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For all things Dragon Age. Talk about Veilguard or other DA games. Reply to the OP if you have an addition to make. We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three.
>Veilguard Official Launch Trailer: https://youtu.be/NdtmtuzICOI >Veilguard waifu poll https://strawpoll.com/wby5Q602jyA Previous:
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>>501154081 it was implied that qunari are related to dragons, but not that they have fire-breathers or whatever
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I feel so bad for heteroids. Imagine not getting to enjoy such a succulent and delicious and chocolate elven BBC <3
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>>501154558 I thought you hated black people
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>>501154604 I hate blacks not black cocks. Also ROok is not me so he can be a BBC worshiper.
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Any Envy demons in Veilguard?
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>>501154738 Leliana cheats on Hero of Ferelden
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>>501154738 Trans people are envy demons by nature
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>>501154796 No she doesn't, and I'm saying that as a Morrifag.
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Wait you're playing on max difficulty... Right?
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>>501154913 Shut up, falseflagging lelianatranny
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>>501154971 Nope. Whatever, Lelfags - defend yourselves.
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>>501155046 >defend yourselves From what? There's no point in engaging people who post vapid nonsense imo.
Cute cosplay btw I hope we get some good ones from Veilguard Anonymous
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>>501155201 We'll bang, okay isn't even written by Bioware just a meme on YouTube
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>>501155196 > hope we get some good ones from Veilguard Not looking forward to any particular ones tbqh.
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can't believe how hot the men are in DAV
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>>501154959 I'm playing on Storymode and use cheats for insta kill and infinite rage and cheat engine for max gold.
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Davrin gets mogged by an old man
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Why can't I have this Kirsten Stewart looking bitch on my team instead of Pixar gook elf and the cotton picker elf? Ffs man
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This game would be so kino if we could make our own companions through the character creator than put up with their tumblr OC.
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I removed all my Rook's melanin and now his eyes look tired :(
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>>501156230 I feel your Rook, the game is tiresome indeed.
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>>501154446 >Grand Necropolis I thought this was just like a mausoleum where mages practice necromancy and people rent out corpses or whatever. I didn't expect it to be a whole ass giant city under Nevarra.
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I'm thinking of rerolling from Mage to Rogue because I just found out that you can only detonate Sundered as Mage.
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>grand necropolis with mourn watcher rook >within 10 minute there’s dialogue that implies Rook has never been here, then dialogue that implies he has been here >the place is a never ending shapeshifting labyrinth so deep underground you cannot see the sky instead of a big religious building like it used to be
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>>501157534 Every class can only detonate one type and apply two types. Though with mage you are kinda fucked because you're locked into bringing a warrior for taunt and a rogue for combos
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>>501157584 >I believe my son to be held prisoner in a top secret magic prison beneath the ocean Oh cool I bet we’ll spend some time investigating how to get in there this is actually interesting. I bet the mission where we finally sneak in will be fun
>smash cut to sitting in a boat with some random antivan crown swirling the water around >load into the front door >lucanis doesn’t even need to be rescued because he’s already gotten free and killed half the lion guards there himself I almost quit. What a stupid ass game dude
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>>501157849 Yeah goddamn, I wish I knew this from the start.
I wanted to bring Emmrich and Lucanis with me all the time.
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The combat is filtering me. Enemies are so fucking aggressive, especially ranged attackers. Am I just supposed to spend my time between abilities blocking/parrying between abilities? Trying to just do normal attack combos feels like it gets punished, going into the fray you just get hit by some off-screen ranged attack.
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>>501158446 For Emmrich and Lucanis, roll a Warrior Reaper.
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>>501158654 I can't believe that they made the jank combat in inquisition even jankier in veilguard. Not only did they reduce the number of skills we can use in battle, combat itself is horrendous.
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>>501158446 And then on top of that there's the crit stuff for you and your companions that can make it even more limited. Like Neve crits off of necro stuff and necro crits off of Neve's stuff.
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>>501157849 >I wanted to bring Emmrich and Lucanis with me all the time. Use Bellara instead. She styles on both those clowns.
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>>501159076 Nobody cares about you being a weeabo incel with a yellow fever.
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> Tevinter is supposed to be the land of evil nazi scumbags > It has the most transexual characters of the franchise
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>You now remember the Felicia Day DLC
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It's so funny seeing people get filtered by basic ass easy action rpg combat.
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>>501159494 I thought it was bad at the time but after seeing that one random minor eceleb replace both of the actual reporter characters in ME3 I realized how good we had it.
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>>501159518 The combat is bad because they fucked up the party timers and you don’t even “parry” it just fills the useless stagger bar and you’ll almost assuredly kill most enemies before they stagger
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>>501159621 Oh the one who got "famous" for licking a PSP? It's baffling how some people come to fame, licking gaming consoles, hawk tuah etc.
Gay ass world.
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>>501159621 This is a 47 year old woman. Apologize to this hag.
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>>501159801 That pic is 10 years old my man.
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>>501159676 I find that the parry tends to be at the end of the indicator instead of where you'd expect it to be
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>>501159676 >you’ll almost assuredly kill most enemies before they stagger Are you playing on the journo difficulty, anon?
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>>501159801 She looks like this now bro...
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>>501159801 >>501160040 would
I honestly don't care at this point
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>>501160016 Normal. The combat is beyond tedious on normal I can’t fathom switching to nightmare
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>>501160160 That desperate, huh?
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>>501160040 I love old ladies
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>>501160016 NTA but i'm playing on underdog as a Mage, I specced into stagger and overwhelm and even then I kill things faster than I build their stagger.
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Veilguard is non-cannon
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>>501160617 There's a cannon in the intro bro
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I don't think I can find enough reasons to do another run
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my trans Rook will literally commit suicide if Drumpf wins
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>>501160950 Why would you? There’s no difference in story outcome because there’s no choices to be made.
The classes are all just different colored M&Ms. The loot game sucks. The RPG systems suck.
This is a one and done and then you go lay down and realize you will never play another dragon age game again.
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>>501161210 >>501160950 You can say the same about DAO, DA2 and DAI. The main quest is very linear and different dialogues are not worth replaying
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I replay DAO once a year for Her..
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>>501154446 >this was considered ugly back in 2014 Anonymous
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>>501160598 Isn't mage the worst class at staggering?
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>>501159494 fuck you man, that was uncalled-for.
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>>501161450 when does she even say this line?
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dao: Leliana
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>>501162043 Tranny with a dyke fetish.
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>>501162043 Anon of highly refined taste who drinks tea with the pinky finger extended
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>>501162043 I can't romance anyone in ME3 because EDI is too damn hot, she's distracting.
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>>501162043 pretty based but Kelly felt so barebones
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what would drive a man to use videogames to pretend he's a woman?
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>>501162294 Mental illness, what else?
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>>501162703 Then why don't you go outside and date one instead of using videogames to pretend you're one :S
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Solasfriends eating so good in this game
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>>501162996 A lot of the sarcastic Rook responses fall flat in this game but I do actually like the bants with Solas
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>>501162996 Memes, Rook. The DNA of the soul.
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So if Elves were spirits who used lyrium to turn into Elves.
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>>501154446 >mommy edition Taash is confirmed the youngest character in the party
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>these impossibly powerful elven gods who can raze a mountain with a single spell came back and... raped a village with 100 people and only because their mayor (a white man) was a sellout
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>>501164249 People died and you're downplaying that
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>>501161734 Time for you to replay so you can find out, my anon !
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>>501163734 >Where do Humans come from and why spirits always choose human shapes? Humans come from another dimension and sPEErits assume humanoid form, not "human" specifically
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>>501162043 These are actually all really good choices. I applaud your good taste.
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>>501164598 Kelly's romance was a nothing burger and her dance skills are questionable
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>>501162996 it was just a prank bro
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>>501162996 ok, but how did he do that
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>>501165190 >still using codpiece cmon it's the current year Anonymous
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>>501165190 With the most frenzied shitposting in the history of Thedas.
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>>501159801 >>501160040 I don't care what people say, it's not fucking normal aging this hard in a spam of just 10 years
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>Solas says he'll kill the Archdemon And it doesn't even make sense, Solas thought killing them was folly in Inquisition, but if he just stood by while the Wardens killed the last two - because they know where the prisons are underground - then there'd be no problem with the Evanuris any more. What the fuck?
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>>501165526 Ever considered that the elven god of lies and deceit is not telling you the truth?
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>>501165526 Grey Wardens don't know shit. Everything they do is everyone throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.
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>>501159494 I'll take Felicia Day over Traash any day desu
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>>501165526 >But it is drilled into you for three games, and even the first half of this one, that it has to be a Grey Warden. Because Gayboys didn't know any better. They literally stumbled on this whole "uhm actually if Greyborden kills the Archdemon Archdemon stays dead" basically by chance.
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So the game is actually really fun. I skip all the dialogue and just go kill stuff with freckles and Vincent Price.
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>>501161618 You have to realize there was competition back then
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Origins
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>>501162043 I have different picks, but yours are based enough to earn my approval.
>>501163143 Same. With everyone else Rook is locked into being too much of a nice guy, but the Solas interactions have just the right balance of mistrust and bonafide engagement.
The real tragedy of this game is that it's not QUITE as bad as the reviews make it out to be, there are some genuinely neat character interactions. The problem is, you have to overlook a main plot that's constantly sidelined by companion sidequests if you want to avoid the bad ending and some absolutely atrocious moments that whitewash the setting among other things to get there.
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This game has owned the lore of the series as badly as Sen raped Kiseki lore
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>>501154446 Imagine if there was a branching romance path where you make Taash reconsider the whole nonbinary thing, help her reconnect with her mother and realize that being a woman is completly fine.
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>>501168246 The weird thing about that is the lore rape is relatively subtle. Like the major story beats-the Titans being made tranquil, the elven gods being power-mad mages, the purpose of the Archdemons and the origins of the Blight-it all seems like shit that on paper seems like it's a reasonable inference from previous games.
The actual lore rape is just dropped randomly in the middle of someone's personal quest, like the Qun letting people opt out or everyone being inexplicably racially tolerant of elves. You have this plot about a bargain bin Phyrexian devastating the city, and then someone just casually contradicts the lore of the setting in a random aside.
Except the shit about griffons being blight-bonded, which just comes across like someone REALLY wanted you to cry for the poor little griffon that is like 50% of Davrin's personality
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shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
manfred or assan my /dag/ fags?
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No men allowed in my squad
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>>501168981 Manfred is the only one I like at all
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>>501169060 Warden-Commander Amell fucks all of them btw
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>>501169060 Huge sister milkers...
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>Two sword and shield wardens against a blight
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>>501171673 Who are you romancing? Hope it isn't Harding.
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>>501171743 Why? It's the only remotely good looking female
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>>501162043 Cringe
Anyway here is my actually good list
DAO: Morrigan
DA2: Isabela
DAI: lol
DAV: lmao
who gives a fuck about mass effect
Swtor: DS Jaesa
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>>501172701 Because if you want to bro it up with your black best friend while fucking the freckle midget you'll have to choose one of them to die. And the little flying dog too.
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>>501171673 Dumb pauldrons but I respect the robe going slightly past the ankles.
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>this is why morrigan is so OOC in veilguard and why the keiran plotline got dropped
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>>501154539 It was suspected because they both have horns, that's it. Totally schizo to presume they're engineered soldiers or whatever but there you go Bioware just adapt every Elf wank fanon into canon now
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>>501165523 My mom went through chemo and aged like +30 years visibly
so i wonder what the fuck happened to her
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>>501173240 That has nothing to do with it and wouldn't explain all the other things that got dropped. Also that meme overuse hurts to read, whoever wrote this needs some internet detox
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>>501173240 Grim as fuck indeed
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>Game about opposing authority figures, tyrants and would be gods >Morrigan accepts Mythal brainwashing because of an authority figure
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>That has nothing to do with it and wouldn't explain all the other things that got dropped. Also that meme overuse hurts to read, whoever wrote this needs some internet detox
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>>501173871 So it was you who wrote it
Touch trees
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>>501173240 Truly the west has fallen
i had no idea she was a tiny hat tribeswoman though
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>>501173773 Fuck Mythal, all my homies hate Mythal.
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>>501173240 That's not how gamedev works. VA being stupid doesn't make the dev team drop the plotline, and Claudia isn't even THAT retarded, there are far worse offenders who nonetheless did their job when presented with cash.
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>So it was you who wrote it >Touch trees
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>>501173240 Im starting to hate vidya because the stories always get influenced by real life issues.
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>>501173592 i think its a fairly reasonable explanation for contributing reasons why morrigan was retconned in so many ways
>>501173725 yeah...
>>501174075 >he couldn't tell from the nose >>501174117 >VA being stupid doesn't make the dev team drop the plotline but it does mean that if they want to, she's not going to fight against it, and might even contribute to some of the changes
a great example of this is in bg3
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>>501171673 That armor looks fucking terrible
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>>501173240 It was all dropped because Gaider left and he's basically Morrigan's dad. But they couldn't just shelve her either because she's too iconic. By which I mean they could shelve her, but like Varric she was there to get pre-orders.
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Solavellan supremacy
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>>501174453 >but it does mean that if they want to, she's not going to fight against it, She's just a VA. Her opinion doesn't fucking matter, nor does her retardation.
You niglets seem to be obsessed with looking for weird excuses instead of accepting that Bioware just didn't fucking care for returning characters except Solas and this guy only got a pass because he's kinda sorta one of the main villians.
And even then he got clapped, shafted and humiliated.
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Feel bad for Morriganfags. At least Leliana was spared this humiliation ritual of a game. I think she's only mentioned once or twice by Harding and the Inquisitor.
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>>501175545 Don't worry, they'll drag Lels out in the next game so she can say trans rights
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>>501159494 looking back that was the start of the downward slide for Dragon Age's lore. They had to gut 2 entire games worth of build up about the Qunari to get Tallis to fit in
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>>501174453 >a great example of this is in bg3 Probably because the VAs there had a little bit more input since they also mocapped the characters. Quite a bit of Astarion's movement mannerisms was adlib'd
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>>501173240 You just read the "My story" section of her SEP website and added a bunch of shit you pulled out of your ass
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>elves caused 90% of Thedas' problems (the only crime the elves aren't guilty of is Orlais existing, which is a heinous crime, but not their fault) >Solas himself caused a lot of these
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>>501175810 No! You can't do that!
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>>501175545 we lost. lelianabros won. i admit it, i kneel.
why did this have to happen?
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>>501174453 >a great example of this is in bg3 retard
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>>501174453 >morrigan was retconned in so many ways ??? she barely does anything and her getting Mythal was obvious since DA:I
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>>501175545 I would argue that Inquisition as a whole was Leliana's humiliation ritual
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>>501173240 The seething this causes is hilarious
feel bad for you morriganchuds tho
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>>501176196 I seriously have no fucking idea what these people are talking about
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>>501175810 Based, that's what he fucking deserves.
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>>501174738 Can't find any other heavy warden armor
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>>501175810 >wifing him in the first place Anonymous
Is this just newfags larping who don't know that Kieran is a grown ass man now.
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>>501171673 more bow legged than John Wayne
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I give Baldur's Gate 3 -
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>>501176738 what does that have to do with him not being in the game or being mentioned
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>>501177015 if this is how you rate bg3 then DA:V is
>2/10 combat >0/10 gameplay >0/10 graphics >1/10 main story >-99999999/10 characters >0/10 side story decide for yourself
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>>501177114 He's just coping, dw about it
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>>501177209 ........ Thank you for telling me that. I never really had high hopes for it anyways.
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>>501177114 Why woudl she mention her son to strangers when it's not even relevant, he is just a regular joe now
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Why did they set it 10 years later? It doesn't look like Solas or the Inquisition side did fuck all in the succeeding decade that requires it to be so far ahead
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So far, I would say this game offers nothing of value to anyone other than Solasfuckers. It's like Christmas everyday for me in that regard.
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>>501177015 >a 10/10 for combat. grim
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Shouldn't the crossroads look gray and bland to anyone who is not an Elf? What is the deepest lore here?
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>>501177114 Her not carting around her adult son doesn't mean she's abandoned her family or whatever.
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Is there an arcane warrior/knight enchanter class/specializion/build/whatever in veilguard?
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>>501177708 Spellblade, but it's Mage+Rogue rather than Mage+Warrior.
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>>501177608 I personally enjoyed the combat. I played strategically on higher difficulties... it was great. I loved it. It is the only thing I loved. The Skills and Classes, the animations were top notch.
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>>501177679 Yeah they didn't have the balls to keep that considering how much time you spend in the Crossroads this game. Disappointing but not surprising.
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>>501177708 Champion and reaper are closer to an actual eldritch knight than the spellblade.
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>>501173240 claudia has no executive power in bioware to do anything in the game, actors rarely do that in cinema and in the games industry they are merely disposable workers with bad salaries
man people love to make fantasies to fit hteir narrative instead of understanding systems, also screencapping le joos meme only makes this more foolish
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Ok I gotta admit this looks kinda nice.
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In case you think the official DragonAge sub is a hugbox, you should check out the Veilguard one.
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>>501176206 Was it? I'm not a Lelianafag but she was alright there, sometimes even based.
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>>501177987 Half of it is made up anyway
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>>501177531 It's because the planned liveservice title was meant to bridge the gap
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>Elves are behind everything
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>>501177708 All classes can cast magic now so every warrior or rogue is an arcane warrior, no i'm not joking.
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>>501178039 Show some caps. I don't use r*ddit
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>>501177679 They barely even did that in Inquisition, it looked pretty much the same to other races.
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>>501178037 There's a lot of very pretty scenery in the game, and unlike Inquisition the world doesn't look like it's coated in sweat, rainwater, and olive oil.
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>>501178189 Not true. Executors are also behind some things.
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>>501178039 top post is about someone hating the ending
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>>501178525 mmm oiled up greasy josephine mmmm unshaved josephine with oil all over nuru massage josephine pussy not shaved mmmm
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>>501173240 >hollywood jewess is a massive schizo whore >for some reason this is controversial information Anonymous
Wait... I just read a summary of the worldstate at the end of Veilguard. Do Ferelden, Kirkwall and Orlais get totally destroyed by the Blight in this? What the fuck was the point of trying to save them for 3 whole games?
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>>501178525 It's true, I find myself enjoying exploring and just looking at the view sometimes. Yesterday I've been exploring Arlathan Forest for a good hour, lots of nice fantasy views, floating bridges with colorful auras around them or something, weird shapes coming out of trees; the world has a distinctive vibe to it and I like it very much; city sections are kinda hit or miss because some parts look great, like that central market square in Minrathous with the giant Statue; other places like Treviso feel weird, like a big theme park with ziplines, water bridges, etc.
but so far, I'm enjoying this game, it's a solid 7.5. Also, Neve's dump truck
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>>501178898 I like how all the anons who got mad at that post ran with some kind of fanfiction about her dictating writing decisions when the argument presented is instead that she'd just go along with the flow with whatever sloppa she's being paid for
Pure tranny seething
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>>501178993 The Hero of Ferelden and the Champion of Kirkwall were asleep
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>archdemons were originally high dragons enthralled by the elven gods >although the gods were sealed Solas didn't do the same for their dragon thralls >he doesn't say it's because he couldn't have done it if he tried >he says it's because he didn't think it would be such a big deal
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Not really interested in ever playing VG but I'm curious about one thing.deconfirms the Maker even further and makes Andraste some elf god bodysleeve.
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>>501165526 Killing them in inquisition would have brought down the veil anon, leaving corypheus free to enter the black city.
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>>501178993 Yes, lol
it's a soft reboot chuddy
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>>501178993 Are the villains supposed to never get a victory ? What would be the point if everything is untouched because players can't stomach the concept of bioware villains sometime having a win ?
It's like complaining that you protected the tiefflings in BG3 act 1 then cry that some of them get killed in act 2 and 3 anyway.
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>>501179140 >>501179190 I... Actually hate Bioware as a company now Holy fuck they've raped this setting, killed it then raped it some more. If they wanted to do a reboot that badly all they had to do was do a timeskip of a few hundred years after this
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>>501179176 >Can you still roleplay as a faithful Andrastian? Yes. When the truth of the Golden City is revealed, you get the option to say you still have faith in the Maker.
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>>501178993 ferelden was too white and needed a reboot.
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>>501179140 Even if they survived through previous games it's up in the air whether either of them is even in the same material reality as these events are taking place. Depending on which choices Bioware chose to regard as canon it's possible both Hawke and the HoF are off in the Fade or someplace else entirely.
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>>501179319 This isn't a victory. This is not a single choice you made for 3 whole games matters anymore because those places got nuked off screen. Monarch of Ferelden? Depopulated blighted wasteland dosen't matter (same for Orlais). Fate of the Chantry and Circles destroyed in the blight and won't survive as institution anyway, Kirkwall? They all had to move to Starkhaven
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>>501178993 >Orlais get totally destroyed Loghainsisters our husband keeps winning
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>>501179452 but then they couldn't have the memberberries like varric and morrigan and le inquisitor in the game
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>>501179140 >>501179691 I assume that in the VG canon both are dead.
HoF being dead is pretty obvious if Morrigan doesn't have the Kieran, Hawke probably got left behind in the fade.
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>Hero of Ferelden >Champion of Kirkwall >Herald of Andraste >rook
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>>501180124 Seems good to me :^)
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>>501180124 Leader of Team Veilguard.
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>>501180124 People should've called you something based on your background. Watcher and Warden are obvious. I dunno about the other ones.
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>>501180124 >This is Rook don't worry we trained him wrong as a joke Anonymous
>>501180457 Varric does basically unironically introduce you as an idiot good at barrelling through anything.
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>>501180628 Literally built for Human Warrior
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>>501180124 Let's stop pretending Hawke is some kind of badass. Come on.
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>>501181171 I cant believe this was a response to
>It sucks that your mom was so hard on you or whatever it was. This character is disturbing.
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>>501180628 >Varric Why is this random huckster such a bigshot?
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>>501181582 whatever happened to him being viscount of kirkwall?
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>>501181512 falling upwards
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>>501181512 Dude was in the inner circle of the second coming of Andraste
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>>501181668 He had other things to do, he was going to bring information on Hawke to Justinia at the start of Inquisition.
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>>501181717 So was Sera but it doesn't give her the qualifications for anything at all.
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>>501180124 You always have to be the main character, don't you?
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So I just did Taash's feed the seagulls quest and Rook said something about his background that isn't in the background selection but was a very specific detail. He said he used to be a Tevinter slave which makes Taash sound like a whiner for complaining about her upbringing.
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>>501182901 My LoF elf said that too
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>>501182901 IIRC the LoF backstory involved an encounter with the Venatori so maybe it's specific to that background.
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>>501182562 I mean she still leads the Red Jennies and still works with the Inquisitor and whoever you picked as Divine post-Inquisition. It'd be a pretty shit spy ring if everyone knew who she was.
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>>501180124 >rook The Veilguarder™
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>>501180124 Rook is the Hero of the Veilguard
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>>501183953 >Hero Team Leader
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>>501184041 Counselor and HR Manager
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I streamed the first few hours of me playing to my friend and we got the impression that Varric must be dead somehow because of how strange everything about him is but then we wrote it off because we saw scenes where other people could also see and talk to him but I'm back to thinking he's actually dead. The more I play the less it makes sense how he could have survived that stab and why he never leaves that fucking cot except SOME cutscenes and why he never has anything important to say. He hasn't talked about writing even once. He wasn't even upset about Bianca getting splintered and I think even talked about her like nothing happened. It's not adding up. If I'm right though, don't tell me.
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I live in a swing state and I just voted for Kamala
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>>501154446 That makes her look like a rapist desu
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Oh my fucking god Neve I don't care about Dock Town please shut up about Dock Town
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>>501185130 I'm sorry anon, Neve is the least awful female character in the party but she is about as mindbroken about Dock Town as the protagonist of Disco Elysium is for his own home city. She's like a beaten wife with the entire goddamn city as her domestic spouse, seething about it is 75% of her entire personality.
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There's a few nice mage robes in the game but why are most of them so lumpy? Thank fucking god you can wear other armor types.
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>>501184470 at first I thought it was weird how everyone but Rook talked about him because of rewrites that happened late it but after a scene where he finally gets out of bed and approaches the group talking in the kitchen then literally everyone ignores him except Rook I was "oh it's intentional and he's dead and we're hallucinating him." That makes a whole lot more sense why people just defer to your leadership. Really had me fooled for a min Anonymous
Do I need to have all 3 classes on my team, or is it fine to double up?
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>>501185417 It's fine to double up or even triple up if you want, what is important is your capacity to set-up and trigger combos.
Bellara and Neve are a good combination outside of that because one give you heal and Neve have a very powerful time stop/slow
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>>501185417 What classes you have only really matters for combos and for taunt if you're unfortunate enough to be playing a mage.
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>>501185130 >>501185228 Leave my cynical noire detective with a heart of gold and love for her shitty city wife's name out of your mouth
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>>501184470 There's a scene where Harding talks about finding a Grey Warden , it looks like she's talking to Varric too because he replies but she never really adresses his presence; I watched too many tv shows and movies with this lame ass trope to not notice this instantly also he's been sitting in this room for one week now and no one ever talked to him or asked "hey how is that guy doing?"
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>>501185702 they could have just talked to him when you were not looking you know, and ask him himself if he's fine
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>>501185553 >shitty city SAAR
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Uh, Neve, your, um, your mascara's running. Like, a lot.
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>>501185985 I just met that character last night and had the same reaction lol.
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>>501185546 >taunt if you're unfortunate enough to be playing a mage Im playing a mage with 2 rogues on max difficulty, no issues
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>>501185702 I feel like there are 1.2 billion characters that say some variation of "varric knew the risks" for him not to be dead. With the precedent of Lucanis being the only one that can see Spite I'm guessing it's something like that Anonymous
>the parry indicator is completely inaccurate
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>>501186184 You must’ve loved the arishok fight
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does every class have pretty sparse selection of primer/detonator spells or is it just mage? My only detonator is a fucking ice spell and I don't wanna use ice spells. Also why are both warrior companions built around fire damage that is super retarded
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>>501186601 Because fuck Mages
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>>501186601 Mage should have a bunch of detonators. Just go down a different tree if you don’t want to use ice
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>>501186325 It's accurate, you need to be holding not pressing. Pre-emptively but not too soon
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>>501186325 It’s just not when it first starts going yellow
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>an ELVEN GOD is about to tear open the veil and everyone knows >no one sends anyone >the anti-Solas force is Varric, pre-magic Harding, and some dude they found that can throw a good punch in a bar fight
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>>501187042 Why the fuck was the Inquisitor not on the Stop Solas mission?
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>>501187256 She’s busy trying to lucid dream fuck Solas leave her alone
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>>501187256 Too busy surrounded by marble busts of bald elf men and using an enchanted dildo on herself. The smell was too strong for Varric to approach to recruit her.
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>>501187042 >Later an elven god nearly gets taken out by a vaguely enchanted ballista Imagine.
We could've solved Solas if we just brought more siege weaponry to the fight.
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>>501186773 Not really. There's the ice spell and then Deathcaller and Spellblade each have one. If you spec into Evoker you only have the one ice spell unless you also dump into the sustain tree which has a bunch of crap that doesn't synergize at all w/Evoker.
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Did anyone else just leave the inquisitor as default?
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>>501187256 Harding handwaves everything with "the inquisition went underground to keep an eye on things" and "spymistress Charter is loads busy with things in the south."
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>Careful, theres enemies down there >They go hard
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>>501187389 Solas doesn't have an archdemon or followers, any kind of effort would've taken him down
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Don't forget Solas has been visiting Lavellan's dreams all this time, but only watching sadly from afar...
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>they brought back DAII's level design where there's no large open spaces and even a city or town is just a long corridor
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>>501187737 I hope she chases after his stupid ass at full sprint every night
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>>501187662 The beginning of the game tries to pretend Solas is powerful. Granted, while simultaneously showing Varric nearly wrestling him away from the ritual site physically.
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>>501187256 I honestly don't get why they didn't just go fuck it and make the Inquisitor the MC of Veilguard rather than Rook. Its more of a direct sequel than any of the other games. Main continuity error might be if they trannies now but that easy to wrk around
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Why didn't Varric just wear a wig and pretend to be Lavellan and then kick Solas in the balls at the last minute, is he stupid?
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>>501187591 No because default is a solavellan. Based on the yt clips I've seen solavellan inquisitor just gushes about him and it's kinda pathetic so I just made inq a gayboy
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>>501187256 Inquisitor is busy saving the South
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What happened to old subclasses like reaver and templar?
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>>501187858 Varric is a manlet
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>>501187839 he blew up bianca with eye lasers or something.
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>>501187839 I mean we all know he has that instant petrification power. He just actually did not want to kill Varric. I don't think anyone ever said he could win in a purely physical fight.
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>>501187997 Reaver is reaper now
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>>501187997 >Reaver Rea
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>Templar CHUD class for heckin' chuds
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You picked champion for your warden, right?
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>>501188420 Yeah but im not really interested in either the ult or the skill I just clicked cuz it said grey warden
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>>501179319 >they get a victory offscreen which does nothing for them while also shitting on everyone that liked previous games Wow amazing
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>>501188690 desu making a game that considers all the choices in 3 previous games in meaningful outcomes would be impossible, but they shouldnt have gone scorched earth like that
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>>501187737 Posting the rest. I like this comic.
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Heh. (This is Davrin talking about my and Emmrich's relationship.)
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>DA remasters wont happen because theres only a handful of people at bioware who knows how to use the engine
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>>501189460 You fool. This is cause for celebration. Don't trust current Bioware not to fuck it up on purpose.
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>>501189302 Based geriatric appreciator
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>>501187591 I couldn't bear to see the cringe Solas romance shit so no.
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>open thread >Solavellanon's points tally is is still unchanged >close thread
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>one of the main enemy factions is a bunch of evil blood mages
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Is there actually any difference between the stopping solas and trying to talk him out of it import
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>>501189460 They better start working than before it goes down to 0
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>>501189460 Its for the best. Only reason there wern't so many gay relationships in this game was because Fox lynched them over Liara in Mass Effect. Imagine what changes Bioware could make now?
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>>501189693 >>501187591 I really tried to recreate her and through a stroke of luck I managed to make her beautiful and cute but for some reason I can't make a Rook that I like she always ends up looking like a goblin. I hate this character creator.
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>even the reddit is in a full blown meltie over the ending and not-ascians in particular
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>>501189764 In the South, because the Northern Chantry and Templars are jokes considering which nation rules the region
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>>501189923 >>501189565 What is cringe about it to you?
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>>501187591 No, I liked my Inquisitor so of course I'd want to recreate him even if the hair isn't quite right
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Of all the maps of Tevinter. The magocratic slave state Byzantine Empire expy they could have created they went for a dockside slum?
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>>501154446 Am I insane or the companions are actually fun?
I haven't met Taaash but I don't hate any member of my party, yet
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>>501190356 Do you enjoy abysmal dialog writing and capeshit personalities?
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>>501187591 No. My Inquisitor was pretty unique and the voice acting was definitely helping.
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>>501190406 It was a popular fan theory because it made sense.
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>>501189559 >>501189895 You guys are thinking of a "remake"
What actually needs to happen is they make an official patch or new version that fixes how unstable it is on modern machines. It's only going to get worse as time goes on.
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The puzzles literally requires zero brain, if anything, they're fucking tedious as hell.
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I just want a remaster of DAO and DA2 if only so I don't have to pay full fucking price for each individual dlc on console.
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Why did they give the inquisitor the lamest prosthetic
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>>501190406 >Hey guys I think Alistair might be Jesus. You see if you remove all the letters in his name except for the "S". Then you put in "J,E,U,S" it spells Jesus. Thus Alistair=Jesus. If this comes up next game then definitely.
Flemith is Andraste is a pretty old theory because they both led tribal rebellions into the rest of Thedas. I can't think of much evidence in the first few games that linked her to Mythal though
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>>501190498 >Davrin: I've been in a staring contest with death and so far, I haven't blinked once That's kino writing
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>>501190796 I don't think you can really call them puzzles given a companion yells at you what you need to do 0.2 seconds after starting them.
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>>501190796 Destroy the red lyrium crystal with no barrier to break the barrier of the next red lyrium crystal, then destroy that red lyrium crystal to break the barrier of the next one etc!
Hit the glowing blight boils to activate the big blight boil that's blocking your way!
Find the crystal to put in the pedestal so it creates a bridge, opens a door or stops a barrier!
And this is the whole game through. LMAO.
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>>501190975 >I can't think of much evidence in the first few games that linked her to Mythal though The whole "betrayed by one husband and the other was also the supposed Creator" thing was pretty blatant imo
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Rook, I need you to pop that crystal up my ass.
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>>501190356 I'm definitely going insane. In some scenes the companions almost sound witty. Almost. Then someone will say something like, "dude, you're a death mage! That's gross!" or the assassin will start rambling about coffee, and my revulsion will kick in. It's like chinese water torture, but with cringe.
Another good example is Elgar'nan's VA. Credit where it's due, he's going all-out trying to give his one-note generic villain some sort of stage presence. The problem is he can't really do anything about the quality of writing he's working with, so Elgar'nan exists in a perpetual state of seemingly like he's about to become more interesting than he actually is.
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>>501190975 >I can't think of much evidence in the first few games that linked her to Mythal though In DAO Dalish Wardens can point out Morrigan's shape shifting is done by Dalish Keepers too, and Flemeth's real grimoire has the symbol of mythal on the cover
In DA2 you revive Flemeth in a shrine to Mythal
So if there are links between Flemeth and Andraste, and Flemeth is Mythal then Andraste should also be another incarnation of Mythal
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>>501191316 Why is it specifically coffee that sets people off. Coffee has been around for a long time. There’s so many actual anachronisms in this setting.
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>>501191001 He's not a riot to be around, but I appreciate Davrin more than I thought I would.
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>gather the team at the kitchen table >harding barges in >I found something!! >gather the team at the library table
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>>501191001 >tfw have to choose between him or Harding They should've made the other option Taash
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>>501191634 I'm more than fine with letting Harding go.
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>>501191467 I'm not set off by coffee specifically, I am SPECIFICALLY set off by the assassin whose initially established character traits are an internal conflict with his spite spirit and being the deadliest most professional son of a bitch in the Crows being a wholesome chungus chef as something that he's loud and proud about, as opposed to a less advertised character trait that's gradually revealed like Sten's love of flowers and dogs.
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>>501191623 Nobody trusts Harding to not hurt herself with cutlery, please understand.
>>501191634 Can't the choices be Bellara or Taash instead? Or preferably both at the same time? Please?
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>>501190356 Are they fun though? The biggest issue is that they are incredibly unremarkable and dull, safe and sanitized. This is completely different from previous games imo, where the characters could hate each others' guts and have interesting dialogue stemming from difference in values and opinions. That's what made the banter great, and them eventually finding some common ground despite their differences felt remarkable and satisfying.
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>>501191623 >the team Why aren't they called the guard?
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>>501191634 I guess choices must have weight to them. I won't back off from Harding, she'll get Taaashed and I've been waiting for her romance quite sometime. Goodbye Davrin, you were my warden bro when the wardens have exiled me.
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Does companion approval mean anything in this game? Their progression bond is based on personal quests and if they are in your party when finishing quests. The whole approves/disapproves seems to be just fluff.
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>>501191956 I don't trust her near food in general
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>>501192064 You know, I'd dislike Davrin a lot more for being the team stick in the mud, if they hadn't somehow made the other major Warden character somehow even more aggressively and pointlessly opposed to you than fucking Loghain.
Seriously couldn't they have done ANYTHING with that bald fuck other than make him Mass Effect Council-tier retarded?
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>>501191991 It's so absurd thinking about how much conflict there was between companions in the other games and the protagonist basically did nothing about it because everyone is a grown adult who can handle themselves and in this game the "conflicts" between the companions are so petty and shallow and you're forced to step in and actually tell them to play nice and remind them the world is at stake. Why did they make the game like this? Like it's for fucking babies.
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>Varric and Harding are part of the Inquisition >they recruit Rook to come work with them >together they form the Veilguard
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>>501192225 It's not Bioware without a Mass Effect Council-nigger
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>>501191726 Honestly the best option. Harding is pissed at what Solas and the Evanuris did to the titans so her getting to strike such a huge blow against Ghilly while sacrificing herself was a good end for her. She also seemed to feel guilty for Varric's death, so now she gets have her revenge no matter the cost.
Davrin feels like a more important character to keep around, since we are dealing with the blight anyway, and the First Warden is dead. So having a good warden on our side seems to be important for the long run.
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god this shit is so fucking stupid
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>>501192316 Because the Inquisition either got disbanded or absorbed into the chantry so either way it doesnt exist and varric and harding are free to persue other work after DAI
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>>501192131 Jesus christ. Until now I've been tentatively rating Harding one tier of awful above Bellara, who is herself three tiers of awful above Taash by merit of not being 1. a fucking dragonboo, 2. a nonbinary 3. not posturing self-righteous contrarian, even though like Taash she is a manifestation of Californian corruption.
That pic alone has lowered my estimation of Harding down to Bellara's level.
>>501192323 Kek. You're not wrong. One of these days I should look up Anthem just to see who their designated Council-expy is.
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>>501192316 Inqusition don't exist anymore they're either an arm of the chantry or just dissolved
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>>501192582 She's Ferelden, please understand
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>>501192225 The first warden has always been a useless politician
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>>501191151 It's not even that, those are just regular beats you do aside from fighting.
The actual annoying puzzles are the ones that make you backtrack, it's more akin to a hike than a puzzle. Absolutely fucking hated that one "puzzle" in Rivain Coast where you have to fucking follow the ghost, and the fucker just goes through walls.
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>>501192667 Poor fucking Emmrich
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>>501192131 Leave her alone she's fantasy Englsh+dwarf I'm impressed they let her like anything as exotic as noodles
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>>501192720 >Coast where you have to fucking follow the ghost, and the fucker just goes through walls. I just did that one a couple of hours ago and got annoyed by it. At least it gives you hints by banging on something, so you just have to follow the sound.
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>>501192667 If this game was set in Warhammer's Old World, I'd think she was from Stirland.
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>have to recruit Davrin to hit the fucking chain hooks >have to recruit Taash to fucking blow up gaatlok jars
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>2 dragon fight >their resistances are completely the opposite of each other
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Evens Harding dies in Virmire 2.0
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>>501192878 There are only three (3) foods and beverages any right-thinking dwarf should consider proudly declaring their own recipe:
1. Personally brewed alcohol (in vast quantities)
2. Big hunks of roasted meat, on the bone
3. Bread
>>501193037 Please understand, it takes the power of griffon friendship to hit those fucking hooks hard ENOUGH, and only Taash is brave and retarded enough to handle explosives reliably in that situation
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>>501193172 Justice prevailed this day.
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>>501192131 >Cooking with magic Remember when magic was respected as dangerous and not just a toy?
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>>501192293 The minute they talked about the companions being '' found family '' I knew it was over for Veilguard. All the edge and bite from the companions and the protagonist would be removed in order to facilitate this '' we all support each other and validate each others feelings and emotions, we are family uwu '' bullshit.
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>>501192293 >in this game the "conflicts" between the companions are so petty and shallow A couple contrasting examples: Veilguard has a scene where Taash brusquely asks Neve about her choice of clothing. Neve doesn't get very upset about it, but Taash clearly is, and Rook of course steps in to mediate. Apparently Taash is venting because of some comment Taash's mom made about wearing dresses. If there was a conflict it's quickly diffused, Taash says sorry, Neve shows herself to be understanding and patient.
In Origins Morrigan would brag to Leliana about being the better lay of the two, and Leliana would retort that the whole camp heard her shrieking like a harpy during sex. There's no understanding or patience there, no apologies are made, they're just mean girls being mean to each other for the sake of making the other person feel worse.
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>>501193370 >was respected as dangerous and not just a toy? >as Morrigan used her powers to fuck animals Anonymous
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I need someone to tell me if you get a more angsty Neve romance if you harden her. All this shit is too wholesome for me.
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>>501193551 I would've said "as Merrill insisted in defiance of all circumstantial evidence that blood magic is actually safe to use, despite repeatedly running into evidence to the contrary" but yeah animal-fucking works too
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Almost beat that level 25 ogre in antiva at level 10 on hard but then I got sleepy and died because the fight is so repetitive
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>>501193851 It's generally not worth fighting higher level monsters, just because you get almost nothing for the insane effort you have to put in.
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>>501193734 She was right though, she ultimately fixed the mirror without any.
Shame Marethari went full retard and got all of her followers killed in the process
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>>501193376 Yep, I thought the same thing. Our fears were well-founded and correct. It's baffling how they were bragging so hard on the companions and saying they were really the focus of Veilguard and they are the most uninteresting cast in the entire series. I don't know what kind of person has fun with characters like this.
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>>501192293 Now now. Remember that time Emmerich wanted to bring too many books on a trip and Rook had to calm everyone down? Makes Morigan/ Lelliana "fuck you French whore" and Fenris/Anders "slave or circle mage which is worse and why I want you dead" debates seem like a kids tea party
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Honestly I don’t really mind the idea of having a team that actually gets along and sorts out their shit like professionals and if things do get out of hand the leader does their fucking job and puts a stop to it
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>>501193793 what if my rook was non binary?
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>>501194373 then they're not male now are they, retard
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>>501193037 way to artificially inflate the games length without adding more maps. Same reason a door magically opens a few missions later and you get a whole new level area to explore
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>>501194361 >sorts out their shit like professionals That's not a thing in BW games.
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>>501194298 You know what was actually wholesome and fun to me and actually gave me a "family" vibe? When Isabela and Aveline who were always at odds and insulting each other like petty bitches eventually warmed up to each other and though they did not stop the bantz, it changed to being good-natured because they found a genuine appreciation for each other despite their differences. And Hawke had nothing to do with it.
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kinda don't really give a shit about anyone involved in this story
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>>501194724 What about the Veil Jumpers and the people of Dock Town?
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>>501194632 It could be though.
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>>501194708 >oof this is the picture he chose to make the game look good
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>>501194801 Already seen elf feet so who cares about the Veil Jumpers, and the people of Dock Town don't really seem to need help if they can deal with blighted dragons better than the fucking Wardens
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>>501194708 Why did you feel the need to post this?
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>>501194361 >>501194632 ME 2 had a little bit of prefessionalism since the ehad honce was the miracle smoking man or whatshisname
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>>501194708 I don't think he's thought out that Solas metaphor very well
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>>501194361 The problem is they really have no "shit to sort out" amongst themselves. It's mostly on the level of like kids in the back seat like "MOM HES TOUCHING ME" "NO I'M NOT"
The only thing remotely close is the Lucanis/Davrin thing but even that is so forced and boring because we've seen the "I don't trust Abominations" thing so many freaking times already.
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>Bellara is a watered down Merrin >which still means she's the best girl in the game and the only one with a storyline resembling old entries
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>>501193793 >tits so big necklace is clipping okay
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>>501195254 >literally link haircut how did they get away with it?
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how fucking strong are the venatori that they can be active all over Tevinter (despite losing literally every single time), and fight with armies in Orlais and the Free Marches?
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>>501190406 the schizos writing cringe fanfiction 14 years ago trooned out and are now writing for bioware today
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>>501195094 Actual fake fan
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>>501195363 Indoctrinati... I mean blood magic mind control. Also wasn't most of the paranoia on the Fereldan side? Other than wanting to reconquer them at some point Orlais didn't seem to give a shit.
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>>501194956 Because it’s about the hit new Roleplaying rpg game dragon age the vielguard
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>>501195290 Nintendo are too busy stamping down on Palworld to look at other IPs
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>>501193793 I quickly lost patience with the character creator.
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>>501195506 Nah, those people were actual fans of the series, not the trannies that want nothing but to purge everything that made old dragon age what it was.
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>>501195087 Okay but Harding does shame you for fucking an old man.
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*puts a plate of hot pockets in front of you*
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>>501196171 Harding has no right to criticize, she is fucking Taash.
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Apparently Dorian is lobbying Divine Victoria to stop repressing mages and arguing that it's less common for mages to become abominations in Tevinter.
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>>501196534 >Qunari on dwarf action No wonder David Gaider left.
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You know I like reading all these notes you find in the Crossroads and Lighthouse about the unknown and forgotten allies who supported Solas and sacrificed for his cause. But in his mind, he believes in everything he did, he acted alone and he is solely responsible. I think he always saw these people as mere tools, means to an end, even though he was helping them get freedom. Even his friends he used and killed when they weren't going along with the program anymore. He really must be the loneliest creature that's ever existed.
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Why do you get absolute shit for rewards after spending 5-10 mins on a boss monster?
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THE PARRY INDICATOR IS UNINTUITIVE AS HELL>barely noticeable with particle effects practically everywhere >in the off chance that you DO actually see the indicator - the timing is retardedly off >it glows the same shade of yellow all throughout >the indicator shows up way too fucking early so it fucks up your timing >the best way to tell is by actually looking at the enemy and parrying right as the enemy is about to hit you
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>>501196890 I loved that cutscene where Solas bumps heads with Felassan, as Solas acts all smug about getting his peopel/spirits killed just to gain a small victory that boiled down to '' sending a message '' and Felassan is all wtf, we aren't supposed to become like the Evanuris... really made Solas look like an absolute heathen and a monster.
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>>501196728 It's true desu
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>>501161450 she's a sociopathic liar with a massive bodycount
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Lavellan really stepped up to meeting Solas’ level of patheticness in the romance in this game
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>>501161450 I romanced her on my first completed run of DAO, but I fully regretted it by the time I reached Witch Hunt
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>>501196728 Unless you choose Vivienne aren't the circles pretty much somewhere on the sliding scale of independent anyway by Veilguard?
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>>501194721 Say what you want about DA2 but it definitely feels way more like a "found family" than Veilguard. You can't tell me Hawke didn't consider at least Aveline and Varric like family by the end (if you did their quests at least) and they didn't have to be patting themselves in the back 24/7.
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>>501196728 Thousands must be harrowed.
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I feel so bad for people who were excited for Harding.
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>>501197059 I'll take an unintuitive threat indicator over Elden Ring triple fake-outs
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>some random swamp witch becomes advisor to the Empress of Orlais and a demigod >some crazy nun staying in the boonies goes off and becomes Pope >some random Qunari goes and becomes Arishok of his nation >random grey warden becomes King of Ferelden
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>>501198267 I think saving the world from total blightedness does wonders for your personal branding
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>>501197389 >we aren't supposed to become like the Evanuris There is one codex entry I can't get out of my head and it's the one about "How do you worship a god who scorns or rejects their own divinity?" and the answer is to instead of following them, simply embody their ideals. "Seek the Wisdom they sought." This was talking about Mythal but it makes so much sense for Solas and it's basically how he came to fall in love with Lavellan. Being a curious and inquisitive and open minded person is what attracts him to her but according to this codex it could be seen as a form of worship to act this way so even though he hates people treating him as a god in a way he's actually acting like one by endorsing this form of "worship" of him without realizing it? I dunno man I just love this concept I can't stop thinkin about the implications
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>>501198267 Play the game to find out
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>>501194361 We already had that in ME2, Shepard has to step in two times because teammates are about to kill each other. Difference is that their issues are actually dire stuff and their anger is understandable, in Veilguard these issues are shit like "this old man is taking too many books".
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is it just me or is the AI really retarded and it only ever seems to target the player? Also why the fuck cant my companions use abilities on their own?
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>>501173076 Dragon age armour has always had dumb Paldrons
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>>501198267 I mean given the chantry is dissolved even if it survives the death of Orlais, Alister probably dies alongside his entire kingdom and Sten fucked up so badly the entire army rebelled its not really something to brag about.
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>>501198267 Bellara asks Harding how tf she knows all these important people if she's just a rando grunt and I thought that was funny because DA parties really have been bands full of OC donutsteels
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>>501197808 I swear she wasn't that bad in base inquisition. They must've had bonkers metrics of people choosing the "i can fix him" line in Tresspasser that they had to write her next level pathetic in veilguard.
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I'm not sure if staggers are bugged or they're just balanced poorly.
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>>501193001 Stirland would have more Fish in the pie and Warmed Beer
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>>501197958 >poker nights at Fenris' estate >Varric helping out Merril >Anders helping out Isabella Even if it was only mentioned during banter, the sheer amount of interactions between characters did make them feel... Well maybe not as a family but at least as a group of companions who generally like each other beyond the basic "we're fightin together" teamwork.
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So one of the missives has a huge exclamation mark next to it. Yet I can't do anything with it. Is it a bug?
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Codex says Morrigan can turn into a dragon and has had innumerable lovers. Nothing about Kieran and the Warden.
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>>501198487 Veilguard isn't canon
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>>501193376 >about the companions being '' found family ' But like... families argue. Even if you love your sibling, that doesn't mean you agree with them on everything. That doesn't mean that you or them aren't going to do or say something retarded.
The point is to resolve the conflict, mostly on your own, without someone else mediating.
That line of thinking that "family never has any conflict" is extremely unhealthy.
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>>501197958 >>501199364 i saw a post that put it as: found family of mentally ill criminals that hate each other vs found family of people who enjoy each other. DA2's is more interesting and dynamic but I think VG does a good enough job of making the party feel close to one another
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Is Neve's romance decent asking for a friend
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>>501199757 >Nothing about Kieran and the Warden. Probably because they'd have to write codex entries for those decisions.
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you guys didn't actually purchase, play and enjoy DA:V, right?
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>>501199967 if you can handle her aggressively flirting with Lucanis anytime you take them both out yah
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>>501199483 The one from Neve? I thought it meant I could go meet her for a side mission in Minrathous while she was away but couldn't seem to find her
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>LoF deal more damage against mercenaries
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>>501199757 Did you miss the part where there’s no save import
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>>501199757 >and has had innumerable lovers wow they're actually going to the effort of cucking the Hero of Ferelden
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>>501200050 >you guys didn't actually purchase, play and enjoy DA:V, right? Thank god no.
I only purchased and played it.
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You know the thing about Felassan is that even though he may have been disgusted by Solas' apparent callousness he stayed loyal. He really understood and accepted him for who he was and even sung his praises until the very end. I think this game wants us to think of Solas killing him as "betrayal" but really Felassan was under no delusions that he would survive defying him. He didn't try to reason with Solas because he knew there was no point. It was really like "Alright, I know you know what I did so you can kill me now" type thing.
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>>501200231 She was always a slut
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>>501200231 Warden and Morrigan is the only romance that can match Lavellan and Solas in popularity.
We can have that, the bald elf must be the only thing in the players minds
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>>501193471 I think Alistair and Morrigan would be a better example. They don't like each other, they constantly bicker, and there's nothing to be done about it. There's no understanding to be reached, no compromise, they just don't fucking like each other at all.
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I'm glad Loghain's VA still gets work
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>>501199757 >Ferelden, Kirkwall and Orlais completely destroyed >go out of their way to say Morrigan cucked the Warden >Isabela's humiliation ritual for misgendering Traash Why do the writers hate the previous games so much? I'm glad Leliana wasn't in this shit game lmao
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>>501200648 Oh yeah I was gonna award points for that but it totally slipped my mind. I was excited when I heard his voice.
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>>501200663 >I'm glad Leliana wasn't in this shit game lmao Leliana already is a dumb reddit whore, you can't make her look worse.
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>>501195048 Yeah I mean if he really wants to draw tortured populist/radical metaphors, Elgar'nan is right there literally swaying crowds with his promises while Solas has apparently been abandoned by all those elves who were on his side at the end of Inquisition
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>>501200663 >Why do the writers hate the previous games so much? Is there any other game franchise that does this? Or at this level?
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He was my friend. If he'd wanted to conquer the Fade, I would have led the charge.
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>>501200315 the trannies won
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>>501200663 >Why do the writers hate the previous games so much? You know why.
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>>501200806 I think he was just being sarcastic.
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>>501200849 ... is what the illuminati whispered to him.
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>>501200831 Heroes of Might and Magic from 4 onwards
Asussy Creed
Age of Wonders
Fallout
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>>501200831 I could take a moment of my own time to tell you about the SMT franchise and how Apocalypse, Strange Journey Deep, and V have gone out of their way to completely invalidate the events of previous games. But I only have the energy to shit on one franchise right now.
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>>501200663 >>501200831 Because they are paid to:
1. Normalize transgenderism
2. Demoralize those that are against transgenderism
They are NOT paid to create a good game with a compelling story.
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He can't keep getting away with this
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>>501200463 That was just that rumspringa she went on before Origins. For word of it to have hit Tevinter she must have been fucking around since. Well at least I can be sure Kieran is my wardens.
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>>501201108 Or that people just like talking about others sex lives a lot
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>>501200663 >go out of their way to say Morrigan cucked the Warden Excuse me?
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>>501200663 With each new revelation the fact they've promised no DLC seems like a blessing at least every other companion is spared suffering.
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>>501200831 I know of two
SMT IV:A pissed all over the previous games. Made all of IV endings into bad ends and the protagonists of all previous games into tools
AssCreed post Desmond
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Which game has the worse ending, Mass Effect 3 or Veilguard?
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>Remember who became the new Divine? The Circle of Magi sure fucking doesn't, because whoever you chose it splits in two and apparently according to Harding the "Divine Victoria" was in charge at the time >All those elves who joined Solas at the end of Trespasser? Completely nonexistent, everyone loathes and mistrusts him, even other elves. Especially other elves. >The Warden's quest to avoid the Calling? This game does everything in it's power to avoid acknowledging the Warden's existence >Grand Enchanter Fiona's former status as a Grey Warden and her current immunity against the Blight is never mentioned? Irrelevant? >The Architect and the Disciples, and the implications of their immunity to the Archdragons' beckoning? Forgotten >Hawke? WHO? Varric is YOUR best friend >The Well of Sorrows? Doesn't matter, what's important is that you know about Solas' doomed romance with Mythal in the distant past >>501201329 This, you fucking get it. If DLC for this game existed I would assume that instead of merely ignoring plot hooks they'd go out of their way to retcon them.
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Why does every rpg thread need to have a cuckschizo
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>>501191868 but anyone can be more than their jobs, their function in the relation of production is not what defines the totality of their dasein
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>>501201629 the ending is unironically the only good thing in veilguard.
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>>501201629 Far and away ME3. It’s not even close.
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>>501201637 >All those elves who joined Solas at the end of Trespasser? Completely nonexistent, everyone loathes and mistrusts him, even other elves. Especially other elves. Let's be real, it's been 10 years since Inquisition and anyone forced to spend an extended amount of time with Solas would end up hating him
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>>501201648 it's the same person
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>>501201637 >Grand Enchanter Fiona's former status as a Grey Warden and her current immunity against the Blight is never mentioned? Irrelevant? Tourist.
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>spent 3 whole ass games where it's been repeated several times that Tevinter is the antithesis of Ferelden >finally a game that's set in Tevinter >basically just Ferelden but with spics and more mages than templars
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I think confirming that Keiran doesn't exist and Morrigan is back to being a witch of the wilds seducing random people might be the last straw for me.
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why is tevinter indian in veilguard, I thought they'd be persian or italian
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>>501201456 >SMT IV:A I HATE THE BONDS ROUTE I HATE THE BONDS ROUTE I HATE THE BONDS ROUTE and the worst part is Anarchy is pants on head retarded in it's own right, it's just that the FUARKING Bonds route is dishonest on every single goddamn level and Anarchy just confirms this.
Anarchy is still full of shit for not letting you kill the Goddess of Tokyo, a character you barely interact with and who Stephen declares will go out of her way to make trouble for you.
>Made all of IV endings into bad ends and the protagonists of all previous games into tools Don't forget it passed the buck of YHWH's role as an usurper to the Axiom/Mandela System, without explaining what the flaw in the universe that caused YHWH to act the way he does hinted by the developers until MAYBE V's DLC
>AssCreed post Desmond Everything about Valhalla screamed to me the devs wished they were working on God of War 4/Ragnarok instead
>>501201813 See this WOULD fine, if they game actually showed it
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>Of course, the greatest consumer of slave labor is the Tevinter Imperium, which would surely crumble if not for the endless supply of slaves from all over the continent. There, they are meat, chattel. They are beaten, used as fodder in the endless war against the Qunari, and even serve as components in dark magic rituals.
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>The official story of the Qunari attack upon the South holds that the "Dragon's Breath" plan to attack the south was a rogue action against official Qunari orders. This is true, but it is not the whole truth. >The Salasari, Triumvirate of the Qun, represents the Qunari people: the Arishok commands the Antaam, the military branch that represents the body; the Ariqun leads the scholars and priests, representing the soul; and the Arigena guides the craftspeople, representing the mind. After the Breach wreaked chaos across the South, the Triumvirate suggested caution and sent a Qunari representative to observe and report on the Inquisition. But some in the Antaam and the Ben-Hassrath believed their leaders lacked the will to end the threat. Dragon's Breath was indeed unsanctioned, but it was not unpopular. Qunari who had fought the blood mages of Tevinter had learned to fear all magic. They wanted a fast solution. >When Dragon's Breath failed, the surviving Ben-Hassrath spies surrendered. In contrast, the Antaam insisted that Dragon's Breath had failed because it did not go far enough. The bas, they declared, did not merit education under the Qun. They must be conquered or destroyed. When their Arishok, who had fought darkspawn in Ferelden during the Fifth Blight, argued against this demand, his own kithshoks declared him corrupt. They ambushed the Arishok at the war council, leaving him badly injured. >And then the bloodthirsty Antaam went to war, a body now bereft of mind and soul.
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>>501202076 >random they're not random at all
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>>501202076 >I can officially say that this is one of the worst games I understand your pain, but I will also tell you this as consolation: At least you never played any mainline SMT game past 4.
>I wanted this to be good I want to scream at you that you should have seen the writing on the wall the moment the new goofy Darkspawn designs emerged. But you sound like you've suffered enough to accept that every doomposter was right.
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>>501202241 its hard tonot come to the conqlusion they set it in a slum where the non magical population of Tevinter who are too poor to own slaves live on purpose so they wouldn't have to directly address it.
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>>501202291 Well you see, it's simple. By Veilguard, I wish for nothing but suffering and ruin to befall every major society in Thedas. I will not settle for the lesser evil. If the Qun end the threat of elves once and for all, all else is an acceptable casualty.
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Characters sure say Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain a lot in conversations it's getting distracting
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>>501167785 >Origins is the only Dragon Age game FTFY
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>Game ends with the last 2 Archdemons dead, the Blight's forces in tatters and the Grey Wardens' mission effectively finished I'm not saying they can't make a new game because you can continue virtually any story as long as you asspull hard enough, but god damn they're going to have to asspull something big to continue from this horseshit.
>>501202557 Anon, you're missing something important here
don't forget that Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain are free and trying to take over the world! Anonymous
>>501190356 I like them all way more than I thought, even Taash just comes off as a brash young person and the other characters treat her like that. Lucanis is prob the one I like the least because I expected him to be more awkward or mysterious and he's very normal and paternalistic for a shady abomination assassin. Likable but not very interesting imo. I'm kinda sad about Harding tho and how much of her story is about being an vessel for all the dwarf lore rather than her own person also
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>>501202076 Over 10 years ago, I played DA:O over and over again because I was autistic and Morrigan was my waifu. I swallowed my pride and "enjoyed" DA:2 as the "calm before the storm" before the Dragon Age franchise really took off and I was so eager to see my beloved waifu in future games.
And then, details about Inquisition came out. As soon as it became obvious that it was a retarded woke lgbtqp trannyfest, I turned away and never looked back.
Never played Inquisition, or Veilguard, never will.
You have to let go. Anything after DA:O is non-canon, anon.
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>>501202076 They don't actually WANT to honor the previous games. It's all just fanservice cameos that doesn't actually respect the history the franchise is built upon. Sad, but that's nu-Bioware.
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>>501202168 KKilling that hypocrite Nozomi and resurrecting her to use her ass as a breeding machine for all eternity makes Anarchy all worth it.
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>>501202926 >brash young person The others give her way less shit for it than characters in Dragon Age should. Also I hate that I kind of know what you mean. There are several scenes that successfully sell me on the idea that yeah, Taash is just a stupid child trying to look cool in front of the grownups with intense mommy issues. And then she blurts out the pronoun shit or starts sperging about dragons, and I find new reasons to hate her all over again.
>>501203098 You know what's really amazing in hindsight? The fact that fucking ME3 of all things honoured the choices you potentially made as early as ME1 better than 2 did for O.
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>>501203218 >You know what's really amazing in hindsight? The fact that fucking ME3 of all things honoured the choices you potentially made as early as ME1 better than 2 did for O. The Dragon Age franchise at large was dogshit, unfortunately. But Origins was really really good.
Such a shame.
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>>501202076 They don't deconfirm Keiran and Morrigan being a witch of the wilds seducing randos was a rumor about her before she even joins in origins.
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>>501202291 But then why are they serving the elven gods who are super mages who use the most dangerous magic around.
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>>501203376 this is why I'm always skeptical when someone says they're a "dragon age fan"
you're a fan of a franchise with 1 good game and 2 (now 3) absolute turds?
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>>501203494 I'm a fan of a franchise with 1 great game, 1 good game, and 1 okay-ish game.
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>>501202926 Lucanis is actually pretty interesting when you think of his like a father figure just like you said.
I really enjoyed his conversations with Harding because it's like he's describing what he does for work to his daughter.
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>>501203206 You're not wrong, but the fact that the entire goddess role is so tonally ass-backwards from what Dagda CLAIMS it's stated intention is just proves my point. Taking the narrative at face value the opportunity is supposed to be some kind of life-affirming precaution to cling to your humanity (and potentially reunite you with your sister, which the game very unsubtly presents as your soulmate), but what it actually comes across as is mindraping one of your traitors into a devoted slave for all eternity. And I'm genuinely unsure whether the dissonance was deliberate or not.
>>501203409 Where the fuck is Keiran, then.
Do not try to claim there is a reasonable explanation why he is irrelevant in a conflict involving two fucking elven gods coming back to conquer Thedas while a third tries to tear down the Veil.
>>501203494 It would be more honest-sounding to just claim you're a fan of one of the characters from the first two games, really.
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>>501203409 You’d have to play the games to know that
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>>501187991 DA ost was always forgettable, DAO and DA2 have like 2/3 good ost and they aren't even in the game, but ending/trailer/credit themes lol
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>>501202291 >oh btw Sten jobbed like a retard offscreen It just keeps happening
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>>501198871 >>501197808 considering all the shit solas did behind the scenes in dai, lavellan still wanting to be with him is completely irracional and at least lowkey obssessive, which makes things a little more interesting storywise
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>>501203794 Kieran is in his 20s now and has nothing to do with old god shit anymore.
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>>501203494 I've played every Dragon Age game except Inquisition cause I didn't have a PC that could run it then.
I've played KotOR, every Mass Effect (hell yeah Tali sex) and honestly at this point if you install a Bioware game and aren't expecting schlock then you're a retard.
Enjoy the schlock, it's what you paid for
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>>501202117 Almost everyone in this game is brown, I don't even mind brown characters usually, but everyone being the same is fucking dumb. I don't recall seeing any brown elves in DAO, now they are everywhere. Where have they been in the previous games?
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I only played DAO once a long ass time ago and same with DA2 and I was drunk most of the time playing Inquisition since I fucking hated war table bullshit, but who the fuck are the Executors? I have like zero recollection of that from past Dragon Age games. The only thing it brings back is memories of playing the Protoss campaign in Starcraft and hearing it over and over again.
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>The Venatori treat elves as subhuman >go cap in hand begging to elven gods for crumbs of power >The Antaam despise magic >kowtow immediately to the strongest magic users in the setting >The Antivan Crows buy child slaves and torture them into assassins >Lucanis' relationship with his grandmother appears to be somehow trying to turn this into a positive, while otherwise the game does everything in it's power to portray the Crows as mostly honourable freedom fighters undermined by a covetous traitor Something tells me the current writers don't understand the factions very well guys...
>>501203996 The MC of this game is, nominally, a relative normie and still goes on to triumph over multiple gods. No son of MY character would be this fucking plot irrelevant, Old God so or no.
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>>501204140 Don't worry we love all companions here even Traaash
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>>501204140 THANK YU FOR SAPPORT SAAR LOVE FROM INDIA
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>We are now 4 dragon age games in >You still can't romance a female qunari >There will not be a fifth
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>>501204487 >There will not be a fifth Anon, at the rate the franchise is going you would have been forced to resort to romancing the world's only obese female qunari (who is also autistic)
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>>501203098 wow, thats was really retarded
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>>501204140 You and everyone else
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>>501204705 It's not even that Neve is particularly hot, it's just that the other options are so godawful she looks like a supermodel by comparison to say-Bellara. Or Taash.
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>>501204193 >>The Venatori treat elves as subhuman >>go cap in hand begging to elven gods for crumbs of power There's a codex entry that touches on it. Venatori propaganda justifies the affiliation with "the old gods are still the old gods so it's fine" and "the gods approached us and want to be our sugar daddies, so clearly we're the TRVE chosen people, not the stinky dalish." Basically they just roll with it because it reaffirms their belief that they're awesome.
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i really regret picking mage 95% of my gameplay experience is pressing the dodge button
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>>501204140 Her chest is a bit too flat, but otherwise I'd hit it
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>>501195094 Bellara isn't Merril, she is ME1 Tali
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>>501204801 >The Venatori treat elves as subhuman Damn I didn't know they were that based.
>>501204802 >i really regret picking mage 95% of my gameplay experience is pressing the dodge button I'm so glad I rerolled from mage to warrior after the tutorial.
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>>501204801 >the old gods are still the old gods so it's fin That feels like something that should've been shot down the moment Elgar'nan openly treated one as his pet in public and when Gilan'nain popped hers into what looks like a nest full of Thresher Maws. Like am I really supposed to believe Venatori racism is so stupid that they can look at the last living specimens of their gods being subjected to domination and Dead Space-level biological mutation, and just nod their heads going "This is fine, everything is fine"?
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>>501187991 >get Hans Zimmer >soundtrack is completely forgettable Anonymous
>>501205029 The game really feels like it was made for warriors first and foremost in mind
>>501205101 >Be Hans Zimmer >Go from working on blockbuster soundtracks to this fucking slop Grim.
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>>501205101 >>501205174 It wasn't Hans Zimmer its some music production company he owns. Basically pay to slap his name on something
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>>501204802 Mage detonates Sundered so you need to bring Harding and/or Lucanis with you.
Harding also has a trait with one of her skills that makes it have a chance to auto-fire with a 60s cooldown. It's literally detonation town with the two of them.
This is with daggorb playstyle though, not sure how it would work for staff evoker.
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>>501205342 >so you need to bring Harding Translation: Play a warrior instead.
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>>501198445 companions basically dont exist, they are immortal and deal 0 damage outside of the abilities you command them to use. enemy AI only targets the player.
if you want to have fun in this game then reroll to Warrior ASAP
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>>501202291 But /dag/ told me Veilguard made the Qun all wholesome and shit
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>>501205069 Have you seen racism in real life
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>>501205174 Yeah it does, there 0 aggro management in this game and I do not know why.
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>>501205593 Yes. I'm also not a reactionary videogame developer, so I don't think it's quite strong enough to stand up to a fucking dragon god being turned into a necromorph great value pack.
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>>501205592 >Veilguard made the Qun all wholesome and shit No it saved that for the Crows. The qunari it just made kind of retarded
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>>501205741 they were always retarded desu
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>>501204680 You have to let go anon, and stop giving trannies your money.
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>>501205376 I actually replaced Harding with Emmrich, his Bell Tolls skill is stupid OP with stacking afflictions bonus necrosis damage.
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>ugh >oof >yikes >awkward >[gasps]
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>>501205816 My go to party is him and Neve
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>>501206080 Please tell me these are not all in the game
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why do none of the Dalish seem to care that everything that they worked for, studied, every scholarly attempt that forged their culture and religion was 100% wrong and they spent their entire lives dedicating themselves to just a pair of assholes?
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>>501204802 >there are retards out there that dont know about kirkwell drinks boosting your final damage permanently I dont even run a detonate build, i just run time stop+ harding final damage boost and mog the enemies with my spirit blade + shcoking weapons, even at level 16 shit dies in 5 seconds on nightmare unless its resistant to thunder
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>>501202291 >And then the bloodthirsty Antaam went to war Exactly how did they go to war without any support from the rest of the state and society?
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>>501206302 Are you still playing the tutorial?
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>>501206303 Bellara cares!
For like...2 minutes, tops
And then immediately gets over it by just going "They're mean and bad, so they have to be stopped ;^("
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>>501206303 They're kind of busy worrying about the fact that those very same gods they used to worship are planning to murder them all and/or turn them into disgusting abominations
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>>501206343 No. Fuck off, slot.
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>>501154446 >We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three. This has been in the OP for 14 threads now...
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>>501206476 They're basically just a Mongol hoard on a pillaging spree. They can't even supply sieges. Not a great plan.
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>>501206929 don't worry, we'll settle it by before the 1000th thread
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>>501207079 Peak retardation, but I suppose that's what you get when your entire culture is all about completely deranged obedience to your higher ups.
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>>501206476 Qunari society relied on no part of the triumvirate ever saying lol fuck you and leaving
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>>501207134 by that point it'll just be the gay Brazilian and the Solas/Lavellan shipper left
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>ham >lotta cheese >a flat bread
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>>501207358 Hey Taash? You think we could let Bellara or Lucanis cater this coming out party?
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>>501207358 >not even cut >just whole slabs of meat and cheese lol
lmao
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>>501207358 Just one ingredient short of Harding's famous ham jam!
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>>501207358 Oh wow, what I thought was a plate is actually a giant loaf of bread. That is also half of a pork roast, just piled on the plate. What the hell are these portions
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>>501207358 Name one single thing wrong with this meal
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>>501207548 It's lore accurate
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>>501206476 They're thoughtless meatheads and it's a flaw in the Qun. Being in an endless war with a faction of your society comprised of individuals predisposed to being violent and lacking any introspection you're gonna get pillaging warlords. I don't think the game ever actually argues that they're very effective. Just dangerous and their successes are because they are working with outside help. There's several codexes and parts of the story that points out how the Antaam can't get supplies, can't make forts, don't know how to heal.
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>>501207593 They're german
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Quite a difference going from Krem to something this ham(heh)-fisted
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>>501207358 hey she's a historian, not a cook.
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>>501207634 The proportions. Also the lack of vegetables.
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If Taash is not a dude or chick, how does the sex even work
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>>501207675 Thing is they're not followers of the Qun anymore one of the guys in Rivain even screams "the Qun is garbage" at you so them not subjugating their homeland first to whatever new beliefs they follow before going on an expansion spree makes no sense.
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>Harding's personal questline ends with her meeting a jelly sweet version of herself and then I have to play whack-a-mole with random mobs while she yells at the ceiling about how angry the rocks are >the conclusion to her character arc is that she learned the rocks are angry and will not delude herself to think otherwise
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>>501207785 In Germany, vee don't say
>I'm non-binary vee say
>Shokra toh ebra (through struggle, you find what you are) Anonymous
>>501207548 >tfw I eat like that Is it autism?
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>>501207983 They rebelled and invaded
Realized that they are in deep shit
Renounced Qun because of that
Reverted to their barbarian roots
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>>501206476 The codex answers.
>When the Antaam invaded the South, the people there were completely unprepared. Antiva and northern Rivain were overrun quickly, with the invaders pushing down through the Green Dales to the Minanter River, leaving only the southernmost of the Free Marches spared. From there, the Antaam pushed west, overpowering Tevinter magic with gaatlok cannons and brute strength until the defenders finally held at Vyrantium. Nevarra was spared, likely due to the Antaam fears of necromancy and unwillingness to attack until Tevinter was conquered, but almost half of northern Thedas fell to Antaam rule in just a few years. >To those asking why the Antaam waited centuries to attack in force if they were this powerful, I would remind them that the Qun teaches that outsiders are to be converted and educated. Under Qunari control, the Antaam have been fighting only Tevinter, and even then, they followed rules governing how and when to attack. Gaatlok cannons were not to be used on civilian targets, for example. When the Antaam broke from the Qun, they threw off the restraints that had held them back. >It is also important to note that the Antaam fought alone. With little in the way of supply lines or experts in food production—the craftspeople and strategic experts who would normally support them had not broken from the Qun when the Antaam did—the invaders needed to attack to keep eating. When they encountered resistance that would have forced a siege, the Antaam invasion stalled. The kithshoks who wished only to conquer now had to learn to rule the lands they would claim. Anonymous
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>>501207998 Don't forget the part where Rook and the other companion you took with you come hug her for support. It was so dumb. It's why I let her sacrifice herself, at least she can do something cool.
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>>501200663 Yeah, glad Cullen and Josephine aren't in this shit either.
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>>501208130 enjoy your clogged arteries by the time you're 40
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>>501207826 >everyone gets their own ultra-processed supermarket ham um, ok...
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Are enchants global?
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To my surprise I see Davrin stonks are rising.
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>>501207826 what the fuck are these stairs? Some of them are directly on top of one another
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>>501208242 >meat bad ok retard
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>>501208205 Its genuinely fucked how much important shit just happens off screen between Inquisition and Veilguard and is only vaguely mentioned or referenced. At no point in this game did I get the idea WW1 was ongoing at the same time.
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>>501208773 Processed meat is extremely bad
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>>501207983 That would require planning and executing a siege on Par Vollen which still has some military as well as all the strategic minds of the Qun when the Antaam were all already in the south. They can't even effectively lay siege to southern nations.
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>>501208618 He's boring but surprisingly not annoying to be around shame he has to die because I'm romancing Harding and It's too late to back off now
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>>501208242 I almost exclusively eat meat and I hate 0 health issues. Get fucked.
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I think I'm going to romance Emmrich because out of everyone I like his reactions to being flirted with the most.
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>>501209308 you're just a reverse pedo
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>>501209308 I said it before, and I'll say it again: I completely understand anyone who finds him more charming than the women.
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>>501209413 The technical term is catamite.
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>>501209596 Yes, they're global
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Yes, i have to use the staff
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>>501207826 I swear this image gets worse the more I look at it, why are the candles directly on the table??
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Plese tell me there's more people other than Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain because if I hear NPCs mentiond BOTH OF THEM a t the same time one more time I'm going to explode
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>>501210121 Now you're just nitpicking
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>>501209413 Yeah I'm not beating the allegations. Sad old men who are also magic are my type. You won't be surprised to learn I'm an
Emetfucker too
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>>501210121 where did they find all those tiny fetal skulls to make their bases? and why?
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>>501209308 >>501209417 I wish Lucanis was as receptive to the flirting and was more physically affectionate. I get the purpose to his arc and that it is a slow burn. But there's hardly anything of substance unfortunately.
Emmerich, while your typical dapper gentleman. He does have that poetic touch about him. Too bad he's too old to my liking. Anonymous
>>501209308 I can no longer support the kind of person you are and I've known you for 10 seconds
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>>501210491 Why is that? Why is liking him a big deal?
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>>501210443 >too old Anon, he's 50.
Emmerich is younger than Morrigan
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Antiva is a mixture of Spain and Italy: what is Tevinter supposed to be?
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>>501210560 He's old and gross
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>>501210570 Morrigan's in her 40s though
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>>501210570 yeah but they made him look 65+
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>>501210607 Itlay, but the trains are on time.
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>>501210607 It's Bharat since Inquisition
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>>501210240 I'm sorry.
Solas also exists Anonymous
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>>501210697 that's slavery for you
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>>501210570 >Anon, he's 50. I thought he was in his late sixties and early seventies. I could've sworn John Epler mentioning that somewhere.
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>>501210646 I think you're being quite shallow and judgemental! He is kind and gentle which is attractive to me.
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why is Solas so FUCKING BALD is there an explaination? he had hair before
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>>501210570 Morrigan isn't a romance option in this game, that's besides the point
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>>501210646 Counterpoint: He's not Harding, Taash or Bellara
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>>501210570 >Anon, he's 50. How olds Rook meant to be? I kind of guessed early 20s.
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>>501210951 My rook is an elf, he's around 70 but looks 20
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>>501198593 >I thought that was funny because DA parties really have been bands full of OC donutsteels It really feels like that. The thing that makes it feel like that, more than the "in so quirky", is how they all get along so perfectly from the get go. Almost like a bunch of friends who have known eachother for years just rolled some new characters.
Not that that's entirely a bad thing, especially when you think about this like its some DMs homebrew in the setting.
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>And then the dread lord took me
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>hear morrigan is in the game >fear for the worst >sure enough, she never mentions the HoF, is having a bunch of sex without him, and Keiran is never mentioned a single time
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>>501211139 I always make sure to get the ones AWR voiced :3
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>>501211010 elves have human lifespans in DA though. Thanks Soalas.
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>>501210872 I heard that some dev said it's just basically because he's so old. Didn't seem like Abelas had hair either. I buy it because a lot of ancient elven art stuff depicts them with no hair too
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>>501211263 I never said anything about longer live spans, he's just that /fit/
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>>501211165 >This can't possibly not be malicious, right you don't know how cruel they can be
>>501199757 Anonymous
its over, quyn is filtering me
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>>501198267 >Not in origins >Not in origins >Not in origins >In one specific ending the saviour of the world gets a position of power in the nation he saved Not a king btw, try playing the god damn game
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>>501211556 >Not a king btw, Alistair definitely becomes king. You'd know this if you played the game
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>playing on NM >story boss is 10 levels higher than me and red skulled >now I have to go do side content to level up and shit
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>Bioware gave women Emmrich because they were butthurt that Dorian was gay >Bioware couldn't give fags a troublesome ancient elf romance like Solas, or even a Cullen/Alistair
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>>501203098 wow, that's based and anyone who thinks otherwise is retarded
Origins my beloved
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>>501212237 >I want the same romances from 10 years ago, but slightly different, for the rest of my life Anonymous
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>>501203841 The Origins theme is absolutely incredible though
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>>501212237 >Bioware couldn't give fags a troublesome ancient elf romance like Solas, or even a Cullen/Alistair Funny that considering Solas was initially meant to be bisexual but Patrick Weekes tossed that aside to avoid backlash of making a villain who wasn't straight. Cullen was also meant to be bisexual as well in Inquisition but it was "scrapped for time". Though there is dialogue recorded that can be modded back in. Bioware likes to pat themselves on the back for their representation. But they will only provide the absolute bare minimum for m/m romance.
>>501212462 >>I want the same romances from 10 years ago, That's the thing we never had them to begin with.
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>>501212629 >Patrick Weekes ah, the notorious Patrick '' i'm non-binary but i dont like thinking about two men in a relationship.. '' Weekes
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>>501212462 you can't deny Bioware romances have diminishing returns every new game. I can't even remember who I settled for in Andromeda
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>>501211556 am i retard or does he shock the water so his attacks will always hit you
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>>501211139 wrong general anon
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>>501212897 The human with the fat ass? Cora or whatever
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>>501207079 The Mongols, who very much did excell in sieges?
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>>501212809 Supposedly Weekes even tried advocating to have Garrus be a potential love interest to male Shepard as well as femshep. Though that was shot down quickly in the writers room.
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>>501208807 Most of these big developments happened in comics and short stories. I suppose the writers are looking at this whole franchise as more of a multimedia endeavor than they did during the first couple instalments.
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>>501213121 Okay Weekes, you tried to do ONE based thing.
Aliens having gender preferences when it comes to humans is just convoluted but whatever.
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>>501213018 >Cora The only love interest with the most explicit sex scene. Meanwhile everyone else had a fade to black. Jaal and Peebe had also left little to the imagination. But nothing to the extent Cora provided. Bioware even got a former Naughty Dog animator to work on that scene and it shows.
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>>501213330 >Okay Weekes, you tried to do ONE based thing. If only it were to be. How can someone sink so low in terms of his craft? He might not be the best writer but how can you write characters the likes of Mordin and Solas. And also end up with the likes of Taash?
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>>501212809 I am pretty sure the no gay men in ME rule came from Casey Hudson not weekes
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>>501208842 >Nooo not salt >REEEE SMOKING BAD shut up you god damn goon, I bet you're some lardarse yank dyke
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whats the best warrior weapon in the game? the all elemental damage sword?
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>>501213158 which is dumb in itself given they supposedly simplified this games continuity to be a good jumping on point for newbies
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>>501213589 Not that anon but I thought it was more so from the doctors themselves. After the "controversy" the first Mass Effect game recieved from Fox News.
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>>501213369 Didn't that Mexican Shadow Broker get one?
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The Solas romance was added for actual story and character reasons (proven by Veilguard actually) and the fact that it was economical to do if they restricted it to only have to do one set of animations for it.
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They could remove all the companions and make Manfred and Assan the only members and it would only be an improvement
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>>501213578 No idea. Wasn't Weekes the main writer for Trespasser too? Like wtf... guess those 10 years of ingesting woke juice was just too much.
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>>501213916 Just got him and I 100% agree. I just hope this game is over soon, I can't take it anymore.
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>>501211846 Oh I thought you meant the warden himself
Alistair isn't a 'random grey warden' at all
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>>501154446 Modding scene status?
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Desire demon status?
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I just had a conversation with taash where I used present tense when talking about Varric and she didn't say anything. I'm now convinced these cunts are gaslighting Rook.
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Am i the only one who skips all dialogs and chooses the response that sounds more based without any context?
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>>501213641 A diet high in nitrates (found in processed meat) increases your risk of digestive cancers.
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Remember, a vote for Neve is a vote for communism. She was an awful viec president during her time in Tevinter and she laughs like a hyena. Do not vote for her. If you want legal abortions so bad use blood magic.
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>>501214643 Do you have any idea what fertiliser uses?
Do you know how plants work?
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>>501214793 Neve is not a communist!
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>>501207826 >a ham the size of their head >three pounds of cheese This isn't a balanced meal.
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>>501214049 Nonexistent. The most have are reshaders and things to remove the bloom effects. Nothing else in terms of changing variables in the CC or gameplay. Not even a proper nude mod yet.
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I can't find any demons to talk to. Remember the Sloth bear from the mage origin? Or the Desires from Redcliffe and the mage tower? I liked talking to them.
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>>501214793 Doesn't matter Thedas is ruined anyway
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>>501214986 Plants have natural nitrates. The added nitrates in cured/processed meat break down into chemicals that are bad for you. I didn't say they're poison just not good to eat a lot of.
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>>501215370 Reyes Vidal? No, he also only got a fade to black. Going beyond that him and Gil Brodie, the ship mechanic. Were the only m/m romance options for Scott Ryder at launch. He had no squadmate love interest of the same sex. Eventually Bioware restored Jaal's romance with Scott in the final patch for Andromeda. Thanks to enough outcry about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMK8ObpNoaw Anonymous
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"neve" mean "snow" in italian
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>>501215209 The best part is that its literally one of these hamlike products because I guess the devs think thats real meat.
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Hello /dag/, I'm new here.
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"Lace" means "lace" in English.
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>>501213873 It was actually added later when they delayed the game by a year.
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>>501215970 Yeah it was but I'm explaining the reason why they felt like they should bother adding it at all.
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"taash" means "cards" in hindi
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>>501216260 How do you know that
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>>501216260 In English its slang for moustache a kind of facial hair commonly but not always found on men.
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>>501215684 Mate we mine nitrates to add into fertiliser that is then absorbed into the plants, and they're all as natural as eachother And they are identical if in meat or veg
There are very little actual detailed studies that give any empirical data to work off of on this
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Isabela means "whore" in german
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>>501212928 Worse than that when he swings his shocking/necrosis attacks the hurtbox stars from a box beneath him so even if you circle around you still get shocked + necrosis which makes you think that its the water that its hurting you, but if you step too back you'll summon level 25s drowned miners which will fuck you in your ass, probably the worst fight i have seen in a game
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Cullen means Gay Slut in Russian
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>>501216462 >In English its slang for moustache You're thinking of "stache" you dumbfuck.
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Rook is a chess piece with a value of around 5 (a queen is worth 9 for reference)
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>>501216606 Cope however you want, it's your guts I don't give a fuck lol
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Zevran means Jackdaw in Czech
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The Warden means "the white man who be keepin all the bruthas down" in american
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Ombrecœur means craven heart in english.
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>>501217054 >Something that challenges my worldview >Best be a little bitch rather than learn (even if only to argue against still) lmao, seriously go find something that isn't some minor study done on at most a couple thousand people where the percentile differences in cancer is anything more than minute
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>>501216826 nope "tash" is too. At least in British English
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Should I upgrade/buy gear when available or save up materials/gold?
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>>501217424 >Ombrecœur wrong general anon
the GOTY thread is that way, here we only play games with SOVL
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>>501217535 >>Something that challenges my worldview You didn't challenge my worldview you're saying stuff I already know to be wrong. And you could know 2 if you just looked it up. Google is free.
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The Warden means "cuckold who watches Morrigan have sex with her hundreds of lovers" in retcon
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Solas means pride in Indian
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>>501216826 It's both, ESL mong
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Leliana means.
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The reveal that elves are actually spirits is unironically a decent explanation why they're so racially diverse. Just came a little late in the series.
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Fenris means bishonen sex slave in Japanese
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Gaider means "gay durrrrrrr" in Hebrew
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If no one else is willing to say it then I will
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Thedas stands for THE Dragon Age Setting btw
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Bioware means dead studio in russian
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>>501217612 >I know it's wrong because... >GOOGLE IT I told you to find a study that can't be handwaved away by it's utterly minor levels of variation
Pot sorbate is pot sorbate no matter what it's in
A 2% difference over a small survey is not conclusive to make an objective statement over
Take it on the chin (however many you have)
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>>501217827 Not a highbar of comparison.
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>>501217827 I think I'll replay DA2. Do you have any recommended mods?
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The devs knew their target audience providing the elven translations of "womb" and "I want you inside of me" in this game. I really wanted to try to translate all that shit Ghil says but it seemed really hard. I recognized a few words, mainly, "blood"
>>501217935 I really don't care if you want to eat foods that aren't healthy and be delusional about it anon I really don't. Live your best life.
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>>501217978 this person would wet themselves over the elven orphanage in Origins
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>>501217978 Level 30 and have only seen pixar and fortnite
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>>501218085 cope however you want, you made a claim that has no substantial evidence to argue for
Silly seppo
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>>501217993 Improved Classes, Inquisition Textures, HD pack, Bloody Teeth
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>>501217978 >Bellara: Maker these people died... They are dead... It can't be... Anonymous
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>>501217978 > Redditor after quirky chungus chink elf made 20 disney pixar scenes but they find some dead bodies on the floor Anonymous
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>>501217548 Don't ignore my post, you rancid swine.
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>>501217978 Does it define the setting, or are these only "easter eggs"? Don't you think the nuance matters?
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>>501205069 I love Llara, she's the light of my life
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>>501218367 people.....die....
it's what....they do....
*teleports*
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>>501218407 I have yet to come across easter eggs.
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>>501218367 WHYYYYY does she talk like this it drives me up a wall. What were they even going for?
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>>501217978 Dark '' aesthetic '' and visuals are one thing, but how do these dark events affect the party, the companions and the protagonist? The tone of the game is way too light for the stuff that is supposedly happening. And then you have so many instances where the party just... lives in their own little world that seems to not remember what is at stake.
People say Inquisition is not dark enough, but at least your companions had mostly appropriate reactions to the fucked up shit that was actually happening.
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>>501218645 'Toss really fell off
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>>501217978 >returns to the lighthouse to talk about pronouns with taash and about coffee with lucanis Anonymous
>>501218635 So far the only dark and sad bit I encountered was when Bellara talks about her brother. More sad than "dark", anyway. I feel like, for example, Viper's backstory being a bred mage, an anti slaver, etc could have been a decent side questline.
Then she's talking with Neve about a serial killer but they dont seem really bothered by it.
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>no unironic waifuposting
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>>501218645 >they added it to the dictionary! what is the point of this terrible argument when it was already grammatically correct in the first place
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>>501217978 That picture is less creepy than when you find Sandal on Fort Drakon and that whole thing was pretty much a joke scene.
Not even going to comment about how those people think dark only means blood and gore
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>>501218927 >Viper's backstory being a bred mage, an anti slaver, etc could have been a decent side questline. We already had an example of that with Dorian and no, it actually isn't interesting at all.
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>>501218936 Solas is the waifu. There has been a fair bit of Solasposting.
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>>501218635 >but at least your companions had mostly appropriate reactions to the fucked up shit that was actually happening. > Rook's team finds a bunch of mutilated dead corpses >> Rook: Guess they were all just... dying to meet me. >> Neve: I'm a detective. My intuition tells me.. something bad happened here. >> Harding: Oh gosh! This is horrible!! >> Bellara: Well... that just happened. >> Lucanis: Mierda! Those are a lot of dead bodies, oleh. Anonymous
>>501218645 >what is pluralis maiestatis people have been using retarded pronouns since the dawn of time
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>>501218936 They brutally murdered Harding and replaced her with a teenage girl in a Dwarf woman's body.
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Qunari right now be like "in terms of military, we have no military."
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>>501218964 A dictionary is descriptive, not prescriptive, and it defines words and describes how they are used regardless of it it's grammatically correct or not. Stupid argument.
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>>501219190 Hearts and minds, anon.
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>>501219136 no it's new and people do it entirely to stop me from getting a gf
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>>501219190 lucky for them Tevinter is run by a gay pacifist and everyone else is dead.
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>When the seers learned that the Antaam in Rivain were destroying ancient shrines and ruins of earlier settlements, we sent a delegation to the Antaam to ask why (with the Lords of Fortune offering their services as protection). The Antaam who met with us was a massive gold-horned kithshok (formerly a general, now effectively a warlord) who now styled himself Isskatari, or Master Killer. >"We know you wish to conquer, but why must you destroy these things?" we asked him. >He grunted in disgust and replied, "I served in Kont-aar for years. I watched as your people laughed at us and acted like you were better. As you tried to tempt us away with your wrong ways." >"The things you are destroying are sacred to us," we told him. "They cannot be replaced." >"Paintings and statues are not sacred," he told us, and shattered an ancient funeral vase with a blow from his axe. "Words in a book are not sacred. A sword is sacred for what it can cut. When it breaks, it is trash. A warrior is sacred for who he can kill. When he dies, he is dust." >His words shook us, as did the hatred behind them. This was a man who thought that laughter must have a loser and a winner, who had lived with resentment of those outside the Qun for years and now had no leaders to hold him back from destroying anything that offended him. He had rejected the teachings of the Qun and replaced those beliefs with brutal practicality bereft of curiosity or compassion. >The Lords of Fortune have since worked to save ancient treasures when they can be found and taken safely. As for the Antaam, it seems those in Rivain will kill and destroy until they are stopped.
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>>501219401 >Tevinter is run by a gay pacifist Only if you choose Maevaris to be the Archon
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>>501218936 Honeymoon period lasted 48 hours and /dag/ skipped straight to the 5 stages of grief after
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>>501219268 but it is grammatically correct and always has been. you don't need to say "they added it to the dictionary" because it was already correct
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>>501219526 >Dorian restarts the Tevinter Imperium. Didn't see that one coming back in Inquisition
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>>501219027 There should be more desu. Where are my sisters?
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>>501218645 >added in 2019 Almost like this is just some silly current day fad that can only be measured on subjective levels. Wear whatever pronouns you want, but ima still be making fun of your goofy ass.
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>>501219526 Wait, don't tell they killed this chad
He had the drip
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>The attack on Vyrantium marked a pivotal turn in the overall Antaam invasion. As one of the largest cities in the Tevinter Imperium, Vyrantium was a key shipping and trading port and a cultural center second only to Minrathous. Capturing it would let the Antaam cut off Minrathous from the rest of the empire and, with the help of a naval blockade, starve the city into submission. >Reports state that the Antaam were initially greeted with celebration by slaves harvesting crops outside the city. They knew that the magisters feared the Qunari and saw in the Antaam a chance for liberation from oppression, as the Qunari at Kirkwall had done for the elves. But the Antaam warlord leading the attack, a kithshok called Staffbreaker, punished soldiers who tried to treat with the slaves. He ordered that all bas be cut down, to shake the resolve of Vyrantiumls defenders. >Had Staffbreaker welcomed the slaves, he might have guaranteed supplies for his army and gained converts from those who had suffered under Tevinter's cruelty. Instead, he accomplished what was once thought impossible: making the magisters of Tevinter seem the lesser of two evils. From slave to magister, every hand supported Vyrantium, and battles between gaatlok cannons and mage staves left everything east of the city a charred wasteland. >As of this writing in 9:52 Dragon, Vyrantium remains besieged, under bombardment from both land and city, but the Antaam have pushed no farther.
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>>501219636 He is scorned by Lucerni being a flop, so now he wants to go full tyrant. Good for him, the whole '' I'm going to make Tevinter a better place through smart politics uwu '' thing was bound to fail.
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>Careful, theres Antaam down there. >They go hard.
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>>501219720 He was supposedly killed offscreen together with all the non-Venatori magisters in Minrathous when Elgar'nan conquered the city in the time (roughly 30-40 minutes) Rook spent in the Fade.
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>>501219756 Does the Antaam produce gaatlok powder on the go? I may be misremembering but wasn't it supposed to be a tedious and slow process?
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>>501219838 >liberals finally learning that asking nicely doesn't work now we're truly in the realm of fantasy
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>>501219838 It's the hairstyle. It turns you evil.
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>Neve: Did Mythal called Solas "love" in that memory? >Lucanis: Thats what it sounded like. >Taash: So they were doing it? >Bellara: The elven gods were free with their emotions. They felt things deeply. >Bellara: The way they expressed things. Well. It feels romantic to us, but that wasn't really how it was back then, I mean. >Taash: Nah. They were doing it.
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>>501219838 Uhhh, Bioware?
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>>501219838 > The trans character is the peaceful good leader most of the playerbase will choose > The gay character is an evil tyrant The pendulum is switching and trannies and tranny writers keep vilifying and hating gay men while portraying troons as saints. Amazing.
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>>501219838 >tyrant He's still of the mind that slavery should be abolished and that all people deserve freedom and safety, and he said as much in front of Archon Radonis and the senate of Magisters. There will be no tyranny.
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>>501220284 Elven gods, Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain...
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>>501220284 Oh don't remind me. These discussions about Solas' (regrets) memories just showcased how fucking useless Taash is. She has NOTHING important to say ever, she is just there to marvel quip and act uninterested and '' too cool for smart people talk, let's hit things instead. ''
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>>501220284 God I hate Bellara. I wanna tell her vallaslin are slave brands to hurt her feelings.
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>>501220372 >never thought i would die fighting side by side with a homo Anonymous
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>>501220284 thats kinda funny
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>>501220448 Well yes, but I'm just happy the previously defanged Dorian has come back with a bit more bite.
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>>501220284 >They felt things deeply. Anonymous
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>>501220448 >The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant. Dorian Pavus
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The reason I don't like Taash is because everything from their design to their personality makes it nearly impossible to not at any point draw comparison to Karlach, and the comparisons are quite simply not flattering to Taash.
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>>501221191 And it's not like Karlach is a good character to begin with.
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>>501221191 Karlach's penis is bigger too.
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>>501221191 Karlach is one-dimensionally cis, that's boring.
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>>501220829 I'm sorry it's just that outburst of hers gave me so much second hand embarrassment and detracted from my enjoyment of a scene about my BELOVED SOLAS
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>>501219476 makes me remember about the notion of historical patrimony being created due to vandalism from the french revolution
seems like this part was inspired by it
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>>501221404 AHAHAHAHA
FAGGOT BTFO
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Someone make a REAL thread NOW
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>>501219838 >They brought back gayder's self insert to make his big project a flop and rewrite what he wanted to do Anonymous
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>>501222646 Somebody there really hates Gayder for some reason.
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>>501161618 She's still ugly anon.
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>>501218964 I learned in 3rd grade Language Arts class that "they" is a pronoun to refer to a plurality, not a singularity.
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>>501226308 Sorry, she is. She's the equivalent of that abhorrent asari in Andromeda. Same fugliness
