super romantic letter Post it
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>>502637239 Now I feel really bad about choosing Minrathous
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my robe looks so out of place here
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>>502632668 i dont think sera is even ugly she just has a shitty haircut
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Didn't have to come for me like that, Taash.
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>>502644481 Taash isn't worthy of bearing those ropes.
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>>502633704 I also got that option, sucks to be (You) I guess.
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i hope the next game has playable qunari too
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>>502646281 >next game Anon I...
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>>502633550 Based. Total elf death
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>>502641296 What kind of robes are those? I don't remember that set.
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What's that violin theme that plays everywhere in DAV?
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>>502650390 female elf default robe
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Why was Sera never quite an agreeable girl?
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>>502651234 I wonder how well known she is in northern Thedas from her bard song
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>>502651234 cuz She would always like to say,
"Why change the past,
When you can own this day?"
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Corypheus did nothing wrong
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>>502653347 Why didn't he team up with his fellow architect magistrate?
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>>502653347 His first mistake was trusting elves. His second was assuming there was anything that could actually fix everything from the Golden City, and acting on pure copium.
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>>502633704 Shouldn't have fucked him
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They should've just not done treviso and given us more time in tevinter. The minrathous route obviously has so much more effort put into it.
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>>502656798 >tfw could've spent much more time with The Black Divine if not for having to share time with Treviso I hate this
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Jesus, I want to play Mage but it's such a miserable experience in comparison to Warrior if you aren't spellblade.
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>>502654032 Corypheus kinda forgot that he was not the only magistrate
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>>502643552 Davrin and Assan grew on me too much to sacrifice them. Hardling on other hand lived enough given the previous game, was ready to die and is rather bland character throughout the game, so I didn't even feel bad for sacrificing her. Kinda no brainer choice unless you romance her.
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Butcher was a cool character. Should have been more prominent absolutely.
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>>502646548 There's no way we're not getting another game, and it'll be good this time. The last 3 weren't but the next one will be, trust
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>What? Some elf want us to break into the seat of the maker? Yeah why not, round up thousands of slaves and lets get to business
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>>502659862 >conquers Treviso with minimal collateral damage >shows great appreciation for the local culture >respectful of seditionists that could simply be eradicated through violence >spares them for the sake of cultural preservation >lets himself be corrupted and killed to provide guidance for his enemies to save his city The Crows didn't deserve an enemy like him.
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The First Warden having male Hawke's voice is very distracting.
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>>502656798 The artbook shows that they intended Minrathous to be somewhere like Kirkwall with multiple areas to visit. Instead we got the most miserable and boring dock town.
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>>502660768 it's a kino from me dawg
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>>502552265 read better literature
>>502539467 this is re-writing history, "hamburger helper" was harassed so much that she quit.
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glad this game is pissing off the most annoying people in the dragon age fanbase.
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>>502660768 I mean when 2 came out I found it distracting that the male lead had the same voice as the rapist from the city elf origin.
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>>502662487 A complete waste of that VA's talent if you ask me.
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>>502633704 i love it that people who think their experts on what happens in the game, like you, have barely explored the options in the game and probably missed tons of stuff but go on acting like they know everything.
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>>502660261 >elves it was the blight. they didn't see the elven gods only the blight.
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>>502662729 Maybe the rapist was Hawke all along.
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>>502662596 That was proto culture war autism
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>>502662787 While they're an annoying faggot, that isn't actually (completely) on the Eggfucker. The bit on the other Inquisition members only happens when you don't bang the Egg.
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i hate how, and bioware is largely responsible for this, how oversexualized WRPGS have become. people are whining that a character (that they can romance and flirt with) is flirting with another character, unironically.
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a good send off to solas all things considered. i wish there was an epilogue after all of this but i'm finally satisfied knowing the dreadwolf's story is finally over
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>>502664049 Troons and romancefags ruin everything their shitstained hands touch.
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The hair tech would be nice in ME4
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>>502664049 I want to laugh at the Lucanis girlies getting jealous but I know in my heart if Alistair started seriously flirting with someone else in Origins I'd be pretty murdery.
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my hottest take after finishing veilguard is that rook is the best protagonist from all dragon age games
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>>502665110 that is certainly a take
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>>502664979 They're just mad about Oghren not being in the game and romanceable.
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>>502665110 ngl I agree, his britbong VA is pretty good too
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>>502665110 He only has good bits if you always choose power option. Otherwise he is kindergarten froufrou.
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>>502664265 i don't care about sex scenes, it's just really weird that writers are bound to write fuckable characters for players.
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>>502665110 I think I might like Rook the best out of the voiced protagonists but I still radically prefer a silent one like the Warden.
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>>502665429 yes, that VA solidified him for me especially when he gets angry
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>>502662974 >it was the blight. I thought it was the elves through their dragons?
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>>502665110 It's nice that he was actually doing something with his life before the games started.
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>>502664049 RPGs have to focus on player character. Whenever NPC focuses on another NPC esp romantically, this is getting weird.
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I think the absolute funniest response to veilguard are the solaswives who are absolutely seething that rook can be mean to him and also that they somehow didn't get enough content and I can't get enough of it
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>>502665795 >RPGs have to focus on player character. RPGs that have poor writing.
And I don't get the Lucanis hags... in BG3 party members flat out talk about fucking each other and other people not in the party while you're trying to romance them and didn't hear as nearly much complaints.
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in the blood of arlathan quest, i love that neve and the player character (if they are a mage) give a boost to bellara's spell to break elgarnan's control over them.
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>>502666000 Honestly I think it was just a case of people who went into the game expecting that he was going to be like zevran and instead they got a manlet househusband who isn't very flirty.
I'm not even sure where people were seeing Neve and him constantly flirting.
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>>502666000 BG3 is for cucks, what's new?
Bioware players are used to roleplaying as Chad Shepard
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>>502651234 >/dag/ sings, 2014 Anonymous
So i did basically everything in my first play-through but i never figured out what this guy's secret was? There were conversations with someone else in the Shadow Dragons and they were saying "oh Viper is mysterious and just wait until you figure out his real identity"
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>>502666969 Codex entries hint he's the black divine but I think they only appear if you save Treviso
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>>502666969 he's the divine
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>>502666969 He's
the black divine. Anonymous
>>502667043 >>502667053 >>502667059 Thanks anons, that means he is also a mage right?
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>tfw finally finished my playthrough and therefore all dragon age content
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>>502665110 I like him more than the Warden and Inquisitor yeah, still have to actually get past the beginning of DA2 to be able to rate him against Hawke however
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>>502662787 I have never acted like an expert on what happens in this game or like I know everything. I dunno what your problem is, but be sure it has nothing to do with me.
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>>502665110 Anon is a new starter in the HR department of a San Francisco based company and has met his hero.
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>>502664049 Lines of dialog they pointlessly wasted shipping NPCs together would have been better served elsewhere. Especially in this game.
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>>502667281 Fill that emptiness with hatred as you do another VG playthrough.
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>>502667170 He's THE magical eugenics baby, yeah
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>>502632097 I just remembered that Vaughan isn't the only elf rapist in the series, there's that magistrate's son serial killer in DA2 whom you can cover for as well
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>>502665984 >You can be mean as you want to Solas but not heckin Taash or Bellara The faggots aren't even bothering to hide their contempt for
bald men
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>>502668934 First 2 games there was a lot of rape. The series is the lesser for the lack of it after that.
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>>502669356 Agreed. I think it only ever gets mentioned once in the whole of Inquisition
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>>502669310 Solaswife spotted
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>>502669423 >once in the whole of Inquisition When was that?
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>>502669310 They deserve it
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Veilguard feels like Buffy
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>>502669310 The First Warden as well
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>>502669310 They have the inferior genes.
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>>502669637 In the Hinterlands, the codex entry by the hunter about the mage templar war
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>>502669768 Yeah I got that feeling too a little bit
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>tfw The Cauldron
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>>502669646 >Getting pushed back so hard by a twig arm elf girl punch What a pussy lmao
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>>502670090 At least they didn't rape the griffons
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>>502666463 Gl ad I missed that
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>>502670293 You're saying you're a Veilguard tourist?
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>>502670376 No but I still somehow missed that
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>>502651456 >tfw Sera, Leliana and Harding are unironically the most popular Inquisition members in the entire army, outside the Inquisitor himself just because of those songs Dorian btfo
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>>502670098 It's the most whedonistic entry in an already very whedon-y franchise.
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the amount of side content in this game is staggering, the voice acting, mo-cap, unique areas, and bosses is a lot. way more than any previous bioware game. you may not like the game, but I would not definitely not call this game rushed.
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I wish Taash looked less stupid, and that the gender stuff was less prominent or at least less awkwardly talked about, because the concept of someone who feels torn and unwelcome by their heritage and home nation and upset when forced to be one or the other by others is actually pretty alright
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>>502667281 I have no idea why DA out of all things would make you feel that way.
Replaying the series was like watching an old friend slowly become a heroin edict.
I am playing a pirated a copy of Failguard and simmering with hatred how abyssmal the writing is.
Its like VA took the absolute worst parts of DA and Pissquisition and mashed them together.
All I wanted was a good Dragon Age game like DA1.
The whole "well we failed because ypu didnt do our sidequests and fix our daddy-issues for us"-thing after Weisshaupt was just fucking surreal.
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>>502671198 >I wish Taash looked less stupid, and that the gender stuff was less prominent or at least less awkwardly talked about, Bharv. Now. I'm no longer asking.
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>>502671198 time to pull a bharv, m8.
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glad this game confirms their are more music genres in thedas than shitty tavern songs and shitty chantry shit.
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>>502671339 >>502671396 varric can bharv for me
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>>502671198 I actually do think the bones of her arc are pretty solid but they're trying to do too much with it. It would've been SO EASY to tie the gender stuff into her mom's delusional attempt to continue to adhere to the culture she escaped from but instead it's shoved in the middle of her arc like an after school special and it doesn't even resonate with the very binary choice between her cultures you get at the end.
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>>502671198 How many Bharvs is this worth?
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>retarded fandom suffering from retarded asshurt while the writers merrily work on mass effect
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>>502671661 5 bharvs from both
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>>502671661 I like that this banter demonstrates that it really isn't a big deal for Taash that people might get things wrong or be confused so the writers just made the choice to make Isabela the kind of really annoying person who has to do some big preformative gesture that makes it all about herself.
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>>502671726 Going by that tweet distancing himself. I don't think Gamble wants the DA team anywhere near Mass Effect
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>>502670098 The writing maybe. There was a part early on where Neve and Bellara were talking that felt very modern, idk how to explain it. Took me out. But mostly Rook. Maybe it's just the culmination of Rook's constant grin, the jokey but safe dialogue, the goofy hands on hip pose. Buffy was a show for teens though and this writing kinda feels like a game for teens.
Thing is the driving force for me watching Buffy was Spike and the hate/hate relationship he has with Buffy that turns into love/hate and eventually love/love. Which half paid off through the last couple of seasons as we saw him grow as a character and then the eventual series finale. The driving force for me in this game is seeing how Solas' plans played out, how he came to be as a character, how the team moved to stop him, and how his story ended. Everything other than that I would've considered bonus. And that less than paid off.
I'd say that the game companions are definitely more likeable than Xander and Willow though. Both Buffy and Rook have some crap friends. If Rook is everybody's therapist who is Rook's?
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>>502662596 not an argument
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>>502671198 Thats the worst part about this game.
Everywhere there is like an inkling of a good concept but the inept
fanfiction.net -tier writiers managed to fuck up every single one.
Every single time you go "oh hey that might be interesting" only to be disappointed by the most inane fucking writing imaginable.
I hate this fucking game so much, it might actully given me cancer.
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>>502671889 It is written as an annoying educational ad inserted into the middle of the game and looks like that exactly.
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Varric wrote Veilguard
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Am I the only one who feels that the origin of the Blight is extremely disappointing? The Titans being defeated through making them tranquil is kind of interesting, though it being done through that shitty dagger is bad, but their removed emotions and stuff becoming the Blight feels unsatisfying to me.
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>>502672149 He was dead the whole time. Only ever said things Rook already knew. Wouldn't that mean Rook was Rook's therapist.
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>>502672012 I feel like that Whedon style writing really needs stuff like that episode where Buffy's mom dies to ground it too. We kinda get that a bit with Rook but we needed more time spent on it.
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>>502672292 Rook is a schizo. Varric never even recruited them.
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>>502672292 Rook is just incredibly good at getting their shit together, yeah.
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>>502671198 Yeah Taash would've been an actual character if being torn between Qunari and Riviani culture instead of being a tranny dev mouth piece with muh identity politics.
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>>502671726 >thinking you will get away The two series DNA are too closely intertwined
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>>502671198 Taash is a sum of the wrong parts.
I personally have a problem with her look.
Narratively it would be better if she looked feminine maxed (within Qunari potential) so her feeling as a masculine person had bigger contrast and thus conflict between look and feel.
But she looks like an ugly male with feminine facial features barely visible, and that undermines the conflict of her biology and her feel.
I don't know why did they decide to go with ftm yet made her look like a man. It makes her more like those women who are so ugly they decide to troon out.
Not a good way to send the message in game.
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>>502672307 Yeah. Where it's really obvious that shes just a girl who needs her mom underneath the superhero persona.
>>502672452 I feel like that would have to wear them down eventually. It gets tiring always being needed and not needing others.
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Rook isn't real. Varric just had a psychotic break and now thinks he's a female elf mage.
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>>502672292 >Varric at the beginning of the game was telling Rook that he has done well, was very cool and can get the job done. >Turned out it wasnt friend cheering MC up but MC having an extremely huge ego. Anonymous
Why did they make everyone in Tevinter really into the medieval version of True Crime podcasts?
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I wish I was rich so I could buy DA IP and make Trannyguard non-canon.
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>>502672718 >I don't know why did they decide to go with ftm At least watch the scenes on youtube if you're going to pretend to have played it
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>>502672273 It's the reapers all over again. Things are more interesting when they're mysterious and then when there's an explanation it's dull. I hate how yet again it's another "it's all the elves fault" which reduces the lore and makes it boring. Like you, I thought the blight was something dark from the void it was talked about. It then could've been made worse by the tranquilising of the titans which corrupted it into what it is now. This void then could've been leaning into what the Evanrius were fearing but instead we got dwarf nightmares but evil.
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>>502672894 Rook and Solas are foils for a reason
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>>502672948 the value has probably tanked so you probably don't even have to be rich for that
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>>502671726 What is the point of this post?
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>>502672273 No you are not the only one.
And I feel pretty much the same about literally every "twist" this game introduces.
It becomes like a parody of itself if you - like me - didnt bother with any of the "Solas Regrets" until the late game and then do them in a row.
It becomes like a fucking brazilian telenovela with the supposedly dramatic twists about the metaphysics of the setting that it actually made me laugh out loud.
All it needed was a dramatic que by a pipe-organ each time.
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>>502672939 Ferelden has dogs
Orlais has ratfucking
Nevarra has cinco de mayo
Tevinter chose murder mysteries
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i see we have those kind of sex negative zoomers who will defend the sanitized and sterile state of veilguard's romances, do us a favor and at least go back to mass effect and do the garrus storyline, or any other larian/owlcat games, doesnt take a genius to realise dav is at the lowest of a bioware tradition
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>>502671941 imbecile, ME and DA share many of the same writers like patrick weekes. and gamble hasn't been distancing himself at all, just answering the obvious from retards. like of course, ME won't have a stylized look.
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>>502673110 are you dumb? i liked the games and looking forward to more while enjoying the bitching from the annoying fandom. keep up.
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>>502673479 Nobody here is defending Vealguard's romances
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>>502672273 there has always been a connection between lyrium and the blight, retard. your fan theory, which was based on the loosest of evidence turned out to be wrong, get over it.
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>>502672939 >past 3 games build up Tevinter as this highly advanced magocracy that is stuck in a Foreverwar with the Qunari. >failguard tries to portray it as some sort of LA confidential shit but like a saturday morning cartoon would and floaty Buildings. My disappointment is impossible to put into words.
I also think that Neve is a worse character than trash.
Trash is a disneyadult acting like a retarded teenager.
Neve is a self-rightous murder-mystery wineaunt.
Notice also Trash never talks about gendershit until Neve and the Shadowtrannies groom her during a strugglesession.
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>>502673510 then it will flop just like the slopguard
where's the problem, fellow consumer?
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>>502672718 taash is not a chatacter, shes a statement, her story does not make sense, any conversarion with they will involve preaching directly to the player with current day terms
absolute trainswreck of a concept, worst character in any AAA rpg, if you can call her one that is
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>>502673471 That is literally in your hands anon
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>>502673510 >>502673606 >>502673710 ""Tric's"" off his hormones again
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>>502673719 years of your seething while i enjoy the next mass effect and the tv show, this gonn be gud.
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>>502673606 Mr. Weekes please go.
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>>502672273 I only vaguely remember the codex entries. With Anaris and Formless One in the game I do feel like it would've been an opportunity to introduce that part of the mythology. With the game being about Solas, the blight, the prison.
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>>502673606 >annoying fandom This is 100% bait
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>>502670436 Samson got a song, I don't think it's a popularity contest
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>>502673632 Emmrich is perfect
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>the most based character
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>>502671198 I hate her stupid thick nigger lips
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I like hard boiled detective wine aunts desu
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>>502674178 Darkspawn Lives Matter
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>has an OC donut steel valassin
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>>502674178 He's a bro, would kill Darkspawn and raise Griffons with him
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>>502674317 Now imagine how mad is mr. Wilson.
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>>502674294 obviously belongs to Anaris.
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>>502673471 >I like batfaced girls Go out and get yourself a hooker so you can get the prisongay and incelitis out of your system.
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>>502673606 Tranny tranny go away, hang yourself another day.
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>>502673471 step 1. go to your nearest massage parlor
step 2. ???
step 3. pay child support
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>>502674178 >>502674359 Nigga stole my griffon
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>>502674762 You fags are so easy to bait jesus christ
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>>502674876 Fuck off, HoF. You chose to bang a swamp witch and then abandoned your job when you reunited with her.
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>>502674414 >Anaris says he wants to escape the eye >Bellaars vassalin is a giant eye hmmnm
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>>502675110 job? That implies I was getting paid!
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>>502673632 when someone reduces dao romance arcs to "sex diapensers", they are
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>most universally loved characters >have no dialogue
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>>502675392 >he doesn't know Anonymous
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>>502675392 they talk
turn on the subtitles, lil' bro
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>>502675493 Stay away from the gingerwort tea
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>>502666969 The Coolest Vesperian, having the power of Maker and chuuni on his side
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>>502676669 Not so Divine now, eh?
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>>502676669 This is what happens when you do not moisturize
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>>502676839 A perfect fit for the Black City desu
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>>502676839 All Divines have their off days
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probably the highlight of the game. I just wish we could've seen more of Weisshauppt especially with connections to older characters
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Viper is a cool character with a kino voice and with the most retarded pseudonym ever.
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>>502677161 The Viper must strike.
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>>>502677161 It's hardly any worse than Nightingale or Madame de fer desu
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>>502674178 They should publish his monster manual. I don't think the franchise ever got a proper bestiary in print. Even the pen & paper roleplaying game didn't really get a sourcebook for that.
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>>502677161 Calling himself Snake would've been even more embarrassing
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Imagine the stories people would tell if he actually nailed that trickshot though
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>>502677351 circus outfit. But make it slutty
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>is a giant elfaboo so names Tevinter's districts and underground after Shartan and his revolution, and other Dalish terms >calls himself The Viper because the snake, along with dragons is the symbol of Tevinter
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>>502677161 >kino voice I first thought it was Baker, but turns out it was Mercer. Lmao every time
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>>502677526 But why Shadow Dragons instead of Shady Snakes
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>>502677161 Everyone makes fun of him for it so I think it's supposed to be retarded?
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>>502677668 because being the only snake in the dragons looks less conceited than being the only dragon among snakes
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>>502677526 >is a giant elfaboo so names Tevinter's districts and underground after Shartan and his revolution, and other Dalish terms Makes me wonder if wearing a symbol of Dumat/Dirtamen on his hat has something to do with it or it's just a tevinter thing.
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>>502677848 He knows we're all controlled by something greater than us: memes. It just works
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>>502674178 >Intentionally make the brownoids the only likeable characters Hate this trope
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>>502677858 That's a very deep thought,
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>>502677035 What's up with Loliana's Blight resistance now anyway? She is not Andraste so what is the reason?
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>>502677982 >Wypipo are always evil art imitating life
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>>502678083 Fucking when was she ever andraste?
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>>502678083 Lyrium ghost effect
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>>502678116 Ok holy shit, this guy is literally copypasted from a Shrek movie
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>>502678116 This literally looks like a Pixar villain
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>>502678116 >Albin >Albino We get it, you hate your own whiteness, trannydevs
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>>502678141 Andraste was a ginger
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>>502678116 he looks like a filthy southerner
disgusting
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>>502678686 Say that to Calpernia
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>>502674893 >I was merely pretending to be retarded Im not an actual retard haha Like pottery.
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>>502677110 >the highlight of the game is the villain gloating in the background while you do fetchquests Bordermeme2 ruined a whole generation of gamers.
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>>502632510 >>502636169 Josephine belongs to elven women.
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>Maevaris has a dwarf husband
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>>502680397 *Elven men
She deserves to be bred, like her sister
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If DA5 ever happens, I need the option for the MC to be Nevarran again
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>>502642128 Nah, she looks better with her short mop hair that says she's too cool to care about looking like a dork
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>>502681714 solas was right, she's a hideous creature
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>>502681834 Did he call her that?
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They did everything they could to kill off DA and the Dragon Age is over, now they can finally reboot it with a new Age name for all 50 players hyped to play it
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I'm already in Lothering but just found a bug fix mod that fixed content I already played through. Should I restart the game? :(
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>>502682336 I mean did you have bugs?
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>>502678190 That hairpiece kills me every time
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>>502682387 not that i know of but the mod includes cut content from the magi origin and i dont want to replay that shit again. but i feel like its late if i install it now.
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>december 4th is dragon age day
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>>502682258 He truly was Bioware's best writer
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>>502682758 The only one on the whole internet who even did anything for DA day last time was bluelightsfm
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>>502682258 >it's so over even xisters realized the maker is gone Poetry, really.
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>>502682875 Neoxie is so close to realising adding characters to fill a race quota despite it making no sense in universe is bad writing but she's just not quite there.
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>>502682875 >he said some fucked up stuff like what? All I remember was that he said people who romanced dwarves were pedos
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>>502682258 I'm sorry. You really were the secret sauce making these games any good.
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>>502683101 Probably that asian and negro elves make no sense in da since there's no room for them to become racially diverse due to their way of living and migration
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>>502683204 How the fuck is that racist? Elves are european creatures. It's like complaining there aren't black kitsune.
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>>502683204 Elves are literally just the results of spirits wanting to make physical bodies for themselves and some of them thought chink and black elves looked really cool, and bred with each other to keep the look
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>>502683204 But elves had an entire empire before their fall
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I wish I could leave Lucanis in the Ossuary and bring Viago aboard instead.
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>>502683896 a beard really is makeup for a man
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>>502683756 >leaving prime bitchy elf waifu for Rook's deadbeat ass Not on your life
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>>502682758 probably some more player choice stats from BW
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>>502683896 He'd be a genuine pretty boy with better hair desu
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>>502682258 Sorry, Gaider, you were the glue keeping this whole shit together in a somewhat coherent way and we realized that only too late.
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>morrigan actually looks like claudia black in datv
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Are we pretending that Gaider's new work is somehow better than Veilguard?
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>>502684440 Would smooch no matter her age
Though that being said DAV Morrigan is just 10 years older than DAI Morrigan
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>>502682258 I'm sorry gaider sama, please release a fanfiction that deletes veilg*ard
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>>502684440 Silly outfit in DAV, she would look much better naked
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>>502684593 dead in the fade
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>>502684440 Didn't she drink from the well of eternal youth? why'd they age her
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>>502684739 >the well of eternal youth it was a marketing term created by mythal for retards to keep getting possessed by her
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>>502684739 She just gained knowledge, not any Mythal powers
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>>502684457 I don’t think people bitching about le woke dragon age are going to know about a romance musical.
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>>502684739 it was just a knowledge well, and Inky can cuck her out of it
Much better they drink it anyway since her mom gives her a deep lore wisp anyway
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>>502684814 Where's Varric?
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what did bw do to gaider?
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>>502685018 BUILT FOR BIG DWARF COCK
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>>502684593 Don't ask questions.
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>>502684969 EA management wanted to turn him into a tranny to boost numbers.
David G. refused. Patrick W. accepted.
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Why the hell would anyone pick lichdom for Emmrich
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>>502685008 Making flashcards for the shems
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>>502685178 I did.
big mistake
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>>502685178 I did
Pure kino, especially with romance
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>>502684593 Dunno about you but I left that fucker in the Fade.
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>>502685193 that was bharv worthy mistake imo
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Whoever was in charge of bellara’s voice direction for all of her banter should be fired
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>>502685178 for corpse sex
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>>502685304 Elves aren't worth bharving for
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>>502685178 Because it was his dream
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>last shot of the game is Varric up in the sky like Mufasa
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>reinforcing emmrich’s fear of death
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>>502685629 He's no Astarion so it's fine
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>>502685631 never saw her because I always save the mages
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>>502685629 Not my problem. There's only one man I care about helping in this game.
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>>502685629 he comes to terms with it in lich path though. Its part of the requirement
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>>502685520 HoF’s greatest cultural impact
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>>502685679 >I always save the mages for 3 games straight mages are proven to be fucking idiots
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>>502684969 He hinted at management wanting to make the games dumber and dumber to appeal to a wider audience, especially during/after Inquisition. He refused and decided to leave, and years later they fired other promiment writers because they wouldn't accept their terms (also monetary, Gaider said there had been budget cuts, too).
Laidlaw left, too, but was hired back as a consultant when modern BW realized they didn't know shit about how Veilguard was supposed to work, while Gamble was asked to focus on DA before the new ME, with Epler being the only "original" DA dev left in the team. That's why he was the only one who recognized Zevran during an interview, while the other new devs couldn't - you should have seen his face, he looked ready to cry or kill someone.
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>>502685803 Time traveling adventures>>>all
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>>502685520 Heckin nuggerinos!
Leliana asked me if I wanted a NUG
A NUGHUE, ROOK!
HAHAH!!!!
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>>502685752 >Here Leliana, the guy who sold it me said they breed fast so make sure they don't escape or the ecosystem is fucked. Anonymous
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>>502685819 >he looked ready to cry or kill someone timestamp
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>>502685950 >Ooo la la, I won't rest until the nug is ze very symbol of Andraste! Anonymous
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>>502685631 Post her cute teefies
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>>502685950 Leliana created the land goldfish
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The use of vocabulary in Veilguard is terrible. Sometimes the characters sound like protagonists out of a YA novel, and the gap between this game and the previous ones is even more evident when you hear Solas or Morrigan talk, followed by Rook's or a companion's remarks. I'm not saying Origins, DA2 or DAI were literary masterpieces, but there clearly was someone who knew some basic English behind their dialogues and lines. Veilguard is full of people who can't put two basic sentences together.
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>>502685819 interesting stuff ngl
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>>502685730 That's not a man, that's a wisp, dummy.
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>>502686313 >tfw solas and manfred are on the same level of sentience Anonymous
>>502686313 if it has a cock, it's a man
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>>502686394 Manfred is arguably smarter
Also the better artist
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>>502686394 I always got the impression that wisps are not actually on the same level. They're always portrayed as like friendly little creatures that are willing to do whatever you ask when summoned.
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>>502685819 >Gamble was asked to focus on DA before the new ME Jesus, is that why the game sounds and plays like a Mass Effect game? No wonder it doesn't feel like you're in Thedas, the whole mood feels off.
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>>502686394 >Dragon Age 5 is about Manfred causing the end of the World Anonymous
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>>502686467 >he doesn't know Anonymous
Can't take 1 more minute of this slop
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>>502686779 A wise decision, anon.
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>>502686537 I think wisps are an evolutionary step behind spirits. Emmrich says Manfred will become smarter and stronger the more experience and guidance he gets, so he'll probably evolve from simple wisp of Curiosity into a full fledged spirit of Curiosity.
Solas probably went through something similar - studying and admiring ancient dwarves, Titans, and nature from the Fade until he became fully aware and powerful and wishing to spread all the knowledge he had accumulated Anonymous
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>>502686779 You sound like one of the companions
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>>502686981 Sorry, I'm just not me without coffee
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I'd join the Tevinter Chantry for this man
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>>502686949 Hmmm makes sense
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>>502686779 >Veilguard >Expensive to play legally >Not fun >Souldraining, depressing even >Playing with your cat >Free >Fun >Makes you happy Anonymous
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>>502686949 >Lavellan can romance a sentient amoeba Anonymous
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>>502687087 He was really on a red black annd gold armor kick at some point in development.
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>>502686779 >I'll go play with my cat based
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>>502686949 You are correct. In fact, this is exactly what makes necromancy morally "correct", wisps aren't exactly spirits or 'people', hence they cannot be considered truly alive, and that allows necros not to feel guilty of anything that might happen to a wisp because of their magic
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>>502678190 That doesn’t really make sense for when you don't kill her and she's still more resistant.
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women seem to love da games way more than men do
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>>502686949 And spirits can also become further refined, like the one spirit of curiosity who becomes spirit of elegy.
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>>502687087 I want these tattoos instead of a slop we got
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>>502687360 It's literally because of him. He pounded the virtual pussies of millions
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>>502680989 The missed chance of everyone there having a over the top German accent.
>Vat you never had ze kurage to! Anonymous
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>>502687462 he's just like me fr fr
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>>502687304 Mortalitasi at least are supposed to treat them with respect anyway. Depending on how devout they are they literally believe spirits contain some of the soul.
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>>502687428 >the one spirit of curiosity who becomes spirit of elegy. Who?
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>>502687360 RPGs in general. The more the focus went away from RPG and more towards romance, this more it happened. BW is to blame though
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>>502687519 True, but it's still not the same as tampering with another person's life essence (which is technically blood magic)
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>>502687564 >>502687428 Oh do you mean those ones in Minrathous and Hossberg?
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>>502687462 >Insecure virgin irl: Ewww >Insecure virgin in a video game: Waaaooww! Anonymous
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>>502687703 >Insecure virgin (with royal blood flowing in his veins)
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>>502687703 Doesn't matter if you're a handsome devil like Alistair
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>>502687360 There's probably a pipeline that goes from Zevran/Fenris to Astarion, just saying
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>the Kal Sharok dwarves "great corruption" was just saying fuck that to the caste system, and doing whatever job needed doing so they could survive being locked away with the Darkspawn
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>>502687703 Are you a handsome, charismatic prince of a brave and noble organisation?
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>>502687763 It did matter to me. I hate Alastair.
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>>502687703 Women like pathetic men who aren’t bitter annoying weirdos about it.
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>>502687794 >Wardens >>>>>noble Anonymous
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>>502687793 >storyskipper They tell you that they have taint in their blood that allows them to feel the 'spawns
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>>502687830 >hates alistair >loves solas you really have no fucking taste
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>>502687862 >ethots calling His Majesty Theirin pathetic baka
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>>502687304 Well, yes, I agree with you, but I understand why Solas throws a sissy fit every time Dorian or another character throws spirits and wisps under the bus. For him, they are on the same level, all worthy of respect (in fact, he refers to Manfred as a "spirit of curiosity" if you have Emmrich in your team before the final battle). Since they are just spirits not yet fully formed, they are all equal and part of the original "race" he came from - it'd be like a person not defending babies because they aren't adult humans yet.
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>>502687360 let's hope women actually buy games too
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>>502687906 I cannot tell you how fast I swapped him out for Loghain and reveled in watching that manchild cry and shit his diaper when I made him a Grey Warden.
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>>502688016 they do, women are better consumers
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>>502688078 >evil woman reveling in cruelty Many such cases!
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>>502687998 >but I understand why Solas throws a sissy fit every time Dorian or another character throws spirits and wisps under the bus It's ambiguous. Dorian isn't a trve mortalitasi, he's just a fanboy that has no respect for the spirits and the rites. If you keep Manfred, Solas, in dialogue with Emmrich, says that spirits love and respect him, and he himself is very reverent towards him. I'd say Mourn Watcher necromancy is similar to Fade Rift magic in DAI.
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>>502688301 HOLY BOOOOOOBA
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>>502688301 Bethany likes the Circle
Carver is better for Wardens
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>>502688504 Does she? Does that have anything to do with her being called "Princess Piss"?
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>>502688645 Yeah she writes letters saying she's basically happy there and wondering if it was even worth all the strife their family went through to keep her out of it. But I mean, take that with a grain of salt obviously. I still would prefer that for my sister over being a Warden.
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>>502688734 It's not like the Templars aren't keeping an eye on the correspondents that goes in and outside the circle.
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>>502688734 Meredith edits those letters
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Why are elves no longer skinny but now look like regular humans with pointy ears?
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>>502689235 have you actually looked at what slender fucks these elves are
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>>502689235 >Why are elves no longer skinny Anonymous
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>>502689235 I'm sad that they abandoned the whole "flat nose bridge" concept, I actually liked it.
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>>502689235 Why are elves niggers and gooks when they were supposed to be Welsh?
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>>502689495 The original Welsh were black
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>>502689495 >games were elves were Welsh DA2
>games were they weren't Everything else
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Now that the dust has settled, how do we cope?
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>>502689658 Only Merrill was Welsh
everybody else was Irish
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>>502689757 DAO armor was an abomination
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>>502689852 t. Corinne Busche
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>>502689757 We trust in DA5 erasing the events of VG.
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>>502690071 >Spirit of choice making me choose Anonymous
assan dive bombing into suicide was really fucked up
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>>502690218 Shouldn't have talked up turlum
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>>502690128 All this bullshit makes me want to replay DAO
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>>502690128 I miss some of the horror themes of DAO. Spooky Redcliffe and the Tower and the Deep Roads all had a good atmosphere going for them.
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>>502690217 Sexual intercourse with Imshael (forma de booba) when
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>>502690384 I wonder if they motion captured this by getting drugged up homeless from the street.
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>>502690384 ...What are they doing?
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>tfw mods don't work on the cracked version >EA app runs like shit and makes launching the game a hassle >can't pay 40 bucks to have the game i already own on steam as well
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>>502690605 Having fun, unlike Rook
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>>502690612 Why the fuck would you buy it on origin
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>>502690789 well it was a very long time ago and frosty mod manager is built for the origin version of the game.
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>>502690612 What, which game are we talking? VG?
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>>502690384 I replayed Origins last week
I did Human Noble
now I wish I had did female city elf
now playin Inquisition
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>>502691027 Why wouldn't mods work on the cracked version? I am pretty sure they do.
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>>502690612 having to mod DAO is the only reason I haven't played it for like 8 years, also no controller support really sucks
anyone tried emulating the ps3 or x360 versions?
are they any good?
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>>502683052 >she I've got news for you.
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>>502691136 why would you want to use a controller? It plays much better with KB+M. Veilguard is the only one that is better with a controller
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>>502691226 my wrists hurt from carpal tunnel
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>>502682258 One tard to tardwrangle them all
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>>502691340 stop masturbating
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>>502691226 Inquisition is unplayable whit keyboard
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>>502691098 the mods would probably work, but the frosty mod manager has a certain process when launching the game which seems to rely on the connection to origin being present. now that i think about it there may have been a way to disable that process but eh, i'll just play it normally then.
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>>502691607 I'm pretty sure I got Frosty mod manager working for the cracked version of Andromeme.
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>>502691401 I can't, neve is too hot...
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Why does sitting on the archon's chair seemingly let people control blight tentacles?
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>>502692169 the control tentacle is a buttplug that you have to sit on which is attached to the chair
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>>502692169 it's the command terminal of the blight
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>>502682758 Does anyone give a shit?
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>>502692169 ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL I ain't gonna explain shit
Jests aside, probably has something to do with Elgarnan seething that "I gave you this power, and this is how you repay me" etc
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>>502684814 >>502684904 Thought you were hot, guess what you're not.
You are dead,
dead,
dead.
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>>502692650 But if they already got the power then why do they need to sit on the archon's chair?
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Any mod that makes traash less painful to look at
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>>502693271 She died in the books like a decade ago anon
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>>502693418 Not yet. Frostbite is a bitch to mod, and the tools only work for extraction atm
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>>502686537 >>502686949 Wasnt that mentioned somwhere in a codex in DA1?
How wisps are basically remains of other spirits that kinda fused together?
I could have sworn there was mention of it somewhere.
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>>502692650 Cory could have been the true savior of Thedas
With his control of demons and even some blight(?) he could have killed the other arch-demons and like he said "correct this blighted world"
He could even have unified southern and northern Thedas within the Tevinter Empire and buttfucked the qunari, but no some retard calling themselves "the Herald of Andraste" had to step in and ruin everything
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>>502693243 Tentacle insertion is required.
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>>502691805 Stop touching pp, it's that simple.
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>>502693673 Coryphynus hands typed this post
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>>502693673 His dumbass wanted into the Fade and Inqy gave it to him. Should have just bided his time for 10 years and he could have sucked Elgar's dick personally.
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So how much is Red Lyrium talked about in Veilguard? I just realized that Red Lyrium being spread across southern Thedas during Inquisition could have helped explain why it was devastated so much during Veilguard if the Blight super charged it to spread like it was Tiberium.
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>>502694476 I think it's mentioned once in regards to the Evanuris dagger and that's it.
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>>502694476 Briefly. Neve casually carries a piece of it around with her during one of the quests. Lmao
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>>502692650 What happened to the orbs? Why they abandoned the orbs for the lyrium dagger? Even Dorian mentions that the Tevinter dreamers used the Orbs
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>>502694664 >What happened to the orbs? Why they abandoned the orbs for the lyrium dagger? Even Dorian mentions that the Tevinter dreamers used the Orbs As a mage, you literally carry an orb and a dagger as your second set of weapons. Think about it
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>>502694976 the Orbs were made by killing titans
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just let whoever wrote the mourn watch stuff write the next game
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>titans currently exist as dreams in the fade, bodies in the earth, and shades that just go wherever
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>>502694476 cory despite dying like a bitch won the war, ironic
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>>502695474 Just watch Wednesday or something instead.
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Shadow dragons cum together!
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>>502694664 >>502695163 It's heavily implied orbs were made out of Titans' hearts, but that's it, Veilguard completely forgets about the subject. It actually looks like all the Evanuris had their own dagger once upon a time (there is a cutscene "mural" implying this, and the Caretaker says "You carry the Wolf's fang"), but now only Solas' remains. It'd make sense if they fought using an orb and a dagger like
>>502694976 said, and it would also confirm Solas rushes into battle without thinking, because he's used to close combat, something Blackwall can scolds him for if he falls in battle in Inquisition ("Solas, I told you to stand back!")
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>>502695758 I’m too decrepit and old for that
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>>502687304 Thats not only part of what makes necromancy evil.
Never mind the moral implications of putting spirits/demons into corpses that could go out of Control.
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>>502695474 At this point I'm convinced Sylvia Feketekuty cares more about DA lore than Kirby or Weekes. Josie? Champions of the Just? What Pride Had Wrought? The Mourn Watch and Emmrich? All her.
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You know what else Veilguard forgot about was what about that room with all the ancient elf coffins? Presumably just in uthenera but waiting to be awakened.
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>>502695838 Neve cums with Lucanis. And she doesn't wash the smell off afterwards.
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>>502696340 Yeah, thought about it as well. RIP
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>>502696194 Wasn't there a short story or codex entry about a young Cassandra visiting the Necropolis to "meet" the old Kings of Nevarra, as it was customary for Nevarran nobles, and she sees one of them richly dressed, but basically used as a museum prop, gazing at her, terribly sad and resigned? I don't doubt the Mourn Watch cares for spirits, but it was heavily implied they were also using them to build their prestige and keep getting funds - it's basically a cult revolving around funerary rites, and it's a shame Bioware also sanitized it, together with many other concepts introduced in past games.
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>>502695838 Inside each other*
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>>502682758 Nov 7 was ME day and nothing happened
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>>502696340 Yeah, they were probably supposed to be part of Solas' army, together with the younger generation of elves fleeing their masters and jobs to join him in his new rebellion. Even Abelas and his sentinels, if left alive, would have been great to see again, because they would actually have all the reasons to see their world restored and their master avenged, and it looked like that was the direction they were going for, with Solas telling Abelas there were "other duties" and "elves such as I" waiting for them.
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Is it true that having sex with a dwarven woman, is basically like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
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>>502696721 I mean Cass thinks the whole corpse worship thing is horrible and morbid regardless so she’s not exactly an unbiased perspective. You can actually talk to Emmrich about the royal necromancers dealing with the king a bit so that aspect of them isn’t gone.
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>>502696373 Wait is Taash saying she can pick out the scent of Lucanis's semen?
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>>502697387 Taash just has that retarded supernatural sense of smell where she can somehow pick up emotions
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>>502697387 Yes? They can smell cum, you know.
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>>502697387 When dogs track a person based on scent are they tracking the smell of their cum? Get a grip.
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>>502689550 >>502689779 People that advocate for Diversity-Elves deserve narrative abortions like Veilguard.
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>>502696721 Emmrich and Lucanis touch on it a little in their banter. The Grand Necropolis basically encapsulates the bulk of Nevarra's national economy. The whole kingdom's prosperity is essentially married to running a giant theme park with an Addams Family aesthetic. the entire country of Nevarra is like Orlando, Florida if every day of the year was Halloween.
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>>502697772 you will never enjoy a video game ever again
and that makes me happy
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>>502697984 I have never enjoyed them.
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>>502688734 Its prob varric making donations to the templars so Bethany gets preferential treatment, also Hawke being a big shot noble
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>>502697772 The diversity elf is one of the best parts of this game
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>No nudity >Not even for the sex scenes
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>>502698105 even better
stay miserable
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>>502694476 They dropped the red lyrium subplot harder than they dropped the part about Elves all around Thedas suddenly fucking off to join Solas in the Cisquisition ending.
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>>502698213 >No nudity Which is weird because there is a option in the settings to censor nudity
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>>502698213 >gave himself tits and a gay little one piece Anonymous
>>502696340 >no Solas' rebel army fighting the Qun and evil magisters in northern Thedas, with "the slightest" finally uniting to restore ancient Elvhenan >no dwarves finally rediscovering the Titans again, instead we got Orzammar trying to sweep everything under the rug for some reason >no "reckoning that will shake the very heavens" with Mythal finally getting her revenge after centuries of "crawling for justice" >Sandal's prophecy completely forgotten >Drakon's prophecy about the Titans raising again completely forgotten >the Qunari feeding their saarebas red lyrium is also forgotten, while it would have made the concept of the Antaam blindly following elven gods have more sense >they never address why Weisshaupt "went silent" after Inquisition >red lyrium isn't that dangerous anymore >the Seekers knowing the cure for Tranquility, the very thing that affects Titans and causes the Blight, is never addressed >the HoF looking for a cure is also never addressed again >we will never know what Flemythal wanted to do with the Old God's soul Kieran kept >that part is also forgotten: was he housing an Evanuris' soul, then, or just their dragon's? What were the implications of such a thing? >the Well of Sorrows doesn't matter, Morrigan automatically accepted Mythal's memories after her sad mother appeared to her one night, despite all the abuse she went through I mourn the game we could have got.
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>>502698213 it really annoys me for some reason Rook is sleeping on a couch for months
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>>502698213 Damn Harding is pretty buff.
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>>502698218 Heavy is the head that wears the crown
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>>502698213 People don't put back their underwear after sex? I'm a virgin
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>>502698607 Egg boy doesn't wear hats.
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>>502698729 how else would they let Taash know bodily fluids had been exchanged?
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>>502698430 MIdgets are usually ripped af
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>>502698368 >the Well of Sorrows doesn't matter, Morrigan automatically accepted Mythal's memories after her sad mother appeared to her one night, despite all the abuse she went through >Morrigan and Solas suddenly introduced as friends with each other, as if they never bickered like two hateful siblings in Inquisition I was so confused when that Dalish elf in the VeilJumpers camp told Morrigan she didn't trust her because of her being friends with the Dread Wolf. Since when they are friends? Just because Morrigan now has Mythal's memories? How do the Dalish even know they are friends, then?
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>>502699201 >Sorry Solas. The Empress hates bald guys. Here wear this. Anonymous
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>>502696373 >>502696856 >>502696968 >Taash, the most immature and abrasive character who acts like a retarded teenager somehow has the superpower of empathy through smell Its like the writing in VG actively looks for new ways to make you cringe.
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>>502697984 >I cut off my nose to spite my face! Ok Taash.
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>>502699296 >No problem, my lady Inquisitor. >*stands in the corner and gets smashed for the rest of the night* Anonymous
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>>502699201 >The Drasca were an order of warriors formed in the ancient Anderfels to resist the Tevinter Imperium reconquest in -535 Ancient. Renowned for their whirling blades and skill with the bow, they were brutally hunted by the Imperium until the last members fled into the Blasted Hills of the south. >Rumors persisted that the Drasca continued on and played a part in the Anders rebellion against Orlesian rule following the Second Blight, but if that is true, they subsequently drifted into obscurity once again. >mfw I discovered the hat was actually a reference to a group of rebels that fought agains the Orlesian empire Solas, you sly fuck. It's the little things.
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>>502699296 Was the helmet clipping through his face foreshadowing for him being a spirit?
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>>502698212 Hes not, hes just as forgettable as the black guy from Mass Effect2 and BG3.
I like the call this archetype "black action man" because its such a cliche at this point where they are closeted homos that have their family behind to prove themselves while sucking cock.
Its something that only a basedcuck can Imagine is what a masculine man is like.
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>>502698218 >I will own the chuds through consuming slop even harder! I thought you guys didnt like cultural appropriation.
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>>502699870 I'm 99% sure they only added tits and bulge slider to let you play a tranny. Why does this pointless thing exist?
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>>502698213 Its weird. In inquisition I remember cassandra and my inquisitor naked, She even climbs on top. Veilguard is rather prudish.
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>>502700041 To gather redditpoints
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>>502700041 It was a marketing gimmick similar to cyberpunk talking about how you can customise your dick. It gets people talking
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>>502699907 its time to change hobby
vidya clearly aren't making you happy anymore
:)
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>>502699770 Nobody wants to hear about your fetish dude.
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>>502699770 >he's projecting his homosexuality again Anonymous
>>502700328 This pretty much lol. There are still several daily threads in /v/ absolutely seething at Veilguard, meanwhile I just played through the game, had fun and moved on. These people choose to suffer by engaging with hate and misery.
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>>502699201 Besides the ugly hat, I hate that he doesn't smile at her
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>Bethany: Uncle Gamlen's been sneaking into my room. He thinks I don't notice, but he's not exactly a master criminal.
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>>502700669 let people enjoy things, chud
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>>502700783 That's the thing. They clearly don't enjoy themselves.
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>Veilguard not even nominated for best RPG
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strange, because blood magic threw my mage into the fade in origins
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>>502701019 Doesn't deserve it
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>>502701019 There was literally ONE part of this game that I would even consider as "role playing"
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>>502701124 It's also what got the magisters sidereal into the golden city.
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I chose the Shadow Dragons because I want Maevaris to groom Rook
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>>502700737 classic uncle gamlen
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>>502701365 That's what trannies do I suppose.
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>>502701124 Iirc it makes it difficult to enter the Fade through sleep, by dreaming, and that's why Solas doesn't use it. It'd be just like drinking a very large cup of tea every evening.
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>>502701019 Only nominated for "innovation for accessibility" whatever that is. What I find comical is during the review phase the jounos where claiming this could be a goty contender
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>>502701019 We can play roles in Veilguard??
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>>502701193 >Dragon's Dogma 2 >Elden Ring DLC >Final Fantasy Rebirth >Like a Dragon IW >Metaphor Anonymous
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If Bioware wanted another GOTY, they should've improved upon perfection
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>>502701718 A fucking DLC stole our rightful spot???
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>>502701718 >Elden Ring DLC shouldn't be nominated. It shows how weak this year was.
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>>502701761 The game was rigged from the start
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>only nominated for the most accessible game
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>>502701019 Is Veilguard supposed to be a role-playing game?
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>>502701761 It mogs Troonguard desu
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>>502701019 BUT WE GOT TE INNOVATION AND ACCESSIBILITY NOMINATION
TAKE THAT, CHUDS!
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>>502701718 The dlc will probably win too
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>>502702059 More of an RPG than Elden Ring DLC for sure.
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>>502702059 if role = not your gender assigned at birth, then yes
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>>502701718 >not a single western game Absolute state of the west
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>>502701718 You know I thought Dragon's Dogma 2 got a similar reception critically to Veilguard but I see it reviewed a bit better. DLC getting nominated is odd but they announced it was possible a little while ago so predictable.
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>pfftt, dragons don't have kings, they have QWEENS
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>>502702345 At least Veilguard ran well and the story, while stupid, is comprehensible.
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>>502702345 DD2 was terrible. I enjoyed going around as a wizard throwing fireballs and shit but after hitting the same mob every 5m it got boring quick
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>>502702454 >Ants don't have kings, they have queens >reee, why are you assigning gender roles? Anonymous
>Innovation in Accessibility Award >Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 >Diablo IV >Dragon Age: The Veilguard >Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown >Star Wars Outlaws >This award was established to honor games that make maximum use of functions, technology, and content to enhance enjoyment for a wider range of users.
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>>502702454 High dragons have always been female in this setting you larping newfag
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>>502702345 DD was never a compelling deep rpg. It is fun though.
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>>502701718 >No Starfield DLC Anonymous
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>>502702712 >literally the special needs award >probably gonna lose it too Deserved kek
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>>502702712 >the game is now accessible to the blind, deaf, comatose, lobotomy patients Anonymous
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>>502701718 Half of these aren't even rpgs what the fuck
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What miserable listings overall. I hope Balatro wins GOTY just because it would be funny.
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>>502703118 Monke game wins
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how the mighty have fallen...
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I dunno if I should grip about it here cuz lord knows the spot wouldn't go to Veilguard but seeing Silent Hill 2 nominated for Best Narrative feels unfair since it's following the same story from decades ago beat for beat - not even a re-imaging like Rebirth just the same story.
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>>502702306 >the only actual choice you have in the game in regards your rook is being trans impressive, 10 years of dev time for a single choice that came from the dei departament that isnt even involved in the making of the game
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>>502702345 I waited many years both for DD2 and Veilguard, and I have to say DD2's ending with your main pawn thanking you and sacrificing themselves for you hit me more than Veilguard's ending ever could. DD2 was a mess, yes, but I had lots of fun running around with my pawns, solving quests with them, exploring the world and making enemies explode. Veilguard only made me feel very sad, because it's clearly a game cobbled together from different corpse pieces, all the previous lore forgotten (or rewritten due to the Executors being the Illuminati behind everything).
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This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be a Dragon Age game and not be nominated for RPG of the year?
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>>502702712 >>502703435 Star Wars Outlaws actually has more nominations than Veilguard.
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>>502703435 Its the mastectomy scars that got them nominated
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It’s always funny to see people pretend they actually care about the game awards
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>>502696340 isn't that the graveyard fron Dragon Age 2 where you take Merrill to resurrect Flemeth from the pendant?
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>>502701718 Metaphor has got this in the bag.
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>>502703598 Its a bad rpg, though so is DD2
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>>502699870 >tits can't be big naturally Anonymous
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>>502703591 >DD2's ending with your main pawn thanking you and sacrificing themselves >You have given me a gift beyond measure: a fledgling will that burns within my breast. >with this playing in the background: https://youtu.be/UI-7kH3p9As?feature=shared&t=320 The game disappointed me, but man, the chills during that moment.
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>>502704267 This is a hate post. Delete it now.
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>>502703943 No it's that chamber in that section of the deep roads you visit in Trespasser
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>>502703285 Eh, I never hear people talk about that game beyond player numbers, I seriously doubt there is such traction behind it outside China.
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>>502701718 Maybe Veilguard's DLC will make it in 2025
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>>502705147 >Veilguard's DLC Anon, I...
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remember when the Qun were militaristic expansionist muslim communists?
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>>502705361 Remember in VG when they said that Karash was going back to Par Vollen to have his "mind healed" and the player is supposed to just unironically believe he will be legitimately healed because this game doesn't tell you anything about what the Qun actually is? Good times good times.
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>>502705361 Don't confuse the Antaam for the Qunari as a whole. #NotAllQunari
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>>502705361 Erm only the army are evil chud as all armies are
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>>502705503 The way they keep retconning the Qun, I'm convinced he actually goes to get healed in a Qunari inclusive therapy group or something.
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>>502705361 >Sten falling for an ambush and being so seriously injured he had to retreat with the caretakers and spy castes while losing control over the entire military caste >Leliana and Alistair nowhere to be seen while the Blight destroys the south >Zevran forgotten and the crows don't steal children to train them anymore, they're actually good guys >Morrigan a shadow of her former self, now with amnesia They really hate DAO and the old fans, damn.
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>>502705361 >muslim communists Is that why they had the bad Qunari split from the Qun in game?
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>>502705856 islam is LGBTQRPITH++ friendly
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>>502703435 surely velguard can at least win some awards, right?
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>>502705503 I just assume that every Qunari in this game is full of shit. Taash literally tells you about how her mother had to smuggle her out.
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>>502706471 It's only nominated in a single category.
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>>502706512 There's also a point where Taash says something like her mom just walked out since the "Qun isn't a prison" so fuck knows.
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>>502701718 Hey wait a minute how did DLC and DD2 get on the list but P3R didn't
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>>502706512 Tal-vashot are all ignorant liars yes
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>>502705898 Heh, more or less, but at least past games offered you different points of view into the matter. In DAO we had only Sten as an example, while DA2 showed us the good and bad side of the Qunari, how it actually helped people find themselves and reach happiness or escape from slavery, while also being merciless with those who didn't share their views. Same in Inquisition, with Bull chafing under some rules, but believing the Qun to be a good thing for many people, his friend Gatt saying the Qunari saved his life and gave him purpose, while Solas sees it as a prison, as chains that stop someone from flourishing as they wish ("A farmer can't hope to be a poet under the Qun" banter). You were given the chance to form your own opinion on the matter.
In Veilguard we have the Antaam (all bad), the Butcher (with whom Rook can't sympathize), Taash's mother (very strict, clearly depicted as a figure Taash should respect, but not follow, because her ideas are outdated), the frail Qunari seamaster who was traumatized by the Antaam, a random Qunari dude in the Shadow Dragons hideout aaaand... that's it, the Qun is bad and they are even following the gods, so go kill some horned guys.
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>>502706903 Her mom raised her wrong as a joke
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>>502707229 I like how you just casually didn't mention Tallis. The most hateable character ever made.
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>>502707431 Ah shit, I genuinely forgot about her. Can't even remember what she did to be honest
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>>502705361 Don't forget the random qunari npc who says only the Antaam abuses the mages. ONLY them.
>>502706512 I wish.
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>>502706512 >Taash literally tells you about how her mother had to smuggle her out. >but later she says "The Qun isn't a prison, you can leave if you want." >the Qun sending assassins after Bull if he becomes Tal-Vashoth >Sten killing an entire family after losing his sword because he can't go back home without it What the fuck were they smoking while writing this game?
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>>502701019 Hey, but that 100% youtuber has said its his GOTY!
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>Solas says we need someone who can kill gods >well gee if that's not my job then maybe you can recommend me someone >apparently no >but Neve knows a guy >his qualifications is killing a few dozen mages >oh wait she doesn't actually know him, she knows of him >and also he's been AWOL for a year and is presumed dead >suddenly we're on a near literal fishing expedition to find a godkiller who has no more experience killing gods than anyone else does >he's surprisingly alive but suffers from being an insomniac pseudo-abomination with a crippling caffeine addiction >most meaningful contribution is taking shifts in the kitchen
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neve should have been the non binary companion
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>>502708060 I mean everything she knows about the Qun comes from her hypocritical conservative traditionalist mother.
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>>502708210 She certainly sounds like it
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>Trans rights are qunari rights
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>>502708432 I will never play this dlc
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>>502708060 >the Qun sending assassins after Bull if he becomes Tal-Vashoth In his case he's a spy with presumably valuable information now working for the largest organization in southern Thedas. Bonus he'll note how it wasn't a serious assassination attempt but a formality.
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>>502708598 But the actor self insert waifu!!
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>>502707431 >>502708432 I still say she was the beginning of the fall of the Qunari. Before her you have Sten and the Arishok . Since MotA it's been Talis, Iron Bull and Taash.
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>>502708210 My friend became convinced that Harding was non-binary for some reason.
He never played a Dragon Age game before and hates woke stuff so I'm not sure why he even tried it other then he knew I was playing it.
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>>502708784 Sten is the only good qunari
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>from winning GOTY to not even being nominated for best RPG
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>>502708598 its a fun one, the self insert donut steel elf doesnt ruin it, but yeah shes gets off free even if you antagonise her
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>>502709405 Even worse, she leaves you blueballed
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>>502709319 Inquisition I kneel...
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>>502709319 Has Mr Weekes called them all Nazis yet?
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>>502709319 Which is funny, since Veilguard is a much better game.
Shows you how much standards have improved.
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>>502709691 >mr That’s Mx Weekes
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>>502708189 The whole point of Trespasser's ending showing the Inquisitor stab Tevinter and say "We find people he doesn't know" was to form a group of professionals Solas had never worked with before, so that he couldn't anticipate their moves.
Instead we got Varric and Harding, two people Solas knew very well, hiring Rook, who's already famous in their field, automatically prompting Solas into digging up info about them: he tells you this during a Fade conversation, making the whole "people he doesn't know" premise completely useless.
Lucanis isn't really a god-killer, just a mage one, so even if the Evanuris are powerful mages, it doesn't make sense to put the entire weight of the mission on him, especially when Rook can say the Evanuris aren't "simple mages" like those Neve is used to.
Taash is a random nobody from Rivain with a good knowledge of normal dragons, but she herself says she has no idea how to fight blighted dragons. Also for some reason we went to Rivain instead of Nevarra, a country famous for her strong dragon hunters.
Davrin, Bellara, and Emmrich make a bit more sense, even though Bellara just offers some random mythological info about the gods and fixes an eluvian once; Davrin doesn't really have a solution for the new Blight; Emmrich forges the fake blade at the end, but that's it. Neve and Harding are in the team because they witnessed Varric's death and have a personal reason to fight, but even then, why should Neve care about a dwarf she doesn't know well who just hired her for a job?
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>Veilguard is a much better game
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>>502709319 Inquisition had literally no competition and everyone here seethed about it winning
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>>502709691 Gaider mogged Weekes
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>>502709861 Nevarra hasn’t been famous for dragon hunting since they drove them to extinction because of said dragon hunting
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>>502709861 >making the whole "people he doesn't know" premise completely useless. This was always just cope wishful thinking on the Inquisition's part anyway. Even if you got Solas people didn't know about he would instantly find out about them so what's the point?
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>>502709524 >go along with the qunari spy and do her bidding to just get a kiss and goodbye at the end proper reward for simp behavior
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>>502709765 Inquisition had
>decent banters >decent music >decent lore >good zones >your past choices mattered >better artstyle Veilguard has
>better gameplay >some better QoL aspects >that's it There's a reason why even the most diehard fans are hating this game with a passion.
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>>502709319 A lot can happen in a decade.
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>plummeting down sales charts >player numbers collapsing >not nominated for GOTY
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>>502709319 as much shit Inquisition has, it did one thing right
I think the plot is good, you start with the Mage-Templar conflict, which in itself is a world crisis and then you get Corypheus
they also did the whole Faith brings people together in a decent way, not like Trannyguard that went out of it's way to disprove Andrastrianism
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>>502709319 >>502709924 Yeah it really needs to be looked at in the context of what the state of the genre was at the time. RPGs were not in a great spot back then.
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>>502711071 Wasn't Rebirth a colossal flop lmao?
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>>502711105 religion is bad mmkay
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>>502710963 Probably riddled with Lyrium
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>>502710895 Deserved. They did a serviceable (not perfect) job with my husband and I enjoyed that, but the rest of the game is not Dragon Age and deserves all the criticism it gets. These companions will be forgotten. No one will be debating or discussing anything about this game in the years to come. This game offered nothing for the fandom to keep their love of Dragon Age alive like the other games did.
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>>502710963 Mythal's bathwater
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>>502711410 >No one will be debating or discussing anything about this game in the years to come Wait let me rephrase this:
>Nothing except about how they would have written it better and fixed it. I already saw someone say they're inspired to write a DA inspired novel and do it right just because this game failed so hard kek
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>>502710537 >>that's it I think it's fair to say that the game is prettier to look at. Graphically it's a major upgrade over DAI. Lighting, physics, rendering, etc. Technical improvements were made.
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>>502711670 I'm seeing a lot fix-it fanfics. So that's a good sign.
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>not even hair physics nomination
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game quality aside, was veilguard released to late to be considered for game of the year?
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>>502712382 It got a nom for accessibility so it probably could've gotten a nom in other categories.
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>>502712382 Maybe? Though it got a accessibility nomination.
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>>502712656 >>502712643 true but stuff like that is marketed early and we had multiple dev blogs over the summer showing stuff like that
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Oh God its so fucking cringe! Its like someone made a Mexican cartel that doesn't like drugs.
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>>502684739 >>502711410 >Deserved. They did a serviceable (not perfect) job with my husband the thing that drives me mad is how no one ever raises the possibility that Solas goals are legitimate and worth fighting for even if his methods are not. Having two(2) elf companions behaving like mouth breathing retards that want to fucking get old and die is mind boggling.
>the veil is unnatural and shouldn't exist? who cares lmao Anonymous
>"Woke" game wins >it was manipulated >GOTYs are legit as heck!
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>>502712853 >the thing that drives me mad is how no one ever raises the possibility that Solas goals are legitimate and worth fighting They even retconned the one person who shows up in this game who ever agreed with him. I really need some fucking answers on whose idea it was to remove any SEMBLANCE of conflict from this game. I want to hear John Epler say it out of his fat fucking mouth.
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>>502712941 We're just enjoying another way Veilguard has failed anon, I don't think anyone here cares beyond schadenfreude at Bioware
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>>502713198 the Dalish deserved a WIN though!! that's why they side with the shems against the guy that wants to give them immortality and magic power :))
I hate Epler so much it's unreal
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>>502712850 CONTRACT KILLING IS MY ANTI-DRUG
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>>502713538 EVEN IF the Dalish are going to be that retarded (honestly, on point for them) WHAT ABOUT the ancient elves??? The spirits? Solas HAS factions on his side and they are just disappeared from existence in this game with no explanation. I mean, at least make an ATTEMPT to explain it away.
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Meredith is remembered
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>>502713813 you don't need to explain anything away if your target audience are zoomie tourist retards that have never touched dragon age
that's their 200IQ move
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>>502685469 you sound like the type of person that would give up their child for "their dream". retard.
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>>502713538 >>502713198 Wait, isn't Epler just the cinematic director? If anything, the fault lies with the writers, the creative director, and the executive one. Epler just worked on cutscenes as far as I know.
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Is it because i'm playing a warrior or do dragon fights suck ass in veilguard?
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There was such a good part in The Dread Wolf Rises where Solas is screaming (in verse) at these magisters about how they will never bind spirits again or he will fucking end them and this magister is smugly thinking "Uh what a hypocrite he clearly bound all these demons and sent them to attack us. There's no way they would do otherwise."
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>>502714514 When have they not? Every DA game all dragon fights are are just you standing there for 10 minutes attacking its legs until it falls over
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>>502714339 He wrote Bellara. So I'm sure he wrote some story stuff. I don't know how he feels about the Dalish but anons make it seem like he thinks they are victims.
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>>502714339 my sweet summer child, Epler is the writer of Bellara and 2 (awful) short stories from Tevinter Nights. He has been running his mouth on the press making commentary about their retarded narrative decisions so he was in the meeting room at the very least
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>>502714514 that's just veilguard in general
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>>502714663 they weren't even demons, they were spirits of valour and justice literally the good guys lmao
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>>502714830 No. I hate the soft nice teehee Dalish
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>>502710537 I would argue against the better gameplay part, DAI has couch co-op and you can play multiplayer sessions with up to 4 people in which each can fully control a character, its true that the combat its not as good if you are only playing it alone though.
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>>502714974 Yeah. Man that part was so good. What if The Team went through that same thing and had to face the idea that they might be WRONG. GOD FORBID we have that in a Dragon Age game.
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>>502715007 The Dalish have always been a tolerant society.
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Did Bethany use Blood Magic to have big fat tits?
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What's next for the Veilguard and Rook, the bravo hero who saved Thedas?
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>>502715483 Being forgotten like Ryder from ME
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>>502715346 >Anders: Have I ever told you that I find tattoos on women incredibly attractive? >Velanna: Have I ever told you that I find most humans physically and morally repulsive? >Anders: Good to know! Anonymous
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>>502715483 Chilling in the lighthouse, and being a cameo in the next game.
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>>502715483 Bleeding out from stab wound, remaining forever petrified in stone.
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>>502715483 Pushed to the side like every DA hero
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>>502715532 Do not let a few racists shape your understanding of the Elvhen people.
Solas is a staunch egalitarian.
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>>502715198 Same guy that killed Felassan (dude that was loyal to him for eons) just because he asked him not to genocide all of Thedas. Get off your high horse.
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>>502715851 >Merrill: You've probably never met a Dalish before, have you? >Fenris: I wouldn't know. >Merrill: I'm sure you'd be able to tell. Dalish aren't much like the elves in the cities. >Fenris: The smug sense of superiority does give you away. Solavellanon's points tally: 2185
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>>502715483 He'll put his skills to good use and found Thedas first HR support company so Tevinter magisters can better handle all those non-binaries and trannies running round up there
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>>502714339 READ THE FUCKING CREDITS EPLER IS THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR AND CO-DIRECTOR ON THE GAME
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>>502716065 >no argument Do you approve of genocide? Yes or no.
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>>502716265 Wait, who are we genociding?
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>>502714769 >>502714692 Ah damn, I didn't pay attention to all the changes that occured in the team. I forgot he wrote one of the stories for the book, too, which is strange, because I enjoyed all of them. Guess this game really couldn't be saved.
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>>502714769 Come back Gaider.... fix the lore..
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>>502716265 I approve of human deaths for sake of restoring the world to its rightful state. The genocide part is your headcanon. Hope that helps.
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>>502716369 read the reply chain you fucking, imbecile. i'm referring to sola who wants to genocide most of thedas by demon attack (even elves who aren't a part of his little group) but this is worth fighting for... for some reason according to retarded fags who can't properly analyze characters.
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>>502716528 Do you happen to be j*wish?
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>>502715439 They're not real. Varric made them up.
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Oh no the trancers have found this thread
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>>502716506 He wrote all this lore. All the elf shit is his fault
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>>502716528 it wouldn't be just humans dying, MOST ELVES IN THE SETTING WOULD BE KILLED TO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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>>502715532 My boy Nathaniel will help Velanna overcome her racism.
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>>502716707 Im fine with the elf stuff (well not the human faith parts). I just want it to be a better narrative than what we got.
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>>502716692 Anders is such a fuck lol. He does NOT miss an opportunity to kick Fenris while he's down.
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>>502715483 Eternal noncanonity
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>>502716772 Good. Let God sort them out
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>>502716679 >my nemesis found the thread! anymore schizo rambling?
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>>502713389 >another way Making up facts again, are we?
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>>502716962 Nemesis? Trancers are clowns for us to laugh at
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>>502716637 >nooo you shouldn't accept the death of even a single soul in the name of the greater good in my grimdark medieval fantasy setting in which you spend 4 whole games killing people!!! lmao
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>>502716692 Fenris can kill his rapist and sister in the space of minutes. I even miss DA2 at this point.
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dragon age is not grimdark lol. never has been.
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>>502717160 What a sigma king
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>>502717178 B-but there are monsters and it rains!
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>>502717097 So you are supporting a genocide?
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>>502717178 the writing is certainly grim
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>>502716772 >MOST * IN THE SETTING WOULD BE KILLED >be inquisitor >have a party of a dwarf, a human and a qunari >physically step into the fade >we are all fine >step outside of the fade >still fine the fuck are you even talking about?
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>>502717178 “First day, they come and catch everyone. Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat. Third day, the men are all gnawed on again. Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate. Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn. Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams. Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew. Eighth day, we hated as she is violated. Ninth day, she grins and devours her kin. Now she does feast, as she's become the beast. Now you lay and wait, for their screams will haunt you in your dreams.”
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>>502717543 Retard did you not see the demons killing citizens (dwarves, humans, elves) when Solas was starting his ritual. Are you this dumb? The fade isn't killing anyone it's all the fucking DEMONS that it would unleash that would kill most of the population.
>>502717684 No worse, than Tolkien's orcs. Get a grip.
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>>502717543 >A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL DIE Anonymous
>>502717684 >babby think this is grimdark Go back playing Piglets big game.
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>>502716849 I'm sorry, anon. But Nathaniel is in a better place now.
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>>502717937 what about sacrificing a woman in a blood ritual to save her son but give the son to the demon anyway in exchange of Blood Magic?
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>>502717684 that's just average week in albania
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>>502717881 >NOT MY PEOPLE Anonymous
>>502717881 People are ALWAYS dying. It is what they DO.
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>>502718021 Irl child middle-eastern child sacrifice was worse.
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>>502718145 >People are ALWAYS dying. It is what they DO. >literally invented dying because he created the veil, removing immortality >kills titans to please his mistress hes a hypocrite
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>>502717819 I spent a whole year in DAI with fade rifts opened left and right spewing demons. Ferelden & Orlais were fine after so your alleged le genocide doesn't worry me in the slightest.
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>Vorgoth is an executor
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>>502718285 he only removed immortality from elves who weren't supposed to exist physically anyway. humans were never immortal.
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>>502718425 he never cared about humans anyway
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>>502715198 I will never ally with e*ves but the choice to be able to join Solas should have been there desu
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>>502718358 No, he isn't. That's just a dumb headcanon theory.
>>502718489 he only exists because of them.
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Oh yeah, there will a genocide
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>>502718358 The entities that are neither spirits nor physical beings have been mentioned in lore for some time now, including vint night
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>>502709319 Neither games are GOTY worthy. Inquisition still had old Bioware writers but jesus the game was such a mess to play, from the real timers to the fetch quests to the MMO combat. But it really shines in dialogue and the music was Dragon Age's best.
Veilguard has one of the best ARPG gameplays that I experienced alongside the beautiful locations, the polished artstyle, The Lighthouse. But the writing didn't hit the same and it didn't have the same emotional burst as The Dawn Will Come even though I prefer Rook over The Inquisitor.
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>>502718661 >No, he isn't. That's just a dumb headcanon theory. Some Russian found an executor model in the files and its literally Vorgoth with a different texture
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>>502719062 asset re-use.
reminder, executors don't have masculine or feminine voices.
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>>502719294 But executors also look like that in the animation
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thoughts on sending gryphons to grey wardens or leaving them in the forest?
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>>502719062 Vorgoth unironically fits how they described executors before desu, they probably reused the model.
Anonymous
Make the next thread an attractive female character with big assets
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>>502719681 she has a big smile
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>>502717160 i think fenris was lore-wise one of the most powerful companions in the series, too bad he was too mentaly broken too act on it
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>>502719681 nonsense the picture should obviously be of Veilguards triumphant nomination for the Innovation in Accessibility Award.
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>>502719765 >Merrill, but sane I like Bellara less
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>>502719476 the wardens can't be trusted with them again
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Should I restart my game to download this mod? Since it adds content to my warden's origin story. Or just save it for a second playthrough?
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>>502700341 >>502700598 Damn, you were so mad about getting called you started to samefag.
Must have hit too close to home.
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>>502700328 >>502700669 >video games should be shit to own the chuds Lmao okay Jason.
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>>502702687 You didnt answer the question tho.
