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/erg/ - Elden Ring General

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:43:58 No.499271229 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>499330848 >>499331103 >>499441435 >>499471685 >>499561053

>Latest patch
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-115

>Main information document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group password
erg

>Touch Bloodstain:
>>498958161

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:45:09 No.499271331 Report

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Actual latest patch link:

https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:54:04 No.499272145 Report

Quoted By: >>499272814 >>499273659 >>499274003 >>499302195

>FROMSOFT always adds an npc that’s a hint to the next game
>Igon is clearly a recreation of Moby Dick
>The Bloodborne fan theory that Bloodborne 2 will be an open world setting where you sail a boat in the open lovecraftian sea going to different island and continents

Its happening brehs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:54:37 No.499272207 Report

Quoted By: >>499312534

First for snek girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:59:14 No.499272649 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:00:46 No.499272814 Report

Quoted By: >>499272890 >>499275230

>>499272145
>bloodborne
>OPEN WORLD
>OPEN WORLD
>OPEN WORLD
slitting my throat right now FUCKING STOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:01:35 No.499272890 Report

Quoted By: >>499272971

>>499272814
We are NOT going back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:02:24 No.499272971 Report

Quoted By: >>499277139 >>499317765

>>499272890
MAKE IT STOP
YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A FUCKING OPEN OCEAN FOR HALF THE GAME MIYAZAKI

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:02:30 No.499272987 Report

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bumpy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:09:47 No.499273659 Report

Quoted By: >>499295063 >>499297275 >>499325294

>>499272145
What was the NPC in ds3 that hinted to ER?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:13:20 No.499274003 Report

Quoted By: >>499280105

>>499272145
Igon is not out of place though. Dryleaf Dane is. Next game will be magic martial arts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:26:32 No.499275230 Report

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>>499272814
>larger masses of land are legacy dungeons with a few hub areas inbetween
>"open world" is the sea
>smaller islands spread through the map are the fodder dungeons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:38:04 No.499276350 Report

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Explain to me right fucking now why Beast's Roar ash for war is Keen despite the fact that it's given to you by GURRANQ who gives you the STRENGTH sacred seal or I'm going to fucking do it this time I'm not kidding

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:45:29 No.499277139 Report

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>>499272971
Dont tempt him, you'll get an ocean wide swamp that slow your travel speed, eat your boat hull and has enemies constantly dragging you from the side to a watery demise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:46:15 No.499277228 Report

Quoted By: >>499289549

Hey anons, if I wanted to do the most poise damage in a single hit, what weapon or/and ash of war should I use? I never tried maximum unga bunga build so I dont know what to aim for the build

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:50:14 No.499277647 Report

Quoted By: >>499279184

What's a good way to make the game hard enough to force me to use everything I got while at the same time not staying at level 1 or restricting the weapons I can use

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:04:37 No.499279184 Report

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>>499277647
For dlc, scadutree level 0 max RL 100 was a blast until radahn, base game just run any build other than wretch and only use given stats and base items.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:07:42 No.499279490 Report

Quoted By: >>499279784 >>499279895 >>499280280 >>499280591 >>499280643 >>499289702

Bruh does anyone actually enjoy RL 150 as a meta? This sucks I haven't won a single invade since it's all ganks on PC or cheaters, I'm assuming gimmick builds are all this has to offer or tryhard duels. Going back to my 70 14+ character yall keep your sweaty meta

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:10:28 No.499279784 Report

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>>499279490
yummy tears

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:11:20 No.499279895 Report

Quoted By: >>499280330

>>499279490
Honest players invading at 150 are begging for aneurysms, only gimmicks work around there and yea there's a couple good fights you may get from time to time as an honest play but usually it's ganks and PC is the worst for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:13:27 No.499280105 Report

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>>499274003
next game will be spellmachinists

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:15:08 No.499280280 Report

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>>499279490
I enjoy it from time to time on PS, but the damage is way too high and my win rate is abysmal compared to my old rl60 or even current rl90

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:15:40 No.499280330 Report

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>>499279895
You have arenas for honesty, invades are for shenanigans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:17:45 No.499280561 Report

Quoted By: >>499281045

I dont get why people don't just go invade +200, that's where you find actual normal players replaying the game honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:18:02 No.499280591 Report

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>>499279490
Since when did reddit become the end all be all of what constitutes the meta? Play what you want, I've been running 115 after someone here posted about it and I've never had more fun. Organic invades with actual players, actually have good fights with solo hosts, I mean it's my new favorite RL after 30 stormveil got a little stale

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:18:30 No.499280643 Report

Quoted By: >>499280859 >>499311602

>>499279490
>He's still invading
Stop wasting your time with such a half baked piece of shit multiplayer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:20:21 No.499280859 Report

Quoted By: >>499282868

>>499280643
it's the last chance, soon the game will die completely. I need to play my pure casters so I don't regret not doing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:22:21 No.499281045 Report

Quoted By: >>499282002 >>499283431

>>499280561
No you don't but good try.
Let's break this down psychologically. If you - a normie - are playing this game for the first time for whatever reason, you're going to follow whatever path you think is the right one to finish the game. You may level up along the way and maybe get to 150 by the time you reach farum but you're going to be missing so much along the way it's unlikely you even have the capacity to level your weapon to 25+ and we don't know what that could be this hosts are at. Now at 200, if you went that high and managed to get a 25+ weapon along the way, it's almost a given the game can be beaten by even the dumbest of players and once it's beaten, normies DONT COME BACK. Normies stop playing the game, it's over and they move on. Why? Because they are well adjusted and social creatures. They don't need to do arenas or invades. But you? The sweaty tryhard? You get stuck at 200 with other sweaty tryhards and that's the shit hole you all get to fight in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:25:30 No.499281360 Report

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>>499272649
kino kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:30:57 No.499282002 Report

Quoted By: >>499282846

>>499281045
No, I mean it, I am pretty much "a normie" to your standards, I have never invaded, I only help people beat bosses or clear dungeons and I am arouns 250 by now, I havent even beaten the DLC yet, I'm afraid anon you are just bitter and tryhard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:38:33 No.499282846 Report

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>>499282002
This is with respect to invasions you illiterate moron. You can always find people at any level even 713 to PVE with that's not the topic, I'm talking about invades which is what You were talking about faggot. Stick to your ESL classes or get a refund cause they clearly aren't working.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:38:45 No.499282868 Report

Quoted By: >>499290618

>>499280859
Enjoy wasting your valuable time on earth feeding shameless gankers and shitters I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:40:30 No.499283037 Report

Quoted By: >>499302420

>>499252283
Lmfao that is hilarious. I don't hate Mikey as much as some people do clearly. If you were in his position (having the haligtree fail, having malenia fail, failing to resurrect godwyn) resurrecting Radahn would've been the only course of action.

>>499267772
Idk, a character dedicated either to pure strength or pure dex is fun. They play totally differently from each other and other builds in the same way that INT or FAI builds are. I don't use drawstrings though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:44:25 No.499283431 Report

Quoted By: >>499285553

>>499281045
>i play the game a certain way so everyone else must play it like that too

Yeah, nah. I know plenty of normies, not all, but plenty, who have played through the game more than once. Hell, one of them is a lawyer with a wife and kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:05:13 No.499285553 Report

Quoted By: >>499285763

>>499283431
Always going to be offshoots but I take data from redditors and always see after completion they move on. This is strictly from internet anecdotal evidence. Believe what you want but I know I'm right and the numbers and complaints don't lie to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:07:20 No.499285763 Report

Quoted By: >>499286240

>>499285553
Oh thanks for letting me know. You should fuck off back to r*ddit in that case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:11:53 No.499286240 Report

Quoted By: >>499287559

>>499285763
Good argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:15:09 No.499286607 Report

Quoted By: >>499286882

Raping ergy femanons doe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:17:52 No.499286882 Report

Quoted By: >>499287110

>>499286607
Why would you do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:20:03 No.499287110 Report

Quoted By: >>499287668 >>499287884

>>499286882
They want it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:24:17 No.499287559 Report

Quoted By: >>499288978

>>499286240
You don't even have an argument. You stated your "data" is from reddit posts and straight up admit its anecdotal internet evidence. Go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:25:15 No.499287668 Report

Quoted By: >>499288480

>>499287110
Proof?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:27:14 No.499287884 Report

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>>499287110
wouldnt that not be rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:33:07 No.499288480 Report

Quoted By: >>499289583 >>499290663

>>499287668
One femanon said she wanted to be raped to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:35:11 No.499288679 Report

Quoted By: >>499289848

What’s the lore reason all the people and nobles wandering around in EldenRing r zombies and why does everything attack us instead of talking to us or being peaceful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:36:32 No.499288815 Report

Quoted By: >>499289848

Anyone have any experience with Rakshasa's set and invasions? Specifically the damage penalty? Does it seem a bit stupid to invade with it on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:38:22 No.499288978 Report

Quoted By: >>499290130

>>499287559
Many things are strictly anecdotal, how do you think stereotypes exist? I'm right you're wrong, you're a faggot I'm straight, I'm tall you're short etc etc and you're boring now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:44:30 No.499289549 Report

Quoted By: >>499290126

>>499277228
poise damage or stance damage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:44:45 No.499289583 Report

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>>499288480
Thats weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:46:02 No.499289702 Report

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>>499279490
>as a meta
there is not and has never been an invasion meta in any fromsoft game
the level is for duels

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:47:33 No.499289848 Report

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>>499288815
>do a little bit more damage in exchange for taking more damage in a game where you could be oneshot
up to you i guess
look at it like those clutch rings, same deal
>>499288679
no lore they just did hollows again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:50:31 No.499290126 Report

Quoted By: >>499290260

>>499289549
Whats the difference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:50:33 No.499290130 Report

Quoted By: >>499290834

>>499288978
Take your meds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:51:46 No.499290260 Report

Quoted By: >>499290998

>>499290126
one is to players / to stagger enemies out of animations and one is to stancebreak things

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:55:02 No.499290618 Report

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>>499282868
same can be said about any vidya-related activity. I'm not spending too much time and in fact, on PS, I mostly fight completely normal players

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:55:19 No.499290663 Report

Quoted By: >>499291231 >>499291421

>>499288480
How would that even work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:55:48 No.499290709 Report

Quoted By: >>499293231

I would fuck parky so hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:56:52 No.499290834 Report

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>>499290130
You first

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:58:27 No.499290998 Report

Quoted By: >>499292636 >>499293610

>>499290260
So stance is more PVE poise is more PVP/pve? Is that why milady one handed sucks against heavy armor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:00:20 No.499291231 Report

Quoted By: >>499292410 >>499304076

>>499290663
Good question, presumably her pussy would become chafed by hundreds of anons using it and she'd eventually die from blood loss. However I'm not an expert on the subject.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:02:01 No.499291421 Report

Quoted By: >>499292410 >>499304076

>>499290663
rape is not exactly the gentlest physical at, so presumably after a couple hundred guys the internal bleeding would get her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:11:17 No.499292410 Report

Quoted By: >>499292565 >>499292692

>>499291231
>>499291421
Why would you willingly be someone in line towards the end? Wouldn't it be gross by then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:12:43 No.499292565 Report

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>>499292410
people have done far grosser things than gangrape some poor girl

and besides, it's not like you can't hose her down halfway through

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:13:15 No.499292636 Report

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>>499290998
>So stance is more PVE poise is more PVP/pve?
not sure what you just asked
things have poise and things (enemies) have a stance bar
you do enough poise damage to break their poise and they'll get staggered out of their animation, like using an ultragreatsword to stunlock an enemy that would keep attacking if hit by something like a dagger
you do enough stance damage to break their stance bar and they'll let you do a critical hit on them
both use the poise values for attacks I think, but I think that for poise you need to hit enemies in one go like hitting a threshold
stance meanwhile is just a bar you deplete
are you trying to posebreak players (which is really easy now actually, some weapons do 200+ poise damage to players which you're hardly hitting without hyperarmor) or are you trying to stancebreak bosses

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:13:48 No.499292692 Report

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>>499292410
It's what she wants, and as a certified reddit fedora wholesome chungus, I can only oblige.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:19:05 No.499293231 Report

Quoted By: >>499293496 >>499293736

>>499290709
coomer posts are offtopic.
bingo brawlers posts are on topic tho. Bingo is based, does anyone else watch it?
My only problem is the boss fight focus. It's interesting it inspired devs of some game to make their pvp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:21:21 No.499293496 Report

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>>499293231
I like bingo but I haven't watched any of bingo brawlers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:22:28 No.499293610 Report

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>>499290998
>Is that why milady one handed sucks against heavy armor?
for this i don't know what you mean, heavy armor what?
players?
milady onehanded does 70+ poise damage to players so they'd need more than that (it does 74 actually) or lower with the bullgoat ring (it reduces the poise damage you take)
in pve it does a little bit more than a straightsword, like around 7 stance damage per hit. something like spinning slash does 30, a guardcounter with a straightsword does like 30 I think, guardcounters do a fuckton of stance damage to mobs and do it fast and safe so it's a good way to stancebreak
if that's all you're trying to do you might want to just try a guardcounter build, or you could try a colossal weapon with hyperarmor ashes and using a lot of charged R2s
square off on a regular straightsword does 40 stance damage with the heavy attack, you can find this stuff in the wiki and in the google doc with weapon values if you're curious, ashes of war that look like they hit hard usually do good stance damage, some are weapon dependant with big hammers usually coming out on top

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:23:33 No.499293736 Report

Quoted By: >>499294464

>>499293231
I watched season 2 I think, the streamer melties were kinda funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:30:40 No.499294464 Report

Quoted By: >>499294632

>>499293736
season 2 was very good, had the best strategic works, but now season 4 may be better with the DLC map layout. But I think some players aren't good enough for the competition unlike. Watching some of these dudes makes me wish I had time to learn speedrunning

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:32:11 No.499294632 Report

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>>499294464
*unlike season 2.

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

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"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:36:24 No.499295063 Report

Quoted By: >>499297275 >>499301141 >>499325294

>>499273659
Sekiro was their last game before ER and it's *clearly* the Pot Noble

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:58:50 No.499297275 Report

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>>499295063
Ha, I never made the connection to this guy. That's pretty funny.

>>499273659
Not DS3, but my vote for Sekiro being teased was Yamamura's Set in Bloodborne. Hell, the torso especially looks exactly like Wolf's garb.

I think one of the hints to Elden Ring was actually Ludwig, as he was a character who could see figments of light. No one else could see them but him, and they guided him in their own elusive way. Not so different from the guidance of grace at all if you think about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:24:05 No.499299903 Report

Quoted By: >>499300297 >>499301282 >>499303943

>page 9

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:27:40 No.499300297 Report

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>>499299903
We literally went an hour without a thread at all because no one made a new one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:35:37 No.499301141 Report

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>>499295063
Makes a lot of sense, especially with how pots ended up being one of the central pieces of the story after the DLC came out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:36:51 No.499301282 Report

Quoted By: >>499301723 >>499302336

>>499299903
well what are we gonna talk about
the dlc was lame

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:41:02 No.499301723 Report

Quoted By: >>499313182 >>499319097

>>499301282
we're going to talk about marika's tits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:42:04 No.499301830 Report

Quoted By: >>499302104 >>499303362

I have one last character save. what do I make?
Great Katana Samurai guy or big sword guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:44:41 No.499302104 Report

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>>499301830
Big sword.
If you want to use big katanas just go play Monster Hunter, they even have the same moveset.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:45:33 No.499302195 Report

Quoted By: >>499312476

>>499272145
Are we talking pirate ships or just sailboats? Wind Waker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:46:59 No.499302336 Report

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>>499301282
how to stop the woke mind virus from taking over fromshart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:47:49 No.499302420 Report

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>>499283037
>If you were in his position
If I was an utter crazy psycho who abandoned my home and people to compel Mohg into dicking me, practically throwing away my people, then I'd be too dangerous to be left alone. Especially because he did nothing to curb Mohg's crimes turning tarnished into bloody fingers or even got his own men to stop suicide bombing. I'd be extremely fucked up mentally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:56:52 No.499303362 Report

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>>499301830
Great katanas can be infused with Heavy
So both! But with STR

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:02:12 No.499303912 Report

Quoted By: >>499304063 >>499304259

In a way I'm glad XVI was such an objectively bad game. I picked up Elden Ring to wash that terrible game from my mind and I've been having a blast with it ever since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:02:35 No.499303943 Report

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>>499299903
give me something for the pain and let erg die. It's not worth anything anymore, just see the dumb rape talk in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:03:37 No.499304063 Report

Quoted By: >>499305346

>>499303912
FF16? My condolences. It's a fact that that game was terrible, like everything Yoshi P makes.
Glad to hear you're enjoying Elden Ring, brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:03:46 No.499304076 Report

Quoted By: >>499304408

>>499291231
>>499291421
How long would it take?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:03:57 No.499304091 Report

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Think I'll do 1 final run with a bow build

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:05:28 No.499304259 Report

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>>499303912
If I wanted Devil May Cry, there's preexisting Devil May Cry games on Steam. IMO DMC is the king of its stylish juggle combat genre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:06:47 No.499304408 Report

Quoted By: >>499309878

>>499304076
it really depends on how rough the men are. could be a few hours, could be a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:09:39 No.499304720 Report

Quoted By: >>499307651

Was Messmer cursing (You) or Marika?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:15:40 No.499305346 Report

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>>499304063
But what about best boy?

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:37:39 No.499307651 Report

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>>499304720
Cause she shattered the reason he had been helping her in the first place just to revive a bunch of dead nobodies to see which one could murder the rest of the family and take the crown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:38:57 No.499307776 Report

Quoted By: >>499341820

WHAT? You can get to scadu altus by going through the spiritspring jumps near Elder's Hovel? You don't have to go through Castle Ensis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:58:52 No.499309878 Report

Quoted By: >>499312737

>>499304408
Thats so sad to think about.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:15:10 No.499311602 Report

Quoted By: >>499311863 >>499311986 >>499312358

>>499280643
I just finished studying for my test on liver, pancreas and kidney pathologies this week. Time to hop on my pure INT build and invade. The DMGS has been getting me a ton of successful invasions lately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:17:45 No.499311863 Report

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>>499311602
Did you test positive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:18:59 No.499311986 Report

Quoted By: >>499312338

>>499311602
>pure INT
>with a gs
you need to go purer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:22:15 No.499312338 Report

Quoted By: >>499313294

>>499311986
I've got a 10+ carian regal scepter equipped. What spells should I use, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:22:28 No.499312358 Report

Quoted By: >>499313219

>>499311602
Couldn't like it, idk what it is but I feel it's overrated I prefer the Chad INT sword lizard greatsword instead magic infused of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:23:38 No.499312476 Report

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>>499302195
First half pirate ships, then you shipwreck and end up in lost aztec land full of flayed gods and winged serpents and shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:24:13 No.499312534 Report

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>>499272207
Do one with pre-dlc Miquella. He seemed like he had a complex and self esteem issues as well like Rya. He's a flinchy insecure idealist and I want to hug him

>I also can't be the only one to see the closested trans allegory here can I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:26:07 No.499312737 Report

Quoted By: >>499314580

>>499309878
why?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:30:47 No.499313182 Report

Quoted By: >>499318754

>>499301723
Ngl, I never found her all that attractive, but I went back to the reveal trailer and she is seriously actually hot. She looks younger than freaking Malenia, her youngest daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:31:08 No.499313219 Report

Quoted By:

>>499312358
If they dodge your moonlight greatsword R2 wave, then you just bonk em with R1 immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:31:52 No.499313294 Report

Quoted By:

>>499312338
the ones you like. My favorites are finger sorceries (landing microcosm is very satisfying). I need yo try out blades of stone, too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:33:58 No.499313516 Report

Quoted By: >>499314080

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:39:15 No.499314080 Report

Quoted By:

>>499313516
queen marika the stinky

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:44:14 No.499314580 Report

Quoted By: >>499314884

>>499312737
Just thinking about how pitiable it would look and sound even after only about halfway through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:47:07 No.499314884 Report

Quoted By: >>499316942

>>499314580
it really would be sad and pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:06:18 No.499316942 Report

Quoted By: >>499317123

>>499314884
>why would this be sad
>i agree its sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:08:05 No.499317123 Report

Quoted By: >>499318081

>>499316942
I wasn't really thinking about how it would sound, that's what tipped me over the edge

still hot, though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:12:06 No.499317570 Report

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Reminder

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:14:02 No.499317765 Report

Quoted By: >>499318234

>>499272971
an actual open ocean could be cool if done right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:17:08 No.499318081 Report

Quoted By: >>499318526

>>499317123
Why would you think something like that is hot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:18:39 No.499318234 Report

Quoted By:

>>499317765
>if
This is the key word, you KNOW it wouldn't be done right...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:19:36 No.499318346 Report

Quoted By: >>499319474

>dude what if deathbird but surrounded by 8 smaller deathbirds???
what the fuck is wrong with these faggots man, why are they going out of their way to make this game not fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:20:06 No.499318408 Report

Quoted By: >>499318535

Why did Marika kill Godwyn and shatter the Elden Ring for no reason? Was she stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:21:13 No.499318526 Report

Quoted By: >>499319291

>>499318081
I like seeing women get used for sex like the walking fucktoys that they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:21:18 No.499318535 Report

Quoted By:

>>499318408
>killing the soulless husk that ranni left after killing his soul
She did him a favor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:23:28 No.499318754 Report

Quoted By:

>>499313182
canon marika > fanart marika

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:26:47 No.499319097 Report

Quoted By: >>499319197

>>499301723
TOTAL HORNSENT DEATH. Kill Hornsent. Backstab Hornsent. Dryleaf whirlwind kick a Hornsent into the impenetrable thorns of the Scadutree. Throw roped fetid pots into a Hornsent's scorpion stew. Stir fry Hornsent in a furnace golem. Crucify greater potentates. Turn Hornsent mages into graven seeds of stars. Launch Hornsent into Mount Gelmir's volcano. Liquify Hornsent in a lake of rot. Hoarah Loux Earthshaker a Hornsent's spritestone into the trash can. Report Hornsent to Messmer's crusade. Palm blast Hornsent into the shadow realm. Eat Hornsent. Impale Divine Beast Dancing Lions. Dissect Hornsent in the Specimen Storehouse. Rip Hornsent's horns off. Exterminate filthy Hornsent souls in the Frenzied Flame. Mandatory vigor checks for Hornsent. Cremate Hornsent in the embrace of Messmer's flame. Sow manfly plague in Hornset villages. Feed Hornsent to Death Rite Birds. Farm Hornsent with Waves of Gold. Push Hornsent Grandams down the stairs. Fry Hornsent in Festive Grease. Trap Hornsent in the Abyssal Woods. Night Maiden's Mist on fat Hornsent inquisitors. Burn the Hornsent's tower settlement. Seal the Hornsent's tower. Stuff Hornsent babies into jars. Cheese Horned warriors with Eternal Sleep. Slice Hornsent with a Great Katana.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:27:46 No.499319197 Report

Quoted By: >>499319362

>>499319097
Poop on hornsents chest and mush it with my buttcheeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:28:42 No.499319291 Report

Quoted By: >>499319581

>>499318526
There really wouldn't be that much walking though, it'd be more like Sellen chained to the wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:29:23 No.499319362 Report

Quoted By: >>499322029

>>499319197
that is gross AND weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:30:28 No.499319474 Report

Quoted By:

>>499318346
Dark souls is so hardcooooooooore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:31:25 No.499319581 Report

Quoted By:

>>499319291
well, they can walk before the brutal gangrape. you are correct that once it begins, walking would be at a minimum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:46:24 No.499321057 Report

Quoted By: >>499321546 >>499321895 >>499341820

This is my first soulslike game and I'm liking it so far. How far can I brute force a parry wakizashi + nagakiba playstyle in this game? The only things that are giving me trouble so far is anything I can't parry which instantly makes Caelid an experience akin to running your balls through a cheese grater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:46:32 No.499321078 Report

Quoted By: >>499321546 >>499322559

just leave. This an elden ring general, not a discord channels for degenerates

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:50:50 No.499321546 Report

Quoted By: >>499321942

>>499321078
meant for >>499321057

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:54:01 No.499321895 Report

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>>499321057
Pretty far, those are pretty good. Parrying is a very hard lifestyle though and like any time I've tried it I just end up moving to just two handing the other thing instead amd not parrying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:54:24 No.499321942 Report

Quoted By:

>>499321546
that's funny, but it's also clear which posts it was addressing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:55:10 No.499322029 Report

Quoted By: >>499325761

>>499319362
No, u

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:57:07 No.499322226 Report

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:57:16 No.499322241 Report

Quoted By: >>499332808 >>499332950 >>499343078

This game crashes worse than Fallout New Vegas now. What happened?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:59:20 No.499322453 Report

Quoted By:

>>499262551
Was at work, sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:00:25 No.499322559 Report

Quoted By:

>>499321078
>discord channels for degenerates
link?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:27:24 No.499325294 Report

Quoted By: >>499325462

>>499273659
Painted World of Ariandel had the Millwood Knights
>The Millwood Knights come from the fabled Millwood forest, and are a group of nature and earth worshipping warriors. This worship appears to be centered around the Ethereal Oak, as much of their equipment is adorned with depictions of it. The Millwood Knights had a close relationship with the earth and would fight using both weapons and the power of the earth itself. They lost their forest home, as it now lays abandoned and in ruin with the Ethereal Oak slowly rotting away.
Clearly its a rough outline of Elden Ring
>>499295063
huh never caught that myself, cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:28:44 No.499325462 Report

Quoted By: >>499325893

>>499325294
>Clearly its a rough outline of Elden Ring
it really, really isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:31:42 No.499325761 Report

Quoted By:

>>499322029
scat is gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:32:54 No.499325893 Report

Quoted By: >>499326189

>>499325462
>Knights who worship an ETHEREAL oak tree
>Said oak is rotting
I dunno how you don't see the failing Golden Order as the ethereal oak tree rotting but its seems pretty clear to me. They're knights with big tree on their shields like how erdtree imagery are so central to ER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:35:46 No.499326189 Report

Quoted By: >>499326692

>>499325893
"big magic tree that is rotting" is a far cry from a rough outline of ER. I swear you people will read two sentences in an item description and construct a whole fucking scenario around it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:39:04 No.499326523 Report

Quoted By:

>It is merely a cycle. Stand before the Elden Ring. Become the Elden Lord.
What does this mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:41:01 No.499326692 Report

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>>499326189
Yeah anon I did because they're just a small foreshadowing for the next game while still be in coherent in the world of the game they're in.
ERs plot was probably not figured out then but the core ideas were known like the giant etheral oak tree dominating the landscape and being central to the world.
The painting womens piece of artwork is the gate of divinity as well if you look carefully. Its foreshadowing thats only clear in hindsight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:02:41 No.499328913 Report

Quoted By: >>499329075 >>499329246

are we fight clubbing tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:04:06 No.499329075 Report

Quoted By: >>499329240 >>499329246

>>499328913
We will be sitting in the fight club lobby at 3/4 for an hour, yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:05:43 No.499329240 Report

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>>499329075
I'm looking forward to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:05:48 No.499329246 Report

Quoted By: >>499330052

>>499328913
yeh

>>499329075
No, today I will be your 4th. I dont play much so go easy on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:14:14 No.499330052 Report

Quoted By: >>499330818

>>499329246
so yeah, what should i be searching right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:22:23 No.499330818 Report

Quoted By: >>499331786

>>499330052
we're not hosting one right now

when we start, you'll have to enter "erg" in the password section of the menu. there'll be a screenshot, don't worry about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:22:35 No.499330848 Report

Quoted By: >>499330975

>>499271229
she looks fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:23:55 No.499330975 Report

Quoted By:

>>499330848
you're fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:25:12 No.499331103 Report

Quoted By: >>499331325

>>499271229
did you sent your picture to use as reference? or was it the artist?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:27:16 No.499331325 Report

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>>499331103

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:32:06 No.499331786 Report

Quoted By: >>499332083

>>499330818
alright. ill be in bed soon so maybe another time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:35:26 No.499332083 Report

Quoted By: >>499332578

>>499331786
You won't be up for like 20 minutes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:40:46 No.499332578 Report

Quoted By: >>499332657

>>499332083
yeah i could be if i know you guys will be on soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:41:43 No.499332657 Report

Quoted By: >>499333128

>>499332578
Yes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:43:21 No.499332808 Report

Quoted By: >>499332950

>>499322241
They broke something. I literally got BSOD from this game twice since the patch, somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:45:05 No.499332950 Report

Quoted By:

>>499322241
>>499332808
its fine on my machine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 01:46:58 No.499333128 Report

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>>499332657
Alright. I'll be on standby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:01:36 No.499334532 Report

Quoted By: >>499334714 >>499335636

Eldie Ring
For new person, if you've never used this, go to roundtable hold, go to the statue on the right side of the starting room, set your settings to this. If you don't have all locations unlocked, just set it to whatever but ideally set it to all locations

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:02:12 No.499334592 Report

Quoted By: >>499334678 >>499334857

>Be gone
Don't send me away baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:03:08 No.499334678 Report

Quoted By:

>>499334592
>Big on
What did she mean by this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:03:27 No.499334714 Report

Quoted By:

>>499334532
Thanks. Searching

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:03:37 No.499334732 Report

Quoted By:

fc with cute femanon......

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:04:49 No.499334857 Report

Quoted By:

>>499334592
She's such a bitch, and it makes my dick hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:05:23 No.499334893 Report

Quoted By:

femanon feet pic will save this general...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:05:52 No.499334950 Report

Quoted By: >>499335261

3/4, join you goddamn sacks of shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:05:52 No.499334951 Report

Quoted By: >>499335217

3/4

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:08:49 No.499335217 Report

Quoted By: >>499335294

>>499334951
Fuck off fujo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:09:18 No.499335261 Report

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>>499334950
I will join once femanon feet are posted. This is non negotiable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:09:35 No.499335294 Report

Quoted By: >>499335397

>>499335217
That makes no sense, that's not yaoi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:10:39 No.499335397 Report

Quoted By: >>499335460

>>499335294
Only fujos like messmer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:11:27 No.499335460 Report

Quoted By: >>499335705

>>499335397
Makes no sense

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:13:28 No.499335636 Report

Quoted By:

>>499334532
Join

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:14:13 No.499335705 Report

Quoted By:

>>499335460
Fuck off fujo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:14:17 No.499335712 Report

Quoted By: >>499335897 >>499335980

been waiting on 1 for like 10 minutes lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:16:04 No.499335897 Report

Quoted By: >>499336047

>>499335712
I'm messaging people to try to force someone to join

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:17:01 No.499335980 Report

Quoted By: >>499336271

>>499335712
this is typical, unfortunately

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:17:56 No.499336047 Report

Quoted By: >>499336192

>>499335897
You should post your feet, we would have a 6 people fc that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:19:25 No.499336192 Report

Quoted By: >>499336362 >>499336983

>>499336047
No we wouldn't and that makes no sense because you don't knownwho I am that said that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:20:21 No.499336271 Report

Quoted By:

>>499335980
do you look like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:21:18 No.499336362 Report

Quoted By:

>>499336192
>ergy femanon feet wouldn't make everyone join the fc
Doubt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:21:39 No.499336385 Report

Quoted By: >>499336906

NO FC UNTIL FEMANON FEET
Say it with me lads

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:26:53 No.499336862 Report

Quoted By: >>499337094

I'm unequipping this fucking sunflower

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:27:29 No.499336906 Report

Quoted By:

>>499336385
You failed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:28:26 No.499336983 Report

Quoted By: >>499337036

>>499336192
just post your feet already holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:29:01 No.499337036 Report

Quoted By: >>499337139

>>499336983
Why did you say this in response to random post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:29:41 No.499337094 Report

Quoted By:

>>499336862
honestly you did pretty good with it lol. the golden discs were fucking me up though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:30:15 No.499337137 Report

Quoted By: >>499337307

>storm blade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:30:17 No.499337139 Report

Quoted By:

>>499337036
we all know that's you, don't pretend otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:30:34 No.499337158 Report

Quoted By: >>499337265 >>499337341

>3/4
Ssomeone's just like changign their equipment right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:31:37 No.499337265 Report

Quoted By: >>499337574

>>499337158
GoD FINE WHINERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:32:05 No.499337307 Report

Quoted By: >>499339702

>>499337137
Every time someone says this I ask them what they want me to use instead and they say "don't worry about it"
I specifically try not to spam it
Pick an ash of war for me to use instead then and I'll swap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:32:27 No.499337341 Report

Quoted By:

>>499337158
We pray our brother does not rejoin until we are delivered the femanon feet that are ours by birthright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:34:50 No.499337574 Report

Quoted By:

>>499337265
I LOVE WHINING AND CRYING AND SOBBING UNTIL I GET MY WAY ITS FUN I LOVE IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:36:20 No.499337715 Report

Quoted By:

Goofy internet...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:37:49 No.499337835 Report

Quoted By: >>499337874 >>499339584

these high faith spells are dogshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:38:19 No.499337874 Report

Quoted By: >>499338497

>>499337835
Have faith

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:45:11 No.499338497 Report

Quoted By:

>>499337874
they are BAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:51:21 No.499339019 Report

Quoted By: >>499339069

Imagine how much more fun Elden Ring would be if it was good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:51:59 No.499339069 Report

Quoted By: >>499339307

dryleaf arts my beloved

>>499339019
it's already fun :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:54:48 No.499339307 Report

Quoted By: >>499339495

>>499339069
Pretty sure anon said "more fun".
So if it were actually good it would be more fun, a completely valid point btw, DLC was mid at best.

Also, FC status?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:56:55 No.499339495 Report

Quoted By: >>499339586

>>499339307
No, elden rign sucks and I'll never play it

And ongoing, wanna join?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:58:01 No.499339584 Report

Quoted By:

>>499337835
you are fucking me up with them so idk what ur saying. these are some fun games though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:58:03 No.499339586 Report

Quoted By: >>499339687

>>499339495
you are so cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:59:00 No.499339687 Report

Quoted By: >>499339774

>>499339586
Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:59:12 No.499339702 Report

Quoted By: >>499339891

>>499337307
don't worry about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:00:04 No.499339774 Report

Quoted By:

>>499339687
awww

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:01:20 No.499339891 Report

Quoted By:

>>499339702
There's blood on your hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:02:51 No.499340043 Report

Quoted By: >>499340201 >>499340219

Well that was fun but I gotta go now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:04:40 No.499340201 Report

Quoted By:

>>499340043
Same. Ggs guys. Till next time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:04:54 No.499340219 Report

Quoted By:

>>499340043
why is it always 3/4?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:07:10 No.499340428 Report

Quoted By: >>499340595

Short but sweet, that's fine
It was fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:08:59 No.499340595 Report

Quoted By: >>499340961

>>499340428
just like you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:12:38 No.499340961 Report

Quoted By: >>499341108 >>499343985

>>499340595
Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:14:12 No.499341108 Report

Quoted By: >>499341295

>>499340961
love yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:16:15 No.499341295 Report

Quoted By: >>499341429

>>499341108
Saying someone you dont know is fun is an insult

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:17:40 No.499341429 Report

Quoted By:

>>499341295
I meant the "short but sweet" part

I'm just assuming that you're short

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:22:00 No.499341820 Report

Quoted By: >>499342054

>>499307776
Yeah man. I did that on my current run of the DLC to grab the Meteoric Ore Blade nice and early. Legit one of the funnest weapons btw. But the DLC has sick shortcuts like that.

On a similar note, does anyone know if dryleaf dane will appear only after you've beaten Relanna? I went to Moorth Ruins after taking the shortcut above, but didn't see him there. Wondering if maybe I have to visit the grace after Relanna, then pick up his letter/ gesture, then I can go back to face him. Either way, grabbing new weapons early is always a great thing in these games. Makes repeat runs way more fun.

>>499321057
You can use wakizashi + katana for the whole game to be honest. Parrying is effective all the way through, and then in the occasions where it isnt, two handing your katana like the other anon said is phenomenal especially with the unsheathe ash of war. That shit does so much stance damage its actually insane.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:24:30 No.499342054 Report

Quoted By: >>499342432 >>499342951

>>499341820
>On a similar note, does anyone know if dryleaf dane will appear only after you've beaten Relanna?
I think you need the letter and gesture from highroad cross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:28:34 No.499342432 Report

Quoted By: >>499342878 >>499342951

>>499342054
Why do you keep posting total war art!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:33:11 No.499342840 Report

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:33:34 No.499342878 Report

Quoted By: >>499342975

>>499342432
would you prefer it if I posted something else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:34:29 No.499342951 Report

Quoted By: >>499343265

>>499342054
Thanks. I did some reading on it and it looks like you don't need to kill Relanna for the note to appear either.

>>499342432
He must have been inspired by my smithscript spear I kept chucking at you guys in the arena ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:34:43 No.499342975 Report

Quoted By: >>499343265

>>499342878
No I just like domt get like why you keep doing it I kept getting confused

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:35:43 No.499343078 Report

Quoted By:

>>499322241
Was there another update recently?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:37:45 No.499343265 Report

Quoted By: >>499343694

>>499342975
I'll stop if you want me to, sweetie

>>499342951
there are remarkably few bosses you need to kill in the DLC

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:41:38 No.499343694 Report

Quoted By: >>499343817

>>499343265
Kill yourself also I just got deja vu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:43:00 No.499343817 Report

Quoted By: >>499343985

>>499343694
you love me and you know it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:44:59 No.499343985 Report

Quoted By: >>499344115

>>499343817
>>499340961

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:46:22 No.499344115 Report

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>>499343985
I like this banter that we have

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 04:20:48 No.499347313 Report

Quoted By: >>499349332 >>499356317

It's really funny how Boc is considered the shitter Demi-Human when he's the only one capable of speech and higher thought. They seem to evolve in reverse since the biggest and strongest ones are literally just animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 04:44:30 No.499349332 Report

Quoted By: >>499352105

>>499347313
Demi humans are a allegory for niggers, if a nog talks too white they attack him and call him a coon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 05:20:57 No.499352105 Report

Quoted By: >>499357124 >>499385462

>>499349332
>racism
>lying
you are dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 05:35:55 No.499353178 Report

Quoted By: >>499353631

What now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 05:42:43 No.499353631 Report

Quoted By: >>499353709

>>499353178
now we fap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 05:43:51 No.499353709 Report

Quoted By: >>499353793

>>499353631
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 05:45:02 No.499353793 Report

Quoted By:

>>499353709
I feel like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:06:59 No.499355362 Report

Quoted By: >>499356249 >>499358202

Okay I've watched like 100 elden ring clips now and 99 times the character had a female voice. Ywnbaw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:19:14 No.499356249 Report

Quoted By: >>499356461

>>499355362
Who asked?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:20:25 No.499356317 Report

Quoted By:

>>499347313
gameplay doesn't reflect the lore, DLC showed they are intelligent, at least thr queens and swordsmen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:22:09 No.499356461 Report

Quoted By:

>>499356249
I did and I care, and he's right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:31:36 No.499357124 Report

Quoted By: >>499359291

>>499352105
Not racist it's just true

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:47:02 No.499358202 Report

Quoted By: >>499358448 >>499358494 >>499358581 >>499372556

>>499355362
I’m a woman so

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:51:07 No.499358448 Report

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>>499358202
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:51:54 No.499358494 Report

Quoted By: >>499358798

>>499358202
Name every number then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:53:25 No.499358581 Report

Quoted By: >>499359245

>>499358202
That's not the point, the point is that it's 99% of clips, when like it should be closer to like 50%

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:53:59 No.499358626 Report

Quoted By: >>499358923 >>499359037 >>499359353

Is there magic type that can be useful, offense wise, with low investment and without using talisman slots for it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:57:07 No.499358798 Report

Quoted By:

>>499358494
she's a woman, not a mathematician

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:58:53 No.499358923 Report

Quoted By: >>499359952

>>499358626
carian slicer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:00:26 No.499359037 Report

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>>499358626
And when I say useful I mean like fun and not ineffective. Just looking for more combat options but not if I have to sacrifice my big long red and green bars for them and replace my money multiplier and armor optimizer talismans for them to do anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:03:37 No.499359245 Report

Quoted By: >>499359696

>>499358581
Why should it be equal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:04:35 No.499359291 Report

Quoted By: >>499364721

>>499357124
But it's not true. Black people don't attack other black people or call them coons just for talking "white". What you're talking about is when a black person tries to diminish the racism and hate they've faced or tries being friends with a white supremacist. That's when the black community would call them out, and sure, call them a coon.
And referring to black people as niggers or nogs is pretty racist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:05:23 No.499359353 Report

Quoted By: >>499359952

>>499358626
>useful, offense wise, with low investment
not particularly. try bloodflame blade, black flame blade, frozen armament (notice a pattern?), swarm of flies, golden vow as a buff

most everything requires stats to actually do damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:11:25 No.499359696 Report

Quoted By: >>499359949 >>499390772

>>499359245
Because population split is 50/50??

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:14:11 No.499359845 Report

Quoted By:

uncle tom ass nigguh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:16:00 No.499359949 Report

Quoted By: >>499361729 >>499361827 >>499379709

>>499359696
Well maybe some men like to look at female characters. Nothing wrong with that. You don’t have to self insert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:16:02 No.499359952 Report

Quoted By: >>499360306

>>499358923
Those weapon spells do look dope.
>>499359353
I hate buffs personally. I'm just trying to mix up my attacks. I don't need them to one shot the game for me but I'd like them to not make it a challenge run either. I guess I can just over level to like 180 and have a use everything build.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:19:11 No.499360145 Report

Quoted By: >>499360965 >>499361632

>tfw no hugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:20:57 No.499360267 Report

Quoted By: >>499360306

Why does Messmer get so much bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:21:43 No.499360306 Report

Quoted By:

>>499359952
if you want to do this in a boss fight, it's a bad idea. trust me, having to swap to a catalyst mid-fight just to do some shitty projectile attacks is not worth it

>>499360267
fujo bait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:31:44 No.499360965 Report

Quoted By: >>499361096

>>499360145

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:33:52 No.499361096 Report

Quoted By:

>>499360965
that looks nice...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:42:05 No.499361632 Report

Quoted By: >>499361875

>>499360145
Wanna do pillow thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:43:37 No.499361729 Report

Quoted By:

>>499359949
That's weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:44:58 No.499361827 Report

Quoted By:

>>499359949
Shouldn't there be women who want to look at male characters to balance it out to 50/50?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:45:45 No.499361875 Report

Quoted By: >>499362296

>>499361632
I vaguely remember you mentioning this before but I don't remember what it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:52:06 No.499362296 Report

Quoted By: >>499362432 >>499362471 >>499362583

>>499361875
Basically like sometimes when I want hug I tell or threaten my online friends and make them hug a pillow and pretend it's me and then I hug my pillow and pretend it's them that way like it's like we're actually hugging because both are like doing the same thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:54:20 No.499362432 Report

Quoted By:

>>499362296

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:54:53 No.499362471 Report

Quoted By: >>499362583 >>499362828

>>499362296
that sounds nice, I'm going to bed now so I'll do it

I don't think you would want to hug me though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 07:56:35 No.499362583 Report

Quoted By: >>499362917

>>499362296
>>499362471
what the hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 08:00:27 No.499362828 Report

Quoted By:

>>499362471
Oki

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 08:01:57 No.499362917 Report

Quoted By:

>>499362583
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 08:30:58 No.499364721 Report

Quoted By:

>>499359291
Yes they do. Also how is it racist when they call each other the same thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 09:03:17 No.499366653 Report

Quoted By: >>499368620 >>499411651

are throwing blades still shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 09:35:34 No.499368620 Report

Quoted By:

>>499366653
Claws of Night are basically throwing blades but good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 10:03:19 No.499370454 Report

Quoted By:

He may have a yee yee ass haircut but delivered the line way better than Messmer himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 10:36:36 No.499372556 Report

Quoted By:

>>499358202
My condolences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 10:41:37 No.499372859 Report

Quoted By: >>499373065 >>499373334 >>499373741 >>499411981

>Want to replay the game
>Don't want to play ng+ because it's more fun to come across new gear
>DLC is so far from the start of the game that by the time you get the cool stuff there's barely anything worth doing left

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 10:45:26 No.499373065 Report

Quoted By: >>499373282 >>499375616

>>499372859
Meanwhile my mother is in the hospital, and I have mold growing from my ceiling because neighbour went on a holiday leaving his tap opened.
You have such relatable issues, sweetie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 10:48:53 No.499373282 Report

Quoted By:

>>499373065
Damn sorry, I thought I was posting in /erg/ not your personal blog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 10:49:42 No.499373334 Report

Quoted By:

>>499372859
#FirstWorldIssue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 10:56:15 No.499373741 Report

Quoted By:

>>499372859
You can rush the DLC pretty easily.
Just summon for Radahn, then do Varre's quest and cheese Mohg with Bleed + Rot.

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 22 Oct 2024 11:26:53 No.499375616 Report

Quoted By:

>>499373065
Oh yeah well my mom killed herself in front of me when I was a toddler

sorry bro, I hope she gets better soon[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 11:40:24 No.499376464 Report

Quoted By: >>499417054

this tripfag is so retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 11:48:53 No.499377028 Report

Quoted By:

The tourist who puts uppercase after a meme arrow is so retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 11:50:16 No.499377118 Report

Quoted By:

you forgot to add your trip xir

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 12:24:30 No.499379709 Report

Quoted By: >>499385163

>>499359949
I like looking at female characters because they make my epnis hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 13:13:14 No.499383446 Report

Quoted By: >>499386396

dead 'g

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 13:32:55 No.499385163 Report

Quoted By:

>>499379709
That's a sign of mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 13:36:33 No.499385462 Report

Quoted By:

>>499352105
I have major nigger fatigue. I'm so tired of their loudness, selfish and rude ways, lack of self awareness, materialism, criminal ways. I'm fed up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 13:45:43 No.499386316 Report

Quoted By:

>the lance has no forward hitbox on horse light attack, meaning on mounted fight it's worse than about every weapon
This sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 13:46:36 No.499386396 Report

Quoted By:

>>499383446
dead (s) 'g
dsg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 13:58:54 No.499387501 Report

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>quality
This is so fucking retarded. I can use this on my dragon guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 14:04:09 No.499388008 Report

Quoted By: >>499389017 >>499412173

Best/worst fashion armor set
Best: Scaled. So sleek and just really cool to look at
Worst: Royal Knight. Abysmal weight and mediocre poise not to mention clown shoes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 14:13:11 No.499388771 Report

Quoted By:

The message edge, lord before the night armor set in the bonny gaol made me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 14:14:01 No.499388824 Report

Quoted By:

Did they shadow nerf storm stomp combo with zwei? People are dodging out of the supposed "true combo" lately and I'm not sure if the did following the last patches only troll and watchdog remain true

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 14:16:33 No.499389017 Report

Quoted By:

>>499388008
Oathseeker's black with gold trim is sexy imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 14:36:46 No.499390772 Report

Quoted By:

>>499359696
Souls games mainly appeal to female players though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 15:07:05 No.499393613 Report

Quoted By: >>499395636 >>499398897

Is there anything interesing to buy from Elden Ring? Their main shop is sold out and luckster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 15:27:32 No.499395636 Report

Quoted By: >>499396728

>>499393613
Wtf does that mean? You can buy from merchants usually until they run out of stock but then you farm. Are you talking about actual items like a t-shirt? Are you a consumerist sheep?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 15:30:00 No.499395879 Report

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>"Which way maidenless, Tarnished Man?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 15:37:53 No.499396728 Report

Quoted By:

>>499395636
Branded clothes isn't consoomerism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 15:43:05 No.499397314 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 15:57:26 No.499398897 Report

Quoted By:

>>499393613
It's all retarded, overpriced and low quality garbage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:03:23 No.499399545 Report

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>cant even use this with the warrior set
bruh moment

sage

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sage Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:13:00 No.499400493 Report

Quoted By: >>499401309 >>499438716

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:13:16 No.499400528 Report

Quoted By: >>499401474

gay radahn was easier than the fucking buggy broken overpowered piece of shit grown fallingstar beast, no wonder all the soul toobers only show main boss fights

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:21:07 No.499401309 Report

Quoted By: >>499401684 >>499402864

>>499400493
>Tfw have eyes irl like Rya in the drawing
>Everyone think im a raging homosexual because they think im giving them the bedroom eyes

Its annoying, what class should I start as for that feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:22:47 No.499401474 Report

Quoted By:

>>499400528
Fallingstar has like 3 moves with easily predictable animation, but they do hit like a truck

sage

sage Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:24:56 No.499401684 Report

Quoted By:

>>499401309
You sound like you have pretty eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:26:22 No.499401831 Report

Quoted By: >>499402006 >>499413307 >>499443165

Rya was raped and killed by Misbegotten in the Weeping Peninsula of Limgrave days after leaving the Manor. She died thinking about you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:26:37 No.499401853 Report

Quoted By:

The joke wasn't as funny as I thought it would be

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:28:08 No.499402006 Report

Quoted By:

>>499401831
This is probably actually true
Why was she thinking about the Tarnished? Sad or happy type way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:36:42 No.499402864 Report

Quoted By:

>>499401309
post your eyes anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 16:42:15 No.499403404 Report

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If your eyes look like this, hmu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:02:09 No.499405416 Report

Quoted By: >>499405886

Hello
I like Malenia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:06:30 No.499405886 Report

Quoted By: >>499406809

>>499405416
Why? What do you like about her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:15:06 No.499406809 Report

Quoted By: >>499407452

>>499405886
She looks really cool.
She's really strong.
She's articulate and respectful.
Her backstory is tragic and inspiring.
Her fight is fun.
She has a good voice actor.
Her treehouse and arena are aesthetic.
She has a 10-foot magic gold saber built into her arm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:15:49 No.499406879 Report

Quoted By: >>499407618

I want to lay my head on a cute girl's lap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:20:53 No.499407452 Report

Quoted By: >>499409952

>>499406809
She really is cool
I sont think the sword is built into her arm though, it doesn't have it when she picks up the arm but like it does kind of just show up inbetween cuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:22:23 No.499407618 Report

Quoted By: >>499408081

>>499406879
What's stopping you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:26:46 No.499408075 Report

Quoted By: >>499409276

quadruple amputating ergy femanons and passing them around the campfire like an onahole with my chuddy ergbros

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:26:48 No.499408081 Report

Quoted By:

>>499407618
the lack of a willing girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:29:55 No.499408429 Report

Quoted By: >>499408578 >>499417143 >>499444793

I think I still prefer powerstancing to 2-handing because if you choose to 2 hand a colossal weapon, that means -1 talisman slot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:31:16 No.499408578 Report

Quoted By:

>>499408429
Tou don't have to use the 2-handed talisman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:37:25 No.499409276 Report

Quoted By: >>499409531

>>499408075
That doesn't make any sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:38:45 No.499409440 Report

Quoted By:

They're going to add the 5th talisman slot in the last patch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:39:22 No.499409516 Report

Quoted By: >>499409913

Is slicer good for catching players who tend to fish for a turn and burn? I hate not having something to catch them other than swift shard which they can dodge through

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:39:34 No.499409531 Report

Quoted By: >>499409750 >>499410287

>>499409276
It makes perfect sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:41:25 No.499409750 Report

Quoted By: >>499410372

>>499409531
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:42:56 No.499409913 Report

Quoted By: >>499413404

>>499409516
I've had more luck with catching people off guard with piercer, it has a weird animation that makes it hard to know when to dodge and like slicer tends to like not stagger at all so it tends to be just like trading damage, which you'll usually lose

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:43:20 No.499409952 Report

Quoted By: >>499410108

>>499407452
She can attach or detach it for certain moves. Description says it's built into the arm by default though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:44:44 No.499410108 Report

Quoted By:

>>499409952
Ohhh okay that makes sense, kind of weird that you can use it without the arm, but I guess you pull it out. That's interesting though since that sort of feels like that means that the unalloyed limbs and arms wouldn't have to actually be like just stuck with just the original form ofbthe limbs. Elden ring mecha ehen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:46:20 No.499410287 Report

Quoted By: >>499410467 >>499410565 >>499410634

>>499409531
Like cutting off limbs doesn't make sex go any faster, so it would just be boring waiting for most of the people most of the time, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:47:04 No.499410372 Report

Quoted By: >>499410467

>>499409750
What part do you not understand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:47:51 No.499410467 Report

Quoted By:

>>499410372
>>499410287

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:48:50 No.499410565 Report

Quoted By: >>499410723

>>499410287
No cutting off limbs is to make it more portable so it can be passed around and used easier. It's a matter of ergonomics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:49:32 No.499410634 Report

Quoted By: >>499411115

>>499410287
it's so you won't escape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:49:36 No.499410643 Report

Quoted By: >>499411317

Mfw no new Souls game until 2026 at the earliest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:50:21 No.499410723 Report

Quoted By: >>499410913

>>499410565
Makes no sense to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:52:05 No.499410913 Report

Quoted By: >>499410964

>>499410723
Cause you're stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:52:32 No.499410964 Report

Quoted By: >>499411051 >>499411538

>>499410913
Imnnot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:53:36 No.499411051 Report

Quoted By: >>499411387

>>499410964
You're a stupid retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:54:03 No.499411115 Report

Quoted By: >>499411687

>>499410634
You don't have to say that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:56:04 No.499411317 Report

Quoted By: >>499411387

>>499410643
What about the secret hidden game that'll be revealed from the lawsuit that will save Elden Ring? That's scheduled for january

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:56:42 No.499411387 Report

Quoted By: >>499411505

>>499411317

>>499411051

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:56:48 No.499411397 Report

Quoted By: >>499411835

We desperately need poster count back. I'm confident these threads have had like 20 people max for like the last month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:57:50 No.499411505 Report

Quoted By:

>>499411387
I'm not

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:58:13 No.499411538 Report

Quoted By: >>499411994

>>499410964
Fatty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:59:17 No.499411651 Report

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>>499366653
They aren't exactly throwing knives but the Smithscript Cirques are fucking great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 17:59:35 No.499411687 Report

Quoted By: >>499412429

>>499411115
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:01:02 No.499411835 Report

Quoted By: >>499412384

>>499411397
I still use erg as a password and like get the "X group has defeated a shardbearer" a lot so it might be more than you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:02:27 No.499411981 Report

Quoted By: >>499575070

>>499372859
>he didn't make 3 elden ring characters since the games launch, take them to endgame without going into NG+, buy hundreds of every upgrade material, hoard up 1-3 million runes, and stay at a relatively low level for endgame (125) in anticipation of the DLC's release
>he doesn't have 3 characters ready to play the DLC back to back without having to play the base game first

ngmi. if you didn't do this and elden ring isn't your first from game, what are you doing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:02:33 No.499411994 Report

Quoted By: >>499414415

>>499411538
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:04:15 No.499412173 Report

Quoted By:

>>499388008
Scaled is definitely one of the best sets. I also love Maliketh's Torso, Gauntlets, and Legs. Night Rider's set is great too. Honorable mention to Drake Knight Set too, although I wish the horn on the helmet was either gone or just smaller.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:06:16 No.499412384 Report

Quoted By: >>499412583

>>499411835
people that just forgot/don't turn off the group password don't count obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:06:47 No.499412429 Report

Quoted By:

>>499411687
Because you said "you" and I didn't say anything about anything like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:08:17 No.499412583 Report

Quoted By:

>>499412384
Is that really that common though? I would like check and change my passwords a lot when game first came out and like people were using multiple different passwords

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:14:58 No.499413307 Report

Quoted By: >>499413465 >>499443165

>>499401831
She's a scout, she's more than capable of surviving out in the world. Sure she got swindled by Blackguard Boggart, but that likely won't happen again after you changed her life with a chance encounter. At least, that's the copium I huff. Rya isn't my favorite girl in the game by any margin, but she is a sweet, king girl, and I wish the best for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:15:57 No.499413404 Report

Quoted By:

>>499409913
Piercer is good exactly for that but I'm looking for a spell good enough to catch those that try to run away from you fishing for a turn and burn move, piercer is no go there, I thought slicer but rembered what you said about it not really staggering so much as just trading but maybe that's good? I mean if they try to roll away and it phantom hits them for 250 they probably won't be rolling much more and square up because they can certainly roll out of a swift Glintstone to the back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:16:34 No.499413465 Report

Quoted By:

>>499413307
Lolno

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:24:43 No.499414415 Report

Quoted By: >>499414841

>>499411994
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:27:25 No.499414707 Report

Quoted By: >>499415081 >>499415361

Rya fell into a hole that teleported her to the Shadow Realm Alice in Wonderland style and is being taken care of by her uncle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:28:38 No.499414841 Report

Quoted By: >>499415014 >>499415746

>>499414415
I'm not

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:30:12 No.499415014 Report

Quoted By: >>499416307

>>499414841
Prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:30:46 No.499415081 Report

Quoted By: >>499417470

>>499414707
Maybe in the way that most uncles "take care of" their neices, yeah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:33:37 No.499415361 Report

Quoted By:

>>499414707
She probably would just have been found by his soldiers on the outskirts and tortured then impaled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:37:11 No.499415746 Report

Quoted By: >>499416307

>>499414841
post feet to prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:42:04 No.499416307 Report

Quoted By: >>499417625

>>499415014
>>499415746
Kill yourselves

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:49:01 No.499417054 Report

Quoted By: >>499417358

>>499376464
Nah you're thinking of my coke whore sister and her pimp husband. They're the ones that have been trying and failing for 10 years to pull of the scam my retarded foster family has spend 30 years failing to accomplish. It's amazing what kind of desperate, stupid things a bitch will try when she can't solve a problem by spreading her legs (or opening her mouth.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:49:50 No.499417143 Report

Quoted By:

>>499408429
yeah but big dick damage. although i agree, i really had to stop using the 2 handed talisman because as good as it is, its a bit of a limited playstyle. works great with colossal swords and the deflect tear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:51:54 No.499417358 Report

Quoted By: >>499436085

>>499417054
Have you tried seeing if they'll let you join them as a couple? You could probably help them pull off the scam

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:52:51 No.499417470 Report

Quoted By: >>499418073

>>499415081
you have terminal brainrot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:54:21 No.499417625 Report

Quoted By: >>499418453

>>499416307
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:59:06 No.499418073 Report

Quoted By: >>499420043 >>499420334

>>499417470
It's sad but it's true, she doesn't get a happy ending, she's hurt or betrayed no matter what

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:02:26 No.499418453 Report

Quoted By: >>499418630

>>499417625
It's quick and easy and I can walk you through it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:04:03 No.499418630 Report

Quoted By: >>499419863 >>499420002

>>499418453
What is your experience on the matter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:16:03 No.499419863 Report

Quoted By:

>>499418630
I mean you can do it in your own, I like Sanctioned Suicide but that obviously doesn't make me an expert

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:17:33 No.499420002 Report

Quoted By: >>499420547 >>499420834

>>499418630
I guess i I was mostly bluffing and hoping that you WOULD decide that you'd rather do it on your own without help since I didn't really have any follow up if you said okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:18:01 No.499420043 Report

Quoted By: >>499420392

>>499418073
>It's sad but it's true

if you've been utterly demoralized, then sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:20:40 No.499420334 Report

Quoted By: >>499420539

>>499418073
hello it's me ur uncle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:21:20 No.499420392 Report

Quoted By: >>499421163

>>499420043
Nope, my uncle literally is exactly like that, that's just how that sort of thing is
If you just mean about Rya as a whole, then it's just an inevitability. She's self destructive and puts herself in scenarios where she can be hurt or taken advantage of or betrayed or killed, either intentionally or not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:22:08 No.499420485 Report

Quoted By: >>499421585

Waves of Darkness is cool.
INT builds are cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:22:31 No.499420539 Report

Quoted By: >>499420915

>>499420334
If you're actually him, what does letters does your first name start and end with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:22:35 No.499420547 Report

Quoted By: >>499420830

>>499420002
what the fuck is wrong with you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:23:43 No.499420679 Report

Quoted By: >>499420938 >>499421007

>not decent armor that shows off biceps with a cape
fuck strengh build fashion is uggo. dex at least has decent fashion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:24:55 No.499420830 Report

Quoted By:

>>499420547
You're the one asking for weird things or insulting people, wdym

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:24:56 No.499420834 Report

Quoted By: >>499422623

>>499420002
I think you should try it first and get back to me, I'm not convinced you should be talking about the subject if you have no firsthand experience.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:25:10 No.499420858 Report

Quoted By: >>499421149 >>499421191 >>499445306

TALK ABOUT ELDEN RING YOU STUPID FUCKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:25:33 No.499420915 Report

Quoted By: >>499421283

>>499420539
Holy shit woman, it's a joke, stop being so serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:25:41 No.499420938 Report

Quoted By: >>499421585

>>499420679
>not-berserk armor is one of the most optimal heavy sets in the game, and is located right at the start of the DLC
>complains about STR fashion while posting Nuts
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:26:15 No.499421007 Report

Quoted By:

>>499420679
Fromsoft needs to just get rid of the concept of armor slots already and instead just like make different armor pieces that just are incompatible with eachother similar to how like skyrim does it on the backend
So like capes should be able to like be their own "slot"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:27:42 No.499421149 Report

Quoted By: >>499422670 >>499422687

>>499420858
ok sure

I love sluts!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:27:51 No.499421163 Report

Quoted By: >>499421359

>>499420392
Hey, first of all I'm sorry that someone like that is in your family, and I'm doubly sorry if anything happened to you as a result of that. Personally, I don't have any fucked up uncles or people like that in my close family, so I try not to be blackpilled when it comes to that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:28:03 No.499421191 Report

Quoted By:

>>499420858
I HATE Elden Ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:29:05 No.499421283 Report

Quoted By: >>499421480

>>499420915
I didn't say my sex and either way how do you know I'm not just also making a joke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:29:50 No.499421359 Report

Quoted By: >>499421767

>>499421163
It's okay, Rya IS dead tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:30:52 No.499421480 Report

Quoted By: >>499421534

>>499421283
because what you said wasn't even remotely funny and we all know that's you, your posting style is incredibly distinct

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:31:26 No.499421534 Report

Quoted By: >>499421673

>>499421480
Neither was what you said and that's not a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:31:58 No.499421585 Report

Quoted By: >>499422371

>>499420485
Hell yeah. One of the best ashes in the game

>>499420938
he's right, there isn't any armor that resembles the pic he posted. although i do disagree with the idea that strength doesn't have good fashion. this game does a good job at that even if it doesn't have armor with exposed biceps. also, are you implying guts doesn't look awesome?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:32:40 No.499421642 Report

Quoted By: >>499422057

Mermaidtard single handedly keeping the thread from becoming dsgesque page 9 worthless bump post spam, we appreciate your service.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:32:53 No.499421673 Report

Quoted By:

>>499421534
okay sweetie, whatever you say

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:33:39 No.499421754 Report

Quoted By:

Just had a like retarded idea for a "pacifist" run focusing on using Sleep and fist weapons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:33:45 No.499421767 Report

Quoted By:

>>499421359
No fuck you nigga and fuck yo couch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:36:28 No.499422057 Report

Quoted By: >>499422202

>>499421642
>press ctrl+f
>type "mermaid" into the box
>1 result, this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:37:53 No.499422202 Report

Quoted By: >>499422338

>>499422057
Learn to take a compliment you smelly bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:39:06 No.499422338 Report

Quoted By:

>>499422202
It's a haiku

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:39:28 No.499422371 Report

Quoted By: >>499422527 >>499423413

>>499421585
>there isn't any armor that resembles the pic he posted
I agree.
I kinda wish ER had something similar to the Balder Set from DS1.
Too bad the sword + shield skeletons don't drop their armor, because it kinda looks like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:40:49 No.499422527 Report

Quoted By: >>499423413

>>499422371
My brother, I thought the exactly same thing about those skelly knights. Their armor actually looked awesome, and something similar to the balder armor which was one of my favorite sets. Such a shame we'll never get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:41:46 No.499422623 Report

Quoted By: >>499435101

>>499420834
That makes no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:42:15 No.499422670 Report

Quoted By:

>>499421149
None of them are sluts.
Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:42:33 No.499422687 Report

Quoted By: >>499423150

>>499421149
You can see Rya's nipple

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:47:09 No.499423150 Report

Quoted By: >>499423216

>>499422687
is it the same color as your nipples?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:47:41 No.499423216 Report

Quoted By: >>499423675

>>499423150
Kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:49:20 No.499423413 Report

Quoted By: >>499423976

>>499422527
>>499422371
wtf bros, are you guys literally me?
I NEED that skellie armor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:49:22 No.499423416 Report

Quoted By: >>499423976

Storm stomp or Lions claw on a zwei? Only those two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:51:45 No.499423675 Report

Quoted By:

>>499423216
love you too babe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:52:00 No.499423703 Report

Quoted By: >>499424263

I can and will fix Leda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:52:09 No.499423723 Report

Quoted By: >>499424374

The next dlc WILL add covenants
It WILL fix the multiplayer
It WILL add npc hub towns
It WILL tie up lore loose ends (but not too many so as to stufle discussion, just rhe perfect right amount)
This is all actually TRUE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:54:25 No.499423976 Report

Quoted By:

>>499423413
we are 3 of the same soul bros

>>499423416
Lions Claw, until you can get Savage Lions Claw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:57:07 No.499424263 Report

Quoted By:

>>499423703
There's nothing to fix

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:58:23 No.499424374 Report

Quoted By: >>499424469

>>499423723

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 19:59:15 No.499424469 Report

Quoted By:

>>499424374
It's real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 20:57:33 No.499430697 Report

Quoted By: >>499431173

>the dragon communion harpoon does less damage than the R2 of the smithscript spear
is this a motherfucking joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 20:58:56 No.499430841 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw no femanon to forcefully step on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:01:39 No.499431130 Report

Quoted By: >>499431206 >>499431291 >>499464049 >>499464270

>Beat Promised Consort Radahn in Elden Ring pre-nerf without summons or any excess Cheese build
>Go back to ds1, never finished it
>Can't even beat the bell gargoyles

what the fuck is wrong with me? Isn't Elden Ring supposed to be harder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:02:06 No.499431173 Report

Quoted By:

>>499430697
It doesn't require a weapon slot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:02:22 No.499431206 Report

Quoted By: >>499431402

>>499431130
trry leveling your weapon
try

im sleepy nvm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:03:09 No.499431291 Report

Quoted By:

>>499431130
how the fuck can you not beat the bell gargs? just fastroll and separate them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:04:11 No.499431402 Report

Quoted By: >>499431515

>>499431206
dark souls 1 doesnt have weapon levelling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:05:05 No.499431515 Report

Quoted By:

>>499431402
thats too bad...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:13:56 No.499432457 Report

Quoted By: >>499433092 >>499433209 >>499434608

I'm going grocery shopping, you guys want anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:19:32 No.499433092 Report

Quoted By:

>>499432457
If they have it, could you get the Shirley temple 7up? I know they keep selling out really fast but I wanna try it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:20:31 No.499433209 Report

Quoted By:

>>499432457
cani get some crystal penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:32:43 No.499434608 Report

Quoted By:

>>499432457
takis nitro and uploaded nacho lunchables

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:36:32 No.499435101 Report

Quoted By: >>499436138

>>499422623
What part doesn't make sense?

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:45:06 No.499436085 Report

Quoted By: >>499436253 >>499438769

>>499417358
Yeah, I've even tried to say I'll split it with her 50/50. That's why I'm so mad at her and her husband (and their friends that I thought were friends,) now. Cause even after Ive learned what was going on and tried to work with them, they just double down on the bullshit and keep helping the people that lied to them and roped them into this situation in the first place. I even tried saying this to her husband, despite my feelings about him.

The only explanation I can imagine for why she'd continue to do this to her own twin is that my family has been lying to her this whole time and that it wasn't really her I've been texting/messaging online. (I got the feeling sometimes even before learning any of this that it was like I was talking to someone doing an impression of her.) I suspect that my family told her at some point years ago, like when I was in the hospital in 2011 after she cut holes in my sterile medical supplies, that they told me who she really was to me but I refused to believe it and have been crazy/on drugs and in denial/lamenting the fact that we could never be together this whole time. That way she would put an active effort into avoiding me while helping them "get me the help I need," by impersonating her in virtual conversations. Deny information to me while telling everyone else that my ignorance is because *I'm* the one in denial. But I don't know if that theory is itself just my own refusal to believe she knew the scam this whole time. My best evidence is that she got an ouroboros tattoo for me because she thinks I'm an addict destroying myself, but even that could be for her to maintain the cover story my family has been giving everyone about me. Considering what else she's been willing to do as part of this, it's not outside the realm of possibility.

So yeah, I've tried - I just don't know if she ever really got the message.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:45:33 No.499436138 Report

Quoted By: >>499436332

>>499435101
Because if I killed myself I'd obviously not be able to report back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:46:35 No.499436253 Report

Quoted By: >>499439668

>>499436085
You asked your sister if you could join her and her husband's marriage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:47:12 No.499436332 Report

Quoted By: >>499436426

>>499436138
Wow you figured it out ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:48:08 No.499436426 Report

Quoted By: >>499436625

>>499436332
So that makes no sense that that's what you asked me to do obviously, retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:49:23 No.499436573 Report

Quoted By: >>499436928

For being the king of Leyndell, you'd think Mohg's older sister would dress less like a crackhead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:49:50 No.499436625 Report

Quoted By: >>499436782

>>499436426
You really are dumb as a brick huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:51:21 No.499436782 Report

Quoted By: >>499436889

>>499436625
I'm not

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:52:25 No.499436889 Report

Quoted By: >>499437016

>>499436782
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:52:45 No.499436928 Report

Quoted By: >>499437147

>>499436573
I've slowly fell in love with Mohg
He's just so cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:53:31 No.499437016 Report

Quoted By: >>499437115

>>499436889
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:54:11 No.499437115 Report

Quoted By: >>499437517

>>499437016
clueless

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:54:32 No.499437147 Report

Quoted By: >>499437312

>>499436928
Imagine how cooler he was before he got brainwashed by that atrocious little twink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:56:03 No.499437312 Report

Quoted By:

>>499437147
I still think the parts that make him cool are still there
"You're cursed"
"The fuck I am!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 21:57:42 No.499437517 Report

Quoted By: >>499439368

>>499437115
If inwas clueless then the game would say I'm clueless, my clue is dead that's diffrrent from the clueless demigods
I'm going to ignore the clue shotel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:08:54 No.499438716 Report

Quoted By: >>499439254

>>499400493
she looks fat here

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:09:32 No.499438769 Report

Quoted By: >>499439335 >>499439407 >>499445447

>>499436085
Oh, the other explanation is that she's always blamed me for our mom killing herself since it was ultimately because of my hemophilia. Mine is a random mutation, but since it's usually hereditary and passed through males, our dad thought our mom cheated. Then we get separated and someone decides to leave me a bunch of money because of it. I could see why she'd be resentful of me, especially since she may not have learned my hemophilia was just a random mutation until she got pregnant with a boy and my family had to tell her cause she was freaking out about the possibility of him having it because she would be a carrier. Meaning now she feels terrible for helping them, still believes their lies that I'm crazy/on drugs while feeling responsible for helping torture me in the past, and continues to help them because she's scared of me and really believes I need to be put into some kind of custody (and shouldn't have a bunch of money given to me cause I'll use it on drugs or revenge.)

I don't know at his point who really still believes what my family is claiming about me and who knows the truth but continue to help my family because they're in too deep at this point and they're counting on getting the money. Keep in mind, people have planned their futures on the assumption that they'd get this money. My sister and her husband didn't have kids back in college when we first met, but they do now. So it's not just their own future that's at risk, but potentially their childrens' futures as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:13:54 No.499439254 Report

Quoted By:

>>499438716
She is, she should eat less

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:14:40 No.499439335 Report

Quoted By: >>499439407

>>499438769
>being gay runs in the males of my family
But then how... what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:14:59 No.499439368 Report

Quoted By: >>499439509

>>499437517
holy shit bros why are women so stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:15:25 No.499439407 Report

Quoted By: >>499440264

>>499439335
>>499438769
Oh you said it USUALLY does I misread
Still doesn't really make sense though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:16:24 No.499439509 Report

Quoted By: >>499439759

>>499439368
Kill yourself it's a joke about that one anon with the Soulless Demigods things, and nothing was said about sex one way or the other

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:18:02 No.499439668 Report

Quoted By: >>499440105

>>499436253
No, join them in the sense of working together to testify against my foster family and get the money that's in my name to me. Although I did say she should leave him for me BEFORE I knew she was my freaking sister... And if she thought I already knew who she was at that point, it definitely didn't help things. Either way, it makes for one hell of an awkward thanksgiving dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:18:45 No.499439759 Report

Quoted By: >>499440010

>>499439509
So youre not a woman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:20:48 No.499440010 Report

Quoted By: >>499440207

>>499439759
I said that nothing was said one way or the other about it at all like about sex at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:21:33 No.499440105 Report

Quoted By: >>499441293

>>499439668
You have to have sex with your sister, that's the only way to get your life back on track, sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:22:21 No.499440207 Report

Quoted By: >>499440724

>>499440010
Why cant you answer a simple question?

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:22:57 No.499440264 Report

Quoted By: >>499440616

>>499439407
It didn't get revealed that mine was a random mutation until college. So when our mom had us and I got diagnosed with something that has to be passed through the male, when my dad had no family history of hemophilia, how do you think he interpreted it? If you and your wife are blonde with blue eyes and fair skin, then she has a baby that has black hair, brown eyes and tan skin, what would you think?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:23:38 No.499440342 Report

Quoted By: >>499440819

I've been trying to make this set look better. Added a cape, skirt thing and hair+halo to the helmet. I think it looks a bit cooler now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:26:01 No.499440616 Report

Quoted By:

>>499440264
>brown hair
Drown it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:26:47 No.499440724 Report

Quoted By: >>499440981

>>499440207
Why can't you make nonretarded posts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:27:39 No.499440819 Report

Quoted By:

>>499440342
It does look good
The gloves is the wrong color thiugh and I'm not sure that fabric down by the crotch really compliments the color well

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:29:09 No.499440981 Report

Quoted By: >>499441569

>>499440724
Chill out sweetie, no need to get upset

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:31:51 No.499441293 Report

Quoted By: >>499441457

>>499440105
She was willing to in the past as part of this scam, but it would've resulted in me dying or getting sent to prison cause she accused me of raping her. Cause that's what my family told my grandfather and everyone else I had done to my foster sister(s) so that people would help them. They said I was this crazy, drug addict monster that had assaulted my foster sister(s) but that my grandfather didn't believe it and was going to leave me all this money anyway - unless he was shown proof. So having my real sister lead me on and then accuse me of rape after the fact, when there would be undeniable evidence from a medical exam, would be pretty convincing. Especially if everyone thinks I was told who she really was 10+ years ago and was in denial or just didn't care and wanted to be with her anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:32:24 No.499441359 Report

Quoted By: >>499445447

please stop giving the tripfag attention

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:33:03 No.499441435 Report

Quoted By:

>>499271229
>pointed ears
>eyebrows
>treating food like pet
Awful Rya 0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:33:15 No.499441457 Report

Quoted By: >>499441650

>>499441293
It's the only way
Secher Nbiw
The Golden Path

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:34:12 No.499441569 Report

Quoted By: >>499442726

>>499440981
There is need to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:34:59 No.499441650 Report

Quoted By: >>499442000

>>499441457
go away, worm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:38:16 No.499442000 Report

Quoted By:

>>499441650

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:45:06 No.499442726 Report

Quoted By: >>499443065

>>499441569
Why?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:46:33 No.499442840 Report

Quoted By: >>499443194 >>499443245

are we fcing tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:48:47 No.499443065 Report

Quoted By: >>499443261

>>499442726
Because you're retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:49:42 No.499443165 Report

Quoted By: >>499443319

>>499413307
>she's a scout
She is a talent scout
>>499401831
Fake and gay coomer fantasy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:49:57 No.499443194 Report

Quoted By:

>>499442840
WOAH MOMMA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:50:24 No.499443245 Report

Quoted By:

>>499442840
I will try to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:50:31 No.499443261 Report

Quoted By: >>499443394

>>499443065
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:51:10 No.499443319 Report

Quoted By: >>499443391 >>499443407

>>499443165
That actually did happen
It night not be misbegotten that do it, but that is ehat will happen to her sooner or later pretty much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:51:56 No.499443391 Report

Quoted By: >>499443724

>>499443319
>ehat
Too much cum on your keyboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:51:56 No.499443394 Report

Quoted By: >>499443494

>>499443261
How should I know? Maybe your mom drank too much while she was pregnant with you or you got dropped or aome genetic thing messed up your brain. Ask a doctor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:52:05 No.499443407 Report

Quoted By: >>499443581

>>499443319
just because you want to be raped to death doesn't mean that it should happen to fictional characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:52:53 No.499443494 Report

Quoted By: >>499443827

>>499443394
Doc says I have 180iq thoughever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:53:45 No.499443581 Report

Quoted By: >>499443706 >>499443831

>>499443407
I didnt say i wanted to be in that thougg, and I didn't wrote the original post, I just agree with them that that's probably what happens to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:54:58 No.499443706 Report

Quoted By: >>499443939

>>499443581
that is definitely not what happens to her, stop projecting your weird fantasies onto other girls

who would you prefer to be raped by?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:55:05 No.499443724 Report

Quoted By: >>499443831

>>499443391
I'm on my phone there isn't a keyboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:55:53 No.499443827 Report

Quoted By: >>499444371

>>499443494
It only goes up to 100% you retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:55:56 No.499443831 Report

Quoted By: >>499444023

>>499443581
>>499443724
Too much cum on your greasy phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:56:51 No.499443939 Report

Quoted By: >>499444089

>>499443706
It is, and it's not projection I just said someone else wrote it

What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:57:37 No.499444023 Report

Quoted By: >>499444220

>>499443831
That makes no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:58:11 No.499444089 Report

Quoted By: >>499444895

>>499443939
I can't tell if your stubbornness is cute or just annoying
is it your PCOS that makes you this way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:58:31 No.499444128 Report

Quoted By: >>499444872 >>499464697

I dont understand the point of Lion's Clae/Savage Lion's Claw
Would it not just be like equally effective yo press R2 instead of L2? How is it better?
I tend to not understand ashes of war that don't work on adding a new functionality

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 22:59:35 No.499444220 Report

Quoted By: >>499444801

>>499444023
Don't rack your brain about it, pajeet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:00:53 No.499444371 Report

Quoted By:

>>499443827
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:04:39 No.499444793 Report

Quoted By: >>499464932

>>499408429
Given that freezing pot is central to my playstyle, I've come to prefer powerstancing + INT. Faith = fire which removes the frostbite effect. So I'm forced to use INT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:04:44 No.499444801 Report

Quoted By: >>499445070

>>499444220
What? I'm white

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:05:06 No.499444840 Report

Quoted By:

Just another day of Elden Ring invasions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:05:19 No.499444872 Report

Quoted By: >>499451119

>>499444128
Retarded question

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:05:30 No.499444895 Report

Quoted By: >>499445080

>>499444089
Kill yourself
What did you mean by that question? Like ingame? Do you mean faction or like what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:06:57 No.499445070 Report

Quoted By: >>499445259

>>499444801
Doubt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:07:02 No.499445080 Report

Quoted By: >>499445397

>>499444895
never mind, don't worry about it. you're getting bullied enough, I'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:08:38 No.499445259 Report

Quoted By:

>>499445070
I am

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:09:00 No.499445306 Report

Quoted By:

>>499420858
I want to lick Nepheli's tummy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:10:00 No.499445397 Report

Quoted By: >>499446013

>>499445080
Not answering is part of that, retard

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:10:23 No.499445447 Report

Quoted By: >>499445798 >>499445807

>>499441359
Go back to dsg if you don't like it.

>>499438769
They did the same thing to my grandfather: Told everyone he was a crazy, senile, addict who was in denial and refused help. Then when he said things like "they're lying," "it's a coverup," "let me go," the response was "uh oh, better get the restraints," and all the while my family maintained he was just getting worse and worse.

And since apparently I'm the only one not allowed to post about anything other than Elden Ring, this may be my last post for a while. I suspect my piece of shit family is reading all this and don't want me revealing everything so publicly, but hey that would just be crazy and completely outside the realm of possibility, right?

Sorry guys, didn't mean to cause pointless spam replies about "the tripfag."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:13:41 No.499445798 Report

Quoted By: >>499452672

>>499445447
>I suspect my piece of shit family is reading all this and don't want me revealing everything
you are schizophrenic if you think your family is reporting your off-topic posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:13:45 No.499445807 Report

Quoted By:

>>499445447
Oh I've been telling them what you're sending yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:15:48 No.499446013 Report

Quoted By: >>499446126 >>499447771

>>499445397
sorry honey, ask me later

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:16:59 No.499446126 Report

Quoted By:

>>499446013
I have no idea who you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:19:39 No.499446429 Report

Quoted By: >>499446569 >>499465281 >>499468465

Is it true that prophet is the best starting class always regardless of what build you want to make since you always need to put enough points into faith to get FGMS and golden vow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:20:53 No.499446569 Report

Quoted By: >>499447118

>>499446429
>FGMS
Dogshit buff that's half over by the time your dealing damage
>Golden vow
Scrubs who level faith cast this for me
Vagabond is best starting class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:25:04 No.499447063 Report

Quoted By:

Wretch is the best starting class because hheeheehoohoo they start naked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:25:37 No.499447118 Report

Quoted By: >>499447680

>>499446569
>Scrubs who level faith cast this for me
This was under the assumption that you aren't being a summoning coward

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:30:41 No.499447680 Report

Quoted By:

>>499447118
I'm not, I'm the one being summoned to solo the boss with 3x the HP and scrubs cast vow for me. Even if I play a faith based build I don't cast vow because some stupid faith faggot will cast it again anyway and I'm out 40 FP for no reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:31:26 No.499447765 Report

Quoted By: >>499447870

phase 2 metyr is fucking obnoxious goddamn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:31:29 No.499447771 Report

Quoted By:

>>499446013
Is it later now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:32:20 No.499447870 Report

Quoted By: >>499448384

>>499447765
It successfully captured the feeling of fighting finger creepers but mega

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:36:51 No.499448384 Report

Quoted By:

>>499447870
that's a great way to put it, and it explains why it's so awful

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:55:44 No.499450507 Report

Quoted By: >>499450587 >>499450632 >>499451447

any point in creating a twink these days? the game seems absolutely dead.

I only play to create twinks because my high level character has anything and nothing to do but if I can't use them then it doesn't make sense to spend more hours when I already spend 500

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:56:29 No.499450587 Report

Quoted By: >>499451049

>>499450507
Yeah, then you can fap to its ass, homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:56:49 No.499450632 Report

Quoted By:

>>499450507
If you like the look of them then yeah make them whatever you want, you just cover them up with armor anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:00:59 No.499451049 Report

Quoted By: >>499451195

>>499450587
I make a fem muscletwink and fap to her tummy and abs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:01:30 No.499451119 Report

Quoted By: >>499452754

>>499444872
I dotn think tits that retarded
I guess my wider question is, how should I be using ashes of war which are essentially just "heavier heavy attack"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:02:16 No.499451195 Report

Quoted By: >>499451425

>>499451049
Erections are a sign of mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:04:14 No.499451425 Report

Quoted By: >>499451684

>>499451195
If getting a boner is a sign of mental illness then lock me up in the asylum because I'm sick nigga!!!!!! I stay bricked thoughevermore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:04:25 No.499451447 Report

Quoted By:

>>499450507
>the game seems absolutely dead
Popular level ranges have good activity still.
And Seamless has basically instant invasions in many ranges due to the better matchmaking mechanics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:06:44 No.499451684 Report

Quoted By: >>499452214 >>499452412

>>499451425
Yeah, you're.
Like can you imagine how deranged it would be if someone said "Oh yeah sometimes my left arm just starts doing stuff. No, I don't control when it does it, it just happens o guess when I get excited or just randomly"
That would be insane, if a body part you have does something without your mind controlling it and explicitly willing it to that's mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:11:39 No.499452214 Report

Quoted By: >>499452676

>>499451684
You wouldn't get it ergy femanon, you could never understand what it's like to be a masculine man having to bear this cross for your entire life. I have to play games like Armored Core 6 that depict no humanoid characters at all to stop it from happening while I game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:13:41 No.499452412 Report

Quoted By: >>499452770

>>499451684
>That would be insane, if a body part you have does something without your mind controlling it and explicitly willing it to that's mental illness
yeah getting your period must be fucking awful

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:16:05 No.499452672 Report

Quoted By: >>499452929 >>499453496

>>499445798
Just the ones that incriminate them and reveal their scam. Funny how those are the only things people call me schizophrenic for saying in general. "Don't listen to anything this guy might tell you about us trying to murder and rob him, he's crazy."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:16:06 No.499452676 Report

Quoted By:

>>499452214
I didn't say that, but that idea made me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:16:46 No.499452754 Report

Quoted By: >>499452845

>>499451119
Play the game retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:16:52 No.499452770 Report

Quoted By: >>499453283

>>499452412
That's different

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:17:41 No.499452845 Report

Quoted By: >>499453061

>>499452754
I do, which is why I had the question? I just use storm blade and I like it because it adds an extra utility the weapon didn't have but I want to try out and understand other things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:18:27 No.499452929 Report

Quoted By: >>499464998

>>499452672
Atleast I'm honest and tell you what Im planning to do to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:19:40 No.499453061 Report

Quoted By: >>499453174

>>499452845
You're really dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:20:47 No.499453174 Report

Quoted By: >>499453373

>>499453061
I'm not
If I'm so dumb and it's "so" obvious then why don't you prove it by answering the :"""obvious"""" question

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:21:46 No.499453283 Report

Quoted By: >>499453594

>>499452770
how so? it's something your body does that you have little to no control over

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:22:43 No.499453373 Report

Quoted By: >>499453671

>>499453174
Not spoonfeeding you. Let's trade, you answer my question and I'll answer yours. Are you a woman?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:24:03 No.499453496 Report

Quoted By: >>499453717 >>499464998

>>499452672
"my family is trying to get my 4chan posts deleted" is a new level of delusion for you, I'm genuinely impressed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:24:50 No.499453594 Report

Quoted By: >>499453726

>>499453283
Because that's a function not a body part

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:25:36 No.499453671 Report

Quoted By: >>499453807

>>499453373
That question was never asked in this chain, are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:26:01 No.499453717 Report

Quoted By:

>>499453496
You're sus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:26:04 No.499453726 Report

Quoted By: >>499453924

>>499453594
your uterus is definitely a body part

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:26:47 No.499453796 Report

Quoted By: >>499454162

Steam just updated Elden Ring. What's this all about? Anything good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:26:50 No.499453807 Report

Quoted By: >>499454102

>>499453671
Oops no deal, you failed. Guess you'll never know how to use lions claw now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:28:02 No.499453924 Report

Quoted By:

>>499453726
Its not one like in the same way that is being talked about, your liver is a body part too but it's not expected to be ablebto move it, it's internal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:29:59 No.499454102 Report

Quoted By: >>499454140 >>499454440

>>499453807
You don't know how it's used

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:30:30 No.499454140 Report

Quoted By: >>499454230 >>499454440

>>499454102
I do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:30:45 No.499454162 Report

Quoted By:

>>499453796
They removed messages on the ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:31:31 No.499454230 Report

Quoted By: >>499454362 >>499454440

>>499454140
You don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:32:46 No.499454362 Report

Quoted By: >>499454440 >>499454457

>>499454230
I do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:33:34 No.499454440 Report

Quoted By:

>>499454102
>>499454140
>>499454230
>>499454362
stop being retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:33:45 No.499454457 Report

Quoted By: >>499454569

>>499454362
Prove it by answering?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:34:53 No.499454569 Report

Quoted By: >>499454901

>>499454457
Answer my question first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:38:36 No.499454901 Report

Quoted By: >>499455929

>>499454569
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:40:55 No.499455098 Report

Quoted By:

I'm going to use an ash for metyr, fuck this boss

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:40:55 No.499455101 Report

Quoted By: >>499455341 >>499455471

So is godrick the only Demigod actually trying to become Elden Lord now that the dlc came out?
There's other people like Tarnished but I don't think anyone else that is a demigod is trying to. Morgot presumably tried once and then gave up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:43:41 No.499455341 Report

Quoted By: >>499455569

>>499455101
That artstyle is familiar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:44:50 No.499455471 Report

Quoted By: >>499455763 >>499455875

>>499455101
>ranni doesn't care
>rykard doesn't care
>miquella may have cared at one point, but doesn't care now
>malenia only cares about what miquella wants
>mohg may have cared before all the bullshit with miquella
>morgott presumably wanted to but couldn't
>radahn presumably wanted to before the dogshit DLC retconned it

yeah I think you're right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:45:57 No.499455569 Report

Quoted By: >>499455665

>>499455341

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:46:56 No.499455665 Report

Quoted By: >>499455685

>>499455569
Yup, Junji Ito.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:47:11 No.499455685 Report

Quoted By:

>>499455665
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:48:00 No.499455763 Report

Quoted By:

>>499455471
The only Demigod contesting you for the title is the first one you kill
Miyazaki....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:49:18 No.499455875 Report

Quoted By:

>>499455471
my face will be her throne

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:50:07 No.499455929 Report

Quoted By: >>499456142 >>499475427

>>499454901
That wasn't so hard was it? Lions claw grants frame 1 infinite hyperarmor, so it's much easier to trade with bosses. It also has a decent amount of forward momentum compared to some R2s which eases positioning requirements. Hope that helps :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:52:46 No.499456142 Report

Quoted By: >>499456331 >>499456454

>>499455929
Kill yourself
So it's basically just a heavier header attack? How is it in pvp? I don't use L2s a lot during bosses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:55:04 No.499456331 Report

Quoted By: >>499456395

>>499456142
start the fc already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:55:45 No.499456395 Report

Quoted By: >>499456505

>>499456331
Nigger it'll be like another hour before I can, retard
You start it, see if you can get it going early

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:56:26 No.499456454 Report

Quoted By: >>499456698

>>499456142
Rude, I won't help you if your don't change your attitude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:56:53 No.499456505 Report

Quoted By: >>499456962

>>499456395
never mind I won't be joining

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:58:57 No.499456698 Report

Quoted By: >>499457213

>>499456454
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:01:48 No.499456962 Report

Quoted By:

>>499456505
Why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:04:52 No.499457213 Report

Quoted By: >>499457239

>>499456698
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:05:08 No.499457239 Report

Quoted By: >>499457964

>>499457213
What attitude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:11:08 No.499457750 Report

Quoted By:

boc tuah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:13:50 No.499457964 Report

Quoted By: >>499458107

>>499457239
Telling people to kill themselves and other such rude behavior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:15:29 No.499458107 Report

Quoted By: >>499458587

>>499457964
That isn't rude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:19:28 No.499458475 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:20:43 No.499458587 Report

Quoted By: >>499458798 >>499458925

>>499458107
It's very rude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:22:55 No.499458798 Report

Quoted By: >>499459482

>>499458587
I dont think so

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:24:27 No.499458925 Report

Quoted By: >>499459482 >>499459495 >>499459567

>>499458587
I wonder if she's dumb enough to think that's not actually rude, or if she just likes being an annoying attention whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:30:38 No.499459482 Report

Quoted By: >>499459652 >>499459675

>>499458798
Ask your mom what she thinks.
>>499458925
She's a little slow for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:30:46 No.499459495 Report

Quoted By:

>>499458925
Literally how is someone reacting negatively to you saying a dumb thing rude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:31:32 No.499459567 Report

Quoted By:

>>499458925
Is it rude for someone to say bless you as a reaction to you sneezing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:32:17 No.499459652 Report

Quoted By:

>>499459482
She's died

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:32:32 No.499459675 Report

Quoted By:

>>499459482
>She's a little slow for sure.
We should try to be nice to her, I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:35:33 No.499459979 Report

Quoted By:

I feel like the worm face area does the abysmal woods better than the abyssal woods
It almost feels like the worm face area WAS supposed to be the like scary horror area but people just rode past it on horse so they tried to redo it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:49:14 No.499461376 Report

Quoted By: >>499461736

webms?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:53:09 No.499461736 Report

Quoted By: >>499461821

>>499461376
of what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:53:46 No.499461821 Report

Quoted By: >>499462175

>>499461736
pvp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:57:15 No.499462175 Report

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>>499461821
Never played elden ring before but I saved this from somewhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:08:31 No.499463321 Report

Quoted By: >>499468815

LD Ring Effsy time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:13:33 No.499463830 Report

Quoted By: >>499464516

No FC until femanon feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:15:51 No.499464049 Report

Quoted By:

>>499431130
most based post in this general in a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:17:51 No.499464270 Report

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>>499431130
When I beat the dlc and restarted, I kept dying to Margit because I was too used to like the way too fast speed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:20:11 No.499464516 Report

Quoted By: >>499570191

>>499463830

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:21:46 No.499464697 Report

Quoted By: >>499464829 >>499475427

>>499444128
>Lions Claw
It comes out faster than an R2, has faster recovery so you can act right after doing it, does more damage than an R2, covers a decent distance (which can be rare if you use something like a colossal sword, which is capable of equipping this skill), can stagger big enemies and mini bosses out of their attacks, will pancake smaller enemies (aka 90% of the enemies in the game so you can even do R2s after a successful lions claw), does a ton of stance damage, and you can increase its damage with the alexander shard so it does a metric fuck ton of damage on top of everything I just said.

>savage lions claw
literally everything I said above except stronger. its honestly one of the best skills in the entire game if you ask me, both normal lions claw and then savage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:23:07 No.499464829 Report

Quoted By:

>>499464697
Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:24:05 No.499464932 Report

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>>499444793
I haven't messed with it yet, but the putrescent cleaver is a strength / arc weapon that has frost on it. So it'll be fun to use a frost weapon without having to use something with INT, or an ice lightning dragon weapon. Planning on using it soon.

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:24:45 No.499464998 Report

Quoted By: >>499465408

>>499452929
I appreciate that..

>>499453496
Yeah? Well it's funny how the only posts to get deleted were the ones about my family restricting the flow of information between me and other people, specifically my twin sister, in order to keep their scam going.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:25:49 No.499465101 Report

Quoted By: >>499465841

1/4
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:27:30 No.499465281 Report

Quoted By: >>499468032

>>499446429
Nah honestly fuck buffs. My favorite starting classes are either vagabond (good for strength or dex builds or even hybrid builds like strength/faith) or hero (which is good for pure strength builds or strength/ arcane builds which is one of my personal favorites)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:28:36 No.499465408 Report

Quoted By: >>499467106

>>499464998
What if they're in the right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:30:56 No.499465659 Report

Quoted By:

0/4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:32:49 No.499465841 Report

Quoted By: >>499466458

>>499465101
You know what you must do. I am ready to join but I will not until the dogs are posted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:39:03 No.499466458 Report

Quoted By:

>>499465841

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:46:30 No.499467106 Report

Quoted By: >>499467546

>>499465408
For what? Torturing and gaslighting an orphan with hemophilia so they can steal the money left to him by the one person that actually gave a shit? Doing it for 30 years and getting everyone around that person, including his twin sister and only family he has left, so they can say the effects of it on how that person behaves in private justifies doing it in and including all those people in the first place? Then resorting to sabotaging his life and trying to frame him because he still aren't actually doing anything bad that would justify any of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:51:22 No.499467546 Report

Quoted By: >>499474502

>>499467106
Yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:56:17 No.499468032 Report

Quoted By:

>>499465281
This. Flask buffs get the job done just fine and if you want more just bite crab every minute or braggarts roar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 03:00:36 No.499468465 Report

Quoted By:

>>499446429
No.
Vagabond is.
Mage classes all have way too many wasted stats in mind and arcane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 03:04:10 No.499468815 Report

Quoted By: >>499468870

>>499463321
Save it for tomorrow evening I'll be there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 03:04:41 No.499468870 Report

Quoted By: >>499470120 >>499470147

>>499468815
I'm not gonna make it to tomorrow
Goodbye forever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 03:17:45 No.499470120 Report

Quoted By:

>>499468870
How could you do this...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 03:18:03 No.499470147 Report

Quoted By:

>>499468870
thank god, she's finally going away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 03:34:01 No.499471685 Report

Quoted By: >>499472531 >>499473227

>>499271229
Reforged ain't bad, but goddamn fucking update the wiki
Fuck your niggercord garbage faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 03:42:11 No.499472531 Report

Quoted By:

>>499471685
??? random chud meltdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 03:49:47 No.499473227 Report

Quoted By:

>>499471685
The wiki isn't made by the developers I thought
What do you need to know?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 03:56:27 No.499473786 Report

Quoted By: >>499474408

>this is a 10/10 in the lands between

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:00:45 No.499474172 Report

Quoted By: >>499475681

What if Elden Ring had pirrhana enemies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:03:25 No.499474408 Report

Quoted By:

>>499473786
that's not the snake form

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:04:25 No.499474502 Report

Quoted By: >>499474912 >>499477843

>>499467546
No. They should've taken it up with the people who made the decisions that led to me being in their custody and having money left to me in the first place. Not bank their futures on torturing an innocent person and getting everyone around me to help. Do you know what school was like with everyone thinking I was some brain damaged, drug addicted rapist that had a bunch of money in his name for the taking if they could get me to do something bad? My damn high school crush was/is friends with my sister and was just pretending to like me to try and bait me out so she could accuse me of something or have her boyfriend kill me or both.

Plus, when I said back when I first learned about the money that I would still share, and that if my parents wanted to claim they "put it away for safe keeping and forgot about it," so everyone could save face and deny anything had been motivated by it (even if we all know that's bullshit.) And what do they do? Keep trying to get me wrongfully imprisoned or falsely diagnosed with something so they can drop me with nothing and nobody while they run off with the money.

The bottom line is that there's no legal reason to keep money away from me that's in my name and was supposed to go to me 10 years ago. If I bought a winning lottery ticket tonight, nobody would have any legal justification to prevent me from collecting my winnings. It doesn't matter if you don't like me and think I'm crazy, or that you could put the money to better use - plenty of unlikable, crazy people win the lottery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:09:03 No.499474912 Report

Quoted By:

>>499474502
What level are you on pc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:10:56 No.499475053 Report

Quoted By:

worst poster award

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:15:21 No.499475427 Report

Quoted By: >>499475917 >>499546637

>>499464697
>>499455929
I tried it and it sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:18:18 No.499475681 Report

Quoted By: >>499475872

>>499474172
It would be a 10/10 game because it would imply you could swim and have a water dungeon level

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:20:32 No.499475872 Report

Quoted By:

>>499475681
There really should be since all the other Sekiro shit is in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:21:09 No.499475917 Report

Quoted By: >>499475991 >>499476559

>>499475427
>too stupid for even lions claw
it's so over for foids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:21:59 No.499475991 Report

Quoted By: >>499482218

>>499475917
What? It sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:23:46 No.499476153 Report

Quoted By: >>499477198

I used to only play SL1 and no upgrades.
started a new wretch but using upgrades this time. holy fuck, this feels like cheating. the weapons are so strong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:28:41 No.499476559 Report

Quoted By: >>499482218

>>499475917
What? It sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:36:16 No.499477198 Report

Quoted By: >>499477548

>>499476153
I'm overlevelled and fully upgraded and I'm fighting for my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:40:31 No.499477548 Report

Quoted By: >>499477615

>>499477198
my advice would probably be to not be greedy, unless you can stunlock the enemy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:41:24 No.499477615 Report

Quoted By:

>>499477548
I earned a little bit of greed, as a treat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 04:44:17 No.499477843 Report

Quoted By: >>499567287

>>499474502
That sounds like more money than what they told me, how much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 05:43:52 No.499482218 Report

Quoted By: >>499483698

>>499475991
>>499476559
why did you delete your first post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 06:05:43 No.499483698 Report

Quoted By:

>>499482218
Because I thought the post was a bad idea at first but then changed my mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 06:08:43 No.499483896 Report

Quoted By: >>499484754

for hornsent's quest, do you need to summon him only once, or do you need to summon him on the attempt you defeat messmer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 06:21:40 No.499484754 Report

Quoted By: >>499484986

>>499483896
on the winning attempt. If you want to solo Messmer, summon as he's dying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 06:25:12 No.499484986 Report

Quoted By:

>>499484754
thanks. that sounds like a pain in the ass honestly, I'll just fight him at enir-ilim

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 08:13:59 No.499491983 Report

Quoted By:

bumpy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 09:11:35 No.499495172 Report

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>get the urge to pick up game again
>last char overleveled even for its autistic thing and way too overleveled for anything else

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 09:12:01 No.499495194 Report

Quoted By: >>499503818

what should I level? after 60 faith I just started doing random shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 09:21:46 No.499495707 Report

Quoted By: >>499495962

dlc 2 will add 25 new npc summons and invaders

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 09:26:16 No.499495962 Report

Quoted By: >>499496090 >>499501652

>>499495707

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 09:28:36 No.499496090 Report

Quoted By: >>499496179

>>499495962
just realized eldenr ing doesn't have a special dual shield/door thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 09:30:14 No.499496179 Report

Quoted By: >>499499117

>>499496090
no up/down ultraGS moveset either

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 10:23:48 No.499499117 Report

Quoted By:

>>499496179
I remember having so much trouble with that moveset in ds2 because I played pve locked on, and the player would miss an enemy by a centimeter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 11:04:36 No.499501652 Report

Quoted By: >>499503214

>>499495962
Can't you kick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 11:29:39 No.499503214 Report

Quoted By: >>499503405

>>499501652
you can do a guardbreaking animation but noobs probably don't know how to do it, especially if the poor guy is using kbm (its like w+ h or something retarded on default kbm) also the animation is long and you can just back off or stop guarding or crush the guys head with your two massive shields

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 11:32:42 No.499503405 Report

Quoted By: >>499504108

>>499503214
Sounds like, even in the excellent DS2, PvP was shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 11:38:41 No.499503818 Report

Quoted By:

>>499495194
why do you have so little end what's wrong with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 11:43:20 No.499504108 Report

Quoted By:

>>499503405
turtles in ds2 are giga cancer and if you try to guardbreak them with the shitty guardbreak animation they will just unlock, walk behind you while you're stuck in that animation and backstab you or just r1 you to death after moving backwards to avoid the guardbreak

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 12:26:58 No.499506945 Report

Quoted By: >>499510010 >>499510994 >>499546637

BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 12:41:20 No.499508045 Report

Quoted By: >>499510010

WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:08:01 No.499510010 Report

Quoted By: >>499510505

>>499508045
>>499506945
nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:14:27 No.499510505 Report

Quoted By: >>499510789

>>499510010
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:18:13 No.499510789 Report

Quoted By: >>499511013 >>499511032 >>499567287

>>499510505
What are some ridiculous Elden Ring weapon? I remember the Souls games having pitchforks and wooden mallets for fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:20:42 No.499510994 Report

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>>499506945
is that bubble perfume easy to farm?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:20:53 No.499511013 Report

Quoted By: >>499511265 >>499513160 >>499546637

>>499510789
the finger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:21:09 No.499511032 Report

Quoted By: >>499511265

>>499510789
elden ring has those granny bone weapons celebrant greathammer and ribrake spear thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:23:58 No.499511265 Report

Quoted By: >>499511385 >>499512109

>>499511013
>>499511032
I don't mean ridiculous in that way, I mean ridiculous as in, they're clearly tools, something you would never use.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:25:19 No.499511385 Report

Quoted By: >>499511660

>>499511265
the rose bouquet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:28:16 No.499511660 Report

Quoted By:

>>499511385
...hell. I saw something like that in Hitman and it made me laugh a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:33:40 No.499512109 Report

Quoted By:

>>499511265
the bubble horns i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:46:43 No.499513160 Report

Quoted By: >>499513745

>>499511013
Which weapon is better for fingering build, the ringed finger or Metyr's finger?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 13:53:18 No.499513745 Report

Quoted By: >>499518768 >>499546637

>>499513160
overall Metyr's is better, but the ringed finger is funnier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 14:13:30 No.499515554 Report

Quoted By: >>499515820

How do you make a Twink as fast as possible?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 14:16:25 No.499515820 Report

Quoted By:

>>499515554
Put a discord nitro in front of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 14:47:58 No.499518768 Report

Quoted By: >>499520910 >>499521923

>>499513745
You Ruin The Game With That Massive Health Bar :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:10:42 No.499520910 Report

Quoted By:

>>499518768
where the fuck did this YouTube-title doublefaggot come from?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:12:57 No.499521118 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:22:03 No.499521923 Report

Quoted By: >>499522065

>>499518768
ok is this short enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:23:30 No.499522065 Report

Quoted By: >>499522383

>>499521923
Why are you at half health? Got cursed?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:26:40 No.499522383 Report

Quoted By: >>499522581

>>499522065
cursed on purpose for the strat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:28:29 No.499522581 Report

Quoted By:

>>499522383
I don't think I ever got cursed in Dark Souls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:32:46 No.499522970 Report

Quoted By: >>499523191 >>499523943 >>499526525

Are there any good mods?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:34:26 No.499523146 Report

Quoted By: >>499546637

>massive damage
>massive range
>massive hyper armour
this might be the biggest bonk in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:34:57 No.499523191 Report

Quoted By:

>>499522970
No....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:42:35 No.499523943 Report

Quoted By:

>>499522970
Plenty, this game got thousands of mods for some reason

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 15:44:26 No.499524135 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 16:08:44 No.499526525 Report

Quoted By: >>499528430

>>499522970
There are plenty, from QoL ones to almost total overhaul like Convergence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 16:15:48 No.499527251 Report

Quoted By:

The crosses with pieces of Miquella on them + Miquella not having a real death animation + the Divine Gate just being there after the fight with no ending cutscene feels like it should all be part of a cryptic sidequest where you collect items throughout the DLC and bring them to the gate to access the True Ending [TM] like in DS2 or Sekiro.

But then that just doesn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 16:26:40 No.499528430 Report

Quoted By: >>499570149

>>499526525
>almost total overhaul like Convergence
Is that like Daughers of Ash or more extensive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 16:51:30 No.499531258 Report

Quoted By:

Someone make a real thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 16:53:54 No.499531514 Report

Quoted By: >>499531758

this reforged mod blows ass desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 16:56:07 No.499531758 Report

Quoted By:

>>499531514
What do you dislike about it? Personally I really like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 17:05:10 No.499532767 Report

Quoted By: >>499538946

Does hair dye canonically exist in the Lands Between?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 17:38:35 No.499536349 Report

Quoted By: >>499536935

Post your best twink guide

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 17:43:40 No.499536935 Report

Quoted By: >>499541364

>>499536349
Don't have any
Just cheat in the equipment if you want it at all earlier level

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 18:00:47 No.499538946 Report

Quoted By: >>499540128

>>499532767
probably, who cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 18:11:29 No.499540128 Report

Quoted By: >>499540430 >>499570398

>>499538946
Me, I care
I know they Hage the lockets that can change your appearance and the mirror (but that might be noncanon) but I really wonder if they have hair dye specifically to do it for real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 18:14:26 No.499540430 Report

Quoted By: >>499540610

>>499540128
there is literally nothing wrong with brown hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 18:16:11 No.499540610 Report

Quoted By:

>>499540430
I didn't say there was, but since you brought it up, yes there is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 18:23:19 No.499541364 Report

Quoted By: >>499541434

>>499536935
You do have any

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 18:24:03 No.499541434 Report

Quoted By:

>>499541364
Any what, equipment? Yeah but like I can't give you any right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 18:27:10 No.499541765 Report

Quoted By: >>499542228 >>499547503

>Romina Saint of the Good Bud

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 18:31:20 No.499542228 Report

Quoted By: >>499542652 >>499547503 >>499552876

>>499541765
St. Trina's "Nectar"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 18:35:09 No.499542652 Report

Quoted By: >>499546408

>>499542228

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:07:06 No.499546408 Report

Quoted By:

>>499542652
st. sleepy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:09:03 No.499546637 Report

Quoted By: >>499547045

>>499475427
No way dude. Its legit one of my favorite skills in the whole game. I know that it doesn't have a ton of utility in PVP, but if you can initiate trades like the other anon said, you should win against most other attacks. Depending on what weapon its on, of course.

>>499511013
>>499513745
>>499506945
Lmao are these all your webms? They're really entertaining

>>499523146
This one especially is metal as fuck. Great kill anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:12:57 No.499547045 Report

Quoted By: >>499547678 >>499549021

>>499546637
Sigh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:17:15 No.499547503 Report

Quoted By:

>>499541765
literally me

>>499542228
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:18:45 No.499547678 Report

Quoted By: >>499547979

>>499547045
What's the sigh for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:21:16 No.499547979 Report

Quoted By: >>499549346

>>499547678
The first one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:29:34 No.499549021 Report

Quoted By: >>499549727

>>499547045
what's the problem dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:32:04 No.499549346 Report

Quoted By: >>499549817

>>499547979
Maybe next time I play an FC with you guys I'll run lions claw to see if you cant get inspired by it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:35:38 No.499549727 Report

Quoted By: >>499549968

>>499549021
If you could fix the problem you'd already know what the sigh is for
Siiiiigh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:36:24 No.499549817 Report

Quoted By: >>499551878 >>499562591

>>499549346
Tonight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:37:42 No.499549968 Report

Quoted By:

>>499549727
don't be so down homie, cheer up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:49:06 No.499551287 Report

Quoted By: >>499551718

I need steam avatar, drop what you have

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:53:13 No.499551718 Report

Quoted By:

>>499551287

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 19:54:54 No.499551878 Report

Quoted By: >>499552592 >>499552992 >>499557031

>>499549817
I don't think so, I'm the anon who played with you guys on Monday night with the meteoric ore blade and smithscript cirque. I go to bed at 10pm usually because I get at 5:45 AM for work, and I've been having a rough week for sleep lately. So we'll see, but again, likely not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 20:01:14 No.499552592 Report

Quoted By: >>499557567

>>499551878
Oh you kept beating my ass nvm I don't wanna fight with you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 20:03:39 No.499552876 Report

Quoted By:

>>499542228
>Demigod of dreams
>God of the other side
>Wardeness of Restful Dead
When will the community realize Miquella and Trina were the true power couple of the setting? Could you imagine a full powered god Trina

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 20:04:40 No.499552992 Report

Quoted By: >>499557567

>>499551878
>with the meteoric ore blade and smithscript cirque
you fucking piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 20:39:54 No.499557031 Report

Quoted By:

>>499551878
I'm joking btw. Sorry if that was obvious and I'm clarifying for no reason though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 20:44:37 No.499557567 Report

Quoted By: >>499557749

>>499552592
I only won 2 of the games, they were fun. Are you mama khan? You were good with your deflects.

>>499552992
Lmao whats wrong with those? I've never played with smithscript stuff before and it was a lot of fun. STR/ARC is undoubtedly one of the best builds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 20:46:15 No.499557749 Report

Quoted By: >>499566126

>>499557567
That's... not what the name is but yes
I've been shilling about how deflecting hardtear is really good for blocking spells
It's so fun to have like someone cast that rings of light on my and just repeatedly deflecting it so that I take no damage while standing in the aoe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:03:21 No.499559659 Report

Quoted By: >>499560030

>stored jump
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:06:30 No.499560030 Report

Quoted By:

>>499559659
idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:11:06 No.499560491 Report

Quoted By: >>499560579 >>499560773

The lore is actually incomprehensible and will never be resolved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:12:00 No.499560579 Report

Quoted By:

>>499560491
I already resolved it in my head version of the canon that is korean, what do you want to know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:13:50 No.499560773 Report

Quoted By:

>>499560491
the tv show...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:16:22 No.499561053 Report

Quoted By:

>>499271229
anyone got that erg webm with a crouch + staredown in an albinauric mask

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:30:29 No.499562591 Report

Quoted By: >>499563352 >>499563759

>>499549817
I'd be down. Around what time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:37:12 No.499563352 Report

Quoted By: >>499563983

>>499562591
4 and a half hours from now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:40:49 No.499563759 Report

Quoted By:

>>499562591
Does that work fir you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:43:06 No.499563983 Report

Quoted By:

>>499563352
Sure thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:43:12 No.499563993 Report

Quoted By: >>499564312

They need to come up with something better than a stamina bar because it's retarded when you have to miss an attack opportunity on a boss because you had no stamina. You have to dodge the attack and then just stand there and wait for your stamina to regenerate. It should be like in Sekiro. If a giant runebear is chasing you and your adrenaline is pumping and you're fighting for your life it doesn't even make sense that someone would "run out of energy". That's when you're the most focused and you have the most energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 21:46:19 No.499564312 Report

Quoted By: >>499568690

>>499563993
it's the opposite, stamina should be meaningful and really limiting, right now it's barely a suggestion, you go from negative to several new actions almost instantly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:03:06 No.499566126 Report

Quoted By:

>>499557749
Lol sorry it was a while back. Standing in and deflecting rings of light sounds metal as fuck. Must have missed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:13:10 No.499567287 Report

Quoted By: >>499567696

>>499477843
A lot. Like, invested in Nissan when they first started. Can I view the deleted posts in the archive?

>>499510789
Cranial vessel is fun. The magma weapons too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:14:15 No.499567403 Report

Quoted By: >>499568194 >>499568450

You know with like the amount of people who say "No that's too late for me, I need to sleep" about the usual time I say I can start it, if you just like started an earlier FC instead of waiting for me you could definitely get it going easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:16:41 No.499567696 Report

Quoted By: >>499576203

>>499567287
Can I have half if I agree to stop helping them? I was promised a flat rate
Also Yes but why are you asking me, it took me longer to reply this than it would have for you to check the archive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:21:12 No.499568194 Report

Quoted By: >>499568309

>>499567403
you're the only person that really cares about fcs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:22:16 No.499568309 Report

Quoted By: >>499569448

>>499568194
No, this isn't true....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:23:28 No.499568450 Report

Quoted By: >>499569250

>>499567403
You can have FCs any time you want, just post ergy femanon feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:25:43 No.499568690 Report

Quoted By: >>499568908

>>499564312
Which do you prefer: Dark Souls 2 or Sekiro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:27:47 No.499568908 Report

Quoted By:

>>499568690
dark souls 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:30:52 No.499569250 Report

Quoted By: >>499569958

>>499568450
I did and nobody joined

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:32:39 No.499569448 Report

Quoted By: >>499569773

>>499568309
if you weren't nagging everybody about fcs every night, we would never have one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:35:40 No.499569773 Report

Quoted By: >>499576050

>>499569448
Do you think that maybe nagging about it too often is the problem and if they were rarer to try and get them started then more people would be wanting to because it's rarer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:35:52 No.499569786 Report

Quoted By: >>499570226

so should I level my 90+17 to 115+25?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:37:22 No.499569958 Report

Quoted By: >>499570191

>>499569250
Proofs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:38:57 No.499570149 Report

Quoted By: >>499570410

>>499528430
I recall vague memory of that mod, I guess so? It add a lot of spells, custom enemies and bosses, whole new dungeons (ie Morne castle is now has a big city surrounding it), qol improvements and etc.

First time I played it felt like rediscovering Elden Ring with how much they changed stuff, almost every vanilla mines, dungeons and crypts were modified one way or another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:39:22 No.499570191 Report

Quoted By: >>499572687

>>499464516
>>499569958

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:39:39 No.499570226 Report

Quoted By:

>>499569786
if you love your 90+17 and get lots of activity on it then keep it. ive made new characters just to keep my mid-level guys around longer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:41:15 No.499570398 Report

Quoted By: >>499571187

>>499540128
Anon, hair dye is literally just dye applied to hair... Pretty sure dyes exist in Elden Ring, given the variety of color in the fabrics of different factions soldiery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:41:21 No.499570410 Report

Quoted By: >>499571728

>>499570149
Nta but Hawktuahpill me on Convergence as a whole as someone who disliked the magic school system class thing they have
I want to like it and the thing you just said makes me feel lime it's something I could lime but like sell me on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:48:30 No.499571187 Report

Quoted By:

>>499570398
Victorian hair products are different than clothes dyes though because they're often times also health products, plus designed to be able to be washed out/fade over time, they wouldn't just be using the same dye in both, same as we don't today. I don't know anything about medieval times though and elden ring is really confusing about how much technology they have

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:52:40 No.499571668 Report

Quoted By: >>499571781

Radahn never recovered from the shame of this defeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:53:09 No.499571728 Report

Quoted By: >>499571896

>>499570410
While I cant deny they did go a bit bonker with the new magic spells (ie Gravity magic is utterly busted, but its amusing melting bosses in mere moments), the quantity of stuff they added more than make up for it, as there are tons of new custom weapons with their own animation or unique gimmick, if you prefer to be more of a melee enthusiast. But personally what I find the best is the reimagining of dungeons and new locations, even going as far as creating new ones from scratch like Morne Castle which is now a genuine legacy dungeon with a city and multiple pathways. Also the custom enemies and bosses are really well made, give a breath of fresh air and genuine surprise whenever you go to some bossfight you played a hundred time before get twisted into something entirely different (ie Gideon Ofnir battle, wont spoil it but its hilarious and shocking the first time you see it happens)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:53:38 No.499571781 Report

Quoted By:

>>499571668
Miquella's half of the promise was to make people forget about him losing to Morgott
He made all the mocs forget by just cucking him even further

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:54:38 No.499571896 Report

Quoted By: >>499572410

>>499571728
actually the Gideon thing was part of the reasons I DISLIKE the idea of the mod, but I do think I will give it another try actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 22:59:26 No.499572410 Report

Quoted By: >>499572971

>>499571896
Its just isnt the same when you see it happens during a blind playthrought, you just dont expect it. Also they changed volcano manor a lot, but kind of skipped Liurnia so I might go there before I get overleveled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:01:49 No.499572687 Report

Quoted By: >>499572896

>>499570191
Thats a game screenshot, not gonna work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:03:59 No.499572896 Report

Quoted By: >>499573824

>>499572687
Elden ring is real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:04:36 No.499572971 Report

Quoted By: >>499573080

>>499572410
Wait my poor wording may lead to confusion: I skipped over Liurnia, not that the mod itself hasnt done much with the region, not that I can really attest on the matter either since I skipped it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:05:32 No.499573080 Report

Quoted By:

>>499572971
I understood

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:10:09 No.499573601 Report

Quoted By:

>>499573481
>>499573481
>>499573481
Slightly early thread to make sure the patch notes are finally updated this time its been like 3 threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:12:05 No.499573824 Report

Quoted By: >>499574286

>>499572896
That means real life is also elden ring which means photo of your grippers NOW you ungrateful bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:16:28 No.499574286 Report

Quoted By: >>499574351 >>499579720

>>499573824
Makes no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:17:16 No.499574351 Report

Quoted By: >>499574830

>>499574286
Cause you're stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:21:40 No.499574830 Report

Quoted By: >>499574927

>>499574351
I'm not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:22:32 No.499574927 Report

Quoted By: >>499575468

>>499574830
You are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:23:51 No.499575070 Report

Quoted By:

>>499411981
it takes like 20 minutes to enter the dlc and we knew this 2 years in advance, are you stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:27:26 No.499575468 Report

Quoted By: >>499576780

>>499574927
Im not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:32:26 No.499576050 Report

Quoted By: >>499576307

>>499569773
probably not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:34:06 No.499576203 Report

Quoted By: >>499576745

>>499567696
Honestly, I thought the thread had to be archived first...

And yeah, but only if you start helping me. My whole problem right now is that anyone that was helping them doesn't want to admit it or help me because they will get in trouble.

Also, I just realized about the slits my sister cut in my sterile supplies: She didn't make those to cause the infection while hoping I wouldn't notice - she made them so I WOULD notice and accuse her of it, because it would make me sound crazy...(Or maybe they just thought I'd die and claim that was the reason after the fact, like a manufacturing error or even that I did it myself.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:34:51 No.499576307 Report

Quoted By: >>499576479

>>499576050
How do you think I should make more people join? Threatening to kill myself probably wouldn't work because I'd have to follow through with it if people don't and threatening then directly really wouldn't work

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:36:17 No.499576479 Report

Quoted By: >>499576596

>>499576307
you can't force anybody to join, and the fact that those two things were the first ideas you came up with makes me think you are more mentally ill than I first realized

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:37:21 No.499576596 Report

Quoted By: >>499576964

>>499576479
I can if i find the right eay to
It's not like I did them, and those aren't the first ideas, I've tried bribing people by saying I'll buy them games if they join

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:38:41 No.499576745 Report

Quoted By: >>499580348

>>499576203
Nope, it updates in almost real time, it's only behind by like a few minutes
Also I already helped you, I told you the Golden path you have to follow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:38:57 No.499576780 Report

Quoted By: >>499576994

>>499575468
You are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:40:33 No.499576964 Report

Quoted By: >>499577062

>>499576596
it is not normal to care about shitty elden ring PvP this much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:40:47 No.499576994 Report

Quoted By: >>499579720

>>499576780
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:41:32 No.499577062 Report

Quoted By: >>499577212

>>499576964
It is and its not shitty its hanging out with friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:42:48 No.499577212 Report

Quoted By: >>499577259 >>499579056

>>499577062
I'm not your friend, you're rude and abrasive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:43:23 No.499577259 Report

Quoted By:

>>499577212
I'm not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2024 23:59:16 No.499579056 Report

Quoted By:

>>499577212
Am I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:04:46 No.499579720 Report

Quoted By: >>499579754

>>499576994
>>499574286

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:05:01 No.499579740 Report

Quoted By: >>499579892

autosage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:05:06 No.499579754 Report

Quoted By: >>499579987

>>499579720
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:06:17 No.499579892 Report

Quoted By:

>>499579740
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:07:05 No.499579987 Report

Quoted By: >>499580048

>>499579754
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:07:39 No.499580048 Report

Quoted By: >>499582189

>>499579987
Like why did you reply to those two posts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:10:28 No.499580348 Report

Quoted By: >>499581054

>>499576745
Yeah... Unfortunately, I am maidenless

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:17:08 No.499581054 Report

Quoted By:

>>499580348
You don't have to be, you know what to do
Plus having kids with your sister would fix your hemophilia in your bloodline too, it wont pass on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:24:08 No.499581802 Report

Quoted By: >>499582018

>>499581779
>>499581779
>>499581779

Move...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:26:10 No.499582018 Report

Quoted By: >>499582120

>>499581802
Anon....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:27:15 No.499582120 Report

Quoted By: >>499583008

>>499582018
Holy kek, erm JANNIES clean it up.
IDK i just came to the thread there were recent posts and it was page 10, what do you want me to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:27:54 No.499582189 Report

Quoted By: >>499583075

>>499580048
Can't figure it out? This is why you're stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:35:30 No.499583008 Report

Quoted By:

>>499582120
Idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:36:15 No.499583075 Report

Quoted By: >>499584974

>>499582189
I'm not, uou just made a retarded pointless post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:54:41 No.499584974 Report

Quoted By: >>499585123

>>499583075
Retarded pointless posts are all you make, I only make resplendent immaculate posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 00:56:02 No.499585123 Report

Quoted By: >>499585717

>>499584974
No? The other way around if anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:01:22 No.499585717 Report

Quoted By: >>499585818

>>499585123
You're too stupid to understand my posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:02:20 No.499585818 Report

Quoted By: >>499585945

>>499585717
I'm not, you just make pointless meaningless posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:03:27 No.499585945 Report

Quoted By: >>499586025

>>499585818
They are pointless and meaningless only to stupid people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:04:07 No.499586025 Report

Quoted By: >>499586141

>>499585945
No because I'm not stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:05:14 No.499586141 Report

Quoted By: >>499586286

>>499586025
Reality says otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:06:36 No.499586286 Report

Quoted By: >>499586571

>>499586141
Explain how I'm stupid without using circulat logic then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:09:16 No.499586571 Report

Quoted By: >>499586920

>>499586286
Whoah there buster, you don't get to demand things of me. How about you show some good will first and post some ergy femanon feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:12:23 No.499586920 Report

Quoted By: >>499590032

>>499586571
So you can't because you know you're wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:42:09 No.499590032 Report

Quoted By: >>499590174

>>499586920
I'm still waiting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2024 01:43:24 No.499590174 Report

Quoted By:

>>499590032
On what?

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