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For all things Dragon Age. Talk about Veilguard or other DA games. Reply to the OP if you have an addition to make. We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three.
>Veilguard Official Launch Trailer: https://youtu.be/NdtmtuzICOI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] >Veilguard waifu poll https://strawpoll.com/wby5Q602jyA >post-Veilguard Solas poll https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV89Gon3 Previous:
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>>501973810 Completely unrealistic for any women to have t.Bioware developer
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Solavellan supremacy Solavellan superiority Sex with Solas Fuck bioware
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Inquisition is a masterpiece compared to Veilguard.
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>>501974146 DA2 is a masterpiece compared to this turd
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>>501973810 On my first playthrough of DA2 I didn't use her enough to get her friendship (or rivalry) quite high enough for her to return with the book but I saw she got a huge approval boost if you trust her with the book when she makes the deal right before leaving. I did so - it put her over the top - I got her passive boost and everything. Only to find out I also had to do the Questioning Beliefs quest which I was unable to do since she leaves after that approval boost.
So I was fully expecting her to come in when I confronted the Arishok but she never did. The whole third act I had her boost - a thumb's up with "Isabela's Got Your Back!" while she took the book and ran.
I wanted to kill her ever since. And I'm eternally denied the opportunity.
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>>501974116 >Sex with Solas I should check if anyone has written good reunion sex
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>>501974348 For the love of Andraste, RIGHT
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Solavellan supremacy
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>>501974516 I just read one that was a'ight. It also had him confronting his regrets in prison with Lavellan by his side I liked that part
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>>501974387 DA2 is a masterpiece compared to Veilguard as well, yes.
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>>501974348 How is that unique armor, thats just Fortunes Rook
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>>501974146 I prefer its grimmer mood and its cast of characters. I prefer Veilguard's combat and its leveling system. And people might complain about maps looking too much like straight corridors, but I prefer that to inquisition's half-baked open world.
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>>501974738 I wish I could read fanfic without cringing about other people's Lavellans. Can you recommend one when she's not super kind uguu nor a pushover for humans?
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Some people are blaming Patrick Weekes for the failure of Veilguard. In reality, the fault lies with the mostly female fanbase of Dragon Age
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>>501975621 Isn't most fanbase. Even game fanbase female dominated? I'm pretty sure its not teenage boys writing all that CoD gay fanfic.
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>>501975621 Women love:
>rape >white straight males >wolf dicks Veilguard has nothing above
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>Solavellanon's points tally: 2185 This is a deeply unsatisfying score, you couldn't find an excuse to add 15 points?
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>>501966587 I find it hard considering DA2 didn't kill the franchise and that was the least effort most rushed out shit possible
Same for how Andromeda didn't kill ME and that was faulty as fuck bugs wise etc instead of just a quality drop
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>>501976308 I didn't even bother with points for the entire ending. I was too overwhelmed and then just never got around to it.
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>>501976087 >captured titan souls huh??
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>>501976440 They brainstormed a lot while the game was in development hell.
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Solas and Lavellan should both have been killed in this game, for maximum drama
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>>501976554 But my happy ending!!
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>>501976530 it must take some kind of twisted talent to brainstorm so much and always keep the lamest ideas
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>>501975621 sorry for being autistic
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>>501976554 She's trapped in eternal prison with the insufferable cunt its a fate worse than death
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>>501975621 >see fans complain romance options from Inquisition have a clear Solas favoritism >Remember in Origins how Morrigan got her own DLC >Awakening only had letters from Leliana and Zevran >Warden Alistair didn't even have a letter or a cameo even though he should've been there doing warden stuff with you The more things change.....
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>>501976325 DA2 sold a million copies in two weeks, you can bet Bioware would be boasting about 1M sales if it happened already. Plus DA2 took a year to make so its cost wasn't that high, Veilguard took a fucking decade.
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>>501976782 haha... yeah, it will be awful...
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>>501976782 she loves that part of him dobeit
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>>501976885 Didn't it take them two months post release before they said anything about Inquisition's sales?
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>>501975621 As Patrick is now a woman, this is still true
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>>501975934 Men focus on gameplay while women focusing on lore/shipping
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>>501977439 They're a non-binary
No one wants to be a woman
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>>501977590 so this is the face of your average solavellan?
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>>501977815 The face of 15 years of working in Bioware
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>>501977590 >comes out as nonbinary >writes Taash based on the authentic experience of being a nonbinary >Taash is insufferable Hmmmm
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>>501978120 >>501977590 Each look so different. What happened
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>>501975621 Veilguard didn't fail
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>ywn play a DA game with this companion roster
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>>501978658 >necromancer What is this? That is fucking hot.
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>>501978658 looks like a shit roster
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Just hit me that if Merrill managed to fix the mirror in DA2 she would have freed the elven gods right there lol
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>>501978749 those are the characters of DAI multiplayer, they were absolute kino
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>>501978658 I never played the multiplayer but the cards are so good
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>>501978919 yet another fuck up people would pin on Hawke
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>>501978843 Yet another fuck up people would pin on Hawke
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>>501979421 yet another fuck up people would pin on Hawke
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>>501974563 Solerook, you mean.
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In that one first scene with Rook Solas is about to blurt out that Varric is DEAD and then catches himself lmao
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>>501976790 Leliana also had her own DLC in Origin.
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>>501978536 >Anthem >flop >Andromeda >barely broke even >Veilguard >flop Anonymous
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>>501979421 I relied to the wrong person but Hawke kind of gets the blame for the mage chantry war (it was Anders) and everything else that goes wrong in that cursed city now he'd also accidently cause the end of the world by helping Merril
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>>501979613 The elven god of being so bad a lying you never suspect he's lying because it seems too obvious
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>>501976790 Leliana got her own DLC too
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Why did this non-binary healer not-warden get a special quest
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>>501979707 Yes but a prequel - I was referring more towards favoritism with regards to romance. Leliana's Song is all about her past with no mention of a romance with a Warden since it wouldn't make sense. Witch Hunt is entirely about you finding Morrigan and getting the chance to leave with her and raise your child together.
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>>501980120 I thought it was so fucked up that they just Joined him to save his life but were like "Nah don't worry you don't actually have to be a Warden lmao" like what? Am I missing something? This is unprecedented.
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>>501980120 representation is important :)
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The fades so uninteresting compared to earlier games. There's wisp merchants shilling armour every 3ft and my allies are using it as an express delivery rout. Even that ancient library in Trespasser was more mystical than this shit
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>>501980369 The Crossroads isn't the Fade
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>>501980179 You can do witch hunt non romantically, too. One of the endings is stabbing her if I recall correctly.
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>>501976087 so where do Humans come from?
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if bioware closes down, who makes the next mass effect? my guess is respawn
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>>501980721 From across the sea maybe?
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>>501980721 Par Vollen and North of that
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This game has less homos than it has trannies. That's something.
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>>501980825 so what were doing during all of this mythology stuff?
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>>501981114 What are humans in any fantasy setting doing during the 'grand empires that preceded human civilization'?
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>>501980435 So why is the black city here?
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I like that Team The Veilguard thinks that Solas is just a fucking loser
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>>501981262 pretty nice prison all things considered
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>>501978332 Taash also gets insecure by Neve showing off her femininity in a lighthouse dialogue. An interesting insight into the mind of the mentally ill.
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>>501981262 The same reason anything is there
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Name one (1) thing Veilguard did right Hard mode: no mention of Solas
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>>501978843 so by removing the blight, Merrill reinforced the prison unintentionally?
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>>501981593 >name one thing it did right >hardmode: DONT MENTION THE ONE THING IT DID RIGHT Anonymous
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>>501981593 Showcasing the mental illness of non-binary people
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>>501981593 I like the verticality of Treviso
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>>501981593 I actually like the way they did companion interactions.
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>>501981593 Dropkicking people off ledges. They should've added more environmental hazards to launch enemies into, like spike walls.
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He trapped us because he wants to stop Elgar'nan alone and he can't even kill his shitty dragon what a loser
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>>501981593 they pretty much removed inventory management
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>>501982049 this but unironically
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>>501982049 He could have just petrified the fucking dragon.
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>>501981383 hey, that's the /bgg/ cat
what is he doing here?
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playing da games for the first time, is the chantry supposed to be a parody of catholicism?>obsession with people being sinners >nuns (like jowan's gf) >racism >harass you if you don't share their beliefs
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>>501982179 yep its the catholic church equivalent of the da universe, there is an orthodox one too
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>>501982179 Catholicism isn't racist though.
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>>501982179 Less of a parody in Origins and more just based on. But yeah. The Tevinter chantry is Orthodox Christianity
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>>501982342 not inherently no but it does attract the most racist people
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>>501981593 I like the Cauldron.
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>>501982138 Hiding from some very immoral people
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>>501981593 Mourn Guard faction dialogue
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>>501981593 half of the main cast
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If Solas contained the blight inside the black city, does that mean elvhenan was turbo blighted before he did that?
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>>501982049 Solas could never really stop Elgar'nan in a fight before so I don't know why he thought he could now. That's why it was hard to be mad at the betrayal, the guy was running on fumes, desperation, and sunk-cost fallacy wishful thinking at that point rather than being some in-control trickster. The fact that he decided to brute-force fight that dragon proved it.
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>>501983135 It was going to be if he didn't do what he did is my understanding.
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>>501981593 The combat, especially with the controller for pc
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4 games worth of lore buildup right here folks.
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What ever happened to that mage and elf companions you had in Witch hunt. Also did Velanna ever get mentioned after awakening
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>>501983702 How the fuck can anyone like this combat?
All encounters except 2 bosses all play the same way. Enemy variety is pitiful. You have 3 skills you will spam the entire game and an infinitely small base moveset to play around. Party members don't do jack shit beyond taunting from warriors (which also means you're forced to suffer traash)
Have you actually played any competent ARPGs?
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Lace, listen. You are not alone. Whatever's out there, we'll face it together. I promise. Together.
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>>501983398 How did they deal with it in the centuries that passed between the titan war and the creation of the black city?
>>501983913 sad and depressing
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>>501984192 She's getting dicked by Traash, sorry Rook
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I thought the Anderfels was supposed to be snowy
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>>501986197 >The Anderfels consists mostly of arid steppes, largely devoid of life after weathering multiple Blights. The area is bordered by the Wandering Hills and the Donarks to the north; Orlais and the Hunterhorn Mountains to the south; the Colean Sea to the east, and the Tevinter Imperium to the southeast. On its southern borders, beneath the Hunterhorn Mountains, lies the great thaig of Kal-Sharok, once capital of the dwarven empire. In the west lies harsh and uninhabited territory ending at the Volca Sea, where the Anderfels once traded with merchants from beyond Thedas at the port-town of Laysh.[17] >Due to its arid landscape, frequent dust storms, and dangerously hot summers, farming is all but impossible,[16] with the notable exception of pig farming. Pigs from the Anderfels are surprisingly hardy and produce good yields of meat.[18] >https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/Anderfels#Geography Anonymous
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>>501984192 Lace, listen. You need to die so that Davrin may live.
>>501985408 Righteous.
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>>501986538 >the Anderfels once traded with merchants from beyond Thedas at the port-town of Laysh Imagine those merchants arriving during a Blight and immediately fucking off
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>>501986538 Why did I think snowy then
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>>501986963 They always came across as a Russia expy to me so that might be why
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>>501986963 There is a frozen wasteland zone but it's south of the Korcari Wilds
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>>501987159 >>501986963 Hmm
>Although the description of the Grimoire of the Frozen Wastes also presents the region as an icy homeland to a group of so-called barbarians, the key difference is that that the Sunless Lands are very consistently described to be located in the south Thedas, beyond the Korcari Wilds, whereas the Grimoire of the Frozen Wastes claims that the Frozen Wastes lie north of Orthland, which is an antiquated term for the Anderfels.[7] This is possibly an error in editing of Dragon Age: Origins–as lands in northern Thedas, such the Donarks jungle which borders the Anderfels from the north, fall inside warmer climate zones. Anonymous
>they retconned everything and wiped out all the areas from the previous games Fucking lmao they really wanted this franchise to end, didn't they?
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>>501987353 Explain what you think a retcon is
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>>501981593 Hair. Hair in DAI was universally mocked and now it's one of the few things that is universally praised in Veilguard
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>>501987619 The whole muh shadowy group pulling strings in the background. This trope is so fucking lame and stale, I can't stand it. Totally makes sense for Loghain to puppeted by some retards instead of seizing the opportunity for a power grab.
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>>501987353 >Be struggling game development company Bioware >Have 2 ongoing franchises you're known for Mass effect and Dragon age >Your last attempt at a Mass Effect game was a critical and commercial disappointment >Your last attempt at a new IP, Anthem was a critical and commercial disaster >After 10 years the sequel to your last successful game arrives >Better burn it all to the ground I really can't wrap my mind around this 5d chess
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>>501982179 Parody? Thats how catholicism has been for most of its run.
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>>501987353 Weekes hates everything Gaider wrote
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>>501987353 >Warden doesn't exist and Morrigan sleeps around with a billion men (maybe more) >the entire lore boils down to ANCIENT ELVES DID IT >the entire south gets nuked into oblivion >factions like antivan crows become shallow shells of their former self I don't get it. Why do this to your own setting?
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>>501987886 The game we have now is the attempt to unfuck things after anthem
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>>501988062 Really enjoying the game of telephone with Morrigan going on here.
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>>501983913 I don't hate the reveals since it makes sense from what we knew from before but everything is revealed in such a... disappointing manner? Like they just explain it without much fanfare, people have been theorizing since Origins and they just drop the knowledge here and move on to the next thing, it's weird.
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>>501988062 Honestly, I'm just gonna pretend Varric made the whole story up surrounding the game. It is so fucking bad it can't be real, only shitty fanfic.
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It's a shame because Morrigan has such a good character arc in this game and retarded incels who are so gay they only actually care about the fact that their Warden fucked her don't even realize it.
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>60 hours in on Nightmare >Realize my laptop display has HDR >Turn it on >Game instantly looks 100x better Holy FUCKING shit I wish I had a proper gaming setup cause this game would look insanely beautiful. I've only played indie games for the last like 5 years. Where the fuck was I?
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>>501988845 A character arc that only really makes sense if she did have Kieran.
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Is there any cheat engine code that allows you to take more than one speciality? I'm dying from the repetitiveness of combat, i want more options for base moveset, the are fucking retarded for locking bits behind specialization when moveset is so tiny
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>>501988845 Yeah I agree assigned female who has a shipper point tally as her name. Shippers suck and can really ruin a character for you.
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>>501988845 You're a fucking shipper. Sit the fuck down and think about your entire existence.
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>>501986197 Posting some excerpts from ye olde World of Thedas.
>The Anderfels: In the bleak and blighted Anderfels, dying is easier than living. >In the southern regions, temperature changes grow most extreme, as heavy precipitation spells severe rains, and, in Ferelden especially, harsh winters. By contrast, heat reigns in the north. This is most pronounced in the driest steppes of the Anderfels. The inhospitable region offers little more than oppressive heat and blowing dust. >The Anderfels is a heavily blighted region in northwest Thedas best known for its harsh terrain and being home to the Grey Wardens. >Ander summers are dangerously hot, and dust storms blowing inland during cooler months make it hard for anything to ever grow. Solavellanon's points tally: 2185
>>501989141 They're not shippers they're fucking coomers. They don't care about the ship or the character.
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>>501989272 Dragon age is shipper clay
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This guy is the only valid Orlesian. The entire rest of the country deserves the Super Blight.
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>>501989698 The only elven male built like an actual fucking Dragon Age elf
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>>501988392 And the reason the romance is so bland, is because the Chantry's moral police forced him to censor the scenes
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>>501989842 They didn't really have much choice I guess he's a comic character originally
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>>501988062 you should have taken the lelianapill
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>>501990093 I didn't know they were in the comics. I liked the short story where they save a town from a werewolf/Hunger demon. They have great chemistry.
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You can tell the Antivan Crow background isn't canon because Rook doesn't speak with an accent like every other Crow does.
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>>501989394 You are a coomer. Talking about your wet stank cunt while thinking of wolfdick, PUBLICLY.
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>>501990270 Rook is from the north
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>>501990270 Qunari and Dwarves tend to keep their American/Canadian accent wherever they are so that could work.
I have been wondering if a Crow Rook has to be born and raised in Antiva. A mage could've had education in a Circle/College in a different country and then transfer to Antiva.
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My desire to sex Neve is the only thing keeping me going.
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>>501990270 Jacobus doesn't have an accent. I don't think Governor obvious traitor did either.
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>>501981923 That would've been cool. Reminded me of Dark Messiah of Might & Magic. Kinda wanna go play that now.
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>>501990807 I liked Ivenci's voice acting a lot. It's just nice to listen to.
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>>501990890 I don’t need a dry humping cutscene. My mind is enough.
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Replacing DAO for the fiftieth time and it's always so... comfy. It's really the only entry in the series I need.
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>>501990093 they are cute, I like them
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>>501991016 Do you have a pajeet fetish or what's going on?
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>>501990802 Same but Solas
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Neve is hot and I am going to cuck Lucanis!
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>>501991418 I have a very specific pegleg and fascinator fetish
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>antivans take credit for rivaini diplomacy >instantly get rolled by the first invading force to land on their shores >survive occupation because their new overlord views them as theme park mascots rather than a threat >are surprised to get backstabbed by a local official who all but said he wants to stab them >core business is contract killing, main source of income is casinos and coffeeshops Zevran at least made them sound like they were MS13 or something, but in actuality they're just a giant meme.
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>>501991741 Does the peg leg end up inside your butt?
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>>501986963 Because its North of the map. But Thedas is probably south of the equator. So everything is reversed.
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>Rook and the gang taking a breather and chatting while Solas is getting his wolf ass bit to shit outside fighting for his life Being Solas is suffering.
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>>501988845 you have not a shred of self awareness do you?
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so after ten years of development in the end they nuked most of the mystery from their setting and pulled ascians out of their ass
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>>501991872 >Asha's web of blood forces most of the continent to remain at peace with Antiva or risk terrible consequences at family dinners Take it they've stopped teaching WW1 history in Canada?
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>>501993036 FFXIV is super popular.
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>>501993032 You have no idea what I'm talking about sweetie.
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>>501993086 It also took them like 10 years to make ascians not generic bad guys
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>>501978120 kek Jesus Christ.
How do you even loose your marbles this hard
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>>501974423 Giving her to the Arishok is quite funny.
Even he doesnt expect it. He really just wanted to fight you.
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>>501994373 Yeah he really seemed to have enjoyed 15 minutes of running around the pillars.
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>>501994757 that fight was really not meant for a mage
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>>501988845 Yeah I'm sure you would be saying the same if the Solas romance choice didn't import over and they never interacted in Veilguard.
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>>501994907 Yup, absolutely not.
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>>501994908 Be sure of whatever you want. You're retarded and don't get it.
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>Going camping in blight ridden Fereldan just after Denerim fell Harding's like one of those people that vacation in Hati
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>>501994908 sister would be freaking out if that was the case
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>>501995137 That was so bizarre and out of place, my only explanation is that it was meant for an epilogue or something that didn't make it into the final cut and somehow ended up in the game.
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>>501995809 I never took for granted that Solavellan would be relevant in this game. I was actually freaking out when they revealed the Inquisitor would appear and in such an important way that they even let you bother to customize them. Hawke didn't get that treatment. You don't know me, suck my dick.
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is this cute (tabris) or should i give her another hairstyle
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>>501995137 I just got that scene. Its really odd lol. It should have happened before we learned how blighted the south got.
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> She's so autistic and quirky she shits herself What is wrong with her?
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>>501996263 I think it's cool that you play a strong FtM trans person. It reflects you in real life being trans too.
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>>501994908 The warden isn't coming back that's the difference.
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I love my husband Davrin
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Why are people so concerned about the warden coming back? It's like bitching that the Nerevarine doesn't show up in Skyrim
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>>501996808 People can't let get of Origins. The warden is obviously dead in Bioware's canon
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>>501996515 Yeah because Bioware are hacks
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> If you're trans the elf god promises are to turn you into a real woman Wow, powerful. Shame the trains in this general will never be a real one.
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>>501996808 After 15 years they still can't let it go. The Warden will never return and even if he did he wouldn't feel like your Warden. Take the scraps from Inquisition and manufacture a story in your head.
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Does anyone else get the ick from the fact majority of posters in this general haven't played DAO (or any DA game probably they just watched some scenes in youtube or are so lonely they got in here looking for conversation) yet they have the balls to speak about it and the Warden? Reminds me of how Fnaf community consists 99% of people who didn't touch a single one of the games.
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>Go searching through blighted land to find lost family >Find notes talking about a well >Interact with the well and hear creepy echo >Get ready for a fight >Rook and gang just re-seal it even though we still hear it through all the rubble on it Let me down there I wanna fight it.
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friendly reminder that neither Alistair nor Cullen will EVER have sex with a man. they will never MARRY a man. they will NEVER BE IN LOVE with a man as they are with a female warden and inquisitor. that is all. :)
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>>501997729 Most people autistic enough to post here and still care about Dragon Age in the year 2024 definitely began with Origins, they simply can't let go of something that was already dead around a decade ago
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>>501997403 >Take the scraps from Inquisition and manufacture a story in your head. I was actually quite content with Inquisition dealt with the Warden. Morrigan and Kieran clearly love and miss you and you're on an independent adventure to cure your calling, and they join after game. You get similar but lesser resolution for the other paths. Veilguard just fucked that up.
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>>501997924 You'll fight it later.
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>>501998007 Nothing Blood Magic can't fix :)
They're magiclets anyways, perfect targets for it
>>501998035 Go to the snowy Crossroads area and there's a well there
that will begin the fight you want Anonymous
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>>501998035 I'm actually talking about people like you who are obviously so lonely and lacking so much interest in the franchise you probably didn't play a single DA game.
Nobody saying they don't care about the Warden is someone who actually played DAO.
You guys are either irrelevant losers who arrived in Veilguard, or worse, such lonely pathetic incels you came here for attention when you haven't played a single DA game.
Either way, die.
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>>501973810 She got corrected by the qunari, she no longer steals artifacts that have cultural importance. Truly, a example that proves the superiority of the Qun, a life long criminal learned her lesson.
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>>501998046 Thank goodness I felt fight blueballed there.
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>Orlais, Ferelden, and the Free Marches jobbed to unarmed, unarmored, uncoordinated darkspawn >Anderfels tanked an instant siege led by an archdemon and directed by a god and had it beaten within a couple hours Pansy southerners could never.
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I know they have some blood magic and blight corruption fuckery. But can we take a moment to accept how fucking stupid that the Venatori, Tevinter over all, is ok with having an elf as their god? Are they so retarded they don't see he has huge pointy ears? Or did the writers forget Tevinter kindaaaa doesn't like elves?
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is dalish origin THAT bad?
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That random admission from Solas liking the Inquisitor's muscles killed me
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>>501999016 >can we take a moment to accept how fucking stupid that the Venatori, Tevinter over all, is ok with having an elf as their god? No because that's addressed in the game that you didn't even actually play.
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>>501999016 Solas said the Venatori would be okay with basically anything if there was a promise of power.
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>>501999108 His horny flirting was such a breath of fresh air after everyone else being all coy and embarrassed
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>>501999090 It's just short, boring and irrelevant. All the others tie into the main plot. Dwarf with Orzammar, Deep roads and Darkspawn. Circle with Jowan and Uldred. Noble with Howe and Loghain. City Elf with Loghain and Denerim.
Meanwhile Dalish is there having never met, interacted or cared for any of the villains or the situations going on.
Imho it was always extremely stupid the dalish clan with the werewolf problem was not just the one from the origin. At least to throw a bone to dalish protagonists.
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>>501999090 Its probably the worst but not necessarily bad. That guy you go hunting with and that gets ghouled is a bro at least
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>>501999090 You are supposed to play a Human Grey Warden Warrior.
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>>501999090 Yes, it features Merrill.
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>>501999304 Oh well i guess if Solas said that just overried thousands of years of Elven slavery, Human supremacy and racism...
Elgar'nan be praised for ending racism in a day!
One race, the Humelf race.
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>>501999449 Imagine not being a mage in a setting where the only characters capable of godlike power are mages LOL
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>>501999090 It's kino with Witch Hunt, and acting like a Dalish and calling everyone shems is fun.
Dalish also has the best references come DA2
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>>501999583 Imagine playing a mary sue super special robe wearing mage in a setting in which you kill the archdemon with a huge two handed sword and you're already special due to being a grey warden and don't need to add up the super turbo mary sue baggage that being a mage is.
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>>501999449 Only real reason to do that was to get your ass near the throne... Of a country that no longer exists 20 years later.
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>>501999727 >just slowly go insane and also don't forget to kill yourself at the end bro, being a Grey Warden sure is fun :) Meanwhile a magechad can find a way to avoid that even as a crappy Shit Warden
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I don't care what anyone says, I'm gonna roleplay Trevelyan is from Ferelden and i'm not gonna put up with a gross Free M*rcher protagonist.
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>>501999727 *COUGHS IN ARCANE WARRIOR*
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>>501999016 >how are these brainwashed baddies getting brainwashed by this villain? It should be literally impossible! Anonymous
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>>502000007 That literally doesn't happen unless you use blood magic anon. Do you use blood magic?
It wouldn't surprise me if you say you do, there would be nothing shocking about learning a mage fag loves cutting his wrists LMAO hahahahaahah
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>>502000029 Polluting Cassandra's womb with my disgusting Marcher seed!
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>>502000029 >Ostwick is a city-state in the Free Marches; it is ruled by a teyrn and high-ranking nobles, titled as banns, mimicking the Fereldan form of noble address. I'm assuming given how close it is and the noble titles being the same Ostwick probably was founded by Fereldans anyway
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>>502000309 Her womb already dried out a decade ago
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I always was a big fan of a rogue warden.
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Oh fuck Elgar'nan is very good at gooner talk. Look how he has my Rook going. Completly gooning. No cap.
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>>501983913 They missed their chance. Dwarves also used to have a pantheon. What else would they be but the elven gods? Its not like the writers have imaginationt to come up with anything better.
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> Love me. Obey me
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>>502000396 Josephine then!
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>>502000378 >Citizens of Ostwick organize races with greased cheese—they cover a large piece of cheese in butter and see how far they can run with it. Also they're obsessed with cheese. Definitely Dog Lord descendants
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>blighted dragons are dragons >archdemons, which are blighted dragons, are not dragons >necromantically reanimated dragons are hypothetically dragons >demonically possessed carcasses of dragons are not dragons Taash is weirdly particular about this stuff.
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>>502000797 Everyone has at least one thing they autism over
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Ok, rate the level of coolness for each starting background Grey Warden backgrounds need not reply
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>>502000759 God, they're disgusting. Playing as trevalyen was a mistake
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Does anyone know if this scene is different if you play as a mage yourself? Or do you also Goon and need to be saved by better mages?
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>>501978739 would unironically sex her if there was an option to make her change her opinion on being a woman
but there are none
also might be tough to play as a basic Qunari basedboy and have to support her
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>>502002473 >would unironically sex her if there was an option to make her change her opinion on being a woman >but there are none Uh yeah there are?
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>>502003002 Now here's the onion.
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>>502002702 You trains people make the most hideous female self inserts
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>>502003002 Qunari look so dumb in this game.
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>>502003168 Cisquisition was alright, it suffered from the open world meme and it's gazillion fetch quests but overall it was solid.
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>>502003168 Why was Vivienne at all?
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>>502003168 Its not good as origins, even when its better than DA2 and much better than Vileguard.
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Is it okay to exchange one of the companions for Isabela?
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>>501999830 Veilguard is not canon.
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Such a shameless DAI rip off
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>>502004361 >no fun floor tile puzzle death
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>Now I know there have been some complaints about the attire I've been wearing to meetings lately, some of you feel its inappropriate for a leader to dress this way, that it may even constitutes sexual harassment, well I'd just like to say I AM the Veilguards HR department. And there's nothing any of you can do to stop this.
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>>501993325 Yeah, well, Bioware is a decade behind everything.
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if you defend trannyguard you are killing Dragon Age supporting shit games only makes sure shittier games will be made look at Creative Assembly, they were ready to pull the plug on TW3 but the Hyanas ack forced them to support the game or go under
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When was the first hint that the Executors existed? Was there really somthing in DA:O?
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>>501994907 Why they marketed Hawke as a mage is beyond me.
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>>502005081 Seethe Veilguard is fun <3
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>>502005192 >he doesn't know about the button-awesome-connection Anonymous
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>>501996152 >Hawke didn't get that treatment. Hawke literally gets that treatment in Inquisition, though. Complete with character creation and all.
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>>502005192 Because it's cool as fuck as fits the plot perfectly and Carver is pure gay sexo with his incestuous gay brother.
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>>502005104 To my knowledge DA:I was the first time
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>>502005081 The only person defending trannyguard is faarquad, a miserable ban evading huemonkey so disgusting irl he spends all his time eating all the shit here
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>>502002037 What's with those ugly ass outfits?
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>>502005642 You're mindbroken
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>>502005642 I thought he was a poo?
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>>502003002 >Taash's mom is sexier than her ???
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man, ill never get back those hours i wasted on this terrible game. this was like fucking weeks, all for the most inane bullshit ending and worthless send off for a dead franchise
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>>502005642 I didn't know he had a name
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>>502006053 why bother if you're not having fun
are you autistic?
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Painfully unfunny.
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>>502005642 i defend veilguard too
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>>502005691 They are "undercover" in that scene
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> Solas sees a white human male > Immediatly starts lusting after him How can femoids cope with the fact their baldy thirst for big human cock?
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>>502006147 the faggot has been shitposting on v, vg and vrpg for like 5 years
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Why do they add this shit like> You earned Solas trust When it's not based on your decisions on anything and there was no outcome in which you would fail at earning his trust?
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>>502007423 I don't. I don't miss Inquisition.
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>>501988350 Corypheus drop that he golden city was empty as if he was announcing the weather before throwing you like a sack of potato, with zero music or focus on what he say, before fucking off.
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You also miss Warden-Constable Thomas "Blackwall" Rainier.
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>>502007507 I miss Inquisition but I don't miss Sera
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>>502007339 Doesn't 4chan ban most VPNs these days? How does it keep ban evading?
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>Characters that I didn't care about in Inquisition Dorian Blackwall Sera Qunari bull>Characters that I didn't care about in Veilguard Thaash
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>>502007583 You then have a serious discussion with that black priest lady about what that means for Andrasteanism and your own personal faith about ten minutes later
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>>502007753 There are botnet vpns with a billion of IPs
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>>502007817 Sera is an actually interesting character. There's absolutely nothing interesting about the likes of Bellara or Taash, empty vessels quipping about the obvious or their pronouns.
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>>502007954 Well that just happened!
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I pirated it on release day and I'm still not done with it. I thought it would be a "so bad its funny" game but its just fucking boring. There is nothing here. It's a husk. The nonbinary character feels like a late addition and is so tacked on and out of place it's the only sign of life in this shit heap. That's why there's barely clips of anything else besides her. She's the only thing to even make fun of. The story is the intro, a few dozen non branching "quests", then the ending where you make all of the choices that don't matter because it's the end of the fucking game. Imagine a choose your own adventure novel where on page one is says "turn page to last chapter" Thats this game. Even to this day, after dozens of playthroughs, I can go back to Origins and even Inquisition and still see things I hadn't before. Not here. Nothing matters. The story, the characters, the "loot" the skill tree. It's all a fat nothing
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>>502007583 Corypheus golden city quote is one of the best of the franchise the fuck you mean.
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>>502007954 There's nothing interesting about Sera you just like it because you're a fetishist.
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>>502007817 Bellara was the thing that made me quit Veilguard
I hate her stupid quip dialogue
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>>502008354 I feel ya, I wanted to punch that stupid chink every time she appeared on screen. Traash works when you convince yourself that it is a parody.
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>have to go through 4 menus, load into a map then run halfway across it just to have a 2 minute conversation WOW awesome companion quests bioware!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't understand anything about Harding She had a perfectly normal life why am i hearing so much about how much anger and pain she had? She didn't went through anything bad, she wasn't opressed. She literally grew up in a farm and joined the inquisition, that's her whole backstory Yet now i keep hearing about how she's an expect on being in pain What? Bitch worst thing that happened to you was some Starbucks barista taking too long making your pumpking spice latte.
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These dudes are fucking aids
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>>502008928 >She literally grew up in a farm A town filled with humans where everyone made fun of her short appearance. Use your 2 remaining braincells for once
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>>502008875 Emmrich's quests where you literally do nothing but lighting candles or picking flowers, while he drops some useless exposition and you have to wait for him to finish and can't skip it. Mama mia pizzeria.
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>>502009141 nah
dwarves in Ferelden are respected
elves are the underclass
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>Minrathos has the giant floating castle in the sky with death lasers >never actually get to go to the giants floating castle in the sky with death lasers With how much they built up Tevinter over the years, it amazing that we only get to see the dingy, least magical parts of it at any point in time.
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>>502009141 1. Who the fuck bullies a short race for being short
2. It's never stated and if the worst thing she went through and that's why she has soooo much pain, trauma and anger inside is being mocked as a kid then you're a privileged shit.
Maybe you were bullied and now you're completly traumatized and full of wrist cuts but normal people don't act like that.
Let alone nobody says she was bullied, Lucanis only points out she had to be way too friendly and lie to get along with people.
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>>502009061 Throw your fucking shield dude.
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>>502008151 The quote is cool, the tone and the situation in which it's delivered sucks balls
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>>502009061 I dropped that guy in less than a minute. Git gud.
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>>502002702 Hair is too red.
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>>502009303 >It's never stated and if the worst thing she went through Actually it was stated in a conversation with Lucanis where she drinks coffee
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>>502007843 And there are several group discussions about Solas revelations regarding the gods and the golden city where you can even discuss it as someone who believe/doesn't believe in the maker.
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>>502002037 Nope. You just stand there and let Neve and Bells do the work. The only time being a mage matters is in dialogue.
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>>502009250 >little magic >no slaves >no racism It's barely Tevinter
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replaying Origins, I had forgotten that Dragon Age has Werewolves why we never got werewolf companion? we didn't even get another shapeshifter like Morrigan for example why not make Lucanis a werewolf instead of just copying Anders/Justice?
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Hold up this motherfucker tells dad jokes
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Does every romance have a little argument before you go off to the final stage?
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>>502009606 Its literally not. I have screenshots of every single scene in the game, do not try to gaslight me.
There's no statement that she suffered because of it, and again, if all the her trauma, anger and pain comes from hypthetical childhood bullying... then what a shit character.
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>>502009749 It was a one time curse that got cured
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>>502009687 Hyped Tevinter up for years, almost all the promotional material takes place in Tevinter. It's like the marketing was selling an entirely different game, probably the one they originally were going to make before it ended up getting scrapped.
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>>502009926 no
the warden even asks Zathrian if all werewolves come from whitherfang
Zathrian replies no, only the ones in the Bercilian forest
so werewolves are known elsewhere
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>>502009926 >that got cured Anonymous
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>>502009926 IIRC Antoine and Evka were up against werewolves in their short story so they're things outside of that specific instance in Origins
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After I grab Taash and Emmerich, am I going to get another Minrathous/Treviso event? Or can I happily explore until I move the main quest?
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>>502009918 Nigga please. Your entire character is defined by how homophobic everyone is to you. You're no better than Harding, you're just the same or worse.
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>>502010215 There are no more Minrathous Treviso events after but you barely have any quests until you advance in main quest
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Does the Warden Rook mention the Joining to any of the blighted NPCs of the city they don't save like they do the mayor?
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>>502010089 remember when Dragon Age was dark fantasy?
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i'm tired of choosing the right choices all the time
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>>502010394 There was so much rape in Origins looking back
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>>502010394 This is not dark fantasy, this is shock value for the sake of shock value and edginess lmao.
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>>502010462 Warden truly is the canon-isty Rook, because all you get for sparing that bastards life with anyone else is him joining the Venatori later down the road.
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anyone has the drawing of Varric drinking?
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>>502010319 You mean when you have to decide if Treviso/Minrathous?
He does if you saved Treviso and arrive late at Minrathous.
He doesn't in Treviso blighted since everyone is dead and no main character there was blighted.
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>>502010558 no, it fits with the theme of spite
Zathrian was holding hate for something that happened centuries ago, his family and those that commited the crimes were long gone
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>>502010462 I wish i had made that choice. I fully spared the Mayor because he was fully innocent in this and he never showed up again
Meanwhile if you leave him you get a kino boss fight and if you send him to warden he comes back. Ugh.
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>>502010845 But their descendants were still there among them.
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Sera was never an agreeable girl— Her tongue tells tales of rebellion. But she was so fast, And quick with her bow, No one quite knew where she came from!
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>>502011095 YASSSSSS QUEEEN
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>>502011095 I love how she called Maryden a creep for this. Very tsun of her
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>>502009061 >theres no NM chievo Suddenly I dont care care about this game.
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>>502010861 whats with Dragon Age having such a hateboner for mayors?
Its like in every game aside from DA2 the mayor is le bad.
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>>502011095 this was the worst Dragon Age Character until Trash.
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The writers watch too much harry potter. Also simple ice magic shouldn't be able to go against blood magic
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>>502012359 Everyone hates their mayor
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>>502012558 is this a california thing?
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>>502009061 >that many health bars >still this shit at the game >playing warrior Are you legit retarded and/or disabled?
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>>502012548 I don't know, it's a Neve thing in general.
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> (name of protagonist)! >> Yeah? > Thanks. :) >> Anytime :) kill me
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>>501978739 >>502002473 Still biologically female. Still breedable.
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DORIAN AND THE INQUISITOR SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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WE HELD THE FADE AND THE DEMON'S FLIGHT SO FAR FROM OUR CHILDREN AND FROM OUR LIVES.
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>>502009061 This is the kind of person who thinks mage is bad
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>>502009061 To be fair it's a pretty hard battle if you do it at the exact point you unlock it on Nightmare
But his elec brother variant is the real deal, legit the hardest battle in the game due to the tight space + him electrifying all the water puddles there which rape you on Nightmare with constant DOT damage
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>>502013519 Too bad they made Dorian horrendous in Veilguard
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>Qunari records that could only be viewed when touched by flames such as Taash's say the first Qunari to arrive in Thedas fled the Devouring Storm >Anaris, the disembodied spirit of an ancient elf, wanted a new body so he could find "succor in the storm" >his personal notes, translated by Bellara, document that he found a bloodlike yellow substance that seemed to always be icy cold even in summer heat and would "devour" magic directed at it >also it seemed to make people stronger and more cunning on consumption, but could also make them explode >Bellara specifically points out that the word "devour" is used frequently in Anaris' notes >Bellara also points out to Taash that Anaris mentioned a storm shortly before his death Okay so I guess the Executors in the secret ending just want to munch on magical energy or whatever. And I suppose the old Qunari made their hidden messages be revealed by fire because this storm shite is related to cold. Also, the trade ships that used to arrive in the Anderfels all had dwarf captains, who are disconnected from all the whole magic bullshit thanks to Solas. Anyway. Magic eaters were behind everything. What do you think?
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HAHAHAHA they ended up together even though i never took them in quests together HAHAHAHHAA Femoids so btfod. How embarrassing. Also wtf Lucanis just ends the game with the demon still inside him? Are the devs stupid?
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>>502014274 He still talks shit about Solas so it's fine.
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>>501981593 Combat needs tweaking but still good.
Character creator is one of the best out there.
Graphics are pretty
Adding companion banter in the halls of the lighthouse was cool so you don't miss out on banter by not bringing certain characters
The story still has it's good moments
The cinematics in the game are pretty incredible at times. Heavy on Weisshaupt, Emmerich's story line, and the final suicide mission.
Solas fighting the Archdemon as Dreadwolf during the whole battle was pretty cool to see.
DAV fixed a lot of major issues with the series. Just fire a large portion of those writers.
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>>502014110 Anon could’ve broken him out of that by just using his ability
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>>502014110 >tfw those bosses raped me even on normal Anonymous
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>>501982049 Ruh roh, Raggy.
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>>501989698 I want him to mating press me.
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>>502013519 This is the Dorian I wanted in Inquisition, but he was unbelievably cold and distant right after we fucked for the first time. He has definitely matured and is ready to settle down. I love that he can become the Archon during the ending. Dorian as the Archon and a big qunari dude sitting next to him as his lover and soulmate, ruling Tevinter together. Amazing.
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>pick flirt options with all companions >they all just accept it calmly at first >Taash proceeds to rape you with sex what the hell
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>>502014110 I am on NM. I mean, I still got it first try, but that necro shit was kinda just lmao. It takes your entire healthbar(but wont kill you) so the whole thing is kinda just.... tedious
Also was kinda thinking about it and decided to just call it quits and play Origins again.
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>>502014840 >rape you with sex What a phrase. I lol'd
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>>502014824 Cringe. Dorian sucks.
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>>502014840 Corinne Busche said Taash's would be the "steamiest" romance in the game.
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>>501981593 I like Rook, he's a more enjoyable protagonist than the Warden/Inquisitor. Can't compare him to Hawke however as DA2's gameplay filters me to this day
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>>502014947 Fresh turds can be steamy
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>>502014840 >rape you with sex Anonymous
>>502003002 Who came up with that name? I pronounced it as Shat-hann when I first read it. Reminds me of that old "It's Shithead" vine.
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>>502014840 She does seem like a no nonsense type of person, almost to a detriment
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>>502015019 >DA2's gameplay filters me Just press the buttons to make awesome happen.
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>>502014854 >Immune to stagger attacks What the fuck?
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>>502003168 It's not now that it's not new anymore.
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>>502015096 Her parents thought Shartan was cool
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>>502014820 He's in a deeply loving interspecies marriage anon. That said, accidents happen.
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gameplay wise, Lucanis, Bellara & Harding seem like the best companions. Bellara overcharges any Mage due to 100% crits with Fire spells & has best heals, while Harding has Cooldown Reduction & Lucanis can reduce enemy defenses, plus both have Enhanced Damage on demand & all three give Ultimate Charges like candy
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>>502007423 I hate that pig faced bitch.
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>>502014923 Okay nigger-obsessed fag who has to mod to get the plain straight white pretty boys to fuck him.
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>>502015159 >So how is my old friend Varric? Still alive and kicking? Anonymous
>>502015240 Can dwarves and elves make babies together?
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>>502007817 >>Characters that I didn't care about in Inquisition >Blackwall No tastes.
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>Rook knows about Cole, and Harding remembers him Human Cole is canon confirmed
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>>502007423 drawanon should draw her trying to show off with a trickshot using her feet, but the bow-bow part of the bow slips from between her toes and instead of shooting the arrow it smacks the wood part of the bow right into her muff.
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>>502015384 > Since i know i will ever get a handsome boyfriend in real life i need to go for a borderline trans ugly character like Dorian Ugh, i feel so bad for you
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>>502007423 I don't, but I was hoping for some payback on the deep lore shit they hinted for her
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Morrigan literally had zero reason to show up in this game. She did nothing.
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>>502015646 >payback *payoff
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>>501973626 i dont have a cute rook i only have a "best i could do" rook
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Zamn, this meltdown came out of nowhere
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>>502015745 Even in games you can't pass :S
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>>502009791 >Make that your next book Anonymous
>>502015576 Cullen is straight.
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>>502010394 Dark fantasy isn't horror.
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People kept parroting you couldn't change anything about Traash but I just got an option to make her embrace the Qun, though Maker knows if that changes anything
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>>502015408 >Incidentally, for half-dwarves the situation is a bit different. Dwarves aren't a very fertile race to begin with, and far less so when it comes to mating with humans and elves. In fact, it would be considered rare... rare enough that it's considered more of an oddity than a group of its own. The result is also less stigmatized... primarily because it's also less noticeable. You end up with what would appear to be a tall dwarf or a short human. That calls for a new model -- which we weren't going to get, even if we wanted to address such a rare case. Again, it's certainly something we could do in the future, though such a character would still be considered unusual. >http://web.archive.org/web/20160731183409/https://forum.bioware.com/topic/44360-where-are-the-half-races/page-2 Its about human/dwarf babies but I presume it still applies to elf ones. So yes but its rare.
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>tfw outside the Inquisitor, and whoever is Divine Victoria, Sera and Harding must be the most famous Inquisition heroes since they have bard songs all for themselves How does this make you feel?
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>>502012548 I wish the game didn't feel a need to explain how your choices impacted the story.
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>>502015980 Strangest part is the homoschizo liking Dravin when Inquisition Dorian is way better looking than him
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>>502015240 She can join. She can sit her fat ass on my face.
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>>502016190 That's dumb, you want players to explicitly know X situation changed because of one of their choices as that encourages them to replay to see the difference
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>>502014840 Really? Taash isn't beating the trans people are predators stereotype.
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>>502016249 Well homoschizo has shit taste in absolutely everything. He likes Veilguard, that should be proof enough.
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>>502016574 Harding predates on her so it's cool
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>>502014584 I agree with this post. DAV did so many things right but fell flat in what Bioware is known for.
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>>502016612 Probably one of the self hating homos that despises any character that doesn't act 1000% masculine, despite Dorian probably being capable of dealing with way more shit than Davrian and his gay griffon baby
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>>502016540 Yeah but you know I haven't seen literally any different outcomes besides
>You exchange verbal jabs with Solas >You have earned the Dread Wolf's respect Literally what are the other outcomes? It feels fake to suggest it can go any other way.
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>>502016756 I wish you luck on yours and Dorian transition.
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>>502017057 Nigga you literally act more catty than Dorian could ever hope to, lmao
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>>502017136 You and Dorian will never be men :s
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I hate this loot upgrade system Level 41 and I still have no fucking idea where to find the 3rd & 4th upgrades for this ring
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farquaad is super racist, latino nazi meme is real, but hes into davrin for some reason
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>>502017198 does rook have unique dialogue depending on their voice? masculine 1 is pretty normal
>>502017470 don't ask a racist about the race of his wife (husband)
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>DEIguard you guys really play this shit?
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>>502017470 It doesn't even make sense since homos are more racist than even romance novel addicted roasties (they will lie about it though)
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>>502016718 I was reading that Lucanis' writer hates romance. Why did you take a job at Bioware of all places then? You ruined a character with so much potential. Turned him into "lol Lucanis, why are you making coffee at 4 in the morning? You are so crazy."
Maybe I should apply to be a writer cause clearly you don't need to be qualified.
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>>502017594 >does rook have unique dialogue depending on their voice? masculine 1 is pretty normal I was a fem voice 1 Rook, I don't think the dialogue is different but maybe the delivery. Her voice is really cute though.
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Is Taunt really the only way to get enemies to focus off Rook? I'm playing Veil Ranger and I'm pretty fine most of the time but some of these optional fights in close quarters means poor Davrin is spamming taunt and nothing else so I can get my headshots.
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>>502017664 Mary Kirby wrote pretty much the whole world of Dragon Age and the Chant of LIght why don't you shut your whore mouth
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>>502017664 Pretty based to make the husbando bait a quirky coffee drinker with mediocre romance
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>Romanced Inquisitor will offer to go into the fade/save Solas even after knowing all what Solas did Makes the Inquisitor look pathetic. What are they even going to do in there? Are they trapped in the grey fucked up prison, or just the Fade i general this time?
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>>502018036 You can choose not to go
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>>502017869 There's runes you can use that will divert them off of Rook temporarily. It's one of the more useful runes if you are trying to pop boils.
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>>502018036 They're helping to fix the big ass problem he caused
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im ok with the warden not coming back, whatever their state they can be their time as a hero was done, everyone is an agent of history in this universe, no need to cling on the past, the experience you had with dao cant be invalidated by any sequel
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>>502017664 She got out of writing a romancable character for like 3 games up until this point. She also wrote the Deep Road portion of Origins, so she's a good writer when they aren't forcing her to write shit she obviously doesn't want to write.
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Which character(s)? Whole franchise included
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>>502018036 Oh as for what they're going to do:
Solas is going to atone by soothing the blight and facing his regret. Together they are going to make the Black City gold again with their love
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>>502018090 I know. But the option being there is weird considering all the people Solas has personally killed, some of which are close to the Inquisitor themselves. Oh, to be a fly on the wall when they have THAT conversation. Anonymous
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>>502017385 Just keep exploring or look for merchants who might have the upgrade
Also remember that there are merchants in the cross-roads
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Tell me about Rook, why does he drown when standing in knee length water?
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>>502017628 faggots literally date clones of themselves so uh
>>502018356 why did she brag in such a tumblr way
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>most flirt options are basically you being kind to the character
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>>502018356 >Who is the hottest mess >Lucanis She's not wrong to a degree. He is a mess.
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>>502018362 It's not weird if you forgive him.
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>>502018538 i wouldn't be inclined to date someone who constantly calls me a retarded donkey desu
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>red lyrium is angry lyrium now uhhh...
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>>502015019 Hawke is one of the most fun protags ive played in a rpg, all you need is to play rogue archer, the moment anders cast hast you and varric just kills everything, da2 rogue was broken in a fun way, despite the bullshhit enemy wave system the game had, or you can always put on easy and play like a cutscene simulator, not sure would be fun to play a game that way tho
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>>502018571 It's a little weird even if you do forgive him.
Besides forgiving someone and going "Let's be trapped forever together in magic prison my love." Are two different things. Anonymous
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>>502018495 >why did she brag in such a tumblr way Probably browsed Tumblr. Bisexual Disaster is a tumblr term. I looked up the definition and no wonder he fell flat:
A disaster bi (also called a disaster bisexual, bisexual disaster, and bi disaster) is a bisexual person or character who is some combination of messy, impulsive, unsuccessful in life, full of chaotic energy, and/or socially inept or inappropriate. The term is used outside fandom, typically as a humorous self-identification, but it is also applied to characters who are canonically bi or headcanoned as such by fans.
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>>502018802 Just to think of it as extremely hands on tardwrangling
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>>502018128 I have been kind of neglecting the runes I should look at them more closely. Thanks.
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>>502018356 >Lure players into romancing Lucanis >Drop the Neve hammer on them half-way through She's diabolical, man.
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>>502018802 Bruh just say you hate fairytale true love and go
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>literally Orin at home Every time i think this game can't get worse it surprises me again and again
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Now I wonder. Do all the factions have to be maxed out for the "good" ending. Or can you just get them all to two and skate by?
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>>502019150 You do realize Baldur's gate 3 didn't invent "woman bathed in blood" right?
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>>502019148 >Varric narrates their happily ever after Evil. RP my Rook. Had they not fought a dragon fifteen levels above their own, they might've just went with the, "Just kill him." option.
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>>502019437 Goes back to Elizabeth Bathory, doesn't it?
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>>502019437 It did set up a bar for them, so...
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Why do people engage so much with the trans solas obsessed dude? he even has a name so you can filter.
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I hope Lavellan dies in the fade prison.
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>>502019891 She'll live, but experience a fate worse than death
Baldness Anonymous
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>>502019891 She won't teehee
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>>502019891 Don't people still need to eat in the Fade too?
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>>502019891 How long before she gets tired of an eternity of having to listen to Solas?
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>>502019891 I hope Solas wives get everything they choose.
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>>502020384 >Gives up friends, family, fresh air, food, and sleep just to listen to Solas lecture her on the difference between fade sunlight and actual sunlight A month at most before she kills herself.
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Lmao this chink bitch seriously has an arrow on her hairstyle like it's some chinese chopstick? HAAHAHAHAHAA
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>No new game plus Even thought I don't want to replay the game, I don't get why they're so put off on adding this feature.
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Why do Nevefags not seem to be bothered by the Lucanis thing but Lucanisfags have been seething nonstop. Does his romance lock in super late or something
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>>502020680 she picked in some dalish ruins and stuck it in her hair so she can call herself 4% native
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>>502020905 people who would have been bothered didn't bother picking up the game
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>>502020905 Because most of the time It's Lucanis initiating with Neve and not the other way around.
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>>502020905 1. Because nobody romanced Neve
2. Because when you flirt with Lucanis he ignores you or dismisses your comment but actively flirts and does nice gestures for neve
3. Because Lucanis romacners are femoids who complain about everything and have constant meltdowns
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>>502020905 People have already been tempered by the Halsin/Shart shitposting, femoids meanwhile are unused to being second fiddle to another woman in game
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>>502021241 Nevegods are the silent majority
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>>502019150 I don't know who Orin is, but the whole evil woman who bathes in virgin blood to preserve her youth is an old tale
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>>502022340 Mmm didn't that one witch in Awakenings do that too
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>buy companion a gift >expecting maybe another line of dialogue, maybe them explaining why they like said gift or something. >Wow, thanks Rook. >Scene ends What was the reason?
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>>502023161 So you can raise the bond of people you don't take with you ever I guess
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>>502021436 >People have already been tempered by the Halsin/Shart shitposting This always amuses me. I did like 3 BG3 runs and never saw any of this shit because i assume you need to be a literal faggot to see any of it
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>>502018285 He only loves Mythal though.
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>spellblade + thunder aoe >infinitely refreshable arcane bomb stacks on everything >everything is burning and electrified at the same time >added ice aoe on top for chilled effect >even qunari nearly immune to lighting get fucked nearly immediately This combat is so fucking broken for something so simplistic and dumb
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>Lucanis does not kill the cousin what the fuck whyyy
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>>502023649 I wish you were actually just trolling and didn't unironically believe that
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>>502023832 Cherry on top of that utterly retarded quest line
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>want to play as a grey warden rogue >none of the specializations make sense Nice roleplaying
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>>502023934 I'm not trolling, it's what the game slaps you in the face with for whatever reason.
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>>502024141 >I'm not trolling That's what I said, retard-kun
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>>502024420 Play the game.
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>>502023987 >Duelist >You were an assassin that got recruited into the Wardens >Saboteur >You were a treasure hunter that got recruited into the Wardens >Veil Ranger >You were a Veil Jumper that got recruited into the Wardens Seems like the Wardens would be the easiest to roleplay since they take anyone.
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based total femoid death
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>>502023161 You could give gifts to companions in Origins so I guess they wanted to bring that back. Like you can give Alistair these little puppets. Thing is Alistair has the option to use the puppets and he'll spend a few seconds playing with them whenever you direct him to.
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Not gonna lie i cried a little.
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>Solas complains about Wardens killing Archdemons in Inquisition >Turns out this is a net positive because we only have to kill the last two Elven gods this game because of it Why was Solas so pissed at the Wardens last game? Literally made his job easier. Should've let him kill one last one before popping back in and tearing down the veil.
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>>502025128 Did you choose to let them stay in Arlathan or with the Wardens? I honestly went with the Wardens, it's the more "secure" option for the griffons at the moment.
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>>502024949 Much as I loathe DA2 they probably had the best gift system since you'd give it to your companion and you'd have an actual discussion on the gift and it's significance.
Fenris revealing he can't read and Hawke offering to teach him was surprisingly sweet. Anonymous
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>>502025234 because solas is racist
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>>502023832 I thought the choice would be between killing him or imprisonment. Lmao'd when I saw that the the no mercy option was to just lock up him up. On top of that they presented it like some harsh choice. They really went full Disney.
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>>502025396 After what pieces of shit the Wardens were to the Griffons there's no way in hell i'm sending them to the Wardens, especially when Anderfells is such a shithole, Weisshap is destroyed and like 90% of wardens left died in this game alone.
Arlathan forest is boring as fuck, but they are baby griffons and should be free <3 not trained to die fighting darkspawns.
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>>502025396 Knowing what happened to them in the first place I’d never give them to the wardens again
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>>502025396 I put them in the forest, they need chill there and repopulate
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>>502025557 I generally agree that the Warden were assholes to the griffons in the past as well as them being use to fight darkspawn isn't the best. But I guess with the Wardens, they could at least be protected until they're older enough to take care of themselves. Also it's mentioned that Davrin had received offers about selling Assan to a collector, so there's also poachers to worry about.
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>>502023832 A toast, to good writing!
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>>502025602 I don't get why it presented as an either or decision. They could easily go with both options. There are wild horses after all.
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>>502025128 I didn't, I laughed at how stupid the bird is.
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>>502025449 I love how half the time you give a gift and it leads to some kind of awkward conversation first. Truly there is nothing without conflict in DA2
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>>502023934 Did you even play the game? Literally everything he did was because muh Mythal, as lined out since Trespasser.
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>>502026332 No, I didn't play the game
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>>502026167 I wish DAV was half as good. Grim.
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>>502026332 You do realize you're replying to a transexual who just watched the ending on youtube and reads plot updates on reddit instead of playing the game?
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> Flowers have returned because of me awww <3
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>>501983913 this was all heavily implied in the previous games, though? you expect the characters to whine about this as the world is ending around them instead of proceeding with the task at hand?
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>>502026535 What's with all the trannies here?
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They really mad eit obvious how they wanted the protagonist to be a Warden. Why the fuck give us the fucking other backgrounds????
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i wish the warden would have returned if only so they could interact with Davrin, who canonically doesn't like them
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>>502000657 >Dwarves also used to have a pantheon made up shit based on half-remembered memories of the titans they used to be apart of. you know, they literally say this in the game. did you play it?
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Let me guess, you need more?
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>>502026167 i remember you can call dalish clans stupid when u gift merrill the wooden halla, aggro hawke was really unhinged at times
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>>502026934 Have you actually played the game as the other factions before making this statement?
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>>502027239 its farquaad hes retarded
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>>502027239 I played Shadow Dragon and he's right.
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we're just going to have to live with the fact no one knows how to ignore farquad
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>>502027239 You don't need to. The plot doesn't change based on background. The story is the same, all about the blight and killing two archdemon and blighted dragons and blighted gods.
Shadow Trannies, Veil Jumper, and the rest have nothing to do with those.
Especially since in this game you kill the very last archdemon that exists.
Anonymous
Having a chill family of spooky necromancers and skellingtons > SHIT wardens
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>>502027514 Solas kills it. Gay Wardens megacucked.
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>>502027690 Solas couldn't even handle the lizard.
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>>502027690 >Solas kills it. Barely. Nearly jobbed if Bells/Neve hadn't saved his ass.
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(Sniffs) No matter. The demon will get you eventually, and perhaps there will even be scraps left.
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> tfw i have a white boyfriend and not a gorgeous thick lipped black elven boyfriend irl > tfw we have a stupid retarded cat instead of a super cool smart adorable baby griffon Ugh life sucks.
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>>502027660 >family of sppoky necromancers Game can't even stay consistent on Mourn Watcher's background.
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>>502027660 > Says the irrelevant Nevarran as he fades into obscurity and doesn't even have a german accent Anonymous
>>502028250 im black and the way you describe us makes me uncomfortable
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>>502028536 >im black No you're not. Fuck off.
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>>502028536 >im black Gross. Die.
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So does the Calling still exist with the Archdemons gone? What happens to the remaining darkspawn do they just fester around underground like ants without a queen to gather around?
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>>502028624 mixed people are black anon
>>502028645 fetishizing freak, stay away from davrin *growls at you*
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>>502028648 >So does the Calling still exist with the Archdemons gone? It doesn't that's adressed in the game. They might get more sensitive to blight with age but there are no whispers of Old Gods driving them insane
>What happens to the remaining darkspawn do they just fester around underground like ants without a queen to gather around? Yes and they are Orzammar problem now
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>>502026535 is there any proof that this basement dweller is a tranny?
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>>502028843 The fact that he's constantly calling himself a "sister"?
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>>502028431 I may be irrelevant but do you have cofffin themed beds?
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I’m impressed it took a few days for some schizo to become obsessed with the namefag
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>>502028935 I've seen fujos call each other sister
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>>502028754 >mixed people are black anon So you're just American.
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>>502029128 In the anime forums you use where everyone is totally not a tranny? uh huh.
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>>502028754 mixed people are mixed
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I want to strangle this man
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>>502029106 It's the other way around, the namefag is obsessed with this general.
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>>502029796 Whose eyes only long for Mythal.
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>>502010523 the darkest thing about origins is that if you didnt pick the CE warden then there was no one to save the elf girls from getting raped for hours on end
they arent real but i still feel bad
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She sounds like a my little pony villain
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>>502029796 he looks like he goes to raves and does drugs
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>>502030578 She also looks like Spiderverse Doc Ock escaped the Nursing home.
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>>502030372 Who gives a fuck about femoids being raped? Also you're wrong. All origins happened regardless, the only thing that changes was who was recruit into the wardens.
A mage still helped Jowan escaped, a casteless dwarf still won in the arena, etc. etc.
So there was an elf already in the CE origin that fought the rapist.
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>>502030652 According to the art book he's wearing the ancient elven equivalent of a business suit
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>>502030802 Do you have his artbook page. I haven't seen it yet
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>>502030676 What a hideous tranny you made.
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>>502029318 im just going to rub his head until his hair grows back
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>>502030893 You're just jealous you don't pass
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Maybe I should filter the T word
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>>502030756 Fagquad, you literally thirst after children and animals while playing Veilguard. Nothing you say has value.
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What a horrible quest holy shit literally out of The Little Mermaid, even the music playing in the back, and what a faggot professor.
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>>502030887 Sloppy but here you go
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>>502031120 You should, us trains people shouldn't have to deal with so much harrassment, so what if we use games to pretend we are women? Nobody should call us out for this.
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>>502031382 Oh thank god they god rid of that fucked up diadem.
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>>502031382 Thanks, cute seeing him paint
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grummz still a failed dev and no right wing grift will make him sucessful again
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What a fucking stupid choice.
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>>502031608 business suit with the golden toesies
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I love my son Manfred
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>>502031757 The faces on his knees
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>>502031120 filter bbc, heteroid and femoid too
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>>502032076 You're mind broken lmao.
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>>502031757 >toesies Apparently that's just the style nowadays. Like the dwarf armor.
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Is it narcissism or what that would lead someone to think random strangers care if an anon hides another random strangers comments in 4chan?
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>Inquisitor shows up at the end of the game in casualwear Did the Inquisitor even help fight? Why are they in their Pjs?
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>>502032473 > Frog poster > Porn addict > T*ransexual Shocker!
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>>502032396 The dwarf armor is gross as shit
>>502032473 Same
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>>502032473 Same except Origins
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>same xister tranny discord raid.
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>>502032473 im playing as surana right now
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I can't imagine playing this game with a Solas simping Rook desu, angrily butting heads with him, especially when Solas goes peak hubris is just too fun
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>>502033000 You will never be a f*moid.
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>>502032494 butthurt because people dont want to see your trolling?
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>>502033360 >says the faggot who unleashed a double blight causing 100s of 1000s of deaths this very moment by fucking up Solas' ritual Anonymous
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>>502033360 Your companions, at least Bellara, Davrin and Harding. Will also chew him out a bit if you bring them along during the final act where you team up a bit.
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About to finish the game and i haven't spoken to the train Qunari not even once. Feels good. It's going to die, as all trains should.
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you know what would have been funny if they confirmed the warden died during the double blight imagine doing the ritual to defeat the archdemon and live and it was all for nothing cuz of some faggots in tevinter
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>>502034407 You mean Snake people.
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>Harding and Solas both talk about how great Josephine was I glad they approve of my wife
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>>502034938 why dont you settle for white men you race traitor?
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>>502034643 I think pretty everyone in Inquisition loved Josie.
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>>502034643 The wonders of just being a friendly, well spoken person
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>>502034978 White men are for boring marriage after you're done riding the carousel.
Black men are for passionate fun <3
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>>502034643 Did Vivienne like her?
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Cuteee gayyyy coupleeeee why do white men love black elves so much?!?!!?
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>>502023449 If you don't have the two in the party there really isn't any flirting. Besides, Halsin also kinda wants to fuck Tav so there's that, too.
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>>502036505 When does this happen?
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>>502037663 Right after you finish his personal quest. It's unavoidable
Although maybe you have to finish BOTH Emmerich and Bellara quest so the Veil JUmpers are more "free"? You need to finish both Neve and Lucanis quest for them to get together.
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>>502025396 >I honestly went with the Wardens, it's the more "secure" option for the griffons at the moment. Did you just not pay attention to his quest story at all?
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>>502034219 >choosing Traviso over Minrathos Useless city.
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>>502038543 > Letting innocent civilians die because you don't want Trump's govenrment in charge of Tevinter Governments can change and the venatori can easily be killed after.
You can't bring back to life all the millions of innocent citizens that die in Treviso.
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>>502037863 >It's unavoidable It's totally avoidable if you are romancing him. He's not a slut like Lucanis.
Also I don't think it will happen if you let him become a Lich.
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Speak of Strife when he took a longsword up the guts I thought he was done for then he's just chillin' afterward not even seeming like he was wounded at all. What a man.
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>>502037863 I made Emmrich a lich and I didn't get any sub-romantic plotline with him and Strife.
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>>502040624 I heard if he's a lich he has a romance with Spite
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>>502038171 Yes, I get that releasing them into the wild is probably the intended choice. But, with the Blight/Archdemons gone, there isn't really much of a threat or pressure like there once was on the Wardens that could put the griffons in any real threat anymore. At the best they'll be work horses you fly on.
Then there's the fact that there are Tevinter mages that want to create their own Griffon mini-fig collection. And I just don't think 13 baby griffons would do well against those odds.
I know I'm being nitpicky. But releasing a endangered species into a habitat that aren't native to is just asking for a different disaster to happen.
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>>502040641 I choose Minrathos over Treviso, so Lucanis choose to part ways with Spite. So if such a romance does exist, I never got either one with him.
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>>502041067 >I know I'm being nitpicky The word is stupid
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>>502040641 this is getting too gay for me
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>>502041254 >>502041004 >>502041323 You guys literally fall for anything lmao.
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>>502041323 >>502041254 >>502040641 I havent seen any proof its just something I saw posted here actually. It seems dumb to me. Spite can't even speak in full sentences.
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I like how my Rook came out.
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redoing my run because i messed up the cc (i didn't get that far otherwise i would have dealt with it) i have to fight those jumpscare spiders again though
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>>502041663 Your Rook came out of the closet? He cute. Wanna hit a Tevinter gay bar?
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>>502041395 not buying troonguard so forgive me for being naive
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>>502041868 Now you are jumpscaring Cullen
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>>502038921 >there are no innocent civilians in Minrathous hurr durr only the ones in Treviso would die Imagine actually falling for the game's blatant manipulation tactic
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>>502041945 Sorry, he's autistic and has committed to holding hands with Bellara.
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>>502042016 sorry for being sexy
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>bellara cucked me with davrin Wtf?
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>>502042436 maybe if you werent a shemlen
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Does Dorian show up more if you save Minrathous?
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If Rook romances Neve doesn't that mean they basically cuck a 30-40 something virgin who's been too awkward until now to go after a girl?
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>>502044596 Yes. Saving Traviso torpedoes all the actual lore characters
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>>502044686 By actual lore characters you mean the two trans characters?
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>>502044956 Like it or not Maevaris is a Gaider OG just like Dorian.
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Lavellan or Trevelyan for my first Inquisition playthrough?
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>>502045358 The game has a lot of elf shit and when you get into the dlc there's even more elf shit
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>>502045358 Elf is fun outside a few very jank lines in a certain quest. Females elves also get an exclusive romance that ties a lot into that game but you can skip it if that's not your thing
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>>502045358 Lavellan. I just think an elf being the Herald of Andraste is kino
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>>502045358 female lavellan
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>>502046330 It's not our fault that when you think elf you instantly think of being a woman
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>>502046527 I forgot this was even a choice. I can't remember what difference it made.
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The governor's pronouns were... they/them? what the fuck?
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>>502047470 If only that was the worst thing about the game
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HAHAHAH DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I HAD MY COFFEEE HAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAA
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>>502046330 You have anal worms.
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>>502048848 Trains are not people. They are future suicide statistics.
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>If you make Rook a Watcher you are romancing your professor if you Romance Emmerich. I hope he didn't like his job cause that's a scandal you don't come back from. That's hot though
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>>502049235 You can't cancel one of the saviors of the world
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So if I want Taash to die how many missions do i have to skip? And do I still get access to the locked area in Rivain if I don't do her loyalty mission?
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>>502049707 I think any character that isn't a Hero of the Veil will die. I didn't have any of my factions above a one star and the only one who died was Lucanis.
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>>502049235 Emmrich...you could've picked better.
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>>502009141 They also had their way with her, every night after work.
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>>502049806 Can you truly call Strife better than Rook?
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Solavellan losers are all trains AND cucks how embarrassing
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>>502050780 Well I meant that Rook
>>502049235 in particular
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And suddenly i don't like Davrin anymore...
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BASED AS FUCK FUCK SOLAS FUCK SOLAS FUCK SOLAS FUCK SOLAS FUCK SOLAS
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So if each god had an archdemon and 5 archdemons have been killed already and the other 2 gods had their two archdemons killed What happened to Mythal's archdemon?
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So canonically this bitch drank from the well now? Ugh why doesn't bioware shove canon up their ass, why make RPGs if they want their garbage linear stories?
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>>502052393 >Mythal's archdemon? You mean the old god's soul from Origins?
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What a fucking unlikeable bitch.
>>502053241 No. That Archdemon was from one of the other Elven Gods. What I mean is that if there were 8 elven gods, why are there 7 archdemons.
But since Mythal was killed by the other gods and they used the blight after her death then that means the archdemons were created after she was killed off. So she can't have one.
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>>502052526 In Inquisition Morrigan offers herself up even if she doesn't drink from the well. If she has kieran anyway
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>>502053848 Kieran doesn't exist.
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>>502054042 Sorry incel but Morrigan fucked (you) or Alistair and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>502053795 >What I mean is that if there were 8 elven gods, why are there 7 archdemons. Well there were five blights with each having one archdemon, then you got Elgarnan and Ghilanain, makes seven, Mythal was reduced to a wisp, so she can't become one.
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>>502054150 She can also fuck Loghain, theoretically.
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>>502054150 I'm sorry you're such a sexless evil scumbag you gave a two dimensional evil witch an old god demon baby.
Maybe try going outside and having sex instead of having to do such evil shit in videogames?
Unless of course you're so lonely and pathetic you count having videogame sex as real sex... if so... i truly pity you. But chin up, as i said, Kieran was retconned out, you never had sex, not even in fiction, HAHAHA-
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>get a time limited dialogue with lucanis >walk into the room >he tells me he doesn't want to talk >turn around and leave
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So, Mythal'a and Solas's relationship was foreshadowed by Varric's and Bianca's (real)? Though, Solas can get a prime elven pussy while Varric died as a forever cuckhold.
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>>502054150 every time i romance alistair i have to deal with being the cuckquean of his sexual tension with morrigan
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>>502054404 >Maybe try going outside and having sex You do neither of these things.
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Ironic that the issue people have with Veilguard is that the prose isn't purple enough.
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>>502055761 Why would you bite such weak bait
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>>502052393 >What happened to Mythal's archdemon? If she ever had a dragon bound to her it would have been killed by the Evanuris before she was.
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>>502055803 Hey. I'm also critical of the massive amount of particle effects blotting out all the combat.
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>>502056075 Same amount of particle effects as any action RPG such as Mass effect and others piss baby.
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Man I hope Aura doesn't know what happened to Justice after he left her husband's body.
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Mythal's vallaslin looks like Solas's worm form
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>>502056269 >Solas's worm form I think you mean spermatozelf.
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I beat The Descent but all it did was make me even more confused on Dragon Age lore If the Titans are that big but below the surface that far down into the planet, why is the area its in full of clouds? It also makes me question red lyrium even more than I did before. I feel like the lore surrounding this one dlc is bigger than anything that happened in the base game for DAI because it changes the framework of the entire world, templars are all hopped up on titan blood etc etc Also, I can't believe we just leave that bitch down there when shes saying the most evil shit possible idk. Weird as fuck DLC.
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>>502056839 It's less complicated than it might appear to be.
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>>502056993 What do you mean?
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I really was not expecting the mortalitasi to be the addams family
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>>502057284 Most if not all questions you might have are answered in Veilguard.
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>>502057417 Okay. Well for 10 years then it was a pretty big plot point to just sit on.
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>>502057459 I mean they weren't expecting the next game to take 10 years.
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What a punchable face
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>>502057302 Cassandra being the one boring normie who just can't get into the family fun feels incredibly fitting now desu
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>>501973626 Lucanis is the worst example of possessed character I ever witnessed tin fiction.
>Here is the demon >It has barely few appearances >All appearances are just him grimacing and talking in the Palpatine voice >No influence on the character, no relevance >Any potential idea for a drama is killed by the coffee scene >Its really never an issue for a character >Toothless ending On numerous occasions I asked why the demon sure plot even here, they never used it neither for plot nor for character nor for drama.
Total writing death.
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whats the most fun playstyle in veilguard? i did DAO as a mage, DA2 as a dagger rogue, and DAI as a 2hand warrior
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>>502059250 Warrior so you can dropkick people
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>No Tevinter Noble Origin >No Saarebas defecting to the Imperium origin >No Antaam General Origin >No Avvar Spirit Origin >No Agents of Fen'harel IRA-esque Origin where you smoke Magisters >No Falon'dins Black Champion/Lost Evanuris origin >No Shaper Dwarf Origin >No Kal-Sharok Female Dwarf Companion looking to go back to the great days of the Dwarven Empire >No Rivani Seer companion >No Sexy Seheron Fog Dancer Companion >No Donark Elf Companion >No Kieran Companion >No Sexy Female Antivan Crow in tight fitting leather Companion Fuck bros, where did it all go so horribly, horribly wrong?
shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
they're actually cute together
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>>502059751 when they started to hire writers from
Fanfiction.net Also literature classes in colleges in western countries are seeing a historical decline because instead of telling you what made Shakespeare or Hemingway and their storytelling good and what you fundamental basics for writing you yourself can take from it as a writer you now get preached to you why Hemingway was sexist incel and how Shakespeare was wrong and racist and all of his works were written by his black kitchenstaff.
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>>502060552 At least give this nigga a decent haircut, what the hell man.
shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
>>502061546 you can't have a change of hair without starting from scratch
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>>502062032 There is literally a magic appearance changing mirror in Varric's room
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>>502055049 It is impossible for dwarves to stop suffering.
shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
>>502062032 i mean in the sense that i took my killmonger locs out for a retwist.
bellara is surprisingly good with textured hair
shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
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>>502062032 Nigga what are you doing?
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I did blood of arlathan yesterday. It's wild how every time solas enters the scene the game suddenly becomes entertaining instead of a slog, maybe it's because I'm a solaswife but I don't think so. Why the fuck would they sideline him so much jesus christ. Even Elgarnan resembled a real character while bickering with him. I hate bioware so much it's unreal
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>>502063171 Veilguard is clearly meant as reboot to make DA family friendly
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>>502017606 Lol no I dropped it in Act 2, just having this tab open for some /dag/ nostalgia
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>>502063295 how is a 18+ game family friendly? or did you mean safe space friendly?
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>>502063617 I am kind of confused what Veilguard has in it to warrant that age rating. There's very little blood splatters, no one swears, the things like slavery are toned down so much you have to really pay attention and its the least nude Bioware game ever
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>>502063845 I mean, yesterday I saw a heckin hallarina die in a cartoonishly evil blood sacrifice while the venatori attendants cheered... The age raters must have been shaking and crying so much when they saw that...
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>>502064250 Dead animals>>>>>>Dead human
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>>502064289 Clearly bioware agrees
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>>502063845 trannies should be 18+ rating
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This piece of shit has the gall to boast about "not letting others define her"? God i wish this stupid cunt was in Origins so i could, i dunno, leave her in a cage for darkspawn to find or something
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>>502064534 lmao based Traash
truly the representation they/thems deserve
I actually like her mom and wish she was a companion
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>>502064534 the worst part is no one tells her to fuck of
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>>502064904 >meets an actual archdemon >WAIT WAT NOBODY TAUGHT ME TO FIGHT THAT Anonymous
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>>502064904 >hey lucanis, are there any NON BINARY crows?? >but of course :))) Anonymous
>>502064985 didn't she tell Neve being a woman is shit?
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>>502065065 yes, you can actually tell her you enjoy being a woman in that particular dialogue. But in a nice way of course
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Is Veiltards as shit as everyone claims? Seems so. From what I've seen it looks boring.
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Damn if only I had known that the Strand Hair option made such a difference before.
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>>502065841 Too taxing for the gpu.
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>>502065892 spirits are trannies too?
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>>502066104 They cant be.
How could a spirit even commit suicide?
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>Neve What the fuck Is this a woman with big tits, and is actually attractive I thought bioware was done with that kind of character
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>>502065841 Strand hair off is unplayable, to use a cliché.
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>>501980697 Yes, but other romance options don't even get the choice. That's the point, not that it's mandatory.