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/erg/ - Elden Ring General

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:26:05 No.498600924 View Reply Original Report

>Latest patch
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-115

>Main information document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group password
erg

>Touch Bloodstain:
>>498342397

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:27:26 No.498601041 Report

Quoted By: >>498601080 >>498610737 >>498678371 >>498716551 >>498942596 >>498942859

I love sluts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:27:52 No.498601080 Report

Quoted By: >>498601184

>>498601041
You can see Rya's nipple

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:28:59 No.498601184 Report

Quoted By: >>498601279

>>498601080
do you like sluts too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:29:32 No.498601226 Report

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ergy femanon feets when

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:30:16 No.498601279 Report

Quoted By: >>498601330

>>498601184
Have you stopped beating your wife?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:30:49 No.498601330 Report

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>>498601279
I don't have a wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:33:10 No.498601515 Report

Quoted By: >>498601610 >>498601657 >>498602573

They should remove leveling up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:34:19 No.498601610 Report

Quoted By: >>498601880

>>498601515
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:34:53 No.498601657 Report

Quoted By: >>498601718

>>498601515
We should remove you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:35:39 No.498601718 Report

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>>498601657
NO
NO
NOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:36:49 No.498601812 Report

Quoted By: >>498602936

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6237068-glap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:37:39 No.498601880 Report

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>>498601610
I dont know, I 2as originally writing about how they should add a 6 item limit to non-equipped items that you can carry at once but then I realized that was stupid so I just made it something else
I guess because it's a bit weird to me that the idea is you're supposed to level up to scale with the threats, but they could juat as easily make it so that the threats are scared to you normally, but I forgot that the game isn't linear so that wouldn't work. Leveling is good actually. I wish they'd add more interactions for each stat though like dex speeding up casting speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:46:55 No.498602573 Report

Quoted By: >>498603926

>>498601515
ergy femanon should remove her socks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 04:51:29 No.498602936 Report

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>>498601812
I'm sorry for kind of technically cheating by guessing the last letter, I didn't know what it was

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 05:04:36 No.498603926 Report

Quoted By: >>498604117

>>498602573
God imagine the aroma of ergy femanon feets smell after an entire day doing with her boots on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 05:07:10 No.498604117 Report

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>>498603926
it's very interesting how a smell that's usually bad can be considered good when coming from an attractive woman

context truly is everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 05:45:53 No.498606623 Report

Quoted By: >>498607215 >>498619156

the general truly is dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 05:54:54 No.498607215 Report

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>>498606623
Shit multiplayer mechanics + shit lore and characters + no single player replayability due to the open world slog = 0 reasons for long-term interest in the game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 06:46:39 No.498610339 Report

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Malenia...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 06:54:01 No.498610737 Report

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>>498601041
too bad because those are a bunch of good, honorable women

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 07:14:13 No.498611907 Report

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is ancient dragons' lightning spear just a worse version of fortissax's lightning spear?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 07:15:01 No.498611952 Report

Quoted By: >>498612146 >>498630741

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 07:18:18 No.498612146 Report

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>>498611952
>tfw no jar buddies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 08:46:03 No.498616667 Report

Quoted By: >>498630547

Rakshasa is so cool but it means literally nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 09:30:36 No.498619156 Report

Quoted By: >>498621043

>>498606623
feels deader than dsg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 10:03:56 No.498621043 Report

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>>498619156
Not as dead as /gsg/ tho lmao xD roflmaozedong roflleopoldthesecond roflhitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 10:22:51 No.498622134 Report

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>>498562830
When's the last time you changed the thermal paste? 83 degrees celsius is way above the average for that CPU or just buy an aftermarket cooler, also disable the integrated gpu from your bios as you're using your 3060 anyways(it won't bottleneck at 1080p60, are you playing at 768p as your image suggests?). 80% cpu usage just with the game seems to be too much, open task manager and close/uninstall shit you don't need

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 11:06:48 No.498624902 Report

Quoted By: >>498630547 >>498751210

Death Knights are cool as fuck. I want to be like them when I grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 11:38:27 No.498626968 Report

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Respectfully, if you're a hornsent, don't reply to this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 12:29:54 No.498630547 Report

Quoted By: >>498632259

>>498616667
the name comes from a demon in hindu mythology or something

>>498624902
hell yeah they're sick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 12:32:49 No.498630741 Report

Quoted By: >>498768364

>>498611952
Awww I just ran through that quest last night for the companion jar and realized why I hated it but that diallos is a bro even though he's the most shitty character up until then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 12:32:58 No.498630751 Report

Quoted By: >>498630803

Stupid bitch. I dropped her soul next to dung eater and quick traveled away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 12:33:46 No.498630803 Report

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>>498630751
you sure showed those 0s and 1s who's boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 12:55:29 No.498632259 Report

Quoted By:

>>498630547
Yeah I know but I mean I'm thw content of the game, like there's nothing to it besides thw 1 line

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 14:32:27 No.498639390 Report

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eurobros please save us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 14:52:00 No.498640871 Report

Quoted By: >>498641098 >>498641312 >>498657613

ergy femanon feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 14:55:12 No.498641098 Report

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>>498640871
do not be rude towards your fellow anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 14:57:46 No.498641312 Report

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>>498640871
that would save us yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:09:10 No.498642280 Report

Quoted By: >>498657613

ergy femanon smiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:26:20 No.498643730 Report

Quoted By:

Does eternal darkness drag YOUR spells in also or just the opponent? At work can't test

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:26:50 No.498643771 Report

Quoted By:

Feet tier list
>S
Left foot
>A
>B
>C
>D
>F
Right foot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:50:44 No.498646082 Report

Quoted By:

Malenia drove 99% of non-Ranni ER discussion because

>grrrr this boss is bullshit
>Shonen power scaling vs Radahn
>grrrr i want to fuck her

With her presence in the DLC minimized the thread soon dies. You cannot dispute this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:59:41 No.498646903 Report

Quoted By: >>498647060

Piercer or adulas moonblade? Can only slot one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 16:01:34 No.498647060 Report

Quoted By: >>498652937

>>498646903
Piercer is the more useful one imo, it rollcatches a lot and like adult's moonblade Costa too much FP to be a viable like cheap ranged option

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 16:23:12 No.498649057 Report

Quoted By: >>498649189 >>498650032 >>498650112

Beat the game today :) Radagon and Elden beast deff the hardest boss I've fought (this far)!

Two more to go!

https://streamable.com/kbhs5z

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 16:24:37 No.498649189 Report

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>>498649057
Why did you get hit at 1:24?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 16:34:01 No.498650032 Report

Quoted By:

>>498649057
what the fuck is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 16:35:00 No.498650112 Report

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>>498649057
Back in my day we didn't have a horse in the elden beast fight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 16:45:01 No.498651047 Report

Quoted By: >>498654524

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 16:55:11 No.498651987 Report

Quoted By: >>498652298 >>498652418

did the noxtranny kill himself yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 16:58:25 No.498652298 Report

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>>498651987
Started e-dating some bitch from Ukraine and was talking about going to go meet her so probably died in the war or it was someone just trying to escape the country luring him in for his money

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 16:59:29 No.498652418 Report

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>>498651987
he co-invades in pvp streams. He found peace away from here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:04:48 No.498652937 Report

Quoted By: >>498653154

>>498647060
Thanks for the input bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:07:04 No.498653154 Report

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>>498652937
Np lil squishy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:21:08 No.498654524 Report

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>>498651047
He kinda looks like Melina in this one, apart from having 2 eyes . Or at least to how people drew(and still draw) her when they go for a cute but not too cartoonish aesthetic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:31:16 No.498655507 Report

Quoted By: >>498655989

I now want to make a pyramid head build but I know in my heart it would be boring and the lack of dragging walking animation would suck and also there's no hats for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:36:09 No.498655989 Report

Quoted By: >>498656067

>>498655507
Great Hood kinda works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:36:52 No.498656067 Report

Quoted By: >>498657241

>>498655989
Hmmmm
You are correct....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:48:15 No.498657241 Report

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>>498656067
Also, if you use War Cry your R2 if charged will drag the weapon while walking forward.
Though I'm not sure if the butcher knife gets that animation or if it's colossal only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:52:03 No.498657613 Report

Quoted By: >>498658359 >>498747337

>>498642280
>>498640871
qrd on this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:58:26 No.498658226 Report

Quoted By: >>498658365

Think we'll ever get underwater combat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:59:46 No.498658359 Report

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>>498657613
(you)-starved beast and a simp, as always

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 17:59:49 No.498658365 Report

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>>498658226
this isnt mhtri

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:11:31 No.498659523 Report

Quoted By: >>498659725 >>498662159

No more Elden Ring
No more Eldie Ring
It's Elder Ring now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:13:32 No.498659725 Report

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>>498659523
Geriatric Ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:20:29 No.498660445 Report

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Did the Game Awards ever remove the goty award or did they back down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:36:08 No.498662159 Report

Quoted By: >>498662848

>>498659523
shut up nigger its ergy ring

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:39:12 No.498662507 Report

Quoted By: >>498662551 >>498664190

>Make a cute and anxious otoko no ko with pure ideals of love and abundance
>Doesn't let us save him from himself
One job Miyazaki. One job. I want to give him a hug

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:39:35 No.498662551 Report

Quoted By: >>498662848

>>498662507
Die bitch die!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:42:09 No.498662848 Report

Quoted By: >>498663167 >>498663416

>>498662159
Would you hold his hand while he pricks himself to water the Haligtree?

>>498662551
Harsh, we already kill the version of him that From invented for the dlc :P

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:44:58 No.498663167 Report

Quoted By: >>498664521

>>498662848
Id hold his hand while we eiffel tower an ergy femanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:45:23 No.498663223 Report

Quoted By: >>498664096

MorGYATT the Caked Up Monarch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:46:58 No.498663416 Report

Quoted By: >>498664062

>>498662848
I think Naive Miquella is stupid
If I could change one thing about the world it'd be to make where Trina lands deeper so she hit the ground harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:52:27 No.498664062 Report

Quoted By: >>498664796

>>498663416
what do you have against st. trina?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:52:46 No.498664096 Report

Quoted By: >>498665317

>>498663223
I felt the divine mandate of heaven leave my body once I pressed Post on this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:53:38 No.498664190 Report

Quoted By: >>498664521

>>498662507
It occurs to me that the little twink might be so naive as to think that recycling Mogh is a kind thing to do to the 'satanic bastard'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:56:52 No.498664521 Report

Quoted By: >>498665783

>>498663167
based

>>498664190
Ansbach literally says as much. Miq probably views it as a way to integrate Mohg into his order, and it technically fulfills Mohg's dream of making a dynasty with Miquella, since Radahn is using Mohg's body as a vessel. Would've been more thematic with Godwyn inhabiting Mohg though, since then the name 'Mohgwyn' would make sense. Mohg God-wyn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 18:59:33 No.498664796 Report

Quoted By: >>498664928 >>498665069 >>498665926

>>498664062
Idk if I do
She just sleeps all the time though and then pretends like she knows things and how things should be even though she's disconnected and never does or sees anything
Like yeah I'm sure a sleepy time bitch with unironic nap times sure knows how the world should be better than people out actually awake and doing things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:00:35 No.498664928 Report

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>>498664796
sleepyhead*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:02:02 No.498665069 Report

Quoted By: >>498665603

>>498664796
I think you just hate all the female characters

what's your opinion of queen marika?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:04:20 No.498665317 Report

Quoted By: >>498665713

>>498664096
Not to fret. A Deathbird has been dispatched to your location to burn away the pesky shadow-touched curse you've brought on yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:06:57 No.498665603 Report

Quoted By: >>498666638

>>498665069
No
I mostly headcanon her motivation and character based on the sacrafices like and Gideon to like be something that I think is interesting so my view is skewed but I like her. I think that her crusades and then like esspecially from the dlc things revealed that like she's cool and I like the Golden Order she made even if I'd do it differently

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:07:58 No.498665713 Report

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>>498665317
Finally

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:08:44 No.498665783 Report

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>>498664521
How is that based, it's not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:10:06 No.498665926 Report

Quoted By: >>498666068

>>498664796
On the brink of deepest sleep there is the desire to awaken. The heart sings when one draws close to death, to render up a life worth offering.

Trina is a gentle death goddess. She lays souls to rest, like the putrescent knight. She knows the same truth as Melina, death indiscriminate is the only way. I also firmly believe she was in charge of the dream realm before the dlc fucked the lore and removed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:11:27 No.498666068 Report

Quoted By: >>498669012

>>498665926
I dont think the Dream realm ever existed, the idea of sleep being like a special entity or God just came from early misconceptions about what an Outer God was or meant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:13:47 No.498666319 Report

Quoted By: >>498671048 >>498671987 >>498712687 >>498715339

>ER has mindbroken saint riot so deeply he's playing anything but elden ring
>all other prominent pvp content creators are screeching over their lungs how broken and disfynctional this shit is
>only seamless players are happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:17:00 No.498666638 Report

Quoted By: >>498666779

>>498665603
oh you probably like marika because she's blonde

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:18:17 No.498666779 Report

Quoted By: >>498669665

>>498666638
I mean yeah her being blonde is obviously self explanitorialy a good thing but Rya is blonde and she's awful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:35:32 No.498668694 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:38:22 No.498669012 Report

Quoted By: >>498670289

>>498666068
Young seedling, young seedling.
Return to the bosom of earth.
But remember well,
Thou’rt mine.
So shall I give of myself. This is for thee.
Mine abundance, my drop of dew.
Quench thy thirst, throughout thy frame.
Blossom and burgeon, time and again.
Grow larger, stronger.
Until the day cometh.
When thou canst share in my dream.
Elden Ring, O Elden Ring.
Beget Order most elegant, from my tender
reverie.

If thou covetest the throne,
Impress my vision upon thine heart.
In the new world of thy making,
all things will flourish,
whether graceful, or malign.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:44:47 No.498669665 Report

Quoted By: >>498670375 >>498670473

>>498666779
who's your least favourite girl in eldie ring then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:50:40 No.498670289 Report

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>>498669012
I dont really take data datanined or cut content with anything but a huge grain of salt, and besides I don't understand hoe that ties in to what toy were saying, nit that I understand what that's saying anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:51:26 No.498670375 Report

Quoted By: >>498674929

>>498669665
Rya

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:52:18 No.498670473 Report

Quoted By: >>498674929

>>498669665
Who do you dislike?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:57:40 No.498671048 Report

Quoted By: >>498671192

>>498666319
>ER has mindbroken saint riot
what happened exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:58:58 No.498671192 Report

Quoted By:

>>498671048
They removed backstabs from applying to players

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 20:06:21 No.498671987 Report

Quoted By:

>>498666319
Common PC victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 20:33:10 No.498674929 Report

Quoted By: >>498675786

>>498670375
why? is it because she's cute and a lot of people like her?

>>498670473
nobody in particular, most of them aren't interesting or fleshed out enough to like or dislike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 20:40:46 No.498675786 Report

Quoted By: >>498676758 >>498677413

>>498674929
She's just awful, she's ugly naive, stupid, she's not likeable at all, has nothing endearing about her, she has blonde hair but doesn't like live up to it if that makes sense, her back is all crooked and hunched over her posture is awful, she asks you to kill her which I almost wish she didn't since then it seems almost to nice to kill her almost, she's so overly polite and servile and bends over backwards, but at the same time trying to manipulate you and convincing you to atyack boggart, her self pity is so awful and would be even worse if she didnt deserve to feel bad about herself
She's just pathetic all around, she's not cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 20:49:24 No.498676758 Report

Quoted By: >>498676882

>>498675786
well most of those are your opinion, but
>her back is all crooked and hunched over her posture is awful
she is literally a snake

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 20:50:38 No.498676882 Report

Quoted By: >>498678229 >>498701760

>>498676758
And that's a bad thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 20:55:27 No.498677413 Report

Quoted By: >>498678185

>>498675786
Mermaidtard aka fatty aka dogfuckertard...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:02:35 No.498678185 Report

Quoted By: >>498679552

>>498677413
Nobody mentioned mermaids but you, I'm not, and I'm not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:02:58 No.498678229 Report

Quoted By: >>498678575

>>498676882
if you hate her so much why do you have a picture saved of her?

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:04:08 No.498678371 Report

Quoted By:

>>498601041
Who doesn't? Just don't try to be friends with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:05:33 No.498678536 Report

Quoted By:

this autism again...
give me something for the pain and let erg die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:05:47 No.498678575 Report

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>>498678229
I have art of probably every Elden Ring character

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:14:08 No.498679536 Report

Quoted By: >>498679720

What the fuck? Calm down, lady.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:14:16 No.498679552 Report

Quoted By: >>498680719

>>498678185
You find dogs attractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:15:41 No.498679720 Report

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>>498679536
Hey, your character is the one who's first thought was to suggest the first few people you met

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:24:05 No.498680698 Report

Quoted By: >>498681084 >>498687097

madison and tripfag kissing under a tree, kissing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:24:16 No.498680719 Report

Quoted By: >>498681302

>>498679552
That's not what was said thatd like me saying "Would you rather be boiled alive or shot in the head?" and you said the second one and I said "Woopow so you like the idea of dying?" when no, that's not what that implies

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

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"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:24:49 No.498680774 Report

Quoted By: >>498680902

Everything else does in autumn, I guess it's only fitting we do too..

Why's it gotta be this way, bros? Why can't things just be nice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:25:58 No.498680902 Report

Quoted By: >>498686826

>>498680774
you know mermaidtard too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:27:35 No.498681084 Report

Quoted By:

>>498680698
You don't have to say that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:28:21 No.498681172 Report

Quoted By: >>498681279

Is Ælden Ring... fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:28:46 No.498681227 Report

Quoted By: >>498681279

I'm out. What a shitshow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:29:21 No.498681279 Report

Quoted By: >>498681850

>>498681172
Sadly, not.
>>498681227
What happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:29:38 No.498681302 Report

Quoted By: >>498682000

>>498680719
Well you do want to be raped to death right weirdo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:29:52 No.498681325 Report

Quoted By: >>498715339

Deflecting should do posture damage
Why do I have to rely on the stupid R2 which will be wildly inconsistent between weapons
It should work like aekiro, if you keep deflecting it should sllul build up to a stagger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:34:42 No.498681850 Report

Quoted By:

>>498681279
Damn...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:35:56 No.498682000 Report

Quoted By: >>498683914 >>498688445

>>498681302
Nothing about those two things is connected, retard you don't know that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:52:50 No.498683914 Report

Quoted By: >>498684082

>>498682000
why are you so easy to get riled up? relax a little, sweetie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:54:27 No.498684082 Report

Quoted By: >>498684240

>>498683914
Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:55:54 No.498684240 Report

Quoted By:

>>498684082
ah, it's been a while since you said that to me... makes me smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:59:24 No.498684647 Report

Quoted By: >>498684813

Console fight club?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:00:45 No.498684813 Report

Quoted By: >>498685530 >>498687754

>>498684647
tomorrow or Friday? Not sure which one will work for me. And what's your time zone? CEST here....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:06:57 No.498685530 Report

Quoted By: >>498688385

>>498684813
>CEST
They still play Elden Ring in Europe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:07:06 No.498685549 Report

Quoted By: >>498685794

PC fight club? tonight? now? yesterday?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:08:20 No.498685662 Report

Quoted By: >>498686498 >>498698605

What are they all doing? Don't they know the game is dead? It's over, go home already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:09:32 No.498685794 Report

Quoted By:

>>498685549
Never again, game sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:15:49 No.498686498 Report

Quoted By:

>>498685662
I unironically don't know. Never get summoned at 150 and invasions are all taunter tongue ganks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:17:44 No.498686703 Report

Quoted By: >>498691186

mermaidtard girlfeet pics will save this gennie

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:18:53 No.498686826 Report

Quoted By:

>>498680902
Yeah, they said they saw one once as a kid.

Oh well, what the hell.

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:21:31 No.498687097 Report

Quoted By:

>>498680698
Pretty name! *Muah*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:27:53 No.498687754 Report

Quoted By: >>498688385

>>498684813
Well what's holding you back? EST time here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:31:58 No.498688180 Report

Quoted By:

THIS is where all those skeletons and big eyed lizards came from!?
Godwyn really fell off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:33:39 No.498688385 Report

Quoted By: >>498689903

>>498687754
currently sleep. But it reminded me I need get my pad fixed asap
>>498685530
I do but invasions are so rare it hurts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:34:10 No.498688445 Report

Quoted By: >>498688550 >>498716551

>>498682000
So you do think wanting to get raped to death is weird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:34:36 No.498688496 Report

Quoted By: >>498688625

might be cause I'm using a pirated 1.15 copy but my Consort Radahn fight was completely broken, he wouldn't attack and in the second phase he would do an attack every so often, but generally stood there doing nothing.
Even after exiting the arena the thing persisted.
Is this a bug anybody else has had? Made the bare bones ending all the more lack luster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:35:09 No.498688550 Report

Quoted By: >>498690251

>>498688445
It isnt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:35:54 No.498688625 Report

Quoted By: >>498715339

>>498688496
Soulful, Mogh is fighting back and slowing him down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:47:24 No.498689903 Report

Quoted By: >>498690158 >>498690554 >>498735913

>>498688385
Do you sleep 24 hours a day wtf lol I'm 30,married to a female,have a good paying job, a toddler boy, and a house to maintain and find time to play at least 4-5 hours a day. It's not hard to set aside time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:49:47 No.498690158 Report

Quoted By:

>>498689903
Congratulations, anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:50:32 No.498690251 Report

Quoted By: >>498690848

>>498688550
It is, why do you want that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:53:25 No.498690554 Report

Quoted By:

>>498689903
normies get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:56:29 No.498690848 Report

Quoted By: >>498691820 >>498695060 >>498706051

>>498690251
It isnt, and I've explained a bunch of times why I don't want to die other ways any why that way has a lot of positives
Why do YOU think it's weirs? And no you can't use "It's uncommon" as an arguement. Meteor showers aren't that common, but when one happens it isn't a "Oh my god that's so weird, that's so bad, that's so strange." It's rarer but not weird, it's just a "Oh thats interesting"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 22:59:41 No.498691186 Report

Quoted By:

>>498686703
this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:03:17 No.498691582 Report

Quoted By: >>498691857

what if I used the dragon-hunter katana to kill placidusax

what then

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:05:42 No.498691820 Report

Quoted By: >>498691998

>>498690848
It's antisocial and self destructive behavior, much like homosexuality. It's perverse, sick, abnormal. Weird? Sure why not, but fantasies like yours are symptom of a sick society. The internet has ruined you. Truly, the west has fallen. Billions must rape ergy femanons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:06:03 No.498691857 Report

Quoted By:

>>498691582
Then you'll have
huuuuuunnnttttteeeeeesdddddd
him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:07:23 No.498691998 Report

Quoted By: >>498692125 >>498692192

>>498691820
I never said that's how I'm going to die, I plan to live forever, just if I do die that's how I think the best way to die would be

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:08:32 No.498692125 Report

Quoted By: >>498692680 >>498692971

>>498691998
How is that better than dying peacefully while watching over your own dynasty of white trad offspring gearing up for the impending racewar? Tell me that you stinking fat whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:09:15 No.498692192 Report

Quoted By: >>498692769

>>498691998
Who would you prefer to be raped by?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:14:20 No.498692680 Report

Quoted By: >>498694408

>>498692125
Because I don't want to get old and weak and incapable, I would rather BE IN the race war
Elden Ring is literally about an eternal war where people can't die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:15:06 No.498692769 Report

Quoted By:

>>498692192
I dont have anybodys in particular in mind

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:16:57 No.498692971 Report

Quoted By: >>498693072

>>498692125
She wants to come before she goes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:17:51 No.498693072 Report

Quoted By:

>>498692971
that's a good joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:20:17 No.498693320 Report

Quoted By: >>498693414

so are we fcing tonight or what boys (and girl)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:20:26 No.498693338 Report

Quoted By:

Convince me to switch to the short sword instead of claymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:21:13 No.498693414 Report

Quoted By:

>>498693320
The same thing we do every night, Pinky
Try to take over the wooorld

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:31:28 No.498694408 Report

Quoted By: >>498694565 >>498694597

>>498692680
Yet you'd rather die getting raped to death... very weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:32:44 No.498694565 Report

Quoted By:

>>498694408
stop bullying her, she's not smart enough to defend herself properly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:33:03 No.498694597 Report

Quoted By: >>498694959 >>498696636

>>498694408
I literally just said I'd rather live forever than die, but I know eventually I will die and so that's how I want to. It's not weird and you haven't actually said any arguements as for why it's weird you just listed more synonyms for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:34:32 No.498694746 Report

Quoted By: >>498694983 >>498696237

Why don't we have a grand exchange in ELDEN RING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:36:49 No.498694959 Report

Quoted By: >>498695060

>>498694597
okay sweetie, let me explain it in the most straightforward way I can. it's weird because most people don't want to die in a painful and violent way. most people would prefer to die peacefully, like passing away in their sleep or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:37:02 No.498694983 Report

Quoted By: >>498698228

>>498694746
Because that would make game feer too arive and active, you must feer depress and see how peopre die after their story arcs are comprete. You rike?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:37:58 No.498695060 Report

Quoted By: >>498695252

>>498694959
Already talked about that, I don't think rarity is a good arguement for weirdness >>498690848

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:39:55 No.498695252 Report

Quoted By: >>498695665

>>498695060
regardless of what you think, most people would still consider it weird. please understand that people can have different perspectives on things. besides, have you ever been sexually assaulted by a man? or even just harassed? it might not be like what you're imagining

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:43:50 No.498695640 Report

Quoted By:

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6242534-hect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:44:03 No.498695665 Report

Quoted By: >>498696993

>>498695252
I'm asking you WHY you think it's weird
Literally most people have
And you're pretending like I'm saying it'd be pleasant way to die! No dying is good, I just think that's the best of the ALL bad options

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:49:07 No.498696191 Report

Quoted By:

rape ergy femanon feetpussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:49:31 No.498696237 Report

Quoted By:

>>498694746
Because hackers would ruin it in femtoseconds, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:53:02 No.498696636 Report

Quoted By: >>498697918

>>498694597
You really can't think of a single way to die that's better than getting raped to death by fat ergy ojisans? I mean we can definitely help you with that but it's just a little weird, you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:53:03 No.498696638 Report

Quoted By: >>498698418

Is there actually a point to staying at 150? Is the PVP at that range even good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 23:56:05 No.498696993 Report

Quoted By: >>498698123

>>498695665
>I'm asking you WHY you think it's weird
because it's a painful death, and I don't want to die painfully. I want to just fall unconscious and never wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:04:52 No.498697918 Report

Quoted By: >>498698687 >>498704124

>>498696636
I didn't say specifically people from here, and I've said a bunch of common ways people say to die and why I wouldn't like them. You're welcome to suggest things, I think about it a lot so I probably already know and have a reason for any given one you could auggest

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:06:30 No.498698064 Report

Quoted By: >>498698205

Why are people still asking her to explain? I thought her explanation when I asked about it a few threads back made sense, but hey that's just me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:07:05 No.498698123 Report

Quoted By: >>498698445

>>498696993
I want to be aware when it happens, I don't like the idea of not knowing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:07:51 No.498698205 Report

Quoted By:

>>498698064
It was and it did, people are retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:08:04 No.498698228 Report

Quoted By: >>498699705

>>498694983
I'm depressed now because at level 170 I can't get summoned anywhere despite 25k mouth breathers being online in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:09:59 No.498698418 Report

Quoted By:

>>498696638
staying at the highest levels in the game where it takes 50+ hours to get to without grinding, no there's no point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:10:15 No.498698445 Report

Quoted By: >>498699816

>>498698123
okay, that makes sense at least. what's still weird is that you want to die pleasuring a bunch of awful rapists. at least explain that part I'm assuming you just have a rape fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:11:45 No.498698605 Report

Quoted By:

>>498685662
It's been steadily going down for a while, it was like 35k last week

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

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"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:12:33 No.498698687 Report

Quoted By: >>498699895

>>498697918
What about dying like in the movie Alien, where a facehugger plants an alien in your belly and it bursts out later? HR Gieger said he designed the aliens/facehuggers specifically with the intention of reversing the roles of rape, which is why the facehugger has a vagina looking mouth and the baby alien looks like a penis forcing it's way out... So it's kinda like getting raped to death but mixed up. And you wouldn't get off from it, obviously...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:15:27 No.498698972 Report

Quoted By: >>498699143 >>498702497

This chick just sits around reading books and looking at stars in a tower everyday like a nerd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:17:05 No.498699143 Report

Quoted By:

>>498698972
that's the dream right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:22:34 No.498699705 Report

Quoted By:

>>498698228
Have you tried making other characters so you cam have a few prepared over a wider spread to try?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:23:47 No.498699816 Report

Quoted By: >>498700063

>>498698445
I meam there's potentially good reasons they might be doing it, but idk, I dont know how that's really worse than someone just wanting to be shot in the head. You're giving in to dying at to the benefit of a murderer then, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:24:33 No.498699895 Report

Quoted By: >>498706754

>>498698687
That's not real

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:26:05 No.498700063 Report

Quoted By: >>498700337

>>498699816
there's potentially good reasons they might be raping you?

>I dont know how that's really worse than someone just wanting to be shot in the head
well I'm sure most people don't want to be violently murdered, but at least it's quicker than being raped to death

so is that a yes on the rape fetish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:28:45 No.498700337 Report

Quoted By: >>498700510

>>498700063
I dont really know how speed is that much of a factor, being tossed into a woodchipper would be very fast, do you want that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:30:31 No.498700510 Report

Quoted By: >>498700595

>>498700337
>I dont really know how speed is that much of a factor
this is part of the reason why you don't understand that it's weird. for many people, knowing that they're about to die is a very negative feeling, so they would prefer it to be quick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:31:25 No.498700595 Report

Quoted By: >>498700748

>>498700510
Why would you want to NOT know? If I was going to become blind tomorrow, I'd want to know so I could prepare for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:33:01 No.498700748 Report

Quoted By: >>498700984 >>498701116

>>498700595
and how exactly are you going to prepare for death while being raped?

I'll take your silence as a tacit confirmation of your rape fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:35:43 No.498700984 Report

Quoted By: >>498701275

>>498700748
I'm not saying like there's affairs to get in order while it's happening obviously retard, I'm just saying it's better to know, being blindsided by it is bad I think

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:36:55 No.498701116 Report

Quoted By: >>498701275

>>498700748
You'd be mad if the bosses don't telegraph their attacks, right? Even if you know you're screwed and it's too late to prevent it, you'd be annoyed (and I mean at the concept now, not when you doe) that you could just get "YOU DIED"ed with no way to know at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:38:33 No.498701275 Report

Quoted By: >>498701424

>>498700984
that's completely different, because the event that results in your death hasn't started yet, so you're not "dying" in that sense. if you wanted to die

>>498701116
I don't see how this is relevant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:39:46 No.498701424 Report

Quoted By: >>498701727

>>498701275
Thatd why i said its different

Because the concept of just getting suddenly YOU DIED is the same as not being able to see it coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:42:53 No.498701727 Report

Quoted By: >>498701871

>>498701424
okay let me try to explain

imagine that a day from now, you would either
1) get raped to death in a brutal gangrape that lasts several hours
2) get shot in the head, killing you instantly

do you understand how these are different? you could prepare for your death the same in both situations, that doesn't mean that a slower, more painful death is preferable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:43:08 No.498701760 Report

Quoted By:

>>498676882
Imagine if she'd shed her skin, and she'd let you eat the soon-to-be-shed skin right from her feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:44:12 No.498701871 Report

Quoted By: >>498701920

>>498701727
I dont want to get shot in the head, I dont want my corpse or face to have a hole in it like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:44:48 No.498701920 Report

Quoted By: >>498702191 >>498702227

>>498701871
don't change the subject, and it's not like being brutally raped would leave your body in a good condition

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:47:31 No.498702191 Report

Quoted By:

>>498701920
True. We all watched It Follows, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:47:52 No.498702227 Report

Quoted By: >>498702416

>>498701920
I'm not changing the subject, I'm saying how those are different and so thats a bad comparism. There isn't a way to have both aspects of being aware and not having my body messed up except that
And wdym?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:49:45 No.498702416 Report

Quoted By: >>498702542

>>498702227
okay fine, replace getting shot in the head with some other form of quick death that doesn't put a hole in you

>And wdym?
what do you think I mean? being raped to death would be incredibly violent and your body would be a complete wreck afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:50:38 No.498702497 Report

Quoted By: >>498705005

>>498698972
What do you think she's reading about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:51:07 No.498702542 Report

Quoted By: >>498702720 >>498703014

>>498702416
There isn't any that is also non-desteuctive, that's my point

Not really? Atleat not that bad and definitely not that bad in comparism to other ways to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:52:58 No.498702720 Report

Quoted By: >>498703107

>>498702542
okay I'm going to stop arguing because your mind is an enigma to me, and it looks like your hands are shaking too much to type properly. let's change the subject

how's your friend that lost power doing? are they fine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:56:02 No.498703014 Report

Quoted By: >>498703212

>>498702542
>Atleat not that bad and definitely not that bad in comparism to other ways to die
You're literally insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:56:56 No.498703107 Report

Quoted By: >>498703741

>>498702720
Okay? I don't really feel like anything I said was inconsistent....
They got power again for a day but it went our again but some eeople on their street atull have it, so it shouldn't be long
I'm gonna try and convince them to reinstall elden ring to do pvp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:57:58 No.498703212 Report

Quoted By: >>498703259

>>498703014
Okay you're right, being burned alive or thrown into a woodchipler or eaten by wolves or getting hit by a train or rotting in a bathtub for weeks is definitely less damaging to the body, wow so smart

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:58:36 No.498703259 Report

Quoted By: >>498703293

>>498703212
You're literally insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 00:59:00 No.498703293 Report

Quoted By:

>>498703259
You're literally a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:04:21 No.498703741 Report

Quoted By: >>498703881

>>498703107
>Okay? I don't really feel like anything I said was inconsistent....
it's okay sweetie, we can talk about it another day

>They got power again for a day but it went our again but some eeople on their street atull have it, so it shouldn't be long
did they get hit by one of the hurricanes? glad to hear things are returning to normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:06:00 No.498703881 Report

Quoted By:

>>498703741
That's eertarded but okay
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:07:26 No.498704030 Report

Quoted By: >>498704053

What's the best shield to use to block against projectiles, magical or traditional? I don't really care about using it against melee. Or ahluld I have two shields and switch depending on what I'm shielding against? But then question still stands which ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:07:45 No.498704053 Report

Quoted By:

>>498704030
Tower shield.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:08:35 No.498704124 Report

Quoted By: >>498704453

>>498697918
Well we're the best you're gonna get sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:12:30 No.498704453 Report

Quoted By:

>>498704124
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:18:42 No.498705005 Report

Quoted By:

>>498702497
A scientific pursuit I'm sure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:29:27 No.498706051 Report

Quoted By: >>498706768

>>498690848
Have you thought about just getting raped into retardation by an Angelic twink?

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:36:22 No.498706754 Report

Quoted By: >>498706875

>>498699895
Well, yeah, it's just a thought experiment since you have reasons for not wanting to die in other ways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:36:29 No.498706768 Report

Quoted By: >>498707938

>>498706051
Griffith after becoming one of the Godhamd would just have a way to keep me alive forever
One day Fromsoft will get the rights to Berserk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:37:44 No.498706875 Report

Quoted By:

>>498706754
Xenomorpg has the same problem as being shot, it makes my corpse explode partially

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:40:36 No.498707170 Report

Quoted By:

making ergy femanon explode...

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:42:12 No.498707326 Report

Quoted By: >>498709565

Also, you could die at pretty much any time, so knowing there's a bad situation coming where someone is going to rape you to death because you're going to die anyway isn't exactly promised. You may know it's going to happen but only if you make it to that day at all. A prisoner on death row may know the date of their execution but it doesn't mean they won't have a heart attack or brain aneurysm before then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:42:23 No.498707345 Report

Quoted By: >>498707532 >>498718647

Think fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:44:21 No.498707532 Report

Quoted By:

>>498707345

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:48:12 No.498707938 Report

Quoted By: >>498708938 >>498711447

>>498706768
>getting raped for all of eternity by Griffith's sizable cock with a pink glans and well kept white pubes
i am following the dream, Shinzo-san.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:51:46 No.498708287 Report

Quoted By: >>498708357 >>498708859

can bear claws break poise/are they good? I want to make a bear character with the spell and the claws

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:52:27 No.498708357 Report

Quoted By: >>498710237

>>498708287
they can't break poise, they are not good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:57:53 No.498708859 Report

Quoted By: >>498710237

>>498708287
Can't break poise, just ignoring the damage and slapping them while they're attacking me is my main defence against bear claws

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:58:37 No.498708936 Report

Quoted By: >>498709008 >>498709184

fc tonight or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:58:38 No.498708938 Report

Quoted By:

>>498707938
I don't know if it's count as rape at that point but yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 01:59:24 No.498709008 Report

Quoted By:

>>498708936
I'm up for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:00:32 No.498709128 Report

Quoted By: >>498711004

That is too much damage!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:01:18 No.498709184 Report

Quoted By: >>498709305

>>498708936
Why do you keep posting warhammer 3 characters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:02:29 No.498709305 Report

Quoted By: >>498709447

>>498709184
because I love sluts

here is a dark souls 2 slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:03:49 No.498709447 Report

Quoted By: >>498709570

>>498709305
Katarin isn't a slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:05:05 No.498709565 Report

Quoted By: >>498709797

>>498707326
I dont understand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:05:08 No.498709570 Report

Quoted By: >>498710385

>>498709447
yeah, sure...

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:07:51 No.498709797 Report

Quoted By: >>498709910 >>498710240

>>498709565
You can't really know when you're going to die, even if you know there's a certain point in time where you'll die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:09:00 No.498709910 Report

Quoted By: >>498712286

>>498709797
Still not really making sense

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:12:45 No.498710237 Report

Quoted By: >>498710359

>>498708859
>>498708357
cheers
ima go shoot myself now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:12:49 No.498710240 Report

Quoted By: >>498712286

>>498709797
Like as in I wouldn't know the very last second?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:14:13 No.498710359 Report

Quoted By:

>>498710237
But anon, you forget that it's fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:14:30 No.498710385 Report

Quoted By:

>>498709570
gooning

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:16:33 No.498710571 Report

Quoted By:

godrick is the fabius bile of elden ring

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:20:26 No.498710924 Report

Quoted By: >>498710950 >>498710986 >>498711902

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:20:48 No.498710950 Report

Quoted By: >>498711153

>>498710924
post feet and i shall join

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:21:06 No.498710986 Report

Quoted By: >>498711230

>>498710924
gimme a minute, I need to pee first

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:21:17 No.498711004 Report

Quoted By:

>>498709128
How can a Type B pussy withstand that damage?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:23:04 No.498711153 Report

Quoted By: >>498712071

>>498710950

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:23:50 No.498711230 Report

Quoted By: >>498711403

>>498710986
I'm not making the joke again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:25:35 No.498711403 Report

Quoted By:

>>498711230
what joke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:25:59 No.498711447 Report

Quoted By:

>>498707938
Homosexuality is a sin, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:30:57 No.498711902 Report

Quoted By:

>>498710924
2/4

we can duel if none of these losers want to join

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:33:14 No.498712071 Report

Quoted By: >>498712270

>>498711153
>lionel
Didn't expect plump sort

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:35:20 No.498712270 Report

Quoted By:

>>498712071
There's two different versions, one is slim and just normal plated leggings

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:35:29 No.498712286 Report

Quoted By: >>498712528

>>498709910
>>498710240
If you do at all. What I mean is, if I told you that in a month you would be in the kind of dire situation where you'd be raped to death because everyone there would die anyway (like you say would be how you want it to happen,) that doesn't mean you'll be invulnerable for the next month. You could still get in an accident or sick or whatever else kills people every day. "We are all in danger at all times because our death exists."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:38:12 No.498712528 Report

Quoted By: >>498718054

>>498712286
So what's your point? That the sooner it happens the better? Like yeah I already know that already and have talked about how obviously the main problem is that I don't want to die, but the longer that it takes for that to happen the more chances that there are for me to die in a way that I don't want

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:39:56 No.498712687 Report

Quoted By:

>>498666319
>muh pvp community
who fucking cares, souls pvpers are fucking retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:40:03 No.498712695 Report

Quoted By:

2/4? Anyone else wanna join?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:42:50 No.498712957 Report

Quoted By:

if femanon posts her girlfeets we'll prob get a 6man going on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:46:22 No.498713306 Report

Quoted By: >>498713343

0-3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:46:55 No.498713343 Report

Quoted By:

>>498713306
hey, I'm not counting...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:47:54 No.498713445 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck you you ducked

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 02:49:44 No.498713591 Report

Quoted By:

1-4 let's gooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:07:58 No.498715339 Report

Quoted By:

>>498666319
His recent video "playing as intended" or whatever was super good and he not only has fun but has some great invasions in there. Sure he can't keep playing the same game for 3 straight years, but I don't think he's mindbroken by it.

>>498681325
Nah I like that the guard counter follow up is apart of it. It makes you use certain weapons totally differently, like the Smithscript Cirque

>>498688625
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:19:34 No.498716428 Report

Quoted By: >>498716567

I lost 10 times

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:20:54 No.498716551 Report

Quoted By: >>498717032

>>498688445
not if it's by all of these:
>>498601041

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:21:03 No.498716567 Report

Quoted By: >>498716992

>>498716428
better luck next time!

is your character's name a reference to something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:25:56 No.498716992 Report

Quoted By:

>>498716567
No its just fantasy name I use for everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:26:33 No.498717032 Report

Quoted By:

>>498716551
imagine marika's ass on your face while melina is deepthroating you as much as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:34:01 No.498717735 Report

Quoted By:

imagine ergy femanon girlfeets in your face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:34:37 No.498717796 Report

Quoted By: >>498937315

I recently came up with the idea of rerolling my character and pumping everything (or almost everything) into int or faith before moving to NG+.
>keeps the game difficult
>allows me to experiment with stuff I don't typically use
>prevents overleveling, because we rake in a ton of runes on NG+

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:34:37 No.498717798 Report

Quoted By: >>498717883

imagine dragons - radioactive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:35:32 No.498717883 Report

Quoted By:

>>498717798
that's kind of funny

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:37:15 No.498718054 Report

Quoted By: >>498719105 >>498720751

>>498712528
That wanting it to happen but only if you know about it beforehand doesn't mean much since there's plenty of ways you could die before that situation unfolds, whether you know about it in advance or not. Basically, just because you know you're going to die and that something can and will kill you when it happens doesn't mean something else won't happen first. So even if you know in advance that a situation will turn deadly and you'll be raped to death when that time comes, you won't know for sure that is how you'll die until it's already happening, cause you could die at any time before that anyway. Someone could promise to kill me in 60 years with a gunshot to the head, but that doesn't mean it's how I'm going to die.

My question is, if you learned that you were going to be in a situation where you'd be raped to death, would you go anyway? Like if you knew a cruise would end with the ship sinking out at sea away from rescue and everyone would die, and someone would rape you to death, would you go or hold off and hope it happens at some point further down the road?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:38:05 No.498718130 Report

Quoted By: >>498718352

good night /erg/, and good night sweetie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:40:37 No.498718352 Report

Quoted By:

>>498718130
Kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:43:49 No.498718647 Report

Quoted By: >>498720795

>>498707345
*thinks fast*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 03:48:56 No.498719105 Report

Quoted By: >>498740506

>>498718054
Okay, but idk ehat that means

I'd rather live forever, so I'd probably avoid it if i could, but if you had a gun to my head (lmao) and I had to in that moment choose between that or something else, I'd choose that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 04:08:04 No.498720751 Report

Quoted By:

>>498718054
And before you say "Okay but you won't live forever", yeah I know, I dont have a plan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 04:08:49 No.498720795 Report

Quoted By:

>>498718647
I like how after it they just heal and stare

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 04:45:21 No.498723868 Report

Quoted By: >>498724290

What arbitrary level am I supposed to be in order to effcee? I've never done PvP before

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 04:50:58 No.498724290 Report

Quoted By: >>498726851

>>498723868
Whatever you want really, floating around 150
I know one person is like 130, another is like 173 and anywhere around there's but also like who cares? It's fun no matter what

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 05:24:16 No.498726851 Report

Quoted By: >>498727034 >>498727137

>>498724290
I can't figure out how to join it so I will go back to my new level 45 character

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 05:26:33 No.498727034 Report

Quoted By: >>498728175

>>498726851
Do you want me to explain/show you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 05:27:57 No.498727137 Report

Quoted By:

>>498726851
Like it's not open right now, but I could show you and like we could rither duel a bit or like for later I can show you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 05:42:21 No.498728175 Report

Quoted By: >>498728292 >>498728370

>>498727034
Maybe..............

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 05:43:53 No.498728292 Report

Quoted By:

>>498728175
Oki gimme a bit to launch game and screenshots stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 05:45:04 No.498728370 Report

Quoted By: >>498729072

>>498728175
First, do you already know the entire map/like havr you beat thw game? There's 3 locatiosn you have to go to to activate and I want to male sure I don't spoil if they're ones you haven't gotten to yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 05:55:15 No.498729072 Report

Quoted By: >>498729556

>>498728370
I finished the game twice and DLC once and started a 3rd character because the DLC sucks and I don't want to play it again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 06:01:42 No.498729556 Report

Quoted By:

>>498729072
Okay, so like there's these three colleseums on the map. You can go to them, open the doors (the caelid one I think you have to like do the challenge in front of it first, I don't remember, maybe not)
Once you open the door, you can go inside and activate it, you don't have to lime start it through there though
Once you have all 3 active (or just 1, but you really want all 3) you can use like that statue next to the Roundtable hold table to the right to join arena games.
There's different settings to change like different lobbies that people form and different game modes and such, and you can set a pass word. So it's not like a club club, it's just called fight club and lime so whenever we do it we start up a lobby for a bit using the password erg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 06:04:26 No.498729772 Report

Quoted By:

....
I dont think I want to

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 06:11:01 No.498730223 Report

Quoted By: >>498735768

FROM is working on Sekiro 2 and it will be about westerners invading Grorious Nippon. Elden Ring 2 never ever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 07:31:55 No.498735715 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 07:32:02 No.498735721 Report

Quoted By:

My game just epdated

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 07:32:42 No.498735768 Report

Quoted By: >>498736876

>>498730223
Why can't i side eith the westerners?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 07:34:58 No.498735913 Report

Quoted By: >>498736124

>>498689903
nice, but all I said was I was done for that day (hence "currently") and unsure about Thu/Fri time slot. Will post here when I'm on, usually 1pm EST and later, tho activity is sometimes better after 4pm EST.

Any other anons interested in PS FC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 07:38:14 No.498736124 Report

Quoted By:

>>498735913
this will be awkward if console meant xbox originally

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 07:50:44 No.498736876 Report

Quoted By:

>>498735768
JP ONRY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 08:25:29 No.498738927 Report

Quoted By: >>498739671

>elden ring
>update queued
whaaaaaaat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 08:39:30 No.498739671 Report

Quoted By: >>498740034 >>498740050 >>498741805

>>498738927
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116

it's nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 08:46:23 No.498740034 Report

Quoted By:

>>498739671
sit on my face mommy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 08:46:37 No.498740050 Report

Quoted By:

>>498739671
SMACK!

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 08:54:21 No.498740506 Report

Quoted By: >>498762703 >>498763016

>>498719105
What I mean is, how far in advance do you need to know it's going to happen before you accept it and prepare yourself rather than avoid/prevent it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 09:16:45 No.498741805 Report

Quoted By: >>498741991 >>498742082

>>498739671
>erg
>"it's nothing"
>dsg
>having a mental breakdown because they cant abuse an exploit anymore
funny stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 09:19:40 No.498741975 Report

Quoted By: >>498747457

Is it true that there is still an undiscovered secret in the Elden Ring dlc? It has to do with the very weird Bondstone people don’t know the actual use for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 09:19:54 No.498741991 Report

Quoted By:

>>498741805
/dsg/ is made out of bullies and insane children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 09:21:31 No.498742082 Report

Quoted By: >>498742595 >>498769103

>>498741805
now I'm curious, what was the exploit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 09:30:53 No.498742595 Report

Quoted By: >>498742741

>>498742082
the grafted glitch. it's a glitch where if you use the grafted greatsword aow and quit out the game and load back in you will keep the additional stat buffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 09:33:34 No.498742741 Report

Quoted By:

>>498742595
huh, alright

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 10:50:34 No.498746909 Report

Quoted By: >>498747857 >>498843112

>O Greater Will, hear my voice. I am the recusant Bernahl, inheritor of my brother's will, and you will fall to my blade.
We refuse to become your pawns. Consider this fair warning.
Ick. He went from chad to chud in one sentence

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 10:57:23 No.498747337 Report

Quoted By: >>498759489

>>498657613
We have a confirmed femoid in heat in this very general

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 10:59:15 No.498747457 Report

Quoted By:

>>498741975
Bondstone is used to make sprites explodes and no, there are no secrets becayse the entirety of the game is datamined

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:05:54 No.498747857 Report

Quoted By: >>498747930

>>498746909
who the fuck is his brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:07:09 No.498747930 Report

Quoted By: >>498748317

>>498747857
Rykard. Duh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:13:19 No.498748317 Report

Quoted By: >>498748789

>>498747930

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:20:14 No.498748789 Report

Quoted By:

>>498748317
He says it after you kill Rykard + all that gear he's decked out in and has the blasphemous claw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:31:11 No.498749427 Report

Quoted By: >>498749457

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:31:40 No.498749457 Report

Quoted By: >>498749497

>>498749427
who's that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:32:22 No.498749497 Report

Quoted By:

>>498749457
Oh shit, wrong general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:51:45 No.498750790 Report

Quoted By:

is there a greatsword that has horizontal two-handed light attacks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:56:32 No.498751103 Report

Quoted By: >>498751215 >>498751308 >>498751772

Why did Rykard feed himself to a snake, again? Why did he even want to tear down the Golden Order in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:58:03 No.498751210 Report

Quoted By:

>>498624902
>No way to get their sick ass ghost cape
A man can dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:58:04 No.498751215 Report

Quoted By:

>>498751103
To become a living blasphemy.
Because Marika stole his dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 11:59:34 No.498751308 Report

Quoted By:

>>498751103
Emboldened by the flame of ambition.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 12:06:27 No.498751772 Report

Quoted By:

>>498751103
>Why did Rykard feed himself to a snake, again?
power

>Why did he even want to tear down the Golden Order in the first place?
gods are bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 12:34:54 No.498753652 Report

Quoted By:

i'm sorry tripfag but resident hole is taken, she pegs volound

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 12:38:35 No.498753924 Report

Quoted By: >>498754467 >>498756273

If you stop simping for her, she'll become starved for attention and post again. Women are retarded like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 12:46:32 No.498754467 Report

Quoted By:

>>498753924
if she were a normal woman you'd be right, but she's pretty weird so I don't think she'd care all that much

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:00:50 No.498755605 Report

Quoted By:

most dogshit patch in history of patches

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:10:07 No.498756273 Report

Quoted By: >>498756826

>>498753924
But I have fallen in love with her mouth. I can't just ignore her like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:16:55 No.498756826 Report

Quoted By: >>498757229

>>498756273
Do like I did. Get a gf and then get a waifu because 3D will never be as good as 2D.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:21:56 No.498757229 Report

Quoted By: >>498757329 >>498758682

>>498756826
I can't get a gf, I am an autistic retard and where I live only turbonormie women exist. It's not like America where you can find autistic retard girls. Here they all want to go on yachts and drink mojitos on the beach and buy iphones and think that everything remotely related to computers except instagram is childish nerd shit.
As such I am forced to lust after foreign autistic retard girls online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:23:08 No.498757329 Report

Quoted By: >>498757454

>>498757229
do you live on the fucking balearic islands or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:24:58 No.498757454 Report

Quoted By: >>498757701

>>498757329
No, southern Europe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:28:08 No.498757701 Report

Quoted By:

>>498757454
croatia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:40:39 No.498758682 Report

Quoted By: >>498759089 >>498759368

>>498757229
I have a normie gf anon. I've dated and autistic retard before and it's honestly terrible, since they're insecure as hell. An insecure girl is exhausting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:46:07 No.498759089 Report

Quoted By:

>>498758682
normies eunt domus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:46:35 No.498759139 Report

Quoted By:

What are the weapons / builds that feel the most distinct? I want a unique experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:49:00 No.498759368 Report

Quoted By: >>498759484 >>498759640

>>498758682
I want an autistic retard gf that's insecure and obsessed with me and constantly pesters me with her bullshit until I block her number and she has a mental breakdown so I unblock her and she becomes even more insecure and obsessed with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:50:23 No.498759484 Report

Quoted By:

>>498759368
That's because you're horny and lonely, but hey, it's your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:50:27 No.498759489 Report

Quoted By: >>498759827

>>498747337
this may look hot and pluggable, but honestly but her hair looks sickly, her face malnourished (she's trying to hide it with makeup), and you can bet she has like 2 bags under each eye, and has that aggressive crazy+drug abusing look in her eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:52:06 No.498759640 Report

Quoted By:

>>498759368
She won't be obsessed with you at all, she'll be obsessed with not being alone. Recognize the difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:54:00 No.498759827 Report

Quoted By:

>>498759489
and fuck, if you look closer her tongue is yellowish and unwashed, ew
yeah, wouldn't stick it in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 13:58:37 No.498760195 Report

Quoted By: >>498760504 >>498760534 >>498760928 >>498760945 >>498761587 >>498768320

Enough with this bullshit. Here's mermaidtard, known shitposter on twg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:02:16 No.498760504 Report

Quoted By:

>>498760195
I can tell she has just a hint of a third 21st chromosome

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:02:37 No.498760534 Report

Quoted By:

>>498760195
how do you know that's her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:07:12 No.498760928 Report

Quoted By:

>>498760195
ehhhh
about a 5/10 (average, not bad), and if she's pleasant company that jumps up to 7 or 8, but looks wise i don't know why you're posting average 3D here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:07:23 No.498760945 Report

Quoted By:

>>498760195
>176x176
yea i call bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:15:11 No.498761587 Report

Quoted By:

>>498760195
She looks like a dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:23:55 No.498762441 Report

Quoted By: >>498762685 >>498762974 >>498768932 >>498771946

Are incantations supposed to suck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:26:14 No.498762685 Report

Quoted By:

>>498762441
no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:26:25 No.498762703 Report

Quoted By:

>>498740506
I don't know
Maybe a year or two? Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:29:22 No.498762974 Report

Quoted By:

>>498762441
No, but they're harder to use and build around than sorceries on average.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:29:43 No.498763016 Report

Quoted By: >>498806045

>>498740506
I don't know
Maybe a couple years? Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:30:30 No.498763093 Report

Quoted By: >>498763217 >>498763915

>try antspur rapier on rellana
>take her down to half health without inflicting rot
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:31:47 No.498763217 Report

Quoted By:

>>498763093
Just throw 1 hefty rot pot lol.
Or use Scarlet Flower Blooms Twice 2 times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:39:03 No.498763915 Report

Quoted By: >>498764046

>>498763093
Wouldn't arcane effect it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:40:34 No.498764046 Report

Quoted By: >>498764147

>>498763915
>effect
and no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:41:40 No.498764147 Report

Quoted By:

>>498764046
Sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 14:51:08 No.498765008 Report

Quoted By: >>498766069 >>498767898 >>498771127

Can good morning fcs be a thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 15:02:12 No.498766069 Report

Quoted By: >>498769025

>>498765008
nope, weekend evenings only

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 15:20:41 No.498767898 Report

Quoted By:

>>498765008
They used to be almost all day every day on the golden era of FCs... on previous year's summer... all these good times just gone...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 15:24:59 No.498768320 Report

Quoted By:

>>498760195
Why is she so smug

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 15:25:22 No.498768364 Report

Quoted By: >>498771946

>>498630741
Diallos is how 90% of people would behave in a setting like Elden Ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 15:31:22 No.498768932 Report

Quoted By: >>498775025 >>498849723

>>498762441
Everything that's not L2 is supposed to suck, that's how slurm works

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 15:32:23 No.498769025 Report

Quoted By:

>>498766069
How am I supposed to join if I work every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 15:33:16 No.498769103 Report

Quoted By:

>>498742082
messmer got to fuck this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 15:53:36 No.498771127 Report

Quoted By:

>>498765008
ask dsg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:02:08 No.498771946 Report

Quoted By:

>>498762441
No they're really good but like the other anon said they're a bit harder to use effectively when compared to sorceries

>>498768364
For real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:17:46 No.498773517 Report

Quoted By: >>498774289 >>498783728

Why the fuck is Morgott harder to parry than Malenia? I can parry Malenia so hard she just gives up and does waterfowl at 100% hp but Morgott? I'll parry the exact same move the exact same way four different times and it's a dice roll whether I get the parry or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:25:49 No.498774289 Report

Quoted By: >>498774528

>>498773517
a gimmick is a gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:28:11 No.498774528 Report

Quoted By: >>498783728

>>498774289
Yeah well pressing nothing but roll and r1 is fucking boring even if it is objectively the safest and most effective way to fight bosses

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:28:54 No.498774594 Report

Quoted By: >>498776978

felt cute might delete later

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:33:27 No.498775025 Report

Quoted By: >>498775112

>>498768932
Regular movesets were buffed quite a bit.
Dual Colossal is strong as fuck now, and it was already good before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:34:12 No.498775112 Report

Quoted By: >>498775570

>>498775025
>Regular movesets were buffed quite a bit.
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:38:42 No.498775570 Report

Quoted By: >>498775801

>>498775112
What's so funny about it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:40:52 No.498775801 Report

Quoted By: >>498776582

>>498775570
It's a funny joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:48:29 No.498776582 Report

Quoted By:

>>498775801
Not all of them, but quite a few did.
Great Spears after the R2 speed buffs feel great to use, shame about the regular ones being forever garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:52:16 No.498776978 Report

Quoted By:

>>498774594
zwei newfren anon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:52:31 No.498777003 Report

Quoted By: >>498777342 >>498777459 >>498777883

>New patch notes are just "lol we fixed some shit or something"
How long does this game have left? They're just going to leave everything as it is and it will die within a week won't it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:55:31 No.498777342 Report

Quoted By: >>498778343 >>498791732 >>498791814

>>498777003
The player retention after the DLC says everything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 16:56:33 No.498777459 Report

Quoted By:

>>498777003
what a sad state of affairs...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:00:20 No.498777883 Report

Quoted By:

>>498777003
We have 1(One) more patch until they abandon us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:04:22 No.498778343 Report

Quoted By: >>498778478 >>498778562 >>498778862 >>498778876 >>498779162 >>498780783 >>498782074 >>498782195 >>498785717 >>498791470

>>498777342
What is that hideous creature at the bottom of the video? Do people who play this look like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:05:42 No.498778478 Report

Quoted By: >>498778551

>>498778343
Yeah, that's me actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:06:15 No.498778551 Report

Quoted By: >>498781937

>>498778478
Consider suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:06:19 No.498778562 Report

Quoted By: >>498778862 >>498779162 >>498781937 >>498782074

>>498778343
Unironic pvp metatrannies look like that yes, either that or a tranny. This is not a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:09:08 No.498778862 Report

Quoted By:

>>498778343
>>498778562
You've never seen a dwarf?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:09:14 No.498778876 Report

Quoted By:

>>498778343
I recognized him because of this video https://youtu.be/1zmqSFvOrRo?si=KlVmVcxFfUZVJjDx&t=922 (You can jump a bit ahead to see his face) he's some fat fuck who invades and eats while streaming and he sounds extremely obnoxious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:11:47 No.498779162 Report

Quoted By:

>>498778343
>>498778562
Exactly this. Whiff punish ninjas all are a pest. There's some good things that come with this game dying so quickly after all...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:25:08 No.498780783 Report

Quoted By: >>498782074

>>498778343
well it's alot better than ds3 players

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:32:27 No.498781620 Report

Quoted By: >>498781756

>/pol/ and schizo hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:33:29 No.498781756 Report

Quoted By:

>>498781620
>/pol/ out of nowhere
They/Them are here...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:34:55 No.498781937 Report

Quoted By:

>>498778562
Bruh if I looked like that I would thoroughly consider moving out of the United States and to the Philippines where I have a shot at something otherwise yea >>498778551

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:36:01 No.498782074 Report

Quoted By: >>498782291 >>498782419

>>498778343
>>498778562
>>498780783
>mfw reminded of what grass looks like
oh no no no no....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:37:01 No.498782195 Report

Quoted By:

>>498778343
Stereotypes exist for a reason, I'm not the best at pvp but I'm good looking, had/have sex often and can go outside not being afraid of people thinking I'm ugly. Feels good knowing that at least I dont look like that guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:37:42 No.498782291 Report

Quoted By: >>498782419

>>498782074
>Gr***
Fucking lmfao I forgot that faggot existed to think xhe actually wanted to be a streamer and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:38:56 No.498782419 Report

Quoted By: >>498782605 >>498782792

>>498782074
>>498782291
Elden Ring?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:40:34 No.498782605 Report

Quoted By: >>498783256 >>498786003 >>498786397 >>498940138

>>498782419
>t. grass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:42:03 No.498782792 Report

Quoted By: >>498783289

>>498782419
lol faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:45:48 No.498783256 Report

Quoted By:

>>498782605
WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:46:06 No.498783289 Report

Quoted By:

>>498782792
>that on-hit effect that happens when he runs through the chainsaw
A Superman game needs to feel like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:47:00 No.498783405 Report

Quoted By:

another zenovis shitshow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:49:29 No.498783728 Report

Quoted By: >>498789850

>>498773517
he has a lot of weird timings on his swings. honestly one of my favorite bosses, most people fight morgott overleveled as fuck but i invite them to try him at like rune level 60 with +12 weapons or so.

>>498774528
roll r1 is definitely not the most effective way to fight bosses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 17:57:36 No.498784631 Report

Quoted By: >>498784951

OK how the FUCK do you play a battlemage. What is a battlemage? I've been trying to figure this out especially remaining at low level 116 but idk if I'm doing something wrong when it comes to invading.
I think what I'm wondering is, what do you have to accept as a player when choosing this style of play? What is something you usually aren't going to have that a Dex/arc or Str/Fth build have? Because I'm so confused, I've got the vig to survive ALOT but as far as setup or output I'm not sure what I should be doing. Max int I can do is 53 and MND 20 because anymore and I start eating into my already 59 vig

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:00:18 No.498784951 Report

Quoted By: >>498785352 >>498785878

>>498784631
It's hard to do a battlemage either faith or int because of how retarded L2s are in this game. You're constantly coping with the fact that you can just do L2 no matter how much little or big int/fth stat is, your L2 will do much more than any of your spells while costing a small fraction of FP and being faster than your spells unless you go for 70 virtual dex which is still slower than L2s

This game is just that dogshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:03:50 No.498785352 Report

Quoted By: >>498785628

>>498784951
I'm the nezzuk guy btw, if you play fcs you would know some people like me here tried it. i know about the gameplay and how nice visuals you can have by playing like this but it's just not good, if you're not 30 times better than the other player you will probably get raped by L2 spam, forced to do pebble spam in response.
Just switch to another game, this game failed as an ARPG, it's all just "HURR DURR UBT MY POWER FANTASY NOOOOO STOP TELLING ME TO NOT SPAM L2 YOU TRANSPHOBIC CHUD"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:06:21 No.498785628 Report

Quoted By: >>498785752

>>498785352
no one cares who you are, save your blogposts for your faggot discord

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:07:06 No.498785717 Report

Quoted By: >>498786397

>>498778343
It's the bearded chud (Homo Chuddicus Barbatus), a very rare subspecies of the Common Chud (Homo Chuddicus), seldom seen in the virtual underbrush (unlike the common chud which is endemic to the clover prairies of the Four-Chans Valley). Thought to be a cryptid until some years ago when expeditions proved it to be an existing subspecies.
The Homo Chuddicus Barbatus shares the short height characteristic of the common chud, but lacks its customary low weight and frail physique, instead possessing a heavy amount of subcutaneous fat along with a much higher presence of facial hair bulbs, trait from which the Barbatus definition derived. The h. c. Barbarus is known as heavily territorial and often engages in open conflict with the common chud and also with Homo Chuddicus Trannicus, hermaphroditic sub-species of the common hud featuring altered genitals and asexual reproduction through parasitic behavior (with Homo Sapiens children), commonly encountered in the more heavily urbanized areas of the Discordia forests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:07:26 No.498785752 Report

Quoted By: >>498786114 >>498786204

>>498785628
Rent free troon, buy a rope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:08:37 No.498785878 Report

Quoted By: >>498786015

>>498784951
I have a few weapons with pebble and thought about phalanx but heard it got nerfed really hard, for Magic AOWs are fairly limited unfortunately usually I just endure+gavel if I'm being chased down by 3 others and it helps but closing matches is hard unless I swith to zwei and then storm stomp them to death

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:09:45 No.498786003 Report

Quoted By:

>>498782605

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:09:52 No.498786015 Report

Quoted By: >>498786203

>>498785878
Yeah the "good" play is to hardswap to zwei and waves of darkness L2 spam which is braindead as fuck and retarded.
This whole game's gameplay is that tbfair, braindead and retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:10:42 No.498786114 Report

Quoted By:

>>498785752
fuck off retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:11:33 No.498786203 Report

Quoted By:

>>498786015
Oh... Bummer.I guess alternatively I go glass cannon for 70 int and do rellana's twin moons and hope not to die. I mean is that fun for people? Just glass cannon gimmick builds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:11:33 No.498786204 Report

Quoted By:

>>498785752
you mentioned troons first lmao, rent free

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:12:52 No.498786357 Report

Quoted By: >>498786597

>2 insta seethe troon replies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:13:14 No.498786397 Report

Quoted By: >>498786480

>>498785717
For reference, here is a prime specimen of the Homo Chuddicus Trannicus, feautring the physical traits of the Homo Chuddicus along with traits typical of aggressive batesian mimicry - the h. c. Trannicus is known to mimic the superficial traits of Homo Sapiens women:
>>498782605

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:13:57 No.498786480 Report

Quoted By: >>498786757

>>498786397
That's not how you do genus and species

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:15:07 No.498786597 Report

Quoted By: >>498787037

>>498786357
>plays a game he doesn't like
>spends time complaining about said game in a general dedicated to discussion of it
>too afraid to reply to posts

you don't value your time + you need to get a job/ another hobby

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:16:46 No.498786757 Report

Quoted By:

>>498786480
He hasn't learned that in highschool yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:17:39 No.498786843 Report

Quoted By: >>498787057 >>498787196 >>498787409

NOBODY likes the game any more, it's shit, the honeymoon phase is over!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:19:36 No.498787037 Report

Quoted By: >>498787229 >>498787453

>>498786597
>let me tell you about how you should do your life based on 3 4chin posts
Lmao this is probably the last thread of this game anyways you retarded troon, i don't want to blogpost but i'm pretty fresh and young and studying with valuable hobbies at 21, you can 41% yourxelf now wannabe le mind reader trannoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:19:45 No.498787057 Report

Quoted By: >>498787107

>>498786843
I like the game, I just don't feel like talking about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:20:17 No.498787107 Report

Quoted By: >>498787196 >>498787282

>>498787057
You think you did but you actually didnt though is the thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:21:06 No.498787196 Report

Quoted By: >>498787314 >>498787409

>>498786843
>>498787107
I like the game!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:21:25 No.498787229 Report

Quoted By:

>>498787037
at least you had the balls to reply to me this time. see you in the next thread faggot. be sure to complain about the game again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:21:57 No.498787282 Report

Quoted By: >>498787440 >>498787530

>>498787107
Sure, whatever you say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:22:15 No.498787314 Report

Quoted By:

>>498787196
NO
NO
NOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:23:03 No.498787409 Report

Quoted By: >>498787523

>>498786843
>>498787196
I like the game too. Its over 2 years old, I don't know what people expect, us to talk about it like we did on launch when it was fresh and new?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:23:15 No.498787440 Report

Quoted By: >>498787568

>>498787282
You like porn, not the game, you're just using the game as a medium for it. That's like saying you love plates when actually you just like the things that is on plates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:23:25 No.498787453 Report

Quoted By:

>>498787037 (Me)
And i used to vehemently love this game, but sometimes you just need some time to realized how dogshit some things are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:24:02 No.498787523 Report

Quoted By:

>>498787409
Extended honeymoon phase.... wow...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:24:06 No.498787530 Report

Quoted By:

>>498787282
Sauce me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:24:31 No.498787568 Report

Quoted By: >>498787689 >>498788334

>>498787440
Actually I think Elden Ring's porn is pretty shit for the most part.
Demon's Souls is still unmatched in that regard due to the kino doujins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:25:38 No.498787689 Report

Quoted By: >>498788243

>>498787568
All porn is bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:30:31 No.498788243 Report

Quoted By: >>498788386 >>498788521

>>498787689
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:31:13 No.498788334 Report

Quoted By:

>>498787568
Demon's souls has some absolutely vile doujins though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:31:40 No.498788386 Report

Quoted By: >>498788525 >>498788591

>>498788243
Yep, it literally rewires your brain to get off to other men pleasuring women. You're turning yourself, neurologically, into a cuckold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:32:45 No.498788521 Report

Quoted By: >>498788681

>>498788243
Yeppers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:32:47 No.498788525 Report

Quoted By: >>498788597

>>498788386
darn, you got me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:33:31 No.498788591 Report

Quoted By:

>>498788386
This is actually true...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:33:35 No.498788597 Report

Quoted By:

>>498788525
I don't care what you do anon, it's just a fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:34:19 No.498788681 Report

Quoted By: >>498788718

>>498788521
nopers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:34:37 No.498788718 Report

Quoted By: >>498788860

>>498788681
Yyyyerp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:35:50 No.498788860 Report

Quoted By:

>>498788718
nnnnnnnah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:39:55 No.498789336 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:40:47 No.498789431 Report

Quoted By: >>498789548 >>498789856

>6 player fc
lol good one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:41:44 No.498789548 Report

Quoted By:

>>498789431
Fuck I meant to do 4

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:43:44 No.498789770 Report

Quoted By: >>498789820 >>498790098 >>498790453 >>498790742 >>498791145

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:44:11 No.498789820 Report

Quoted By:

>>498789770
lol
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:44:28 No.498789850 Report

Quoted By:

>>498783728
>roll r1 is definitely not the most effective way to fight bosses
It's far safer and more effective than going for parries. Parries are high risk low reward and that's a massive issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:44:30 No.498789856 Report

Quoted By:

>>498789431
We almost did it the other day hutbsomeone wasn't paying attention and wouldn't swap over to 6 so we were stuck with 6/4

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:44:35 No.498789864 Report

Quoted By:

/dsg/ - dick sucking general is awfully quiet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:46:52 No.498790098 Report

Quoted By: >>498790525

>>498789770
I don't have time right now, sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:50:01 No.498790453 Report

Quoted By: >>498790662 >>498790757 >>498791247

>>498789770
How are you home at 2:49 on a Thursday? Get a job dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:50:36 No.498790525 Report

Quoted By:

>>498790098
It's okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:51:44 No.498790662 Report

Quoted By: >>498791156

>>498790453
Why are you posting on 4chan at work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:52:32 No.498790742 Report

Quoted By: >>498790945

>>498789770
I can't join, my net is still too unstable from the last time I tried hosting an FC with dsg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:52:39 No.498790757 Report

Quoted By: >>498791156

>>498790453
IT can see your post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:54:11 No.498790945 Report

Quoted By:

>>498790742
Okay...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:55:49 No.498791145 Report

Quoted By: >>498791289

>>498789770
I can't do a fight club in the middle of the afternoon retard-kun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:55:55 No.498791156 Report

Quoted By: >>498791381

>>498790662
>>498790757
Because I'm a contractor and do what I want

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:56:41 No.498791247 Report

Quoted By: >>498791402

>>498790453
Don't you know about timezones retard, There can easily be a EU fc right now if people wanted. Or if we had EU anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:57:00 No.498791289 Report

Quoted By:

>>498791145
Okay...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:57:46 No.498791381 Report

Quoted By:

>>498791156
Oh the prostitute anon is back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:57:56 No.498791402 Report

Quoted By: >>498791608

>>498791247
Anything besides east coast isn't worth mentioning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:58:39 No.498791470 Report

Quoted By: >>498794547

>>498778343
I watch his stream sometimes, he's a cool dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 18:59:47 No.498791608 Report

Quoted By: >>498791729

>>498791402
Weird way to spell west

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:00:49 No.498791729 Report

Quoted By:

>>498791608
>Calliefournia
EWWWWWW
EEWWWWWWWWWWW
EAAUUUUUUGHHHHWWWW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:00:50 No.498791732 Report

Quoted By:

>>498777342
la créature des étas-unis...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:01:36 No.498791814 Report

Quoted By:

>>498777342
El Gnomo encounters anti-fae charm...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:05:45 No.498792256 Report

Quoted By: >>498792613 >>498792701

what's the most country music area of ER

https://youtu.be/1vrEljMfXYo?si=ITSO_RAlZYyY7eF6

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:09:21 No.498792613 Report

Quoted By:

>>498792256
Limgrave, I think.
https://youtu.be/U0PjacHLI9Y?si=LryqiNDF1hyTO-03

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:10:09 No.498792701 Report

Quoted By:

>>498792256
Limgrave is home

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:26:20 No.498794547 Report

Quoted By: >>498794818 >>498802474

>>498791470
>admitting you have parasocial relationships openly
Kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:28:41 No.498794818 Report

Quoted By: >>498797020

>>498794547
>t.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:31:21 No.498795075 Report

Quoted By: >>498802474

Chung Eater

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:48:37 No.498797020 Report

Quoted By: >>498797696

>>498794818
Go outside.
Find a hobby outside of video games
Stop hiding in your room watching others do things like a loser.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:50:19 No.498797207 Report

Quoted By: >>498797538 >>498797696 >>498797927 >>498798190 >>498802474

>>498600924
thrusting swords or heavy thrusting swords?
shield poking or dual wield?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:53:18 No.498797538 Report

Quoted By:

>>498797207
Touhou is so cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:54:44 No.498797696 Report

Quoted By: >>498798034 >>498798515

>>498797020
Get a life
>>498797207
The Great Epee is good but they nerfed shield poking. Stick a spell catalyst in your offhand instead of doing dual wield slop like 90% of the playerbase

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:56:46 No.498797927 Report

Quoted By: >>498798190 >>498798397

>>498797207
Thrusting swords are way better after the continuous nerfs to HTS, the Bloody Helice is still cool though.
Either 2h or poke works best, the Brass shield is great for that now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:57:34 No.498798034 Report

Quoted By: >>498800463

>>498797696
I have a life, I write, I produce music, I paint, and on my downtime play video games. You? You sit behind a screen seeking companionship with someone who is no wiser than your standard gas station attendant. That's sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 19:58:57 No.498798190 Report

Quoted By:

>>498797207
>>498797927
Oh, I forgot to mention the Sword Lance that is a HTS with some Lance moves.
That one is super strong on a STR build.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:00:44 No.498798397 Report

Quoted By:

>>498797927
>continuous nerfs to HTS
what nerfs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:01:43 No.498798515 Report

Quoted By: >>498798618

>>498797696
You can have both dual wielding and casting by using the Carian Sorcery Sword + another rapier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:02:38 No.498798618 Report

Quoted By: >>498798827 >>498845979

>>498798515
dual rapier isn't great without status effects on both rapiers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:04:38 No.498798827 Report

Quoted By: >>498799276 >>498845979

>>498798618
Even with status they're pretty ass now.
Specially now that the 2h talisman exists so there's even less reason to not just 2h a cleanrot sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:08:41 No.498799276 Report

Quoted By: >>498800897

>>498798827
Elden Ring build diversity is soooooooooo good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:19:40 No.498800463 Report

Quoted By:

>>498798034
>I produce music
Let me FTFY
>I make garbage electronic music that no one listens to

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:22:59 No.498800897 Report

Quoted By: >>498800994

>>498799276
It kinda is.
Nothing will ever be as bad as DS3's with straight swords being used by 70% of the playerbase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:23:53 No.498800994 Report

Quoted By: >>498801256 >>498801315 >>498845748

>>498800897
>straight swords
>when everyone used curved swords

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:24:54 No.498801116 Report

Quoted By: >>498880442

Dual Bloody sacred spears or Moghs? Weight is killing me on mohgs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:26:05 No.498801256 Report

Quoted By:

>>498800994
For duels.
But for invasions most preferred ss + parry shield to also fish for one shot ripostes while using one of the most annoying movesets in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:26:29 No.498801315 Report

Quoted By:

>>498800994
Scrubs used straight swords which was about 60% of the player base, then the other percent was curved

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:35:52 No.498802474 Report

Quoted By:

>>498794547
>>498795075
projecting? You know nothing about any anons
>>498797207
HTS + shield or casting tool. Very stylish weapon type

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:39:43 No.498802930 Report

Quoted By:

ergy femanon feet...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:42:19 No.498803220 Report

Quoted By:

>no erdtree's favor +3 in the DLC
this is BULLSHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:44:54 No.498803529 Report

Quoted By:

>get int to 80
>use DMGS
It's really as simple as that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:49:11 No.498804009 Report

Quoted By: >>498804213 >>498804917 >>498805130

just fapped to queen marika the eternal lads

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:50:55 No.498804213 Report

Quoted By: >>498804917

>>498804009
Same, but AI slop of lara croft

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:55:02 No.498804679 Report

Quoted By: >>498804917 >>498806639

For me, it's art of Miquella mating pressing Marika.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:57:07 No.498804917 Report

Quoted By: >>498804993

>>498804009
>>498804213
>>498804679
please leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:57:48 No.498804993 Report

Quoted By:

>>498804917
Nah, I'm here to stay. Go ahead and leave if you don't like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 20:59:05 No.498805130 Report

Quoted By:

>>498804009
good idea

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 21:07:06 No.498806045 Report

Quoted By: >>498810815

Stop arguing about "having a life," it's making me depressed about my own.

>>498763016
Idk, just wondering where the balance is between not wanting to die/avoiding it and knowing in advance so you can be prepared. Like where's the crossover point where you know about it and get prepared rather than take steps to avoid it? Sorry, I don't mean to be annoying about it, I just find it interesting. Hope I wasn't creeping you out asking about when you want it to happen and accepting it and all that, either...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 21:12:11 No.498806639 Report

Quoted By: >>498807679

>>498804679
link?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 21:16:07 No.498807137 Report

Quoted By: >>498813771

I'm extremely comfy and watching lore videos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 21:20:44 No.498807679 Report

Quoted By: >>498808054 >>498815540

>>498806639
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11247558
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11479397

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 21:23:45 No.498808054 Report

Quoted By:

>>498807679
Lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 21:48:25 No.498810815 Report

Quoted By: >>498812903 >>498817842

>>498806045
Oh no I just figured you were trying ro either poke holes in it or planning something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 21:55:04 No.498811523 Report

Quoted By: >>498813497 >>498814463

straight swords could be removed from the game, everyone uses curved swords anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 22:05:52 No.498812621 Report

Quoted By: >>498814449

>get summoned to the haligtree
>feel woefully inadequate
this place is hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 22:08:54 No.498812903 Report

Quoted By: >>498821891

>>498810815
planning what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 22:14:45 No.498813497 Report

Quoted By: >>498814825

>>498811523
I hate curved swords, I hate the movset way too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 22:17:17 No.498813771 Report

Quoted By:

>>498807137
I swear I have the exact same curtains but they're probably just cheap garbage that looks the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 22:23:48 No.498814449 Report

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>>498812621
it's funny how at 150 and 20 skibidis the dlc feels adequate but when you head to the snowfield and other areas you feel inadequate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 22:23:54 No.498814463 Report

Quoted By:

>>498811523
don't talk shit about my wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 22:27:25 No.498814825 Report

Quoted By: >>498817842 >>498821816

>>498813497
I hate the curved greatsword moveset, especially in DS2

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 22:34:57 No.498815540 Report

Quoted By:

>>498807679
mommy...

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 17 Oct 2024 22:58:58 No.498817842 Report

Quoted By:

>>498810815
Nah just curious. And yeah I didn't really appreciate how bad it might look to be asking about that lol. Sorry again, I wasn't trying to needle you.

>>498814825
Same. And they're too damn short

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 23:13:55 No.498819260 Report

Quoted By: >>498819506 >>498821073 >>498821289 >>498827264 >>498834007

Do something worthwhile with your time and read a book

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 23:16:42 No.498819506 Report

Quoted By: >>498834737

>>498819260
I'm watching starcraft

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 23:31:45 No.498821073 Report

Quoted By:

>>498819260
Please give scholar gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 23:33:41 No.498821289 Report

Quoted By:

>>498819260
I can't read...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 23:34:25 No.498821357 Report

Quoted By: >>498822078

is it the cleanrot knight sword or spear that's really rare?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 23:38:38 No.498821816 Report

Quoted By: >>498823630

>>498814825
Anyrhing that is too flowery to the point where I'm not really sure what it'll do in any given button press I dislike

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 23:39:24 No.498821891 Report

Quoted By:

>>498812903
Like a gotcha where he would say "Well okay then post your address here now then. If you really would be fine with it then what's stopping you?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 23:41:13 No.498822078 Report

Quoted By: >>498823630

>>498821357
spear is 1%
sword is 4%
scythe is 2%

according to the wiki meaning these numbers could be madeup bullshit that the retards who run the Fextralife wiki shat out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2024 23:55:51 No.498823630 Report

Quoted By: >>498824406

>>498821816
this is why I dislike milady

>>498822078
shame, I got a sword drop from the first cleanrot knight I killed in elphael and I wanted to brag about it. oh well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:04:01 No.498824406 Report

Quoted By:

>>498823630
I agree!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:07:12 No.498824716 Report

Quoted By: >>498824743 >>498826950

Watching a movie with my gf. Wish I was playing elden ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:07:33 No.498824743 Report

Quoted By:

>>498824716
post hand on her leg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:31:35 No.498826950 Report

Quoted By:

>>498824716
Can you not just break up with her and then date her again after?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:34:58 No.498827264 Report

Quoted By: >>498830390 >>498834737

>>498819260
I am reading a book about vampires wbu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:39:30 No.498827692 Report

Quoted By: >>498827796 >>498827907

>The scarlet butterflies are as the Goddess of Rot's wings. Bereft of a master, they were soothed by Romina, who reached out to them.
How the fuck does this DLC's lore work? You're telling me the entirety of Messmer's crusade happened in between when I killed Malenia and teleported to the Skibidi lands? And how does that timeline even remotely make sense given how Marika was supposedly alive and kicking to see Messmer off on his crusade personally?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:40:25 No.498827796 Report

Quoted By: >>498827907

>>498827692
I think it means because Melina rejected being the Goddess of Rot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:41:36 No.498827907 Report

Quoted By: >>498828982

>>498827692
>>498827796
Malenia!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:53:26 No.498828982 Report

Quoted By: >>498829458

>>498827907
melanie, knife of mikey

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:54:57 No.498829130 Report

Quoted By: >>498832936

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6249713-nund

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 00:58:21 No.498829458 Report

Quoted By:

>>498828982
Mikey needs spankings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:08:10 No.498830390 Report

Quoted By: >>498830474 >>498830592 >>498834737

>>498827264
A history of the conquest of peru. The book by the same author on the conquest of mexico was fantastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:08:56 No.498830474 Report

Quoted By: >>498830592

>>498830390
Trying to read House of Leaves. It's getting really funky now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:10:11 No.498830592 Report

Quoted By: >>498830703

>>498830474
>>498830390
very neat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:11:10 No.498830703 Report

Quoted By: >>498831961

>>498830592
After House of Leaves, I still got the Codex Borgia and Aztec to read, but I saw that Doom video so I got really curious.
House of Leaves is bigger on the inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:24:45 No.498831961 Report

Quoted By: >>498833231

>>498830703
did you get the full colour version?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:35:40 No.498832936 Report

Quoted By:

>>498829130
Idk what's wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:38:43 No.498833231 Report

Quoted By:

>>498831961
No. Only colour I have is blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:47:00 No.498834007 Report

Quoted By: >>498834440

>>498819260
I read too much during university, I hate books now
I just want to play videogames and sleep

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:51:05 No.498834440 Report

Quoted By: >>498834614

>>498834007
>I just want to play videogames and sleep
me too, wish I could sleep forever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:53:04 No.498834614 Report

Quoted By: >>498836385

>>498834440
i cope by crossing the street without looking both ways

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:54:26 No.498834737 Report

Quoted By: >>498835075

>>498827264
Flee by Evan Dara. Is the book you're reading by Montague Summers by any chance?

>>498830390
Nice. Those Pizarro brothers were crazy, huh?

>>498819506
BW or 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 01:58:04 No.498835075 Report

Quoted By: >>498839070

>>498834737
BW you stupid schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:08:34 No.498836091 Report

Quoted By:

>reskinned troll knight sword
>reskinned sleep sword
>reskinned albinauric staff but shittier
>sonaf but it's two swords and shittier
>two ghostflame weapons but they're rancid shit
>another fucking dex/int meme katana but shittier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:11:56 No.498836385 Report

Quoted By:

>>498834614
death (hopefully) soon, brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:22:02 No.498837386 Report

Quoted By:

>still no ergy femanon girlfeets pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:27:36 No.498837905 Report

Quoted By:

erg r u ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:30:04 No.498838109 Report

Quoted By: >>498838521

>level 137, max weapons
>summoned for morgott
I know this is like the 3rd time I'm making a post like this, but w h a t

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:34:12 No.498838521 Report

Quoted By:

>>498838109
I summon people for bosses on my new game+++ thing for fun when I'm getting items I missed or killing time

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:40:10 No.498839070 Report

Quoted By:

>>498835075
BW is the correct answer. What makes you think I'm schizo? You think nobody ever gets abused by their family and anyone who says they did is just schizophrenic? If not, why do you think I am? Because I said the government was involved? Then it's the same question: You think nobody ever gets put on a watchlist and monitored by the feds and anyone who says it is happening to them is just crazy? Or do you think these things happen to people in general but that any individual person you hear saying it happened to them is just crazy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:40:48 No.498839136 Report

Quoted By: >>498840836 >>498861769

Is AC6 funsies if I'm getting tired of Eldie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:59:31 No.498840836 Report

Quoted By:

>>498839136
I didn't like it but most people who like Elden Ring and Dark Osuls thing it's good
I didn't really like the switching out of parts a lot and thought the 3d movement was clunky, but I mightve just not been very good at it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:02:35 No.498841096 Report

Quoted By: >>498842091

should I have more than 5 skibidi levels fighting rellana?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:12:54 No.498842091 Report

Quoted By:

>>498841096
no 5 is enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:24:39 No.498843112 Report

Quoted By:

>>498746909
Bernahl is both a chud and a Chad, and he's also my bro, and my honorable duel-bro in Farum Azula.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:33:20 No.498843839 Report

Quoted By: >>498844338 >>498844395

Is the erg fight club still active?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:38:09 No.498844271 Report

Quoted By: >>498844338

Like, in general? Not much, but we can some nights

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:38:54 No.498844338 Report

Quoted By:

>>498843839
>>498844271

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:39:39 No.498844395 Report

Quoted By:

>>498843839
it never started?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:51:32 No.498845339 Report

Quoted By: >>498845645 >>498849681 >>498857035

>500hrs played
>still took half an hour to kill the Zamor dude on the Weeping Peninsula
Truly, I shall never get good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:55:09 No.498845645 Report

Quoted By:

>>498845339
nobody ever truly is good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:56:18 No.498845748 Report

Quoted By:

>>498800994
did you forget the heavy dark sword era of early ds3?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:59:09 No.498845979 Report

Quoted By: >>498849649

>>498798618
>>498798827
is pure physical dual rapier good at all? i never messed with dual rapiers much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:00:58 No.498846119 Report

Quoted By:

I'm up to Morgott with my level 9 samurai and I still haven't decided what to do with this character

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:15:14 No.498847228 Report

Quoted By: >>498847570

so... fc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:20:31 No.498847570 Report

Quoted By: >>498847813

>>498847228
I wanna

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:24:06 No.498847813 Report

Quoted By:

>>498847570
I wanna die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:50:06 No.498849649 Report

Quoted By:

>>498845979
it's better with status because of the powerstancing moveset

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:50:37 No.498849681 Report

Quoted By:

>>498845339
The trick is to put all of your levels into vigor and endurance, wear the heaviest armor you can fast roll in and use the shield talisman so you can practice playing like the guys who are gud without most of it being loading screens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:51:08 No.498849723 Report

Quoted By:

>>498768932
So that's why they call it El2den Ring...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 05:00:39 No.498850409 Report

Quoted By: >>498850452

no fc tonight...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 05:01:19 No.498850452 Report

Quoted By: >>498850532

>>498850409
I want to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 05:02:22 No.498850532 Report

Quoted By: >>498851172

>>498850452
me too but we need at least two other unfortunate souls in order to have a fight club

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 05:11:53 No.498851172 Report

Quoted By: >>498851493

>>498850532
Sigh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 05:16:37 No.498851493 Report

Quoted By:

>>498851172
whatever shall we do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 05:27:10 No.498852178 Report

Quoted By:

good night /erg/, and good night you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 05:30:22 No.498852403 Report

Quoted By:

'Pill me on the magma whip candlestick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 06:42:22 No.498857035 Report

Quoted By:

>>498845339
Parry
It takes some getting used to but it makes so many enemies a joke
And retards will think you are good at the game too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 07:22:14 No.498859304 Report

Quoted By:

death

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 07:24:10 No.498859403 Report

Quoted By: >>498859641

So pre-patch Elden Ring had implied mpreg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 07:28:28 No.498859641 Report

Quoted By:

>>498859403
woke game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 07:42:41 No.498860405 Report

Quoted By: >>498860946 >>498861868

>Ah yes, massacring civilians and feeding them to animals. The epitome of strength and kindness. Whoever did this is who I want as a consort.
Miquella's brain is more rotted than Malenia's entire body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 07:51:53 No.498860946 Report

Quoted By:

>>498860405
Those are commoners, i.e., not people

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 07:53:19 No.498861019 Report

Quoted By:

Radahn was never a good guy. You have to be a real shithead to get on Morgott's bad side.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:00:21 No.498861427 Report

Quoted By: >>498862389 >>498863831

been thinking of a pyromancer with int/fth
staff of great beyond for magma
GO seal for incants
rellana's swords for the fire tornado
40/52 for rykard and rain of fire
any thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:02:09 No.498861534 Report

Quoted By: >>498862289

Miquella is the stupidest and scariest character in the game. He has so much power yet is a sociopath who thinks 2 + 2 = 5 and 2 + 3 = 4. He sees Radahn and thinks Morgott's stick up his ass is strength. He sees Radahn and sees someone who idolizes Godfrey and kills commoners for fun and is too stupid to remove their corpses from his castles as strong. This is a character so stupid that he's a step away from going on a school shooting or nuking a country as an act of kindness. This is why he is scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:05:51 No.498861769 Report

Quoted By:

>>498839136
Sure, it's pretty damn easy though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:07:45 No.498861868 Report

Quoted By:

>>498860405
>miquella sees nothing wrong with abandoning his people without a single word
>never sends any messages back so they'd swarm mohgwyn dynasty and malenia kill mohg
>they become suicide bombers
>miquella does nothing to stop this
>malenia doesn't either which implies she doesn't think miquella would disprove
miquella akbar

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:14:52 No.498862289 Report

Quoted By: >>498862491

>>498861534
His scariest ability is shoddy resurrections. He can piece together anyone you ask him to, even lost loved ones, but he doesn't have the same eye for their details as he does for Radahn's,and they can come back to life with unsettling inaccuracies only you can notice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:16:46 No.498862389 Report

Quoted By: >>498862916

>>498861427
pve or pvp? If pvp what level range? If pve, go for it, it's very fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:18:41 No.498862491 Report

Quoted By:

>>498862289
Given how stupid he is, I bet Miquella can't tell the difference. That would make him Rennala except even more cuckoo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:22:17 No.498862702 Report

Quoted By:

Show your epic lamenter form builds, erg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:24:36 No.498862827 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crn9a-ihjUw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:25:51 No.498862916 Report

Quoted By: >>498863768

>>498862389
pve into pvp
for pvp it'll probably be 165 to get enough Mind/End

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:39:32 No.498863693 Report

Quoted By: >>498880206

Penetrated Cucksort Fraudahn is proof that the Golden Lineage is superior. He is made in the image of pre-Shattering Radahn. Radahn with his great Rune was felled by Margit, let alone Morgott. Had it been Radahn completely the same as his original body, he'd be one-shot by any player who's reached him. Mohg's body hard-carries him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:40:57 No.498863768 Report

Quoted By: >>498863920

>>498862916
SotGB felt underpowered to me around that level. It softcaps early, but doesn't get much scaling later, so I feel like it doesn't keep up well with sorcery scaling of people who get 80 int at that level

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:42:04 No.498863831 Report

Quoted By:

>>498861427
Just use the staff to cast everything.
Oil + fire tears for giga fire damage.
Offhand the lava staff for more damage.
For weapon I wouldn't recommend those swords, there are plenty of spells that do what it does better.
If you want results use something like a Flaming Strike Great Katana's.
Remember to use the Lava talisman too, and Rakshasa can help if you're going for one shots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 08:43:50 No.498863920 Report

Quoted By:

>>498863768
For me it felt strong enough for duels, but for invasions the lack of burst damage really hurts that build.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 09:42:17 No.498867521 Report

Quoted By: >>498868238

Why do nameless mausoleum ghosts bleed?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 09:53:57 No.498868238 Report

Quoted By:

>>498867521
They're nameless, not bloodless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 10:02:49 No.498868856 Report

Quoted By: >>498868984 >>498870148 >>498886741

DLC has
> great map design
> some good quests and NPCs
> some rare good flavor texts
> color palette that I like
> areas that I like
and then there are: butchered lore, awful final boss, retarded logic to some parts of the story, lazy stuff like ulcerated tree spirits everywhere or jagged peak, copy-pasted bad item descriptions like putrescence stuff, strange weapon class choices (1 weapon in a class for example) that really spoil the experience. What a pity

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 10:04:33 No.498868984 Report

Quoted By:

>>498868856
Ok retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 10:22:07 No.498870148 Report

Quoted By:

>>498868856
>great map design

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 11:35:49 No.498875158 Report

Quoted By: >>498880754

Miquella is not Griffith.

Griffith is successful. He went from mercenary leader to knighted, before losing everything and sacrificing his men, to achieving everything he wants after ascending. There were failed assassination attempts and victories because of outside influence but Griffith was 90% of the time winning and bounced back from his greatest failure better than ever.

Miquella is a complete failure. Everything he's set out to do is either failed or failing. His Fundamentalisms, Unalloyed Gold and other attempts to cure Malenia all failed. His Castle Sol plan to give Godwyn a true death also failed. His entire plan in the Land of Shadows wouldn't have gotten off the ground if the player skipped Radahn or Mohg, and then failed because of the same player who's the sole reason the DLC happened.

Hell, the whole point of the Hill of Swords scene is Griffith doesn't have any attachment to Guts. At best maybe the Casca rapebaby making him attached to Casca. There is no equivalent of Radahn for post-Eclipse Griffith. And beforehand, Griffith still sacrificed the Band of the Hawk, Guts included.

Miquella cannot be Griffith. Miquella makes Chris-chan look like a success at life.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 11:55:07 No.498876497 Report

Quoted By: >>498876964 >>498877107

I miss DS1 when invasions were fair and balanced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:01:39 No.498876964 Report

Quoted By: >>498877973

>>498876497
Did the Large Club and Great Club in DS1 always have this sort of running r1? I thought it was one of those run-and-slam type attacks which they had?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:03:32 No.498877107 Report

Quoted By:

>>498876497
me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:03:59 No.498877131 Report

Quoted By:

Hornsent? Horn sent where?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:14:01 No.498877820 Report

Quoted By: >>498878018 >>498880754

>what if we took the undead clerics in Dark Souls III and made them even worse to fight against?
And that's how the horned shamans were born.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:16:10 No.498877973 Report

Quoted By:

>>498876964
No, he's using a glitch to swap its moveset to that of a rapier. He's also two-handing it in the left hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:16:41 No.498878018 Report

Quoted By: >>498878352

>>498877820
They're still better than the Irithyll Jailers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:20:42 No.498878352 Report

Quoted By: >>498878479

>>498878018
The Jailer are a non-issue unless you have an invader in your world that can take advantage of the debuffs since they're always isolated to their own small sections and by the time you get to the next section the debuff should've already worn off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:22:29 No.498878479 Report

Quoted By:

>>498878352
Not to mention that most enemies in that area have zero poise and die in 2-3 straight sword swings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:46:22 No.498880206 Report

Quoted By:

>>498863693
Slopahn is so pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:49:22 No.498880442 Report

Quoted By: >>498880743

>>498801116
Answer me you fucking faggots I know one of you ugly nerds has used these before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:49:23 No.498880447 Report

Quoted By: >>498881294 >>498883771

What build got the least out of the DLC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:53:13 No.498880743 Report

Quoted By:

>>498880442
I haven't used them....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 12:53:22 No.498880754 Report

Quoted By:

>>498875158
Yeah its almost like trying to compare Elden Ring 1:1 to Berserk is kind of retarded and at best there is simply a lot of visual inspiration.

>>498877820
They are legitimately one of the easiest enemies in the entire DLC. I have never seen someone complain about them before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 13:00:12 No.498881294 Report

Quoted By: >>498883968

>>498880447
I INT barely changed pre and post DLC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 13:33:08 No.498883771 Report

Quoted By:

>>498880447
godskinchads got nothing. Clearly DLC of Marika. DLC of the Erdtree.
Furtive int/arc too...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 13:35:35 No.498883968 Report

Quoted By:

>>498881294
The Star Lined Sword is super cool, and really creative people do cool stuff with Miriams Vanishing. Unfortunately the carian sorcery sword is apparently a huge letdown though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:04:33 No.498886246 Report

Quoted By: >>498886509

A few months ago I invaded for the first and only time, at level 200 after removing points in vigor.
I spawned in Liurnia, by the crab shack, and the host advanced towards me.
I popped two exploding crystal tears, cast a magnificent Placidusax's Ruin, and promptly died.
The host did the dejection emote.
The End.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:07:55 No.498886509 Report

Quoted By:

>>498886246
I respect that. But I would never not sever at the shack

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:10:58 No.498886741 Report

Quoted By:

>>498868856
>> great map design
I also heckin' love miles of empty fucking land that is only made bearable by a horse with just 1 fucking good legacy dungeon that also sucks in multiplayer because of random boundaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:13:39 No.498886987 Report

Quoted By:

>498886741
Why are you so retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:15:28 No.498887139 Report

Quoted By: >>498887161

>just 1 fucking good legacy dungeon
Which one is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:15:47 No.498887161 Report

Quoted By:

>>498887139
Valcano Manor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:17:13 No.498887272 Report

Quoted By: >>498889048 >>498892721

btw I also love the finger ruins, rauh and castle ensis they're so CINEMATIC and BEAUTIFUL, the real reward is SEEING THEM fuck chud souls terrible game everything should be empty with nothing to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:37:36 No.498889048 Report

Quoted By:

>>498887272
is rauh really really empty? Last time I did on foot and it was interesting. Finger ruins are part of a longer, good quest. Map design as in how areas connect is certified kino. Doesn't mean all areas are good. I don't like jagged peak and both Charo's and coast should have been better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:47:31 No.498889932 Report

Quoted By: >>498890153

>Riding with torrent from point a to point b? Certified kino
Incredible

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:50:06 No.498890153 Report

Quoted By: >>498892847

>>498889932
Needing to find a path to a place you see like abyssal woods and area leading to it, Charo's or Rauh base is very fun and a much better map than in the base game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:51:49 No.498890305 Report

Quoted By:

>destroys someone's everlasting soul to get out of being an empyrean
Cold as ice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:55:38 No.498890623 Report

Quoted By: >>498890779 >>498890948

>>498600924
>want to do a new playthrough
>looking through weapons I never used
>get to pick related
>looks cool as hell
>and would be an excuse to do my first Magic run since my first playthrough
>look up how to get it
>Side with Sellen (cringe)
Sad!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:57:16 No.498890779 Report

Quoted By:

>>498890623
>he has morals
Fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 14:59:08 No.498890948 Report

Quoted By: >>498891727

>>498890623
I always side with Sellen solely because of the Eccentric set.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:00:46 No.498891083 Report

Quoted By:

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:06:53 No.498891624 Report

Quoted By: >>498892985

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:08:01 No.498891727 Report

Quoted By:

>>498890948
Armor based off of 16th century german mercenaries? Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:19:33 No.498892721 Report

Quoted By: >>498895013

>>498887272
Ensis is an okay level. Nothing wrong with it, nothing great about it. Rauh is not only not empty, its a phenomenal level that seamlessly integrated interiors and exteriors with that massive structure in the center. It has multiple floors, secrets, and side passages. In fact, I think its the best open world area in the whole game, on par with Caelid or Altus. I think Belurat (if you don't want to count Belurat and Enir-Ilim as one, which is fair) is also one of the best dungeons in the DLC, along with the Shadow Keep. And as a side note, while it can be frustrating trying navigate the open world of the DLC and get access to some of the areas off the beaten path, I love that the DLC really rewards exploration by making certain areas not overtly obvious to get to, but also the fact that scadutree fragments actually reward you with power and defense boosts. I really think From knocked it out of the park with this DLC. I think its performance on PC is one of the worst things about it, and some NPC questlines are pretty convoluted. But on that note, the NPCs are really cool - I love the way they interact with each other, their stories, and of course, the big brawl at the end was fun as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:21:03 No.498892847 Report

Quoted By:

>>498890153
I completely agree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:22:34 No.498892985 Report

Quoted By: >>498893049 >>498893241 >>498893440

>>498891624
Whats the joke here? She didn't break up the leaves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:23:21 No.498893049 Report

Quoted By: >>498894004

>>498892985
She's mad she can't see her boobs on screen I think

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:25:12 No.498893241 Report

Quoted By: >>498894004

>>498892985
Rennala wants boobies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:25:21 No.498893259 Report

Quoted By: >>498893440 >>498894049

I boughted Armored Core 6 and it's funsies... no more Eldie...

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:27:13 No.498893440 Report

Quoted By: >>498894004

>>498892985
That artist's Rennala is violently Marikasexual.

>>498893259
We lost another brother... Rest in peace, Allfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:28:59 No.498893606 Report

Quoted By: >>498893697

How do I stop getting horny when looking at my character and having to stop the game to go touch myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:30:11 No.498893697 Report

Quoted By:

>>498893606
Just masturbate while playing the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:33:23 No.498894004 Report

Quoted By: >>498894049 >>498894571

>>498893049
>>498893241
>>498893440
Wow I am dense as fuck. Thanks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:33:56 No.498894049 Report

Quoted By:

>>498893259
Remember you play a dog in AC6.

>>498894004
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:38:56 No.498894571 Report

Quoted By:

>>498894004
Np lil squishy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:43:12 No.498895013 Report

Quoted By: >>498912901

>>498892721
>Rauh is not only not empty, its a phenomenal level that seamlessly integrated interiors and exteriors with that massive structure in the center
based Rauh enjoyer. I would also like to again give credit to the fantastic fake wall -> Unte -> darklight -> woods sequence.
Darklight is likely the best catacombs dungeon in the game and Jori boss is a great surprise at the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 15:59:36 No.498896575 Report

Quoted By: >>498897112 >>498897361 >>498899654

I hate French.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 16:05:02 No.498897112 Report

Quoted By: >>498897286 >>498897361

>>498896575
I hate women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 16:06:56 No.498897286 Report

Quoted By:

>>498897112
I hate French women.
>oh you put a VLC thing in front of a closed door that's usually opened, along with a "shit's broken yo" in order to close off a dangerous, wet, slippery staircase whose entire lightning is broken?"
>lmao i went in anyway, everything was locked, and i'm stupid enough to come tell you that didn't work lolilol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 16:07:35 No.498897361 Report

Quoted By: >>498897482 >>498898161

>>498896575
>>498897112
If I could ban one group from this general, I would ban coomers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 16:08:55 No.498897482 Report

Quoted By:

>>498897361
Miquella still needs spankings, the little brat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 16:15:27 No.498898161 Report

Quoted By:

>>498897361
Wasn't there some recent study that showed that having rohasms can literally basically give you down syndrome?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 16:28:42 No.498899470 Report

Quoted By:

>the French has spoken

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 16:30:35 No.498899654 Report

Quoted By: >>498908824

>>498896575
Here's my DNA results

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 16:58:29 No.498902424 Report

Quoted By:

Rennala makes a cute french

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 17:42:32 No.498907040 Report

Quoted By: >>498907251 >>498909470

> did a Gaol with a random phantom
> no invasion
what the hell? How? I wish PS was more active. Had to finish invading because of a long series of fogwalls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 17:44:43 No.498907251 Report

Quoted By:

>>498907040
I never use furled fingers because I want fags like you to sit around wasting your time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:00:12 No.498908824 Report

Quoted By: >>498909598

>>498899654
You can't be 93% French.
You are either Gaul, Celt, German, Normand, Italian, or whatever the proto-Spasnish are called (Basque too). But France itself doesn't exist as a DNA profile because it's a melting pot of at least... 6 different people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:02:52 No.498909128 Report

Quoted By: >>498909386 >>498909541 >>498909640 >>498912157 >>498913074

Is Diallos the most forgettable NPC ever? I genuinely forgot he existed for several playthroughs in a row

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:05:05 No.498909386 Report

Quoted By: >>498909560 >>498909640

>>498909128
Corhyn is up there, too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:05:52 No.498909470 Report

Quoted By:

>>498907040
What level?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:06:27 No.498909541 Report

Quoted By:

>>498909128
His armor is trash and the one good thing about his entire questline, his whips, got nerfed beyond uselessness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:06:42 No.498909560 Report

Quoted By:

>>498909386
I'd say Corhyn is more memorable just because he's attached to Goldmask who himself has a really interesting NPC questline

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:07:06 No.498909598 Report

Quoted By: >>498909868

>>498908824
Sure, gauls are celts btw, but the test is just testing for DNA patterns that have been native to France for a long period of time. My mom's side is from Normandy and île-de-france and my dad's side is from southern France, so my best guess is gallo-roman and norman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:07:31 No.498909640 Report

Quoted By: >>498913074

>>498909386
Coryhn is completely forgettable and honestly worthless
>>498909128
Diallos is probably one of the best npcs and it's because he starts as really forgettable and annoying, then he goes whiny, then finally he gets more interesting and then he is redeemed. Like I kinda wish he was a bit more important considering Juno Hoslow is involved somewhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:09:43 No.498909868 Report

Quoted By: >>498910125

>>498909598
>gauls are celts
I'm dead sure they're actually different. Like, all gauls are celts, but not all celts are gauls, if it makes sense, since there are apparently Celts in Ireland, Wales, Bretagne, and also north of Spain, near Saint Jacques de Compostelle.

>just testing for DNA patterns that have been native to France for a long period of time
How the fuck do you know if someone is native of France for a long time? They're testing noble families without an ounce of mutt blood?
Also your mom's not French but a Viking. Full berzerk energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:12:06 No.498910125 Report

Quoted By: >>498910351

>>498909868
Scandinavian genes are actually the minority in normal DNA profiles because of the heavy population of gallo-romans and franks in the region, dummy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:14:04 No.498910351 Report

Quoted By: >>498910531

>>498910125
Gallo-romans aren't people. They're just proto-furries.
>owo belisarius-sama, plz notice me uwu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:15:45 No.498910531 Report

Quoted By: >>498910662

>>498910351
I want to brain you with a morningstar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:16:52 No.498910662 Report

Quoted By: >>498911068

>>498910531
Good luck faggot I have an saber.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:20:53 No.498911068 Report

Quoted By: >>498911196

>>498910662
*shoots you and your foggy sword*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:22:04 No.498911196 Report

Quoted By: >>498911329

>>498911068
It's not a sword, it's a saber, you uncultured swine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:22:54 No.498911294 Report

Quoted By: >>498911640 >>498912243 >>498916489

I talk to myself alot in these generals, it's nice it actually feels like therapy and no one ever knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:23:18 No.498911329 Report

Quoted By: >>498911430

>>498911196
Get mogged by projectiles, caveman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:24:22 No.498911430 Report

Quoted By: >>498911536

>>498911329
Spoken like a true casual with your shitty faith build.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:25:08 No.498911536 Report

Quoted By: >>498911646 >>498911686

>>498911430
I'm all in INT, you lose again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:26:02 No.498911640 Report

Quoted By: >>498911827 >>498912058 >>498916489

>>498911294
I've made full subreddits just talking to myself among 4 different accounts, some got banned unfortunately but I'm assuming others do it so I just keep going. Better than a journal plus if a real person comes on it's nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:26:05 No.498911646 Report

Quoted By: >>498911916

>>498911536
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:26:24 No.498911686 Report

Quoted By:

>>498911536
I put all my points in Lust. You cannot compete.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:27:32 No.498911827 Report

Quoted By:

>>498911640
I think more than 65% of Facebook is fake accounts or duplicate accounts so you're not the only one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:28:26 No.498911916 Report

Quoted By: >>498912163

>>498911646
Seeing a huge chunk of HP taken out by frostbite when you're bonking with the DMGS is pretty nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:29:49 No.498912058 Report

Quoted By: >>498912106 >>498913086

>>498911640
Link to sub?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:30:08 No.498912106 Report

Quoted By:

>>498912058
Who is the sub? Miquella?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:30:31 No.498912157 Report

Quoted By: >>498913074

>>498909128
I love Diallos

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:30:33 No.498912163 Report

Quoted By: >>498912515

>>498911916
>weapons
couldn't be me, I only kept a Waves of Darkness character because that ash looks and sounds great

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:31:18 No.498912243 Report

Quoted By:

>>498911294
I decided to count up the amount over a few threads and atlwast in thise ones I made 20% of the posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:33:46 No.498912515 Report

Quoted By: >>498912714 >>498913202 >>498913341

>>498912163
>waves of gayness
No thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:35:44 No.498912714 Report

Quoted By:

>>498912515
Heeyyayayaahayayayeyaeyeayyae

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:37:30 No.498912901 Report

Quoted By:

>>498895013
Based taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:39:07 No.498913074 Report

Quoted By:

>>498909128
>>498909640
>>498912157
Yeah he's honestly great. He is one of the better Elden Ring NPCs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:39:13 No.498913086 Report

Quoted By:

>>498912058
https://www.reddit.com/r/Horrorbytes/
Dead now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:40:05 No.498913202 Report

Quoted By: >>498916926

>>498912515
>most fun skill in the game
>gay
what. If it wasn't for waves, I wouldn't even upgrade weapons anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 18:41:31 No.498913341 Report

Quoted By: >>498916926

>>498912515
what the fuck bro waves of darkness is one of the coolest ashes in the whole game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:10:49 No.498916489 Report

Quoted By:

>>498911294
>>498911640
this is very concerning

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:13:32 No.498916807 Report

Quoted By:

Velvet sword is useless. The buildup is so low that you just kill everything and every tough enemy just staggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:14:41 No.498916926 Report

Quoted By: >>498917456

>>498913202
>>498913341
Not my fault you have doodoo taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:19:35 No.498917456 Report

Quoted By:

>>498916926
we might diagnose your problem if you tell us what's wrong with it. I think it has the best attack sound effect in the game. Followed probably by bloodboon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:20:51 No.498917615 Report

Quoted By: >>498917873 >>498918401 >>498918648 >>498920012 >>498922578

There is no narrative reason for everyone to be constantly trying to kill you. Why does Miyazaki hate friendly NPCs?

Once you kill Godrick, his troops have literally no reason to attack you.
Radahn's troops *literally* have no reason to attack you, ever.
Raya Lucaria shouldnt be hostile until you trespass inside the Academy.
The Carians shouldnt be hostile once you've beaten Rennala or talked to Ranni.
Etc etc etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:23:07 No.498917873 Report

Quoted By:

>>498917615
lore and gameplay are disconnected, best shown by the phantoms and invasions. It's idiotic you help/fight NPCs as a phantom in their world when you just talked to them in your world

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:28:16 No.498918401 Report

Quoted By:

>>498917615
I thought everyone lost their minds after the elden ring shattered

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:30:33 No.498918648 Report

Quoted By: >>498919324

>>498917615
>There is no narrative reason for everyone to be constantly trying to kill you
You are literally a Tarnished. You're like a mix between a hobo, an untouchable, and a tranny, and everyone hates you on sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:36:53 No.498919324 Report

Quoted By: >>498925106

>>498918648
he's kinda right tho. Stormveil should be friendly under Nepheli's rule

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 19:43:16 No.498920012 Report

Quoted By:

>>498917615
Most enemies in the game are "undead", meaning they mindlessly attack things. It's basically the same as in dark souls, except the lore justification is vaguer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:05:53 No.498922578 Report

Quoted By:

>>498917615
>Radahn's troops *literally* have no reason to attack you, ever.
these guys at least have the excuse of being canonically fight autist psychopaths. Freyja is practically sobbing at the idea that she'd never get to fight you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:07:57 No.498922813 Report

Quoted By: >>498923093 >>498928346

>two-day threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:10:37 No.498923093 Report

Quoted By:

>>498922813
give me something for the pain and let erg die

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:13:20 No.498923393 Report

Quoted By:

Ye dead who yet live

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:16:08 No.498923708 Report

Quoted By:

didn't expect weak thread...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:25:50 No.498924823 Report

Quoted By:

this nigga died in the family guy meme death pose

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:28:27 No.498925106 Report

Quoted By:

>>498919324
Oh, that? Yeah, totally. But I guess devs don't wanna make everyone friendly once you reach ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:28:58 No.498925164 Report

Quoted By: >>498934906

>want to finish up the base game with some DLC weapons
>can't find anything interesting except dryleaf arts

is there a fth/arc weapon that's not super heavy? or maybe fth/dex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:29:07 No.498925180 Report

Quoted By: >>498925923

HOLD OUT GUYS THE NEXT MANGA CHAPTER IS IN FIVE HOURS

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:35:59 No.498925923 Report

Quoted By: >>498927045

>>498925180
>implode the entire lore with the DLC
>"hey guys here's the adaptation that retells the game's events"
I would unironically rather read a manga about Armored Core.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:46:33 No.498927045 Report

Quoted By:

>>498925923
>>"hey guys here's the adaptation that retells the game's events"
that's kind of accurate I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:54:46 No.498927989 Report

Quoted By: >>498939419

I want to kiss a femanon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 20:58:07 No.498928346 Report

Quoted By: >>498929916

>>498922813
Slow threads during the fall are comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 21:12:10 No.498929916 Report

Quoted By:

>>498928346
I'd prefer slow + quality, recent threads had so many garbage posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 21:58:57 No.498934906 Report

Quoted By: >>498935260

>>498925164
nobody? guess I'll use the fire knight greatsword or something...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 22:02:41 No.498935260 Report

Quoted By: >>498935907

>>498934906
Messmer's spear is fun and dex/fth

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 22:09:34 No.498935907 Report

Quoted By: >>498936818

>>498935260
by the time I beat messmer I'll be 99% done with the game, but I might grab it for NG+

also 35 dex is kinda hefty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 22:18:18 No.498936818 Report

Quoted By: >>498940891

>>498935907
then sacred messmer's soldier spear with your favorite ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 22:23:20 No.498937315 Report

Quoted By: >>498939419

>>498717796
Have fun with the envoy trumpets, they're shockingly efficient on faith builds and hilarious to use.

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Fri 18 Oct 2024 22:46:25 No.498939419 Report

Quoted By: >>498942505

>>498927989
Tfw

>>498937315
The longhorn nerf hurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 22:54:20 No.498940138 Report

Quoted By:

>>498782605
>Mfw he look like exactly like my nephew

Holy shit that was one hell of a scare

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 23:02:38 No.498940891 Report

Quoted By:

>>498936818
is it actually good? I'll check it out anyways, I'll put on that ash that queelign drops

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 23:19:11 No.498942505 Report

Quoted By:

>>498939419
fuck off she's mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 23:20:16 No.498942596 Report

Quoted By: >>498944032

>>498601041
>sluts
and nepheli

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 23:23:06 No.498942859 Report

Quoted By:

>>498601041
Muh Lenia is NOT a slut and also NOT short.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 23:34:31 No.498944032 Report

Quoted By:

>>498942596
imagine how hairy she is

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Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 00:03:08 No.498946762 Report

Quoted By: >>498951035 >>498951818

Since people were receptive to my writing it last time, I'll post it here now that it's finished. It's just a short bit about my main problem with SotE.

https://medium.com/@catalogstr33t/skabudi-skibidi-the-dlcs-shitty-ba84fdcf5394

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 00:46:00 No.498951035 Report

Quoted By:

>>498946762
I feel like the whole Scadutree system was only put in for padding rather than difficulty specifically, or else was trying to solve a problem that didn't exist. SOTE is big, but in proportion to Elden Ring it's only about the size of prior games' collective DLCs, that is to say, about 1/4 to 1/3 of the base game. Those DLCs simply started the enemies at close to, but not quite at, endgame scaling, and then progressed normally so they're moderately beyond endgame scaling by the final boss. SOTE could've just done that; first areas are around Mohgwyn/Mountaintops (fitting) and by the final area enemies have maybe 25% more damage and durability (collective effect of health/defense) than in the Haligtree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 00:54:36 No.498951818 Report

Quoted By: >>498951951 >>498952289

>>498946762
>50 levels of VIG (the softcap is 60) and 70 levels in your damage stat of choice (softcap for those is 80).
there are multiple softcaps per stat, but whatever

>runes are the only guaranteed reward for exploration in base Elden Ring since it is highly likely that any given item you find is not relevant for, or even usable by, your build.
this is a big problem in every souls game I've played, and it needs to be talked about more

>That is what SotE fucks up: it intrusively and arbitrarily disrupts the existing power fantasy.
this is a shit take, the DLC is bad because it takes the worst parts of ER (spastic bosses with massive AoE attacks, worthless crafting system, a lack of cohesive narrative) and amplifies it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 00:56:07 No.498951951 Report

Quoted By:

>>498951818
and the next paragraph has you mentioning spastic bosses, lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 00:59:54 No.498952289 Report

Quoted By: >>498952475

>>498951818
>this is a shit take
I don't see how it conflicts with anything you said, or how it's untrue. Unless your argument is that it's not important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 01:01:48 No.498952475 Report

Quoted By: >>498952773

>>498952289
>Unless your argument is that it's not important.
exactly, I think skibidis are a terrible idea, but they're just a small part of why the DLC is bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 01:04:57 No.498952773 Report

Quoted By:

>>498952475
That may be so but this wasn't actually a comprehensive review, that's why it's pretty much entirely focused on the levelling system. Unless you're saying it's so irrelevant I shouldn't have even bothered talking about it which I don't agree with, because it ruins everything that's not a boss fight due to what the skibidi crap does to map exploration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 01:51:56 No.498957063 Report

Quoted By: >>498957505

page 9?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 01:56:30 No.498957505 Report

Quoted By:

>>498957063
It's over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 02:03:58 No.498958204 Report

Quoted By:

>>498958161
>>498958161
>>498958161
>>498958161
>>498958161
>>498958161

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