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For all things Dragon Age. Talk about Veilguard or other DA games. Reply to the OP if you have an addition to make. We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three.
>Veilguard Official Launch Trailer: https://youtu.be/NdtmtuzICOI [Open] >Veilguard waifu poll https://strawpoll.com/wby5Q602jyA Previous:
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ONCE WE WERE IN OUR PEACE WITH OUR LIVES ASSURED
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Davrin says gay rights
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>>501433618 Wheres the new bard songs at....
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>>501433618 >We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three. Anonymous
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Did Taash smell you?
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is it racist if i think davrin is ugly even though im black
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>>501433618 >We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three. This has been in the OP for 19 threads now...
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>>501434068 Its a permanent part of the OP now. Its soulful.
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This game made me cave to buy a controller for my PC, so glad I broke down and got one. I had to restart my save because the combat is so much better.
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I don't know what hairstyle to pick it's so tough.
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Imagine if DAO came out today, and every female Warden player who romanced Alistair still had to let Morrigan fuck, and get impregnated by their boy to have a happy ever after with him.
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>>501434401 That was never a big deal
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>>501434401 more like imagine all the male wardens that romanced Morrigan letting Alistair or Loghain knock her up
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>>501434401 It would piss off women just as it did in the past because women are incapable of sacrificing themselves for anything or anyone. To them they are entitled to have a happy ending and a hero should never die.
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>>501434551 >So it is written. Anonymous
>>501434227 No. His nose and lips are too wide. What about Taash
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>>501434401 i wish this was in bg3 but with shadowheart and halsin so men could know what true cucking is like
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What if Fenris was running around killing Tevinter mages in Minrathous, we could have helped him in a quest or 2 Is he in any of the comics or books after Dragon Age 2?
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>>501422441 So hair loss is a thing with ancient elves
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>>501434812 taash is even worse
they had one chance to make a cute female qunari and ruined it
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>>501435037 Seems like he is still alive in canon
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>>501434526 >women are incapable of sacrificing themselves for anything or anyone. if male wardens didnt have the option to impregnate morrigan you guys would be seething endlessly about it
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>>501435391 Are you accusing me of being an heteroid? Lmao.
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>>501435067 What happened?
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>>501435025 He wears a wig lol
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>>501434902 Why would he kill mages? Slavery isn't real
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>>501434401 Women were pissed about it back then. I remember Gaider talked about it. People said Morrigan should have used a turkey baster
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The writing in this game is so bad it nearly causes me physical discomfort. It's probably the worst written CRPG i've ever seen. Doesn't help i just finished a rogue trader run.
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>>501435578 Of course its a faggot who mods straight characters to be gay speaking on women, lmao.
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>>501435603 Qunari finally started using facial creams
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>>501435959 > Tranny avatarfags as anime little girls Why is it always like this?
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>>501435603 Humans started breeding with qunari women like pic related, diluting their genes and creating fembois
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>>501436029 Anime website nigga
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>>501435603 Making races too distinct encourages racism, same reasons elves lost their DAII design change too
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>>501435959 Farquaad hates women probably more than straight men
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>>501436058 That is some very nice hair
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>>501434902 Is there even slavery or elf mistreatment in dragon age anymore?
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>>501436058 damn. qunari look like THAT?
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>>501436058 Would clap those blueberry cheeks
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>>501435603 The cope I've seen is that right is from the warrior caste. I personally think they wanted to "humanize" the qunari.
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>>501436168 A little bit from the venatori
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UGHHHH no hair looks guuudd ughhh i hate hairstyles i wish everyone was bald like Solas and hair didn't exist.
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should i play as human mage or elf mage in dai i heard elf mage is slightly jarring in the story
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>>501436528 female elf mage
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>>501436528 Human makes you important the first half of the game and gives you connection to being Herald of Andraste and you look like a proper Inquisitor.
Elf is relevant the 2nd part of the game, though barely and nothing that special, in fact, i remember people having meltdowns over how irrelevant their elf was because Morrigan would "shemexplain" things about elven culture to your elf.
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>>501436691 tranny trying to encourage you to be a woman.
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>>501436691 you scared me for a bit anon
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>>501436528 I didn't find anything too jarring about elven mage, but your character will get called a "knife ear" a couple if times.
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ok i loved origins, finished 2 and hated the fuck out of it, is inquisition worth pirating? people seem to insist it is ok but i can't tell if that praise is from the same avid eaters of fetid shit that would have liked failguard
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Solavellan supremacy Solavellan superiority So I just met with Lavellan again and they weren't lying when they said Solavellans were in charge of this game EVERYTHING SHE SAID was absolutely PERFECT. I chose all the options and I can't even decide what's the best one but I maybe my favorite is when she explains how terrible of a liar he is. And her explaining why she fell in love with him. And her telling Rook he made her happy. I really had a fear when I found out she'd be in this game that not bring able to pick her dialog would make me upset because she might have opinions I wouldn't have had, but no, they did it so perfectly. And then Solas' letter... so there is absolutely NO DOUBT HE STILL LOVES HER TOO. No matter how it ends, this conversation was just perfect and would have even been enough for me I can't believe there's even more scenes to come. Holy shit sisters we won so hard oh my god +800 points
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>People die, it's what they do! Who wrote this dialogue bruh
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>>501436761 Noted. I don't really like playing as humans but I'll give it a try for a first run.
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>>501436853 >is inquisition worth pirating? Do you like MMO gameplay? Running around in open areas doing fetch quests?
Did you like the legacy DLC in 2?
If yes to those then its probably worth pirating
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>solas femcel has returned
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Can you really knock out a grown man by throwing a stool at him?
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>>501436528 Elf mage fits DAI the best. You get lots and lots of dialogue (even ambient dialogue) about how much an elf being the herald upsets andrastians and you have a dialogue options to deny bring the herald basically every time it gets brought up. The whole 2nd half of the game is elf lore and one of the final reveals is that the first inquisitor was an elf, too.
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>go to replay inquisition >say I'll try a run for pissing off solas and cass >can't bring myself to play an inquisitor I don't like I... I can't do it
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>>501436889 It kinda makes sense from Solas' perspective, as he is immortal. Human lives don't really matter that much to him. He has seen countless humans die in his lifetime.
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>>501434551 >Bard Edition Manson Solas... I can work with this....
>The something... >Cold and blank.... >Behind this phial... >She said she could bring em to heel.... >And left with a smile... >Cause you were... >From a perfect world... >A world that.... >I threw away today >Today... >Today-ay >TO CAST AWAY >RITUAL TO MAKE 'EM DONE >RITUAL MAKE 'EM SUCCUMB >RITUAL TO MAKE IT SAFE FOR ALL THE ELFS >BUT ALL THE SPELLS IN THIS WORLD... >COULD'NT SAVE HER FROM HERSELF.... Her/She being Mythal Anonymous
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>>501437080 >Do you like MMO gameplay? Running around in open areas doing fetch quests? i'm not sure i could handle mmo gameplay outside an mmo because the monotony of it is an investment for some multiplayer stuff later
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>>501436879 >2k I don't really get it but I'm happy for you sister
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>>501436853 I think it's ok, worse than Origins but still enjoyable. Just ignore the secondary quests that arent about killing dragons or conquering castles they're all just MMO fetch quests or kill 10 enemies quests that aren't really worth. Also install the mod that insta completes the war table missions.
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>Weekes wrote Garrus and his romance What the fuck happened in between?
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>>501437427 Becoming non-binary
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I think I'm going to kiss you I'm going to kiss you right now
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>>501437427 We gonna pretend Garrus romance was good now?
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>>501437585 *growls sexually*
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>>501437179 You won't find many experts of fictional ballistics in here.
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>>501437179 Yes, unironically
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>>501437321 What's not to get I'm literally showing my work. It's simple arithmetic
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>>501437179 There are probably a half dozen easily found videos of people getting knocked out by thrown folding chairs. I even saw one of someone getting taken out by a traffic cone. The part of this scene that was whacky was the very beginning of the fight where Rook kicks a huge wine barrel at a guy like it's a soccer ball.
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>>501437179 >can you knock people out by throwing hard objects at their head yes.
shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
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I really hate the fact that i'm restricted to two companions. Now i have Warrior + Warrior + Rogue. I have no space for mage. if I replace Lucanis for Emmeric, i have no Rogue. Fuck.
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>>501437965 >I have no rogue There isnt a single lock to pick in the entire game. Just use whatever.
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>>501438065 BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING IMMERSION OF HAVING A WARRIOR + ROGUE + MAGE IN THE TEAM?
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>>501437965 Overcome your autism and realize you don't need the trinity.
Well as Warrior anyway, lol lmao even for Mage Rooks
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>>501433618 Kieran should've been a companion in Veilguard
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>>501438154 Take it up with the devs who made classes pointless.
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>>501438178 But then I'd have to play as a female Rook and romance him to keep freaks like Taash or Lucanis away
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Who the fuck is this harry potter faggot god i hate him already
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>>501438178 >Kieran Who?
t. weekes
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>>501438178 But then the protagonist should have been the returning Warden and Kieran should be a romance option so his daddy can show his son some love.
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so what were the Templars doing the whole time since the Venatori are a faction of evil mages
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>>501436879 I swear this is that tranny game director.
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>>501438178 kieran doesnt exist trannyware erased him with the warden and alistair
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I herby challenge Corinne Busche to a freestyle rap battle.
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>>501438516 Dealing with the South
Northern Templars aren't magic cancelling Lyrium roiding mage murderers for very obvious reasons.
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>>501438516 Templars are powerless bitches in the north.
And the south is completly destroyed by the blight.
Also templars = fascists so the writers don't like them.
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>>501438681 She'd btfo you...
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I am angry We finally visit tevinter and there isn't any templars seen fanning a magister and feeding them grapes.
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Is duelist any fun? The other rogue classes seem kinda lameAlso if you count DAI multiplayer Isabela is the only character that has appeared in every game of the franchise for some reason
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>>501438681 I want to see this happen for the keks.
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Ehm you guys realize everything about this is legit confirmed except the last one? Why wouldn't the last one be true?
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You're gonna carry that weight.
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>>501439213 Both blood magic and the dragon transformation are dependent thoughbeit
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>>501439213 I hope it's true, I'm an actual cuck
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>>501439314 Anon... your cope is showing...
>>501439312 This character ruined Dragon Age.
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>>501439441 The worst part is that he could have been interesting. But the retarded tumblrfags took over fully and instead of him waging an all out race war against everyone in Thedas to tear down the Veil, we just got some weepy faggot.
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Is this game trying to retcon it that when you die you become a spirit in the fade? Or was it always like this? Because i don't remember that connection at all.
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>>501439441 >This character ruined Dragon Age. I think we've quite decisively concluded that Solas is Dragon Age.
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>>501438359 He's the best companion it doesn't get any better.
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>>501439656 Sweet Bellara is the best companion you doofus
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>>501439312 You know if they did the redemption like Bastila Shan or Arcann from SWTOR I think it could've worked better.
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Bellara's an incredibly dangerous mage, she's a veil jumper, she has autism, she was part of the Veilguard, and she's had more lovers than trees in the forest.
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>>501439737 >manic pixie dream girl nice try
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>>501439614 Well that's depressing.
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Oh right he used to look like this.
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>>501439894 >the Veilguard They prefer to be called The Team.
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Bellara and Camellia are very similar in a lot of ways
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WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ORIGINS IF FERELDEN WAS GOING TO GET DESTROYED BY THE BLIGHT ANYWAYS? IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!
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>>501440359 >They are both elves >They are both retarded Indeed
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>>501440450 And they're both the best girls
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>>501440359 >both elves >both best romances in their games >both are feet queens you're on to something king
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>>501439737 Fuck off with your yellow fever.
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an archive spirit is a spirit that archives things and we need the archives from the archive spirit to defeat the gods ghilan'nain and elgar'nan
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bellara and taash are definitely autistic
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>>501441054 We have Alexa at home.
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>>501439748 >redemption like Bastila Shan or Arcann By repeatedly hitting him really hard?
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>>501437179 If it hits him in the head? Yeah. Any hit to the head can potentially knock you out.
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> my boyfriend makes me stop playing DA Veilguard to have sex in real life not letting me have sex with my better boyfriend Davrin ugh.. i'm thinking of breaking up.
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Why does Meredith get to be a rock monster but not Bertrand?
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>>501441625 >No redemption arc for Vaylin I'm still mad about that.
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>>501440381 It's all meaningless. No matter what dreams or hopes you had... No matter how blessed a life you've lived... It's all the same if you‘re shredded by blight. Everyone will die someday. Does that mean life is meaningless? Was there even any meaning in our being born? Would you say that of our fallen comrades? Their lives... Were they meaningless? No they weren't! It's us who gives meaning to our comrades' lives! The brave fallen! The anguished fallen! The ones who will remember them... are us, the living! We die trusting the living who follow to find meaning in our lives! That is the sole method by which we can rebel against this cruel world!
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>>501441898 You can't fix her. Stop liking evil women.
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>>501437625 The best straight romance for female Shepard
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>>501441625 It would be cathartic for all parties to be sure.
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>>501440663 >Camellia >feet game Wut
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>Kieran returns and becomes a companion in a future DA game >but he's gay/guaranteed to get with a man unless you date him yourself Would you still want him to show up?
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>>501434343 >We have Karlach at home. Anonymous
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>>501442757 Kieran doesn't exist, and stop using videogames to pretend you're a woman.
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>>501440381 Redcliffe and Orzammar still exist!
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>>501442275 My dick can and he will.
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>>501442757 >Kieran returns and becomes a companion in a future DA game >but he is a womanizer an>>501442495 d WILL cuck you out of your selected romance if you miss even one heart prompt
Would you want him to show up in this case?
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So I cleared the arena, when do I get to fuck Isabela?
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The game is really not memorable at all huh
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>>501440381 They had 20 years of peace at least aha
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>denerim lost implies city elf warden's entire family died damn
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>>501443083 >my boy is spreading his seed without fail Absolutely
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>No Tevinter Noble Origin >No Saarebas defecting to the Imperium origin >No Antaam General Origin >No Avvar Spirit Origin >No Agents of Fen'harel IRA-esque Origin where you smoke Magisters >No Falon'dins Black Champion/Lost Evanuris origin >No Shaper Dwarf Origin >No Kal-Sharok Female Dwarf Companion looking to go back to the great days of the Dwarven Empire >No Rivani Seer companion >No Sexy Seheron Fog Dancer Companion >No Donark Elf Companion Fuck bros, where did it all go so horribly, horribly wrong?
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>>501443315 You gotta barv first
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Alistair died getting his cheeks clapped by darkspawn.
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>>501443315 Isabela only has sex with you if you choose the "become transgender" dialogue option near the beginning of the game.
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Veilguard is not canon.
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I think someone at Bioware has a fetish for Indian women...
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>>501443906 Half of biowares staff is probably indian by now
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did they sanitize the antivan crows
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>>501444014 But that makes no sense because indian men love white women.
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I am so sick of every conversation having to include something about the Elven Gods having returned. But also didn't you know they aren't akshually Gods? They are just elven gods, who were powerful mages d;^))))
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Isabela canonically has sex with troons.
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Sounds in line for a bottom of the barrel trashy hedonist skank
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>>501444086 They still have to follow the orders of the higher ups
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>>501444121 cuddling with carver
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>>501444041 They sanitized everything
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>>501443673 Shit gotta restart then.
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> Straight men are attracted to saggy qurky chungus I feel so bad for the hets...
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>>501440359 >Camellia Doesn't she eat people?
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>>501444041 They're one of the worst cases, the crows Zevran talked about in Origins are completely gone.
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>>501444754 >Straight men are attracted to saggy qurky chungus Thats not harding tho
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>>501443906 Reminds me of that one pajeeta who was obsessed with me, ugh.
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>>501444693 >>501444789 i find it hard to believe that origins and veilguard happened in the same world
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>>501444368 As a troon myself I can confirm this we've just had sex
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>>501444754 arent you the fag who modded alistair to be gay?
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>>501445164 Why are you so bald
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>>501445230 Yes and he became addicted to cock
>>501445284 Because it's the only manly hairstyle.
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How tall is Solas? Is it normal he doesn't look much taller than a fem elf?
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is the game...good? wtf I'm liking this shit I soent 2 hours in altham forest high af dude wweed
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>gay troon ITT makes fun of an actual woman for having natural boobs instead of silicone drag queen tits
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I can't believe Davrin has an actual bed but Rook doesn't.
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>>501445350 >those graphics Shrek is love Shrek is life sequel looking ass screenshot.
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I don’t really remember the old games. Did the blight always come from the veil?
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>>501445556 IIRC only Davrin, lucanis and taash have a bed
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Hi, she/her *smug chud face*
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>>501445591 Solas made the blight because he wanted to be hardcore but Mythal wouldn't let him.
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>>501446036 This makes me wonder if Solavellan femcels and transcels are being so insecure and loud because this game basically makes them into cuckolds showing that Solas loved another woman more than he will ever love their inquisitor.
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Bro this bitch is so fucking unlikeable. > If you don't follow the Qun why are you dressed as them? > So? i wear what i want. You don't get to tell me who i am. What the fuck?
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>>501446280 >So? i wear what i want That's based though.
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>>501434526 >killing yourself because you would rather be dead than get cucked This makes DAO infinitely funnier
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>>501446676 Her body, my choice.
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>>501446762 I mean if you are straight and you gave a demon baby to the two dimensional evil witch you're mentally ill and evil, there's no way around it. A noble hero sacrifices himself for the greater good.
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>>501446914 A noble hero makes Loghain atone by sacrificing himself to kill the archdemon and then lives happily ever after with his Leliana wife.
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>>501446785 can you remove her armor completely?
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>>501446914 Best friends share the same cock together. You wouldn't get it since you're a fag.
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My game crashed just as I was about to complete this really tedious part now I have to do it all again I'm gonna snap
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>>501447249 > Giving Loghain the honor of becoming a grey warden > Ruining Alistair lives > Giving that femoid bitch Anora the throne > Making Loghain the actual Hero of Ferelden by sacrificing himself How embarrassing.
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> Those dick sucking lips Holy shit my Rook's been training to take the whole length of Davrin inside his mouth.
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>>501447541 Becoming a Grey Warden is not an honor that is bullshit cope retards like Alistair tell themselves because they're naive and stupid.
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Imagine playing Origins and not killing that failure Alistair. Imagine.
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solavellan is like twilight but worse
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NOTHING ABOUT THE FIRST THREE GAMES MATTERED FUCK BIOWARE
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> Qunari: You will never be a man. > TRANS RIGHTS. ARE. HUMAN. RIGHTS. ROOOOAAARRRR Was that scene really necessary? ugh
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my prediction for /dag/
>1 more month of people playing the game and being appalled by what's there >3 more months of mentally ill fags >>501447726 posting screenshots of their t(r)oons >perpetual page 7-9 for another month >death Anonymous
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>>501447992 i mean yeah because twilight is good
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>>501448204 >501447726(You) posting screenshots of their t(r)oons What are you talking about you weirdo, i'll finish this game and i'm out of here. You're all boring and weird and icky and gross. I'm just here to mock the game and show my cute gay BBC king Rook.
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Wake up, Cousin! Why are you still in bed? It's your big day!
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>faggot addicted to pornography calling others weird only in /dag/
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i get what they were trying to do with each companion having their own "country important quest line" but it clashes with the urgency of stopping literal two dimensional evil gods genociding entire cities.
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Isabela speaks like that.
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Nothing honorable about infecting yourself with magic AIDs
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>>501448965 Why are the trans writers obsessed with toddlerspeak?
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>>501447908 Bioware are cowards for not letting us play as half naked loincloth bara qunari
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>>501449425 Because they are cute and quirky~
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>>501447830 >not an honor >everyone honors whatever warden sudokus against the arch demon Hmmmmmmmmm
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maybe da2 wasn't all that bad
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but in fact it was
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Really nice letter but how the fuck were Josephine and the Inquisitor together for a decade and not married?
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>>501450595 DA2 is the second best game in the series, my sweet anon.
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>>501450921 When in doubt, blame Solas
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>>501450921 > Yvette had 3 kids with Lord Otranto Anonymous
this seems like a fun party
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really shows how far we've come when DA2 was the laughing stock of the RPG world 13 years ago and now compared to this slop it's a solid dragon age game. still not sure how to feel about inquisition. with the keep they at least tried to make the games cohere. but they also upped the ante way too much and started down several bad narrative paths
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+17 points for the prison section because I thought coming upon the lighthouse area in particular was really eerie. it actually gave me chills for a second But I'm a bit flabbergasted and dont understand why or how in the FUCK the Teamguard bothered creating a fucking replica dagger. Like, was the dagger not special? What would be the point? If you could just MAKE extra daggers why not have done that already and given evergine one? Whose retarded idea was this and why did anyone go along with it? Was it like "Oh Solas took the dagger we're fucked better make a fake one as a placebo so we can't keep hope alive?" I do NOT understand.
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>>501451998 DA2 at least had interesting companions, even though the setting and overall plot was kinda shit. In Veilguard the companions are boring and inoffensive at best, at worst they can ruin the fucking game and have you skip convos.
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>>501452123 As a trick, duh
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dragon age 2 had>the best overall group of companions >the best romance/friendship system with said companions >the best gameplay >the best player character >the best dlc (legacy)
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not an argument
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So Solas's past regrets. Why couldn't we learn about it ingame instead of these exposition dump cutscenes.
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>>501452945 Because some people don't give a shit and want to give him a wedgie
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>>501452945 >why couldn't we learn about it in game >instead of cutscenes that we watched in game anon...
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I love Inquisition and I'm tired of pretending I don't
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>>501453184 Ah yes, 100 hours of fetch quests.
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>try city elf warden >quit halfway to go back to elven circle mage again >go back to city elf warden HOW DO I STOP???
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+100 points for skeleton sex. My game crashed as soon as that scene was over wtf
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>>501453005 Not the unrelated characters talking about it retar. But a gameplay segment that expands on it like real video game
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>>501453525 It had that too or did you skip everything in the Crossroads?
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>>501453632 Yes hearing Taash learn the lore of how Solas ruined everything was a good narrative device
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>>501450921 Meanwhile Cullen and Sera are ten years married to the Inquisitor.
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>>501453521 Of course you're going after the older guy.
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>>501453809 Dyke marriage is not real marriage
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>>501453954 ur waifus never married you
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been figuring it was this shit game that was busted with lock on switching randomly and parries being busted turns out my ps5 controller was fucked this entire time and drifting and it just got worse the more i played
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>>501453809 Immersion broken. I would've married her by Tresspasser, with at least 6 kids by Veilguard
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>>501454125 Josie is wlw...
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>>501454125 The Inquisitor will make up for it now that the world is no longer at risk of ending because of rotten eggs
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YOU LYING PIECES OF SHIT YOU TOLD ME I WOULD GET THE COVER GAME ARMOR IF I GOT ALL COMPANIONS BUT I RECRUITED THEM ALL AND I STILL DON'T HAVE THAT PURPLE SHIT FUCK YOUUUUUU
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>>501454704 We said you have to finish all their QUESTS not just recruitment.
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i have a poorfag question
can i run DAO on a macbook? i already have it purchased on
gog.com .
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>>501450921 reminder that Josephine refused to had sex before marriage, meaning Inquisitor was blue balled for over 3 years
Anonymous
>>501454769 There used to be a port for DAO, but idk if that is still available.
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>>501433618 Saw this coming from 10 miles away. Fuck these retards for
not letting me kill the mayor. Anonymous
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>>501455092 The Inquisitor straight up tells Josephine they're going to have sex when he gets home. Right in from of the empress too
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>>501454769 the macOS version stopped being sold in 2015 and was never available on gog as far as i can remember
that said, dao runs great on Linux via wine so I imagine the same is true for mac
easiest way is probably installing windows on your mac via bootcamp
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>>501455167 And 0 acknowledgement that their fuckup caused people to die lmao
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>>501450921 Better than Cassandra's.
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Made a save right after recruiting the tranny so i never speak to it EVER EVER EVER and test if it's true what retards are saying that if you don't do her quests you FUCKING DIE.
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>>501455914 Taash is non-binary, not transgender. These are two different things. Please get help for your anger issues.
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>>501455136 >>501455276 I heard of people downloading it on macbook but didn't know how. Guess I'll do that and try DA2 as well, thanks.
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>>501455167 Fuck i'm so pissed off. I let him go and nothing happens. You leave him there and you get an extra kino boss fight. So unfair.
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>>501456024 Hope it works out and you get to enjoy the games.
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>>501455997 Same thing and all trannies should be killed. Please get help getting a gun so you blow your brains out.
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>>501455167 If you're a Warden then you can conscript him as punishment. Rook's logic is since he blighted the entire village he can atone by fighting darkspawn and the blight for the rest of his life. Don't know if that actually affects anything later.
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>>501456239 He shows up with the rest of the wardens in the wetlands and shows up in a quest helping out
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> The mayor is mind controlled by old gods who destroy his village Being mind controlled means you're EVIL and a scumbag! i love victim blaming! KILL THE MAYOR> Evil scumbag asshole Solas releases those old gods that killed millions and destroyed half of Thedas Nah he's redeemable and a complex character, he's a goody two shoes, have some understanding for him, ok???
Anonymous
>>501456239 Even if I was, I would've rather killed him.
Also, what the fuck is this?
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>>501455481 What's her letter like?
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>>501455481 Reminder that Cassandra was around 40 by the end of Trespasser so at this point she's 50. Enjoy your childless hag who still refuses to marry the Inquisitor.
Anonymous
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>>501456475 Wrong, it's Zoe Kravitz's Catwoman.
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>>501453954 Got married by a Chantry official and all. Though Cullen's ceremony was superior. Let's Lavellan actually use elven vows.
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>>501456391 Damn, Vivienne's saving Thedas this timeline huh
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>you can't post your female MC without being accused of being an autistic autogynephile now i miss the old days
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>>501457086 Just ignore him. Everyone else does. Post your female Rook until your heart's content.
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>>501457086 Why are you using the game to roleplay you're a woman and making an already woke game a feminist fantasy with a woman saving the world?
Ah, nevermind, you like avatarfagging as anime little girls. Carry on agp pedophile troon.
Anonymous
HAWKE TUAH! Bharv on that thang!
Anonymous
>>501458129 Why is Taash raping Rook
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>>501458129 >HAWKE TUAH! Bharv on that thang! Zoomer brain rot.
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>>501457893 >STOP HAVING FUN YOU HAVE TO PLAY MY WAY STOP Solavellanon's points tally: 2178
I've replayed the scene 3 times and I still can't grasp the logic of how making Rook hallucinate Varric helped Solas. He said he was desperate and that's why he did it but to what end? He's implying it's the reason they were able to maintain a connection? But how does that work? I don't get it it feels very handwavey
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>>501458129 zoomers should be banned from the internet
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>>501458402 Why do you have fun pretending you're a woman?
Anonymous
>>501458402 Don't engage him, sweet anon. Let him screech autistically into the void.
Anonymous
bros im starting to think I bought slop
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>>501458890 This transsister, we have the power, we are valid, trans women are women!.
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>>501458572 Rook's far more likely to tell Solas to get bent if he knew from the start Varric carked it, than being fooled into thinking he lived and seeing his mentor kind of sympathize for the guy and tell him to at least take advantage of his knowledge, even if he thinks the egg is still a giant weenie.
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>>501458960 Why do you say that?
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>>501457086 >>501458402 Not the other anon but chiming in to call you a huge fag. Please post the female elf you're so ashamed of so we can laugh at you.
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>>501456626 I love Casca looking girls.
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>tranny chaser is samefagging because he got his butthole inflamed by female Rooks
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The husbando lineup in this game is worse than the previous three games, what the fuck happened?
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>>501458278 Xe is engaging in a queer mating ritual, please don't be disrespectful.
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>>501459829 they knew they'd never top
BARN so they just didn't try
Solavellanon's points tally: 2178
>>501459017 I hate that it's a given that Rook gives a fuck about Varric. Rook is literally just some loser he found for a job and they've known each other for what, a month brfor this game? "Mentor" my ass. They really want us to take their relationship for granted.
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>>501458402 thats me playing veilguard
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>>501459829 GILFs or BBC
you must choose
Anonymous
Could you realistically mod out all of the transgenderism from the game?
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>>501460087 >NOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE CHARACTERS DEVELOP RELATIONSHIPS WITH EACH OTHER OUTSIDE OF THE CAMERA THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE Anonymous
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>>501459829 I think they put the most effort into Davrin which why
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any juicy scenes of Harding and Taash?
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>>501460445 >le trans bogeyman Game ain't for you, snowflake.
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>>501435025 >I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What grand and intoxicating arrogance! Anonymous
>>501460445 I wonder if you can edit cutscenes, either removing lines or replace them with AI voice lines.
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>>501459829 DA2 had Anders in it, buddy. You can't go lower than that
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>>501460597 Why must I be endlessly lectured about less than 1% of the population cutting off their genitals?
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>>501460452 I didnt say it doesn't make sense. Get a grip.
Anonymous
I love my rookie so much bros
Anonymous
>tfw Inquisitor can't marry and start a family with Josie because of bisexuality Bi-ness was a mistake
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>>501460608 The fucking devs made the questline a requirement for a non-bad ending so I doubt most would go through the trouble of editing it out.
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>>501460965 >Oh no, we would need to write 2 letters Current Bioware was a mistake
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>>501460965 inquisition was clearly made for women
they even get their own special ending if they fall for eggman
Anonymous
People who obsess over the romances give me the ick.
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>>501461430 Thanks for letting us know.
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>>501461430 what else do we talk about except the mess that is the lore
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>>501461521 Why do you play RPGs if you only care about the fictional characters you can have a 3 minutes long romance with?
Do you have no love irl?
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>>501461539 la abominacion maricon
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>>501461694 HIs Rook is cute, you're seething because you're a tranny who plays as a woman and even in the game you don't pass.
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the necromorph armor is the best ill post a pic of it next
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What a fucking joke. I hope it's over soon.
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>>501461607 >Do you have no love irl? I'm not answering that.
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>501461846 color me surprised that the anon who has been obsessively posting about trannies is the resident woman-hating faggot
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>>501462519 I saw his Rook in the nexus Veilguard mod page.
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>>501462813 > Tranny avatarfagging as anime little girls is called a tranny >> Y-YOU'RE OBSESSIVELY TALKING ABOUT US!!1 You guys are such a mess. Stop using the game to pretend you're women. Play it for the story not for your agp fetish.
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>>501462985 I didn't spend $60 on a trans-affirmation simulator. You did.
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trying to get a good pic of the necromorph armor haha
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>>501462818 Thanks. I'll keep an eye out.
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>>501463135 So you're not even playing the game the general is about but you come here to cry you get called a tranny?
What is wrong with you?
How lonely are you?
Why would someone go into a general of a game they don't care for just to seethe the T word is uttered?
Solavellanon's points tally: 2178
>Is there anyway at all he would listen to reason? >Varric tried to reason with him and he died. Actually Varric did not reason with him he tried a pathetic appeal to sentimentality. It was actually devoid of reasoning.
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>>501463259 >Veilguard is the only Dragon Age game Anonymous
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looks a lot better when not in combat pose
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>>501463290 Solas could murder your family and you'd still defend him. You're unhinged, mate.
Anonymous
>>501463242 >>501462818 ?? no its just the basic white male head preset with change of hair and add a scar
made him look a little like my swtor bounty hunter
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>>501463709 I'm not defending Solas right now, I'm hating Varric. Get it right.
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>>501463709 >Solas could murder your family and you'd still defend him particularly then
what are war brides and shit
Anonymous
>>501463709 As much as I dislike Solavellan I think it's funny how people pretend DA fans cared about morals when it came to romance when Morrigan was DAO's most popular choice
Solavellanon's points tally: 2178
>>501464302 Why do you dislike Solavellan?
Anonymous
>>501464302 >Morrigan >DAO's most popular choice Thanks for the giggle.
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>>501463319 I’m convinced the fags defending and spamming shit about this game are just shills and troons that were thrown off of /v/ and are trying to turn the general into their echochamber.
Anonymous
>>501464302 Are you implying that Lel is a more moral option?
Anon...
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>>501464515 Are you retarded?
It just came out. People are playing it. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, it's new.
Nobody cares about DAI, DA2 and much less origin in 2024.
If anything this is a Veilgaurd thread and other DA fags should fuck off.
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>>501464462 she literally is though
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>>501464526 >Leliana >Literally the risen Andraste, Bride of the Maker >not more moral than Morrigan who wants some fuck to make an old god baby Your post really makes me think!
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>>501464696 >murdered hundreds, if not thousands as a bard >would kill millions as the Divine if allowed No, Morrigan is just a cunt. Leliana is an actual psychopath.
Anonymous
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>>501464619 >It just came out. People are playing it Yeah sure they are, the game is already a flop and it’s so bad even reddit is mocking it. This game is dead and you’re either some pajeet getting that extra bit in for damage control or a tranny pretending to like it because it has your brand of culture war retardation. No Dragon Age fan would be up to bat for this shit, it killed 75% of the setting and retconned every previous game.
>Nobody cares about DAI, DA2 and much less origin in 2024 And like that you’ve outed yourself as a shill by immediately resorting to attempting to appeal to triviality. You know who care? All the people calling out what utter dog shit it is.
>Veilgaurd thread and other DA fags should fuck off No, this is the Dragon Age General, if you don’t like that make your own dail hard general and pretend the game is good there while you spam you faggoty inorganic garbage for hours.
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>>501460087 A year. Varric and Rook were working together for a year pre-Veilguard.
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>>501464406 I just got tired of hearing about it especially whenever news of DA4 came up. Don't actually fuss about the angst aspect since it's not real.
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>>501464619 >If anything this is a Veilgaurd thread and other DA fags should fuck off. Make me, tourist.
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>>501464927 so we're going to pretend morrigan wasnt sociopathic as shit during origins
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>>501465098 You incels are just mad because the game has shit romance options and/or you have nobody to talk with and saw this thread was alive because of Veilguard and you jumped in.
You didn't even play it but you probably watched ASMONGOLD play it and now you feel like you can judge it. Fuck off.
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>>501465651 Didn’t say a single thing about the romance and just talked about the story. But keep leaking shit up and obsessing over ecelebs. The best part is you’re ignoring the fact that you admitted to not caring about DA and are only here to shill failhard.
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>>501464619 Get a load of this faggot.
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>>501465786 >are only here to shill failhard. Without Veilguard there would be no /dag/.
You owe the very fact you're commenting here to Veilchads.
You lost.
DAO lost.
DA2 lost.
DAI lost.
They/them won.
Anonymous
>>501466443 >You owe the very fact you're commenting here to Veilchads Good morning saars do not return to form. I wish the Black Death on your mother btw.
Anonymous
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>>501466574 YOU ARE BLOODY
YOU'RE BITCH
YOU'RE BLOODY BITCH FUCK YOU BLOODY.
Anonymous
>>501466648 Bad games attract bad posters, like this b*ownoid troglodyte.
>>501466443 Anonymous
>>501466891 Less that it attracts them and more that they’re paid to shill it.
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>>501467109 >shitpost 12-16h a day for half a bowl of rice Do brownies really?
Anonymous
>>501467319 Yes, is it really surprising? I mean they will literally spend hours calling random numbers trying to peddle scams at a call center. This is basically the same shit but for advertising.
Anonymous
>>501467319 >half a bowl of rice 50 lakh gets you so much more than that
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Are you fucking kidding me
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>>501467484 What a life, I'm glad I wasn't born in that shithole wasting my life away shilling for EA.
>>501467554 Tell us more about what you can get for 50 lakh.
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i dont even think thats an actual gay man i think thats a troll trying to shit up the thread
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>>501443528 why did they axe joplin
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>Whole game hypes up how dangerous, prideful and ruthless Elgar'nan is >Kill Ghilan'nain >He just goes "y-you'll regret that!!" and fucks off so hard from the plot that Solas takes over as the villain What the actual fuck am I playing? Tell me it makes sense towards the end. Tell me he's just leaving to pummel Solas to death or something. Tell me this generic moustache-twiddling cardboard cutout didn't just give up on everything because (you) killed his monstergirl gf
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>>501451128 otranto was truly based
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>>501464927 >i will give you a power up if you don't throw this baby off a cliff >no! >morrigan disapproves Anonymous
>>501451138 the project joplin concept art seems very horny, lots of half-naked slaves and qunari, what happened?
Anonymous
>>501468191 We needed to wank Inquisition some more.
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>>501468245 >power up allows you to save more people in Ferelden for the greater good, of course
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I used photo mode to double check if the Dread Wolf had testicles. He does not.
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>>501468404 So the fucking elven god-king everyone has been telling me is basically Elf Lucifer just...walks away? When he has EVERY reason and opportunity to kil (you)?
This is legitimately stupider than Isebella doing pushups because it is some kind of thief honor system for apologising to misgendered trans kids.
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>>501465035 my dude doesnt have girly eyes, butt chin or rosey cheeks
its literally just default white male edited a bit
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>>501468616 >Isebella fake fan spotted
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>>501468320 I guess a change in management and direction. Which is surprising cause this must have been back in 2015-2018.
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gonna wait til morning to start the siege of weisshaupt want to see how this game plays with an actual working fucking controller, 2nd ps5 controller with drift , did a rma and this is the replacement one they sent and its fucked now too
Anonymous
on one hand my inquisition liking self wants to redeem solas' retarded ass. on the other it makes no sense for rook to give him the time of day after the varric trick
Anonymous
>>501468191 >>501468616 >bioware didn't put any thought to the villain(s) Shocker! They didn't learn shit with Corypheus.
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>>501469634 Since DA2 more like
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>>501469812 At least DA2 had the button-awesome-connection.
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>>501469442 >>501469634 The entire plot feels like at one point, Solas was supposed to be the singular and main villain. And then at the last moment, some Solas fanboy/girl got upset at his husbando being solely responsible for ending the world, and just made two generic villains to take the blame off Solas' shoulders while technically also allowing him to be the major mastermind of the Fade merge.
Anonymous
>>501469812 We gonna pretend the Archdemon had very deep motivation?
Or Howe?
Or the two dimensional evil Blood mage from the circle?
The Mother was a very deep character indeed?
The only villains with a semblance of depth in DAO are Loghain, Branka and the Architect. Yet again, the actual main villains of DAO are the Archdemon and The Mother, neither are well written, they just exist to be evil.
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>>501470280 I guess there's Solas. But like I said, someone on the writing team really doesn't want him to be the villain.
Anonymous
>>501470280 >Or Howe Play the game rajneesh.
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>>501436853 >is inquisition worth pirating? Yes, but I'd say it's also worth getting it on sale. I got it for 3bux iirc and it's nice to use the Keep.
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>>501470280 Nobody actually played DAO we just like to pretend we did
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>>501470497 > ROAR I'M AN EVIL ENVIOUS OLD MAN! I AM EVIL! VERY EVIL! ROAAAR!!! Wow Howe was such a deep character. Thank god he at least didn't have that stereotypical jewish evil nose...
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>>501440381 It makes sense don't it?
Ferelden barely hold up in "regular" blight so I doubt they'd stand a chance against "elven empowered" blight.
Anonymous
>>501470789 Thank you for confirming that you’re still seething and trying to shit on the other DA games streetshitter. Now fuck of back to your slum and cry about how your family is going to die of easily preventable diseases.
Anonymous
>>501470789 Poo in loo, dalit.
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Origins > Awakening > Trespasser > Inquisition > DA2 > Veilguard
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>>501471157 50 lakh you say?
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>>501471157 Is that why everyone is mocking it and calling it out as the hot garbage it is? You can cry and spam images but it won’t change reality. I really hope you were paid up front because this shit hasn’t even broken even.
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>>501470983 Are you actually pretending Howe was a good villain? His retarded presence actually makes Loghain worse because he tolerated his bullshit.
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>>501471075 >mentions some DLC but not others Anonymous
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>>501466443 >Without Veilguard there would be no /dag/. So what? There won't even be selfies this time so fuck this general
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>>501471246 Are you actually trying to samefag? And yes he is a good villain, he adds a more personal aspect to the Human Origin playthrough and makes the shit Loghain does make more sense since he’s basically acting as a free agent in his name.
Anonymous
>without Failguard there would be no /dag/ I've been posting in various iterations of /dag/ since 2014 and I know I'm not alone.
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>>501471441 Every thread on /v/ always had the same people too
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Veilguard is hatefiction by legit trannies The DA projects made with the BG3 mod tool will be fanfiction so I will go with those
Anonymous
>>501471427 You don't actually have to defend the thinner parts of DAO to shit on veilguard
Anonymous
>>501471441 You've posted in nothing. DA is a dead franchise nobody cared about until Veilguard came out. And as soo as us Veilguard chads leave because we finished this GoTY you will be left with nothing.
You guys don't even have anything to discuss.
You don't care about lore, or gameplay, or roleplaying, or setting.
You don't even care about the newest entry.
If there's a single thing you guys could discuss is, again, the romances, because you're all very lonely incels with weird parasocial relationships with the awful DA cast.
So next time you shit on Veilguard, a game you didn't even play and probably only know a bit of because of Asmongold, maybe humble down, kneel, and thank us Veilguard chads for giving you the HONOR of having a thread about DA that is at the very list, ALIVE, and not DEAD like your love life.
Anonymous
>>501471819 Thinner parts? Play the game retard the entire Human Origin is based around Howe and he is the main boss of Denerim. Looks like they don’t pay streetshitters to actually know the games they’re meant to argue against.
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Did I miss the Sandal reference in this game? Or was there not one? That can't be.
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>>501471427 >And yes he is a good villain How is such a two dimensional "MUAHAHA *twirls evil mustache*" character a good villain? He didn't even have good motivation, he killed even children.
Veilguard having powerful non binary characters doesn't make DAO good, especially not the worst parts of DAO.
Anonymous
>>501471919 How the fuck do you think
>UHHHHHHH THE WEAK VILLAIN ACTUALLY WAS INVOLVED IN THE PLOT is a good argument
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>>501472013 >>501472104 >didn't even have good motivation Bitter about Bryce killing his father and taking his glory he decides to take what he believes to be his and enact his revenge deluded into thinking he is right like all narcissists.
>pajeet has to continue samefagging and throwing a hissy fit It’s amazing how you retards are allowed on this site.
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>>501472205 > He's a narcissist so he's a good villain MUAHAHAHA!!! The absolute state of Veilguard haters...
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>>501472270 >explain motivation >pajeet is too retarded to say how it’s bad >just cries and copes I wish the Black Death on your family.
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>>501471916 Nobody cares about assmongo you shitstick.
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>>501472338 >Black Death bit racist b
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>>501472205 I hope I never rage so hard about some baiting retard that I have to pretend howe was interesting
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>>501472465 >gets btfo again >has to say it’s bait to cope Still no argument for how he’s not a good villain. Just you crying.
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It's amazing how that fucking piece of shit Asmongold ruined Veilguard. Because of him now we have a bunch of chuds in these threads who didn't even play it hate it mindlessly and defending garbage like DAO, DAI and DA2. I truly feel sorry for you guys. Feel even sorry because we Veilchads will soon finish the game and we will move on to another kino like Starfield 2, and you will be left with a dead thread because even you guys despise the previous DA garbage games so you won't even talk about them.
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>>501472728 >another kino like Starfield 2 Anonymous
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>>501472765 He’s just pretending he’s baiting because he embarrassed himself.
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can you people please put more effort into your posts if i wanted to read a /v/ thread i'd go there
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>>501473376 Every general inevitably devolves into two schizos arguing
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>>501472728 Again, nobody cares about fucking assmongo, Akshit.
Anonymous
> All the Bellarafags are now having a meltdown in discord after they found out her 4B scene in which she decides to go celibate because she hates men
Anonymous
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>>501474082 I'm the sole anon who didn't care for him before but came to appreciate him because of this game.
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>>501474282 I would genuinely love to hear your thoughts if you care to share.
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>>501474282 Nobody cares for Solas. He's a poorly written ugly character and even the writers knew he was so boring and lame they had to kick him out of the plot right at the beginning to make way for two better villains.
Anonymous
>>501436879 My favorite combo would be "his heart doesn't lie" + "he needs someone to balance him out." Just felt right after the dialogue with him, and I'm not a fan of the approach that only Lavellan deserves happiness. They both do. Even if an egg is a chronic retard.
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>DAO >big bad is a big ugly dinosaur >DA2 >there is no big bad, instead "the characters are fighting a situation" >DAI >villain is a geezer in a dress >DATV >villain is a geezer in a dress x2
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>>501408607 God how did you get these angles? This is the hottest thing I've ever seen
>>501474860 >I'm not a fan of the approach that only Lavellan deserves happiness I didn't get the impression of this desu, but it would have been nice if someone told him directly he deserves to be happy. I guess Mythal almost did. I think she should have also said "Ar lasa mala revas" for extra KINO points
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>>501475175 I keep telling people DA2 had the best plot, characters and villains, where everyone had their reasonings, secrets and corruptions, and it's a lot better than "le evil dragon" "le man in a dress with high socks".
But noooo DA2 is baaad becuase it doens't let me play a female elf D:
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Shut up Farquaad.
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>>501475367 >if someone told him directly he deserves to be happy He'd never listen. Too much regret.
I kinda hate that they decided to drop the entire "mythal removed his vallaslin and left a scar" subject, and the fact that he was still bound to her in a master-slave way, of which he warns you after you drink from the well. I cannot longer perceive him as a rebel fighting for freedom. On the other hand, everything that happened in DAI makes perfect sense now.
>All new, faded for her. Anonymous
>>501458129 Can't believe they retconned Hawke's last name to Tuah!
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>>501433618 based farquaad keeping the doom fags in check
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>>501475783 Begone, zoomer.
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>>501475649 >He'd never listen. Too much regret He doesn't need to listen or believe it I just need to see his face and reaction to the love of his life saying he deserves happiness. The first thing he says is "I lied. I betrayed you." Guilt being his gut reaction seeing her instead of joy ughhh
>mythal removed his vallaslin and left a scar Actually he removed his own vallaslin but yeah I guess that little tidbit will remain in Trespasser. Would have been wild to see him with vallaslin in those memories.
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>>501475959 How do you know it's a zoomer meme? checkmate liberal
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>>501476126 Because only zoomers whose brains have rotted away from tiktok consumption would find this retarded ass meme funny.
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Reminder that darkspawn are real people with families and wants of their own and you are a genocidal maniac for killing them
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>>501476198 I don't find it funny myself but I know someone like you will be pissed so Hawke Tuah everybody!
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>>501475963 >Guilt being his gut reaction seeing her instead of joy Akshually one thing I loved about DAV in that regard is that it's specifically stated multiple times that he doesn't consider Lavellan to be his deep regret or sorrow, hence no statues, no murals. She's not the troubling past, but his present and a possible future. He cherishes the time he spent with her more than his greatest victories, and I cannot even be mad about it. He's only sorry that he lied to her, but who cares honestly.
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>>501476481 Holy cringe. He doesn't even exist.
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>>501476519 >He doesn't even exist. Makes it even better
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>open thread >gay faggot AIDS ridden Fagquaad still shitposting >close thread
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>>501476752 You said you weren't gonna come here anymore.
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Which husbando from DAV should I lick clean? I'm thinking Davrin, I bet he tastes like dark chocolate
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>>501476896 FUCK OFF BITCH HE'S MY NIGGER. YOu can have Taash, he identifies as male anyway.
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Taash identifies as they/them.
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>>501476896 >Which husbando from DAV should I lick clean? Manfred, you just know that he fucks
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Why did they only give you one actually good warrior
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>>501477030 >Taash, they identify as non-binary anyway. I know it's not intuitive but please try.
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I have some questions Why are the other gods dead and not in the prison? Did the rebels kill them? I kind of assumed they were all sealed but I guess that's only because of the Dalish myth. And was Ghil also bound to the veil? But if you could just kill Evanuris (since others were killed) why not just do that? Why was that not the plan instead of a magic prison?
>>501476481 I can smell the insecurity motivating those questions but at least they had the balls to ask the writer directly lol. Do you think Lavellan saw him getting eaten up by Lusacan? Do you think she cried?
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>>501477206 >Do you think Lavellan saw him getting eaten up by Lusacan? Mine would've suggest him to get his shit together and cease jobbing
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>>501477162 All trannies should be beaten to death :s
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>>501477162 >please try Reminder that even if the game forces you to call Taash an it, im still gonna call her a she in my mind
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>>501477030 Too late, we already kissed and I kept calling him Javik by accident
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>>501477581 >I kept calling him Javik by accident Holy fuck I never connected the dots
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>>501477405 Very edgy. I'm sure your mum is proud of you.
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I know I missed a lot of codex but does anyone know if what happened to Felassan is explained in this game? Or do they just keep it vague with "betrayal"? There's so many of his notes everywhere you would think they'd give some closure for the player
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>>501478170 >I know I missed a lot of codex but does anyone know if what happened to Felassan is explained in this game? Read the Masked Empire
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>>501478286 Yeah I did that's why I'm asking. He has so much time in this game that people that never heard of him before would be invested in what became of him. I'm asking if the game reveals it.
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>>501478460 It's already stated in the books. If newfags don't want to read it, it's their problem.
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Due to one line in the ending slides I think I realize that all the companion quests are parallels to Solas' story in some way. I have to think about this. Bellara's worthless quest might actually have worth...
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Playing a mage it's hilarious how everyone just forgets you're a mage or acts like you're too retarded to be able to join in on magic discussions
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>>501479142 Eeh not really. Even dai was more about "oh shit literally me" all around for solas. I didn't get rebel vibes from the veilguard at all. I cannot think of it as of an organization of any sort, let alone an underground spy thriller ('sup joplin)
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>>501479038 You dont understand, I'm just w big Felassanfag and just wanna make sure I didn't miss any of his content in Veilguard. Also if you didn't have his fully powered rune at the end you didn't beat the game.
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the differecne between medium and ultra graphcis is so fucking infuriating. Completly different beards WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AND EVEN HAIRSTYLES WTFFF This game is literally poorphobic.
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>>501479449 >Also if you didn't have his fully powered rune at the end you didn't beat the game. I'm SEETHING that it activates only during the first phase but not on trash mobs or the second phase. Fucking felassan
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>>501479495 It's not "medium and ultra graphcis". Just turn on dynamic hairstyles and you are good to go.
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>>501479320 No, it's not about the rebel stuff. I'll tell you what made it click for me is Bellara's slide that says something like
>...reclaim what the elves lost. >I am The One >Who will recount what we lost That's Solas. I think you could definitely draw comparisons to Neve's arc, that's the most obvious one to me. Davrin and Assan is similar to Mythal and Solas. Harding having to let go of an all-encompassing emotion and live for herself.. Yeah I think it must be on purpose desu
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Varric here, I've spent the past few years getting ready to fight an elven god, I have with me one dwarf with a bow and one unemployed guy looking for a job, Solas is done for.
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>>501479936 Idk feels a bit forced. Now Sera or Cole questlines, yeah, that was some direct to-your-face stuff.
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>>501479806 Well it DID say it only works on Elgar'nan. Trash mobs?
>Do it yourself, da'len. Then he'd go take a nap.
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>>501480014 It's not direct to your face, like I said I only realized it due to a phrase similar to the lyrics making something click in my mind, but all I'm saying is it can't be a coincidence.
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> Make an RPG with CAPES, something very rare > Barely any armors have capes and mostly rogue ones fuck bioware.
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>>501479495 stop being poor
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>>501480324 I'm still waiting to find that one from the box art
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>>501480374 Apparently you get it right before the ending of the game, when you recruit all comapnions and you do all their quests.
As an alternative, Grey Warden can buy the rogue variant from the Grey Warden vendors, and if you're lvl 3 with the crows and you saved Treviso you can buy the Unity Armor which is the cover one but with blue color.
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>>501480446 >saved Treviso rip
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>>501480324 works on my machine
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What do i change to remove that stupid graphic option that makes things from afar look blurry or pixelated?
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I saved Minrathous for the sole reason that I knew Treviso had been burned down 3 times before and I thought it would be funny if a dragon burned it down again.
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>>501480846 I just really don't care about the crows
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>>501479936 All the companions except Neve and Lucanis have a choice between moving forward/embracing change or remaining stuck in the past.
Neve is either nice or ruthless and Lucanis' ending seems to be decided based on what happened to Treviso.
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>Have to choose between Davrin or Harding because the writers wanted to add some cheap shock value after hours of the game not taking itself seriously at all >No matter what you do one of them has to die because your choices matter amiright? >Obviously Taash is safe from any harm for the whole game Goodbye my quirky wholesome chungus wife
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>>501475649 >I kinda hate that they decided to drop the entire "mythal removed his vallaslin and left a scar" subject, and the fact that he was still bound to her in a master-slave way I don't think he was though? I feel like the act of removing the vallaslin kind of signifies the getting out of mythal's servitude fact and the whole rebellion thing was his own doing. He was "bound" by the guilt and bad decisions he made throughout
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>>501481835 >Neve is either nice or ruthless and Lucanis' ending seems to be decided based on what happened to Treviso. It's both actually. Lucanis is Revenge vs Family, Neve is Protection vs Inspiration. If you pick Treviso, Neve will be automatically locked into Protection route (working with the Threads). If you pick Minrathous, Lucanis will be automatically locked into his Revenge route (jailing
Illario ).
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>>501482143 >I feel like the act of removing the vallaslin kind of signifies the getting out of mythal's servitude Except Mythal didn't release him even if she removed her vallaslin. She released him from his service at the end of DAV, and it's stated as such in the game itself, and showed with her last spell, that he was bound to her. Let me remind you something
>SOLAS: I begged you not to drink from the Well! Why could you not have listened? >INQUISITOR: Solas… >SOLAS: You gave yourself into the service of an ancient elven god! >INQUISITOR: What does that mean, exactly? >SOLAS: You are Mythal’s creature now. Everything you do, whether you know it or not, will be for her. You have given up a part of yourself. She admits that she twisted his Wisdom for her own goals even. If wasn't just "love". It was a painful servitude that went against his nature multiple times, straight up.
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HOL UP If the maker isn't real and it's all Elves behind everything then who/what was Andraste in Inquisition?
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>>501482515 >Except Mythal didn't release him even if she removed her vallaslin. She released him from his service at the end of DAV, and it's stated as such in the game itself, and showed with her last spell, that he was bound to her. Let me remind you something then why did she allow him to rebel? she was obviously salty about it when rook talks to her, also complains that he didn't visit her once lmao. if she still had the Solas remote controller it doesn't look like she used it, and also was she able at all after being assassinated?
>SOLAS: You are Mythal’s creature now. Everything you do, whether you know it or not, will be for her. You have given up a part of yourself. he did spend hundreds of years living like that regardless of if/when he got out
>She admits that she twisted his Wisdom for her own goals even. If wasn't just "love". It was a painful servitude that went against his nature multiple times, straight up. agreed
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>>501482935 > Andraste in Inquisition? ???
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>>501480846 Why is he cosplaying a qunari?
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>>501482995 >then why did she allow him to rebel? She was not exactly opposed to the idea. She just didn't join him (in his rebellion, even though he was sure she would), and was keeping her thoughts to herself, until she didn't and paid the price for asking questions.
>and also was she able at all after being assassinated? See Anaris. The connection isn't a remote controller per se, you just begin to feel and desire what your god thinks and desires like it's a part of your own nature. Pretty fucked up.
Now consider that Mythal had (motherly?) feelings towards Lavellan thus was watching her for 10 bloody years. I don't want to think about it lmao, my HoF doesn't deserve all this cuckshit Anonymous
The femoid and faggot meltie over Lucanis on reddit feels so good to witness
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>>501483650 >celebrating shit writing Really?
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>>501483751 At least they got fucked up by bad writing and unlikeable characters too instead of having prettyboys handed to them while straight male players were stuck with la creatura Josephine and a 50 years old Cassandra
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>>501483827 Nigga every romance in this game is shit except for nec_romancer forma de lich. And really, all the companions are, as well.
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>>501483954 >Nigga every romance in this game is shit Literally what i'm talking about
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>>501483650 I can't fathom why would anyone go for lucanis when Emmerich or even Davrin the normie exists
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can I sniff her feet in game?
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>>501484552 No, but you can hold her hand while you're chasing butterflies
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>>501484298 They thought he would be Zevran 2.0
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Ok this game is a masterpiece I get it now.
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>>501484716 Man I miss zev romance. A fling with a slut growing into trve love is one of the best romance tropes
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>>501484298 >>501483650 Why are they throwing a fit over him?
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>>501484716 But zev was a manwhore with deep trauma and inner conflicts about being a piece of shit killer for hire, we can't have our protagonists dealing with unsavoury people like that in 2024! Yuck!
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>That dramatic reveal when Taash's mother finally uses the they/them pronouns I can't. What the fuck is this slop
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>>501485073 kek, though I guess it's the biowares fault that they put in all that ntr
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>>501485073 So they continue flirting even after you lock-in the romance?
Not bad, Bioware.
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>>501485507 I don't think anyone does. It's just the usual psycho jealousy you get with otomefags
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Every inn has the Rook chair
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>>501485742 Carry them around together. You'll see
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Why are they always in the exact same position when they hold their meetings?
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The Wardens get like 5 main quests associated with them and the entire story is about killing archdemons, blighted gods and stopping a blight the other factions seem kinda underwhelming in comparison ngl
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>>501485135 >Thats great Taash's mum but the worldwide death total this week alone is 150 million that storyline really is some Nero fiddled while Rome burned shit
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>>501486885 This but with crows
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>>501486885 Mourn watch gets less stuff but everything they do get has been very good so I can't complain.
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>>501485507 That's why you go with the autistic elf
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Companions being made into spell slots and making me the first and mostly the only target was an absolutely retarded idea for how it killed ranged gameplay. I remember having fun in DAO, shooting from behind while my tank and berserk bros bocked the tunnel as a meat shields. It felt proper LotR'esque thing and made ranged gameplay nice. In Veilguard there is no such thing and i feel myself the target trying to dodge all bullets. Taunt works occasionally and is very short.
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>>501486885 Veil Jumpers have that first faction bonus, but are somewhat underwhelming yeah
Though I just rescued Lucanis so perhaps there's a lot more to see
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If either Treviso or Minrathous get inevitably nuked, how is one supposed to max out all the faction rep?
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>>501488687 Which subclass for mage is the least annoying to play?
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>>501488148 Chad watch too competent to fuck things up properly.
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>>501488994 For cheevo? Only by picking Minrathous and or by using cheats and metaknowledge. For the good ending, 2 stars is enough for every faction leader to survive
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It absolutely baffles me some retards are praising this dogshit combat system I literally can't see what's happening in half the fucking fights
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>>501489028 I think Evoker?
I'm playing Spellblade and it only plays decent at around level 15.
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>>501489171 You click and you get action. What's not to like?
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>>501487903 Wish the crows were still a ruthless mafia of trained killers that only care about money and power, it would have been interesting to see how a group with members like that interact with each other and come together to stop a common enemy or fail miserably because of selfishness
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>>501486885 It's part of why Davrin is unexpectedly one of the better companions. Instead of getting stuck on pointless bullshit he just wants to kill darkspawn.
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>>501489915 You WILL learn to put family first.
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>>501488687 I haven't really had any trouble playing death caller. If anything it's been so easy outside of like one or two early bosses I'm getting a bit bored.
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>>501487426 One of few things I like about mass effect 3 was how companion quests took backseat compleatly. They turned into hanging out with them in citadel. You didn't get someone working out their daddy issues when world is burning.
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>no toilets in lighthouse >no bathing area In light house >no laundry place Imagine smell. They just dump their shit, piss and leftover food over the edge, its just floats around light house. They don't bathe or wash their clothes. No wonder spite tried to leave on his own.
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>>501491108 >he doesn't know about the shit spirit Anonymous
>>501488687 This design makes champion warrior incredibly powerful. Ability to parry all the attacks is incredibly powerful. Becouse enemy just targets you. Game dosent tell you that you can parry aoe attacks too. If you are on contact with enemy.
Pair it up with ability to parry ranged attacks and now nothing can kill you.
Cherry on top is when you gear and level full burn/fire damage. At level 40. Every time you parry enemy. You now apply burn every enemy near you.
By end I was doing 1k per tic with burn. And I wasn't taking any damage. I didn't even use shield. 2h unique axe for charged attack to apply more burn if needed
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>>501491108 speaking of the lighthouse i fucking hate how every conversation in the council room look comfort maxed
the world is burning, yet everyone are siting on the sofa, someone even lying on them (Hardling), and slowly discussing the same things in a monotone voice
or burn the shit ton of candles to sit and talk for a few mins at the table
it exactly feels like it was thought off and made by 30yo+ cat moms who make zoom conference calls for a group therapy
it feels fucking jarring
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>>501491625 >the world being in danger means people aren't allowed to get comfortable ok
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>>501484298 Emmerich is old and Davrin looks like a racial caricature
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>>501491415 Though I would say that reaper is by far the strongest warrior build to the point where I'd expect it to get nerfs if there were still devs actively working on this and that shares pretty much all the same problems that every other ranged spec has.
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>go to antiva for crow shit >no joesphine cameo >go to navarra for mourn watch shit >no cassandra cameo Why? You'd thing we'd at least run into one of their family members, especially Cassandra creepy necromancer uncle.
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>wanted to make picrel >no proper haircut >even with maxed height and muscle mass he looks like basedboy Fuck Bioware for ruining qunari
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>>501492025 Cass has that whole Divine Victoria thing to keep her from making appearances
Josie was probably to not make everyone choose Treviso automatically
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>>501492025 At least for Cass she'd never go back home if she can help it. Though I wouldn't mind Emmrich and Rook tag team making her uncomfortable with corpse stuff.
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>>501491754 i guess you are baiting but if not - its detrimental to the tone of the story and setting
id be okay with that if it was magic school story and not high tempo story about saving the world from constantly attacking armada of demons.
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>need to be Veil Jumper to actually learn why this group of Dalish are actually aware of the Evanuris' true nature Huh. I guess that's one neat thing.
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>>501485073 So this is just Shadowheart/Halsin for straight women
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>>501483650 >The femoid and faggot meltie >>>/r9k/ Anonymous
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>>501485073 I dodged a bullet, thanks Treviso for blighting.
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>>501492598 It's like shadowheart/halsin except if they were mad about shadowheart not being a slut while also being mad that she can potentially end up with someone else.
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So what's the most fun class? I'm going to pirate the game this weekend.
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>>501485073 >women get emmerich and davrin since lucanis is the cuck option >men get bellara and harding since taash is a creatura and neve is the cuck option What's the wrong with that
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>>501491625 Rook is HR of veilguard. Ofc they need to get comfortable with every meeting rook calls for.
What I like how there is two kinda meetings. Either dining tabel or conference. Why not just use big tabel.
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>>501493043 The devs kept gushing about how companions got together. They just want shipping but uh forgot how players would feel.
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>>501493005 They're all pretty good. I think warrior starts out the most fun because you have a complete moveset from the start but can get a bit samey around the same time the other two pick up. Every class needs to dodge and parry so if you hate the idea of playing a ranged character that actually has to fight don't pick mage.
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>>501491986 Nah. Champion is stronger. With right unique items you will melt down enemies and you can't die. If you learn to parry.
Thing is. By end perfect parry is aeo stun. And it's every attack. If you are middle of enemies. And you deflect ranged attack. Every enemy around you get stunned.
Normaly stuns last only one hit. But if you don't hit them. It's for several seconds. But they take dot damage.
And you can block/parry every attack. Dragon dive bomb? Parry. Big aeo attack. Parry. Ranged lighting attack from dragon? Parry.
I did 1k damage with burning tick. My every attack and parry applied burning. My charged attacks did 1k-2k damage per attack. My abilities applied instantly 10 stack of burning in large area
Team attacks were there just to stop enemies so I could hurt them more.
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>>501493005 Warrior is best becouse how combat works. No idea if its funniest
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>crows go from ruthless amoral assassins to FAMILY Why
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>>501493865 No one is allowed to be evil for factions
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>>501493607 In general DoT builds seem like the way to go in this game.
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>>501493429 I have no idea why they went with it way they went.
In ME3. They get toghetor when it's clear player isn't going after either of them.
Here it's literally cuck option
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>>501494032 You can also just flirt with literally everyone before the lock-in. The game just doesn't take any romance into account before then.
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They're really not selling me on the direness of the double blight. Sure there are darkspawn showing up where Ghilan and Elgar are. But for the most part it feels like things are relatively chill compared to the previous blight. Even when they flat out say that it's the worst ever and the rest of the world is in the middle of Armageddon, the vibe is somehow easygoing.
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>>501494032 Even in ME3 the Tali and Garrus thing doesn't happen until the literal end of the game where everyone is pretty sure they're going to die.
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>>501492128 Inquisition has the same Qunari designs as DaV you tourist
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>>501494003 Yup. Companions have 25-35sec cool down. You have anywhere from 5-60sec. Maxed out burning can get you 5000-60000 damage during that time. No ability or regular attack can keep up with that.
Talents and items help you make it even more ridiculous. Bypassing resistance. Every affliction you apply is burning instead. More stacks. More damage.
Only way I could out perform maxxe out burning was with max rage build. With helmet that removed rage cost on abilities. Put them all on 60sec cool down. But you got 1% damage for every 2 rage. At maxed out rage I could hit enemies harder then burning. But fun thing. You can have burning/rage build and only loose little bit of melee damage
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>>501493865 The antivan crows got sanitized, welcome to nu-DA
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>>501494349 No it doesn't. If you choose to play as one you're still an absolute fucking unit that looks like a walking tank in full armor.
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>>501494258 Maybe full coffee houses don't deliver message of end of world.
It's strange to see game to be such step down from ME3. Where even in nice recreational areas had atmosphere of dread
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>>501493429 Players who whine about ROs getting together are faggots and should be ignored.
Those fuckers ruined Harvest Moon with their whining despite the getting together process taking forever to happen or requiring from the player to do
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>>501494756 Now post the actual player qunari instead of the one qunari in the game that actually looks good.
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>>501494756 my grandpa who fought in ww2 versus me at starbucks!
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>>501474282 >>501474418 Still wanna hear what changed this anon's mind
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I like Solas friendship option :( I want to hug him and rub my hand on his bald head.
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Remember when everyone hated !Orc Qunari when DAII was new?
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>>501494848 I never liked companions hooking up. I'm not obsessed with shipping but it does suck that it ruins Neve and Lucanis's romances.
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>>501494949 That's not a bun.
it's a tumor!
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>>501494258 One detail I really liked in Origins is how the map gets more and more filled with blight and that some places you visited before like the Korcari Wilds, Ostagar and Lothering get overrun by the darkspawn horde as you progress through the story that shit really makes you realize how dire things are and make the blight feel like an actual threat
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>>501495253 >has to use mods Anonymous
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>>501495210 That could have been the fate for every fem Inquisitor, thank god they added Cullen and Solas. I don't mind a qunari x Blackwall though. Bull is for gays.
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>>501495315 what mode are those? Cope
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>>501495465 That one is also modded
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I can't believe they're really together forever.
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Now that the Fade has settled, who won?
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>>501495996 Solavellans. Solaslovers in general
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>>501495996 >got redeemed >stopped being an omega incel cuck Solas
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>>501495181 Imagine all the hair...
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>>501495996 Rook, the based retard
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>>501496225 Its possible to change....
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Where do you hear the Inquisition bard songs in the game?
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>>501494505 I'm kinda disappointed that for warriors most of the builds seem to come down to using that rage helmet because their abilities just aren't that impactful.
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>>501496731 The buskers in Dock Town
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>>501496731 I heard some in the market zone of dock town, the tevinter safe space without problematic slaves :)
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>>501494196 While looking through the fade they uncovered the truth about the Evanuris. Veil Jumper Rook can say as much to Solas.
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>>501436168 Definitely slavery, didn't faced some specific elf mistreatment so far
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>>501497531 >Dalish elves are blind to the truth for millennia despite dedicating themselves to the memory of arlathan >a bunch of nobodies IQ their way to the truth in 10 years wake me up inside
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I just went back to play the other options and HOLY FUCKING BAD END if you just fight him and his final words are I AM A GOD. I'm fucking sick. I guess they had to make an ending for the haters too. God damn that's sad.
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Do you think lavellan would still want solas if she saw his disgusting midlife crisis hair
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>>501498193 No, that's why we're playing Rook.
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>>501436168 The opening references it but that's about it. Dorian mentions opposing slavery and a few disconnected references like the haunted workers on in the docktown near the blight champion but it's definitely blink and you'll miss it situations and never something normalised or confronted or commented upon.
Neve literally has the attitude that Tevinter isn't the best but it's comfortable and lovely in a working class way which is entirely at odds with the reality of Tevinter in the other games and she could hardly pull that if slavery was explicit
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>>501498092 hobosolas was best solas and I will die on that hill. 10/10 would go camping with in the middle of random ruins to dream melancholic stories with and fuck after waking up
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>>501498349 I think you would fuck and then wake up, desu
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>>501498092 This is the end. The bitter, bitter end.
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>>501498193 Yes she could cut his hair
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>>501498514 With a fireball?
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>>501498193 I do. It's
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>>501498668 Can you
share the pic? Anonymous
>best inquisition romance is an older man in a mentor role with a deep connection to the protagonist’s culture >best veilguard romance is an older man in a mentor role with a deep connection to the protagonist’s culture Why do they keep doing this?
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>>501498871 They're just mimicking Gaider-Weekes relationship
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>>501498871 >>best inquisition romance is an older man For me it's Josie tho
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>>501498871 I'd actually say that Solas and Cullen share the best romance role in Inquisition, but for different reasons. Solas is the angst filled romance that makes you hurt, while Cullen is the charming nice guy with inner conflict for the ladies to soothe. Plus, he gets to tie the knot so the whole settling down fantasy is also there. Funny how both are also options for female Lavellan.
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>>501498871 You should fuck old men
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>>501499070 I like Josie more but her romance is pretty thin. Didn’t even get a proper scene in trespasser
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>>501498871 because that's based
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>>501499373 The little scene you have with her when the Inquisitor realizes they're dying, and she prior to that was losing her head that the Inquisition were fucked, was really good
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>>501499131 >both are also options for female Lavellan Oh right companions used to have preferences for gender and race in their romances.
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>>501498729 This isnt it but it's from this part. I just used a gif so it's animated.
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>>501499521 Solas not being bi makes no sense
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Wildest thing is that Leliana and Josephine never banged. Second wildest thing is that there's no threesome option with the two of them the way there was with Isabela in Origins. Maddening.
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>>501499521 >tfw solas is 100% heterosexual and won't touch disgusting shems, dwarfs nor q*naris god damn I love him so much
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>>501499619 He was a fuzzy kiwi instead of an egg back then. God he's so handsome
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>To get the best ending, all possible companions and faction Leaders need to survive, and you must have 3 stars with every Faction >Furthermore, there's a quest called On Blighted Wings/On Deadly Wings, where you're asked if you wish to help Minrathous or Treviso. You must save Minrathous when prompted. There are a couple of reasons for this: >The respective factions of each city--Shadow Dragons for Minrathous and Antivan Crows for Treviso--lose their quartermaster vendor NPCs. Without a quartermaster, you won't be able to sell valuables to increase that faction's strength. >Aiding Minrathous gives the Antivan Crows a -100 faction strength penalty only, whereas choosing Treviso leads to a -250 penalty for the Shadow Dragons. Since you can't sell your goods to the Shadow Dragons, the faction might not reach 3,000+ strength in time for the finale. bruh
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I haven't beat the game yet but did Mythal cuck Lavellan. She's in all of Solas' deepest regrets....
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>>501499856 God forbid that a 10,000 year old elf has had another vaguely romantic interest before???
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>>501499997 lmao, what a chud
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>>501500038 No its not that. Mythal just seems like shes way more important to him
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>>501500145 now post their actual models not stylized crap
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>>501500038 his comments during/after halamshiral in DAI heavily suggest he was a fucker in elvhenan time imo. also he's not shy at all.
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>>501499856 really she is a major cause for all his regrets
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>>501500145 Davrin's hair look like someone shat on his head
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>>501499131 I chose Cullen because I played female mage in DAO and didn't want him to be an incel.
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>>501500542 Amell/Surana x Cullen was better
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>folks here like race-locked romances I didn't realize I was among racists.
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The events of Veilguard is probably as close to world-ending as it gets in the entirety of the franchise but it feels like it's just a regular adventure? Inquisition felt like the world was ending all throughout.
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>>501500350 If your poop looks like that, you need to talk to your doctor
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>>501500604 Race, sex and class locked romances. Not every npc should be pansexual.
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>>501500542 Speaking of that, I really like Surana's starting outfit. It looks princess-y.
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>>501499997 >the Veil has fallen, millions must die Anonymous
>>501500604 >I didn't realize I was among racists. Do you know what site you are on
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>>501500672 Did it though? Cory accomplishes nearly nothing and then none of the prep you did matters because Cory goes and gets himself killed without you even needing to use your army.
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>>501500890 An offshoot of twitter and facebook, with a hint of leddit
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Imagine thinking a spirit of Pride in the body of a sexy male elf doesn't fuck. The fact that Solas was so smooth, unbothered and clearly experienced when it came to flirting and sexuality in Inquisiton was one of the hottest things about that romance. Everyone else you flirt with them and they're like>Erm, well...moving on he's like>Bet. It'd be hot seeing you be dom'd.
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Daughters never grow up, Anora. They remain six years old with pigtails and skinned knees forever.
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>>501500604 based. if you wouldn't bharv on that transgender qunari pusspuss you need to leave.
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>>501501285 Karlach is cute and not a disgusting theythemer
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>>501501249 a troon could never write something this powerful
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>>501501201 I don't think we're getting a RPG love interest on his level ever again sisters. How do I cope with that sad fact?
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>>501501285 What’s the context of the think about sex line
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Solavellanon were you posting on /v/ circa 2018? Because I was searching for some Solas quotes and found some eerily similar fangirling
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>>501501625 I wasn't but I'm curious what you found
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>>501501816 Rook can't read
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>>501501679 Does anything in Veilguard come close?
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>>501500769 Doesn't Lucanis have a line saying monosexuality is outdated?
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>>501501816 >enemies to lovers Wow Bellara is based....
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>>501501941 Wasn't that about undead fucking
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>>501501895 >I lied. I betrayed you! >I forgive you! comes close imo
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>>501501987 >Rook can't antagonize that gook at all Bellabros, it's over
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>>501501609 Taash talks about how her hands are too big for the ropes and Rook says "Your hands are perfect"
Awkward pause, Taash asks if you want to fuck and them starts licking your neck. Rook looks visibly uncomfortable.
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>>501501895 >only by omission >hurrr blood magic is just magic, a shame I NEVER LEARNT IT, I could've teach it to you I love you but come the fuck on
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>>501501609 Scene with Taash. The dialogue wheel gives Rook the option to pursue romance. Picking that option results in Rook and Taash chatting back and forth. Taash then ask if Rook is trying to get laid. Rook somehow isn't sure, but expresses openness to the idea of having sex with Taash. Taash walks up close and tells Rook to think about the two of them having sex. At this point it's supposed to be evident that there's sexual tension between them, and Taash says it needs to be determined whether it's just a flirt or if they should do some rough fucking.
The scene is interrupted about there and Taash and Rook go on with their day.
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>>501502294 >Oh no my God of Lies Wolf Liar husband told a lie I'm going insane aieeeeeee Anonymous
>>501500829 >pining after the same girl a decade later Solavellanon's points tally: 2178
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>>501498092 Oh wait I forgot to say
even though this ending hurts my feelings very much I can't deny Rook punching him is fucking awesome Anonymous
>>501502492 he could've spared me the half assed excuse and just own it, apologist-chan. I can't stand excuses
Anonymous
What happened to lyrium being dangerous to touch?
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>>501502731 Him being the apostate he was it was just logical to deny any association with blood magic. Plus he genuinely does not like it because it destroys the veil and attracts demons. But it was naive to believe there was some aspect of magic he really wouldn't know.
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>>501502830 Went into the same trash bin of accidentally retcons as everything else.
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>>501503048 he's had a rough life
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>>501501285 The edit is almost too truthful to be amusing. Karlach is very sweet. And HR should be called on Taash.
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>>501502875 Yes, I agree. I'm talking about his weak
>I lied to you but but but only a little and it doesn't count because I didn't technically lie just shut up solas, jesus
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>>501502830 Still there, hence Harding picking up the dagger first
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>>501503273 Oh, yeah. Agreed lmao.
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>>501502830 They only had 10 years to write this, it's easy to forget about small things
Or whole characters
Or entire games
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Who in their right mind would romance Taash? Literal retard womanchild who trooned out because she thinks not being feminine makes you a genderless blob.
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>>501503513 The fucking face Rook makes when they catch the dagger killed me
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I like Karlach more than Taash.
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>>501501816 >Meanwhile in Marvel Midnight Suns you can be in a book club with Cap America, Cap Marvel, Blade and Wolverine Missed Opportunity
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>>501503629 I don't know. Twittertumblroids might praise her but they aren't going to date her
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>>501503729 Incredibly spicy hot take
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>>501501567 Read fanfiction. I don't know anon. Things do seem bleak especially with all the "consulting" going on making sure game writing is as bland, inoffensive and unchallenging as possible.
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>>501503729 Everyone who isn't a discord groomer does
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>>501503629 I genuinely don't know who she was made for. Even the most woke twitter lesbians are going for Neve.
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>>501503828 Not that anon and I'm starving for content because this reunion/redemption was all of a few minutes of content in 70 hours of gameplay, but I've never been able to get into fanfiction.
I do like kissing Solas/Lavellen fanart though. The good ones make them look so sweet and eager.
Anonymous
>>501501567 Try Gale in BG3
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>>501503629 Taash is very dominant, unlike Karlach.
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>>501503828 I can sustain myself with my inner fantasies (I've hated 99% of fanfiction I've stumbled upon, mostly because other people's OCs tend to be super lame imo) but I'm sad and mournful about the dire state of video games sister not gonna lie
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>Want to play duelist >Have to crowmaxx or else my specialization doesn't make sense
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>>501504202 >growls sexily Solavellanon's points tally: 2178
>>501503828 Actually maybe this isn't entirely true because I just remembered how popular Marzipan is but that's just edgy and indulgent. But I really don't think we will see such finely crafted KINO ROMANCE specifically made for the yearners ans believers in true love again.
>>501504121 Will I get yelled at if I say that I thought
the Veilguard kiss wasn't passionate enough? Their bodies barely touched. I don't even think their mouths opened. Anonymous
>>501504131 already done, he does not hold a candle to solas desu, BG3 writing and characterization is way weaker than DA (without counting veilguard obviously) in general
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Solas shippers are all beaten housewives who go back to their husbands because this time he's definitely sorry!
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>Solas: I am sorry to have bothered you with my questions about your people Varric. I see so much of this world in dreams. Humans, my own people, even qunari. Dwarves alone were lost to me, save scattered fragments of memory where some spirit cared to watch. Now I know why I see so little. >Varric: And why is that? >Solas: Dwarves are the severed arm of a once mighty hero, lying in a pool of blood. Undirected. Whatever skill of arms it had, gone forever. Although it might twitch to give the appearance of life, it will never dream. And who's fault is that?
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>>501504365 I'm doing that now. Well its less duellist since parry is god awful to get right in this game so more stab, stab, dodge and repeat. Stacking necro and bleed is pretty strong though.
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>>501504593 This series of banters is one of my favourite ones in the series
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>>501504510 >Will I get yelled at No but also he just got his ass kicked by a giant dragon. I'm sure his face is hurting.
>>501504593 >And who's fault is that? Technically? Mythal's first and Solas' second.
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>>501504542 I personally think playing a Durge that doesn't want to give into murder lust makes for a spicier romance than anything Dragon Age delivered.
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>>501494756 I remember people bitching about qunari new look in da2 cinematic
I remember so much bitching back then
If only we knew back then how idre the situation would be in 14 years
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>>501504365 I like how for mage spellblade could fit with any faction if it wasn’t for their ultimate being a huge fucking crow
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>>501504298 Unfortunately, you have to slag through some shit piles to get the diamonds in the rough.
The curse of fandoms.
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>>501504716 It would if Larian didn't completely blow Durge and put no payoff to their struggles once you finally overcome them and even straight out die
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>>501499841 They patched this in the latest update. The merchants you lose go to the Crossroads and you find them as wisps.
I still think it's lopsided that you can romance hardened Neve but not hardened Lucanis. I get they're different characters but there's no scene drawing the boundary, the option just gets dropped.
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>>501499619 Long haired solas from the flashbacks is so much hotter and imposing character than the baldie nerd he became.
It's crazy what simple haircut existence may achieve.
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>>501499841 I let Treviso get blighted, did not sell anything to the Crows to boost their faction rank and I still ended with 3 stars simply from doing all the other quests in the game. I don't think it's a big deal. By my recollection they were just a little bit behind but not by much but by the time it was the end they were still Excellent. I didn't have to fret about it at all.
>>501505012 I know right it was so perfect like yes, this is what Rebel Leader Commander Wolf should look like exactly
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>>501504716 with gale specifically? I admit I didn't play durge. How is astarion? I like his voice acting but he approved of all cartoonishly evil choices like a male morrigan and gave me the ick
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>>501504691 Yeah it's excellent.
>Varric: That's the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you've got, it takes. And it's gone forever. >Varric: The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going. That's as close to beating the world as anyone gets. Anonymous
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>>501504558 dragon age isnt real
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>>501505237 >How is astarion? In my opinion, not good. He is very entertaining as a character and great to have around but I think his romance (and character arc in general) is just weak as fuck. I was not satisfied.
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>>501505234 >>501499841 Oh wait I read that wrong. So you DO get extra fucked if you save Treviso? Interesting.
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>no Red Templars >no Order of Fiery Promise Need 'em back.
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>>501505247 >>Varric: The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going. That's as close to beating the world as anyone gets. This and the conversation after the Temple of Mythal are so funny in retrospect how they're just giving Solas pep talks to not give up on destroying the world lol.
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>>501505341 i dont like how much she looks like my warden >:(
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>>501505375 I thought pretty much the same about Gale, and we're talking about the most celebrated story RPG in the last years. To be honest I think owlcat characters are better. I absolutely love Daeran from wotr.
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The painful part of playing old games like DAO is the broken mods you can't ask to be fixed because the author doesn't work on it anymore
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>I am going to eat your balls
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>>501505237 Astarion's romance is garbage, fucker immediately goes back to his usual gaslight manipulating bullshit even after his big scene in act 2, making the entire relationship feel insincere no matter what he says
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>>501505881 Preach it my sista
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>>501505663 That's the exact opposite though, unlike Inquisitor accidentally pushing him to do his bullshit
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Come to /bgg/ if you want to discuss its characters here we preach taash supremacy
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>>501505881 Jesus Christ, fuck larian
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>>501505989 Hmm are you saying that giving up and having the life with Lavellan that he wanted would have been the drinking fermented fruit juice option? And continuing his crusade is the lie down and die option? Maybe you're right.
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>varric >makes solas release the elder gods >gives rook a mirror that makes him trans >refutes to elaborate further >dies what a fucking chad
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>>501506254 varric will never make me trans
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>>501433618 Baker please don't forget the egg's poll for the next OP
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV89Gon3 Anonymous
What even is this character? Does he make a single reasonable or correct decision from beginning to end?
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>>501506117 As much as I hate it, and soured on Astarion after my first run and trying his romance, it worked. Astarion has the loudest most dedicated fans of all no matter what shit he pulls, or exactly because of it.
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>>501506370 Yeah if you don't punch him
he's a total fucking bro when you meet him later Anonymous
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Can I make the next bread about Merrill who is the best girl of all DA games combined and it's not even a contest
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>>501506370 >cis non-bipoc male He's an antagonist, sister.
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>>501506370 Mass Effect Councilman
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>>501506482 >Yeah if you don't punch him I'm sorry but I'm not willing to take away Rooks only moment of competency
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>>501506370 He’s a politician. One of the first things you learn about him way back in DAO is that he’s fucking useless and you shouldn’t expect any help from him.
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>>501506482 That's like not punching the reporter though
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>>501506370 Didn't you get the memo? All human men in charge are stupid and incompetent unless they fuck trannies or belong to some sexual minority
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>>501506370 everytime this motherfucker is on screen it reminds me IMMEDIATELY of the comedically loud police chief from Last Action hero
https://youtu.be/LDFcARCG6ss this dude is pure comic relief, he's wrong 100% of the time and I bet he's doing it on purpose
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So did Varric just die a pining permavirgin?
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>>501506454 My problem with Astarion fans is that they are just inventing stuff about the romance that the devs were too lazy to bother to actually write and flesh out. Like you know how a romance like his is logically supposed to go but the devs just did not actually write the scenes that show him changing. Fixing him is totally in the player's mind.
>>501506657 >>501506585 Yeah well you guys play however you want but me personally I followed my husband's advice and it worked out.
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>>501506651 >He's been the first commander for more than 20 years uhhh, the taint, the calling, you know?
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>>501506726 He and Hawke were fucking
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>>501499841 >Play as a warden >The game makes it clear that more innocent people are going to die and the water supplies will get blighted if you don't help Treviso, whereas if you help Minrathous you stop the Venatori from gaining more power >"Well, at the end of the day a Warden's main duty is to protect the innocent from the blight so I guess I go with Treviso" Anonymous
>>501505881 BG3 characters in general don't feel like actual people
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>>501506726 he should've just married femhawke. what a loser
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>>501506861 Frog and Shart are ok, just autistic
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>>501506861 Wyll does feel like an actual person,
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>>501506861 >laughs in BAFTA best writing we'll see what veilguards brings home eventually
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>>501506764 >I followed my husband's advice and it worked out. He aked me if I was willing to do "what it takes to stop the blight" I said yes and he seemed pretty pleased by the response. So I'm pretty sure punching an obstructionist dickhead trying to get everyone killed falls under that.
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>>501506780 The real cure to the calling is sitting on your ass for 20 years.
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>>501506967 Yeah but then he told you the story of how he trolled a guy to death by making people laugh at him. If you choose the talking option you point out how the First Warden is incompetent. I thought it might lead to the Wardens turning against him but it was kind of nice that he just came to his senses. Anyway, you need to read between the lines when you are talking to God of Treachery and Lying Liar Who Lies. He could seem pleased simply because you're falling for the ruse.
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>>501481874 Taash can die in the final mission
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>>501506780 Duncan's been a warden for 20 years, so why not?
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>>501507319 Doesn't Alistair imply that Duncan was getting close to the calling before he got killed in Ostagar
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>>501507572 Whats with the horn line
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>>501485894 I need someone to explain this seating
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>>501506764 Except you fix him if you make him not do the ritual in Act 3, same how you make him worse by having him do the ritual (though the latter also gives you the ability to kick him in the balls for treating you like his property). Gale's god epilogue is pretty good if you romance him as Karlach, since he takes her to the devine realm, which fixes her engine for good.
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>>501510953 >Emmrich is old so he gets a chair >Bellara likes Emmrich and is fine standing near him >Neve and Harding are ladies so they get seats >Davrin and Taash ?? >Lucanis ????