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For all things Dragon Age. Talk about Veilguard or other DA games. Reply to the OP if you have an addition to make. We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three.
>Veilguard Official Launch Trailer: https://youtu.be/NdtmtuzICOI >Veilguard waifu poll https://strawpoll.com/wby5Q602jyA Previous:
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This is a Leliana-free thread. We hate that french whore here.
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GOODBYE MY NIGGER BACK TO THE LOBBY
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>gaider on the left
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>>501223163 All hail Archon Pavus! Lets make Tevinter Great Again!
Because we're the only country left Anonymous
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>>501223435 >pic Ah, the brainrot is setting in nicely, I've laughed like a retard at this
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>>501223273 Based Morrigan
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>>501223273 Please do not be so rude, my anon
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>>501223638 is that line from the scene where she's trying to tell you that story about two lovers
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>cishet scum doesn't appreciate me
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>>501223273 I love Leliana!
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>>501223892 t. like 200 different men
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>>501223163 why does gaash get a thread but not dav
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>>501224268 This webm disturbs me on several levels.
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>>501224268 that video feels racist but I can't quite figure out how.
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Why is lord of fortune rook even there? Why would varric think they could do anything with solas? Are they just a nepobaby because Isabela's their mom and Varric needs bodies?
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>>501224268 Now that's what I call a dark setting!
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>>501223892 How can you love used goods whore?
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>>501224481 >Are they just a nepobaby Yes but that's true in all origins. I'm pretty sure as a Crow the only reason you're not already dead is because the Guildmaster is your friend
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>>501224268 I wanted to make a thread about him but the mods are gay
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>>501223723 I think so, yes.
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>>501224481 >Isabela's their mom Is Hawke Rook's dad?
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>>501224720 yeah and fenris is their dog
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>>501224772 >woman and a dog oh no no no
you just know
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Now that the awkward dinner has ended, who does Taash appeal to?
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>>501224481 Varric says only reason he hired you is you're an "unkown figure" Solas would never expect and you're good at making chaos and working outside the law
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>>501224268 I REMEMBER THIS YALLL LOOK I FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNET XD
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>>501224998 yo what the FUCK Leliana
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>>501224985 >Right in front of my ham and cheeses? Solavellanon's points tally: 695
>>501224828 Mythal is not beating the white woman allegations
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>>501224268 Idk. Dav is just such a decent guy I can't even dislike him for having a sorta dry personality. Lucanis is supposed to be the professional, but he's dumping so much of his shit on me it really feels he should be paying me for getting his whole existence sorted out.
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>>501223891 Why does her face look like it was deep faked onto the model?
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>>501225085 ...how is Mythal gay?
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>>501223892 BASED
>>501223986 Morrigan is the only one who is CONFIRMED to be a slut, btw
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So they just happened to find a clutch of griffon eggs conveniently protected by a stasis spell?
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>>501224268 This is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.
Why the fuck does he have to be an elf why can't he be a bbc human?
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>>501225214 She has sexual relations with other women. I hope that helps!
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>>501225241 >Morrigan is the only one who is CONFIRMED to be a slut, btw bro like half of Origins banter is about how Leliana got fucked by dozens of guys
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>>501225214 She definitely fucked Maric to probably get pregnant with Morrigan and has about 100 other daughters according to legend
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I don't like it when you talk about Morrigan when I'm not here
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>>501225312 Morrigan will never have gay sex.
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>>501225312 >having sex with women makes you gay libs really are stupid
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>>501225273 That's from one of the novels, so it's not a thing they just made up for the game.
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>>501225415 yes it is
Lels even outright states she seduced her targets very often
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Do those candlehops ever lead to anything? They're starting to piss me off now.
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>>501225214 It's a meme, you dip
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>>501225398 Are you here right now?
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>>501225398 Then you should never leave, sweetness.
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>>501225531 But thats not convenient for my headcanon so it didnt happen
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could anyone tell me which is the best weap in the game for warrior? i was using the axe that has bonus rage gain but now i have the shard sword that deals no physical damage, is the latter the best?
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>>501225723 Just accept that you love sloppy seconds and used goods, you KEK
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>>501225374 that's still a fewer number than trees in a forest
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>>501225447 >novels >for a video game series revolting
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Felt dumb that there was no meaningful Leliana-Morrigan interaction in Inquisition.
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I want to live in a world where both Leliananons and Morriganons can be friendly to each other ! Both characters are great !
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>>501225982 There were shopping together for Kieran's dresses
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>>501224268 And here I thought BG3 perfected the black man dancing cringe
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Why do all my companions grab a fucking spear to fight the qunari instead of using their own weapon in the final quest ?
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>>501226009 >Leliana talking about her pussy Anonymous
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>>501225312 Dykes can't have sex they literally lack the parts and it's why dykes have such high domestic violence and death bed.
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>>501226009 What Lel actually meant
>We need more cannon fodder Anonymous
Old /dag/ was right but also wasn't
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>>501226471 My beloved ex-wife...
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>>501226289 Was she wrong, though?
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>>501226289 Her Exalted March isn't going to fight itself after all.
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Where's Sera? Is she safe? Is she alright?
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>>501226643 >Her Exalted March ah, back in the good old days people just call it lesbian orgy
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> People are claiming Morrigan had more sex than Isabela > Isabela in Veilguard says they/them trannies are the best at sex and she enjoyed sex with them the most
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>>501226768 Yeah, because I found some Red Jenny gear or weapon or something that inflicts Bees
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>>501226789 She slayed like a kween
you go grill!
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>un classifies forest as an absolute bare minimum of 1.24 acres >incredibly conservative expectation of a forest is 100 trees per acre
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>>501226789 Maybe you want it to be true because of a cuck fetish but it's written out of a unreliable narrator standpoint
This is why all the on-the-nose writing exists because if they try something else you take it at face value
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>>501226768 Dead. Along with everyone else in Orlais, Fereldan and the Free Marches. The Darkspwan were very confused why an elf was trying to steal their britches though.
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>>501226951 Ahhh it feels good not being a waifufag
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Mage builds seem very tied to specific elements. How do you build something that's useful for any encounter or are you expected to completely change your build every level? That's kind of ass, mage seems so dumb in this game.
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>>501226951 people are just memeing about a codex entry with Morrigan
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>>501227039 Who's diary is that? Traash's?
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It's been only a few days after Veilguard's release and we're ALREADY back to shitposting about muh Loolooana and muh Morrygun Jesus Christ
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>>501224998 uhhh what are Leliana and that Mabari doing...
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>>501227043 >Maybe you want it to be true because of a cuck fetish The absolute projection. I'm not the one who wrote that line into the game, idiot.
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>>501227243 Yeah idk man I bet at least half the people here didn't even play Veilguard
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>>501227243 The fact that chances are it's the same people who have been talking for 10 years about their fictional videogame girlfriend is very sad. How in 10 years all these incels and trannycels haven't gotten a girlfriend that they are still obsessed with a 2009 game romance options?
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>>501227261 You are however the idiot taking it at face value
And a cuck
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>>501227039 Considering how many people played DAO and had her as their waifu that's definitely accurate. She's probably been fucked by millions of different Heroes of Ferelden.
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>>501227484 Multiverse that we deserve
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>>501227039 Not in my darkest dreams did I see this coming
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>>501227368 Real holes just can't compare...
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>>501227243 >>501227368 It's interesting how you types never criticize the women playing these games who go crazy over Alistair, Cullen or Solas. Or the gays with Zevran, Bull or Dorian. You only ever criticize straight men. Why is that? What a mystery.
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>>501227368 Hoeflation (worse women for more effort) only got worse, so if someone prefered videogame girlfriends 10 years ago, they are even more likely to prefer them now
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rumors about Morrigan seducing men has been a thing since Origins. Witch of the Wilds myth is literally about sexy witches kidnapping and raping and killing men to make more sexy witches.
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Why can't you guys just accept that the "many lovers" thing is just boilerplate Flemeth/Witch of the Wilds/Ashabellanar myth lore, doesn't mean anything, and move the fuck on?
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>>501227243 I mean, there are no other decent DA waifus to talk about. It's like witcher fags who only talk about Yenn or Triss
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>>501226768 She's off somewhere throwing bee grenades at unsuspecting nobles.
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>>501227460 Says the cuck unironically defending this garbage writing. You stupid faggot.
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>>501227593 Those women are mentally ill and they are more concerned with talking about how amazing their husbando is.
Meanwhile male cucks are obsessed with
>your waifu a whore and a slut and u r a cuck! >no you! >NO YOU! Anonymous
>>501227614 >>501227647 You think the people spreading this played origins?
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>>501225376 >She definitely fucked Maric to probably get pregnant with Morrigan are Morrigan and Alistair meant to be siblings?
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>>501227243 Leliana and Morrigan are fun characters to talk about, unlike the Failguard.
>>501227297 Also this. I didn't play it and I don't plan to.
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>>501227593 1. There are no women here.
2. Gay men don't give a fuck about Zevran, Bull and much less Dorian, in fact most gay men used mods to fuck Alistair and Cullen, you can actually open rule 34 and see which characters have the most gay porn of, i can assure you, it's not Zevran.
Also the lonely femcels obsessed with Solas and such haven't spent the last 10 years talking about it in 4chan, they do it in their tumblr blogs until they kill themselves over crippling loneliness.
Now please go outside and touch grass. Leliana doesn't exist. Morrigan doesn't exist. You have never experienced love and you never will.
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I never had a problem with experienced women :/
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>>501227661 rip that girl from the first game.
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>>501227790 they didn't even play Veilguard
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>>501227243 Thats because im still playing the game, i havent done "Something Wrong" wrong yet, the quest after getting all the companions, when ive finished the game the thread will change for the better
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>>501225376 The 3 issue comics with Alistair, Varric, and Isabela went over why Maric and Flemeth went to talk in the book.
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>>501227870 >You have never experienced love and you never will. Why go outside then? Checkmate
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Posting the real bestgirl from Origins
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>>501227759 >>501227870 So I'm right. You only criticize straight men because that's the only acceptable tarrget in your woketard society. You just give women and fags a pass since they have protected status. Absolute bitch behavior. Pussies.
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>>501228102 >why Maric and Flemeth went to talk in the book. Oh SHIT really what did she tell him? Because that Loghain would betray him?
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>>501226768 She stays with the Inquisitor and leads the Red Jenny as an allied spy network. The inquisitor is busy fighting darkspawn in the south during the events of this game, but does make an appearance, without taking Sera with her.
Josephine is briefly mentioned, as is Leliana. These characters are lucky, because everyone else who has a lot of screentime was ruined. Isabel is the misgendering apology task force, and Morrigan doesn't have a son and has countless lovers instead. It's ridiculous.
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>>501228149 Imagine the titfuck
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The one and only like from Sera I like.
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>>501227207 He '' dies '' in Emmrich's quest, and you can either decide to resurrect him or allow Emmrich to be a lich instead.
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>>501227925 anons don't talk women lol
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>>501228282 I like the banter with Sera and Blackwall where they make fun of Solas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCze3TcAoe8 Anonymous
There are no women in this thread. I checked.
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>>501228408 Which is the best choice and what is a lich?
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>>501227039 The absolute state of Morrigancucks.
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>>501227593 >Or the gays with Zevran, Bull or Dorian He might be a depraved bisexual but from what I know most people who romance Zevran do it as a woman, something about fixing the assassin with the power of love I guess.
Dorian is also more popular with women playing as a male character and it's not even close.
No idea about where bull stands, I really don't see many people from either gender who like him any deeper than as a fetish, most stick to shipping him with Dorian.
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>>501228519 Im here I'm tryna get Emmrich after Lucanis dumped me...
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>>501228597 >No idea about where bull stands He stands in the cuck corner like the obedient cuck that he is
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>Shart cuck poster migrated here grim
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>>501228203 There are no women here and there's not a single gay here who givesa fuck about Zevran, Dorian or Bull.
You're literally trying to make a strawman because you feel hurt when people call you out over what a sad pathetic lonely incel you are.
Just kill yourself already, but know that neither morrigan nor leliana are gonna come out of the screen to go to your funeral. They don't exist.
You heteroids should all die already.
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Dorian is simply the best character in Inquisition.
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>>501228247 >In exchange for leading them out of the Wilds, she requests that Maric make a promise to her that he may not disclose to anyone. She also tells Maric that a Blight will occur one day in Ferelden, and gives Maric a cryptic warning about Loghain: "Keep him close and he will betray you, each time worse than the last." >|According to the Qunari, Maric, as a descendant of the King Calenhad of legend, has the dragon's blood within him. >was supposed to travel to the Antiva swamps to Flemeths other daughter to awake the dragons sleeping there Solavellanon's points tally: 695
>>501228657 Holup. You can get dumped in this game?
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>>501227039 glad i went leliana
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>>501228538 Depends. Emmrich has a fear of dying, and he dreams of becoming a lich so he can cheat death. It's cool if you romance him, because his fear after becoming a lich is actually seeing you die, instead of him.
I haven't seen what the Manfred option entails, but I think it fits his story of rejecting eternal life in favor of the life of someone else, so he has to actually come face to face with his death eventually, and conquer that fear.
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Best part of Origins is standing over dead abominations and making out with Morrigan because you found her mom's diary.
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>>501228814 For Lucanis you have to side with him on a quest. If you don't he becomes hardens and dumps you.
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>>501228914 Thanks anon, i think im gonna turn him into a lich because i also fear death
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>>501228705 >You're literally trying to make a strawman because you feel hurt when people call you out over what a sad pathetic lonely incel you are. It's funny that you don't even understand how retarded your post is. MUH strawman while posting a strawman, and being a pussy woke bitch that unironically uses the word "incel" at the same time. Go back to Twitter you tranny freak.
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>>501228764 This is trve
>>501228203 Don't argue with Farquaad he hates everyone whos not a faggot (male)
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>>501228918 everyone in ferelden agrees
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>>501229016 He can't dump you if you go to Minrathous instead of Treviso because his romance is the slowest so you are only able to romance him later in game.
Going to Minrathous outright locks you out from the romance and you can't use heart options with him anymore. But he doesn't break up with you becuase you just MET you are not boyfriends.
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>>501228597 Iron Bull is the generic homo male choice. A pretty '' famous '' homo 3D content maker made a very beefy Iron Bull model for porn usage, and thus Iron Bull has seen a bit more love after Iron Bull 3D porn has increased in volume due to the 3D model.
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Is there no way to revisit the Deep Roads in Veilguard? You're permanently locked out of it after you finish Harding's questline? Im at the point of no return in the main questline and still see no way to go back to the Deep Roads.
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>>501229145 You will never be with a woman, ever. Kill yourself already and stop pestering everyone about how many times you masturbate to fictional women, is pathetic. You truly are embarrassing, you lonely incels need to die ASAP.
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>Trans rights are human right
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>>501229393 NTA but can I pester everyone about how many times I masturbated to fictional men?
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Speaking of getting dumped Solas did it the best. I vividly remember the emotions I felt experiencing that part for the first time.
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>>501229496 You won't do shit.
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>>501229471 It's literally in-character for her to 100% support this degeneracy
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>>501229496 no end yourself
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>>501229393 9 out of 10 times I masturbate to men.
Men are for fucking, women are for loving.
Simple as
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>>501229578 Answer the question, please.
>>501229634 rude
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>>501224268 No way this is in the fucking game.
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VEILS, VEILS GIMME ALL DEM VEILS VEILS, VEILS GIMME ALL DEM VEILS NIGGA VEILS, VEILS GIMME ALL DEM VEILS ON MY MAMA'S FUCKING LIFE IMMA HAVE THEM VEILGUARDS NIGGA
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>reddit spacing To quote Rook:>Oof.
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>>501223163 In another thread, I've seen it posted, that unless you validate Taash (complete the companion quest in a way that she comes out as non-binary), you get the "everyone died" ending. Is that true or is it overblown and you just need to bring the quest to conclusion of any sort?
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Why do Rook and Solas have such great chemistry?
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>>501229697 Its not. Quirky social media post
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>>501229840 They both goofy
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>>501229860 Whew. It's sad enough that I had to ask though, you never know these days.
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>can bang Isabela in Origins >can bang Isabela in Deux >can't bang Isabela in Inquisition >can't bang Isabela in Veilteam In hindsight it's obvious where the franchise lost its way.
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>>501229840 Because they have a difference of opinion about something important. That's literally it.
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>>501229592 > The greedy evil woman who got half of Kirkwall killed stealing a book from Qunari for a few shekels now throws herself to the floor to apologize whenever she misgenders a qunari and goes on a rant about how awful people who say "sorry for misgendering" are while doing a mocking tone I'm sorry... did you forget the part in which she was an evil amoral greedy whore?
What kind of greedy amoral whore who gets half a city killed now cares about misgendering?
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>>501229840 Thats called pettiness
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The only person rook isn't insipidly positive with
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I can't fucking do it sisters... I'M GONNA....GONNA......GONNA......I'M BARVIIIING
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>shitposting to save the world
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Have you heard of the Elven Gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain?
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>>501230128 He's so hot ughhhh
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>>501229996 Even Trans Rook can't tap that pussy? Wtf Bioware?
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>>501230170 Tallis, my beloved
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this isn't fair 10 years, and we get this dogshit
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>>501230267 It's not a story the Dalish would tell you.
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>>501230170 This bitch was the beginning of the end for the Qunari
That is Tallis right? I don't actually know who the VA that inserted herself in the story looks like, I'm just assuming by the red hair and smug face Anonymous
>No 2024 selfies Terrible general
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>>501230454 all bcuz some inquisition fag found a monkey's paw
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>>501230232 12 years is not a long time for them that's like what? Their equivalent to 30 seconds?
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>>501230509 > He doesn't know Felicia Day holy shit have you been living under a rock?
She's been in like 20 games and tv shows. She's the original quirky gamer girl.
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>>501229996 I'm tired of people pretending that DA2 compares well to any other game in the series, Veilguard included. Everyone slammed it on release and it deserved every bit of the shit it got at the time.
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Veilguard is a disaster
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>>501230638 I don't think they experience time any more quickly than regular people do. Twelve years is twelve years.
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>>501230668 I never cared about tv or the real life side of games.
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>>501230668 >WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! YOU DON'T REMEMBER THIS MICRO E-CELEB FROM 15 YEARS AGO??? Anonymous
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DA2 was unironically the best in the franchsie and the only people who hate it are trannies mad they couldn't play a female elf, or female at all since canon Hawke is male.
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>>501230668 mostly shit games?
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AIIIIEEEEE TAASH I'M SORRY I MISGENDERED YOU
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>>501230846 >>501230783 >>501230845 >>501230894 Apologize to her right fucking now. She's a queen. She played that dyke in New Vegas. And that mary sue half hairy half human dyke in Supernatural TV show, and that dyke in the Dragon Age movie. And that dyke in DnD shows
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>>501230894 >he's not subscribed to Felicia's OF Oof
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>Meet with Inquisitor: Yeah so the Souths pretty much gone lol, Darkspawn everywhere millions dead 10 minutes later>Meet with funny looking Orlesian Warden: Zere iz e small outbreak of ow you say blight in ze Wetlands. oui need you to deal with it Interesting quest placement
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>>501230837 They don't experience it more quickly but they do things 1000x slower.
>They felt no need to rush when life was endless. They worshiped their gods for months at a time. Decisions came after decades of debate, and an introduction could last for years. Also they didn't even die they just kind of got bored and went to sleep
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>>501229823 It's true because that is the only conclusion to the quest.
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>>501230668 I hated her as Tallis. Felt like someone's special self insert
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>>501231104 >Felicia's OF Anything good? Fart porn? Being pissed on by Georgian men?
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>>501231087 nice schnozz she got there
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>>501229823 It's not true anon it's people trolling like when we trolled saying Bellara is asexual to make weeabos with a yellow fever sad.
You can avoid everything Traash related and send her to die in the ending quest and no, your Rook won't die.
The only characters that you seem forced to kill are either Harding or Davrin, why? I don't know, is it true? Nobody knows.
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Solas did everything wrong. He's an elf, so that's a given, but still.
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>>501231108 >Meet with Inquisito This quest fucked up for me in the weirdest way, i picked a male quanari Inquisitor because that was my first playthrough in Inquisition
Instead a female elf showed up with a male voice
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>more and more people discover the mystery nigga twist Good. Now we only need the hardcore shippers to realise no romance but the Solas one actually matters. I'm awaiting those fireworks.
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>>501231404 >You can avoid everything Traash related and send her to die in the ending quest and no, your Rook won't die. DOING THIS
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>>501231384 As a person who is haunted by a constant awareness of my future demise, I feel seen.
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>Everyone but Lucanis' loyalty done Is it main quest gated or approval? He's hardened and I never used him
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>>501231537 Bioware really just wanted to shove in Solas romance I guess
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>>501230563 u start
>>501231537 I didnt bother making my inquisitor cuz i figured they wouldnt even get 10mins of screentime.
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Veilguard is garbage
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Does the game explain where Bellara is from. Like Asians have never been in DA till now
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>>501231537 >Instead a female elf showed up with a male voice So they did add a trans option for the Inquisitor? Stunning and brave.
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>>501231237 So you get the bad ending unless you do Taash quest, but you can't conclude the quest by denying her? There's no choice in the matter? What choices you DO have in case for her sidequest? Because being railroaded for singular outcome is bullshit for an RPG,
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I wanted to be a red templar this time around :/
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>>501231818 Asians were previously rumored to exists beyond the sea. But elves are now also just spirits in flesh form, so who knows?
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>>501231818 Same could be asked for black elves. Like I'm racist af, but I don't mind Davrin that much, but why does he have to be an elf? That makes no sense at all.
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>>501231818 > Like Asians have never been in DA till now graphics limitations were a thing, you know
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>>501231404 It's true. There's a quest where you go after the Evanuris and you have to make a decision on whether Davrin or Harding is going to lead the charge on a team that's going to distract the gods while you do your own shit. Eventually you face Ghilan'nain and a boss battle ensues. Lucanis tries to get a hit on her with the knife but fails (again), so either Davrin or Harding, depending on your choice, distracts Ghilan'nain by hitting her, and in turn get impaled by her tentacles and die. Afterwards Rook gets thrown into the fade prison which Solas betrays you, escapes and leaves you stranded there. In the fade, you will come face to face with failing your team and failing Davrin/Harding. You also learn that Varric was dead all along.
This quest sequence also has you make a decision between Neve or Bellara to do something dangerous, and they get captured by Elgar'nan who blights them and gives them weird blight magic (but they do not die in the end, unless you haven't done their quests and increased their bond, I PRESUME anyway, my Bellara didn't die at least).
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>>501231678 If he's hardened it's nearly impossible to raise your friendship with him.
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>>501232435 >graphics limitations >graphics limitations prevented squinty eyes retard
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>>501232505 And that's the requirement for their mission? Fucking rip
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>>501232435 >previous engine couldn't render dicks this small and women this ugly True anon, true.
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>>501229016 You're not missing out. Lucanis has the most barebones romance subplot compared to the other companions. There's little to nothing in his romance. The only time Rook and Lucanis share any physical affection is near the very end of the game.
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Bellara should be punched. What an absolute fucking chink.
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>>501232486 Oh, obviously forgot to mention that because Davrin or Harding manages to hurt and distract Ghilly, Lucanis is able to break free from the tentacles and kill Ghilly with the dagger, finally.
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IDK what hardening is and at this point Im afraid to ask.
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>>501232486 But that's so stupid Bioware knows the only losers who like their games are friendless incels and femcel without friends, not being able to keep all companions alive is ridiculous. There has to be a way of saving both Harding and Devrin.
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>>501232523 Yes. Merrill was Asian too, you just never noticed
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>>501232648 I've never felt such an unintentional hatred towards a video game character before. Fuck this flat faced cunt.
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>>501232741 Excuse you Merrill was a Na'vi
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>>501232718 There is no way of saving both of them. One has to die.
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>>501232668 > The edgy mexican steals your glory What a shit game.
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>>501232741 Are there any brothels in Veilguard?
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>>501232741 Idk, she looks elven to me.
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>>501232891 I mean, he is the most mobile one since he can fly, and an assassin, so getting a direct physical hit with the knife is best left for him. And he kind of deserves it for flopping the first (and second) time.
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>>501232741 Asians don't have welsh accents even if they live in wales
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>>501232741 Her eyes are massive though
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>>501233048 When was the last time you visited?
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If going to Minrathous makes Lucanis unromanceable, does going to Treviso do the same to Neve?
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>>501229567 I romanced him on my first DAI run because I'd seen the betrayal memes for years and wanted to see what it was about. The angst of it was great, star-crossed and whatnot. Then finding out more about the lore, I fucking the bald elf. His VA does a good job too. Then playing through VG for the two of them to get minutes of screen time felt pretty empty. Felt like they needed a tidy way to wrap things up and thats what we got. I can't imagine waiting 10 years for that. I wanted more of
>>501230232 and the letters between the gods and Solas too.
The other Evanuris didnt get much screen time either. I remember them saying they wanted to put a lot of focus on companions only to give us companions that move less and are less interactable than other games.
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>>501233126 last month to Cardiff where i visited my Cousins and uncle, all the Asians (mostly Hong Kongers not Indians or Pakistanis) I met didn't speak with a Welsh accents
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>>501233198 According to "journalists", no. They are only pointing out only Lucanis loses all heart options but they haven't said the same about Neve, only that she's harder to romance, i assume because you lose lots of conversations and dialogue options since she's gone for several quests.
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>>501233198 I don't think it does but im not positive
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Do I really need to leave the lighthouse and come back to get to progress a companion?
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>>501231404 Thanks. I hate to go to internet arguments with false info.
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I kinda just don't really care about any of this The Titan shit in Inquisition interested me more than literally any of this shit
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>>501233534 I can't say yes or no, but it MIGHT have the same issue as Inquisition, in that if you do one thing with a companion that involves their person quest or anything else, AND they have another cutscene loaded up as well, you need to travel out of the base and then travel back for the next cutscene to become available.
But I have no idea whether this is true or not, but it definitely was a thing in Inquisition.
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>>501233761 Asexual predator preying on the mentally handicapped
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>>501224268 This is not in the game right? It's funny as something a random person made but as a in-game scene...
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>>501233256 The fact that his romance only locks in and his card changes AFTER he does it. How he immediately turns cold and starts calling you Inquisitor again the next time you speak to him. The hurt in his voice if you pick the option that asks "Why'd I even try to talk to you in the first place?" (The fact that you bothered to talk to and listen to him is why he fell for you in the first place)
It's soooooo good
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let me get this straight Morrigan that had the most character development between games becomes a exposition dumping old turbo slut hag?
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now that the dust has settled, will we get another game after they inevitably fuck up the next me?
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>>501233930 Rooks retarded though so nothing wrong with that
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>>501233930 He's not raping just the theys... but the thems too.
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I can't play today. Election is in full swing and I am shaking too much.
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Let's estimate how old are the companions (physically and mentally) I'll start with Lucanis - 35/30yo
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>>501232578 It personally think it's the unflattering hairdo, not the face per se.
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>>501234050 >shaking too much. Why lol
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>>501234050 Just don't care. Its shrimple :)
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>>501234001 Well... at least she gets to be there with the Inquisitor and Rook while all of you bully Solas into becoming a better person in the end. So that's something, maybe.
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>>501234215 Morrigan would vote, you lazy undemocratic bum
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>>501234050 Me too sister. I haven't been able to sleep even. I'm terrified Trump will win. If Trump wins democracy will be over as we know it. Harding will no longer be able to get abortions. Trans people like Maevarys or Traash will be put in conecntration camps. Homosexual men like Emmerick will be electrocuted. And brown people like Neve and Davrin will be sent back to Africa.
I am shaking.
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>a team >the team >your team >my team >our team Why even make up a nonsense noun like Veilguard if nobody is gonna use it? All the characters keep referring to the group as The Team.
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>>501223163 I'm fighting Darkspawn and genuinely just dodged out of the way thinking I was about to get attacked by one only to realise it was Taash rolling about the battlefield
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>>501234145 Writers have confirmed that
>Traash is the youngest like Sera in Inquis (I don't know how. She looks 40). >Lucanis is mid 30s. >Bellara is early 30s. >Emmrich is early 50s. Harding has to be 30s, not sure about the others.
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>>501234335 I disagree. She would probably go on some edgelord rant about sheeple like she did in the Circle.
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>>501234335 Morrigan wouldn't even know there are votes going on
Solavellanon's points tally: 695
Did I hallucinate it from playing on little sleep or was it said that the fact that the Veil ended up covering the whole world and not just containing the Evanuris was a mistake?
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Morrigan is literally an undocumented immigrant in Ferelden
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>>501234374 The hasty rewrites.
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>>501234572 That means she would vote several times
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>>501234545 Or accident, rather
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>>501234572 she's in ferelden, but ferelden's been in her, if you catch my meaning
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>>501234545 Sounds like heresy either way.
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>>501233256 Honestly I don't know what's worse. Having your Inquisitor romance someone else and get no content but you could headcanon that the Inquisitor will just go back to their love interest and didn't want to tell Rook's dumb ass about it or go the Solavellan route with years of star crossed pining only for it to amount to a couple of minutes at the end of the game. Both sound pretty shit.
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>>501234374 the focus groups just really didn't take to the name Dreadwolf
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>>501234460 Rook is Mid to late 20s?
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>>501234050 Who cares which silicon valley puppet makes it this time?
Do Americans really?
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>>501234754 Veilguard is worse. What the fuck is that
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>>501234846 THE veilguard*
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>>501234170 Every single aspect of that character is abhorrent.
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>>501234907 its SHIT and the color PURPLE
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>>501232415 The Dalish tribe you are from in DAO have black elves. The mother of the city elf origin is a black elf, (Adaia) with orange dreadlocks
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>>501234846 >What the fuck is that It's The Team.
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UGHHH I CAN'T STAND THOSE FUCKING EYEBAGS MY ROOK LOOKS TIRED AS FUCK HOW THE FUCK DO I REMOVE EYE BAGGSSSSS
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>>501234790 Thats up to you. Rook does feel young though
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I want a Bellara spin-off game!
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>>501234790 They definitely feel it with how they keep running to Varric to vent that they don't feel up to the task of being Leader
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They should have named it "Dragon Age: Oblivion" because thats the point that playing it makes me want to drink to.
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>>501235168 change your Complexion
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>>501235247 Truly does feel like Dragon Age: Andromeda
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Veil Guardians, Assemble!
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>>501231818 The same place as Antonio Banderas Elf
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>>501235287 But that's the only good complexion in the game all the other ones are too soft and faggy
>>501235316 There's no eyebag make up option
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>>501234846 I take it they wanted to market the game on the strength of its cast of playable characters, thinking that might be the primary reason why potential customers would take an interest in the game.
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Solving Our Own Dumb Problems Before We Bother Trying to Kill Ancient Elvehn Gods Ghil'anain and Elgar'nanguard
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>>501235410 >and faggy but you are a faggot
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>>501235334 >Next project is Mass Effect: The Veilguard Anonymous
>>501235478 Um excuse me? I'm a he/him cis homosexual. Also you can't say the F word unless you're a faggot yourself, nigger.
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>>501235605 >I'm a he/him cis homosexual ie a faggot
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>>501235442 Imaginary Friend Varric said it was impossible to defeat the gods until everyone had been through their respective therapy course.
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>>501235432 It was going to be dragon age fortnite at some point so yeah
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>>501235031 >black >blond hair >thin lips and nose Uh something doesn't add up here anon.
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>>501235605 Bruh how many Rooks are you making?
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for me, it's fergus's wife
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>>501235971 Legit answer? Bioware was too lazy to make actual nigga models.
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>>501236082 uh
i have some bad news for you king
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>>501235168 is that Johnny Rico?
Solavellanon's points tally: 695
Remember how Solas mentioned he enlisted the help of spirits to help minimize the suffering when he took down the Veil? I thought that was nice of him. Probably would work perfectly and nothing would go wrong either.
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>>501233973 yeah it is fanmade
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>>501233819 Harding is boring whitebread. I know a lot of people wanted a romance-able dwarf but I just cannot give a shit. I started skipping through her dialogue and avoiding her interactions. Should have had an original character in her place.
>>501234000 >>501234725 His entire physical existence is one punch after another. Mythal enables him to become pride and Lavellen enables him to become wisdom. A couple of minutes at the end for them to walk into the black and white fade prison. Or is it? I didnt fully understand what part of the fade they were going to. The Evanuris were in the golden city and that was blighted, Solas said it was terrible but Solas loves the fade, and the fade changes in relation to everything. So was it a good place or bad place.
>>501235612 He and Manfred feel like they came out of a Diana Wynne Jones book and I love it.
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>introduced themselves, established that Lucanis is dead and then made a TWEEST out of the fact he's still alive all within a fucking minute Every time i think the writing can't get worse it surprises me again and again. Is there a rock bottom somewhere?
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>>501236154 I don't think an attempt was made.
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>>501235390 Neve would be so hot if she had real tits and two real legs
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>>501236372 he said he was only expecting a few thousand (given the size of Minrathous hundreds of thousands) casualties!
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>Okay so the whole southern half of the continent has gone to hell in a handbasket because of darkspawn and millions are dying by the minute so as our first order of business IS DOCK TOWN OKAY?!?!1? Neve I will take your goddamn leg away at some point if this keeps up
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>>501236523 Why does their team get color coded uniforms and my team doesn't?
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>go do 1-2 companion "quests" (really just go here and listen to a conversation) >come back, every single person has an exclamation mark on their pfp god this shit is dragging out
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>>501233819 The titan wellspring was cool in inquisition, with its weird dwarf cultist protectors
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>>501236515 They should've had Valta instead of Harding for the Titan stuff.
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Alright, how BAD is the game really? Is it THAT bad or is it servicable on the level of Inquisition or DA2? It's hard to get actual information about the game due to the woke/anti-woke war going on. Is it worth playing? I kinda want to play for Bellara. Hope she has enough content. I loved DA once but it's been so long I no longer care about the lore unless DAV will make me care again. Currently I'm finishing BG3 and I loved it.
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>>501236047 I've had the same Rook since days ago, I just keep changing stuff in character creation. I wish he looked manlier and more badass but it's impossible with this goofy disney character creator.
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>>501236917 Apparently you didn't need to dig so deep, there was a titan way closer to the surface all along.
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>>501237003 Gameplay is serviceable
Story drags out
Companions aren't anything to write home about
Companion stories also drag the fuck out
Lore is raped to death and has nothing interesting going on
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>>501237003 Gameplay is alright and that is kinda important for a game
Dialogue is massively cringe for the most part, especially Bellara's
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>>501237003 gameplay wise its average. Story wise if you've enjoyed the world and lore up to now each new layer uncovered will make you hate it slightly more, otherwise also average.
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>>501234979 Can't agree there. But I also got yellow fever, so there's that.
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>>501237003 Ugh straight men are sick in the head. No wonder you're interested in Veilguard just for the ugly quirky bug woman. What a sad lonely incel you must be. Imagine if you went outside and touched grass instead of using RPGs to pretend a femoid loves you.
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>>501237003 >I kinda want to play for Bellara. What is wrong with your brain? Have you LISTENED to her?
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>>501237003 Not bad per se, but I got really bad motion sickness when I fired this up.
Going to pass tonight messing with the settings and reading Elden Ring: The Road to the Erdtree
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>>501237003 It's serviceable. I wouldn't say it's worse than DA2. And I really, really don't like DA2, but even DA2 could be serviceable. For whatever it's worth Veilguard is at least better than that.
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>>501237003 imagine da2 but with only green or purple options and god of war combat
>DAV will make me care again they're pulling all the lore bits out by the root
loghain's withdrawal was actually due to the urging of an evil dark organization behind the scenes this whole time
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>>501236523 it's like a fantasy Saints Row picture
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NOBOODYY TALKS LIKE THISSSS UGHHH WHY DON'T THE TRANNY WRITERS FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER OR ARE THEY SO AFRAID OF HR AND SEXUAL HARRASSMENT THEY DON'T EVEN INTERACT WITH COWORKERS
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>>501235168 embrace it
rook should have a thousand yard stare over the shit he went through
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goddamn, the LoF mage outfit is amazingly fruity, I'm almost tempted to pick it frankly
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>>501237534 I look like that and I talk like that. Cope.
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>it's yet ANOTHER outing with Davrin
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> If you're playing a male character you unlock dialogue options like being so fed up of women talking you can just walk away How relatable.
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>>501237224 The internet doesn't lack material to jerk off to bug women, I don't need them in my games.
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>>501235432 They needed to inject more weebshit if they wanted to stand out. Just putting the team's name in the title wouldn't do it. Metaphor: ReFantazio doesn't tell me shit about what's going on with anything, but a slender elf knightess with bright red hime-cut hair will easily catch my interest.
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>>501237637 Those better not be important cultural artifacts! Gotta return those back to where they belong like all the nice pirates do
Solavellanon's points tally: 695
Alright I turned the game back on and I just wanna say now if it turns out that the Gloom Howler is Isseya that will make no freaking sense and I'm going to deduct points.
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>>501237889 the last time they did that a qunari army tried to murder them so there's that
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> I'm craving Lucanis ass Was that dialogue option really necessary? ugh.
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>>501237920 >Isseya Literally who?
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>>501237637 You don't get that armor until like the end of the game. The whole first 20 hours you use the hobo armor.
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>>501238056 what the fuck
don't mention actually tasty things in a shit game
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>>501238094 The person who
both made griffons extinct and saved the last clutch of eggs as her penance for it Anonymous
What's up with Bellara hate? Gooks are cute and she has a cute romance.
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>>501238292 She's unironically the only positive surprise of the cast. Her introduction misrepresents her because she's basically a romanceable ME1 Tali
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>it's just Mass Effect 2 with a little bit of Adromeda in a fantasy disguise
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>>501238292 Bellara is great
only /v/incel tourists hate her
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>>501238292 Her dialogue is abysmal and she's the epitome of "Erm, sorry >.< I guess I scienced too hard..." It borders on Big Bang Theory dialogue but without the laughtrack.
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>>501237297 That's why you romance her. Find something better to occupy that mouth with.
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What the fuck the mama mia grandma mafia pasta pasta is dead? I thought the dialogue option said she was kidnapped?
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>>501238292 I'm tempted to romance her, but already decided to go for Neve this run
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>>501235656 I thought he was using not-Varric to spy on them. I actually did not see that twist coming and after it I realized none of the other characters interacted with him. I thought they had just fucked up with writing him.
>>501236962 Valta is a statue now or something. Again I tabbed my way through Harding's stuff.
>>501237003 It's very pretty. The companions aren't as horrible as I was expecting.The writing is safe and modern and overly positive but weak. Rook is cartoony and I know I've seen the same goddamn character before I just can't figure out where. There are cinematic parts I thought that had good visual direction. Combat is fine.
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>>501238397 >it's just Mass Effect 2 ME2 was a collection of amazing action and sci-fi movie tropes. Don't you dare to compare this vacuous, meandering mess to it.
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>>501238596 She isn't dead. Wasn't for me.
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>>501238649 Mass Effect 2 was shit.
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>>501237637 Why is Isabela wearing the mage outfit?
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>>501238628 Why do darkspawn glow now? And where are all the demons this time around?
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>>501238752 She is a whore
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> Buy tea thingy for Lucanis > "Quest added to journal" > "give gift to companion" > Approach companion > Lucanis: For me? :) > Shows teacup > Cutscene ends Amazing.
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>DAO >harden character >get threesome >DAV >harden character >locked out of romance a true return to forum
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>>501238889 This was super disappointing. You can give a gift to all the companions and they only have like 2-3 words to say about it. Like what's the point?
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>>501238649 It's the same shit of 'we have this important mission' but is actually just a bunch of recruitment missions and the character's personal quests to get them ready for the grand finale with a few 'priority missions' thrown in. You even have a dogshit suicide mission at the end
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>>501238752 She wants to fuck (everyone but Rook). Mage Rook also wants to fuck, but doesn't get to.
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>>501238785 >Why do darkspawn glow now? Ghil
>And where are all the demons this time around? There were demons. Pride, rage, and despair. They were wearing the cloaks mostly.
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>>501238982 >Like what's the point? A haphazard attempt at given players something familiar. While not putting the effort into it. That's why everything feels so shallow.
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>>501238889 >>501238982 they literally went through a checklist of things to add to the game to make it seem like a DA game
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>>501238292 >insert character from a kids movie into a franchise where women are abducted by monsters to be raped, beaten, force fed blood and bile in order to become breeding factories for more monsters >wHy tHe hAtE gUyS? Anonymous
>giving morrigan the gold mirror why does nothing in veilguard have such soul
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>>501238397 Nah this is just the worst parts Dragon Age 2 and Inquisition fused.
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Every since I started playing this game I've been having weird dreams. I had a dream of a black widow spider in my room and a big cocoon of young black widow spiders and today I had a dream that a homeless guy peed on my leg. I never had such dreams before. The fuck this game did to me.
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>>501239202 >he didn't find the entry the darkspawn stopped doing that because it was apparently not efficient
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>>501239289 Because characters such as bellara or traash have non to begin with.
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> Go to Treviso > Kino tranny fucker Viper dies > Go to Minrathous > The annoying Sombra ghetto niggress doesn't die I've been scammed.
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>>501238292 >please like this shallow and annoying character! she is [race] Die.
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They explode now?
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>>501239417 >not even darkspawn want to spit in the mouths of bug elf women They have some self awareness and common sense after all.
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Nobody talks like this.
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I have decided to uninstall Dragon Age: The Veilguard after playing for 30 hours. Thoughts on this surprising development?
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>>501239476 >Viper fucks the FTM tranny they ruined the one decent character, just make him a normal fag jfc
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what the fuck?? you need to save MInrathous for a good ending???
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>>501239807 After 2000 years they suddenly stopped gangraping dwarven women?
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why can't I get this outfit
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>>501238292 She doesn't belong in DA, but im sure the same was said about Merill
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>>501233198 Neve romance apparently becomes unavailable too if you save Antiva.
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>>501240163 So romancing Lucanis is a bad call lol!
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>>501240246 why would you want to? its ugly and frumpy
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>>501240163 I got the good
solavellan ending after saving treviso.
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>>501240424 Literally. It's like the team went out of their way to stymie Lucanis.
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>>501240163 what even is the good ending? Solas always ends up locked in the fade, frankly I hate him so much I'd rather it was unwilling, and I'm not bothered if any of these people die.
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>>501240228 They stopped and rethought their whole process after the arrival of gook elves and how disgusting they are.
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Isn't the difference between neutral and good endings is if you fuck over Solas or he goes willingly or not? Who gives a shit what he wants?
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>can't have racism against elves >can have this truly amazing
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>>501240771 kek, rare based moment in the game.
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>>501240764 Honestly the trick him with the fake dagger one seems best since you've out-tricked the dread wolf.
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VEILGUARD ASSEMBLE
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It's so badly thoughout as well. Why not have the Elven Gods manipulate the Venatori by using their control over the old gods? Then it would kind of make sense why a Tevinter supremacist organization would follow them instead of just throwing it all away to worship ELVEN (slaves btw) gods
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i apologize for every bad thing i said about DA2 and Inquisition Merrill and Iron Bull are masterpieces in writing compared to the entirety of Veilguard
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DONT' TALK TO ME UNTIL I HAD MY COFFEEEE HAHAHAHA AMIRITE?
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I'm sure Dread Wolf would have been a better game
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>>501241121 You're still after Lucanis' affections even knowing his romance lacks amongst all of the companions?
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Wair you're telling me they destroyed Ferelden, Free Marches and Orlais offscreen? Everyone from the previous games is fucking dead?
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>>501241392 Yes, and also caused by Elves.
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>>501241316 Honey i don't believe anything i read in 4chan. I literally played pahtfinder wrath of the righteous because 4chan lied to me and told me each path was a complete different game. I am still seething over how much of a linear garbage it is.
You can tell me Lucanis doesn't even have a kiss scene and i will still go after him. Or Davrin, i haven't decided yet. But i don't believe shit. You're probably a faggot who wants to keep Lucanis hairy ass all for yourself, selfish bitch.
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>>501241392 quit this dogshit game after 3 hours but what?
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>>501241542 >You can tell me Lucanis doesn't even have a kiss scene kek, he actually doesn't
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>>501240771 >can't be Carta >can't be Venatori >can't be Red Templar >can't be Promiser I just wanna be a dick, it shouldn't be such a tall ask.
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>>501241634 No you are a heckin wholesome hero
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Is it Veilteam or Teamguard?
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>>501241542 I romanced Emmerich and got two kisses in which you don't actually see lips touch and implied skeleton sex because there was no actual scene, just waking up in underwear.
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>>501241807 >implied skeleton sex Umm, what
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>>501241392 >Everyone from the previous games is fucking dead? I doubt any former party member died, maybe some name npcs like Anora and Sandal
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I'm honestly surprised how prudish bioware were the relationships. Its such a departure from form for them.
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>>501241392 Yes and its frustrating since the fate of Southern Thedas could have worked really well with imported worldstates. For instance if you keep the wardens in Orlais they could push it back, but Weisshaupt would be weaker, and vice versa.
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>>501241392 There was no saving the lore - they needed to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new DA will be born.
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>>501241909 I pushed him to become a lich. He's a skeleton. A charming and gorgeous skeleton.
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>>501242032 I was never mad about that if it let them invest time in other things. But I didn't get other things.
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>>501242189 >destroying all the good lore and replacing it with veilguard slop A good way to make me drop the franchise for good ngl
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>>501241542 >You can tell me Lucanis doesn't even have a kiss scene and i will still go after him. He does...at the very end of the game thoughbeit.
>You're probably a faggot who wants to keep Lucanis hairy ass all for yourself, selfish bitch. I denounce your language Farquaad. But trust me I would have loved to see Lucanis's bare ass. Just as much as you do. Taking a whiff of it like how he savors the scent of his coffee. Sadly you don't get to see it.
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>>501242286 Based. Getting boned, LITERALLY. Why play Dragon Age if you aren't going to fuck demons, skeletons or gods?
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>>501242434 you'll love Taash and respect her pronouns
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>>501242609 >Why play Dragon Age if you aren't going to fuck demons, skeletons or gods? You're supposed to kill and defeat them not sleep with them.
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Solas:>What would you do if you had the power of a God? Rook:>I'll tell ya what I'd do, man. >Two chicks at the same time, man.
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why do we need an Avengers team meeting after every plot development?
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>>501242956 Because it's fun, fatty.
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So we've had 14 /dag/ threads not counting this one so far and that's at least 10k posts and no one has talked about the gameplay at all what's up with that
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>>501243176 What are you talking about not a single thread someone doesn't complain that they have to move when playing mage or that warriors can't use two handed swords.
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>>501242609 I didnt think they'd actually go through with it because of the implications for the romance. But I would fucking love to be a magical glittering green glowing skeleton living in a mossy ruin so it works for me.
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>>501243176 Try looking on one of those 14 threads
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>Maevaris tells me a coming out story How MUCH trans stuff is there!?
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Me and my boyfriends (all 3 are bottoms)
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>>501243496 So who exactly is going to top them? Emmrich?
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>>501243423 Everything about the Shadow Dragons and Lords of Fortunes is r/traaaaaaans.
There's Maevarys, there's the FtM freak in love with Viper and there's Traaaaash.
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>>501240532 >good ending >Inquisitor literally traps herself in the fade Not my Inquisitor
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>>501243301 >>501243379 >>501243493 Excellent, thanks for the help guys.
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>>501243749 Taash is non-binary, not transgender. Since you're a bigot I know you're an idiot but at least try to target your ignorance correctly.
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Can you dress up your dollies in DAV or do they stay in their default armor all the time?
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>>501244064 They have different outfits exclusive to each of them. Much like Dragon Age 2.
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So besides Corypheus, who is lost in the Fade, there are:>Appraiser of Slavery >Architect of the Works of Beauty >Augur of Mystery >Forgewright of Fire >Madman of Chaos >Watchman of Night So where the hell are these guys? The Old Gods are back, the biggest and baddest Blight ever kicked off, and these guys appear to be nowhere near it.
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> All the elves so far have been effeminate gross ugly twink fucks > Here comes BBC Davrin to man up the elves Kino.
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>>501243838 Who cares, same flavor of mental illness.
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>>501243838 Explain the difference in simple terms or you're being a pedant
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Why am I here? Veilguard is so shit I had to quit it, I miss this general from Inquisition times so much. and the game actually had things to discuss about Mages or Templars Spirit Cole or Human Cole
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So far it seems like running 2 companions(female) that can proc your detonation seems to be the go0to for NM given how much rage you build up in the fights. The converter really doesn't like the pink floyd effects
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> Hate black men IRL > Always romance them in RPGs Why am i like this? Davriinnn here i comeeeeee
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>>501223273 A whore is preferable to whatever the fuck Taash, Bellara and Harding are supposed to be.
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>>501244454 >Never ask a man his income >A woman her age >And a racial supremacist what skin color his boyfriend is >>501244314 >Why am I here? To shit on SMT 4A and V with me, perhaps?
>>501244135 Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain decided they weren't part of the cool kids club.
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>>501244454 because you are a white woman
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>>501243176 We did last thread though.
>"This game is built for warriors" >"Yes" >"Okay but if you just bring Harding-" >"I rest my case" Anonymous
>>501244780 idk, you melt through groups with mage by stacking arcane bombs
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>>501244724 >a white woman anon...
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Are mages shit at low level and then become broken once you are able to spam spells?
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>>501242286 how does that even work
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>>501244454 you are just as brown
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>>501244454 Black men in video games are usually down-to-earth cool guys without many glaring flaws or issues. Which works for and against them.
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>>501244314 Mages, time travel is cool
Human, it's very easy to tell which one was right when one option is being pushed by Solas, and the other by Varric
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>>501244135 Imagine if they'd brought Corypheus back for this horseshit
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>>501244135 Isn't the architect in the deep roads somewhere
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>>501245543 Mages are cunts
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>>501244856 It's all fun and games until you get to the double dragon fight. Mages can clear waves of low-tier mooks but struggle against beefier enemies imo
>>501245276 In theory, I could see it. But being a warrior and just being good at spin-slashing through everything at every level is much more intuitive to the point going mage seems like playing on hard mode.
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>>501245584 >Corypheus learns that his "gods" are petty politicking cunts Actually who am I kidding, Corypheus was so mindbroken that he'd willingly submit to the Eluvanis mind control bond.
>>501245543 >time travel is cool >Nobody uses time travel in-game to just prevent Solas from unleashing Egbert and Ghislaine Doubt
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>>501245341 If bioware had animated the scene I could tell you but they didnt. Technically he doesnt need the body parts just "objects". Also he's a fade mage
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>>501246002 The time travel was restricted to only go from the moment the veil opened to far in the future, so it wouldn't really let us stop the gods from getting out
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>>501246150 But what if we got REALLY good at time travel? The gods are just really good wizards
like the Ascians in FF14 so maybe it's just a skill issue
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>>501225658 Clockwise from top left:
>Serious middle-aged pajeet. Fancies herself as the offical wife of the harem and tries to assert herself as white man's second in command. Fantasies of being able to "femdom" her white lover, but melts instantly when her blue-eyed master pushes her down. Not so well hidden masochist tendencies, gets off from having her prosthetic violently fondled.
>Nonbinary mommy issues wreck Not part of the harem, but kept on orbit because xir will aggressively cockblock any unwelcome advances from outside of the circle by hitting on them. Subconsciously knows that all zir friends are white man's bedwenches but rationalizes her support for it through olympic tier mental gymnastics. Secretly wishes that white man showed even a sliver of attention towards qir.
>Cute but aspergers azn elf Claims to be attracted exclusively to white men because they are so funny and quirky (just like her!), but is actually attracted to their indifferent dominance. Dreams of day when her dalish slave markings signal loyalty to white human master rather than some decrepit ancient elves posing as gods.
>Ginger ranger Insanely racist, but mostly because fears lsing her mate to coloured vixens. Is friendly with rest of harem in private, mostly because they share her beliefs. Franticly uses every trick of the book in trying to get her lover to cum inside, and bear his children first. Hopes that the children inherit her red locks.
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>>501245750 He could be anywhere, really. There's a time lapse of twenty years between Awakening and Veilguard.
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This game has the Inquisition effect. In inquisition no matter what character you made you always looked the same as others in cutscenes because your face would turn into default for the animation rigging to work. You could make a huge bazoonka nose and it will turn pretty just for the cutscene, same with lips, lip thickness, position, etc. Now this game is constantly changing my Rook's nose, lips, lip thickness, lip position, ears, chin, etc. for the stupid cutscenes.
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This is the worst boss fight in the game my god what the fuck were they thinking
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>>501246538 Sometimes when I Ioad a save my Rook is completely different and bald. It goes away if you load up the character creator and resave your Rook.
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>>501246832 >We want the Soulsborne audience probably, judging from the double dragons fight
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>>501246846 That happens if you installed the game on HDD instead of SDD.
But what i'm talking about is there's a default preset for cutscenes that deform your Rook's face to match whatever emotion the game wants you to have.
I made a perfectly cute nose and in all cutscenes my Rook looks indian.
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>>501246846 This is somehow Solas' fault
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>>501223163 >>501243176 which rook fits the story better in anons' opinions? rogue or mage? mage usually feels better as the protagonist but this time around i'm not sure i'm 100% feeling it other than the idea of the PC mirroring solas' rebellion.
that said, everything else from the promo material to the intro barfight to rook generally being uninformed about everything and "thinking in straight lines" makes me feel like the rogue is a better archetypal fit.
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>>501246846 That is the devs subtly reminding you of your inevitable baldness, not a bug.
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>>501247170 Aw shit, good times.
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>>501246909 it's not a skill issue, it's a legitimately terribly designed boss fight
>CONSTANTLY moves around >CONSTANTLY spawns enemies >CONSTANTLY uses the attack that fucking HEALS it's MASSIVE health pool meaning you CANNOT be close to it >CONSTANTLY uses the attack that fucking gives it's a barrier Anonymous
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>>501247575 only paladins can lead parties as a warrior and there's no templar class anymore. disqualified.
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>>501247456 Yeah I know exactly which boss you mean, gave me a hard time too. Picrel helped me out tho.
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>>501247170 The game starts with you beating up people with your fists.
Mage and Rogue are awful for that.
Also you don't get your first warrior companion until like 15 hours into the game, you get 2 rogues and 2 mages until then.
So I'd say Warrior and especially Grey Warden since the blight and darkspawn are part of the main story.
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>>501247170 Warrior.
>>501247867 Rook never behaves like a zealot driven by ideological convictions more complex than "I want to protect my bros and the world", he acts more like the team dad who talks down to squabbling children. So I contend that warrior unironically is the most fitting class, because it's the one that suggests worldly experience and authority to get your dumb squaddies to stop fighting over nothing.
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>>501247998 I did
still dogshit
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>>501243838 if I ask a non-binary gendered person what their sex is or what biological parts they were born with, are they going to tell me?
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>>501248075 >>501248121 okay, but what if i think warriors are lame and boring? would you then be able to answer the A or B multiple choice question provided with something other than C?
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>>501248075 >So I'd say Warrior and especially Grey Warden since the blight and darkspawn are part of the main story. There's a downside to that, with Rook being a dumbass and not knowing or recognizing obvious things a Warden should.
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>>501248398 Varric hired him because hes retarded
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>>501248382 Just play a mourn watch reaper and you’re basically doing magic and are still a fucking nerd
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I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Velanna.
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>>501248382 If you think Warriors are lame and boring then you're a retard because it has the most fun gameplay.
> Guys what fits Rook the most > NOOO DON'T TELL ME WHAT FITS HIM THE MOST JUST UHH TELL ME ROGUE PLEASE! Rogue doesn't fit Rook at all considering how forced you are to being heroic and a big dumb brute, outright in the beginning you have a "CHARGE FORWARD" sacrificial type moment that makes no sense for a crafty Rogue or a smart mage.
The game is designed for a warrior. You don't wanna go warrior, don't complain your Rook feels off putting.
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>forgot to enchant skills till level 30 He, me smart
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>>501248382 Yes. I'd just wordlessly gesture at mages struggling to compete with warriors in gameplay, as irrefutable proof that it is better to be a powerhouse on the battlefield than a nerd in robes frantically spamming the only spells that matter.
>>501248398 Rook at no point was hired for his intelligence, so if the shoe fits wear it. He's most famous for refusing to follow orders on a specific mission.
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>>501238292 Every masterpiece has it's cheap imitation
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>>501246279 Anon, you know who has actually pulled the strings here.
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>>501248743 Disgusting furry.
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>>501248628 Mage apparently gets fucking busted later but you have to slog through 30 levels of kiting first
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The Architect was right. Darkspawn can be rehabilitated. Coexistence is possible. They are not a scourge sent by an angry Maker. They are a symptom of the Titans' trauma. They need therapy, not war.
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I would play warrior if Bioware didn't randomly decide to scrap greatswords because I don't know they were too chud coded or something
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>>501248398 >not knowing or recognizing obvious things a Warden should. Such as?
My Warden comments on feeling the blight, knowing about Darkspawn, etc. at every point. And he has conversations about who the warden are, is recognized by others as a Warden, etc.
Nobody knows about the new type of Darkspawn because they are literally new, even other Warden characters like Davrin don't understand them.
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shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
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>>501238292 she belongs to elven men
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>go back to lighthouse >see this
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>>501249005 > I clearly want to go rogue... > But rogue doesn't fit at all... > WHY WON'T YOU GIVES GIVE ME VALIDATION Rogue doesn't fit. At all. Rook is dumb, headstrong, hands on, physically strong and physically violent.
You're never ever gonna use your bow or daggers in cutscenes. Ever.
Seethe.
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So which background is the best lore wise for a good experience?
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>>501249210 Warden and it's not close
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>>501249210 Grey Warden (blight theme + archdemons) > Veil Jumper (old gods, Solas) > Shadow Dragon (Tevinter plot) >>>>>>>>>>>>> uninstalling >>>>>>>>> picking the other irrelevant origins
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>>501249210 Definitely Warrior.
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>>501249005 You clearly had an answer before you asked your question. If you wanted to have the RIGHT answer, you should've made a better argument than "b-but wizards are badass!!"
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>>501249054 the griffon gets its own damn icon?
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>>501249386 >>501249431 What about that Lords of Fortune or whatever? I see a lot of people picking it.
>>501249329 >>501249484 I think that's class, no?
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>>501249574 So does Manfred
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>>501247170 female mage elf ofc
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As soon as I saw I can't be a blood mage I deleted this garbage Fuck nubioware
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>>501249210 Since the series started with a warden, it may as well die with one
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>>501249431 I don’t think I’ve seen a single person who picked veil jumper not complain about it
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The way they make callbacks to Rook's backstory makes it feel like there was supposed to be a playable origin. It feels like starting the game at Ostagar and then having everyone bring up the massacre of the Cousland household.
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>>501249625 >female mage elf There are exactly three things wrong in your post and I trust you are smart enough to figure them out.
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>>501248743 Well there's something positive about Bellara then. She isn't a dirty furry.
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>>501249606 >I see a lot of people picking it. Honestly. 100% of the reason people picked Lord of Fortune is because the mage armor is extremely slutty and people had no idea you weren't even gonna start the game with that slut armor.
Outside of that, i can POTENTIALLY see Lord of Fortune as the "fully independent + dragon hunter" type of protagonist that feels if you don't want to be a mary sue or attached to other groups.
Being an Antiva Crow or Necromancer or even Warden brings a lot of baggage, like as a Warden you're even confronting that you are breaking your oath by disregarding all the Warden stuff.
Lord of Fortune is the only protagonist that makes you feel like you're fully your own character rather than tied to an organization (since Lords of Fortune are basically just literal who free mercenaries)
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>>501249681 Death caller is the same shit but actually thematically appropriate.
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>>501249839 Does anyone have some good pictures of Isabela, for science?
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>>501248897 Don't I know it.
Owlcat made a qt, asian wizard who is as fealess as she's flat. They were so close to perfection.
And then they did what they did; I went to nameless ruins to see if it would start a romance, and found the shittiest turn of events in the whole game.
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>>501249708 Oh they are complaining about it?
I supposed they have shit content regarding amount of dialogues, mentions, etc. and the companion you connect with the most is gonna be Bellara who is unbearable.
But from a lore point of view, Veil Jumper is the only one that makes you fit in as "this is a plot about elven gods and the veil and i study both of those".
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>>501227870 Dorian is objectively the most handsome guy of DAI tho
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>>501249746 Sure, that's fair. This is what also puts her above Taash.
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>>501249987 What happened? Spoil me please.
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>>501250015 Cullen, Varric, Blackwall, the black guy from the Templar's quest and Iron Bull are a million times hotter than Indian Dorian.
I'd honestly rather fuck Samson than Dorian.
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>>501249996 veil jumper veil ranger of the veilguard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else
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>>501250114 She forgot she was a kitsune
Solavellanon's points tally: 695
Anyone else start singing Crossroads by Bone Thugs N Harmony everytime they go to the Crossroads? See you at the crossroads crossroads crossorads so you won't be lonelyyyyy
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>>501250190 You're wrong on all of these except maybe Blackwall
You're a tasteless fag
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>>501250308 Enjoy not even being able to kiss Dorian without his big ass nose poking your eyes out, retard.
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>>501250290 >Anyone else start singing Crossroads by Bone Thugs N Harmony everytime they go to the Crossroads? every day, every day, every day... and we pray and we pray
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I love my son Manfred
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>>501249210 Veil Jumpers are connected to elves and their lore, and are the first faction you meet up with after the Solas mess
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>>501250205 I went with the tevintsr rebellion one because it gives the best bonus
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Fable:>Morrigan: Ah, yes, the Dreadwolf's lightshouse. A place said to connect to every eluvian in existence Reality:>It connects to a terrifying and dangerous place filled with horrors in between each eluvian connected elsewhere Morrigan always was the romantic.
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>>501250380 But I like Dorian especially because of his big nose, brown skin and general med features :S
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>>501250205 Nice try Bellara but I'm not joining your lame ass hippie group
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>>501250558 Morrigan has grown up from her edgy young adult days, and has started to look at the bright side of things
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Bros Rook is kinda growing on me as a lovable retard
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>>501249865 Death caller is obviously just DAO spirit school, laaaaame
(Although I do love walking bomb
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>>501250612 > I like med men! > He's a flamboyant stereotypical ugly fruity hairless and shaved "fashionista" I thought the appeal of med men was masculine hyper hairy tanned men with strong facial features.
Not a guy who says he knows how to feminine dance while wearing silky courtains.
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>>501250558 It's kind of lucky there are no giant spider fear spirits coming over to investigate your crew amidst the apocalypse going on, like the one in Inquisition
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Anyone else feel detonations are a trap? Or, at least the rogue debuff (extra dmg to enemies) shouldn't be detonated at all.
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>>501250785 Ah come on he's not THAT zesty
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>>501251038 Anything that isn't wading in and drawing circles of death around everything near you is a trap.
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>>501251071 He literally is. Honestly if DAI had been released in 2024 instead of 2014 he wouldn't be the gay character but the character transitioning into woman.
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>>501251330 If he was released in 2024 he'd have that shitty sidecut that all game develoeprs of a certain political persuasion seem to feel represents themselves
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>>501251330 You aren't seriously reminiscing about the golden age of gay gaming, aren't you?
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Solas when my Rook wants to ask him a question: >Answer my question and Ill answer yours >*do the his question bit* >Okay, ask away >Rook: So whats up with the tevinter gods and the blighted dragons? Arent they kinda the same thing, whats up with that plothole? >THERE NEVER WERE ANY TEVINTER GODS OR ARCHDEMONS >AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA >IT WAS ALWAYS THE ELVEN GODS >YEAH, THATS RIGHT >ELFLYF4LYF NIGGAAAAÀAAAAA >ORIGINS CANON AINT SHEEEEEEEET >GIT FUKT ROUNDEARBOIIIIIII >*dabs* >Rook wakes ups just fucking shoot me already.... by the fuckin Maker.... Not even His light can illuminate these dark paths I now walk.
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>>501251561 This is the gayest website on the internet after all
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>>501251629 kill all elves
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>>501251761 Elves are first in line for Thedas wide genocide, especially in wake of their chimp out
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Solas is winning the race...
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>>501250114 >She's a furry >And it inserts as her base form; so unless you keep her around always, she reverts back to furry >And to make it worse, there is ZERO character progression after that. Her story picks up again only 4 acts (easily 100+ hours later, at the end of the game), and only if you do painful collection quest and solve one of the most tedious puzzles in crpg history. And to make it worse, the revelation at the end is WORTH;- and had much more sauce left for at least two romances, and four interesting character quests. Sure solving stupid puzzles is in-character for her, but there should have been room for some kino foreshadowing. Instead, you go to nameless ruins, get reveal that she's a furry, and then absolutely fucking nothing except le funny joke interludes.
Even if it's fun to watch her troll Baphomet and Areelu every tiem you meet Anonymous
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>>501248743 >>501252192 Meanwhile, the tradeoff for romancing Galfrey is that you have to romance Galfrey. The perk, of course, is that you get to make the queen that was ruining your campaign bend over for you.
Damn I love Wrath of the Righteous. It's rough, weirdly paced in places, and has it's fair share of people fucking you over. But I respect that it gives you the freedom to fuck yourself over despite having a "correct path" (Angel. And Gold Dragon, according to some), and the way characters bounce off each other is much more fun than in BG3. Let alone this game.
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>"Dragons wouldn't have kings, they'd have KWEENS" It's amazing how every time Taash makes me reconsider if maybe, I've judged her too harshly, she says something stupid and arrogant enough to realise that no. She absolutely sucks.
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>>501250205 It's the feet isn't it?
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>>>/wsg/5725703 crossposting because just how fuckin done with it all my Rook sounds kinda makes the scene.
Also: First scene that kinda made me go based while playing. Only because the subtext is:
>Holy fucking Maker just shut the fuck up. Whatever the fuck the game throws at us, *I,* the PLAYER-FUCKING-CHARACTER will get it fuckin dun. Just shutthefuggup, and proc my kick det like a good colonist slut. Director's commentary of this post: [spoiler}
>12w222222222222222222222 is what my cat typed out while chasing a moth
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>>501253608 We love feet here so much it's unreal.
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>>501253674 Holy based also your Rook is cute.
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>>501250205 >>501253608 >>501253750 I hear talk about feet but no one posts any to prove their claims.
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>>501253674 Rook is so dumb it’s kinda charming
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>>501253750 I'm not into feet myself, but I do think it's an interesting cultural quirk that makes the elves a bit more unique.
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>a fucking cage activated by a lever like a cartoon villain
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>>501250205 i'm veiling so hard right now guys
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>>501254173 >>501253674 Rook is the Ethan Winters of Dragon Age, a based retard too stupid to comprehend he is fighting things that (on paper) are stupidly more powerful than the foretold, more explicitly wanked protagonists of previous games spent their entire game gearing up to fight.
Like holy fuck Rook is "not special" and despite the actual execution being a shitshow, we have gotten to the point where Archdemons are midbosses with phases instead of singular apocalyptic events.
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>>501254546 Culturally speaking the standard Mary Sue type fantasies also went from simply "I'm so special" to "I'm not special (but I totally am) (because I'm not) (and that's why I am)".
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>>501254784 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaI-EOVpDvo The reaction to this ESO trailer says it all, really.
>Silence, oracle. I do not wish to change the world and fulfil prophecies, I only want to be a level 15 human fighter that can bitchslap spells and wrestle Nords. As a BRETON. Anonymous
>>501254546 To be fair every DA mc is kind of a literally who. Quizzie just walked into the wrong room looking for the bathroom or something.
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>>501254394 Thank god he isn't in Veilguard. Imagine how they'd fuck him over.
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>>501254546 Being a Grey Warden puts you exactly on the same powerlevel as HoF. If not higher because Rook is older + did heroic deeds.
Other origins don't have the Warden super power, but also other origins are not canon.
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If you play a mourn watch rook that glorious retard solved a major political dispute by just murdering the guy and now carries an urn of his ashes around just to really rub it in.
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>>501254918 >As a BRETON Short kings... I kneel...
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>>501254919 Didn't Quizzie having the Anchor imbued in his hand give him some extra mojo? Origins Warden is, well, a Warden. I would say Hawke is the only true literal who. Hawks is just a Blight survivor from a mage family, with a really good hype man in Varric, who doesn't actually accomplish any goal except getting rich in the Deep Roads
>>501255089 ...might be confirmation bias but I kind of assumed Rook wasn't THAT great as a Warden just because of how little respect you get from the First Warden.
But then again, Bioware Council-niggers
Solavellanon's points tally: 695
>Harding and Emmrich are going on a recreational camping trip in god forsaken blighted Ferelden while the ancient elven gods Ghila'nain and Elgar'nan still undealt with The Veilguard doesn't deserve to succeed. Maybe me and Solas should murder The Veilgaurd personally.
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>>501255262 >At least one of them STILl has the gall to remind you that Elgar'nan and Ghila'nain are free and you should do something about it afterwards Anonymous
>>501255231 >wasn't THAT great as a Warden I got the opposite considering everyone loves us BUT the corrupt first warden and our heroic deed is mentioned every 5 minutes and Varric is obsessed with it.
What i got is the Wardens are lawful while our rook is a chaotic shithead quick to break rules.
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>>501254516 It even comes like that in the very first solas cutscene
>Solas is making a scene with this ritual, but if we sneak out there, topple that pillar that will fall onto other pillars they weill all fall like domiones which will knock down that marble atop that wall which will roll through that launder and hit a teapot that will drop it's boiling contents on a dog that will then run around in pain and knock down a lever which will activate the spell that lights up the laser which will ignite the rope and once it has burned apart completly, it will drop a metal cage on Solas so he can't finish the ritual Anonymous
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>>501255384 That would make sense actually, it's basically recycling the Commander Shepard formula
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>>501255231 The first warden is a retard who only cares about playing politics.
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>>501254918 I've clocked 3.5khrs in ESO. I've topped Alcast on trial leaderboards(vSS). I've destroyed Maelstrom and Vateshran leaderboards for several classes. I seethed so much when vMA weapons started dropping on normal. I've murderfied hammer bearers in Cyrodiil on their livestreams and been @'d with their POV on discord and being all surprised bcuz I didn't know I was stream sniping. And all that is not including the retarded canonically awesome shit my toons have done.
If I'm not special at this point, mary sue or not, Ima be pissed.
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>>501252678 It still stings; I get that they needed to have one companion to be kitsune because they were the ebin crowdsourced furry race. But it could have been someone else; like Daeran. Or Sosiel. Or maybe Greybor; there was no need for another melee manlet after Regill
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> Being a warden gives you super strength, super sex stamina, spider senses, nightmares, etc. > All the other origins don't get shit HAHAHAHA
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How did Solas' lyrium dagger become the red lyrium idol, that then turns back into his dagger?
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>>501256014 Grey Wardens get so much shit that you'd think they would come with some kind of drawback to balance out the other origins. But nope, it's just the objectively correct choice.
>>501255863 Don't you basically beat up Daedric Princes for fun with your body Sotha-Sil? The ESO protagonist is, from my limited knowledge of ESO, unironically the closest that Elder Scrolls has come to living up to the unhinged Kirkbride shit.
>>501255878 They knew a man-kitsune would've sold less than a girl-kitsune, anon. Unless it was Yujiro of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_lCwbggwkk Anonymous
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>>501256014 >Being a warden gives you super strength, super sex stamina, spider senses, nightmares, etc. So... basically the U.S. Army GWOT experience....
somehow that tracks
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so is THE canon/correct/patrician character for maximum story interaction an elf warrior grey warden?
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>>501256213 >They knew a man-kitsune would've sold less than a girl-kitsune, anon I know, I know.
But it's so sad that they wasted potential best companion, best caster, best waifu on the altar of furrybucks.
Especially when the twist about her
voids the furry point completly if it had arrived around act 3 or something Nenio would have left Wenduag (and Arushalae, even) to dust as a waifu. As it's now the twist is buried under so much that around 0,5% of players gets to even know that she's
not just a I-fuckin-love-science meme machine Anonymous
>>501255089 But Grey Warden is sword and shield and I don't want anything to do with that
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>>501256727 how would a human character have more interaction with a story about elf gods and elf magic? grey warden already covers everything related to the blight and archdemons.
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>>501256436 female elf mage
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>>501256871 Are you stupid?
Grey Warden is a background, not a class. You can be a grey warden mage or a grey warden rogue. Or even if you make a grey warden warrior, you can be two handed you don't need to use sword and shield.
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>>501256940 If you're strictly about maximizing content then tranny identity shit has extra content. Sometimes dignity is more important than strict numbers. Don't be an elf any more than you would a theythem.
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>>501257021 Champion is linked to Grey Warden, anon. They don't get any other subclass. Neither does Veil Ranger or Shadow Dragon. The rest get two each for some reason.
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>>501256940 Your Elf is a city elf. You cannot play a Dalish elf, you're never acknolwedged as a dalish elf. The elven gods are not your gods, they are the gods of the dalish.
Thinking being an elf ties you to Solas or the elven gods is like thinking being black means you wuz kangs. Same as African Amercians have nothing to do with Egyptians and Pharaos, your City Elf has nothing to do with Solas or the elven gods, and Solas was planning to have you killed as all other modern era elves anyway because he sees modern elves as worthless.
Also you're gonna smash your keyboard repeatedly because you're an elf yet not a single soul in Tevinter mistreats you, you're treated like a human because the plot is made for a human, like DA2 was.
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I want to romance Bellara. Who do I make? Male Elf, Veil jumper Warrior? Is that fine. Will that be a good time?
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>>501257180 > I am forced to go sword and shield warrior because the specialization Are you... stupid?
You can be any specialization, or you can choose no specialization at all. It's literally gameplay and pew pew rays you shout out of your hand. Your specialization never ever is mentioned in the story. It takes no place in roleplaying
You thinking Rogues or Mages can't be Wardens is just your headcanon. Duncan and the DAO guy that dies like a bitch were Rogues. Fiona was a mage.
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>>501257254 an elf PC veil jumper says
>although we dalish founded the veil jumpers.. in a discussion really early on, and can also elaborate on
>the gods of my people to neve in another early conversation after you first get to the lighthouse BUT!
>Also you're gonna smash your keyboard repeatedly because you're an elf yet not a single soul in Tevinter mistreats you, you're treated like a human because the plot is made for a human, like DA2 was. that's hard to argue with - that sucks.
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>>501256213 Almost every origin gets a good amount of stuff. I don’t think one really pulls ahead.
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>>501256213 >The ESO protagonist is Basically Michael Phelps, but only if every mainline Elder Scrolls protags were 5yo kids pissing in the shallow end of the public pool. Not quite too much of a tike for the kiddie pool, but you're still....
Literally every quest in ESO is:
>THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER!!!!!! and then the trial stories and shit are how people ascend to Godhood. Its absolutely ridiculous. I honestly dont know how people play it without wanting to go for either leaderboards or PvP autism. I have both, but I dont have online RP autism. The main guild I joined and hung with was originally created as a khjiit funtimes rp guild, but eventually just a casual social guild. They were super cool and I loved hanging with them to chat because they were more mature and shit and just enjoyed having fun. If I was in a VC, I was hanging with them. Their idea of a event was collecting fish tho so I really didnt play that much with them unless someone needed farm help for burning spellweave or a carry for zaan's.
Sorry for rambling but you hit one of my tismo buttons.
My favorite thing about Dragon Age: The Veilguard is.... uhhhhhhhhhhh.... the..... the nugs?
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>>501257932 That is bullshit considering us Grey Warden chads are pretty happy with all the content and extra dialogue options we're getting while i'm seeing people who picked Antiva cry they are irrelevant, people who picked Lord of Fortunte say "there is extra dialogues?", people who picked the necro background point out they are only relevant during the one single quest they go to Nevarra, etc.
Grey Wardens not only have super powers but the main plot is about the blight itself. No other origin compares and we do have more dialogues than others, we literally have Rook talk about sensing blight and darkspawn every quest.
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>playing a warden AGAIN Lame
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>>501258102 What about Jail Vampers?
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So does your Warden still has 6 months to live?
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>>501258029 >My favorite thing about Dragon Age: The Veilguard is.... uhhhhhhhhhhh.... the..... the nugs? Based nug enjoyer.
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>>501258102 You will never be a veil jumper
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>picking a grey warden background >dooming your rook to death by a darkspawn horde/infinite rape and torture by darkspawn breeding bulls Sorry, not picking it. I didn't make Rook a cute chick just for her to to end up as a rapeslave.Why do I get the feeling that the Calling won't exist anymore at the end of the game
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>>501258505 The blood... lost power...
We are free...
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>>501258505 I HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE!
COME AT ME ELVEN GODBROS!!!!
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>>501258607 Somehow...Meredith returned...
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Hey, there's still mild nudity in this game's romance scenes, right? I mean topless/bare butts. I'm only asking because people have beaten the game and I haven't seen a single anon post Neve or Bellara's tits and I'm starting to worry.
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>>501257180 This anon does not have a triple digit IQ.
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>>501258945 No it cuts to black
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>>501258945 Can't have nudity any more...you'll take Harding's freckled shoulders and you'll like it.
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>>501259036 Bit racis' innit?
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>>501258945 There is no nudity in this game.
Solavellanon's points tally: 745
I will award points for the quest Fire and Ice. Fighting 2 dragons at once was fun. I was mad at first when they said the fuckass Shadow Dragons had better things to do than help the person who saved their city so I actually popped when The Viper showed up. You already know I love Ghil and there were more close ups of her and I realized that her eyes are like teeth or something which is neat. Elgar'nan's power is fucking cool. I liked how he showed up just to be like "Ghil it's time to stop" and drag her away while she's like "Mortals deserve worse!" That line was funny to me. +50 points
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>>501258945 No companion nudity, sex scenes cut to black, romances are extremely barebones and might not exist at all. The one romance scene everyone gets is at the very, very, very end of the game.
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>>501259098 What did this game actually do to earn an M? Keep in mind that theyll give it an M if even 1 bit deserves it. But how much does it really deserve and M? Repeatedly slicing someone with a sword doesnt even draw blood.
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>>501259304 >What did this game actually do to earn an M? Bellara's unclothed
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>>501258029 >Literally every quest in ESO Fucking kek, reminds me of Fate/Grand Order
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Wait so whatever city you don't save during the dragon attack you permanently lose access to that faction's vendor? If so that's a fucking dumb decision.
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>>501259170 Fire and Ice is also the statcheck that tests if you made the right decision to play a warrior instead of anything else.
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>>501259036 >>501259098 >>501259149 >>501259257 Jesus christ I didn't expect Bioware to cut out half the reason people romance in these games. If there's no nudity in game, why do they let you adjust Rook's breast and bulge? Are they really that afraid of sex after BG3 showed you everything but the actual penetration?
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>>501259652 Do you actually think people are playing for 3 seconds of awkward dry humping
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>>501259738 Not that anon but yes. Yes people do.
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>>501259591 >fire orb >ice staff heh
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>>501259738 Do you genuinely believe that they don't?
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>>501259738 That's why I play these games.
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>>501259738 >Do you actually think people are playing for 3 seconds of awkward dry humping yes
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>>501259738 It certainly worked for BG3 niggas were doing an entire new playthrough just to bang Lae/Shart
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>>501259874 >Shadowheart: 27 million kisses >Minthara: 169,937 kisses Drowbros... we lost...
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>>501258276 Curious about that too given the good ending. Are Wardens just cured of the Calling now since there's no more Archdemons left?
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>>501259990 I mean after all Minthara is pretty much a hireling with dialogue who doesn't even have a personal quest and you have to be evil or metagame way too much to justify recruiting her in a good run
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>>501259901 That’s still playing for the romance and not the also lame as fuck sex scenes the women get
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>>501259990 Most people killed Minthara because she used to be exclusive to an evil playthrough. Only by patch 6 they made a proper way to recruit her on a good run.
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OH boy. We already didn't manage to get 90k players. Imagine how little players left we're gonna have after so many of them commit suicide because Trump won
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>>501260391 Trump has no chance.
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>>501260391 On the bright side, maybe we'll get some free mods for Elgar'nan that give him a blonde wig or something
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>>501260391 You have to go back
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>>501260391 maybe the white neve mod will finally be left alone
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Have you heard much about the Grey Wardens of old? It was said that watching the Wardens ride in on their white griffons was enough to rouse a weary heart and put the dance back in the step of an old man. The Grey Wardens were powerful, feared, and respected, but they also inspired the common people. I remember a tale that was told to me many years ago. The blight had ravaged the land for months, and the armies of the great kings had amassed for one last stand as the sun burst through the clouds that boiled and churned in the dark sky above, it illuminated a vast, seething horde of Darkspawn with the archdemon at its head. And it was then when courage seemed to fail and all lost to death and despair, that the Grey Wardens came. They arrived with the beating of wings like mighty war drums and stood before the armies of men. The Grey Wardens, grim and fearless, marched forth ever between the men and the encroaching Darkspawn. They formed a shield of their own bodies and held that line until the Archdemon was dead, and the last Darkspawn lay trampled in the dirt. And then, demanding neither reward nor recognition for their sacrifice, the Grey Wardens departed. When the clouds finally rolled back and the sun shone full upon the blighted ground, the great kings knew that they had lost no men, and none of their blood had been spilled. This is a tale about no battle the Grey Wardens have fought. And yet, about them all, they have always defended us from the Darkspawn, taking losses so we do not have to. People may have forgotten over the centuries, but nothing has changed. This knowledge has been blessing and burden to Grey Wardens past. And now, it shall be your blessing and your burden.
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>>501259652 The sliders for boobs, ass and bulge barely change size though
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The wardens have shat the bed so hard in every game including origins I don’t know why you’d want to be one
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>>501260563 >Actually all griffons died rabid, as victims of a desperate Archdemon blood doping program Anonymous
>>501260631 > Super powers > Cool griffins > Cool armor > Only ones capable of killing arch demons > Chance to redeem how incompetent the other was in Inquisition Anonymous
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>>501260695 >I'm writing. Again. Yes, the sending crystals still work and yes, you’ll be in Minrathous in a few short weeks. But a letter, written in blind longing, is real. It can be touched, and it can be held, when ink and paper must substitute for your skin on mine and my breath in your ear. I used to scoff at frequent declarations of affection. Trite, I thought. Save them for rare and precious moments. But time and love are no longer things I care to squander, especially not as we race again toward calamity. And so, in each of these fleeting, ephemeral seconds, I will tell you that I love you. Whether penned or spoken, or conveyed by glance or action, I love you. In this moment, and in all the moments to come, for as long as they do, I love you.
>I will find you soon. >Yours, Dorian Anonymous
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>>501260563 And they were good friends
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> Neve losing the election shows the people of Tevinter do not want neither a femoid not a pajeet as their president Based Tevinter.
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where is india located in thedas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vYEoGOJIJ8 >literally nothing you did in the previous games matter. >Ferelden, Orlais, Kirkwall all get defeated by Darkspawn regardless of who is ruling >absolutely 0 mention of the Hero of Ferelden well at least Avelline and Sebastian are both alive and ruling....because people were totally expecting to hear more about them than see Fenris or Merrill in this game or anything like that haha
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Cullen is gonna be the best president of Thedas. He's so cute.
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>>501261338 >Hero of Ferelden dead and morrigan is a whore now
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>>501261061 >>501261395 Take your election shit to /pol/.
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>>501260789 Unless you have that blood mage cooking up shut for you you’re like slightly tougher than average
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WTF was that Anaris cutscene?>Ritual blows up in his face >Turns into a seedpod or some shit and gets blasted away >Shows up and reveals he can fight anyway?
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i can't believe anora is losing to alistair this isn't fair
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>>501261498 The election tourists can’t help it it’s all they know
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Why should I care about who rules Tevinter when I'm a Qunari cobbler that lives in Par Vollen
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>>501261952 you literally have no army anymore
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>>501261802 Well, hopefully whoever wins or loses, the other side commits collective suicide.
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>>501261952 Because Cullen Mabari Vice President said he's planing to bomb Par Vallen with Chantry bomb explosions you ignorant fuck.
If Cullen win, fascism wins. Dalish will have no access to abortion. The Chasing will be send back behind the wall.
BIgotry won, hate won. Ferelden is dead now.
Anonymous
>>501262086 Anon, I just told you the state of Veilguard. This wasn't a shitpost. Blame Bioware. HoF died at the end of the game without the ritual, Kieran wasn't born, Morrigan "fucked more men than trees are in the forest"
Anonymous
Am I racist for wanting someone to change Traash's face. She clearly has black features but super exaggerated
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>>501262073 It's not really a case of "whoever wins" anymore. Trump winning PA, NC, and GA pretty much seals it for him.
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>>501262261 I just see an indian dude
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>>501256014 You're sterile though (outside of unholy rituals) so what's the point
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>>501262364 No they gave her a GIANT nose and HUGE lips. She's clearly black but with qunari colors
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>>501262259 Why can't cuckschizos just keep their autism to one of the porn boards
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>>501262505 What in the hell are you screeching about?
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>>501262428 Being sterile doesn't mean you can't stop trying to impregnate Lucanis asshole.
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>>501262505 Anon, it's a line from the game.
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>>501262635 Please seek help for your porn addiction
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>>501262696 >There are other slutty Flemeth daughters out there you'll never learn about Anonymous
Every Morriganfag is going to kill themselves
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>>501262768 Not as much as Kamalafags HAHAHAHA
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>>501262696 You weren't supposed to actually play the game....
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>>501262768 Over what? A codex entry that cites washwomen gossip?
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>>501262259 >>501262635 Delusions from a jealous whore's diary is not canon. Again, kys.
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>>501263389 Waifufags are so easy to mess with so yes
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>>501263437 trees in the forest
no kieran
dead hof
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If anything I'm surprised they gave Morrigan her softer post-kieran personality considering no god baby has always been the bioware 'canon'
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>>501263665 Yea and dead warden
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This game goes very hard Love from the Korcari Wilds I hate witches so much It's unreal
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>>501263665 No one can be mean in nu Bioware other than the two dimensional villains (Old gods), the wardens, and of course, white men.
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>>501263917 Except old bioware also made her nice.
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I don't like the Titan questline in this game. Specifically I don't like how Harding is the conduit/protagonist for it. She is a surface dwarf and it just feels dumb how passionate and enraged she is about the Titans when that whole part of their culture was of no interest to her anyway. You really needed a character like Valta or another Shaper going through all this and having the existential crisis about how this part of history is lost to time and then the righteous fury would be totally justified. Yeah sorry Harding is what makes it suck. Maybe it'll be better in the end but I dont know. I didnt think the story of Descent was very good and it managed to b be better than this. -18 points
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Are they ever going to bring back Awakened Darkspawn? You'd think having Darkspawn resistant to the call of the blighted gods would come in handy
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>>501265543 lol no
whatever their original idea for darkspawn is, it's very, very much changed by now
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>>501265543 I don't think they are ever going back again period after this unmitigated disaster.
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>>501265543 They fucked up by making the architect killable. It's too big of a choice to actually branch off.
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>>501265543 The problem is that all darkspawn are the result of rape, trying to integrate them back into the setting in any form in this day and age would result in some form of backlash
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>>501266381 >Elgar'nan is technically the greatest rapist ever written by Bioware Damn, he's up against some stiff competition.
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i started off as a mage and didn't get why everyone was bitching - it felt strong enough that i was tearing through enemies. then, i tried out the rogue and thought "wow this is OP! the bow can do headshots!"i just rolled a warrior and for the first time i'm wishing there was a difficulty above nightmare. wtf is this? why does the drop kick do 3x as much damage as the other class starter abilities? no need for timed blocking because you're invulnerable while holding the button, even when attacked from behind.
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>>501267042 Yeah, now you understand. It's not that Veilguard is a particularly hard game, it isn't, but the system comes across like it was designed for warriors to excel in and mages/rogues were an afterthought that you can make work-but only if you actually use your brain. Whereas the warriors just walks into the fray and starts blending fuckers with basic bitch abilities.
You'll understand even more when you get to one of the dragon bosses.
>no need for timed blocking Imagine blocking the attacks of your lessers lmao
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>>501267042 Mage feels like it's the kind of class that should reward skill except it's more like it just rewards enduring it until you can delete everything by spamming spells that are mostly nearly identical to the shit other classes get
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>>501262768 I am president elect of the Morrifags and wish everyone a long life except for the gay avatarfag who I hope dies from his AIDS meds failing
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>>501267269 >>501267445 the only real nice thing i could say about mage is that they felt the best at general AOE. the basic attacks with the orb hit everything in a small ~5ft circle and the arcane bombs could similarly damage clustered smaller enemies. the single target felt like ass, though, and the 3-orbs-then-detonate structure of the class madae those big single target bosses feel super repetitive... just looping light, light, light, heavy over and over again.
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>>501268767 Wait until you find out about the shield bound build
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>>501269103 >>501269190 please.... stop... i can't... take it...
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I feel so bad for people who didn't pick Warrior. I love being Captain America and throwing my shield around. Most fun warrior gameplay in any game i ever played.
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>>501269261 Reaper is unironically just a better mage. Like you get the death caller shit but with a better weapon.
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>>501269303 something that bugs me is how inexplicably magical the warrior and rogue are. the warrior, especially. wtf is up with the glowing magical shield thing when blocking with a 2hander? why not just have an animation to block with both hands on the haft of the weapon? where are these giant flaming spears coming from? i know this has been a slow slide downwards since DA2 but it still feels particularly over the top here.
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Mythal=Andraste=Morrigan=Mythal=Morrigan=Andraste
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>>501269626 At least with reaper you can just headcanon that your affinity with spirits is making them attach themselves to your sword/shield like those mage lightsabers from inquisition. Basically what spirit warrior was in origins.
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>>501269924 But Leliana IS Andraste..
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>>501268767 >smaller enemies Every defence I've heard for mage involves AoE. The problem as I see it is that the most challenging content in the game isn't clearing mobs of mooks, it's dealing damage numbers to single targets. All the AoE in the world doesn't help if the dragon just comes over and bops you lmao
Meanwhile warriors can still deal with mobs by closing in and going into a death roll that shreds everything near them
>>501269626 Clearly elves are tapping into their latent
spirit heritage, and dwarfs their
Titan blood. Nothing explains humans, though. Rook's just built different. Guess Nu-Bioware just wants the wuxia audience.
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>>501270054 Mythal=Andraste=Morrigan=Mythal=Morrigan=Andraste=Leliana=Mythal=Morrigan=Leliana
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>>501268628 Minrathous < > Treviso
Which will it be?
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>>501268150 What's the lore behind that guy?
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>Everything wrong in the world is because the elven gods are retards Maybe he was right after all
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>>501270267 He is gay, permanently unemployed and annoying, the end
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>>501270414 The only thing Pelinal did wrong was mistake cats for m*r.
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>calpernia was going to be a companion i was robbed
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>>501269626 Whirlwind in particular annoys me, why am I summoning a holographic hammer instead of just spinning my own weapon around
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>>501271394 >imshael would have changed gender depending on your preference ROBBED
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>>501270054 No, her ass isn't soft and big enough.
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>>501271394 >no Calpernia romance >instead we get Neve i hate you bioware
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>>501271394 > Tranny companion that the veil reminds is trans holy shit even in concept this game was trash
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>>501235168 Kill yourself
Before the AIDs does, spic
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>>501271394 Damn, Taash used to look like THAT?
What the FUCK happened?
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>>501272070 Facts and logic. Shall I destroy you?
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>>501272060 >What the FUCK happened? Anonymous
>>501271394 Neve having blonde hair in this concept art makes sense now
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>>501272183 I'm glad they settled on the goofy snake leg
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>>501271394 >we could have gotten a desire demon companion the ass was fat
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>>501235031 No they don't
No she isn't
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>>501271394 >Kino Saarebas companion that could be Sten 2.0 >Instead we get trash Anonymous
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>>501253948 very little feet kino in this game
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>>501249839 Really, Bioware?
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>>501280984 Post in the new thread, sweetness.