Warcraft Direct 'Leak'
Warcraft Direct Announcements:
* A new Warcraft movie is being produced staring Niki Minaj as Sylvanas, Jason Momoa as Uther and Jack Black as Arthas(in the early stages of production).
* An animated series showing the third War, but centered on a new black transgender disabled character.
* New Mobile game.
* WoW on Gamepass in 2025 but with restrictions. Expansion, mounts, transfers, game time, client, addons and weak aurasTM purchased separately.
* New WoW tabletop RPG based on the rules of the new D&D with a diverse cast.
World of Warcraft 11.1 and beyond.
* Patch focused on exploring the anus of Magni, like a trip to the center of the earth.
* New Raid with Goblins trying to exploit Azeroth's denizens through subversion of politics, religion and the traditional family (oy vey). Xal'atath shows her feet here.
* The team was unable to preparea video game that would be released with TWW, which had been known a while ago, so they just released it anyway, thanks for paying for open beta of TWW, also please buy more $90 mounts.
* "Dilation Station" will be the new craftable for engineering. The team hinted at this many expansions ago, but they didn't want to show anything yet to cause we had to outsource this to China for development for 6 years (China was confused as to wtf this does).
Players will be able to gain double rested experience at the Dilation Station, as well as gain a new resource called ''Owning the chuds'' (gain 200 Owning the chuds points per 30mins spent dilating, can be used at the Transvendor to buy cosmetics for all the transmog and mount offs you love doing).
* Xal'latah will show some her feet.
* World revamp adding more NPCs in wheelchairs, more gender fluid NPCs, changed some NPCs skin colour and body type to their original intended ones.
* The 3 Expansions will receive new brontosaurus mounts to buy.
That's it for now.
I can leak too. Trust me bro.
