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This hasn’t been reported yet but I have the inside scoop on what really happened. It’s caught up in a taboo and sexual topic, which is why there’s a veil of secrecy surrounding the event. The woman who was assaulted wasn’t actually some innocent bystander. No, in fact she instigated it with the help of a part of her anatomy that cannot be discussed in polite circles. But since we’re here I’ll stop “beating around the bush”, and come right out and day it: after the conclusion of yoo’s game on that fateful day, he was walking by a group of videographers practicing the science of videography when he caught something odd from the corner of his slanted eye. Something pink like a tongue that was sliding around the floor. And then in an instant it happened. The female videographer’s tentacles shot out from under her skirt and grabbed yoo about the throat (probably they sensed a beta male). Heroically, he did all an autistic manchild can do to fight off God’s greatest mistake and delivered a limp-wristed slap to the woman’s back. Somehow this was enough to free himself before he could be dragged under and up, up into her body cavity.
It’s a miracle he survived.
And that is why they will never ever show the video and why they state it is supposedly for the “privacy” of the woman.
