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For all things Dragon Age. Talk about Veilguard or other DA games. Reply to the OP if you have an addition to make. We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three.
>Veilguard Official Launch Trailer: https://youtu.be/NdtmtuzICOI >Veilguard waifu poll https://strawpoll.com/wby5Q602jyA >post-Veilguard Solas poll https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV89Gon3 Previous:
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>>501506849 >We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three. This has been in the OP for 20 threads now...
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>tfw even after 20 years still no happy family with little hawkelings
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>Hey Taash I just came to tell you the Darkspawn have take Val Royeux. Estimates of almost a million cas-
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BG3 writing being better than shitguard isn't really that much of a compliment. I found it very lacking as well. CDPR and owlcat are my only hope at this point
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>>501507134 They nerfed Isabela so hard but at least she can do woman pushups now
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>>501506849 Merrill's feet vs Bellara's feet
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>>501507353 Even I could do more pushups than that. She didn't even do 10 she did like 3.
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>>501507509 She's not THAT sorry
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>>501507150 PLEASE TELL ME THERES A WAY TO REMOVE THIS FREAK FROM MY PARTY WITHOUT GETTING THE SAME BAD ENDING
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>>501507728 If you just regard Taash as the troubled kid she is and assume one day she'll mature out this phase, she's actually not bad imo. I actually really liked her quest as far as the relationship between her and her mom and persuading her which culture to embrace. I went with Qunari but I'm curious how the Rivaini path is different. Does she become even more estranged from her mom?
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>tfw Varric's so lonely from not having Hawke or even the Inquisitor around he starts looking for protagonists to groom
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>>501507728 You can completely ignore her after she is recruited and still get the 'good' ending.
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>Solas says spirits of Compassion are extremely rare >You meet like 3 different ones in this game alone
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... Does anyone have DAO hair mods? These hairstyles are really ugly.
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>ELVEN GODS DAMMIT ROOK, YOU'RE A LOOSE BALISTA! I'VE GOT THE ARCHON SO FAR UP MY ASS SINCE THAT MINRATHOUS STUNT I MIGHT AS WELL BE HIS BROODMOTHER!
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>>501508554 I feel like this dude would force you to turn in your warden armor and sword if you ever did some off the books work with killing darkspawn and some rogue adventuring
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Taash I don't think your pronouns are going to matter much if the whole world gets consumed by the blight is it really the right time to be worrying about this don't you have anything more important to do
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>>501508885 Don't single Taash out. Everyone on the Teamguard is like that.
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>>501508161 I thought you have to do ALL the companions quests, so that they become the "heroes of veilshit" or whatever
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>>501508226 So if you need lyrium to manifest yourself from the Fade into the material world, how did Cole do it?
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>>501508885 That is the attitude of a loser, anon. A hero should plan out their future, instead of losing hair of what if they fail.
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>>501508941 Why are you on a Taash defense squad journey right now, she sucks, she should die, easily the worst companion.
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>>501508956 I think thats just for the secret ending
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>>501509106 Cole met a really depressed gay boy
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>>501508386 If you're bothered by the hairstyles wait until you get to the fugly armors with oversized pauldrons and boobplate. Anyway, there should be like a million hair mods in nexus.
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>>501508941 True to an extent but I'd say everyone else has more reasonable concerns Davrin's trying to save an extinct species, Lucanis is possessed by a demon, even Emmerichs while more selfish is understandable given what's going on in the world. Taash worrying about being they/them in between missions where you learn how bad things are just comes across as pathetic
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Wait, are kidnapped women vaginally raped by darkspawn or do they just vomit in their mouths? Or both?
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>>501509428 >really depressed gay boy >tfw human Cole goes after the bard chick Guess it ain't genetic after all!
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DA:I had much better hairstyles for men despite a very limited selection to begin with.
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Davrin is the only normal companion so far, which is pretty funny since I thought he'd be the worst, being a black elf and all that. Guess you shouldn't judge the book by it's cover.
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>>501509428 was the boy made of lyrium perchance?
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>>501509106 I dunno. Maybe Cole is just an extraordinary spirit. Maybe the fate of the real Cole affected him so strongly he was able to do something that shouldn't seem possible. Who knows. The real Cole didn't just suffer and die he was abandoned and utterly forgotten.
>>501509279 I dunno I hated her at first and kind of warmed up to her. I'm not gonna try to argue anyone out of hating her I'm just saying that I don't.
>easily the worst companion. I simply disagree.
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>>501509542 The more holes used - the more darkspawn they can produce!
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>>501509106 I thought they just needed the lyrium to maintain their power as physical beings instead of being weak mortals? Like how mages get a boost from prepared lyrium
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>>501509542 First day, they come and catch everyone.
Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat.
Third day, the men are all gnawed on again.
Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate.
Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn.
Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams.
>Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew. >Eighth day, we hated as she is violated. >Ninth day, she grins and devours her kin. Now she does feast, as she's become the beast.
Now you lay and wait, for their screams will haunt you in your dreams.
Yes. Also they eat some of them
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>>501509628 Human Cole was kind of gay for Rhys I think. There were such vibes going on imo.
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>>501509872 I don't know why I said human Cole. I mean just regular Cole.
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>>501509727 I also like Traash better than the quirky tee-hee female companions. I wish I could tell her to grow the fuck up and stop focusing on inane shit
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>>501509869 >>501509542 So, they made up this "super blight" so that they could forget about the existence of broodmothers and whole uncomfortable reason why there should be as little women wardens as possible?
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>>501509542 Hespith does say violated but I can’t imagine darkspawn actually caring about rape so I always figured it was more body horror-y
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What's funny is that they sell Taash as the only dragon hunter capable enough to handle the blighted dragons like there was really no other better option in the whole of Thedas than a lost girl that doesn't even know what she wants to be called and has mommy issues because of that
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>>501510164 Yep. No way Bioware in 2024 is doing rape as a plot point. Now they come from puddles.
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>>501510254 It wasn't that there was "no better option" she was more like "whoever they could find on short notice"
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>>501509867 I don't know, I don't see solas needing lyrium at all and in the mural conversation they pretty much established that elves manifesting left and right pissed the titans enough to go to war. Then again this is the veilguard team members interpretation so lol. I wish we had 7 flavours of Emmerich instead
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>>501509869 The devs clarified it's just darkspawn vomiting in their mouths. Not impregnating them through the vagina.
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>>501510254 Based Greybor-poster
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>>501510164 Wardens would not give a fuck about gender. A body is a body whatever happens in the end.
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>>501510443 Then get literally anyone from Inquisition. My team killed all the dragons in the game. They should know a thing or two.
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>>501510569 Well, yeah, but even if they don't care about being dragged off to the darkspawn rape dungeon, the "birthing more darkspawn if captured" should give anyone pause. But not in the new family friendly DA, of course.
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>>501509542 I thought they were forced to eat darkspawn flesh or something
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>>501510569 Don't say that, male-on-male rape is too extreme for dark fantasy/grimdark enthusiasts, because it's not sexy enough to jack off to.
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>no toilets in lighthouse >no bathing area In light house >no laundry place
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>is called archdemon >is not a demon
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>>501510518 Nah I'm not bothered what retcons they've added later when twitters rape is the ultimate worst thing ever and shouldn't be mentioned idea came along.
>Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew That's definitely puking
>Eighth day, we hated as she is violated That's quite obviously rape I can't think of a single other way the word "violated" the way its placed can be interpreted here.
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>>501510882 I would imagine the wardens just don’t tell anyone about that part. They sure as fuck don’t even warn their own.
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>>501510569 There was an interview where they mentioned female wardens would commit suicide if they knew they were going to be kidnapped
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>>501510970 >no toilets in lighthouse neve...
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>>501511140 Why wouldn't male wardens commit suicide as well?
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So, like, Solas was blatantly lying about the blood magic thing and it was a clue and not a retcon, right? It’s a whole ass plot point.
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>>501511348 Males can't give birth to more Darkspawn
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>>501510953 Neve rubbing Hardings feet
Bellara giving sex bed eyes to rook
Lucanis and COFEE AHAHA LMAO RANDUM XDDD
And emmerich needs to sit with a staff because he's THAT old
Davrin checking out Taash' bulge
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>>501510164 Darkspawn 2.0 is closer to reaper mobs then darkspawn. Biological weapons. No armour, all biological. They don't march, They are dropped from sky or come from boils or whatever.
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>>501511446 But they are fine being captured by the Darkspawn and going through any torture they have planned? It's just very sloppy writing and worldbuilding to me I guess.
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>>501511446 that's transphobic and so are the darkspawn
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>>501511273 saar we dont use those things here
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>>501511369 Lying about what exactly? Him abhoring blood magic? No. But he doesn't dislike it for ideological reasons of it being evil, it's practical. Him lying about not using it to mind control Rook? Obviously yes that's a lie. But notice in his typical way of sucking at lying he doesn't answer directly if he used it to mind control you he just says "I abhor blood magic."
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>>501511348 Because they are just killed, it's the same thing as IRL - capture the women so they can birth you more people, kill the male population since they are useless to you at best and a threat at worst.
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>>501510569 I'm not sure wardens are even at risk of becoming broodmothers. Part of their whole thing is that they're inoculated against further infection from the darkspawn.
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>>501511556 You're meant to go down fighting by the time you go for your calling your meant to be a borderline elite warrior so the darkspawn just kill you because its easier than capturing for no other reason than torture. Women on the other hand serve a purpose to keep the race spreading.
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>>501511369 He hates it, doesn't mean he won't use it ever
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>>501511556 No. The point is that suicide is more urgent for female wardens so they don't grow ten tits and become a darkspawn printing machine.
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>>501508067 Was it varric that thought rook hands on hip pose?
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>>501510970 Imagine Varric's smell...
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>>501511658 >Part of their whole thing is that they're inoculated against further infection from the darkspawn. It gets them eventually dosen't it? Alister says Its just slowed in Wardens but after a certain point its either death or become a darkspawn
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>>501511971 Don’t you just turn into a ghoul?
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I really really wish I hadn't been spoiled on this moment. Fuck Bioware and their marketing of this game that diarrhea blasted plot spoilers everywhere. It was so treacherous being on social media for the months leading up to release.
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>>501509639 Gives off too much of a main character energy to me. He's a Grey Warden who is also a famous monster hunter, has the last remaining griffons AND kills an archdemon, all of which is early in the game. Most times bioware npcs get their powerups at the end/between games but he was too much for my liking.
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>>501509639 His character is ruined by the fact that you have to kill Harding to save him
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>>501512289 I somehow managed to avoid all spoilers and then got spoiled on the twist instantly on release day
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Your barely established party leader (who is also sorta retarded) gathers the crew for a meeting. You enter the meeting room and realize that he has set all of your chairs together, while his own chair is posted up across from the rest so that he can stare all of you in the eyes at the same time. You suspect that this power move is related to the rumors of the Paki and Spaniard fucking behind his back. What's your next move?
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>>501512383 Killing Harding is the easiest decision ever, what do you mean?
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>>501512286 I swear I remember a line that's something like "willingly or not in the end all wardens end up in the deep roads".
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what happened to curing the taint in wardens thing
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>>501512383 Harding in this game is just an impostor, so it's a pretty easy decision between the two.
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redd*t being on point lol
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>>501512491 Well yeah but the taint just turns people into ghouls. Darkspawn are birthed.
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>>501512645 It was honestly the stupidest thing. You even send your other 2 companions to the city you don't pick so apparently one level 20 HR manager is what's really needed to stop a dragon
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>>501512645 People are just salty their home burned down and want someone to blame, and it just so happens there was this one guy that saved another city instead of them making it an easy choice. Players are taking the whole thing way too seriously
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i have to wait two weeks to play DAO
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>>501513165 Stop cooming on your laptop
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>>501513123 It’s also one of the FEW examples of actual companion tension in the game and people are bitching
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>>501513459 it's still lazy writing that makes no sense. there's like a million ways of properly executing this without it feeling this forced and artificial.
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>>501513316 Waiting for new laptop.
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Neve enjoys fried fish
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>>501512749 >Female ghouls are usually made broodmothers by the darkspawn. They are force-fed darkspawn tissue, and the darkspawn forcefully "spew" into the prisoners' mouths. At this point, Hespith describes the women who survive as being "violated >https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/Ghoul I'm actually interested now if there is a away to turn a man into a darkspawn and its just never come up. There's obviously a way to turn tainted women into one by putting enough Darkspawn DNA in them by... various means. So I'd think there'd be one for men too, and if they're not chuds They/Thems like Taash too. They just don't use it because there's no point.
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>>501513123 >Players are taking the whole thing way too seriously Bioware's view on VG criticism in general
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>>501508835 >And your other Warden Greatsword? Anonymous
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>>501513459 Rook has been barely established as a leader in the setting, or having a good relationship with ANYONE, so the writing feels off and forced in terms of trying to push some tension and conflict into the group. It's an attempt at conflict, but it falls flat.
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>>501514347 >to turn a man into a darkspawn men just become regular ghouls
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>morons in last thread saying Howe is a bad villain >Wait till Cousland host has mostly departed to fight in south >Kill off the Cousland household >Give whatever story he wants
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>>501514347 >tainted women Anonymous
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>>501514347 >I'm actually interested now if there is a away to turn a man into a darkspawn Well that's literally what happened to corypheus and his merry group so it is possible
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>>501515109 so do women unless Darkspawn piss, cum, jizz bleed and shit in their mouths for a few days I don't see anything in the lore (and admittedly I've not played Origins in over a decade) that implies if they go to the effort men wouldn't turn into one as well.
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Men don't have the internal organs to give birth so no point shitting in their mouths
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>>501515702 I'm sure it was one of The Architects MANY experiments
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>>501515702 I mean, needing darkspawn to be conceived and born through heterosexual intercourse is definitely a choice. You'd think a more appalling setting would have wardens, regardless of gender, be potential hosts for birthing darkspawn armies.
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>>501512908 HR manager is most powerful person in these game devs life. Closest thing to god
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Isabela looks good but shes too skinny
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>>501515914 >and born through heterosexual intercourse It's not even that, it's just a matter of women having wombs and the actual eggs that turn into people unlike men.
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>Harding in 20s. >I like hiking and nature >Harding in 30s >this is my dawi heritage.
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>>501515702 Why don't they do this with animals? Darkspawn horse as beast of burden would be boon
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>>501516245 That does explain why her maturity has also regressed
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>>501516237 You don't need to write a fantasy setting where fantasy monsters need a human female womb to spread their kind. I'm not saying it's wrong or even bad writing, but I'm saying you can have darkspawn breed and procreate in any way you want, it's your setting.
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>>501516676 Are you actually fucking retarded?
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>>501516860 Please elaborate.
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Why did they do it?
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>>501509872 >>501510018 Human Cole literally gets himself some pussy by Trespasser. He fucks the bard chick.
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>>501516676 It should be giant tainted tree. Where darkspawn grows and are harvested from. You feed corpses. What corpse you feed to it. That is what darkspawn you get. Humans you get Hurlock. Dwarf you get Genlock. Elf for those sneaky darkspawn. Qunari for ogre
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>>501516893 >It's fantasy why do reproductive organs or specifically the lack of matter? It's called suspension of disbelief
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>>501516906 I know. Alls I'm saying is he was quite affectionate with Rhys.
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>>501516906 But...he's a 14-year old boy
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>>501515497 >>501515702 its vomit stop making it sound even more disgusting
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>>501517323 >hasn't had sex when 14 Skill issue
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>>501515474 What the fuck is wrong with Taash's face. I don't even mean that it's fugly. There's just something absolutely lizard brain triggering about it.
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>>501517295 I'm not saying reproductive organs don't matter, but I don't see why a MADE UP fantasy race of DEMONS would specifically need to follow the completely same steps of procreation as regular humans in said fantasy universe do.
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>>501517636 her face is wrinkly, has weird coloration, and her nose is huge.
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>>501517748 >demons they are corrupted/diseased versions of humans/dwarves/elves/qunari, no reason not to have them born from a diseased womb
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>>501517748 They're not demons
Darkspawn were tainted men who got tainted by fucking around with Gods house and cursed the world
And because it's fucking dark, it's horrible and grim and makes you feel bad and hate them that much more
Unless you're mentally deranged as a man there is some protective instincts hard wired into your brain about the fairer sex, men being brutalised isn't half as bothersome
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>>501518843 >rapier >when she wielded a fuckhuge greatsword was there a single person involved in the previous games that was involved in trashguard?
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>>501518952 My brotha there are no greatswords in this game
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>>501518748 >got tainted by fucking around with Gods house and cursed the world HE BOUGHT IT
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>>501519010 So don't reference something with something else that is completely wrong?
Better yet, add the staple weapon type?
>>501519081 DA:O is the only source of dragon age lore though?
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Why is the user score so low? I thought /dag/ told me its the best Dragon Age game?
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>>501519006 >DA2 has better character models than veilshit Embarassing
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>>501519163 Yeah I don't know why they didn't have greatswords. I'm sure they have some fucking stupid excuse but I don't care. It was always my preferred weapon when playing warrior.
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>>501519081 I mean the magisters definitely brought the blight back and it was a gods house just emphasis on that plural
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>>501519285 I hate how accurate this is.
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>>501519187 Nobody said that, and the only retards who would say something like that are at a level of intellect with that Brazilian monkey
DAI is a bit better than V, and that is meant as an insult
>>501519274 Who the fuck knows to be honest, looking at the game puts it low on my list of gripes even if it is an obvious failing though
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do you think solas could fit his whole head in lavellans pussy i saw porn like that once
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>>501519496 Of course he could
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>>501519341 (G)od*
>Eyes sorrow-blinded, in darkness unbroken >There 'pon the mountain, a voice answered my call. >Heart that is broken, beats still unceasing, >An ocean of sorrow does nobody drown. >You have forgotten, spear-maid of Alamarr. >Within My creation, none are alone. Anonymous
im considering gettin dai just to experience it
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>>501512296 So he’s a marry sue then, and they actually killed off all of the griffons again just to give this faggot a special pet?
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>>501519508 I don't know why people make such a big deal of this line.
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>>501519974 DAI?
It's shit but if you've played 2 and seen V in this general it might be okay, it's shit though
10 year old trash could be the presents treasure though
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>>501512296 Someone pointed out in an thread the other day that no matter what origin you pick there's always a team member who's a super special better version of you, and I've been pissed off how true that is ever since.
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>>501520084 Depicting Solas as an amoral shitposter is fun.
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>>501520426 Oh, duh. I get it. Carry on.
I wish more players knew the story of "The Noble and the Dread Wolf"
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the only people who like this game are ironic shitposters or the mentally unwell
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>>501520275 similar energy when playing as a cleric of Shar in BG3
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>>501506849 She did nothing wrong
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>>501520748 What's wrong with this game? The writing is good and like the dynamic of all the companions, in fact there's not really one I dislike, I guess the DLC golem is weakest
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>>501520790 You can play a Cleric of Shar again? I thought they removed that due to main story reasons.
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>>501520748 I'm looking at people on Reddit say they like the game and I don't even understand how that opinion is possible? Like what redeeming factors does Veilguard have?
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>>501520748 dont forget grifters too afraid of being cancelled to admit its shit
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>>501521002 >ironic shitposters Anonymous
veilguard unironically reminds me of re4
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>>501521798 I got more of a GoW ragnarok feel from it. Even down to the annoying companions
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>>501521971 never played that re4 has gross plague monsters and gloomy villages
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>>501521204 Who's shitposting?
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>>501522139 He's a bad liar
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>>501521798 RE4 and RE4R are good games though
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>>501522213 Honestly I'm not sure Alistair and Morrigan get along
I don't remember the other crap, do they ever reunite after Origins? Or comment on one another?
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Good morning gay bros!
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No one cares fag
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>>501522751 He comes to meet his son in DAI if made king and convinced to do the ritual. Can't remember anything else.
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>>501522870 Lucanis is obsessed with Neve. Emmrich and Davrin are the only real options for gaychads who respect themselves.
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>>501522390 yeah but similar vibe.
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>>501522751 They can meet in Inquisition, if he's not a king. They're pretty friendly iirc
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>>501523105 Like out of character or sort of come to terms with maturity a bit?
>>501523000 Intredasting but I can't say I was enthralled with DAI writing so I'm not sure how it'd be
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>Just found out the reason I don't have 100% on steam achievements is due to a bug and I'll have to start a new game
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>>501523068 Lucanis is my faggot and he's gonna be obsessed with whoever i tell him he's gonna be obsessed with.
Bottoms have no rights.
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>gay boy has to play make belief boyfriend >even as a queer sexual degen he can't get a real life fuck lmao
>>501523412 Why bother?
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>>501523419 Well good luck being a cuck while he flirts with Neve while you are obsessively trying to court him.
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>these vile californian hipsters somehow know about khachapuri, the food of gods
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>>501523770 Alright that's actually kind of nice, and yeah seems in character but more mature as they would be, much better than most of the slop I remember witnessing in that game
Still a bit of edge, still some tension, but a much more cooled atmosphere mostly bonding over the Warden
Nice, you made me happy anon
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How old is Leliana during Origins and how old was she during her dlc?
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>>501524447 In DAO she is around 20, Leliana's song takes place two years before DAO.
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which one for an elven mage i cant decide
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I lost 6 lbs over the past week just due to being obsessed with this game
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>>501524803 Have you tried making one not look like some kpop freak?
A I guess
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>>501524880 these arent even my pics
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>>501524803 I like the first one but whats with the gay tattoos. Shes not Dalish
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>>501524803 They all look like plastic whores. But out of those, the one on the right. Get better presets.
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grey wardens or mourn watch?
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>>501524968 But you're gonna recreate them right?
So it doesn't matter if they're yours or not
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>>501525094 no, talking about hair mods because the default ones are so ugly i refuse to use them
should have clarified
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>>501525187 Oh one hundred percent top left then
Or some kind of braids like that
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>>501525056 You can't go wrong with picking a faction of your waifu
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>>501524803 You troons are so strange...
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>>501525320 the veil jumpers suck lol
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Looking at the concept art book you really get depressed. Oh boy, what could have been. Instead we get this absolute slop of a gender confirmation simulator. Well, RIP Dragon Age franchise.
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>elves ruined everything >humans made things worse >dwarves did nothing wrong
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>>501525056 im not a fan of the mourn watch armor
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>>501525056 Grey Wardens get a lot of content and they are cool as fuck let alone have a shitload of mentions with nearly every character in the game, from Varric to Solas to monologues.
Mourn Watch has nothing but like 5 dialogues in Nevarra like 40 hours into the game.
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>>501525187 the default ones fit for a warrior. A grey warden wouldn't have the time to groom their hair like
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>>501525448 Elf crow then.
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>>501525056 you can conscript people as a grey warden, that's more kino than what any other faction gets
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>>501525614 i mean you can give your female warden anora's swirly buns. so its not unbelievable.
id say long draping hair would be pretty inconvenient though
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>>501525558 >Every time Not in the OG and GOAT of fantasy though
Lesser gods/angels fucked everything up in that
Everyone had their share of failings and triumphs too though
Honestly the ruining of the golden city is up their with the sinking of Numenor to me, I wonder how much it inspired that part of DA
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>>501525558 >>dwarves did nothing wrong Anonymous
This is a pretty cool sequence of scenes. Morrigan even has a few really good lines, like I will never be the mother you were to me, with all the meaning behind that from DAO. It's really well done.
So it's really a shame that DAV isn't allowed to touch on any of this, because they didn't use a save import. Morrigan doesn't have Kieran anymore, and doesn't even mention him, because she doesn't know whether he exists or not, because there's no save import. We're talking to Mythal and interacting with her and her peers, and none of this is mentioned because bioware didn't want to put in the effort. It's so shitty. DAV is such a bad game.
https://youtu.be/Ro1y7TKopC0 Anonymous
Bellara should have looked like a kpop asian elf.
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So Maker never was a thing? Also what's with the golden city? Old Gods are just elves?
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>>501526010 >Maker never was a thing Says who?
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>>501525852 > wahhh i'm an incel who had an old god baby because i can't understand what sacrifice is WAHHHH where is my SON!? WHERE'S MY WIFE'S SON!? Replay DAO, sacrifice yourself, there you go, canon.
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>>501526080 So where is he then?
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>>501525820 You can send the mayor to the Wardens, and he actually shows up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkpakOo-7rw Anonymous
>>501526010 The maker is solas and andraste is mythal/flemeth The golden city was just a containment cell for the blight built by solas. The Old gods were just high dragons turned into slaves/horcruxes by the elven gods. Anonymous
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>>501526198 Across the sea
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>>501526198 Still overlooking everything? Maybe he fucked off elsewhere? Maybe he still sits upon a big golden throne away from his failed creations who lost themselves in pride, greed and hubris?
Who knows, you decide
The workings of almighty God isn't something for mere beings to dump out in trashy dialogue scenes to one another
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>>501526219 Oh shit yeah at the beginning, I forgot about that.
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>>501526347 >The maker is solas *according to mythal's myth. Solas was sleeping at that time. It was all her ruse.
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>Add a bulge, ass and tit size slider that barely does anything
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>>501526198 Isn't the story that The Maker was so disgusted by people and their hunger for power that he just took off and left his creations to fend for their nasty ass selves.
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>>501526542 Bulge size is purely made for trannies so they can give their self-inserts penises, or at least the idea of a penis created by the bulge slider.
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>>501526532 Seems the chant was all a plot to keep people the fuck away from the blight prison and keep mages under thumb.
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>>501526158 How about you sacrifice yourself irl tranny
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He looks so manly and perfect now, just like i wanted i'm so happy with Rook.
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no one cares fag
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Andaran atish’an, my fellow elvhen.
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>>501527305 It's literally all I can do lately
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This is the worst weapon ever. It doesn't even oneshot while aiming at the head on normal difficulty
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>>501527305 No, I don't think I will.
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>>501526792 Pretty much. It's heavily implied in DAV as well that Mythal has been busy finding vessels with a similar fate and nudging the story in the right direction.
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>dRaGoNs dOn'T hAvE kInGs
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Where is my wife Anora? Is she safe?
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>>501527305 Black City better have a sturdy bed
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>>501527578 Well the entirety of Denerim got wiped out so probably not
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>>501527503 It's some gay retarded shit but I'm pretty sure if I recall right only females become high dragons or whatever the fuck called
Don't most become little male drakes that protect the nest? That sounds right in my head anyway
Still no excuse for yasss dragon queen slay tripe
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>>501527578 She's certainly not a broodmother, if that's what you're asking
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>>501527578 Denerim is kill
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>>501527707 ghillienain fixed her fertility issues
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>>501527653 >>501527782 >>501527707 I don't think The Darkspawn Chronicles were canon though anons
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>>501525983 I'd prefer this
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>>501527865 Oh anon, Orlais Ferelden and Kirkwall all die in Veilguards giga-blight
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so not only do fags spread around STDs at an alarming rate since they fuck anything that moves, but they also won't shut the fuck up about how much they love being defective organisms>In every creature, there is a sound state and a defective state; and the former alone can be supposed to afford us a true standard of taste and sentiment.
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>>501527675 How does a little drakeling mate with such a large ass dragon? They'd be fucking crushed before delivering the load.
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>>501527953 >>501527982 Nahhh, I don't reckon it is
>>501528126 I could be wrong but I'm fairly sure that's the line I remember
So I dunno, you work it out
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>>501528056 there there anon, did that make you feel better? :3
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>>501528056 Anon, please. We're trying to have reasonable discussions about dragon sex, and darkspawn raping the queen of Fereldan here.
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>>501527973 Disgusting, get some taste.
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>>501528056 Well you may be right but also
>>501528271 This.
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>>501528249 Looks like you're right, they are all females, they are still assoooming their identity though, gotta go with the times.
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>>501528424 Yeah. Inquisitor keeps informing you about how everything is going to shit in Southern Thedas during the game, and ultimately the whole of Southern Thedas is overrun by the super blight.
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>>501527982 Kirkwall had survivors flee, same with Denerim. So we don't know who is dead and who isn't.
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>bro there's a massive super blight its totally crazy and so much stronger than the one in origins!! >shown offscreen
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>>501528585 lol so Darkspawn who are heavily depleted at this point just get more numbers from their ass?
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>>501528609 This entire plot line about the south is basically just the writers wiping out everything pre-DAV so they never have to reference things about the first three games if they ever make another game. Everyone can be presumed dead and all your choices are irrelevant in the end.
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>>501528609 Kirkwallers go to Starkhaven, there's not really anywhere for Fereldans to go since last time they went to the Free Marches which is currently fucked
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>>501528567 However they do it, dragons are a fucked up species, no wonder they got genocided
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>>501528741 the devs never played origins so they didnt know that and therefore its not canon
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>>501527982 >giga-blight You know, although it's called the Fifth Blight it was said to have been stopped in the nick of time before it could properly get going as a Blight like the ones in the past. It felt seriously dire even then. Then apparently the Sixth Blight was the worst ever, but it really never felt like it even when Minrathous (capital of Dock Town) is shown to have been completely overrun off screen.
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>>501529019 Would Sebastian let them in?
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My Rook went through a lot... Of cute gay surgeries yaaay! <3
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>>501529162 Nothing can get worse than the first Blight.
Despite what these hacks.
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>>501528734 Just take the chad schizo
>Idontthinkthathappenedpill and all is well.
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>>501529182 Aveline is leading them so maybe. If import choices matter I'd say it'd depend on shit like if Anders died after the terrorist attack but since it dosen't who knows.
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>501529238
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>>501528734 It's not just Origins though, it's all games before DAV.
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>>501529525 there are no dragon age games after origins though
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>>501529238 Why are you geh?
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>>501529665 then why are you here? piss off lmao.
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>>501529673 BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAAAAY
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>>501528734 >>501529525 Im pretty sure they were bragging this is the better than the old games
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>>501529740 you're a freak of nature
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>>501529665 My brother in Andraste
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I honestly dreamed about DA4 for years and always wanted my character to look EXACTLY like this but because I imagined him as an Avaar since like an idiot i thought the game would be set in Ferelden again, or at least all world.
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I still have no idea how the fuck justify the purple eyeesss i thought i was gonna get purple magic or the dagger would be purple or something
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>>501529665 The least played game in the series?
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>>501529874 You eat da poo poo.
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>>501530836 wukong is the best game ever made right?
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I hate Farquaad so much its unreal
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Post your tattoos, sisters
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>>501531413 Im a Solaswife and this is horrible
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>>501531286 I don't even know who you are
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>>501531286 What's a farquaad?
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>>501531748 the brazilian faggot who spams his ugly rook
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She's talking about the game isn't she... ?
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>>501531974 How do you know its name?
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>>501527305 My elfblooded veiljumper can fix him
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>>501532345 Hes a known menace. He always spams his gay characters and rants about straights
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>>501531413 Get you one of those exfoliating wash clothes, and don't say no to lotion
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>>501531978 I find it funny as hell Bioware made the fantasy Asian elf do that Japanese sitting kneel thing
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>>501532510 Maybe you just spend too much time here? i don't think it's normal to know so much about random anonymous posters.
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>>501532510 >b*ownoid has to compensate with a flamboyant lifestyle, annoying as much people as possible for living in a disgusting favela surrounded by fellow subhumans Many such cases.
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Not gonna lie
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>>501532743 This general is new. He's been doing it on /v/ for a while retardo
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>>501533306 And what are you doing with your life you spend so much time in /v/ you memorize posters?
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>>501533382 To be fair I've been here for like 5 days and am already aware of the computer illiterate Brazilian homosexual and the Solas fangirl
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>>501533657 You make friends fast! That's what happens when you have nobody in your life and you make weird parasocial relationships with random anonymous strangers.
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>>501533382 The Brazilian Farquad has been here for over a decade and on different generals /v/ threads
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>>501533958 Idk, I've only ever browsed /meg/, /swgg/ and /dag/ since Inquisition days.
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>>501533958 >for over a decade That's funny of you to said considering i started using 4chan when RE3Make came out in 2020 and i only started to use /vg/ when Hogwarts Legacy came out.
How pathetic are you that you would make such an embarrassing lie? Why would someone be so obsessed with me they claim i've been posting for 10 years in 4chan lmao. I didn't even touch /vg/ until Hogwarts Legacy came out and you say a decade?
You're seriously mentally ill. Like, genuinely. I truly feel so bad for you.
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>>501529238 why did you got whiter?
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>>501532359 >veiljumper disgusting globogomo upstarts
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Speaking of Veil Jumpers I went in hating Strife based on his appearance in Tevinter Nights he's like the stereotype of a shem hating know-it-all smug prick Dalish Elf (or at least that was my impression enough to write him off) but in this game I think he's pretty based actually.
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what are the veil jumpers anyway, why aren't they just a dalish clan
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>>501527305 Rook has standards
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AY NOOOOOO MY INQUISITOR LOOKS AWFUL AAAA WHAT HAVE I DONEE WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>all the backstory and lore is elves did it >but the modern plots of city and dalish elves goes nowhere, elf racism is just gone
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>>501536031 world's too busy ending for the protagonists to care about dalish city elf shit
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>>501536031 dont worry, now that orlais is fucked, the dales will rise again
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Not only is my Inquisitor ugly but i'm supposed to do everythign for him???
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>>501535726 >Rook lol, lmao
>standards source?
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>>501536413 >Where did the inquisitor who had to do everything himself, even picking flowers and mining for materials go to??? He learned to delegate
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neve/lucanis is the new alistair/morrigan
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>>501536558 No. Shartan was a substitute.
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>game keeps changing my ultimate to the baby rage instead of warden specialty one
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>>501531413 Are you still taking images you found of plebbit?
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>>501534376 Remember denying your nationality even though you made it extremely easy to find it out?
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OHHH FUCKKKK YOUUU
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No one cares fag.
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Would less people have died if Solas took down the Veil at the beginning of the game?
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>>501530836 It isn't though
Why would you go on the internet and lie?
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>>501538783 No, next question
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>>501530836 thats literally da2
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>>501538178 was varric not the viscount?
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>>501538178 i mean, there's literally no one else who could do it
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>>501538783 Yes, less people would have died if half the continent hadn't been overrun by superpowered mutant cannibals.
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>just got to the deep roads as templar/champion >sudden overwhelming desire to start over as arcane warrior/blood mage
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>>501539009 He became Viscount in Trespasser, but Aveline tardwrangles the place whenever he's away
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I hate Bellara and Lucanis so much it’s unreal. They’re both so forced and unnatural. Le Wholesome Chungus Coffee Crow makes my blood boil and I’m a huge faggot that usually prefers men over women in these games. Didn’t think Davrin would be the most likable. He’s certainly the most normal. Mierda
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>>501539009 Aveline is acting viscount. Meaning she's substituting for the actual viscount.
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>>501539916 i had more fun with mage than any other class in origins
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>>501538178 She’s been doing Varric’s job this whole time. Why wouldn’t it be her in a crisis?
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>>501540327 I mean as other classes I mainly just play Morrigan and Wynne, so might as well make myself a broken tankmage
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>>501540296 >and I'm a huge faggot We know, because you never shut the fuck up about it!
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Watching this again now is making me insane.
https://youtu.be/lS_nZ15Nf3U?t=117 Anonymous
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>Kirkwall has finally fallen
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i hate being so much of a poorfag i have to wait to play DAO of all things because im getting a new computer
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This is literally me lol
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The tranny character keeps wanting to speak to me but i am just not talking to it
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>>501533079 >Not gonna lie >Lies Solavellanon's points tally: 2178
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>>501540668 You would probably have less issues playing it on an old as fuck toaster computer
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>>501540975 Sorry bigot chud, you get the bad ending where everyone dies no matter what now. Should have sucked his lady dick.
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>>501541423 >get taash and davrin killed >still get good ending Great Game.
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>hawke shoes up in INQ >he wearing the canon champion armor >Inq shows up in VG >Wearing some random noble outfit and not the sick boxart armorset(s)
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I feel so bad for Solavellan troons. Solas loved Mythal more than he would ever their gross female self insert lmao.
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>>501539009 varric
fucking died Anonymous
>>501534812 Future is Diverse
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>>501541569 Taash and davrin dying IS the good ending
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>>501542148 ugh this game is so 2020
its 2024 people dont want this anymore
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>>501542148 Why did you make that choice if you hate it so much?
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> DADDY DAVRIN > DADDY DAVRIN > DADDY DAVRIN > DADDY DAVRIN > DADDY DAVRIN
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Oh my god look at him. Waiting for her.
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Asking again how tall is Solas and is it normal he's barely taller than a fem elf
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>>501543037 You and your ilk murdered Dragon Age
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>>501543109 No he's like 6 ft.
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>>501506849 Don't be an enabler
If you love her you must be strong and max out that rivalry bar.
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You just know Blackwall loved getting his hairy ass eaten by little boys
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>>501543131 dragon age has been waifufag turf since DAO when all scrotes would lose their shit over an objectively evil NPC that approved of sacrificing children for fun. now seethe
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>>501543524 Nah fuck that, Marethari was a bitch, Merrill was right
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>>501543650 Jfc keep your degenerate faggot thoughts to yourself.
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>>501541997 even funnier because she puts her hand on his arm and he doesn't even do the same
their entire relationship is person A chasing person B, like NaruSasu but straight
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Why does blond hair always looks so bad in modern games?
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>>501544069 Dragon Age has the best NTR
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>>501542421 More than one white person in that picture. That's illegal.
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>faggotquaad still blogposting to everyone's indifference
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>>501543131 No, that was Bioware
dpd femcels tumblrposting for 10 years didn't do shit
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where the fuck did solas go
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>>501543680 >dragon age has been waifufag turf since DAO That's bullshit but the romances existing lured in the wrong crowd (Non RPG fans) that then slowly took over.
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HOLY FUCKING KINO MONSTER WARDEN DESIGN
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>>501545445 >they just speak literal Spanish in fantasy-spain, meaning they speak literal british English in ferelden, and literal French in orlais instead of any actual in-universe languages like "Common" or "Basic" Lol for people that live in fantasy 24/7 they're terrible at writing it
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>>501545848 Worst part is Antiva is not fantasy spain, but fantasy Italy. Rivain is supposed to be fantasy spain.
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>>501545682 >That's bullshit lmao, you're delusional
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HAHAHAHA
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Who is this game's actually relevant romance that ties into the plot? Like Morrigan and Solas did
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>>501546007 I thought nevarra was fantasy spain
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>>501546343 Nevarra was fantasy germany anon. It's where Cassandra is from, and Cassandra outright has the most nazi accent possible (Im guingh tah keel yu Berryc)
Rivain was Spain since DA2 with all Rivaini characters like Isabela and Castillos having spanish accents.
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>>501546320 Harding I suppose
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>>501546320 unironically Solas
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>>501546320 Solas.
The default Inquisitor is a female Lavellan who disbanded the Inquisition and vowed to save Solas. Get a clue.
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>>501546475 I always thought Cassandra's accent sounded orlesian despite being born in Nevarra. She doesn't add "Z" sounds or mix up vowel sounds for I and E like most German accents do.
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>>501529019 They rallied at Redcliffe is the last we head of Ferelden.
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how the FUCK is varric narrating this game
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>>501546320 Neve and Davrin i guess. Everyone else is beyond irrelevant. Neve they tried to shove all over the place and make her your second in the command getting you to recruit people or to explore Tevinter. Davrin gives all the "WE NEED A WARDEN TO FIGHT THE BLIGHT!" Alistair type theme.
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>>501543131 cope and seethe
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>>501546297 I actually quite liked that quest was suitably creepy. Until I went to the fade and found out it was another regular demon I can hack to death
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>>501546746 I wish Emmrich had that accent instead of just being Brit ish
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>>501546775 He made it all up. It's all bullshit. You should have realized that at least halfway through
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>>501547061 Yes. Every game since DA2 is just Varric's fanfiction.
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>>501546320 Nothing in this game is relevant to anything other than pronouns and gender identity.
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>>501547061 if only that were true
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>>501546740 And even that only barely. Just because your heap of shit has some gold dust sprinkled on it doesn't make it any less shit.
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>>501547261 This lol. I knew something was wrong when right away when the party (and every new recruit) casually enters the fade with their physical body to visit the lighthouse like it's no big deal. No black city visible from any point, nevermind every point. Spirits are just random elves that apparently have furniture and possessions and merchants and move in caravans and even keep ghost pets.
Every class inexplicably uses magic and superhuman abilities, the antivan crows are dressed like literal world of warcraft characters, etc. They completely abandoned the grounded low/dark fantasy of the franchise and went full anime where nothing matters and consistency/world building are optional.
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I can actually kinda get into this game by treating it as the bad timeline. My worldstate still exists, it just never got a sequel.
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He LITERALLY could have been Stroud.
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>>501547915 >spent money on a controversial game that went out of its way to announce it would have no DRM in advance Fools and their money are easily parted
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>>501547858 This game is just Barkspawn's fever dream.
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>>501547915 I mean fuck the 60 bucks I waited 10 fucking years
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>>501547915 >I spent 60 €uros on this Cringe
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>>501548270 >I steal shit and let chudosphere form my opinions! This is why you will always be a thirdie, Da Silva.
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Restarted this fight 3 times because rocking out while fighting the darkspawn horde and downing beers is a a great time
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>>501548270 >Controversial Yes everyone cried about woke shit I just intended to skip those cutscenes and move on. Trespasser was written by Weekes too and it wasn't bad despite him being an insane blue haired freak back then already. But it outright seems like he hates Dragon Age now.
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Why is Morrigan suddenly the Inquisitor BFF? She was a massive bitch only in for herself and if you drank from the well yourself she was very pissed and left the inquisition was soon as Corypheous was defeated.
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>>501548516 True. Should have bought the special edition.
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>>501548815 >e-everyone was just crying! >but they were right and """Trick""" hates dragon age to the surprise of literally no one ???
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>>501548815 >Trespasser was written by Weekes too Yeah ten years ago. Gaider was behind some of the best parts of Origins but look at him now.
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EXCUSE ME?
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>>501548705 You type like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
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>>501549392 >but look at him now. I'd rather not, seeing Claudia Blacks tweets was bad enough
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>>501549406 yes it does, it has darkspawn blood and a drop of archdemon blood. riordan tells you this
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>>501549596 What did she post?
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>>501549406 The joining ritual always had archdemon blood in it you fucking secondary
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>>501549738 >>501549804 Liar liar pants on fire i literally gathered the blood myself you stupid bitches.
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>>501548879 Well they had 10 years to bond. Veilguard Morrigan is pretty chill
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>>501549867 >Veilguard Morrigan is pretty chill Maybe she's on BPD pills
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>>501550021 Wasn't she always bpd though
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>>501548879 >and if you drank from the well yourself she was very pissed and left the inquisition was soon as Corypheous was defeated. She literally gets over it and even realizes you saved her butt when Mom comes over to bully her, and kidnap her grandson
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>>501550279 /dag/ failing the play the games challenge yet again
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>>501548879 The well doesn't matter so lol
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> Davrin could be theo ne mentioning the HoF > Especially if you were a Dalish Warden > Not a peep
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>be Solas>Start an entire civil war, kill your bestie, and poison the earth for hot elf girlfriend >take a nap after trapping every elven god in the veil >wake up >Find out not only does your elf gf decided to start larping as a weird not!elf called a human, but has also banged every human imaginable and produced several children over the decades you were asleep. Talks about how great humans are and tricks you into giving up your physical form to be like them.
shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
you picked the right choice, right /dag/?
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How come there's no Nevefags?
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>>501551503 Will my love Davrin hate me if i do this?
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>>501551503 Only if I'm playing as a warden.
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>>501551503 yes. why do you have black panther hair
shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
>>501551626 the only one's that hate it are bellara and emmrich, everyone else greatly approves.
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>>501549596 Did she troon out her son or what?
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>>501551686 >>501551626 But also, it is a VERY polarizing point that effects all party members' approvals
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>>501549490 >ook ook OOK! Monke angery!
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>>501551784 >bellara and emmrich Never really got why they'd care.
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>>501551503 Did anyone not pick to beat up the entire bar?
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>>501546740 >first the canon warden is a female dalish elf >now this ?
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>>501551503 what a disgusting creature
rook is ugly as well
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>>501546740 If memory serves the default is to stop Solas
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>>501551984 >the canon warden is a female dalish elf wat
Default=/=canon
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>>501546740 Which is weird, because the default Inquisitor is human in Inquisition.
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> rpg where you make your choices and create your character > there is a canon
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>>501552257 >87% used a customized Shepard's face Anonymous
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Solas is such a pathetic cuckold lmao he hates his guy because he banged Mythal LMAOOOOOO
shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
>>501551748 because it feels right
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>>501552612 So what happens? If you punch him the wardens turn against you and he dies but if you choose diplomacy the pencil neck turns good?
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>>501552738 Bringing the rizz from ohio back to Tevinter, no cap. Those skibidis don't know what's brewing for them, buzzing.
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>>501552794 he'll die regardless but the wardens won't hate you
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>>501552738 Don't black people hate that hair and how every movie black has it?
shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
>>501553031 yes, me included. but that's unironically the only one that looks good on my rook.
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harding romance feels like pedophilia
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>>501551503 >One hit dropped by a fucking elf He's lucky he's dead in twenty minutes. He'd never live the shame down anyway
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Why exactly is Solas against blood magic all of a sudden? I clearly remember him in Inquisition saying that blood magic is just like any other magic basically.
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How do Bioware fans cope knowing that not a single Dragon Age game matches up to this?
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I haven't had a talk with Lucanis in like 20 hours. I saved Treviso and he never spoke to me again what the fuck? I take him with me everywhere so he has lots of bond.
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>>501552738 >>501553152 Around elves, watch yourselves
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>>501553246 That game has more tranny shit and more unbearable one than Dragon Age.
I'd take they/them Qunari over that Anevia tranny being shoved everywhere in the plot along with his dyke orc girlfriend. YOu have to save them and reunite them like 20 times in the plot, you can never be mean to them, most you can do is punch the orc dyke and that's it. And you can't even kill the tranny unless you go one of the evil paths and kill all your crusade, comapnions included too.
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>>501553227 He not only says that, but actively Disapproves and gives you a reputation hit if you disagree with him that blood magic is the same as any other.
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>>501553152 Maybe the problem is your Rook then
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>>501553414 Ok but why does he sperg and rant about it in Veilguard?
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Imagine if the entire game was like arlathan forest
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>>501553537 easiest way out for Bioware
don't look too much into it
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>>501553260 I noticed this happened at lot. I was just playing through the game and realized that I never would see Lucanis's light on. Like damn, I was at least expecting a dinner scene when you finally gather everyone.
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>>501553718 All it needed was one throwaway line like "I've seen what humans did with blood magic" or something like that, what is this level of fucking laziness. It's infuriating that someone actually got paid for this.
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>>501542850 Daddies should stick together
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>>501546753 Redcliffe has also fallen
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>>501553537 >>501553907 They made blood magic into the go-to magic for the villains (not like it was any different in the previous games) so now Solas hates it.
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>>501553953 > Has the body of a manly god, with perfect pecs, abs, hairy chest, biceps > The most disgusting butter face in the world It's funny, elves can't grow body hair, yet he did due to being a druid. SO WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T HAVE HAVE A MANLY BEARD TO COVER HIS DISGUSTING FACEEEEEE
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>>501554027 I'm glad it took them four games for them to finally take a stance on blood magic being evil or not.
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Oh wow
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>>501554363 >We're never ever EVER gonna have an RPG, or outright game, in which we can punch a woman like that Umm the reporter in all Mass Effect games?
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>>501554363 Why are we going so soft on the men? Some of them deserve to be killed.
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>>501554363 Davrin approval really feels out of character
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>>501554363 I have enough of your snide insinuations
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>Send three extra men to magic city to go fight a dragon while I go handle Treviso>Dorian is also there who should have experience fighting dragons >they lose >Neve hates me because wah, why'd you go protect Treviso and not us(which she has a point. Why would these dumbasses think a city of assassin being their sole protection was ever a good thing?)
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>gay faggot Fagquaad is also a hardcore misogynist
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>>501554565 >>501554629 That's a 2008-2012 game. I'm speaking about now and modern games, especially future RPGs. In DAO you could also punch women, i remember knocking the shit out of that bitch hag chantry woman, i went like PEEOWWW with my fist and she went like ACKKK and fell to the floor and Leliana went like "WHAT DID YOU DOOO!?!? WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!" and i went like *chud smile*
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>>501554363 Harding's just happy to be there apparently
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Of course the little girl you need to protect is BLACK.
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no one cares, fag
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>>501554007 post the others
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>>501554787 So the pajeets are larping as “chuds” now? Guess those sales numbers are making them desperate.
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>>501555498 Neve indirectly takes care of the demon worshipping bar patron's son after the said father heros
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>>501555801 I wonder how many people did the side quest or stumbled their way to the ending.
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When is the N7 armor availble after you start a new game?
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>The Ashes of Andraste were only magical because of elves
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>>501554007 Any potential Dragon Age 5 will have no one left alive and no lore that doesn't involve ancient elves (who are also all now dead) good job Bioware
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>>501555498 weren't you yelling about how muchyou wanted to bang the little Crow boy yesterday?
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So harry potter
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>>501553537 because nu bioware see its as evil and they hate anything evil
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Chantrybros, how are we feeling?
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>>501556246 it's never been so over as it has now
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So wait let me see if i understand.
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>>501556246 The Andrastian faith is fake and gay
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> We need Taash to kill dragons > We need Emmerich to understanding the Veil and Fade > We need Davrin to deal with the Darkspawn > We need Lucanis to assassinate the gods
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I played DA:O and DA2 a long time ago, is veilguard worth playing? I haven't heard many good things but I'm kinda desperate for an RPG right now. Alternatively, should I play Inquisition instead? Is it any better? I remember the reaction to it being pretty much the same at release but maybe sentiment has improved
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>>501556506 Be serious. Do you really need Lucanis to kill a person? Like what could he offer that no one else could? Slip poison in their soup?
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>>501556371 >Avvar Chads proven right Venerating Korth the Mountain-Father RN
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>>501556506 Neve was supposed to be Calpurnia and Harding is just there as a call back.
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>>501556687 Calpernia would have offered nothing either.
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>>501556650 >Haakon had his spirt in a dragon elves are probably behind that too
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>the spellblade vanguard charge ability gets stuck on any uneven terrain
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Barkspawn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(...)>>>Asaan
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>>501556506 legacy from when Varric was in charge, please understand
>>501556727 The anti-slavery former lieutenant of Cory wouldn't have had anything to offer over a detective?
>>501556764 In the canon world he's still pounding all the Mabari bitches in Denerim
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>>501556756 >trying to aim flame wall >misses 95% of the time because your either too far away or too close Anonymous
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>>501554007 >HoF while Ferelden is getting raped by darkspawn Anonymous
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>>501556506 Harding is a scout with contacts to dwarves and whatever remains of the Inquisition.
Neve is a mage and investigator.
But more importantly they were already there.
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>>501556906 >meteor has an absolutely dogshit visual and is unsatisfying as fuck to use Anonymous
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>>501557007 >use tempest >enemy teleports or charges out of it's range Y-yeah, nothing personal to you too.
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>>501556650 Lady of the Skies is were it's at
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I'm gonna do it!
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>>501557226 Ew. People really thought these level of graphics were acceptable?
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>>501557226 when she was on the floor clutching her abdomen i went apeshit
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>>501557332 You're a womanlover if you punch him straightggot.
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What did the Inquisition need Sera for?
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This scene would make ZERO sense as a Non Grey Warden
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Kinda sad Silas never reappeared.
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>>501557332 I think the instant moral 180 the Warden does if you don't is more funny.
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Sera isn't even a lesbian, she thirsted over an MTF tranny so she's a bisexual with a trans fetish
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>>501556861 Ignore the streetshitter, he’s just mindlessly defending trannyguard.
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>>501557553 All lesbians love cock so it makes sense she would thirst for Maevarys.
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>>501553537 He doesn't and you retards need to stop.
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>>501557553 that makes sense
trans folks are the best lovers
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>Zimmerslop score >Trevor Morris's masterpieces start playing
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>it was all elves >there is super blight >archdemons aren't anything special >dark spawns just come out of the black sludge now >they all look exactly the same
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>>501557827 Post you're favorite track
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>>501557661 >t. didn't play the game Many such cases.
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>>501557870 It's lost elf theme why'd you even ask lol
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>>501556861 >In the canon world he's still pounding all the Mabari bitches in Denerim No for some reason he got abandoned outside an Eluvian when I ran off with my wife and child. Seems cruel but I guess there was a risk of something "heroic Pitbull" like happening.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ja3nxXGqn4 ;-;
the amount of effort they put into Inquisition vs Veilguard is so fucking astounding, genuinely feels like they didn't care or even wanted to try with VG
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>>501557949 I didn't even see your name srry
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Ugh destroying these things gives me the ickiest ick in the world.
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>some shit eaters have a legit nostalgia for cisquisition of all things
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>>501558482 I will love this game till the day I die
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>>501558482 It was 20 years ago, after all.
When Dragon age 5 drops in 2038, people will be nostalgic over Veilguard.
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>>501558615 Wait both blighted dragons were archdemons?
So lame.
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>>501558615 The one on the right caught me offguard LOL
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>>501558745 No?
They weren't.
They were blighted dragons.
If you aren't aware of which dragons are arch demons and which aren't you need to pay better attention.
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>>501558674 >Dragon age 5 Bioware is getting shitcanned before this which means another studio will take over the franchise which means no one will remember the trainwreck that was Failguard
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>>501558615 Those aren't archdemons tho
Just regular dragons with blight
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>>501558674 >2038 I can't wait that long...
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Veilguard is just a shit version of pic related.
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>>501558868 >which means no one will remember the trainwreck that was Failguard Oh they will. And they will say it was better, how EA killed Bioware for nothing and the *insert studio making the new one* is so much worse.
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>>501558842 They all look the same to me.
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>>501558917 In terms of level design it's LITERALLY Rogue Galaxy
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>Loghain betrayed Cailan because of spooky weirdos and not because he saw it as an opportunity to grab power, or because he thought the attack would fail and wanted to save his men
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>>501558893 >>501558842 >>501558745 >mfw not an archdemon >mfw just a blighted dragon >mfw >mfw the "blighted dragon" at weisshaupt was considered an archdemon that needed a warden to kill >mfw this shit makes no sense Anonymous
so wait who ship each other?
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>>501559058 Ghilan'nain's Archdemon was already dead by
>>501558615 Anonymous
>>501506849 Why did the girls of Veilguard fail to capture the hearts of /dag/?
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>>501559612 not interesting
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>>501559612 Worse yet, why would anyone romance the ugly old erectile disfunction grandpa? He's so boring.
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>>501559521 >Emmerich goes to a two day camping trip with Harding after you romance him Sus
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>>501559521 Emmerich and strife (black veil jumper dude)
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>>501559714 He's the most cordial one. Everyone else bitches but him.
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I love my hobo armor <3 been using it all game
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>>501560060 wow anon
where did you find all that gold
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>>501560131 i hacked it in after having gay sex with a hobo on the streets of Brazil
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>>501557854 >darkspawn just comes out of black sludge now What? Did they retcon broodmothers?
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> The black girl's "dad" is a white "man" with the body of an old white woman
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Let me tell you, folks, these drawfags are truly incredible—talented beyond belief. The art here, it’s big league talent, just fantastic. I see great things in these artists' futures, believe me!"
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>>501560464 what if his wife is black
or shes adopted
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> We send Davrin to kill it
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>>501560642 They know
then they retcon it out
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>>501560642 there's a later scene where the first warden specifically wants to take the kill himself, which i thought was pretty noble for a guy who'd previously been a douche
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>>501560508 Surprised you didn't add a straw hat and a bowl of rice with chopsticks
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>>501557517 If inquisition was the elf game, this is the warden game. Which makes sense, because wardens are active for about 30 years before committing suicide.
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>>501560938 He only has sex with trans men.
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>solas is a genocidal freak >romanced lavellan goes I LOVE YOU I FORGIVE YOU HONEY LETS RUN AWAY TOGETHER <3
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>>501561053 Tarquin wishes lmao never ever.
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>>501561128 actually the word you're looking for is whose
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DAO REFERENCEE AAAAAHHH I'M SCREAMING LIKE A TRANSGIRL!!!
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>>501561053 So did this girl use magic to turn into a man or what
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Mythal fucking Solas in the amazon position while Fem Lavellan watches.
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>>501561128 Great men are not good
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>>501561273 There's no magic for sex change in DA universe. You just call yourself a man/woman and you are one.
It's why Maevarys still has pecs and a dick.
Though we know from the chopped tits scar that there is breast removal surgery. And enunchs always existed so maybe some trannies chop their dick and balls?
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thoughts on the drip in veilguard?
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>>501561419 This but with andruil and ghilan'nain watching
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>>501561514 How does a biological woman grow a full beard?
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>>501561536 the wardens seem to have gotten the best armor
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Tonight I think I'll have cup ramen and rewatch my favorite DA romance on youtube with some booze
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>>501561809 Preach it sister! I'm a lonely femcel (as all DA female fans are tee hee) so i'm gonna drink some wine, pet my cats and rewatch Solas or Cullen romance! I never played Dragon age games btw but i'm still a DA fan because i watched some youtube videos and read some fanfics in tumblr
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do you get special dialogue for being a qunari warden
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>>501558112 The Mage dude and his elf waifu took him in, it's cool
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>>501561957 You'd think so, there's a side mission where you track the fate of the first qunari warden.
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>>501561665 exogenous hormones
male dragon milk contains them
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Why do people even think that Viper and Tarquin fuck, is this a "fujo"brain or implied somewhere in the game?
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>>501561906 Did you just assume my gender
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starting with picrel
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>>501562107 Taash please stop posting
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>>501561514 Not under the Qun.
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>>501562336 She looks old, make her younger
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>>501561765 best name for an armor set too, weisshaupt's wall
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>>501562370 *ANNOYED GROAN*
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>>501559612 >No one at the top You can tell who was disappointed by Lucanis not being Zevran 2.0 because he was the most fangirled over before the release. Davrin being so low despite being better written is unsurprising.
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>>501562123 Because you have a conversation about how hurt the tranny is that Viper sent spies to check what the tranny was doing and in the dialogue option (same as when she tells you she's trans) she points out they'll make out and everything will be alright.
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>>501562456 i'll probably change the hair color to a darker brown
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>>501562336 >>501562485 You trannies made the ugliest character.
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>>501561765 I'm a bit miffed I didn't choose the grey warden. All their armors are consistently good. Meanwhile, I keep getting catfished whenever I see any of the rouge's preview only to look like a potato when I try it on.
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>>501562615 So a fujobrain, then. Because that's what friends do. Colleagues, even.
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>>501562846 not my character bro. i like this tevinter armor set too
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>>501562846 Why do female characters both you so much? Not everyone is male.
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>>501562991 >Not everyone is male. You all are.
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>the resident fag is sperging out again
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How can Tarquin be a tranny when he has a beard?
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95% of this game is retarded fadesperging. I get it, the fade is important but it can’t be the answer to every fucking thing.>the elves did all this with unspecified but super powerful fade magics >mythal died but she didn’t really die because her spirit fade wisp memory soul fragment essence can travel between bodies >the evanuris became gods because ummm they had powerful fade spirit magic >the elves um had a spirit fade magic war with the um titans in the magical mysterious fade
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>>501563240 A beard can be fake, what about the voice
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Anyone else find the gender obsession kind of weird? Where did the boom even come from? Tumblr?
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>>501563504 Billionaires push this shit, not tumblr lol
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> Reddit is full of trannies and femoids seething about Lucanis romance and insisting saving Minrathous is more important because "it has more trans characters so their lives are worth more"
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>>501563878 >and insisting saving Minrathous is more important because "it has more trans characters so their lives are worth more" Who the fuck is saying this?
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>>501557553 I bet this is them correcting Sera for being transphobic in DA:I.
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>>501558329 This song genuinely still makes me cry and get shivers. Inquisition for all its flaws had moments of absolute brilliance.
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>>501547915 you could've played it for 15 dollars on EA play
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It's so over gay bros i have only 10 saves left.
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>Mary tells everyone she doesn't like writing romances and isn't good at them >everyone pressures her into doing it >Either out of Spite(ha) or genuinely just not being good at it, writes more chemistry with side character than Rook
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>>501561536 Do they have to make everything look gay and out of place?
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>>501565481 Literally who, and what
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Now that the dust has settled, how does Rook (they/them) compare to the protagonists of previous DAs?
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>>501565691 Hawke is canonically male though and you trannies will be canonic suicides soon.
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>>501562979 Are you that pajeet shill that keeps stealing image from the dragon age subreddit?
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>>501565481 But Lucanis isn't well written even outside of the romance stuff so... what are you good at Mary Kirby? Though isn't Lucanis written by two people, since Mary got fired when the game was still in development? Would make sense then how he is all over the place.
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why do dao voice sets make my warden sound like they're 40 years old
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>>501512435 Is there a reason given as to why no one can't just like, carry Varric down for these group story time sessions?
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>>501565691 No, the hero of Ferelden makes everyone in this game look like a bunch of retarded pussies, Hawke makes them look like incompetent pussies, and the Inquisitor makes them look pussies.
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HoF would misgender Taash
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>>501565810 We're not sure. But she's taken credit for him, and I haven't seen any mention of co-writers for any of the companions. Although considering who wrote what, and who ended up getting fired, I wonder if there wasn't much time to do proof reading for most of the companions before they were axed.
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>>501566058 NO ONE TELL HIM.
NO ONE SPOIL HIM
NO ONE TELL HIM ABOUT THE PLOT TWIST
THIS IS NOT SIXTH SENSE
I REPEAT
NOBODY TELL HIM
NOBODY
NOT A SOUL
NOBODY TELL HIM
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>>501566058 Flee this general ASAP
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>>501566058 cause he's not really there it's all in your head
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>each companions flirts and likes each other more than Rook
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>>501567243 Guess they were honest about 1 (one) thing in that the companions aren't (strictly) playersexual.
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>>501567243 They know you're a slut and flirted with everyone else too
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>>501559195 >blighted dragon dragon with blight
>archdemon evanuris horcrux mindbroken dragon
Razikale was Ghil's archdemon
Lusacan was Elgar'nan's archdemon
>>501561128 >Who's teenage girl's ao3 account is this? Mine
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>>501567337 >Female city Elf origin is my favourite >Can never play a full playthrough as one because you cant impregante Morrigan My wife is too powerfull...
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>>501568104 i'm the same except i keep going back to mage warden because i love the magic class. its fucking hard.
which origin should i play first?
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>>501568104 >impregnate morrigan Not canon, didn't happen. Morrigan is a childless literal hag that has as many lovers as the forests have trees. Sorry you lost.
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>>501568228 That only retcons Morriganmancer world states
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Do I gotta catch up on what happened in Inquisition to understand what's happening in this game or can I just go in with my knowledge of Origins?
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>>501568429 Nah, veilguard cancels out all three prior games offscreen. Nothing that happened in those games mattered and everyone died anyway and the future is female (previously male).
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>>501568429 the game is a direct sequel of inquisition so its going to spoil some shit
if you dont care about that then it doesnt matter
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>>501568213 Male Dwarf Noble is my go to when i get sick of playing human. Its pretty impactfull in overall story adn you can still put a baby in Morrigan.
Play as a warrior tho. Rogue dwarf noble just feels wrong.
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>>501568104 The Morrigan friendship with a female warden is great too though.
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>>501568429 Play DAO(with all dlcs) + DA2 as a rogue FemHawke + Inq(full dlcs as well) and just stop. Veilshit is not worth anyones time.
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>>501567243 Even romanced characters do it, all in front of Rook of course, him/her just standing there without saying a thing lmao.
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gimme origins mods to download before i start playing
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>>501568932 >>>>>>>>>>rogue FemHawke Anonymous
>>501568104 Why do trannies like the "my female self insert was almost raped" origin so much?
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>>501569108 Just get the one that lets you have the dog at all times, and aesthetic mods if you think the base hair options and armors look like ASS
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>>501569038 It wasn't an accident that rook doesn't have a bed. He sleeps sitting up in the cuck chair in the player's romance's room.
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>>501569171 Atleast I don't have to mod my game to romance Alistair
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>>501569171 >Like dogs, shianni Anonymous
>>501569282 No you use the mods to pretend you're a woman that passes because of how hideous you would be with the vanilla model :s
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>>501569108 Yes.
>Best VA for purple dialogue >Archer build is fun and OP >Gets to keep hot sister so you can play as a Mage too. >A total whore FemHawke is kino. Anonymous
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Tbdesu I feel like mage is best for a second or third playthrough because of how broken it is you're going to feel like shit going back to rogue
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>>501569534 Carver is better
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>>501569108 i prefer mage femhawke but rogue is such the star of da2 that any gender goes
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>>501569363 >trannies trannies trannies You probably watch shemale porn with how much you talk about them unprompted, lmao.
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>>501569171 Best Origin art.
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>>501569534 The VA is awful and it shows a lot about your AGP and porn addiction that you roleplay your female self insert as a whore
I guess it's because in real life you trannies have no sex at all.
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>>501569534 >>Gets to keep hot sister so you can play as a Mage too. Your sex has nothing to do with what sibling you keep, Mage Hawkes always get Carver and non-Mage Hawkes always have Bethany
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I get everyone's quests but Emmrich why. He's the one I want. I have 5 friendship points too!
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>>501569747 >agp Closet case
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>>501569587 Male Mage Hawke + Templar Carver brother rivalry is amazing as well.
>>501569749 I know i was answering the rogue part.
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>>501569741 > Trannies spam this place to talk about their AGP fetish >> WOAH YOU JUST CALLED US TRANNIES TOTALLY UNPROMPTED I BET YOU MASTURBATE TO US *chud tranny smug face* No wonder you sexless freaks have such high suicide rates :S
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>>501569171 >>501569746 >kill rapists in a wedding dress Based and girlbosspilled.
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farquaad just seethes at anyone who plays female
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>>501569746 > A woman with blood on her wedding dress because she was almost raped is "best art" WHy do transexuals fetishize women being raped so much?
Worse yet... why do you trannies wish you were in such a position?
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>>501570004 this anon gets it
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>>501570059 Stfu about trannies you mentally ill freak. The only tranny here is you.
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>>501570059 if you had female friends like socialized gays you'd know that most female DA fans love that origin
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>general just got created >it already has a schizo who camps in the thread all day and shits it up with schizo arguments
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Stop giving Faggotquaad (known homosexual subhuman that hates women) attention, thanks
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>>501570280 So you force yourself to like it becuase real women like that origin so you think if you like it yourself, that makes you more of a real woman?
That's interesting. Reminds me of spider mimicry. You trannies try anything to feel like real women, even obsess over rape fetishism and over men wanting to rape you, even though you, as a gross tranny, will never have such an experience.
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>>501570448 You open this thread just to talk about him all day. Didn't you say days ago you weren't gonna open it anymore and you had no interest in DA? or do you just have no one to talk with so you come here despite not playing the game?
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>>501570431 It’s just the same schizos from every other crpg general. Including the cuckschizos
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Wake up, Cousin! Why are you still in bed? It's your big day!
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>>501556220 By that logic canon Mass Effect is Wrex dead. So nope.
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>>501570590 >all day Or you know, only when the faggot that is totally not you is given attention like right now
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What's a good specialization for rogue city elf?
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>>501568932 >shits on Veilguard(the best game in the series) >plays femHawke lmaoo
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>>501571186 Probably the suicide specialization, ti's good for transexuals.
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can someone atleast make a mod that makes taash an attractive retard
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>>501571186 Duelist + bard or Duelist + Assassin.
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My Rook is such a piece of shit sending Davrin to his death.
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>>501571186 Melee rogue has basically literally one build
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>>501571583 Davrin was going to die anyways. Although Harding's death looks cooler because she keeps shooting with a tentacle in her ribcage.
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>>501571623 No not really. Ranger + Assassin goes together pretty well. You aggro enemies with your summons and backstab em.
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>>501571759 I'm not getting Davrin killed. I only let femoids die.
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>>501571583 Is it ever explained why Davrin didn't have to die to kill Razikale? Anonymous
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>>501572082 Probably because the Archdemon soul flies to the nearest strongest source of blight, which is why characters like Corypheous could posess grey warden bodies.
The elven goddess whatever her name was is a being of pure blight, so i guess in comparison to Davrin, the Archdemon soul flew back to her.
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>>501571989 Inquisition had such good music
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> There's something distracting your companions, solve it to succeed at killing the evil gods! >> Taash distraction is being a tranny
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>>501572517 And they fired him even though he was happy to come back
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>>501569920 i remember doing carver friendship as mage f!hawke and took until doing legacy dlc on act 2 to reach friend status, was quite a hurdle but worth it since it made their interactions pretty cute towards the end
shame that i dont like playing mage much in that game, carver is a nice character
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>>501572695 Failguard score is completely forgettable at best. Fitting for this piece of slop though.
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Not part of the soundtrack but this one is still my favourite end credit music. Goes ectremely well with the whole game and ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp2QHf9ePn8 Anonymous
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> i have to complete the tranny quests to unlcok the vilguard armor
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Bane Blight is so stupid OP, holy shit.
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Rook and their constant hands on their hips pose, and that retarded smile slays me
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>>501576382 I don’t know if I’ve just been mindbroken but I’ve started finding rook’s retardation charming
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I'm so curious as to see how Mage plays.
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>>501576878 its worse than warrior and rogue. ive played them all to 20+
warrior is the best
also, where im at, main quest but enemy went through barrier and impossible to continue lol. what a game
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This is kind of boring.
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>>501576878 It has a nice amount of variety compared to the other two. A lot of people try to play it like a turret and get fucked but it needs to dodge and parry as much as everyone else.
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Does anyone know where this is?
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>Venatori casting cool fancy fun spells >Rook shoots a pee pee beam from an orb
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>>501578048 >Venatori die by the hundreds while Rook just kills them by the hundreds with pee pee beams Too much style, not enough substance
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Is the name Veilguard used AT ANY MOMENT in the whole game?
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What the FUCK did he mean by this
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>>501578501 It's the devs shitting on the HoF.
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>>501506849 I heard the Veilguard team went insane. is this true?
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>>501578947 Not like they were sane to begin with.
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>>501578947 Yes, got mindbroken by the Emperor getting elected again.
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>>501578501 >>501578767 And rightfully so. You have the option to die a hero, or give the evil withc a demon god baby.
You're a coward
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>>501578501 The wardens are a death cult
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>>501578947 The main writer had a meltdown over Trump winning... even though he's canadian... I don't think he works at bioware anymore now.
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>>501579141 I'll fuck my bitch whenever I want, you little shit.
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>>501578501 I mean you did back out of your duty and make a sketchy deal to survive.
That the witch eventually became a well meaning woman, and the child grew up to be a decent, if slightly odd boy is irrelevant.
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>>501579295 She's not your bitch, she's a fictional videogame character. You have no bitches IRL to fuck.
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>>501579634 >You have no bitches IRL to fuck. besides your mom
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>>501579696 You must be a mortalitasi then because my mom's been dead for 10 years.
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>>501579489 >your duty Let's be honest, said "duty" was forced on you by Duncan in most of the Origins in one way or another.
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>>501579754 hole is a hole
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>>501579127 emperor hit on me. he's gay
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>>501578394 I think I'm starting to understand people's problem with mage if they're using the beam on anything other than the death caller.
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>>501578501 >wardens are still dying from the calling which implies a cure was never found >now this Is this punishment for me doing the ritual?
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>>501580471 Your punishment for doing the ritual is that your warden spent years away from their loved ones looking for a cure and the calling got cured for everyone anyway
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>>501579141 My warden is a female mage and Morrigan is her bestie.
Wait for it.
>inb4 TRAAAANYYYYY Anonymous
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>>501579850 That's fair, but in that case you really shouldn't give a shit about some other Warden thinking you're a fraud for not being dedicated like him
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>>501578501 What even is the context for this dialogue?
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>>501580705 > Nobody > Not a single soul > Literally not a single person > You: HAHA I PLAY AS A WOMAN I USE VIDEOGAMES TO ROLEPLAY AS A WOMAN! NOW YOU'RE GONNA CAL LME A TRANNY I BET HA HA!!! . . .
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>>501580651 >and the calling got cured for everyone anyway Qrd?
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>>501580651 >spent years away from their loved ones Bro, they're an eluvian away, it's like months of separation at most
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How is my knight enchanter Inquisitor, who is an unkillable God of death and destruction, having trouble getting rid of a few darkspawn in Ferelden? What the absolute fuck
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>>501581210 Losing your arm took away all of your levels and class, Inquisitor.
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>>501580924 >> Nobody >> Not a single soul >> Literally not a single person What is this youtube comment cringe tier post? Fuck off
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>>501581319 There's enough XP in the Hinterlands, which happens to be Ferelden.
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>>501581304 >gayfaggotblackelfshitthread Someone make a real thread
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>>501578501 do they secretly despise origins because fans always say it's the best?
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>tfw just constantly drowning in Treviso
