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For all things Dragon Age. Talk about Veilguard or other DA games. Reply to the OP if you have an addition to make. We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three.
>Veilguard Official Launch Trailer: https://youtu.be/NdtmtuzICOI >Veilguard waifu poll https://strawpoll.com/wby5Q602jyA Previous:
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Rook says GAY RIGHTS are HUMAN RIGHTS.
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>>501096134 Gay South American who spams his gay characters here
>>501096415 >>501096279 I'm surprised they didn't end it on Traash
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>>501096279 OUR FUCKING HEROES
AND TAASH
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>>501096419 The future is indian.
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>>501096279 Imagine being your average peasant when you find out heaven was actually just some bald guys disease ridden prison for his old friends.
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Solavellanon's points tally: 648
Solavellan supremacy
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Is it true the grandpa can become a lich? what the fuck were they thinking
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>>501096767 Imagine being a human when you realise the elves are fucking demons.
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>>501096924 I'd fuck demons too desu
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>>501096783 Chud like him shouldn't ever touch Dragon Age
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Would the story even significantly change if you removed Rook?
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>>501097070 Nobody would be able to accomplish anything. All the companions have proven to be extremely incompetent and incapable. Varric is dead. Harding is an insecure mess. There's nobody to lead.
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>>501096793 How many kids will they have
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>>501096981 Only desire demons. Imagine fucking her while staring into her pretty eyes.
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> 12 hours into the game > Still not a single mention of you needing to be BORN with magic to use it
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So where did the whole Maker story come from if Andraste was actually Flemeth/Mythal? Did she actually bullshit people about a whole new god just to mess with them?
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>>501096783 >romanceable dragon I know that degenerate
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>neither neve or harding mention varric dying >"tee hee they just assumed you knew"
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>>501097361 This game changed alot lol
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The very first dialogue with Neve in the lighthouse is so braindead i actually think i got brain damage just by listening through it, and there are 50 hours of this ahead
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>>501097164 Neve would make a good leader
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>>501097494 > The incompetent fashionista detective would lead HAHAHAHAHHA
Women make for shit leaders.
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>>501097373 maybe it was to discourage anyone trying to enter the fade or black city again
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Lots of callbacks to Inquisition. Not a lot of callbacks to the other games.
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>>501097361 >somehting you're born with that was before the
BREACH now everybody can be a mage
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>>501097361 I thought Lucanis said he had no magical ability before Spite was forced into him.
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>>501096279 >We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three. This has been in the OP for 13 threads now...
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>>501098093 Add something new
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This combat is filtering me. So many enemies are ranged spammers who get me while I'm trying to pay attention to parry the melee ones, and there's just so much particle pollution in general I can't see the ranged attacks anyway.
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> Meet Tranny character > No option to behead it or beat it to death or at least misgender and do a push up
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>>501097686 Not surprising
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>>501097686 Sounds like the new hollyjewed 'soft-reboot' trend.
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>>501098085 That's what he says. You tell him it's mages the ones who get posessed and he mentions he doesn't have a lot of magic talent. Wording it that way makes it sound like everyone can be mages but some are better than others, which shouldn't even be a thing.
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>Tash+Harding >Neve+Lucanus
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>>501098326 There was unironically more roles to play in KCD when the only character you could make was Henry of Skalitz
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>Option: Listen, you idiot! >Response: Are you kidding me?!
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are you forced to recruit every companion?
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>>501098541 Emmrich+Strife
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>>501098541 Grandpa is out, so you can figure out the last pair
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>>501098719 Mass Effect won
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I haven't played previous DA games and I have one question:
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>>501098827 Yes. But if you want them to die in the ending, just don't do any of their quests (and assign them bad positions to work in during the ending missions so there's a big chance they die).
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>>501098839 No signs of Devrin being Gooked so far
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>>501096279 gay shit aside, is this game any good?
should i play older dragon ages? the combat looks kinda comfy, I like 4 niggas in a row esque content. is it anything like ff crystal chronicles
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I'm surprised this game has zero romances outside the companions.
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>>501098897 They even reduced the maximum number of active party members from four to three. Mass Effect did indeed won.
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>>501098987 wow, just like ME2...
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>>501099173 Anon loves Matt Mercer!
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>>501099104 I don't think Davrin or Bellara have any romances outside of Rook. It's Neve + Lucanis, Taash + Harding and Emmrich + Strife.
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>>501099173 Bioware isn't Owlcat, CD Project, or Larian. They're doing their own thing, and should be commended for it.
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>>501099353 >Emmrich + Strife What
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best companion
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> Mierda! > Mierda > Mierdaa! > Mierda > MIERDA > Coffeee > MIERDA
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>>501099113 Play Origins instead.
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Good lord the CC is killing me all the heads are uggos.
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>>501099405 >I wish Bioware did what they did with their previous games! >no you're wrong they're doing they're own thing So...that happened
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>>501099113 >the combat looks kinda comfy lol
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> The city of magic and slavery > Is the city of boring brown colors and beggars
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>>501099287 >wow, just like ME2... WAT?
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>>501099429 Maybe he meant Spite?
What is Spite's gender anyway?
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>>501099651 Um, I'm pretty sure you're hurting, Gook.
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shianni my love !!dFi9y8xX0lX
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>>501099353 So Bellara is the only one purely for (you)
At least yellow fever fags should be happy i guess
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Do you think any of the writers are in a normal romantic relationship?
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>>501099747 what the fuck
this zesty nigga?
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OH SO PEOPLE CAN BE FUCKING MEAN TO ME BUT I CAN'T BE MEAN TO THEM??
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>>501099651 Based Bellara with the critical info
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>>501099436 >best elf Out of the companions I think I prefer Davrin for his no-nonsense attitude. It's nice to have one guy who has zero interest in any of the bullshit and is just trying to zero in on what needs doing and how to get it done.
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>>501100037 why is First Warden like this?
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>>501099891 As soon as she moves in to the lighthouse you find out she was a dyke and she just broke up with the veil jumper you meet in the cutscene. She also talks a lot about how many relationships she had.
If anything you're the weak beta the chink whore felt like settling down for.
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>>501100037 If it makes you feel better
you get to knock him out cold with a sucker punch later on. Anonymous
>>501100129 >>501099747 HAHAHAHAHAHA
it was so obvious the old necro was a faggot. EVeryone kept telling me "nooo he's like one of those 50s super heterosexual men" when he gives massive "flamboyant faggier Dorian" vibes.
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>>501099651 Awww, she cares
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>>501100182 Bellara is actually one of the better characters though, even if she is really annoying. It helps you can make her control the blight in the ending and become an important instrument in dealing a decisive setback against Elgar'nan (instead of Neve). Fits better too because she is really the only one thinking about dalish faith and heritage in the game, and being horrified by the gods.
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>>501099642 the last mission with the reapers or whatever, where you can kill a bunch of your teammates giving them retarded assignments
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>>501100510 >Bellara is actually one of the better characters though No. Just fucking no. Stop justifying this character's existence anywhere outside of a Pixar movie.
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>>501100353 Every companion is a fag though.
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Why do the writers have such a hate boner for Grey Wardens. Why do they always have to make them evil or incompetent or stupid or retarded or weak?
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>dorian and solas nerding out over magic >vivienne being passive agressive bitch to both
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>>501100614 >he's seething at Bellara because Bioware didn't validate his parasocial relationship with Leliana Sad. Touch grass.
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>>501100678 >The Gay Warthey/thems Anonymous
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>>501100353 He's based on Vincent Price and he's straight
>>501099747 awful
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>save Minrathous >kill Ghilan >enter Fade >exit Fade >Minrathous has fallen
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Those hand on hip sassy position everyone makes is driving me fucking INSANEEEEEEEEEEE it looks so faggy nobody stands like that in real life.
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>>501100767 >mental gymnastics didn't work, let's try strawman Nice try, faggot.
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>>501100819 >save treviso >kill ghilan >enter fade >exit fade >minrathous has fallen oh did you want variation in your story?
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>>501100106 >Davrin I like him too. Pretty much all the companions are fun.
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>>501100678 Makes sense that nobody likes them.
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>>501100678 Because the fuck else are you gonna do with them? Inquisition and Veilguard are centered around blight and blight-related things, but Gey Wardens aren't main characters so they can't just do their job and deal with blight and blight-related things.
Therefore, they have to be excluded out of the story or at least rewritten as antagonists.
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this fucking game lmao>they can't fit into those very large gaps
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>>501100764 >Vivienne and Dorian both bullying Solas. Nothing in Veilguard will come close AT ALL.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a racist, sexist homophobe.I'm attracted to Taash and I want to romance her.
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>>501099747 necromancer dating a demon. DA1 and 2 chantry would be calling an exalted march on the lighthouse at this point
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>>501101029 why are the bones in a solid surface like that anyway...
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>>501100927 >gets btfo >resorts to ad hominem attacks Shocking.
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>>501101118 It's a Skyrim reference
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>>501101068 Horrible taste. She is the ugliest companion easily.
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>>501101068 >she/her 10000000 push ups NOW
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>>501101140 >btfo lol
lmao even
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>>501101068 >I need help you need help because you're a piece of shit not because you think Taash is cute
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>>501101068 Make sense, all homophobes and right wings are closeted gay
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>>501101068 now post the BG3 one
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>>501100984 >Pretty much all the companions are fun. No. Davrin is fine though, but he and Neve are both just fine, boring and inoffensive. It's a pretty hard shift from Inquisition, where almost all of the cast were their own brand of crazy.
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>>501095041 Most Solas enjoyers tend to also romance him, which infuriates me a great deal. Sorry, I was being presumptuous
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Is there anything cool or interesting if you make an Orlesian Warden for Awakening instead of playing as exported one?
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Inquisition and Veilguard are the story of how Solas was saved by his true love.
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>>501101678 no one trusts the new honhon vs kneeling before the hero
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>>501101678 People treat you different sometimes
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>>501101678 Just some shit talk
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How would the Warden, Hawke and the Inquisitor react to the masculine female companion coming out as non-tertiary
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>>501101068 Biochads, we won. Look at them goblins
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>>501101748 >no one trusts the new honhon No one should trust any honhon, especially Leliana
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>>501101850 Shadowheart...
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>>501099436 even tho i didnt watch it i doubt she would dethrone merrill rivalmance
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Sorry I just had to make a note of this amazing dialog I just experienced>Bellara:That satchel! That was Milora's! Is Milora's I mean. >Rook: So why would a demon have it? And where's Milora? >Bellara: I don't know. I wish did but I just...I don't. (Keep in mind the whole premise of this mission is searching for missing Jumpers). I can't think of any explanation that makes this a good thing. >Emmrich: Then we must hurry. >Bellara: Yeah. Right.
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>Rook pushing his dick into Bellara's otherwise dyke pussy
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>>501101803 > Hawke: Aw... you just got misgendered? Their their. *smug smile* Anonymous
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>>501101892 Rude! Leliana is VERY trustworthy!
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>>501101932 Not even close, you can't bully her
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>>501101803 Inquisitor still had to balls to go all 'But isn't Krem a woman?'
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>>501101803 none of them would give a shit because no one who has literally anything going on in their lives gives a single fuck about someone else's gender identity
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So objectively, how are the romances in this game? Good? Bad? Enough content? Not enough?
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>>501102260 Oh gross who's that hideous chud?? is it a new type of darkspawn???
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>>501101803 Unlike Rook, these three have actual lives and people they care about so they wouldn't fucking CARE about such shit at all
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>>501101850 Shadowheart is cute, you absolute giga nigga!
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>>501102260 romances are good but i wish they had more content
bellara is the best romance by far
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>>501100678 Authority figures. A main theme is opposing those because you can't tell me how identity mom I'm non-binary because I feel like it
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>>501101803 >leave conversation Anonymous
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>>501102048 >Their their. *smug smile* Had me choke on my drink you fucker
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>>501102470 Don't listen to the bugfucker.
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Bros should I finish this game? I'm a level 27 mage, I feel like I've experienced everything the game has to offer and the writing has gotten so grating than I'm just mashing B through everything. Once I figured out that abilities give i-frames the combat has degenerated into a cheesefest where I run away until my mana regens and then spam iframe moves. Is it worth continuing to see the ending?
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>>501102470 Listen to the bugfucker.
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>>501100678 It's not like they didn't have material to work with given how the First Warden has been described in the past, but my god they just had no nuance with this guy
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>>501102438 Don't you fags have your own thread?
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>>501102656 I'd fug a bug.
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Really just felt like they directly stole this scene from Witcher 3 lmao
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Why is it a goo monster now anyway?
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Are there any lolis in Veilguard?
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>>501103058 A black one, yes.
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>>501103001 It had me in mind of BG3, even with the crackly voice.
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>>501103005 Because it turned into a LGBT Pride Demon.
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>4chan of all places is the place to find some positive posts
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>>501103305 Well, reddit is "far right" now.
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>>501103472 I would drain her
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>>501103410 X is the new 4chan
4chan is just kinda there now
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So which are you guys choosing for the new Archon, Dorian or Maevaris?
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>>501103507 No sucking girlcock
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>>501103590 They'll go back once Madam President bans it.
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> The indian hates the chink
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>>501103663 They're gonna make it lame either way. Push for "equal rights for all" and "no blood sacrifices". The Imperium is over.
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>>501103725 You would literally not be able to stop me
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>>501103836 Alright, I respect the commitment
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>>501103808 Dorian seems more hardened overall though in his goals and actions.
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Solavellanon's points tally: 688
Tee hee I found some mementos I think are originated from Solas. The "A verse of old Arlathabln in textile:" ones are written in the special cadence he speaks in sometimes. I'm excited to have noticed this. +40 points
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>>501103993 look at how they've massacred my swamp witch...
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>still a top seller >didn't even drop to mixed
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>>501104128 Yup, an absolute disgrace. She doesn't even behave or talk like Morrigan, it's basically just a complete new NPC voiced by Claudia Black.
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>>501104128 >You can't have a threesome with this chink and her ex Sad!
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Is there a decent archer spec or should I just stick with sword and board?
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>>501102826 We just want to let dissatisfied people know we're here for them
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this made me chuckle
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Anyone who played mage can tell me if they had any special mage dialogue option so far?
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>>501104101 yes
notice how everyone skips this post btw
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I heard everything is very sanitized in Veilguard. What's the EDGIEST cut my life into pieces thing that happens?
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>>501104702 Yeah, they had a fair few.
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>>501104724 >What's the EDGIEST cut my life into pieces thing that happens? Anonymous
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>>501104538 Imagine how refreshed one would feel after stuffing their holes
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>>501104724 So far, being able to punch the First Warden out for not listening to you
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You know what. I don't actually like Harding.
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>>501104497 >>501103993 This isn't Morrigan. This is Jake Skywalker.
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>>501104809 Was this followed by a 10-minute session about how her feelings are valid?
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>>501104724 I'm not gonna lie, I had CHILLS running down my spine when Dash from the Incredibles threatened Neve. I was literally shaking and crying.
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>>501104975 She was good in DA:I. She must have a different writer in Veilguard or something. Probably Weekes fucked her up.
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>>501105181 Oh that's cool, did your character play with too much fire magic and ended up burned?
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>>501105262 they are transracial please respect their identity
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> The married couple is an ugly white elf twink x fat brown dwarf woman
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>>501105478 >woman Bold statement.
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>>501103663 Dorian's basically hardened Leliana and Maevaris is softened Leliana.
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>>501105478 The day racism died
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>>501102732 chinese women are beautiful
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>>501105478 I like them because I liked their story in Tevinter Nights and they were likablr characters and made a good team. Ugly people can find love together, it's cute.
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>>501105869 Her face model is Korean
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>>501101850 EWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT
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>>501105948 big fucking difference
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Slavery is so hecking problematic unless its the eternal enslavement of a human beings reanimated remains
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Do Factions really matter outside Grey Wardens?
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>>501105808 >nerf her tits >give her a more revealing outfit for what purpose? are bioware trying to say large chested women don't exist?
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>>501106226 >3DPD Absolutely disgusting and distasteful
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>>501106275 Each gets a little bit more dialogue or already knowing a character/organization when you meet them.
Outside of that, no, Warden is the only one with constant comments because of how prevalent Darkspawn are on the main quest.
Lord of Fortune seems the most irrelevant
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>>501106130 >Slavery doesnt exist here >Except for the venatori >Theyre gonna be put to work I just about threw my controller.
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>>501106508 Thank you Anon.
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>>501106275 No, and grey wardens as a faction origin hardly matters. I’m more outraged that I went to make a character in the grey wardens, the fantasy spec ops para military organization, where everyone there gets shit done (when not written by retards). And yet I can’t play as a gay warman, because they wrote Rook to be an overly sensitive, pussy, puts who is always on the brink of tears because someone snickered at his companion in public
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AH! Please don't rob me!
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>>501104128 Idk I think she is cute for a 50yo the outfit is just dumb
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>no sound indication for being attacked >barely visible parry icon >parry icon lies as monsters attack air and so you miss the timing >bow aim keeps moving the crosshair when you "zoom in" and "zoom out"
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>get in zip line >unprompted dialogue about how rook has shit his pants and is about to start crying because it’s scary
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This game unironically makes my beer taste bad.
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>>501107047 And then the unblockable attacks. On hard you have to parry asap on color change and my brain can't tell red from yellow so fast and I can't look at the animation and indicator at the same time because they are too far apart
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>>501107393 Drink organic red wine.
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Ngl bros this game is a bit on the sloppy side.
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>>501107047 So rogue is shit? Is there any class where the combat is actually fun?
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>>501107729 Perfect block is the most fun combat mechanic ever in my book but it has to fucking work
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>>501107685 the only thing about this game that's on the sloppy side is Bellara's head game
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>>501107772 >DAV It's DATV.
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They really went out of their way to make the nig Elf really really unlikeable.
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>>501107685 >a bit It's as slop as it gets, with the Fortnite artstyle, superhero shit, and terrible dialogue
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>>501107849 >Dragon Age (Taylor's Version) Explains so much.
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>>501103993 Of all old dagnas, the annoying sociopathic gaylord that spams his characters had to return
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why does the retarded griffon fly into the blight when davrin dies
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I'm so fucking bored bros. When does the story get going? I'm 20 hours in and am struggle to keep going
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>>501108450 the story is the weakest part of the game
if you're not enjoying the gameplay then your experience isn't going to get any better
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>>501108450 >>501108586 I'm actually enjoying the combat but everything else has just been a drag for me
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>>501108516 conceptualize the aroma...
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>>501108450 The story only gets good for the last three minutes of cutscene after killing
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>>501105880 >>501105478 Wait a goddamn second am I reading this right that they Joined this Lavendal doctor just to save his life with no intention of him actually being a Warden? Did they tell him the downsides first? Lol kind of fucked up but I guess it doesn't matter since there's only one archdemon left and Wardens are useless soon.
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>>501108516 > That time Cullen got drunk and ate Iron Bull ass for a whole hour Was that scene in Inquisition really necessary? ugh.
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how can you guys enjoy this train wreck with all the woke shit in it?
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>>501108586 the 30% of gameplay that is combat is passable at best. the other 70% of gameplay, choices, character builds, interactions. Is fucking dog shit
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>>501108779 >no not my heckin' wokerinos 18+ website, kitten
>>501108687 Well, do you see yourself being able to play 20 more hours of just what you've experienced so far?
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>>501108914 i'm 36, retard, but nice try.
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>>501108687 >>501108914 Eh not really. Think I'll just drop it.
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>>501108779 I enjoy watching train wrecks
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>>501108914 also the fact that the wokeism doesn't bother you means you're on the wrong website.
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How the fuck could Harding have been in the Lighthouse to know about the attack of the cities if she is literally the forced companion you HAVE to take to recruit the nig nog?
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>>501109131 >le wokisme stop it, you aren't french
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>>501109240 wtf are you talking about
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>>501109342 He's calling you a sheep.
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> Cullen romance trope is turning him from a massive gay slut sleeping around with Bull and Blackwall and Dorian into a trad househusband
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>>501109256 So... I'm non-binary
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>>501108779 Gameplay is alright and I waited 10 years
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>>501109256 God, the male american VA for rook is awful.
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>>501108585 nah siggy is dead at this point, prob all the awakening companions are too
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>>501109412 so not liking woke culture in video games is being a sheep? since fucking when? I'd rather not sit through a game where its forcing shit down my fucking throat, it has nothing to do with being a sheep.
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>>501109256 > Tee hee so awaaaarkd tee hee blushingggg tee heeeeeeeeeeeeee This is like Mass Effect Andromeda romances. The writers have never ever been in a relationship. EVER.
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>>501109509 >Male Umm what if they non binary
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>kukumomo is loving dav companions
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>>501109515 Velanna is surely alive and in good health.
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Ugh what a tough choice. I don't give a fuck about Antiva is like the worst country of Thedas. But Lucanis is kewl and i don't wanna leave him alone and i hate Neve but Tevinter is a lot cooler. Plus i want to go back to Minrathos.
Solavellanon's points tally: 688
I'm not a woman. I'm not man. I am something that you'll never understand. I'll never beat you, I'll never lie. And if you're evil I'll forgive you by and by cuz YOU
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>every dialogue choice includes something about the gods >not akshually Gods by the way, just so you know stupid dummy dum dum
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>>501108779 i'm a woke person myself
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Also.... bees? IDK why luuul XD jus random BEES anon, BEES!! That's funny!
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>>501109256 This is painful to watch
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>>501109793 I award this post +25 points.
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>>501109256 >uw haw is vewy preddy Were they trying to emulate kindergarten flirting?
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>>501109904 Theres a difference between being fine with trans people, and then theres this shit.
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>>501109256 This sounds like it was written by chatGPT and voiced by AI
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>>501110091 So don't romance them. Jesus Christ doesn't it get old being so offended about everything 24/7? That has to be so exhausting. I am begging you to go outside and have a conversation with another human being.
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>>501110193 >be a normalfag Let's not strive to lower the bar any further.
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>>501109662 Predictable that it would be up that cuck's alley
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> Need to reload before i did Davrin recruitment quest to finish all content in Treviso and Minrathos otherwise it's all cancelled
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>>501110091 No, there really isn't.
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>>501110193 yes cause the woke bullshit is only in the romance options, and not at all in game like this shit which is not a part of the romance shit. Also I do have conversations with normal people, and this shit is not brought up in normal conversations.
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>>501110193 >I am begging you to go outside and have a conversation with another human being. Tell that to the people who wrote this dialogue
>>501109256 Anonymous
>>501110416 jesus christ this shit can't be real
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>>501110602 It is and its not part of the romance option.
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>>501110387 I'm pretty sure you can still romance Lucanis even if you save Minrathous instead. But he will be gone afterwards for quite some time (until you progress the main story, I think). The thing you will be rid of is the Trevisio Merchant, which I think is the only place to get the '' gift '' for Lucanis. But I don't think that's needed for any romance.
Trevisio and the game will still give you plenty of ways to increase Lucanis' approval.
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>recruit taash >never talk to her afterwards or do her quests >library table meeting reveals she 'explored' with harding etc and wants to be called they >rook apologies and says they
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>>501110416 Thank you Patrick Weekes.
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Is this accurate? I see a lot of seething about the romances even on twitter.
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>>501110847 shouldn't be any gender stuff from the beginning
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>>501110091 cry me a river chuddy
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>>501110416 they made qunari terms for it in DAI to not break immersion, why not just make up a few terms again? what a weird writing choice
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>>501110847 Until you look in a mirror and read about trans shit
Or you play in a different language and literally every single text, even item descriptions, use genderspeak
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>>501110949 Yes, that's why I dropped Jeeta and went for the Gook instead
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>>501111000 the lead writer of veilguard and writer for traash.
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>>501110416 >>501110774 I think this wouldn't be so garish if they didn't use the terms "non-binary" or "trans". Make up an in-setting term or dig up some old euro word that means the same thing. I'm usually ambivalent to gays in my vidya but this felt ridiculously forced.
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>>501110958 >>rook apologies and says they >>501110958 Exactly. It's not for Bioware to say
>uh you're character is going to apologize >right >now >chuckie chudster It's frankly out of line.
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My character looks so brown in all cutscenes. I'm gonna try reducing all the melanin to 0 to see if he stops looking like a fucking NI-
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>>501109256 Feels like it's written by actual incels who haven't been in a date in their lives
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>>501111079 Can you pick the flirt options with everyone and then decide during a confrontation or whatever or do you need to decide on one character and never deviate from the choice?
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>>501111079 >>501110949 They REALLY wanted you to go for Bellara huh?
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>>501111117 Her mother says "Aqun-Athlok" is a word for it in the Qun but traash gets annoyed at her like a petulant child for saying it.
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>>501111212 >Can you pick the flirt options with everyone yes, you will get a lock-in option eventually
nobody cares that you lead them on
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>>501111164 being white must suck, you dont understand shit in the world and everything feels dangerous
Anonymous
I've made an angry mouse.
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>>501111346 good thing i'm black then, kys faggot.
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>>501111339 >nobody cares that you lead them on kinda sucks, BG3 did it quite well
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>>501110949 Who cares? You are the player, the ultimate chad who everyone falls in love with as long as you hit the heart options.
The issue with the game is though that making any relationship official happens like.. halfway into the game the earliest, and the actual bedroom/fucking scene is like during the last 3-4 hours of the game lmao. So it's really slow burn for most of them, and you don't have any dialogue like in DA:I where the companions just have different stuff you can talk to them about in Haven/Skyhold and you get tons of chances to heart icon them while discussing various topics. In Veilguard you have to wait for the companions to actually have cutscenes where they'll maybe have on heart icon you can press.
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I'm pulling a Bharf!
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>>501111346 The irony of your post
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>>501111417 even worse, keep licking the boots of people who perceive you as a subhuman
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>>501111538 >>501111819 How do you even know that I am black? I could just say I am black, I could identify as black. I mean thats what this woke mindset allows. I could identify and a black trans woman and you couldn't do fucking shit about it otherwise you'd be a biggot. This is the kind of shit that is in this fucking game.
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>>501111890 chud really thought he made a good point with this post
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>>501111995 >imma call him chud >that'll ruffle his feathers >haha i'm so clever retard lmfao
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>>501111537 BG3 also had people working on it that gave a shit about what they were doing.
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>>501112062 seems like your feathers are riffled
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> You can't take just ONE companion with you, you must take two
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Is Mythal's Light any good? Seems crap
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>made my warrior a shadow dragon because killing slavemasters is rad and the name was cool >feel zero connection to neve even though we're both dragons >don't feel particularly bonded to minrathous cause I'm only there for 10 minutes at a time
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>>501112062 It's pretty typical of them, considering the shitty ass dialogue in this game.
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>>501112117 At least we have a better Orin
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I was about to quit but then I recruited Emmerich and started paling around with him and now I think he legit is going to carry me through the rest of this insipid trash.It also helps that I'm a mortician irl
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>>501112213 The overall mentality behind the game is. Shut up and play the game as we want. We at BioWare now better than you
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>>501112286 It doesn't matter. It won't change anything. Game is just not good. Restarting won't help you.
Anonymous
Hey guys... remember me? One of the magisters? Sentient darkspawn? haha...
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>>501096279 so this is how dragon age dies...
with thunderous guffaws...
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>>501111819 You're no different
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Who's gonna tell elves they look like shit with those ridiculous face tattoos?
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>>501112463 oh sorry i dont think this is a real darkspawn where are the cartoon googly eyes and puddle of goo where you spawn out of
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Literally mfw when face when she says some shit I dont gaf aboot
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>>501112351 >>501112510 Why characters have such huge heads, they looks like fucking gnomes
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>>501111410 Cute Rook is she single
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>>501112571 >say nothing Should actually be a command for her to follow for the rest of the fucking game.
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>>501112643 It's called realistic proportions, chuddie. Toxic masculinity needs to go.
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>>501112571 Your Rook is cute
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Oh sweet christ I though you were joking about the lasers.
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>>501112887 >using blood as a lube what an idea
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>>501111890 if youre not being authentic with your words then you already lost, trans people will keep existing no matter how much you say no to then, its their freedom and their responsability to choose, and theyre asking very little
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>>501113128 Andraste willing, our enemies shall perish like dogs, but we will go to the Golden City as martyrs.
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>>501112887 Trying not to be a nitpicky autist but what is that fridge body?
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> Remove all melanin > Now my character looks exhausted, pale, male and stale
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>>501113448 Women with curves are transphobic
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>>501112463 You dont even glow red
fake darkspawn
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>>501113554 >all male Rooks wear this hairstyle they really fucked up with decent short/medium length hairstyles
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>>501113670 It's the canon hairstyle.
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Alright I'm not actively going to pay to play this shit, tell me, how hard have they fucked the lore and setting by the end of Veilguard?
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>>501114013 They raped the entire setting
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>>501114013 It's really bad. A lot of defanging and declawing of factions and stuff.
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Davrin would be a lot more interesting if he was a city elf.
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>>501114013 they used a cruel condom with no lube.
the setting is absolutely dead now
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>>501114013 0 lube
Everything back to Loghain's retreat was all orchestrated by secret mystery niggas.
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>>501114013 This is pretty much reboot
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>>501114013 So far Minrathous looks like Star Wars and Bloodborne had a baby.
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>>501114013 You know that new director of a reboot of your childhood franchise who has the bright idea to "improve" the story? It's a lot like that
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> Anon piece of shit lies like a little bitch he is and claims the game doesn't have any quests that expire in time or something > I have to reload before doing Davrin's quest before Lucanis, Neve and all the Antiva/Dock City quests are filed if you do Davrin's.
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>>501114013 think of literally anything that was unexplained or even remotely interesting in the setting
now it's literally all just because of elves
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>>501113670 what are you, hairblind?
Also, the rest of the game so far has lowered my standards so much that I almost mistook this super surface level survivor's guilt dialog for ok writing
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>>501114013 They fedora tipped so hard even the bible is retcon'd
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>>501109515 we'll never know because this is the last "dragon age" game
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>>501114189 You're fucking with me, you gotta be.
That's way too retarded even for modern Bioware.
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>>501114442 10/10 dialogue
for Veilguard at least Anonymous
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> Make Rook blond and white > He can't stop talking about how he likes big black cocks
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SAVE ME GAIDER I SWEAR I WILL NOT FUCK HARDING
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There are little boooyyyysss in Veilguard!
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>>501115324 >SAVE ME GAIDER >I see no God up here other than me Anonymous
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I still have two guys to recruit and I just want it to be over already. What a fucking, depressing slog. I don't even know what's going on plotwise.
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>>501100678 because the writers are the kids that got traumatized by being forced into the grey wardens in origins
>>501104334 woke: 1 chuds:257
>>501108450 it gets better after 100 hours bro
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>they still don't know about NG+
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veilguard is bad and you should feel bad
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>>501114720 Like Ive said, the only explanation for this game that makes sense is someone wishing for a new DA on a monkey's paw.
Anonymous
Ah, I see.
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>>501114670 prime bioware never cared about these characters either, velanna didnt got a conclusion in her own game
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The grey wardens only character trait is he has a pet dog?
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>umm, sweaty, the Grey Wardens are actually bad, you know?
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>>501115737 >Veilguard so bad it makes Inquisition look good in comparison FINALLY
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>>501116313 it's not even novel
Origins clearly states that the Wardens only get good people during the Blights
during the Blights they have to do with social rejects and bandits, the only reason the Wardens survive at all is because the joining marks them for life
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>>501116313 they get less respect than Rodney Dangerfield world can save itself fuckers I'm not drinking the goblet.
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I'm really dislikng this > The murderous evil assassins are actually the good guys who care about the little people!! AND THEY RULE ANTIVA OK??
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>Veiljumpers have no shoes in their rest clothes even if they aren't elves
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>>501116421 Inquisition was good since day 1
the story I mean the gameplay is ofline mmo trash Anonymous
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So what's going to happen in DA5?
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>>501116474 Just make them villains already instead of this muh shady gray area bullshit being rubbed into your nose. I'm tired of this trope.
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>>501116676 How dare you punch a GOD
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>>501116852 >DA5 lol
the franchise is dead, having only produced one good game
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>>501116676 I think the entire thing game together very nicely with the DLC, even if the gameplay was shit. So many things are so vastly superior to Veilguard..
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>>501116929 Sorry, just humie feet
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>>501117073 god imagine
licking them after a footjob Anonymous
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>>501117063 I really liked seeing Morrigan turning into a mother and being in love with the Warden
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>>501117145 >forgot screenshot I'm tired grandpa
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>>501096279 when did Dragon Age become Saint Seiya?
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Inquisition was good, at least from a story and character point of view.
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>>501117345 >my-balls-itch stance Anonymous
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>>501117073 Good morning. This general is alright.
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>>501117407 Yeah and it still felt like it was Dragon Age
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I miss Inquisition /dag/ so much you wouldn't believeI don't miss Cullenfags they were the worst
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> The Qun is not the only ones with "transition into a man or do your job as a woman", Tevinter also has the "transition to a woman if you don't wanna do your job as a man"
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>>501109256 It's fucking worse. I cannot overstate how bad the writing is. I legitimately think chatgpt would write a significantly better script. I don't think i've ever seen an rpg with dialogues this vacuous and repetitive.
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>>501117407 holy based
Godqusition
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>>501117407 I mostly agree but I liked Sera personally, while Varric was mostly a wet blanket which was annoying, so I'd bump him down to '' good '' because of it, even if he has some great banter especially with Cassandra and Solas.
Corypheus was shit though, but they said they ran out of time, and it was revealed that Corypheus was supposed to launch an attack on Skyrim (before the final fight stuff) that was supposed to also potentially kill of Varric if you didn't build the stronghold enough or something like that.
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>>501117837 What the fuck lmao. Tevinter literally tranny central. The Viper needs to ditch her pooner ass.
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>>501117913 >launch an attack on Skyrim Damn what a crossover we missed.
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>>501118126 Obviously Skyhold. I sometimes mistakenly call Skyhold Winterhold as well. Fuck these western fantasy games all sounding the same.
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>>501117407 take off the rose-tinted goggles, corypheus might have been the worst villain bioware ever created, your generic
>mwaahaha I am le powerful evil bad guy, let me explain to you my plan since I'm about to w-ACK the architect from DA:O would've been 3x as interesting
just more proof that anyone who says a game besides origin is good is a braindead shill
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>>501117828 I'll never forget how good it was..
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>>501117407 don't forget
Calpernia and Samson were both great
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>>501118250 I prefer an invasion of Skyrim though, that would have been quite kino.
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>>501117913 >Corypheus was supposed to launch an attack on Skyrim Anonymous
>>501117372 Rook = Seiya
Neve = Hyoga
Shun = Harding
Morrigan = Shiryu
Ikki = Taash
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>>501118370 >Samson templar fame, >Raise your shield of shame. Love that tune. Samson was so hot in Inquisition. He deserves a good dick in his mouth to teach him so manners.
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OFFICIAL DRAGON AGE RANKINGS>DA:O >DA2 >Inquis >Veilguard
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>>501118370 >Calpernia We're never going to see her again :(
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>>501118584 >Veilguard same as DA2 DA2 has good companions so that alone makes it better than Veilguard
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>>501118584 DA2 had 100 times better writing than Veilguard
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It's hilarious that this quipping yellow goblin is by far the most likeable party member because at the very least she has something resembling a personality
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>>501118543 > Samson gets amazing fun and cool quests > He's a returning character from DA2 which makes him better > He's handsome > Gives you more Cullen content and sexual tension > Gives you kino judgement scene > He gets a whole song about him Meanwhile Calpernia
> Literal who > Gross teeth > Irrelevant > Can walk away like a coward and has Anora rip off hairstyle Samson chads won.
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>>501099113 the combat is the best part of the game however the diologue is so bad its mind shattering. taash and neve are particuarly bad also the pacing is just bizzare
>teleport to new zone >we need to find x >x is in the next room or "oh hi y i know you x is this way" follow the square down the corridor map. >oh look a puzzle press tab and click the top option, solved :) Anonymous
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>>501118716 This. I genuinely liked the rags-to-riches story.
Not to mention the friendship-rivalry system which is still not explored by any crpg since then. Hatefucking Merril felt very unique.
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Dragon Age spinoff about Taash
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>>501118696 she should have led a slave rebellion in Tevinter
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>>501118851 >the combat is the best part of the game The combat is basically a gayer version of Amalur combat. May as well play that one.
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>>501118728 I liked her quest line (right up until the end when it flops though), it was very quintessential Dragon Age in a game that barely resembles Dragon Age. And whenever Bellara gets serious about things, she is less annoying. I also loved how she ended up with (temporary) god blight powers in my version of the final quest and got a chance to truly have revenge against the Evanuris.
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Where is the conversation log in DATV?
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i endured through the qunari tranny and the Californian liberal elf just to see the Deep Roads with modern graphics
Anonymous
Surely the memeguard also has memorable characters that will be fondly remembered 10 years from now
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>>501119526 Traash is unironically going to be the only remembered character because she's so bad she will become an ideal representation of modern woke writing
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>>501119526 Bellara, Neve, Harding, and Taash are all based.
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>>501119084 >more games that have worse combat than demon's souls from 2009 which was made by 4 nips sharing a tube hotel who could only afford ramen AAA budget sama... I kneel...
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>>501110387 >Fuck Lucanis. You're not missing out. Lucanis has the most barebones romance subplot compared to the other companions. Which sucks cause he seemed to be interesting, well as interesting as you could get in such a milquetoast cast. He has more chemistry than Neve than with Rook. There's little to nothing in his romance. The only time Rook and Lucanis share any physical affection is near the very end of the game. And like everyone else aside from Taash and Davrin. There's very little to take away.
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>>501119721 >Harding is allergic to kindness Anonymous
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>>501119526 Yeah just like da2 and Inquisition
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>>501119840 Oh that's disappointing to hear. I was trying to convince myself to go save Antiva even though it's boring garbage. I think I might go for Minrathos now and romance the nig nog.
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>>501119721 No, only Taash is based, since she's a misogynistic incel
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>>501119840 >can't get splitroasted by Lucanis and Spite it's like they don't even fuck bears.
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>>501119807 Just because you're triggered by people that are different than you existing doesn't mean everyone else is. Not everyone is a special snowflake like you.
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>>501120052 I'm not like other girls 2024....
Anonymous
Should I give Dragon Age 2 another shot? Back in 2011 I thought it was the worst game ever, but maybe i will appreciate it a lot more after finishing Veilguard.
Anonymous
I blame Baldur's Gate 3. The game set unrealistic expectations on smaller indie games like Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
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>>501120147 Even the anally curated subreddit despises that character, jimmy
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>>501119721 Only Bellara is close to decent
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>>501113128 >they're asking very little ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? Some of them are pushing their fucking ideas on children who have no idea wtf they actually want. Don't fucking tell me they're asking for very little.
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I think Origins was mid.
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>>501120346 Its ugly and the gameplay sucks but it has better writing
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>>501120147 I think people who pretend to like a pretty universally disliked character are the special snowflakes, Tommy
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>>501120346 Why not? If you hate it, you can always play Origins or Inquisition.
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>>501120346 Just play better games dude, it's not 2012 anymore, CRPG genre is blooming
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>>501120356 But this game is a million times better than BG3 and the only people who like BG3 are incels obsessed with romance.
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>>501119840 Lucanis was such a disappointment.
Anyone looking for a male romance should go for Davrin (if you want wholesome '' let's be a family, just you and me and our griffon! '' type of romance with an overall good guy) or Emmrich (if you want to indulge in a more fantastical approach to romance that is more poetic and tender, and potentially necrophiliac). Lucanis is completely useless in terms of a romance, they don't even use Spite as a form of angst in the romance. Can't even have a threesome.
Anonymous
>>501120593 I've already played Owlcat/Larian games and the lesser-known AA titles like Solasta, I have nothing better to do
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>>501119084 I dont disagree but its still the best part of the game
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>>501120754 Underrail? Expeditions Rome? Age of Decadence?
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>>501120014 I wasn't even expecting anything explicit knowing Bioware's reputation. What bothers me most is that there are hardly any interactions compared to the rest of the cast. People argue that Lucanis' romance arc is a slow burn. But I'd say there's no burn at all. Don't get me wrong. I like a slow burn development but Veilguard had little to nothing to offer for Lucanis. Which suprised me seeing how popular he had gotten prior to release. Emmrich has more tender moments while Davrin has more "steamy" scenes. So strange.
Anonymous
>>501120674 They acted like romance was such a big deal. Why did they LIE
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>>501120754 Yes, but have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? It has a free trial...
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>>501120624 >But this game is a million times better than BG3 Reddit gods disagree. Twitter gods disagree. 4chan goddesses disagree.
Only tumblr gods agree. You're on the wrong side of history. Your time is up, Timmy.
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> Like hairy butts > Lucanis has hairy italian butt > Davrin is an elf and black so he doesn't have a hairy butt
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>>501120878 I've played Underrail and AoD but I haven't heard of Expeditions Rome, thanks for the rec I'll check it out.
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It’s actually crazy the quality dip and vibe shift after you start interacting with the taash
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>>501120980 I also was expecting more. I thought it will be Baldur's Gate 3 tier at minimum, that they'll go all in on romances.
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>>501120980 Not that anon but I guess Bioware was just that desperate. Though if it was anything modern day Bioware could've delivered on even if it was mediocre at best. It was definitely the aspect of romance. Yet even that they tossed that aside. In favor of a more simplified iteration. Lacking quality moments with every potential love interest. But also in sex appeal, I know the latter was a given especially with the female companions. But seriously, not even any bit of "safe horny" fanservice?
Anonymous
>>501120674 I mean Emmrich is also a wholesome romance with him and your skeleton son from what I’ve seen
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>>501121202 I'm not even there yet and I'm already struggling hard to keep playing.
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It’s actually crazy the quality dip and vibe shift after you select the "New Game" option in Dragon Age: Veilguard after playing the previous three entries in the DA series.
Anonymous
I mean BG3 also ran on a "WE HAVE ROMANCES" campaign and despite them being garbage, ugly and unlikeable the community got obsessed with them and replayed the game just for the 5 minutes of romance they add.
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>not even a fucking kiss
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>>501121093 Sorry anon. You do not see any shot of Lucanis' bum. Nor any other companions now that I mention it. Which was definitely a missed opportunity. I thought this game was rated M for full nudity as well? But in every post coital scene I've noticed. They are still wearing their underwear.
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Bros why the FUCK did they make Taash so fucking ugly to look at?>Yeah here's your non-binary/tranny/whatever companion >They're the ugliest one in the game >They're ALSO the most fucking annoying character in the game >They're also constantly mad and crying about something
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>>501121147 Oh btw there's Greedfall 2 on the horizon but it's in early access
Fausta gives me high hopes, not every day you have a cute tomboyish smooth criminal as a party member
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>>501121360 You need to start the NG+, it's like playing a new game.
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>>501121323 Everything up until then is just painfully mediocre then this absolute freak comes out of nowhere and it’s completely out of place.
The dialogue is full of neologisms and she’s obnoxious and off putting. She feel like she’s from a totally different universe.
It’s kind of impressive how out of place this character is.
Anonymous
really wanted to see harding naked
Anonymous
>>501121576 Same reason Concord did it, the DEI movement wants to "represent the common person" instead of using idealized beauty standards.
Anonymous
>>501121576 They gave her black features too. So of course they made her ugly because thats progressive.
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>>501121613 The most interesting thing about greedfall was the setting and it seems like a super weird choice to set the prequel on the much less interesting mainland
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>>501121723 >"represent the common person" Where are these people, exactly? They aren't near me IRL.
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>>501121643 Sorry you only get sex if you fuck the black or the troon
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>>501121638 I already have that exact impression of the chink elf. Oh boy, I'll just force myself through just to get it over with.
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Is my game bugged how the fuck do i leave this place, undead won't stop coming and there's no exit
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>>501121760 To be fair they physically cannot make a sequel to the first one because unlike a CERTAIN game you can side with the main antagonist and rape the world together like a Vietnamese whore.
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>>501121454 Not until the very end of the game as far as Lucanis is concerned. Seriously what was going through the writers heads? Not to say that physical affection is everything. But it is most certainly a key component. There's only a tease with very little pay off. There were plenty of moments early on to introduce it. Such as his coffee date, it seemed like at the end of that sequence there should've been a moment where they kissed or held hands, something.
Anonymous
>>501121802 Taash is non-binary, not transgender. These are two different things.
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>>501121849 EXTREMELY. I don't know what Bioware was smoking. Shes supposed to be young but she has tons of wrinkles, a massive browline and ugly ass makeup.
Anonymous
Come home, individual of low melanin
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> if you go Minrathos, Lucanis is hardened > if you go Treviso, Neve is hardened
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>>501121437 >Gale literally tells you to your face he's still in love with a femoid. Did you not complete it or progress in it at all. Gale gets disillusioned about Mystra at the start of act 2.
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>>501122041 Oh come the fuck on man.
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>>501122081 just do what the woman wants
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>>501121972 Non-binary is trans. She "transitioned"
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>>501122091 > it's ok to date an heteroid who talks all day about having sex with a female goddess because in the end he settles down for you oh thank god!
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>>501121972 I went on a date with a lib girl who says she was trans since she was nonbinary.
So who am I to believe
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>>501121849 God damn I hate looking at this bitch
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>>501122091 They are still hung up on Gale's romance flag bugging as active when it shouldn't have.
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>>501121301 Well yes, but Davrin is more down-to-earth and '' real '' while Emmrich is more flowery, poetic and fantastical, the kind of romance that you could only witness in media. Both are wholesome though.
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Sad to see that the Qunari peaked in DA2
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>>501122302 I love my elf goblin waifu
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>>501122267 >I went on a date with a girl who says she was a horse since she was neighing. You were supposed give her much needed correction
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>>501122041 Is there any new patch on the horizon? I will probably come back before new year and make another "gigachad dark urge plus 3 hoes" run
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>>501114013 Think Star Wars sequel trilogy. Except worse.
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>>501122310 A shame really. Gale is a favorite of mine amongst the BG3 cast. Sure he's full of himself at the beginning. But he does change thanks to your actions. Same goes with every other companion. Yet Gale seems to get raked over the coals despite that. He's not on the same level of Garrus. But he does provide a good friendship and loyalty to you.
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> i haven't read a single letter i found > dont' know the plot of any side quest i just press space bar to skip > don't know what female companions are saying i just press space bar to skip
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Bros...I mean sisters... I just wanted to tell you...valid
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>>501122984 Personally i couldn't stand this self-important twat even outside the glitched romance flags. I make sure to murder him via durge on all my subsequent runs.
It's fucking wild that your best "friends" are the girls. Karlach is the single biggest bro in the game if you don't romance her.
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>>501122797 I am currently dating her and while she has been redpilled out of her gender delusion she has gotten far and her pussy is loose
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>>501123101 Rare Farquaad W.
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>>501123152 Would suck xer off
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Why the fuck are characters introduced out of nowhere
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Veilguard was so bad I wanna rope
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>>501123179 >Karlach is the single biggest bro in the game if you don't romance her. Well yeah, she was specifically written to be as milquetoast as possible, and all the dialogue options for her are just '' you are the coolest person ever, you are my bestie, I fucking love you '' lol. Fucking hate Karlach, I murder her from afar in subsequent runs unless I want Wyll to be a tiefling.
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I never played any of the previous games, is this Morrigan dude trans too? he stands like a man.
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>>501123101 I am 20h in and I have no fucking idea what's happening, and I'm not even skipping convos.
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How am I supposed to believe someone is neither male nor female when they have a fat ass and tits
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Is the Ori and the Blind Forest director right?
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You’d think spellblade would be the most enjoyable mage build but good god is the orb and dagger boring
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>>501123461 Fuckin knockoff wonder woman ass lookin morrigan
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>>501121093 How long until we get a proper nude mod?
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>when a 2 hour indie game has better story than 150 million dollar AAA studio
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>>501123813 I play Spellblade and never use my dagger once. Get the talent top left that lets you regen 50 mana a second, get +mana generation gear and the -50 Blast mana cost talent and im just spamming Meteors and lightning all day long.
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>>501122947 yeah patch 8 should be out in 2-3 months, it's supposed to add "something big"
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>>501124420 I wish I could actually die from cringe just so I could be done with this game.
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I swear i'm two seconds away from transitioning just so i'm allowed to kill myself.
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>>501124420 >hoo hoo, hoo hoo Anonymous
>>501124608 Literally just stop playing it if you're not having fun.
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>>501124420 >>501124725 >take Iron Bull's annoying puns >give them to Rook why?
Emerald Graves (Rush of Sighs, when near owl statues)
>Iron Bull: So, owl you doing? >Dorian: (Groans.) >Vivienne: That was pitiful. Exalted Plains (Dead Hand)
>Iron Bull: Anyone need a hand? (Laughs.) Anonymous
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>>501124796 if you stop playing the Chuds win
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>>501123783 Unironically yes.
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> Pick trans dialogue option > Get Rook commits suicide ending
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>Quest: Talk to Bellara
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>>501121454 a dev team full of LGBTs that will never know actual love or meaningful relationships outside of groomer discords will have that effect, unfortunately.
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>>501126638 Straight people don't know what love is though
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>>501114670 That's not true. That's what you hope to be true, but it's just not. Cope with it.
Bioware confirmed that they're working on the next Mass Effect. Every one of your beloved series will get further neutered and sanitised for the woke faggot mob
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>>501126413 Oh, people? Where'd come from, good folks? What a beautiful day out here. I'm very glad to meet you!
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>>501126848 I thought having sex with animals was woke ?
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>>501126848 Call me when I can bang the gilf
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>>501127025 >I thought having sex with animals was woke ? I didn't post Lae'zel yet.
>>501127195 You can't bang her but you can be with her in the epilogue. As in join her and it's you two against the world kind of ending. Swen said there was no time to give her a romance.
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> Garbage writers had a chance to make her interest by at least making her a fuck up > Oh no she is just guilty for something that's not her fault > Doesn't that make her awesome and not mary sueish at all?
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>>501127294 >Swen said there was no time to give her a romance. Guess they were too busy adding bestiality and sex with a brain eating monster
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>>501127303 Homononny, you're hurting me very much. Please stop uwu :(
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I finally met my inquisitor and it was so anti climactic and out of left field
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>>501127472 Well that's just a one off, Jaheira would have to have a proper romance. Also no dev likes actual hags. Name a game which had a hag love interest. Bioware was afraid of Wynne, Viv, Samara, that doctor lady... hags have it tough.
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if they wanted lgbt+q points they should have made Mae a companion instead of Trash
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The crow give me the ick
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How did she manage to make such a GOTY?
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>>501127835 >no milf and gilf sex with Samara and Dr. Chocolates I will never forgive bioware for this
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>>501128512 Stop posting pics of my gf
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Are you guys sure i'm not locked out of Lucanis romance if i go save MInrathos?
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Why do femoids and gays get Lucanis and Davrin as gooner bait, but we don't get shit?
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>>501104092 It just occurs to me that maybe he speaks that way sometimes because it was an Arlathan thing, just a way they used to speak or sing songs or something and he falls back into it subconsciously sometimes. I like that idea. Guys I love Solas so much I just wanna kiss him right on his full, pouty lips. I love how this game is all about him.
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>>501128597 The RPG dev is scared of the power hags can wield
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>>501129021 >Lucanis and Davrin >gooner bait LOL fuck off
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>>501129021 > Us straight men are so opressed... SOO OPRESSED Bro we don't get our male companions until like 10 hours into the game. Everyone else had Harding, Neve and the chink shoved down our throats, the devs weren't even subtle how much they love Harding and Neve and gave those two the most protagonism and content to the point not taking Neve in most quests feels strange since she's the one recruiting people and giving you the list of contacts.
You just want ot be opressed. If the pajeeta and the womanlet was in BG3 you would love them, in fact, i remember you guys cried in BG3 about no "shortstack romance".
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I wish we got a shortstack romance in BG3
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>>501129021 >mary sue assassini and negro elf wow... I'm so jealous...
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There's no minority more opressed than heterosexual men.
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>>501129561 Yeah I don't get this, what is supposed to be so goon-worthy about Davrin and Lucanis?
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>>501129213 >the most protagonism and content to the point not taking Neve Everyone is complaining about her romance though.
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>>501129798 One has a massive black cock, the other one has a massive italian nose. Both are drool worthy.
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>>501127506 Literally what is the fucking point of this character other than antagonizing your customers?
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>>501129916 I've seen people whine about Lucanis' romance as well, Harding too. Seems like all the romances are pretty lackluster.
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>>501127195 Jaheira is for CHARNAME only
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>>501129916 > Complaining about her romance > A tweet of a "dyke" female streamer who wanted to romance her but Neve cucked her with a man Oh yessss all the waves of complaaainssss
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>>501130004 >Jaheira is for CHARNAME only They were never together canonically. CHARNAME never romanced anyone.
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>>501130452 >muh books No one cares
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That reminds me that I wanna award 8 points for the "pursue romance with Neve" scene for actually being kind of hot. I like how the tension built and how Neve called Rook "trouble." I'm mainly giving it points for how caught off guard I was that I liked it. Maybe it just snapped me out of the lull from the regular boring, emotionless scenes with perfunctory dialogue this game has.
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All trannies should be killed. And i'm not talking about in game ones.
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>>501130509 No, it's the BG3 canon state. Jaheira still mourns her husband. Larian took a dump on old characters and setting.
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>>501128791 Oh shit. Im trying to romance him and I was gonna pick Tevinter.wtf
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I can't buy shit anymore in Treviso.
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>>501070249 Which is hilarious, since indie and AA studios are putting out good stuff and making money in the meantime. Unless you control the market, there's no use in pulling a stunt like this, unless it is to foster the balkanization of the games industry, which I could see as a possible goal of Blackrongard.
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i finally meet Maevaris and holy shit its true, they actually looked for a voice actor that sound like hillary clinton to voice her
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>>501132921 I liked the flirting with him so far. That's disappointing to hear.
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> Quick Rook-born! you have to decide! Will you save Treviso... or will you save Minrathous!?!? > Go to Treviso > Have to save MInrathos right after anyway > Go to Minrathos > Have to save Treviso right after anyway
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>Was this made by elves?
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>Recruit a dragon hunter
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>>501126848 Will she wear this dress again?
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>>501133556 I think this game would unironically been kino if you had to pick one faction and be locked to max 2 companions from said faction + Harding
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>>501133353 A dissapointment indeed. I really did not anticipate for Lucanis to lack this much in regards to his romance plot.
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>>501133556 does treviso keep the funny tentacles everywhere if you go there first?
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ok sisters, for most efficient gooning experience until what point can I put off companion quests / romances without having to break off to do main story shit but also without missing any companion quest ?
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Thank god I didn't spend any money on this game because this shit is not worth 70 burgers
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>>501134958 No. Only blighted city is the one you didn't choose.
The city you chose remains exactly the same. Funny enough Minrathos is not even explorable, Dock Port is the one changed.
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> It's another episode of Vetanori side with evil blighted old god/s
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Name even one (1) reason to save that Tevinter shithole
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>>501136205 to get into the pants of Neve
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>>501136308 I said save not leave it to its fate
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>>501136205 The crows are somehow more cringe to me than the dorky tevinter resistance
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>>501136308 >>501136450 Traash is a better house wife than Neve because at least Traash doesn't use cow poop when cooking.
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>>501136648 >I am a dumbass and my posts should be ignored wish you'd led with that desu
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>>501129798 They're physically attractive and not cringe.
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The romance feels so hollow in this game.
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>>501136648 >he can’t even leave his autism at the door when playing a fantasy game Anonymous
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What's the purpose of buying valuables?
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Harding>Bellara>Neve>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Traash
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-1 point for the mourning dove call sound effect that plays literally every 5 seconds when you're in the Hossberg Wetlands. I love that sound but they're fucking spamming it. It's such a petty thing but now that I've noticed it I can't unnotice it and it's irritating
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How good would sex with Bellara feel?
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As if playing as a mage wasn't bad enough, there's not a single mage armor that actually looks like a cool mage robe.
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I saved Tevinter and Lucanis rejected me. Is this how Shadowfart fags feel
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>>501138626 >I saved Tevinter and Lucanis rejected me. What did you save Tevinter for?
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I miss Cassandra and Josephine
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>>501138684 My Rook is a Shadow Dragon and I think Tevinter falling would be worse generally.
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> Docktown is just a disctict of Minrathous and not an actual city in Tevinter far away
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>>501138480 Bellara is not for lewd.
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>>501112802 >realistic proportions ....for dysgenic (((people))) maybe.
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>the entire qunari military seceded and split into rape gangs
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>>501136771 Lol what is there to be assmad at that post?
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>>501129213 if the pajeeta and womanlet were in bg3 i'd hate them actually, because they're fucking annoying and one of them is a shitskin. tyrone warlockamus is enough bix nood for the roster
a shortstack companion that ISN'T an annoying bitch would have been great
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>>501139132 The Dalish are literally the foot fetish culture. Don't give me 'not for lewd'.
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>>501126848 >>501134582 babe are we having dino nuggies for dinner? those are my favorite.
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>>501139564 it is no longer socially acceptable to promote islam in california, that's why
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You fuckers lied, Ballara is much worse than Traash.
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>>501140191 >islam >california Anon, we're in a thread for a video game set in a medieval time period in a fantasy land. Please take your meds.
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>>501137936 >>501138362 How can they even screw that up? It seemed like it was such a given to these writers.
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>>501140402 >DA2 turns the qunari into mudslime expies >DA:I doubles down on this parallel >MEDS SCHIZO least obvious shill
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>>501140502 > It seemed like it was such a given to these writers. I know they were bragging hard about romance. I think there was several rewrites and they didn't want to animate more scenes.
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>>501140391 You Romance her because the other option is having to deal with her and Neve getting together and having to listen to them every time you travel to the lighthouse
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>>501140859 I settled with the Pajeeta, because lack of options.
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>>501140859 Don't you mean Taash and Harding?
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> The date is 7th of Novemeber > Trump has been announced as President of the United States > Due to all the training trans people got from the Game of the Year Dragon Age Veilguard, trans people were able to beat Donald Trump to death and restore democracy and defeat fascism > Kamala is president now > And Dragon Age Veilguard 2 has been announced
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>>501141350 in a couple of years mods might make the game playable, and the characters fuckable
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>>501140391 >Ballara is much worse than Traash. You can't be serious.
Bellara is cringe quirky chungus, cringe but you can ignore.
Traash literally is a tranny who's questlines revolve around being a they/them freak, shoved down your throat with a horrible voice actor, lots of pandering, DA2 cameo character forcing to apologize for misgendering and this:
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>>501140821 That would make sense. A shame really. I thought Veilguard would at least give me a mediocre romance and quality beefcake of Lucanis but alas.
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How strong is Rook? Give me the quick anime powerlevel rundown.
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>>501142008 Well he's able to misgender people but refuses to do so, which shows a lot of restrain and determination. I think other protagonists like Hawke or the Warden would have a nose bleed while holding out trying not to misgender someone. But Rook being able to effortlessly call Traash a they/them shows lots of strenght.
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>>501141612 Bellara, I just want to punch her face to a pulp every single time she is on the screen, Traash on the other hand is so over the top wokeshit that it works for me as a parody, even if it wasn't meant to be.
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Bellara haters can you articulate why you hate her? I can't find the words to explain what's wrong with her
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>>501142634 > Apologizes > I recruited THEM It's Rookover
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>>501142929 manic pixie dream girl
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>>501142929 The same thing that is wrong with every character, a 30-40+ year old acting like a teenager.
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>>501142963 if this were a good RPG you could just punch her in the face with a renegade command prompt
it'd be even better if it meant losing party members
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>>501142963 Apologies aren't enough, that's making it all about you. Only barving is genuine.
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>>501108423 This writing choice made no sense whatsoever. It pissed me off. But not as much as how they pissed all over the lore and southern Thedas.
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Do I go for the midget, gook or pajeeta?
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>>501142929 You're frightened by her god-tier foot game.
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>>501143054 I think she's supposed to be autistic
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>>501143291 Idk what's your Rook's race?
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>>501143291 If you want to be friends with the black elf and his flying pitbull, don't choose midget.
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>>501143338 Post her foot game then.
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>>501143359 She's actually written to be adhd because her writer has adhd
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>>501143453 He's the charred black BBC mage Rook with a beard.
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>>501142929 >chink elf >ugly >le so quirky randumb xd dialogue >ugly >she is every single mechanic/techie grill archetype at once and does it vastly worse than any other example of that archetype you could name >ugly Anonymous
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>>501143603 Ah, the ADHD to Merrill's autism
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>>501143513 Why would I want to be friends with a black male?
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>>501143707 catbox it, retard
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>>501143636 Don't choose midget then. I know she's the whitest but choosing her means the other black guy dies. You can't do that to your homie, namsayin'?
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>>501143663 >I am a racist this is all you had to type
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>Davrin: NEVER hunt things you don't understand.
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>>501143707 I don't believe you.
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> Been skipping work to play Veilguard > I'm about to be fired if i don't show up tomorrow > Don't give a shit i just wanna finish this game
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>>501143762 Aren't you black?
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>>501143986 I know best who to avoid.
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>>501143835 >no argument I accept your concession.
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Friendly reminder trooning out was a depopulation tool to weed out all the undesirables that have no chance in hell of making it in a 2050 world. Thank you for self-selecting and keeping the fabrics of society as well as the gene pool clean.
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>>501144063 Solas was proven right about Gay Wardens every. single. time.
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>>501144446 I know the NPC ones were already jobbing back in Origins, but MC Warden still made them look cool dammit. Ever since then they've sucked ass.
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>the weeks leading up to release >sort by controversial on the subreddit >any criticism or concerns >sort by controversial now >all the posts saying they love it
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>>501144929 Subreddit mods went on massive permabans on anyone criticism the game ever since it was announced.
Then release day they "worked" 24/7 censoring everyone because they are terminally online tranny redditors.
Now they are exhausted, some might have killed themselves, some are having panic attacks because Trump will win tomorrow.
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>>501144446 He literally wasn't though.
Solas is always wrong.
About everything.
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people really need to filter nametrannies
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>>501144905 At least the wardens at weisshaupt being terrible is them sticking to the lore from origins.
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>>501145301 What is the most competent faction in DA? I realize it's a low bar.
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>reddit >sort, wait, sort >everything says what I want it to say now :) >still comes to 4chan
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>>501145442 >What is the most competent faction in DA? The Chasind.
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>>501143805 Who cares about Jamarcus, the image of that tiny dwarf getting fucked sideways can't escape my mind
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>>501145068 Copesandra keep coping. Solas is literally a WISDOM SPIRIT okay. Case closed.
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>>501145442 Can we still count the wardens for consistently managing to do their jobs while having corrupt or useless leadership
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>>501141612 Lace > Ballara >>> Taash
You know, the worse I can say about some companions is that they're boring and have no interesting conflicts. That I can reduce them to redundant statements like "Lady cop who's too old for this shit" or "Zevran but wanked more and not fun at all" in their companion quests. Hell as dogshit as Bellara is, at least they tried to give her a vaguely serious conflict in her quest even if the execution had a fucking Forgotten One just kind of show up and everyone standing there helplessly while Bellara seethed.
Then Taash's is straight up about coming out as trans or whatever to her mom.
>>501142402 For me, it's the fact that Traaah is so committed to the dragon LARP she actually breathes fucking fire and this is just a thing all the characters accept and move on with without thinking about the implications. Bellara is insufferable and so is Taash whining about the most patient formerly-Qun mother in all of Thedas, I just find it fucking hilarious that this donut steel is doing something no Qunari has ever been even hinted at doing and nobody in the party cares that much.
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>>501145958 Do they? It's more like an outsider comes in and finishes the job for them.
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>>501146151 >For me, it's the fact that Traaah is so committed to the dragon LARP she actually breathes fucking fire and this is just a thing all the characters accept and move on with without thinking about the implications. I think this was a skill in earlier games for a dragon something class.
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>>501146328 Yeah but that was designated too evil for nu-Dragon Age, just like blood mage.
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Completely ignoring the after school special stuff Taash is really annoying. She's like if you took Sera and then removed literally everything that made her feel like an annoying yet real and sometimes likeable person.
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>>501146556 For me, Taash comes across like someone wanted to write Jack from ME2 but was afraid of bringing up any of her actual trauma, so she's more like some sulking teenager acting tough than an actual young adult from Thedas
>>501146456 Also what the fuck is this game's grudge against blood magic? NECROMANCY is fine apparently but no, blood is only for villains in this game for some reason.
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>>501146991 There is no grudge against blood magic you people who harp on it just refuse to accept the answers so you can have something to whine about
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>>501146991 People get too hung up on the aesthetics with the necromancy. They're just morticians with magic.
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I really have to force myself to load up the game again and get it over with. Thanks Bioware.
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>>501146991 >Also what the fuck is this game's grudge against blood magic? NECROMANCY is fine apparently but no, blood is only for villains in this game for some reason. I don't think they had a reasonable explanation for it so there's no reasonable explanation to find. It's just what they decided with their weird schizo brains. The world may never know.
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i havent played the DAI dlc or DAV
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>Isabela is now canonically more of a prude than Morrigan
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i look forward to all of you saying veilguard isn't that bad when the next dragon age comes out
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>>501147656 Well, apart from Johanna. All I'm saying is that Solas very much WASN'T shitting on blood magic before this game, so him turning around and claiming he ALWAYS opposed it is pure bullshit.
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>>501147768 How is being a prude a good thing? Sounds like puritan bullshit to me.
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>play reaper >neve detonates and primes all my shit >also makes everything crit because ice magic
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>>501147763 They dropped the Morrigan baby like they dropped the fucking Architect lmao
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>>501147954 ...there was ever any doubt about this? Neve is genuinely the only reasonable option for a straight man when your other options are Lace and Bellara.
>What about Taash? I said STRAIGHT men
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>>501147920 >>501147768 How is being a prude bad?
Only people who hate prudes tend to be porn addict terminally online incels.
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>>501147886 >when Lol. Lmao even.
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>>501148032 Neve might be the best of a bad situation but she still has negative bust, a pegleg and flirts with Lucanis in front of you even when romanced.
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>>501147910 I'd say the reason why necromancy gets to be so relevant and relatively nuanced in this game is just that one of the writers is really interested in writing it. Nobody probably gives a fuck about writing blood magic.
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>>501148124 Oh, absolutely. Let me clarify: Neve is the only option out of all those listed where her personality doesn't make me wish you could kill companions.
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>>501148078 Say that after you marry an actual prude who only puts out once in a blue moon
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>>501147910 He didnt shit on it he said he abhors it in reaction to being accused of using it to mind control Rook. I don't get why people are making such a big deal about that ONE outburst
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>>501148078 I don't hate prudes, I just find them retarded. Why does it always have to be extremes? Fucking American """culture"".
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>>501148032 I'm deciding between her and
Emmrich right now
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>>501118491 >neve = hyoga heh
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>>501148223 > Sexless hag /= Prude There's no reason to be such a chronic porn addict you talk about sex all day and think being a degenerate pervert is a good thing.
You can have sex with your partner without making your life revolving around talking about sex with strangers.
>>501148282 Being a prude is not an extreme, in fact, prude is what you call anyone who doesn't want to hear about your porn addiction in a dragon age thread.
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>>501148283 >spoiler I am legitimately relieved you would rather fuck a man than any of the other sorry excuses for women, even if like all the companions he's just kind of boring compared to the old ones at least Emmrich comes off as a bit of a gentleman romantic.
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>>501148221 I miss the good old days
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>>501148379 Why do you resort to strawmen? I can dislike both prudes and porn, what now, Mr. Puritan?
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>>501147768 Look I like sluts too but like Korra, Isabela was always shit in every department except looks and willingness to fuck. No, I am still not over the imaginary boat betrayal.
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Bros why is fighting 40 darkspawn at a time so fun?
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I have to say, this game makes me realize how unfair i was to Inquisition lore wise.
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>>501147768 >morrigan has had more cock than there are trees in the brecilian forest no wonder the kid doesn't respect his dad
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>>501148590 We really, really didn't know how good we have it. The worst part is some things ARE followed up in ways that make sense on paper, but are executed in the most painfully bad ways possible.
I liked being able to manage spies desu.
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>>501148592 She was like 25 years old in the first game and literally lived in a forest how the fuck could she have sex?
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>>501148886 >lived in a forest >how the fuck could she (the shapeshifter by the way) have sex? This anon is pure, none of you tarnish his innocence...
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>>501148886 She was 19 I think
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Isn't Tevinter supposed to be extremely racist?
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>>501149570 >Isn't Tevinter supposed to be extremely racist? No they're just magic supremacists. Humans are slaves there too.
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I don't care about "lore" or "storytelling" in this game at all lmao it's all been dogshit since DA2 with Hawke jerking off in the same city for an entire fucking game.
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>>501149570 That's not the strange part strictly speaking, it's not supposed to be limited to Tevinter, EVERYONE is supposed to be racist against elves. Including some elves.
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>>501149803 >Including some elves. They seemed to have completly done away with the Dalish vs City elf distinction
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>>501149771 >It's bizarrely a better Souls-like than Elden Ring was - somehow. Armoured Core 6 was the best Souls game, tbqh. If we're talking gameplay Veilguard feels a bit tedious, even if the double dragons fight does feel like someone saw THAT demon prince fight from the Ringed City DLC
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>>501149868 That's really more of a Ferelden thing because I think most clans are in the south
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>>501149771 Combat is pretty good actually
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>>501148886 >white woman in the woods you tell me
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>>501150336 Stop being so coombrained.
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>>501149868 It really annoys me that even if you play an elf from a faction that would obviously be andrastian you still talk like you believe in the elven gods.
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>>501149771 What class are you playing? I'm playing mage and it hasn't been very satisfying so far.
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>>501150630 I'm playing as a lord of fortune elf and I swear to God I read something in the codex saying that Rook is a former Tevinter slave
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>>501150727 >(S)He chose the piddly light-attack spam class Use the dagger and orb maybe? Are you stupid?
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>>501150630 Elves have different dialogue?
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>>501150630 >you still talk like you believe in the elven gods. Bro they're literally actively destroying rhe world what is there to "believe" in
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>>501151431 Inquisition would've been 10/10 if you could cuck Warden and fuck Lels right on the wartable
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>>501151281 Anon the dagger and orb is piddly light attack spam.
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>>501151576 Leliana is for the Hero of Ferelden only.
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>>501151774 Leliana is for cucking HoF and getting doggystyled by Inquisitor after being lonely and pent up for years.
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>>501151842 Women who look like that are never lonely, they merely pretend to be.
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Is warrior literally the only class in this game that gets a proper gap closer with the spear pull
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>>501146151 >For me, it's the fact that Traaah is so committed to the dragon LARP she actually breathes fucking fire and this is just a thing all the characters accept and move on with without thinking about the implications. I just had her mention in one of her dialogues that fire breathers apparently are a thing among the Qunari and that a few are born each generation, or something.
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>>501153745 >fire breathers apparently are a thing among the Qunari and that a few are born each generation Kek, so qunari are Draconians from Age of Wonders now
I bet in the next game we'll see winged qunari
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>The Qun isn't a prison, you can leave whenever you want
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>>501153842 That's been implied for a while now.
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>>501147768 In what world is Morrigan prude
She is into roleplay and sends kinky letters, that is more nonprudeness than most if not all other romances showed. Never seen Merril's but I can't imagine much going on there
