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/erg/ - Elden Ring General

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:37:02 No.493031171 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>493034925 >>493106329 >>493134618 >>493185040 >>493215127

>Latest patch
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1132

>Main information document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group password
erg

>Touch Bloodstain:
>>492876073

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:37:41 No.493031257 Report

Quoted By: >>493031732 >>493041653

Malenia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:40:22 No.493031537 Report

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Someone make a real thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:41:25 No.493031659 Report

Quoted By: >>493035638

wrong neighborhood lads

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:41:57 No.493031732 Report

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>>493031257
how bad do you think Malenia's room smells

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:47:51 No.493032406 Report

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Miquella.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:48:01 No.493032427 Report

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Prove me wrong: Messmer is the best guitar player of Marika's kids

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:50:24 No.493032689 Report

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Looking at the Scavenger's Curved Sword description and realising sharks exist in Elden Ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:50:32 No.493032704 Report

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Miquella should've been a girl instead of a gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 20:52:59 No.493032982 Report

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I miss Dark Souls 1's splash damage Moonlight Greatsword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:00:35 No.493033895 Report

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>>493032427
The Lands Betweens doesn't have guitars
Also your picture is glitched out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:02:29 No.493034097 Report

Quoted By: >>493034424 >>493034953 >>493058343

The Lands between what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:05:44 No.493034424 Report

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>>493034097

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:10:32 No.493034925 Report

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>>493031171
This loretuber is basically suggesting that Elden Ring is just a DMT trip to heal trauma.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:10:45 No.493034947 Report

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Ive found a speedrun shortcut to the dlc pre-mogh, all you have to do is update nvidia drivers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:10:48 No.493034953 Report

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>>493034097
This entire game is a metaphor for Marika’s vagina

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:11:05 No.493034984 Report

Quoted By: >>493230631

NEED to have sex with dragon lady

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:16:41 No.493035638 Report

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>>493031659
They relaxed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:18:13 No.493035821 Report

Quoted By: >>493036143 >>493036735 >>493074572

Would you support a nerfing of Consort Radahn or would you rather FromSoft just take heed and do better with future bosses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:20:55 No.493036143 Report

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>>493035821
I'd be curious to see if he's made trivial like if his hitboxes matched his animations but I'd rather they keep him shitty if they do end up improving so that yoy can go "See that? Don't do that"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:24:27 No.493036513 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:26:01 No.493036653 Report

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>>493036513
Invaders do that, and then wonder why they're treated like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:26:15 No.493036671 Report

Quoted By: >>493037136

Why are glintstone scientists so similar to evil wizards?

>no sense of right and wrong
>it’s not a matter of could, but should
>all progress demands sacrifice
>sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
>oh-my-science, what have I done

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:26:49 No.493036735 Report

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>>493035821
I want them to nerf everything in the DLC by lowering their scaling and subsequently lowering and modifying Scadutree fragment scaling (I would prefer they just removed the system altogether but they already put it in). I don't care how hard the bosses are but a second upgrade system is blatant filler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:28:45 No.493036938 Report

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>>493036513
get fucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:30:06 No.493037079 Report

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very satisfying ash of war

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:30:36 No.493037136 Report

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>>493036671
Brainlet take.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:33:11 No.493037380 Report

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>>493031732
she smells like dew and flowers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:36:29 No.493037740 Report

Quoted By: >>493037809 >>493038812

>>493037380
Yeah, mildew and those carnivorous rotting meat flowers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:37:14 No.493037809 Report

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>>493037740
Dionea? Nepenthes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:42:26 No.493038376 Report

Quoted By: >>493038612 >>493038989 >>493039480 >>493040198 >>493040356 >>493041054 >>493054218 >>493070781

https://comick.io/comic/elden-ring-distant-tales-between

new Elden Ring gag manga is out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:44:11 No.493038572 Report

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>>493037809

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:44:40 No.493038612 Report

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>>493038376

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:46:22 No.493038812 Report

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>>493037740
wrong and rude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:47:52 No.493038989 Report

Quoted By: >>493039056 >>493069782 >>493069894

>>493038376
we now know that Nepheli canonically doesn't bathe

also this is barely a comedy, might even be canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:48:26 No.493039056 Report

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>>493038989
Nepheli is
CUTE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:52:05 No.493039430 Report

Quoted By: >>493039973

Is there a boss rush mod that lets me make a build entirely from scratch without having to actually go and physically get what I want?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:52:28 No.493039480 Report

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>>493038376
its good too...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:57:00 No.493039973 Report

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>>493039430
>make a build entirely from scratch without having to actually go and physically get what I want?
yeah CE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 21:59:01 No.493040198 Report

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>>493038376
why is Fia thinking of a bear? Is that some meme I missed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:00:26 No.493040356 Report

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>>493038376
Roderika is suprisingly rapeable in this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:03:06 No.493040670 Report

Quoted By: >>493040972 >>493079851

In serious need of a Miquella/Leda mommy shota doujinshi rn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:05:52 No.493040972 Report

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>>493040670
Same. But with spankings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:06:42 No.493041054 Report

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>>493038376
>they turned based prawn man's journey into a Delicious Dungeon spoof
This was so smart, goddamn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:07:53 No.493041181 Report

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>>493040356
word

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:08:40 No.493041268 Report

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>get summoned to rauh as a blueberry
>it's a lone host but he's a complete scrub who is seemingly going through the place for the first time
>his phantom probably died
>I start guiding him
>invader is nowhere
>we spend like 15 minutes to get to the hammer crucible
>the invader is there
This nigger literally sat at the crucible for 10-15 minutes. He was too much of a pussy to even try to harass us as we got there. My fucking God. All that time wasted on camping just to die in 30 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:12:13 No.493041653 Report

Quoted By: >>493049696

>>493031257
HUH? where's this from

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:13:39 No.493041794 Report

Quoted By: >>493043364

is moghwyn palace bird farm the best rune farm for ng? dont care about being overpowered i just get bored quickly with my builds and i dont want to respec constantly to try new builds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:15:37 No.493041993 Report

Quoted By: >>493043529

network fucked or just me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:23:48 No.493042874 Report

Quoted By: >>493044335

Is the death knight longhaft axe good for pvp? Anyone has build you guys can share?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:28:19 No.493043364 Report

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>>493041794
yeah, killing the albinaurics is faster if you have the sacred relic sword

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:29:51 No.493043529 Report

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>>493041993
its tuesday bro, steam maintenance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:32:16 No.493043761 Report

Quoted By: >>493044057 >>493045248

Midra got that cool ass cutscene despite being a completely optional boss hidden away behind like 5 layers of exploration (hidden castle coffin -> catacomb -> bumfuck nowhere in abyss woods) but Rellana got nothing? Not even a voice line? Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:34:58 No.493044057 Report

Quoted By: >>493044218

>>493043761
Take it up to Mike Zaki

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:36:26 No.493044218 Report

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>>493044057
I'm going to send him an electronic mail with my personal computer and ask him how hard it was to pay a random HR harpy 500 dollars to say five (5) lines in a microphone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:37:32 No.493044335 Report

Quoted By: >>493044987

>>493042874
It's a passable invasion tool but it's worthless against anyone even remotely competent. Just use it as a situational swap on a standard STR (with the minimum FTH tax) or STR/FTH build. I personally get 38 FTH for Blessing of the Erdtree, 20 mind for QoL, 55 STR and then as much endurance as I can get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:43:30 No.493044987 Report

Quoted By: >>493046447

>>493044335
Interesting. What weapon would your recommend other than the longhaft axe for the str/fth build?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:44:52 No.493045149 Report

Quoted By: >>493045265

We should have gotten the Basilisk godwyn deathblight eyes as a helmet option where you can deathblight people by looking at them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:45:09 No.493045179 Report

Quoted By: >>493046159

About to give up on Midra NG+7. Genuinely too much HP and a single mistake means death. I can't do this shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:45:52 No.493045248 Report

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>>493043761
>why did the lord of frenzy get more fanfare than a random carian whore out of nowhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:45:56 No.493045265 Report

Quoted By: >>493045364

>>493045149
Too OP imo. Most people would have a hard time countering it in pvp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:46:39 No.493045347 Report

Quoted By: >>493046734 >>493046968 >>493178490

why can't i get any fucking summons here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:46:46 No.493045364 Report

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>>493045265
I know that's why I said it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:54:19 No.493046159 Report

Quoted By: >>493046607

>>493045179
Just stay near him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:56:52 No.493046447 Report

Quoted By: >>493047443

>>493044987
Marika's Hammer for funny ledge memes, it can also be a good general swap if you are quick at hardswapping.
The DK twin axes, these are basically the longhaft axe just superior.
Sword of Damnation is another fun swap option.
Other than that, just pure STR weapons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:58:13 No.493046607 Report

Quoted By: >>493046675

>>493046159
I am, the problem is that the sword swings deal too much damage. I need to use black flame protection + dragoncrest greatshield talisman to not die instantly. 1 single sword swing deals more damage than Messmer's snake combo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:58:53 No.493046675 Report

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>>493046607
dont get hit bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:59:22 No.493046734 Report

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>>493045347
Because 99% of coopers disable the Rykard summon pool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:01:36 No.493046968 Report

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>>493045347
Rykard is one of the most schizophrenic summon pools.
It ranges from anywhere between 50 +9 to 110 +24 and its not consistent at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:05:49 No.493047443 Report

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>>493046447
Ok. I’ll try those weapons out on a different character

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:07:16 No.493047623 Report

Quoted By: >>493047987 >>493048710

how do i stop getting angry every time i get killed by some fucker running halberd + off hand axe? i swear to god it feels like the game decides to start eating my inputs every time i have to fight these faggots and suddenly i can't roll their predictable running attack spam

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:10:24 No.493047987 Report

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>>493047623
you get good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:16:30 No.493048710 Report

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>>493047623
bro your rakshasa? your gugs? your fkgs? your star fist? your pata? your bhb?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:17:40 No.493048840 Report

Quoted By: >>493049041 >>493049112 >>493051390

Is every Numen a Shaman?
Is every Shaman a Numen?
Are only some Shaman Numen?
Are only some Numen Shaman?
Is Marika the only Numen that's a Shaman?
Is Marika the only Shaman that's a Numen?
Is there a definitive answer to any of these questions without the need for "speculation", theories, or headcanon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:19:30 No.493049041 Report

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>>493048840
they didn't think about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:20:10 No.493049112 Report

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>>493048840
>Is there a definitive answer to any of these questions without the need for "speculation", theories, or headcanon?
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:25:22 No.493049696 Report

Quoted By: >>493050145 >>493050869 >>493051215

>>493041653
just a fan-made model created by replacing her texture with her usual skin tone, replacing her prosthetic arm with a mirror of her right arm, and giving her Miquella's eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:29:11 No.493050145 Report

Quoted By: >>493050696 >>493050786

>>493049696
Malenia has a rectangular nose, I just realized

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:34:33 No.493050696 Report

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>>493050145
her nose is very cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:35:20 No.493050786 Report

Quoted By: >>493054801

>>493050145
She noticed it awhile ago and she's very self concious about it
Thanks for bringing it up, you bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:36:11 No.493050869 Report

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>>493049696
ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:39:13 No.493051215 Report

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>>493049696
Is she ugly on purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:41:01 No.493051380 Report

Quoted By: >>493051496 >>493051614 >>493052076

Trying to install CE and I'm very confused. The instructions on the nexus page say to start the game by clicking offline_launcher_put_in_game_folder.bat and I did that but then it says "open the Table"? The fuck does that mean? I downloaded what I think is the Table as instructed but I don't see what file I'm supposed to click on to "open" it. Am I retarded or are these instructions retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:41:09 No.493051390 Report

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>>493048840
well there's ancestral spirit followers and some of them are shamans
so yeah I still don't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:41:59 No.493051496 Report

Quoted By: >>493051686

>>493051380
open CE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:42:27 No.493051548 Report

Quoted By: >>493051781

So I did some maths... I have 80 FTH and 15 ARC. I deal more DPS against Messmer, Rellana, Midra, Romina while using a bleed infused milady over a sacred infused black knigga greathammer. At 15 ARC. Why is bleed so strong? Did they not playtest this game?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:42:58 No.493051614 Report

Quoted By: >>493051686

>>493051380
You are retarded
Open CE, link it to Elden Ring by selecting it on the applications menu, then open the table
Anti cheat must be off right now or it will autoclose when you open cheat engien

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:43:44 No.493051686 Report

Quoted By: >>493051991

>>493051496
>>493051614
Yeah I figured it out. Why the fuck do the instructions never once say "open CheatEngine75.exe"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:44:38 No.493051781 Report

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>>493051548
they throw the balance out of the fucking window to make sure as many people as possible could beat the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:46:31 No.493051991 Report

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>>493051686
Nope never mind I'm still confused as fuck, whatever I don't care I'll just play the game normally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:47:14 No.493052076 Report

Quoted By: >>493052301

>>493051380
You are retarded.
My mom used to play this farming game on Facebook and she installed Cheat Engine by herself to give herself max amounts of grain and chicken, and she didn't even get any malware on her PC. Let that sink in. My 60 year old mom who knows about 20 english words total managed to use CE by herself and you can't. Nigga.
You need to open CE then press the little display icon on the top left to select eldenring.exe, then press the folder icon to its right to select the table

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:49:17 No.493052301 Report

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>>493052076
What you're telling me to do is not even remotely close to what the instructions on nexus tell me to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:49:47 No.493052362 Report

Quoted By: >>493053187

filtered by CE, its over

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:50:43 No.493052484 Report

Quoted By: >>493052658

>/erg/ can't even use cheat engine to cheat their shit
this is a new low...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:52:07 No.493052650 Report

Quoted By: >>493052843

yeah i've been using the darkmoon greatsword and i just now learned that the charged beams do 35 stance damage. i'm literally hitting enemies with the equivalent of a charged heavy from range. that's pretty fucking nutty, no wonder everybody fellates this thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:52:12 No.493052658 Report

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>>493052484
All I want to do is refight bosses without having to go through the entire game all over again. Pretty sad we have to use mods just to add in a feature that was already in one of their previous games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:53:43 No.493052843 Report

Quoted By: >>493054387

>>493052650
Yeah it's pretty disgusting, makes me not want to use it even though I love it. It just makes everything too easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:54:01 No.493052876 Report

Quoted By: >>493053017 >>493053072

One I think I will never understand about From games is why axes don't have innate bleed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:55:14 No.493053017 Report

Quoted By: >>493053307

>>493052876
Why would they? Just because they did in Skyrim?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:55:46 No.493053072 Report

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>>493052876
why don't literally every cutting weapon have innate bleed
why does bleed even exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:56:47 No.493053187 Report

Quoted By: >>493056043

>>493052362
I've downloaded hundreds of mods before without issue. Wanna know how? I followed the instructions on the mod page, just as I tried to do with cheat engine. Why did I fail to follow the instructions on this mod and not the hundreds of others? Could it possibly be that maybe the instructions are just dogshit and seem to operate under the expectation that you're a member of their gay discord?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:57:51 No.493053307 Report

Quoted By: >>493053996

>>493053017
why do katanas?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:01:55 No.493053771 Report

Quoted By: >>493053980 >>493061318 >>493123910

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:03:46 No.493053980 Report

Quoted By: >>493054134 >>493054138

>>493053771
what am I looking at

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:03:54 No.493053996 Report

Quoted By: >>493056029

>>493053307
It's a weapon specifically designed for maximum laceration potential. An axe is basically a blunt instrument with a blade, most of the damage comes from the weight of the thing not the sharp edge itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:04:48 No.493054072 Report

Quoted By: >>493054449

Are the Full/Dark moon sorceries only good as openers / debuffing bosses and unaware people? They’re both otherwise pretty bad / slow and easy to dodge in PvP. As it stands, Comet (either Comet) is way faster and does far more damage per second.

Ranni’s moon synergizes well with a cold mage build, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:05:25 No.493054134 Report

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>>493053980
Kino incarnate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:05:27 No.493054138 Report

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>>493053980
Outer god battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:06:05 No.493054218 Report

Quoted By: >>493054325

>>493038376
>There are now not one but TWO official Elden Ring mangas
>Both are gag mangas
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:07:46 No.493054325 Report

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>>493054218
there's 3 actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:08:13 No.493054384 Report

Quoted By: >>493054742 >>493055479

how do I get the metyr orb helmet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:08:15 No.493054387 Report

Quoted By: >>493054595

>>493052843
I beat the game summoning a +10 mimic tear for half the bosses and spamming moonlight greatsword against them and I thought the game was hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:08:50 No.493054449 Report

Quoted By: >>493056664

>>493054072
You tell me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF1mSl3sR9Q

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:10:21 No.493054595 Report

Quoted By: >>493055563

>>493054387
I guess it doesn't trivialise the game like some other stuff does but it is pretty insane to be able to deal that amount of posture damage from range, most bosses will stagger in 3 beams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:11:51 No.493054742 Report

Quoted By:

>>493054384
Anon... Do you seriously not know about the Metyr ending?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:12:24 No.493054801 Report

Quoted By: >>493055301 >>493056504 >>493058742 >>493061157

>>493050786
>That image
I Know What You Are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:17:31 No.493055301 Report

Quoted By:

>>493054801
Huh?
I dont, what does that mean
It's a month away if the only thing I can think of that you're saying is what you're saying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:19:29 No.493055479 Report

Quoted By: >>493056004

>>493054384
Use Metyr's Cosmic Echo at the altar in the ramparts in the upper level of the cathedral of Manus Metyr, then kill the weird space fingercreeper that spawns behind you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:20:21 No.493055563 Report

Quoted By: >>493055983

>>493054595
Try staggering Consort Radahn with it and see how that goes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:21:00 No.493055640 Report

Quoted By: >>493056187

why does lightning have so many fucking ways to boost its damage why why why why why
>get invaded in luirnia so invaders get a free massive damage boost against me
>starts raining on top of that
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I REFUSE TO CHEAT IN DRAWSTRING GREASE FUCK OFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:25:04 No.493055983 Report

Quoted By:

>>493055563
??? The first time I beat him was on my intelligence build with DMGS. I started off using carian knight sword at first because of how OP DMGS is and I struggled so much that I decided to switch to the DMGS and as soon as I did I beat him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:25:19 No.493056004 Report

Quoted By:

>>493055479
I am so confused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:25:30 No.493056029 Report

Quoted By: >>493056262

>>493053996
this is pure weeb mythology, the katana's curvature is not even close to worth mentioning in regards to increased slashing capaticty.
by this logic the shamshir, a weapon whose curvature was specifically designed to increase its cutting capacity, should have bleed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:25:43 No.493056043 Report

Quoted By: >>493056120

>>493053187
pretty sure you need to be in their discord to have full access to all their shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:26:11 No.493056085 Report

Quoted By: >>493056483 >>493056715 >>493057015 >>493178612

>faithchad
>can throw giant fire balls, fire storm, wind tornado, lightning storms, use Rune of Death blade, fire Serpent, hp draining fire, earthquakes and boulders, transform body parts into a dragon
>intcels
>30 different shades of blue pew pews

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:26:35 No.493056120 Report

Quoted By:

>>493056043
Thanks for confirming I'm better off without that dogshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:27:17 No.493056187 Report

Quoted By:

>>493055640
you can now purchase string and knot resin
just stop being lazy and collect some plants

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:28:06 No.493056262 Report

Quoted By:

>>493056029
Never said it was realistic but that's how katanas are typically portrayed. Just like it's unrealistic to use a sword so big and heavy your character visibly struggles to swing it around. Also yes the shamshir should have bleed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:28:59 No.493056350 Report

Quoted By: >>493056793

The whole of Abyssal Woods, Midra's mansion and Midra himself really remind me of Sekiro for some reason

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:30:05 No.493056483 Report

Quoted By:

>>493056085
Also forgot casting holy light of judgment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:30:17 No.493056504 Report

Quoted By:

>>493054801
What does this mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:30:55 No.493056564 Report

Quoted By:

Does Spear of the Impaler really benefit more from faith than dex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:32:01 No.493056664 Report

Quoted By: >>493056846

>>493054449
>Jerma
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:32:29 No.493056715 Report

Quoted By: >>493099376

>>493056085
I like int simply for the fact that you can put a staff in your right hand and a shield in your left hand and essentially play as a regular knight who can change their weapon at will from straight sword to great sword to hammer to great bow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:32:30 No.493056718 Report

Quoted By: >>493057013 >>493057410 >>493058185 >>493059494 >>493080415

I love the Midra boss fight so much. Everything from the epic music to the atmosphere to the flowy way the boss moves reminds me so much of peak Dark Souls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:33:32 No.493056793 Report

Quoted By: >>493057410

>>493056350
It’s because it reminds you of the Mibu Village area.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:34:00 No.493056846 Report

Quoted By:

>>493056664
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LIKE THINGS! YOU HAVE TO HATE EVERYTHING LIKE I DO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:35:55 No.493057013 Report

Quoted By: >>493057953

>>493056718
I would put him in my top three bosses not just in Fromsoft games but all games period.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:35:56 No.493057015 Report

Quoted By: >>493057508

>>493056085
It's honestly not that bad, at the end of the day both suffer from the good spells kind of overwhelming everything at the top

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:36:08 No.493057035 Report

Quoted By: >>493057568

Forsen didn't like the dlc so neither do I.
Ds4 when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:36:18 No.493057047 Report

Quoted By: >>493057414 >>493057643

>reddit985

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:40:07 No.493057410 Report

Quoted By: >>493058185

>>493056718
He also gets cheesed by parry like a proper DS1 boss lol
>>493056793
True, and also his arena looks like the Butterfly/Owl one fron Sekiro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:40:08 No.493057414 Report

Quoted By:

>>493057047
No no you don't understand. Forsen is just like US he's le hecking based 4chan guy!!11

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:41:13 No.493057508 Report

Quoted By: >>493058391

>>493057015
I understand the dragon breath incantations are very generic but how the fuck are you lumping the rest of the dragon incantations in with them? They're incredibly unique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:41:50 No.493057568 Report

Quoted By: >>493057680

>>493057035
literally who

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:42:43 No.493057643 Report

Quoted By:

>>493057047
I pray I never become this much of a joyless faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:42:59 No.493057680 Report

Quoted By:

>>493057568
Batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:45:30 No.493057953 Report

Quoted By: >>493058032

>>493057013
He's way too mechanically simple for that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:45:43 No.493057976 Report

Quoted By: >>493058237

>I pray I never become this much of a joyless faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:46:25 No.493058032 Report

Quoted By:

>>493057953
No, he's mechanically normal. Every other boss is mechanically overtuned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:47:51 No.493058185 Report

Quoted By: >>493058370 >>493058528 >>493059494

>>493056718
>>493057410
10/10 boss, Midra, Rellana, and Bayle are the only thoughtfully designed bosses in the DLC.
https://youtu.be/iFRtKXap9iU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:48:25 No.493058237 Report

Quoted By:

>>493057976
I think this post is a good example of the joyless faggotry I'm referring to, thank you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:49:26 No.493058343 Report

Quoted By:

>>493034097
yer arsecheeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:49:42 No.493058370 Report

Quoted By: >>493058707

>>493058185
>bayle
>with it's dogshit breath attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:50:00 No.493058391 Report

Quoted By:

>>493057508
I remember the anon that made it said he was stretching some groupings anyway but honestly all dragon spells fall into some other category anyway. The most unique of all of them are probably Dragon Maw and Placidusax's beam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:51:32 No.493058528 Report

Quoted By: >>493058707

>>493058185
I fucking hated Bayle and I don't get the appeal at all. There's only one lock on point on his head so clearly that's what you're intended to focus but if you choose to do that good luck ever finding a single window to attack ever. It's objectively the best strategy to attack his stump leg while locked off which makes the fight feel like dogshit to play because you have to wrestle with the camera the whole time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:53:42 No.493058707 Report

Quoted By: >>493058959

>>493058370
>>493058528
honestly you need to git gud before you can comprehend why it's a brilliant boss

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:54:01 No.493058735 Report

Quoted By: >>493059668

>I think this post is a good example of the joyless faggotry I'm referring to, thank you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:54:12 No.493058742 Report

Quoted By:

>>493054801
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:56:19 No.493058959 Report

Quoted By:

>>493058707
I use mods to resurrect Malenia just so I can fight her again because I find it so fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:58:30 No.493059180 Report

Quoted By: >>493059389 >>493059408 >>493200361

Anons I might have gotten a bit ahead on levels of what I should... So this is my first time playing ER and last fromsoftware I played was maybe 6 years ago.
When I started I went to caelid even before Liurna, and got the golden scarab, the inner jew overtook me and I just didnt take it off until now that I am in the capital, I also did ranni's questline and cleared all undergrounds so I got a LOT of extra runes.

the point is I reached the capital and I am level 155 with a +10 somber weapon, is the difference that big from what I should be? It feels kinda easy, I havent died to a boss since margit in stromveil and one time with mohg because he sucked the life out of me, my Siluria's Tree even using holy attribute cheeses the bosses in like 15 special attack hits.
Did I get that much ahead? why do they put the jew scarab there so early damn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:00:34 No.493059389 Report

Quoted By: >>493059618 >>493060063

>>493059180
they decided to balance the game around the player not exploring shit so its not your fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:00:45 No.493059408 Report

Quoted By: >>493059618

>>493059180
>I am level 155 with a +10 somber weapon,
Jesus christ nigga
You are literally end game level with an end game weapon and you're 40% of the way through the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:01:35 No.493059494 Report

Quoted By: >>493060081

>>493056718
>>493058185
I don't know if I'm overanalyzing it but I love the way the music sort of teases the motif a few times without fully completing it, like you'll hear the first few notes of the melody and then it'll play a wrong note or the music will slip into a bridge until the payoff comes at about 4:30 where you finally get to hear the full melody, incredibly satisfying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:02:34 No.493059618 Report

Quoted By: >>493060063

>>493059389
>>493059408
so the key was to not explore the open world to stay within the expected levels huh... lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:03:05 No.493059668 Report

Quoted By:

>>493058735
Love Rykard, he'd probably watch Jerma too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:07:16 No.493060063 Report

Quoted By: >>493060224

>>493059389
>>493059618
I think it's moreso that they expected players to spend runes on buying consumables and crafting materials but most players ignore them. I played through the game from the beginning once where I spent any runes I had on buying shit and only leveled up if I had some left over and the game felt very well balanced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:07:28 No.493060081 Report

Quoted By: >>493060370

>>493059494
if you listen carefully you'll notice that Fromsoft's composers match the tempo of the score with the movements of the boss. bosses have BPM, midra is an obvious example of that part of the reason why he's so easy to parry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:08:52 No.493060224 Report

Quoted By:

>>493060063
No. They aren't expensive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:10:30 No.493060370 Report

Quoted By:

>>493060081
Probably why Dancing Lion's OST seriously makes the fight feel like it's a dance, the music syncs so well to the boss's attack speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:12:24 No.493060558 Report

Quoted By:

>when you parry malenia so much she throws out waterfowl out of nowhere
I dunno, kinda feels like you're just being a sore loser Malenia...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:13:21 No.493060670 Report

Quoted By:

Roderika too cute.
I'm going to have a hard time having her spank Miquella.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:15:03 No.493060825 Report

Quoted By: >>493061084 >>493061408 >>493107142

>Summon mimic tear
>Summon help
>Golden vow
>Flame grant me strength
>Heavy shield
>Heavy armor
>Great Spear
yup is gaming time in elden ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:17:55 No.493061084 Report

Quoted By:

>>493060825
Brainletkun...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:18:42 No.493061157 Report

Quoted By:

>>493054801
What do you mean by this, what about the image?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:20:18 No.493061293 Report

Quoted By: >>493061567

On taunter's tongue around the continent and I beat four different invaders five times in a row without dying which is a new record for me!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:20:30 No.493061318 Report

Quoted By: >>493061690 >>493062262 >>493062561 >>493062845 >>493130593

>>493053771
Got that kino Destined Death kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:21:11 No.493061408 Report

Quoted By:

>>493060825
This is literally how Miyazaki plays btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:22:42 No.493061567 Report

Quoted By: >>493063214

>>493061293
Was thinking of doing a run through the whole game where I have to keep taunters tongue active at all times, even if I don't fight the invaders it could be fun trying to stealth past them to the boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:23:53 No.493061690 Report

Quoted By: >>493062014

>>493061318
What is your build? I wanna do a destined death build.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:27:25 No.493062014 Report

Quoted By: >>493062121

>>493061690
Black Knife and Destined Death. I also used buckler to parry Midra.
I actually change builds vs every boss (I'm on NG+7 and have 50 STR 50 DEX and 80 FTH/ARC/INT anyway) because I am autismus maximus and in my headcanon I actually control a whole warband of Tarnished who have different purposes and objectives. The Destined Death guy fights Outer Gods and such, I used him for Metyr too, because he seeks arcane truths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:28:24 No.493062121 Report

Quoted By: >>493062614

>>493062014
So your build uses the ash of war a lot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:29:48 No.493062262 Report

Quoted By: >>493062561 >>493062845

>>493061318
just bonk his goofy ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:32:30 No.493062561 Report

Quoted By:

>>493061318
kino
>>493062262
slop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:32:56 No.493062614 Report

Quoted By: >>493062985

>>493062121
I do, also by Destined Death I meant Black Blade incantation. A fun fact about the two is that they synergize very well as they don't share the initial percentage of removed health. Black Blade will grey out a 10% part of the healthbar and Black Knife another. If you use it at the start you remove 20% HP with a single combo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:35:05 No.493062845 Report

Quoted By:

>>493061318
ARYAN SOVLE
>>493062262
dravidian rollslop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:36:19 No.493062985 Report

Quoted By: >>493065007

>>493062614
I never understood the point in greying out health on an enemy that can't heal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:38:30 No.493063214 Report

Quoted By: >>493063649

>>493061567
others may cry about pvp being bad but i sincerely think taunters tongue runs are fantastic fun if you know how to have fun, give it a shot on your next build anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:42:54 No.493063649 Report

Quoted By:

>>493063214
I already like pvp in the first place but im more of an arenafag than an invasionfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:45:45 No.493063917 Report

Quoted By: >>493064293

I never have done pvp because I feel the moment I try it I'm gonna get rekt in 1 second since at this point of the game probably everyone wears super meta builds and I'm out there just with stuff I find fun to play with and definetly could be better

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:47:17 No.493064049 Report

Quoted By: >>493064349 >>493064587

Yooo what's good bluds??? Check out this fire ass gameplay ngl I'm down to boogie with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:48:09 No.493064138 Report

Quoted By: >>493064430 >>493064553 >>493064637 >>493064787

So Midra's story goes:
>he tries to become Lord of Frenzied Flame, led on by Nanaya
>Nanaya IRL is a babylonian goddess, seductress, lover of kings (hierogamy) and then developed a warlike/demonic aspect like the goddess Kali
>much like Shabiri is an ancient jewish demon of blindess
>Nanaya is probably another emissary of the Outer God of Frenzy (the King in Yellow) and seducted/misled Midra to become Lord of Frenzy but he was too weak and failed
>hornsent inquisitors then raided his manse, burnt his archives, ripped his spine out and impaled him with a sword of unalloyed gold to keep the frenzy contained
>Nanaya entreats him to "endure" and stay alive since she knows that eventually you'll come and claim his power and become the real Lord of Frenzy (headcanon)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:49:43 No.493064293 Report

Quoted By:

>>493063917
You have to accept that you're going to get rekt before you get good. Put your ego aside and go in thinking "I don't need to win, I just need to learn"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:50:10 No.493064349 Report

Quoted By: >>493064545 >>493064587

>>493064049
this is why i will never touch the arena. having to fight faggots like these sounds like the least fun i could have in this game. i'd rather just turn on taunter's tongue if i really want to fight somebody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:51:15 No.493064430 Report

Quoted By: >>493065007

>>493064138
I definitely think she deliberately told him to endure specifically to turn him into the Lord of Frenzied Flame. It does seem like prolonged suffering is an important step in that process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:52:25 No.493064545 Report

Quoted By: >>493064704

>>493064349
>taunter's tongue
you're the faggot here though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:52:29 No.493064553 Report

Quoted By: >>493064637 >>493065007

>>493064138
My Korean headcanon is that Nanaya is also the one that tipped off yhr inquisitors to come and do it, because she assertively wanted something similar to Gowry with Millicent, where lik3 using the needle/sword to incubate the Rot/Frenzied Flame somehow makes it stronger somehow like when it's released

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:52:46 No.493064587 Report

Quoted By:

>>493064049
>>493064349
I play arena all the time and I simply don't do this. The majority of players aren't autistic minmaxxers like this so it's pretty rare you run into scenarios like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:53:19 No.493064637 Report

Quoted By:

>>493064138
>>493064553
Or well either tipped them off or otherwise made do with what she had and that that's what the sword did when left for long enough

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:53:55 No.493064704 Report

Quoted By: >>493064813 >>493066471

>>493064545
you're the faggot because you keep lumping me in with taunter's tongue gankers when i just want to get invaded while i'm playing the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:54:43 No.493064787 Report

Quoted By: >>493065007

>>493064138
>ripped his spine out and impaled him with a sword of unalloyed gold to keep the frenzy contained
Dunno where you're getting this part from but everything else seems spot on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:55:00 No.493064813 Report

Quoted By: >>493065056

>>493064704
not really
the fact you made a webm out of a retard doing varre's questline doesnt help your case either

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:56:57 No.493065007 Report

Quoted By: >>493065229 >>493065621

>>493062985
It actually removes the health too, it doesn't just grey it out. So you are effectively doing thousands of damage with just two attacks.
>>493064430
Could be, I understood that he was impaled after trying and failing to become Lord but it could also be that he was impaled by inquisitors just for being interested in the Flame, then he tried to become lord, but Nanaya told him to endure so that the pain and torture could strengthen his resentment and make him more likely to succeed again...
>>493064553
I like this theory
>korean headcanon
Why Korean?
>>493064787
His spine is cradled by Nanaya and he has stitches all over his back. Also the game doesn't state that it's unalloyed gold but it likely is since it keeps outer gods away. Or maybe unalloyed gold was created by Miquella by imitating inquisitor gold, also their sigil is a crossed tree which is also Miquella's emblem

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:57:37 No.493065056 Report

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>>493064813
it was more just pointing out there's a fuckton of people who still don't want to level vigor. so when are you going to stop having a knee jerk reaction to anybody using taunter's tongue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:59:29 No.493065229 Report

Quoted By:

>>493065007
>His spine is cradled by Nanaya
I don't think that's his spine, the description specifically says "small" which tells me it was probably a child's spine, and it also says "in a distant land in an age long past" so I think it's meant to be some literally who's spine as a way to show that people have been attempting to create a Lord of Frenzied Flame for a long time all over the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:03:40 No.493065621 Report

Quoted By:

>>493065007
>Why Korean?
Idk it's just the phrase

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:10:56 No.493066314 Report

Quoted By: >>493066479 >>493066539 >>493066560 >>493179042

wait, you mean to tell me crystal tears are not an one time consumable? I havent used them in my 100 hours of game...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:12:36 No.493066471 Report

Quoted By: >>493066867

>>493064704
NTA, don't be surprised, someone immediately calling you a faggot on usage of TT alone is a clear indication of a player in the completely brainbroken state, you will have to be mindful of this when responding to this and similar fragile-minded anons, their thought processes are quite stunted compared to you or I.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:12:40 No.493066479 Report

Quoted By: >>493067020

>>493066314
nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:13:14 No.493066539 Report

Quoted By: >>493067020 >>493067386

>>493066314
bwo...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:13:22 No.493066560 Report

Quoted By: >>493067020

>>493066314
This is what happens when you don't read tutorials folks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:16:40 No.493066867 Report

Quoted By:

>>493066471
This, invaders have come to associate taunters tongue with overleveled phantoms and entire levels devoid of enemies. Not that I blame them, but it's important to know if you're receiving seethe for mentioning TT it's coming from people who've had experiences like that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:18:20 No.493067020 Report

Quoted By:

>>493066479
>>493066539
>>493066560
I guess... the game will be easier now haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:19:31 No.493067160 Report

Quoted By:

>>493034925
95% of ER loretubers are bumbling retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:20:14 No.493067219 Report

Quoted By: >>493067397 >>493067561 >>493067905 >>493068124 >>493078310

Next person that says headcanon is getting their cock sucked by a mentally ill blond twink.
I hate that phrase do much its unreal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:20:40 No.493067259 Report

Quoted By: >>493067819

>post two webms of him epicly owning the clueless pver retard #41492
yeah people who use tt are faggots, go to the arena (which you won't, since you will have to play against people who actually know how to play) if you want duels

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:22:00 No.493067386 Report

Quoted By: >>493067802

>>493066539
is this some kind of acronym or is it "bro" in baby talk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:22:05 No.493067397 Report

Quoted By:

>>493067219
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:23:31 No.493067561 Report

Quoted By:

>>493067219
HEADCANON HEADCANON HEADCANON GOD PLEASE HEADCANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:25:58 No.493067802 Report

Quoted By:

>>493067386
Lisps are NOT baby talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:26:12 No.493067819 Report

Quoted By: >>493068995

>>493067259
how often do you post webms of you getting killed by another player

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:27:06 No.493067905 Report

Quoted By:

>>493067219
Why?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:28:56 No.493068078 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:29:22 No.493068124 Report

Quoted By:

>>493067219
H E A D C A N O N
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A
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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:34:08 No.493068606 Report

Quoted By: >>493069494 >>493220068 >>493220795 >>493221540

it's crazy how Elden Ring, being the most flawed fromsoft game to date has also the most rabid and neurotic fanboys who harass and witch hunt anyone who dares to criticize it.
Several youtubers and members of the community are backtracking on their Elden Ring's criticisms and making apologetic videos because angry fanboys are harassing them to no end.
I don't understand this obsession of needing to defend Elden Ring's honor by any means necessary. Where were these loud fanboys when people shat on Sekiro, bloodborne and Dark souls 1?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:34:48 No.493068679 Report

Quoted By:

who cares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:35:24 No.493068746 Report

Quoted By: >>493068847

So I just killed Morgott, am I around 60% of the game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:36:29 No.493068847 Report

Quoted By: >>493069995

>>493068746
yeah something like that, 5-6 areas and 1 legacy dungeon left

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:37:46 No.493068995 Report

Quoted By: >>493070315

>>493067819
a quick look through my folder and i found around 12 webms i posted on erg with me or a host dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:42:41 No.493069494 Report

Quoted By: >>493070209

>>493068606
The fuck are you smoking? "Elden Ring is overrated" is the most lukewarm normie take that perforates every facet of social media. At this very moment SOTE has mixed reviews on Steam. Pretending like Elden Ring is a sacred cow that people will flay you alive for criticising is like pretending that Christianity is a sacred cow that people will flay you alive for criticising.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:45:30 No.493069782 Report

Quoted By:

>>493038989
manga nepheli supremacy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:46:37 No.493069894 Report

Quoted By: >>493087613

>>493038989
It's not canon unless Miyazaki himself was consulted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:47:25 No.493069995 Report

Quoted By: >>493070150

>>493068847
I see thanks anon, how long is the DLC compared to base game? I plan on getting it after I finish the main story

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:48:51 No.493070150 Report

Quoted By: >>493070348

>>493069995
On a blind playthrough the DLC will probably take you about half as much time as it took you to do the base game, it's pretty big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:49:25 No.493070209 Report

Quoted By: >>493070360

>>493069494
>"Elden Ring is overrated" is the most lukewarm normie take that perforates every facet of social media.
NTA but not really. I've heard a lot of people saying they were getting hate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:50:27 No.493070315 Report

Quoted By:

>>493068995
this is literally the only webm i have of me getting killed by another player because i thought what happened was funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:50:42 No.493070348 Report

Quoted By:

>>493070150
neat, thanks again anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:50:45 No.493070360 Report

Quoted By: >>493070696

>>493070209
Go on youtube and search for Elden Ring reviews, at least 40% of them are generally negative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:52:48 No.493070561 Report

Quoted By: >>493072239

Gazing Finger's skill description is so kino. Metyr's head is still alive and it becomes angry as fuck when you force it to bow to you, so explodes with energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:54:02 No.493070696 Report

Quoted By: >>493070864

>>493070360
read the comments then, specially related to criticism that isn't "oh this boss has no cutscene!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:55:00 No.493070781 Report

Quoted By:

>>493038376
>star wars
>dr strange
this just their dedicated tie-in guy i guess?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:55:48 No.493070864 Report

Quoted By: >>493071247

>>493070696
Steam reviews for SOTE are mixed. Criticising Elden Ring and it's DLC is as far from "controversial" as you can get, it's basically a fashion trend at this point.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:59:46 No.493071247 Report

Quoted By: >>493073572

>>493070864
and the moment it dropped to mixed it was advertised as "shitters" saying it's was "too hard", your point is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:01:43 No.493071448 Report

Quoted By: >>493071705

Pontiff sulyvahn also has no cutscene

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:03:02 No.493071563 Report

Quoted By: >>493074939

Wait I realized that the fell god (which was the Hornsent's devil figure) is represented with horns on the furnace golems to mock the hornsent and blaspheme against them
Messmer is kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:04:21 No.493071705 Report

Quoted By: >>493073760

>>493071448
>just accept slop instead of wanting better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:09:47 No.493072239 Report

Quoted By: >>493072349

>>493070561
It's interesting because it shows a level of self awareness despite the fact that Metyr is canonically stupid (4 fingers instead of 5, fights like an animal, and her eye gazes "vacantly" according to the weapon description)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:10:26 No.493072291 Report

Quoted By:

Why did it take them 2 whole years to change the default "resummon torrent" option "yes?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:11:02 No.493072349 Report

Quoted By: >>493073695

>>493072239
I figure stupidity doesn't prevent them from feeling those base emotions like anger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:17:34 No.493072940 Report

Quoted By:

What is the correct spread of quick gestures?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:23:23 No.493073447 Report

Quoted By: >>493200625

Frenzy Burst or Loretta's Bow, which is the best sniping spell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:24:10 No.493073519 Report

Quoted By: >>493075953

Metyr is the Gloam-Eyed Queen...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:24:41 No.493073572 Report

Quoted By:

>>493071247
You don't seem to understand that in the minds of the faggots writing these articles "it's too hard" is valid criticism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:26:04 No.493073695 Report

Quoted By:

>>493072349
Plus, resentment isn't even an advanced human emotion considering that crows/ravens have resentment that can last for years against specific people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:26:51 No.493073760 Report

Quoted By: >>493105626

>>493071705
>no cutscene = slop
>cutscene = not slop
but why? TLOS has a lot of cutscenes, do you like that game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:30:09 No.493074045 Report

Quoted By:

>The one washed up on the gravesite was sure to die, until this flask offered its gift of rejuvenation. To seek the Elden Ring.
All the item descriptions and NPC dialogues genuinely and unironically sound like they spent the first 2/3rds of the game's development with a story where the Tarnished canonically cannot respawn, and then pivoted at the last second. It's so schizo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:34:18 No.493074384 Report

Quoted By: >>493077087 >>493077481 >>493077710 >>493201456 >>493203125 >>493204812

hi erg, new player here. was just wondering if you guys had any beginner tips for me or things you wish you did early at your first playthrough?
open world games always give me fomo so i tend to get burnt out quickly since i explore every single litle thing.
thanks bros, i knew i could count on you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:36:22 No.493074572 Report

Quoted By:

>>493035821
I want cross slash nerfed (again) the rest can stay as is but I'd rather future bosses not be so retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:40:32 No.493074939 Report

Quoted By:

>>493071563
>Not only does he reduce the population of a dominate race, he also puts in the extra effort to terrorize them mentally into abandoning their faith by cosplaying as their antichrist
But twitter will tell this nigga is a dindu who just wanted mommy. Messmer literally enjoyed it and there's no proof of anything else.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:48:30 No.493075638 Report

Quoted By: >>493095226

man, this sword is fun as fuck. i was kind of lukewarm on it first because it needed a buff to even shoot beams but i really enjoy being able to land charged heavies from anywhere i want

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:49:26 No.493075720 Report

Quoted By:

nice headshot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:52:06 No.493075953 Report

Quoted By:

>>493073519
More baseless than Rya's mom being the gloom eyed queen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:52:28 No.493075986 Report

Quoted By: >>493076730

every single cosplayer host is a fucking retard at an unreal, impossible level

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:00:37 No.493076676 Report

Quoted By:

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON DAMEDANE LION??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:01:15 No.493076730 Report

Quoted By:

>>493075986
Are they Guts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:03:29 No.493076928 Report

Quoted By: >>493077251 >>493077415

How are you supposed to know what you can parry and what you can't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:05:07 No.493077087 Report

Quoted By:

>>493074384
Exploring every single thing was the best part of the game for me, I didn't even care about the loot, it was cool just finding stuff organically. If you do explore every area thoroughly and check back on NPCs after major bosses you'll be able to complete pretty much every quest without resorting to checking wikis, I found the game incredibly more rewarding of an experience this way, I wish I hadn't spoiled myself on any quest lines at all and just risked messing them up for my first playthrough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:06:57 No.493077251 Report

Quoted By:

>>493076928
you're not "supposed to know" anything because Miyazaki played games in english before the internet existed so he couldn't look up things and instead had to suffer through shit he couldn't understand by pure brute force because he's a fucking brainlet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:07:46 No.493077331 Report

Quoted By: >>493077467 >>493115990

Do you think that Dragonlord Placidusax selected roofie-chan aka Florrosax as an emissary to teach dragon communion and encourage the extermination of drakes because he knew men would simp for a female like her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:08:46 No.493077415 Report

Quoted By:

>>493076928
Either look it up or just try it out. If you can't get it after a few tries, even with how forgiving Carian Retaliation/Golden Parry is, it's likely not a parryable attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:09:22 No.493077467 Report

Quoted By:

>>493077331
Probably. It works. Florissex. I will kill Bayle and eat his heart for Florrisex. I will fight dragons to 1 HP and then summon Florrisex just so she can watch me get the last hit because I know it turns her on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:09:28 No.493077481 Report

Quoted By:

>>493074384
crystal tears are not an one time consumable... they refill in grace and you can remix them...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:12:17 No.493077710 Report

Quoted By:

>>493074384
Follow your instinct and explore every little thing, you'll be much better off than those who don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:19:28 No.493078302 Report

Quoted By:

Has anyone here encountered a player with RL713? What was it like to fight against them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:19:33 No.493078310 Report

Quoted By:

>>493067219
>mentally ill blonde twink
So Miquella?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:38:22 No.493079851 Report

Quoted By:

>>493040670
same but with Mike being ntr:ed to death
By rotdogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:45:40 No.493080415 Report

Quoted By: >>493081206

>>493056718
>literal "zanzibart forgive me" dialogue
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:55:43 No.493081206 Report

Quoted By: >>493082078

>>493080415
Was the Zanzibart forgive me an actual line the DS games? I never tried it and Elden ring is my first souls game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:56:35 No.493081271 Report

Quoted By: >>493083946

base game: 8.9
shadow of the erdtree: 10.0
elden ring + dlc: 9.5

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:59:34 No.493081539 Report

Quoted By: >>493082203

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:59:40 No.493081547 Report

Quoted By:

the next game needs to make armour and poise great again. and also make stamina management essential like the original souls games

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:03:28 No.493081854 Report

Quoted By: >>493081983 >>493089382 >>493089583 >>493116138

What should have been Miquella's death dialog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:04:52 No.493081964 Report

Quoted By: >>493082195

I'm having such a hard time justifying casting anything but discus of light and carian slicer, the efficiency of these two spells put everything else in the repertoire to shame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:05:07 No.493081983 Report

Quoted By:

>>493081854
>Lord Brother…
>You fucking suck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:06:22 No.493082078 Report

Quoted By: >>493082253

>>493081206
no, but its true in spirit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:06:49 No.493082110 Report

Quoted By: >>493088096

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:07:54 No.493082195 Report

Quoted By:

>>493081964
If they make stamina management fun like nioh sure, otherwise fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:07:57 No.493082203 Report

Quoted By: >>493082971

>>493081539
>No onee-chan to come sneaking up behind him and glomp him in a big affectionate hug that drives all the bad angsty thoughts away
Messmer... I'm sorry...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:08:45 No.493082253 Report

Quoted By: >>493082690

>>493082078
What does it mean actually?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:15:07 No.493082690 Report

Quoted By: >>493082916

>>493082253
because miyazaki's schizophrenic and fragmented storytelling, you often enter a room and just fight some huge random fucker who says seemingly random shit you have no context so you've no real idea what the fuck anyone's talking about, specially if you're not reading item descriptions.
It often just comes across as completely melodramatic shit. Midra's intro is almost word for word from the meme tweet too to the point it feels like parody.
The tweet was written by some fucker that wrote for borderlands btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:17:55 No.493082916 Report

Quoted By:

>>493082690
Got it thanks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:18:33 No.493082971 Report

Quoted By: >>493083102

>>493082203
Messmer has Melina...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:20:14 No.493083102 Report

Quoted By:

>>493082971
Melina is an imouto, the quality of the hug is different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:32:45 No.493083946 Report

Quoted By:

>>493081271
this but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:48:43 No.493085060 Report

Quoted By: >>493085602 >>493085968

Is the Star-Lined katana thing that the demi-human yoda fuckers use in the DLC any good? I'm playing through my first int character and I kinda wanna try it but I'm nowhere close to being able to access the DLC yet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:56:09 No.493085602 Report

Quoted By: >>493085752 >>493086098 >>493086579

>get invaded
>invader either fingers out or suicides shortly after
genuinely don't get why this is happening so often, it's like a 50/50 at this point.
>>493085060
seems decent enough to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:58:28 No.493085752 Report

Quoted By: >>493085848

>>493085602
did he just santa through the chimney or crawl out of freyja's asshole or what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:59:52 No.493085848 Report

Quoted By:

>>493085752
he was mimic'd near freyja and i didn't realize. i couldn't roll out of the combo because i was stuck in the conversation with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:01:30 No.493085968 Report

Quoted By:

>>493085060
It's a DEX weapon with an INT tax.
And the darkness katana is way better.
Looks cool though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:03:19 No.493086098 Report

Quoted By: >>493086249

>>493085602
How does that hit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:05:24 No.493086249 Report

Quoted By:

>>493086098
first souls game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:09:31 No.493086579 Report

Quoted By: >>493086746

>>493085602
>invader either fingers out or suicides shortly after
are you alone or have a phantom with you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:09:34 No.493086585 Report

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I just had one of the weirdest summoning ever
>Summoned to Siofra, like, right at the beginning of Siofra
>Host also summons another phantom
>I am reading myself to go through all of siofra
>Immediately invaded
>oh thank god he's gonna kill the host and I don't have to finger out
>Invader just runs away from us and goes to the second floor
>I'm expecting a trap so I don't immediately follow and instead try to send the elevator alone
>The other two get on and just go up
>Nothing happens
>The invader is nowhere to be found
>Light up all the torches
>Expecting the invader to be sitting in front of the deer like some mini boss or some shit
>nope
>host touches the deer
>Invader has gone home
>Fight the boss
>Other spirit dies in one hit like a tard
>Host and I kill the deer
was the invader just hoping the host would die on his own or what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:12:01 No.493086746 Report

Quoted By: >>493086950

>>493086579
i'm alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:13:41 No.493086854 Report

Quoted By:

Old man yells at dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:15:15 No.493086950 Report

Quoted By:

>>493086746
summon a phantom next time you play and count how many instantly sever/suicide

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:16:22 No.493087036 Report

Quoted By:

Are his "hands" wings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:25:00 No.493087613 Report

Quoted By:

>>493069894
I anally raped Miyazaki and in the process he said the manga was canon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:28:14 No.493087848 Report

Quoted By:

I like how Manga Melina actually resembles her mom Marika in personality, being a cold and occasionally violent pragmatist who uses and throws away her pawns like nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:32:04 No.493088096 Report

Quoted By:

>>493082110
made for being plabbed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:33:50 No.493088217 Report

Quoted By: >>493094735

>casually murders her companion to avoid an awkward conversation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:34:18 No.493088248 Report

Quoted By: >>493088437

Is the rl60 range alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:37:14 No.493088437 Report

Quoted By: >>493093139

>>493088248
Yes, I invade there often

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:51:27 No.493089382 Report

Quoted By:

>>493081854
>Do you not wish for... a world of compassion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:54:41 No.493089583 Report

Quoted By:

>>493081854
unironically
>Forgive me, Malenia...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:55:28 No.493089632 Report

Quoted By:

>>493034925
DMT doesn't heal trauma

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 07:32:08 No.493092047 Report

Quoted By: >>493092187 >>493095848 >>493126638

why did they take out the animations of you fumbling the weapon when you don't meet the stat requirements?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 07:34:28 No.493092187 Report

Quoted By:

>>493092047
Once again, because Elden Ring is soulless

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 07:49:57 No.493093139 Report

Quoted By: >>493093587 >>493093596

>>493088437
Question on rl60 invasions. Do you need to have the max amount of talisman pouches and all the necessary talisman for your builds? I assume those in rl 60 doesn’t have the endgame items and weapons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 07:57:50 No.493093587 Report

Quoted By: >>493094093

>>493093139
>Do you need to have the max amount of talisman pouches and all the necessary talisman for your builds?
Yes. Even level 1 invaders have these

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 07:57:56 No.493093596 Report

Quoted By: >>493094093

>>493093139
You'll often find phantoms that are level 200+ at that range so it would help if you at least got 4 talismans and upgraded your flasks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:06:24 No.493094093 Report

Quoted By:

>>493093587
>>493093596
I see. I’ll keep his in mind when I do a rl 60 run just for rl60 invasions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:14:12 No.493094608 Report

Quoted By:

I'm really disappointed there weren't more Lightning ashes of war in the DLC. There's only 3 in the base-game and lightning is one of the 4 elemental damage types

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:16:17 No.493094735 Report

Quoted By:

>>493088217
Aseo is desperate for Blaidd's cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:23:16 No.493095226 Report

Quoted By: >>493095375 >>493095496

>>493075638
Souls games ability to free aim basically everything is one of their most underrated elements of game design.
I wish it was something Nioh 2 would incorporate because it would make hatchets so much better to use than just thrown in a straight line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:25:39 No.493095375 Report

Quoted By: >>493095470 >>493095843

>>493095226
this is exactly why dark souls 2's wimpy useless throwing animation sucks so fucking much despite liking a lot of other things about the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:26:51 No.493095470 Report

Quoted By: >>493095587

>>493095375
Wrong thread, tranny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:27:22 No.493095496 Report

Quoted By: >>493095623

>>493095226
How can you see their level and latency?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:28:40 No.493095587 Report

Quoted By:

>>493095470
it's not necessary to act like a faggot, you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:29:06 No.493095623 Report

Quoted By:

>>493095496
seamless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:32:14 No.493095843 Report

Quoted By: >>493096390

>>493095375
Dark Souls 2 is a clunky piece of shit in general

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:32:17 No.493095848 Report

Quoted By:

>>493092047
Because being able to see thw weapons moveset is good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:32:19 No.493095849 Report

Quoted By: >>493095975 >>493096012

Does modding the game seriously trigger Melina to not spawn at Gatefront Ruins

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:34:09 No.493095975 Report

Quoted By:

>>493095849
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:34:32 No.493096012 Report

Quoted By:

>>493095849
Which mod?
Convergence lets you level from the start

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:36:26 No.493096121 Report

Quoted By: >>493097115 >>493097134

Hmmmmmm
What if
I respecced into Keen/Dex instead of Heavy/Str and used stormblade on my sword for the ranged and used a storm talisman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:40:20 No.493096390 Report

Quoted By:

>>493095843
Wrong thread, tranny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:50:48 No.493097115 Report

Quoted By:

>>493096121

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 08:51:00 No.493097134 Report

Quoted By:

>>493096121
Delightfully devilish, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 09:25:24 No.493099376 Report

Quoted By:

>>493056715
that's a very cool idea
i'll finally be able to play pure int without it feeling awkward

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 09:46:32 No.493100731 Report

Quoted By: >>493104680

OH NO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 10:38:38 No.493104001 Report

Quoted By: >>493106087

I'M THE GRAND WIZARD, BABE (I'm using the Verdigris Leggings since they have the most poise)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 10:49:25 No.493104680 Report

Quoted By: >>493106014

>>493100731
It was a good idea to make this a comedy instead of being serious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:04:21 No.493105626 Report

Quoted By: >>493127149

>>493073760
>deflection
midra, miquella (two), dancing lion, messmer (two)
4 out of 11 bosses have cutscenes + burn the sealing tree + miquella's promise

compare it to the base game:
fire giant, godrick (two), rennala (two), rykard, radahn (two), morgott (two, if you count margit), mohg, malenia (two), maliketh (two), godfrey (two), placidusax, radagon (two)
12 out of 15 bosses have cutscenes + bridge in volcano manor + marrying ranni + burning the erdtree (two) + carian study hall + getting grabbed by the 3 fingers + showing up in farum azula / ashen leyndell + melina's cutscenes are the start of the game (two)
even random dumb shit like the fell twins have a better intro than some of those dlc bosses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:10:55 No.493106014 Report

Quoted By:

>>493104680
I mean, if you want serious Elden Ring, just play the game. Good fanfiction is usually the opposite of the original material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:11:59 No.493106087 Report

Quoted By:

>>493104001
Post feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:15:19 No.493106329 Report

Quoted By:

>>493031171
Milady and bleed feels so good. this moveset needs to be their standard moving forward no more slamming greatswords into the earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:27:57 No.493107142 Report

Quoted By: >>493107232

>>493060825
>>Flame grant me strength
why does every retard use this when it lasts 30 seconds and just buffs phys/fire damage? seriously every brainlet retard host would survive 2x more if they used black flame protection instead, or fucking flame protect me for fire bosses like messmer, genuinely makes me roll my eyes when i get summoned and i see hosts start overriding their own buffs with dumb shit because they saw a 1shot video and dont understand how buffs work.

also every host who uses howl of shabriri is brown

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:29:15 No.493107232 Report

Quoted By: >>493107626

>>493107142
>easy to grab dps buff compared to end-game 30 fai protection buff
i think you're the brainlet retard here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:32:52 No.493107456 Report

Quoted By:

My biggest gripe with light greatswords is that no fashion fits them, even the FROM made stuff with Rellana and Leda doesn't fit them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:35:40 No.493107626 Report

Quoted By: >>493107746

>>493107232
>talking to gideon is hard
brown skin everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:37:09 No.493107727 Report

Quoted By:

DEAR GOD, I'm almost out of raw meat dumplings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:37:22 No.493107746 Report

Quoted By: >>493111054

>>493107626
>racism
thanks for proving my point, don't @ me anymore. try to improve as a human being.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:45:24 No.493108289 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:23:36 No.493111054 Report

Quoted By:

>>493107746
Um brown people aren't allowed in this general, I'm going to have to ask you leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:26:38 No.493111270 Report

Quoted By: >>493111302

Anyone tried the divine beast sword that the divine beast warriors wield? Is it any good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:27:13 No.493111302 Report

Quoted By:

>>493111270
Its a curved greatsword.
Of course its good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:29:56 No.493111519 Report

Quoted By: >>493111567

I want to play something other than Strength and Quality but always end up falling back into my comfort zone, any tips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:30:30 No.493111567 Report

Quoted By:

>>493111519
Try the ice perfume
Its fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:31:38 No.493111645 Report

Quoted By: >>493115661

Why don't spells just get better the more stat you have instead of there being five incrementally stronger versions of the same thing? Like a fireball becomes big fireball becomes giantsflame take thee or glintstone pebble turns into comet at 50 INT. This would also fix the economic FP use thing, make the spell cost more than the weakest version and less than the strongest version. Less spells to find, function matters more than FP efficiency, power scales naturally with progression etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:47:38 No.493112827 Report

Quoted By: >>493113185

>Summon 2 guys
>Golden vow on dagger
>Eat a turtle neck
>Heavy shield
>Heavy armor
>Great Spear
>Pure INT build
it's gaming time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:52:27 No.493113185 Report

Quoted By: >>493113583

>>493112827
>Great spear
>Int Build
Explain faggot. Not 1 greatspear scales with int.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:57:52 No.493113583 Report

Quoted By:

>>493113185
https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Affinities

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:01:48 No.493113892 Report

Quoted By:

>turtle shield
>sweaty playstyle
>heavy armor
>rot sword-on-fist weapon
what's the fucking point? Do you not get tired? And this is being used in a game where pvp literally means nothing, you get nothing worth using, nothing worth farming, nothing at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:21:47 No.493115415 Report

Quoted By: >>493115661

ashes of war system was a mistake and a failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:25:08 No.493115661 Report

Quoted By: >>493117559

>>493111645
Then you'd loose a lot of choice, sometimes the upper version has downside( o flame is longuer to chargre than flame catch), making it so the best choice would be not leveling up
>>493115415
The ash or war feature is one of the best thing in the game, allows for a variety ofapproachs with the same weapon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:29:17 No.493115990 Report

Quoted By:

>>493077331
Yes and that's a good thing
Placidusax is BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:29:52 No.493116047 Report

Quoted By: >>493116270 >>493118931

aight the game is officially dead
i haven't been summoned for over 15 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:30:57 No.493116138 Report

Quoted By:

>>493081854
>Ahhhh... my gaping butt pussy... it pluckers... forgive me... R-radahn......

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:32:48 No.493116270 Report

Quoted By:

>>493116047
>add a retarded spirit ash system that completely negates traditional co-op
>it doesn't even buff the bosses despite summoning shit with boss-level health

they're retarded. they made the game to kill its own online enviroment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:45:34 No.493117298 Report

Quoted By:

Popular group passwords?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:46:58 No.493117402 Report

Quoted By:

erg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:47:33 No.493117451 Report

Quoted By: >>493118017 >>493118118 >>493118659 >>493119103 >>493125021

What killed Elden Ring?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:48:51 No.493117559 Report

Quoted By:

>>493115661
In my proposal catch flame would get the o flame hitbox without the delay, because why would a spell regress instead of getting better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:50:21 No.493117690 Report

Quoted By:

I want more adventures, hope fromsoft surpises us with more content, although thats pretty unlikely

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:54:45 No.493118017 Report

Quoted By: >>493121394

>>493117451
atrociously horribad balance
atrocious dlc lore
atrocious online systems
90% of the shit in the game removes the difficulty so no need for co-op
which means no invasions
and no ppl playing after beating (cheesig 90% of the time) the game

sad tale

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:55:52 No.493118118 Report

Quoted By:

>>493117451
Miyazaki himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:56:03 No.493118134 Report

Quoted By: >>493118805

Is 200 RL worth it? I'm at 150 for all my characters and it feels right but I dunno if 200 feels MORE right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:56:58 No.493118204 Report

Quoted By:

arcane faith slaps so yeah 200 is worth it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:59:40 No.493118424 Report

Quoted By: >>493118805

just spent 5 minutes trying to hit the sneaky dung beetle. anyone have tips to making it easier? i assume there will be more of these around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:02:38 No.493118659 Report

Quoted By:

>>493117451
if they didnt fumble miquella and radahn the dlc would have doubled in sales and it would be extremely alive right now for multiplayer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:04:09 No.493118805 Report

Quoted By:

>>493118134
desu 300 feels the most "elden lord" to me

>>493118424
aoes like gravity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:05:34 No.493118931 Report

Quoted By: >>493119003

>>493116047
Workday afternoon/morning is not the best time to do co-op.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:06:33 No.493119003 Report

Quoted By: >>493120938

>>493118931
I've literally been doing it for days and it was ok until today

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:07:51 No.493119103 Report

Quoted By:

>>493117451
Lack of dedicated online features and streamlined PvE where you spend most of your time collecting powerups for future bossfights.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:11:09 No.493119383 Report

Quoted By: >>493125446 >>493159820 >>493160071 >>493167462

good morning erg!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:28:39 No.493120889 Report

Quoted By: >>493121481

more ashes like messmers assault pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:29:25 No.493120938 Report

Quoted By:

>>493119003
school started

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:33:41 No.493121394 Report

Quoted By:

>>493118017
>and no ppl playing after beating (cheesig 90% of the time) the game
based on the amount of greatshield bleed poke ghosts, that's more like 98% or smth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:34:47 No.493121481 Report

Quoted By:

>>493120889
Hurt yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:38:33 No.493121857 Report

Quoted By: >>493123945

preview all erg bloodstains, approve all erg messages

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:39:39 No.493121968 Report

Quoted By: >>493123950

There are two kinds of SoTE players: people who think Jori is one of the only good bossfights, and people who think Jori is the worst boss ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:44:37 No.493122461 Report

Quoted By: >>493124038 >>493125446

>making a new character just to get to the dlc
>been skipping most shit
>don't remember where anything is because it's been a year since I played
I've poured everything into STR and have been swinging a sword and it's not keeping up damage wise. Could someone give me a recommendation? I just got to the Atlas Plateau and killed Radahn. What should I use as a STR build or should I respec?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:59:26 No.493123910 Report

Quoted By: >>493127167

>>493053771
What helm is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:59:44 No.493123945 Report

Quoted By:

>>493121857
I praise all erg group messages except for the horny ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:59:46 No.493123950 Report

Quoted By: >>493125273

>>493121968
Jori destroys the open world concept of elden ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:00:38 No.493124038 Report

Quoted By: >>493124323

>>493122461
any weapon of your liking + heavy infusion + 2h the weapon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:03:34 No.493124323 Report

Quoted By: >>493125192 >>493125496 >>493125801

>>493124038
I don't know which weapon to use though. I need some suggestions. I've been rushing through so I haven't been looking around collecting much of anything. If I know what weapon to go after I'll look it up and collect some upgrade stones for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:11:09 No.493125021 Report

Quoted By:

>>493117451
all the problems in the game could've been solved if it was 40% smaller

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:12:51 No.493125192 Report

Quoted By:

>>493124323
Just get the gugs then and put lion's claw/giant cunt on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:13:37 No.493125273 Report

Quoted By: >>493125543

>>493123950
Meanwhile in main ER
>2 great runes for Leyndell + DTS or Radahn/Mimic/twingargs/Fia's champs
>2/3 routes to Altus are behind a boss
>Niall required for Snowfield
>Nokron/Nokstella/Deeproot/Lake of Rot require bosses
What's this concept you're speaking of?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:14:44 No.493125392 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw we can't power stance swords with halberds
>we will never be able to do https://youtu.be/GY0GX0uAR88?si=iEC2DdLPGl0t5Mew&t=251

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:15:18 No.493125446 Report

Quoted By: >>493128369

>>493119383
rya poster good morning
>>493122461
grafted blade
great stars (*with wild strikes)
fire infused weapon + flaming strike
gugs (*with giants hunt, lion's claw, royal knight resolve/determination)
iron ball/star fists
magma wyrm scalesword

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:15:47 No.493125496 Report

Quoted By:

>>493124323
Greatsword can be found in Caelid, you can use that. Pickaxes are also pretty decent too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:16:16 No.493125543 Report

Quoted By:

>>493125273
>Niall required for Snowfield
Castle Sodomy seems like a special Miyazaki chef's kiss to the player, an entire mini dungeon of trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:18:41 No.493125801 Report

Quoted By:

>>493124323
Large Club is laying out in the open in Limgrave and Great Mace is sitting by the Grand Lift in Liurnia. You can bonk all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:27:06 No.493126638 Report

Quoted By: >>493126969

>>493092047
Because it's retarded, same as the way you'll fumble with your flask if it's empty for thirty fucking seconds and the only way to cancel it is to roll. NO OTHER input will cancel it but a roll. Why? Fuck you, that's why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:30:36 No.493126969 Report

Quoted By:

>>493126638
>same as the way you'll fumble with your flask if it's empty
It's a hilarious emote to use though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:32:21 No.493127149 Report

Quoted By:

>>493105626
>deflection
It's not deflection, why is a cutscene the marker of something being good or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:32:32 No.493127167 Report

Quoted By:

>>493123910
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/6416

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:34:05 No.493127313 Report

Quoted By:

they really dropped the ball with the divine warrior stuff
>divine stomp is an ash but their weapons are somber
>the somber ashes are vanilla storm spin and lol horns
>no lightning storms
>no horn smash combo
>no frost storms
>bird feathers suck ass
just really shitty for how cool they are and they get total control of the elements plus the final one can slam dunk you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:36:18 No.493127527 Report

Quoted By: >>493127965

Aghhh Midra's OST is so fuckin GOOD
https://youtu.be/48cBHDzllmY?t=3m41s
I love how it goes high and then low, it slows down and picks up back again, it alternates between chaotic and waltz, pure madness, KINO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:36:42 No.493127560 Report

Quoted By: >>493127720 >>493127809 >>493136880

there's erg bloodstains here....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:38:19 No.493127720 Report

Quoted By:

>>493127560
Must be pvp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:39:12 No.493127809 Report

Quoted By:

>>493127560
>They still haven't fixed the group functionality in the DLC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:40:54 No.493127965 Report

Quoted By: >>493128478

>>493127527
Kicking Kitamura out was From's best decision. You just know if she was in charge of the OST it would've been another formless amalgamation of OHHH AHHH and violins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:45:14 No.493128369 Report

Quoted By:

>>493125446

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:45:36 No.493128412 Report

Quoted By: >>493128649 >>493136880

What went wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:46:18 No.493128478 Report

Quoted By: >>493128715

>>493127965
Kitamura was great for Bloodborne

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:48:11 No.493128649 Report

Quoted By: >>493128936

>>493128412
unironically I think the game looked better at launch before they started tweaking things like render distance for optimization, at least on console, now we are forever stuck with a glitched out transparent erdtree at places

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:49:00 No.493128715 Report

Quoted By: >>493129325 >>493130206

>>493128478
No she wasn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:51:06 No.493128936 Report

Quoted By: >>493129956 >>493130360

>>493128649
The Erdtree was transparent from places like Caelid at launch, even on PC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:54:55 No.493129325 Report

Quoted By:

>>493128715
Did you like the original Demon's Souls music?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:00:42 No.493129956 Report

Quoted By:

>>493128936
it's so aids it feels almost deliberate, anons really thought the whole erdtree was canonically an illusion because of it alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:02:46 No.493130206 Report

Quoted By:

>>493128715
Uh actuallyh yes she was BB has the most fitting intensity of music and even some of the atmospheric minimal tracks like the hypogean gaol or the music at the orphanage are better than almost anything in the other games with the notable exception of Ash Lake which musically is the best moment in anything fromsoft ever made. Verification not required.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:04:17 No.493130360 Report

Quoted By:

>>493128936
aside from it the render distance has definitely been messed with though because I legitimately feel like distant models were not so low-poly at many points in the game like they are now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:06:33 No.493130593 Report

Quoted By: >>493130832

>>493061318
Confessor armor might seriously be one of the best armor pieces From has ever made

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:08:45 No.493130832 Report

Quoted By:

>>493130593
its alr

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:11:08 No.493131058 Report

Quoted By: >>493131210

Why isn't Midra's sword a Light GS
Why isn't the falx a backhand blade
What the fuck is this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:12:51 No.493131210 Report

Quoted By:

>>493131058
For the same reason why poison hand and madness hand aren't martial arts
From is retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:16:16 No.493131562 Report

Quoted By: >>493134069 >>493136705

Found this in the icons. Is it something obtainable?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:17:54 No.493131749 Report

Quoted By: >>493131937 >>493132991 >>493133290

Post small headcanons that don't really affect the lore in any major way. I'll start
The cleanrot knight stabbing at radahn during his fight with malenia was finlay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:19:36 No.493131937 Report

Quoted By: >>493132274 >>493132991

>>493131749
Godrick was into gardening. He first practiced his grafting on plants before moving onto his followers, then himself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:20:17 No.493132015 Report

Quoted By: >>493132342

just got this weapon, should i use my next 8 levels into hitting the minimum stats required to wield it? or maybe ill just level dex so i can use uchigatana.
damn i wish i picked samurai instead. he has the cooler armor compared to vagabond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:21:50 No.493132193 Report

Quoted By: >>493132435

Do I lock myself out of content If I decide to join the Volcano Manor?
Same with good guy Varré

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:22:36 No.493132274 Report

Quoted By: >>493132783

>>493131937
moronic as all the plants in stormveil are in a tragic state, more believable of the Leyndell crowd like Morgott or the demigods Godwyn and Miquella

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:23:13 No.493132342 Report

Quoted By: >>493134161

>>493132015
It is one of the top 10 (arguably top 5) strongest weapons in the game and you can use it to destroy everything up to the last boss. It is also a genuinely fun weapon.
Samurai armor is not too far from where you are. Go eastward...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:24:07 No.493132435 Report

Quoted By: >>493132986

>>493132193
no real consequence for joining volcano manor
letting Varre penetrate your bloodstream gives you homosexual blood red eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:27:14 No.493132783 Report

Quoted By:

>>493132274
That's the thing. The more godrick grafted himself and others the more he neglected and mistreated his plants. Just like he did his own men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:29:10 No.493132986 Report

Quoted By: >>493133525

>>493132435
Do I ever get to speak to the lord of blood?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:29:11 No.493132991 Report

Quoted By:

>>493131749
>>493131937
I have a godrick one too
He looked pretty handsome pre grafting, like a mini version of godwyn, but the more he grafted, the more stress he put on himself, the more he aged, the worse he looked, and his diluted blood didn't help at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:29:28 No.493133019 Report

Quoted By:

Why does Midra have no penis
Where's his penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:31:55 No.493133290 Report

Quoted By:

>>493131749
1. this isn't during his fight with Malenia, it's before.
2. Finlay uses a scythe and an estoc, not a spear.
3. this knight is dead in the next shot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:33:55 No.493133505 Report

Quoted By: >>493138435 >>493167830

Rapeseo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:34:06 No.493133525 Report

Quoted By: >>493133668

>>493132986
Yeah... speak...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:35:24 No.493133668 Report

Quoted By:

>>493133525
:c

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:37:53 No.493133935 Report

Quoted By: >>493134221

Is there a return to Boletaria/Lordran/whatever the other games' main settings are called happening any time soon? I'm burnt out on ER by now but I still want my soulslop fix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:39:16 No.493134069 Report

Quoted By: >>493134316

>>493131562
It's likely the alpha version of Nanaya's Torch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:40:25 No.493134161 Report

Quoted By:

>>493132342
top 10 weapon you say? i dont wanna cheese the game but maybe ill consider it whenever i get stuck on anything. right now im enjoying this lordsworn sword. this weapon art has been shitting on people so far.
just gonna continue levelling vigor until 40 then ill decide where to go from here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:40:47 No.493134221 Report

Quoted By:

>>493133935
Just make a DS1 playthrough and invade with the pvp overhaul mod

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:41:34 No.493134316 Report

Quoted By:

>>493134069
It's found in the tools section (like ancestral spirit head and such), not a torch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:43:10 No.493134495 Report

Quoted By:

fuck this nigger boss and fuck you miyazaki

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:44:21 No.493134618 Report

Quoted By: >>493134796 >>493136471

>>493031171
Marika? Fucks Rennala
Godfrey? Fucks Radagon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:46:25 No.493134796 Report

Quoted By: >>493134985 >>493135784 >>493136471

>>493134618
Messmer and melina were born from radagon being fucked by godfrey then turning back to marika
Ranni was born from marika fucking rennala using radagons cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:48:17 No.493134985 Report

Quoted By: >>493136471

>>493134796
See now this is canon Mike told me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:54:28 No.493135654 Report

Quoted By: >>493136848

some fucking asshole gave me all of these runes. did this come from my co op partner or the invader who left?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:55:36 No.493135784 Report

Quoted By: >>493136471 >>493137883

>>493134796
Yes. As we see in elden ring special births make empyreans.
Look at how similar messmer is to malenia being chosen by some horrid entity at birth
At the potentiality for melina being the gloam eyed queen
Ranni
Malenia and miquella being chosen empyreans due to being born of a single god and how the game implies that hadn't happened to marikas other kids

The only logical conclusion that messmer and melinas conception/birth was unnatural or uncommon same with ranni

Thus they the former two would've had to have been born from gay sex and ranni from futarika plapping her mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 16:58:06 No.493136042 Report

Quoted By:

Why is your Tarnished such a manwhore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:02:07 No.493136471 Report

Quoted By: >>493137168

>>493134618
>>493134796
>>493134985
>>493135784
But are you guys sure it was marika who had a cock? Think about it. He and marika were unhappy when he became second elden lord. Radagon and rennala were happy. If before then godfrey fucked radagon, doesn't that imply he has a thing for cocks? Wouldn't that imply rennala was the futa not marika? That maybe the reason rellana was minionzoned by messmer is because he realized she was a futa trying to fuck her nephew by marriage(him)? Or that miquella and radahn were gay because they inherited their cocklust from their dad radagon? Look at radagon when he does a jumping attack, he sticks is ass out like girls who try to make their butts look bigger. He's a cockslut and marika and him didn't get along because marika didn't have a cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:04:30 No.493136705 Report

Quoted By:

>>493131562
whos getting the best head

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:06:03 No.493136848 Report

Quoted By: >>493136952

>>493135654
that was me ggs have fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:06:22 No.493136880 Report

Quoted By: >>493137113

>>493127560
Sometimes he doesn't seem to acknowledge my surrender after reaggroing him for the emote, so I have to let him kill me
>>493128412
I swear every time I see this ds2 gets puts earlier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:07:06 No.493136952 Report

Quoted By:

>>493136848
i killed myself and didnt recover them. rip -5k souls, that was almost another level for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:08:36 No.493137113 Report

Quoted By: >>493137298

>>493136880
were you the naked girl with the club? i saw two of your bloodstains there and laughed. they were using the wrong gesture and got killed for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:09:08 No.493137168 Report

Quoted By:

>>493136471
No. Rennala didn't have a cock. She used a glintstone strapon on radagon but it wasn't as good as the real thing. He loved rennala but his cocklust drove him back to marika. It's also why he barred the erdtree off. Godfrey's grace points him at you, but yours doesn't appear during the scene. Showing favoritism but from whom? Marika? No. Considering our grace doesn't show up I propose godfrey was being guided by marika AND radagon. Radagon wanted godfreys cock like the old days. This is why he attacks us. He realizes we're not godfrey and is seething we killed him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:10:17 No.493137298 Report

Quoted By: >>493156673

>>493137113
Nah since last summer's writing I only ever play as a type a

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:15:25 No.493137883 Report

Quoted By:

>>493135784
Desu, I think Messmer was born when Marika just became a god and was exploring her new abilities to become a futa (specifically a futa with Radagon's cock and balls) at will. She masturbated to full orgasm as a futa one day, spraying cum all over her lower torso. However, due to being a woman for the vast majority of her life, she did not know how to clean herself fully, resulting in some semen flowing down into her cervix when she transformed back into a woman and impregnating her. As a result, Messmer was conceived, and the Greater Will cursed him with the Abyssal Serpent and a vision of fire as a reminder for such a notoriouos conception

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:20:23 No.493138435 Report

Quoted By:

>>493133505
He did Seluvis quest??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:21:58 No.493138601 Report

Quoted By: >>493138720 >>493138846 >>493139051 >>493139559 >>493143958 >>493144069 >>493151460 >>493170186

Hello /erg/ someone used rennala's model, radagon's model, and ranni's corpse to try to re-create a potential look for a living ranni.

How do rannifags feel about this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:22:32 No.493138659 Report

Quoted By:

Got that sith lord drip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:23:07 No.493138720 Report

Quoted By:

>>493138601
Interesting but needs work still.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:24:10 No.493138845 Report

Quoted By: >>493138912 >>493139003

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:24:11 No.493138846 Report

Quoted By:

>>493138601
This looks to much like if rennala and radagon fused. Not that they had a kid. But did like a dbz potara fusion

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:24:45 No.493138912 Report

Quoted By:

>>493138845
seeex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:25:42 No.493139003 Report

Quoted By: >>493139315

>>493138845
Who drew this. I want to commission

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:26:09 No.493139051 Report

Quoted By:

>>493138601
Her eyes are too far apart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:28:31 No.493139315 Report

Quoted By:

>>493139003
https://x.com/DUOJ_ji/status/1831336194791420005
Their description is in Chinese but doesn't mention anything about commissions, idk if they take them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:30:47 No.493139559 Report

Quoted By:

>>493138601
WHERE ARE THE FEET
WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT RANNI FEET LOOKED LIKE
MARIKA TOO
AND MELINA
AND MALENIA PRE PROSTHESIS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:36:50 No.493140187 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:38:55 No.493140392 Report

Quoted By: >>493141271 >>493148979

I look like patches irl
I'm jewish
Is patches meant to be jewish? We even have the same nose

I'm being serious please answer me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:46:27 No.493141271 Report

Quoted By: >>493141786

>>493140392
No, Patches is meant to be a gypsy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:47:24 No.493141405 Report

Quoted By:

Holy shit man, Vyke's spear is such a trash weapon. This shit deals no fucking damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:50:51 No.493141786 Report

Quoted By: >>493142649

>>493141271
He's not brown enough. He has standard jewish features. I want to claim patches as jewish representation as a proud jew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 17:58:32 No.493142649 Report

Quoted By:

>>493141786
>wants the subversive, lying, scheming, backstabbing, culture hating, nihilist, thief to be Jewish
Why do you guys always choose the worst things to compare yourselves to? I remember you comparing yourselves to the fucking tyrannids from 40k and goblins

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:05:29 No.493143410 Report

Quoted By:

More like Fayle the Dead. Got him first try.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:10:17 No.493143958 Report

Quoted By: >>493145195 >>493145443

>>493138601
Ranni has braided hair. This is visible on her model and in the concept art. The color also doesn't match, hers is actual orange rather than bright red like Malenia, Radahn, Messmer, or Radagon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:11:09 No.493144069 Report

Quoted By:

>>493138601
doesn't the ghost face indicate that her face just looks like the doll? should've used that as the base instead of Rennala.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:20:10 No.493145097 Report

Quoted By:

>spamming fingers at 150
>nothing
>nothing
>nothing
>TT runed duelist at Limgrave
>probably TT host + phantom in a tiny cave
>two decent invasions at DLC catacombs
>probably TT runed host + OL mage phantom wanting a honorable duel in an open field

I've won every single one of these invasions yet I feel nothing but despair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:21:01 No.493145195 Report

Quoted By: >>493145693

>>493143958
Nta but I always assumed that had to do with the burning or rotting. It makes no sense that her hair is different from every other one of radagons confirmed kids who have nearly all the same shade of red

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:23:02 No.493145443 Report

Quoted By: >>493145693

>>493143958
It's the lighting/ingame shaders.
Radagon has the exact same red hair as the fire giant, malenia radahn and messmer are meant to have radagon's exact hair color. Ranni too. It's not genetics. It's some magical curse bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:25:03 No.493145693 Report

Quoted By:

>>493145195
>>493145443
Shut up or I'll rape you. Next person who mentions red hair gets raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:29:00 No.493146185 Report

Quoted By:

Man, Midra's rewards SUCK. The greatsword is lame and has nothing to do with frenzy, while the incantation is just bad (maybe in pvp is good idk).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:32:35 No.493146609 Report

Quoted By:

radahn is the only boss that gives me trouble. I learned every other boss.
wish there was a rematch thing so I can keep fighting Messmer and Bayle. they're both fun af.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:32:43 No.493146624 Report

Quoted By: >>493146829 >>493147253

just got this drop, i read it was good but i dont know what makes it good.
can erg elaborate? ill probably use it any way since i think curved swords are really cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:34:25 No.493146829 Report

Quoted By:

>>493146624
highest ar among curved swords.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:38:08 No.493147253 Report

Quoted By:

>>493146624
Grind for a second one and equip it in the off hand to power stance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:48:46 No.493148443 Report

Quoted By:

What mods do you guys play with, if any? The dynamic shadows mod gives so much depth to flat-looking areas. I'm surprised that dynamic shadows aren't already a thing in ER.

Also, t's annoying that I need to use a boss resurrection mod just to rematch my favourite bosses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:52:55 No.493148979 Report

Quoted By: >>493149181 >>493149657

>>493140392
He's black. Just look at his actor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:54:33 No.493149181 Report

Quoted By: >>493149505 >>493149657

>>493148979
Does this man look black to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:57:18 No.493149505 Report

Quoted By: >>493149657 >>493150070

>>493149181
souls games are primarily western games so the EN VAs are the canon ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 18:58:29 No.493149657 Report

Quoted By:

>>493148979
>>493149181
>>493149505
If you fuse them you get a jew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:01:32 No.493150070 Report

Quoted By:

>>493149505
>Patches has been described as a self-insert character for Miyazaki himself, who shares the tendency to spring traps on unsuspecting players, and only appears in games Miyazaki designed or directed.
Radagon = Marika
Miquella = St. Trina
Patches = Miyazaki

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:04:15 No.493150405 Report

Quoted By: >>493150742 >>493151041 >>493152230

Help me settle this
I argued that ranni was the chocolate milk of elden ring and my friend disagrees and called me a nigger
>supporters think they're special but it's the most picked flavored milk option and thus generic
>not that tasty kinda bland
>overrated
>other flavors are infinitely better without the diarrhea like almond milk or freyja in my case

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:06:54 No.493150704 Report

Quoted By:

a twink invader got me in the catacombs and i accidently killed my gold co-oper by hitting the pillar and setting him on fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:07:11 No.493150742 Report

Quoted By: >>493151434

>>493150405
Never heard anyone claim they were special because they like chocolate milk. Every other point is subjective.
>asking your 4chan buddies to help you settle your argument
Kinda pathetic lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:09:35 No.493151041 Report

Quoted By: >>493151434

>>493150405
your friend is right, you're a nigger for going online for validation on a retarded point

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:12:50 No.493151434 Report

Quoted By:

>>493150742
>>493151041
I'm black irl don't call me that I'll cry my friend is dating a black chick but is still weirdly racist she's even more racist than he is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:13:05 No.493151460 Report

Quoted By:

>>493138601
It kinda looks like the 'spirit' side of Ranni's face which is neat.

Just needs some polishing, especially around the eyes which are just dead looking. I'm clearly in the minority who thinks her eyes would have been blue, just going by her ingame doll model and affinity for magic. Even Radagon's eyes aren't gold in the game, we just assume they would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:19:13 No.493152230 Report

Quoted By:

>>493150405
I agree
Hyetta is everything that Rannifags want Ranni to be

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:26:33 No.493153096 Report

Quoted By: >>493153386 >>493154105 >>493154480

>open chest
>get trapped by patches chest gimmick
>sent to the other side of the world
this is really cool. and here i thought limgrave was massive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:28:51 No.493153386 Report

Quoted By:

>>493153096
if you have taunters tongue you can activate it and wait for an invader to use the elevator for you
then you can access the entire capital before getting 2 great runes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:34:52 No.493154105 Report

Quoted By: >>493162385

>>493153096
Believe it or not, Limgrave is about 10% of the world's size. Closer to 5% if we count the DLC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:37:42 No.493154480 Report

Quoted By:

>>493153096
Getting teleported somewhere for the first time and realizing "how fuckin big is this game" is truly a great feeling

Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q

Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:53:12 No.493156402 Report

Quoted By: >>493159659 >>493160736

mrrmrmrr learning powerpoint again for the first time since school

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:55:18 No.493156673 Report

Quoted By:

>>493137298
care to share?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 19:56:31 No.493156824 Report

Quoted By: >>493157706

Which elden ring character would indulge in my being peed on kink

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:01:51 No.493157472 Report

Quoted By: >>493157732 >>493158179

I genuinely don't understand why they hid so many armor/weapons behind enemy loot drops. There are entire sections of the DLC map with nothing in them. There are other sections where exploration rewards you with smithing stones and other trash. Why not put armors and weapons as rewards for exploration? A helmet here, a chest piece there, it would make exploring the world infinitely more rewarding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:03:29 No.493157706 Report

Quoted By: >>493159752

>>493156824
Melina would pee on your cock, no questions asked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:03:48 No.493157732 Report

Quoted By:

>>493157472
Because you wouldn't kiss me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:07:22 No.493158179 Report

Quoted By: >>493159182

>>493157472
Miyazaki has a weird aversion to having loot chests in the world of his games. Its been this way since 2015. Dark Souls 2 on the other hand was spamming that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:15:42 No.493159182 Report

Quoted By:

>>493158179
I liked the part in Shulva where there were like 3 rooms of chests that had already been opened, to let the player understand the pain of having shit looted by the drakebloods

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:19:09 No.493159597 Report

Quoted By: >>493159984

>new cool craftable item
>requires reagent x to craft
>theres only 17 total of reagent x in the entire world per new game cycle
>but instead lets give players more smithing stone [3]'s and [4]'s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:19:34 No.493159659 Report

Quoted By: >>493161729

>>493156402
No offense but like... you didn't already have it made?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:20:07 No.493159720 Report

Quoted By: >>493161539

How much strength do I need to use the Golem Halberd two-handed (36 str/14 dex), I want to do a run with this weapon only and I want to know how much to invest on early level without farming exp from greyoll and the night calvary in dragonbarrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:20:20 No.493159752 Report

Quoted By:

>>493157706
in*

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:20:48 No.493159820 Report

Quoted By: >>493171489 >>493186307

>>493119383
Good morning, Raya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:21:24 No.493159896 Report

Quoted By: >>493159965

Why are there gankers in Seamless
YOU ALREADY INSTALLED A MOD, JUST CHEAT IN THE RESOURCES YOURE USING THIS TO FARM FOR IF YOU WANT THEM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:22:01 No.493159965 Report

Quoted By: >>493160171

>>493159896
gankers are not there to farm reagents

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:22:10 No.493159984 Report

Quoted By: >>493160293

>>493159597
I straight up gave myself 999 of every crafting material. What the fuck is the purpose of so many new consumables when crafting them needs forever? Like the harpoon consumables, do they really expect me to kill slimes for 20 hours to craft a stack of harpoons? Fuck that noise. Cheat engine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:22:13 No.493159994 Report

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:22:48 No.493160071 Report

Quoted By:

>>493119383
Oh sorry I missed this, morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:23:34 No.493160171 Report

Quoted By: >>493160492

>>493159965
Are they not? Wait then like what are they getting out of it? I don't get invaded very often I figured like it was how you got rune arcs and runes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:24:37 No.493160293 Report

Quoted By: >>493179759

>>493159984
you're right but it kinda breaks the immersion
once you cheat in a single item your walkthrough is not "wholesome" anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:26:12 No.493160492 Report

Quoted By: >>493161041

>>493160171
>what are they getting out of it?
They're showing dominance, its the same kinda people that gank low levels in mmorpg's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:27:57 No.493160736 Report

Quoted By: >>493161729

>>493156402
I’m sorry but you will lose the court battle with that kind of preparation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:28:00 No.493160746 Report

Quoted By: >>493161414 >>493161539

>requires 40 str
heh. guess i wont be using this for a while. it looks pretty cool too, too bad it aint curved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:28:50 No.493160872 Report

Quoted By:

Ymir is such a weird troon, I'm glad we got to kill him. Why are all INT characters so tranny-coded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:30:04 No.493161041 Report

Quoted By:

>>493160492
Isn't that weird and kind of mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:30:30 No.493161079 Report

Quoted By: >>493161252

I love Rya so much
I wish serpent girls were real...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:31:39 No.493161252 Report

Quoted By: >>493172567 >>493173156

>>493161079
Why? She's gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:32:51 No.493161414 Report

Quoted By:

>>493160746
you only need 27 str to 2hand it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:33:46 No.493161539 Report

Quoted By:

>>493160746
Two handing reduces str requirement by 1.5 anon, you can two hand it at 27
>>493159720
in your case is 24 str to two-hand it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:34:19 No.493161615 Report

Quoted By: >>493161853

I'm too 2 years late with this but bubbles are pretty bad... what were they thinking?

Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q

Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:35:16 No.493161729 Report

Quoted By: >>493162996

>>493159659
>No offense but like... you didn't already have it made?
>>493160736

Relax..i got three weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:36:11 No.493161853 Report

Quoted By: >>493162212

>>493161615
They aren't? The INT bubbles are decent spells and the FTH bubbles are good, with the Envoy longhorn behind one of the strongest weapons in the game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:38:30 No.493162172 Report

Quoted By: >>493162906

Yep, time to invade stormveil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:38:54 No.493162212 Report

Quoted By:

>>493161853
I oracular bubbles. Enemies never walk into them so I only damage with them when casting directly into the enemy. What's the correct use of them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:40:05 No.493162385 Report

Quoted By: >>493163739

>>493154105
It's 20% of the world's playable space actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:43:59 No.493162906 Report

Quoted By:

>>493162172
please no.. ill be there sometime tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:44:37 No.493162996 Report

Quoted By:

>>493161729
....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:50:24 No.493163721 Report

Quoted By: >>493169673

this nigga spammed for months about his epic lawsuit and is preparing just now what a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:50:35 No.493163739 Report

Quoted By: >>493164656

>>493162385
Not even close
>Limgrave = 1 Limgrave (approximate unit of measure that will be written as Lm), with Stormveil being 0.5 Lm by itself
>Weeping Peninsula: 0.5 Lm
>Caelid: 1 Lm
>Liurnia: 1.25 Lm
>Altus + Gelmir: 1.5 Lm
>Snowfield + Mountaintops + Haligtree: 1 Lm
>Farum 0.5 Lm
>Deeproot + Ainsel + Siofra: 0.75 to 1 Lm
As for the DLC, I'd say it's about 2.25 Lm total in terms of size and content.
Therefore, the game is around 10 Lm total, ± 1 Lm. Making Limgrave 10% of the game's size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:50:49 No.493163764 Report

Quoted By: >>493164002 >>493165126

The lack of consistency with scaling really bothers me.
Lightning scales with dex. Unless its an incantation, then it scales with faith, even with the gravel seal. Unless its the flower gavel, then its arcane... even though it lowers lightning resistance... which has no effect on lightning.
All the curse-themed tools, like the Omen Bairns, and the Wraith Calling Bell scale with faith/intelligence. Except the one matching weapon, Greatsword of Milos, which has quality scaling.
Ice Lightning weapons have quality scaling, but the one Ice Lightning spell has a massive faith requirement.
The Putrid Knight's Cleaver has arcane scaling for some reason, but the associated spells have faith/intelligence scaling.
Death magic requires faith and intelligence, but all of the Ghostflame weapons only have intelligence scaling.
If you want to make a themed build you have to spread you stats so thin that they aren't viable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:52:31 No.493164002 Report

Quoted By: >>493165126 >>493165458

>>493163764
Also how come the Golden Order Seal has fai/int scaling and is a rape machine but the Prince of Death Staff has the same scaling and sucks cock?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:57:20 No.493164656 Report

Quoted By:

>>493163739

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 20:58:15 No.493164786 Report

Quoted By: >>493165357

ok this crucibal knight is a fucking pain in the ass. it wouldnt be so bad if he didnt shield immediately after doing 6 attacks in a row.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:00:47 No.493165126 Report

Quoted By: >>493165274

the less i play this game and the more i forget i spent 60 euros on it, the more i realize how fucking trash it is
do i regret spending that money? no, because the launch day experience and the following 2 months were totally worth playing
the rest? fuck no
in fact i simply uninstalled this shit then pirated it with the DLC, so that's at least 40 euros not hitting the pocket of a retarded game dev

tons of shit that doesn't make sense >>493164002 and >>493163764
nerfs upon nerfs
cut content
rushed content
fucking EAC (but still have cheaters anyway)
e-celeb and pvp subhuman fellation
bosses tuned towards cheese builds

fucking sad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:01:06 No.493165170 Report

Quoted By:

>meteorite staff is a +17 +0 staff with excellent scaling
>DLC gives you a +6 INT consumable with an insignificant health drain
>even without twinsage crown i can stack 45 INT on level 30
>glintstone nail just fucking kills everything outright
>slicer, piercer, greatsword, gavel nuke 90% of anyone's HP
>hefty magic pots are stronger than cannon of haima at this point
jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:01:52 No.493165274 Report

Quoted By: >>493165337

>>493165126
youre a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:02:25 No.493165337 Report

Quoted By:

>>493165274
and you're less than a blind dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:02:34 No.493165357 Report

Quoted By: >>493165892 >>493173339 >>493173447

>>493164786
parry them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:03:26 No.493165458 Report

Quoted By: >>493165656

>>493164002
Prince of Death actually has 40 more spell power at 80/80 but it's incredibly backloaded so you really do have to go up to 80/80 for it to catch up to and surpass the seal. Why is it like this? Fuck if I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:05:02 No.493165656 Report

Quoted By: >>493166341

>>493165458
If you used the souls from every boss in the game I don't even think you'd have enough for 80/80. You cannot feasibly get those stats in one play through.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:06:50 No.493165869 Report

Quoted By:

Read the fine print, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:07:03 No.493165892 Report

Quoted By:

>>493165357
took about 6 attempts but i just ran away and reengaged with a jump attack to reset his attack patterns. if i played too close to him constantly he would string 3 different movesets back to back doing like 12 consecutive attacks in a row.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:09:19 No.493166198 Report

Quoted By: >>493166894

>Lansseax’s “human form” looks like Florissax
Ugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:10:21 No.493166341 Report

Quoted By: >>493166704

>>493165656
Boss runes would be enough for 80/80. There are probably around 1 million runes worth in rune items scattered throughout the game so you could also level VIG or MIND. Kill some mobs while going through dungeons and you'll be able to have a decent baseline of both.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:12:35 No.493166656 Report

Quoted By:

Please like and subscribe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CRH0WgTpY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:13:01 No.493166704 Report

Quoted By:

>>493166341
but then I could just make an 80/80 str/dex build that is 10x better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:14:22 No.493166894 Report

Quoted By:

>>493166198
This was the best outcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:15:22 No.493167034 Report

Quoted By: >>493169449

Fia is Fortissax

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:18:37 No.493167462 Report

Quoted By: >>493186307

>>493119383
Ohayo~

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:21:32 No.493167830 Report

Quoted By: >>493168394

>>493133505
He's not wrong, Ranni is for rape. Ranni is for rape. Ranni is for rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:25:59 No.493168394 Report

Quoted By:

>>493167830
I don’t think Ranni can feel anything in her doll vessel. She is just a spirit inhabiting an object.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:26:37 No.493168467 Report

Quoted By:

Ancient Dragon's are so horrible to fight for all the wrong reasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:35:06 No.493169449 Report

Quoted By:

>>493167034
Fia has the same hairstyle as marika and weirdly looks like her face wise.
Why did fortisaxx make the form it planned on sleepbanging godwyn with look like his mom?

Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q

Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:36:58 No.493169673 Report

Quoted By: >>493171249

>>493163721
>thinking i'm just preparing now

i've been gathering data from lawyers, i'm just now preparing the powerpoint which is just a slide show of the cut content. I have a script which i've been working on for the legal business.

Here's the cause of action
>A party may also be liable for fraud by knowingly concealing or omiting material information in violation of a duty to disclose it. See Buffalo-Water 1, LLC v. Fidelity Real Estate Co., LLC,
481 Mass. 13, 25 (2018) (elements of fraud by omission). In such a case, the judge must adapt these instructions

The legal question is: does Bandai Namco Games have a legal duty to disclose the hidden game in Elden Ring?

I'm arguing they do. It's misrepresentation by only showing half the game and hiding the other behind a wild goose chase that turns you insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:41:14 No.493170186 Report

Quoted By: >>493170673

>>493138601
She looks like she "experimented" with Blaidd when she hit puberty. Demigoddess cunny getting plapped while her breath comes in short little pants. She feels Blaidd drooling into her hair and starts to complain but her voice chokes out when she feels her cervix get reached for the first time ever in her life. Blaidd's starting to make a weird keening noise and rutting into her harder and harder. Something big and solid is pushing insistently against her puffy lips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:42:56 No.493170389 Report

Quoted By:

>sword of the Lord of Frenzied Flame
>has 0 (zero) madness buildup and no relation to madness at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:45:24 No.493170673 Report

Quoted By: >>493171072

>>493170186
Miyazaki confirmed blaidd was gay. Seluvis was inspired by ranni in his rapey ways. It's why she let him get away with it. She went around raping random people in liunaria which is why the cuckoos rebelled. She specifically went after young males. It's also why she shows interest in our tarnished. Our character is decades or centuries younger. She's a pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:45:56 No.493170748 Report

Quoted By:

>invade in Charo's Hidden Grave
>wave and be friendly and let them kill the tibia mariner
>lead them to the grace
>watch them walk towards the graveside bird arena and just sit down and wait
Free Rune arc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:48:43 No.493171072 Report

Quoted By: >>493171225

>>493170673
Makes sense considering rellana is a pedo too going after her nephew who's younger than her. I wouldn't be surprised if rennala was notably older than radagon/marika when they wed. Then we of course have radahn and miquella who's eternally childlike. Carians are pedos except rykard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:49:58 No.493171225 Report

Quoted By:

>>493171072
Rennala had a fun time with the weird kids in her room.
>except Rykard
Travelled to some far away land to get a wife. Looks old as shit compared to her. Just connect the dots.

Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q

Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:50:11 No.493171249 Report

Quoted By:

>>493169673
here's a legal argument

>When evaluating a motion to dismiss a claim for declaratory relief under rule 12 (b) (6), a judge must proceed in two steps. First, the judge must determine whether the claim was "properly brought." See Mscisz v. Kashner Davidson Sec. Corp., 446 Mass. 1008, 1010 (2006). A claim for declaratory relief is "properly brought" where the plaintiff demonstrates that an actual controversy exists, see G. L. c. 231A, § 1 (courts may issue declaratory judgments where "an actual controversy has arisen and is specifically set forth in the pleadings")

If i can prove a controversy exists, the court can rule in my favor that my claim was "properly brought".

Is there anyone here that would deny a controversy exists surrounding the other half of the game?

this seems like an easy case to prove in massachusetts...don't make me chase you all the way to california...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:51:43 No.493171415 Report

Quoted By: >>493173136

It took me until NG+7 to realize how incredibly important it is to have an Endure stick as a FTH caster
Literal game changer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:52:13 No.493171489 Report

Quoted By: >>493172957

>>493159820
Radahnbro... you're still alive!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:53:18 No.493171595 Report

Quoted By:

unfortunately

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:53:35 No.493171638 Report

Quoted By: >>493172327

Romina looks like a MMO enemy
What a stupid boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 21:59:19 No.493172327 Report

Quoted By:

>>493171638
She's my least favourite boss of the DLC
>stupid design and low quality textures/model
>easy
>small arena
>shitty camera that makes me dizzy
>lock on point too high, doesn't let you hit her with short weapons and you need to go unlocked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:01:27 No.493172567 Report

Quoted By: >>493192342

>>493161252
your face is gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:02:48 No.493172725 Report

Quoted By: >>493172973

Anyone know
-any stat requirements for an item build
-anyone who looks like a jew to help search for sliders

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:04:48 No.493172957 Report

Quoted By:

>>493171489
Yeah, if you want to call this a "life." I'm still trapped with nothing to do except play Fromsoft games and post here indefinitely. I guess nobody ever really gets abused by their family, huh? Anyone who says they did is clearly just crazy/on drugs, looking for attention, and needs to be kept confined by the people they claim abused them in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:04:57 No.493172973 Report

Quoted By:

>>493172725
Itemfind you'll want max arc, so bleed probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:06:16 No.493173136 Report

Quoted By: >>493174818

>>493171415
It's pretty nuts that the one thing they didn't bring over from DS3 was giving seals the ability to poisecast in exchange for more FP cost
Like instead of giving seals the ability to have any AoW, they just gave them nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:06:23 No.493173156 Report

Quoted By:

>>493161252
Are you single

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:07:52 No.493173339 Report

Quoted By:

>>493165357
>You can jump the 50% hp rejection
I never even thought to try that, learn something new every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:08:50 No.493173447 Report

Quoted By:

>>493165357
whoa you can even jump the transformation burst

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:13:31 No.493174001 Report

Quoted By:

been having connection issues on pc all day, anyone else? will finally get summoned then connection errors out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:19:22 No.493174674 Report

Quoted By: >>493181520

I can't decide between offhand slicer+swift gs vs catch flame (+lightning spear?) for bloody helice. Any suggestions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:20:53 No.493174818 Report

Quoted By:

>>493173136
Yet another victim of PVP balance philosophy.
It's insane that they gutted so many mechanics and then put busted weapons that ruin PVP anyway. Like the balance is done by 2 separate teams who don't communicate. One doesn't give a shit about PVP and the other thinks it's the whole point of the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:21:11 No.493174851 Report

Quoted By: >>493181848

Can I use Rennala to set my RL to a certain threshold?
I don't want to create more characters...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:22:34 No.493175031 Report

Quoted By:

Invader bros.......Let the troling begin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Sybes33s8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:23:06 No.493175090 Report

Quoted By: >>493175342 >>493175780 >>493177089

Theory
The greater will is a star
The primeval current is a pulsar or the remnants of the greater will that supernova'd

Here's a fact however, the microcosm metyr summons is labeled as "sun" in the files

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:24:59 No.493175276 Report

Quoted By: >>493175418

>BOSSES TOO EASY
>BOSSES TOO HARD
>YOU CAN'T YOU SUMMONS
>YOU SHOULD USE SUMMONS
>FROMSOFT HAS FALLEN OFF
>FROMSOFT IS BETTER THAN EVER

I never liked bosses. I enjoy the exploration and level design in these games, the bosses have always just been something I tolerate rather than enjoy. I'm pretty happy that I can just take mimic tear and spam ice spear to win.

I would love to see what FromSoft would do if they made a game similar to the Sould formula, without classic bosses like this at all. Concentrate fully on the level design, and focus fully on the tension of exploring a level while managing limited resources. Stretch out the spacing between checkpoints, and make it feel more like a survival horror.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:25:30 No.493175342 Report

Quoted By: >>493175780

>>493175090
I mean, the Red star the thorn sorcerers saw and the Red mother are probably one in the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:26:12 No.493175418 Report

Quoted By:

>>493175276
it would be great but the genre is turning into boss rushes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:27:11 No.493175553 Report

Quoted By:

I think I fucked up, I reached Romina with 18 scadutree fragments and I first tried her.
The base game had the same problem with it becoming trivial if you actually explore things. Why is From like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:28:56 No.493175780 Report

Quoted By: >>493176268

>>493175090
>>493175342
The fell god is associated with the sun. The greater will through metyr is associated with the sun. The greater will split from the one great. There are celestial object "stars" and literal "stars" in space.

Most gods, outergods and non outergods all stem from the original one great, including the likes of the fellgod, whatever the moons are, the space portal black moon, the bloodstar, and more. They're all split aspects of the same original being. The greater will is just the largest piece

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:30:40 No.493175984 Report

Quoted By: >>493176231 >>493186979

Leda is kinda cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:32:41 No.493176231 Report

Quoted By: >>493176838 >>493186979

>>493175984

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:33:01 No.493176268 Report

Quoted By: >>493176635 >>493178896

>>493175780
The Fell God is Jupiter. The eye of the fire giant looks like fire storms in the pole of Jupiter.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:33:18 No.493176304 Report

Quoted By: >>493176512

Alright so Margit took two tries, it was way easier than the crucibal knight. i really like my turtle shield.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:35:01 No.493176512 Report

Quoted By: >>493176772

>>493176304
Why do you have so much vigor dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:36:05 No.493176635 Report

Quoted By:

>>493176268
You're Jupiter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:37:13 No.493176772 Report

Quoted By:

>>493176512
i like vigger but i stopped and im leveling endurance now so i can have more stamina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:37:33 No.493176818 Report

Quoted By: >>493179036 >>493182270

>that hp bar
its fucking twice as long as mine was before final game completion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:37:47 No.493176838 Report

Quoted By: >>493177715 >>493186979

>>493176231

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:39:51 No.493177089 Report

Quoted By:

>>493175090
the primeval current is just time
>When Azur glimpsed into the primeval current, he saw darkness.
he looked into the future and saw the heat death of the universe
>When Lusat glimpsed into the primeval current, he beheld the final moments of a great star cluster
he looked into the future and saw the end of star formation
>The glimpse of theprimeval current that the astrologer saw became real, and the stars' amber rained down on this land.
he looked a much shorter distance into the future and glintstone fell to earth

even just by name alone it makes sense for the primeval current to be time, it basically just means the first flow, the flow of time would logically have to be the first flow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:44:53 No.493177715 Report

Quoted By:

>>493176838
Is this a new figure?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:51:28 No.493178490 Report

Quoted By:

>>493045347
Getting summoned for Rykard is just accepting that the host will die as soon as second phase hits. Same for the gargoyles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:52:33 No.493178612 Report

Quoted By: >>493198145

>>493056085
>faith
>spam catch flame and dragon maw, and maybe pest threads against a big guy
>int
>spam rock sling and carian slicer, and maybe shard spiral against a big guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:54:53 No.493178896 Report

Quoted By: >>493179756

>>493176268
Is it not speculated that Jupiter is a failed star?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:56:11 No.493179036 Report

Quoted By: >>493181813

>>493176818
it looks like 50-60
Same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 22:56:12 No.493179042 Report

Quoted By:

>>493066314
Even if they were an one time consumable. Why wouldn't you use it? The first thing I do when I find something is try that shit out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:02:26 No.493179756 Report

Quoted By:

>>493178896
Nah, it's way too small. It just happens to be comprised of hydrogen and helium, which is what stars begin with. But if it makes you feel better, the word "planet," in the original Greek means "wandering star."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:02:28 No.493179759 Report

Quoted By:

>>493160293
Sometimes wholesome men must do unwholesome things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:17:16 No.493181520 Report

Quoted By: >>493182773

>>493174674
>I can't decide between offhand slicer+swift gs vs catch flame (+lightning spear?) for bloody helice. Any suggestions?
anyone, pls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:19:44 No.493181813 Report

Quoted By: >>493182772 >>493189616

>>493179036
its 40 vigor why am i getting bullied it lets me take more hits to do damage. its effectively more dpm (for me)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:20:04 No.493181848 Report

Quoted By:

>>493174851
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:23:46 No.493182270 Report

Quoted By: >>493183373 >>493189616

>>493176818
>not leveling vig
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:28:15 No.493182772 Report

Quoted By:

>>493181813
Oh.
No complaints, Its just I usually stop at 30 until altus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:28:15 No.493182773 Report

Quoted By:

>>493181520
catch flame

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:33:51 No.493183373 Report

Quoted By: >>493189616

>>493182270
le ebin pro player who never gets hit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:39:18 No.493184030 Report

Quoted By: >>493211354

Got another Destined Death kino kill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:41:36 No.493184301 Report

Quoted By: >>493187643 >>493187803 >>493189162 >>493189468 >>493193251 >>493194102

Fuuuuuuuug these guys are strong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:47:51 No.493185040 Report

Quoted By: >>493185146 >>493186409

>>493031171
finally sat down and finished the DLC
it really took the whole game from a 9/10 down top a 7/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:48:53 No.493185146 Report

Quoted By:

>>493185040
thanks for 40 dollar gaijin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:58:41 No.493186307 Report

Quoted By:

>>493159820
>>493167462

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 23:59:38 No.493186409 Report

Quoted By:

>>493185040
filtered

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:04:16 No.493186979 Report

Quoted By:

>>493175984
>>493176231
>>493176838
Her womb? Exclusively for the sperm of big sweaty smelly masculine men with short hair. She cries the entire time she's being fucked trying and failing to imagine it's Miquella, then sobs harder afterwards. She had saved herself this whole time for a cute fragrant long-haired little blond shota for nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:06:14 No.493187194 Report

Quoted By: >>493189680

why is /erg/ obsessed with writting cuck fantasies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:08:01 No.493187395 Report

Quoted By:

theres not enough honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:10:08 No.493187643 Report

Quoted By: >>493187804 >>493188026

>>493184301
Which ones are those?
Like I recognize them somewhat, as the horned warriors, but that's the divine beast head...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:11:35 No.493187803 Report

Quoted By:

>>493184301
I just ran past them.
I rushed through all of Enir-Ilim just so I could get Leda's coat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:11:35 No.493187804 Report

Quoted By: >>493188024 >>493189387

>>493187643
The autists in Enir Ilim...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:13:35 No.493188024 Report

Quoted By:

>>493187804
Ah, I've not gotten there yet.
Currently just opened up the Coffin cave place and am working my way through there.
Then I'll do the Bony village, followed by the Castle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:13:36 No.493188026 Report

Quoted By:

>>493187643
the ones that twirl in the air and summon thunder and lightning

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:19:51 No.493188715 Report

Quoted By: >>493189112

Flame Spear or Flame Skewer on Milady on a Pure FTH run?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:23:31 No.493189112 Report

Quoted By:

>>493188715
>run
Flame Spear is way better for PVE.
Range + longer lasting buff + benefits from Godfrey's Icon that also boosts most good incantations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:23:59 No.493189162 Report

Quoted By:

>>493184301
They literally have more HP than Malenia on NG+7. Genuinely impossible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:25:50 No.493189387 Report

Quoted By:

>>493187804
They're too strong to be autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:26:34 No.493189468 Report

Quoted By:

>>493184301
Why is nu-From obsessed with giving enemies zero windup radial aura attacks? The stupid wind storm shit was bullshit on Godrick and the banished knights but they made an even worse version with the ice storm shit these guys can do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:27:47 No.493189616 Report

Quoted By: >>493189756 >>493191502

>>493182270
>>493183373
Dumping into your healthbar has always been the fastest and easiest way to trivialize the games
>>493181813
You have an endgame sized healthbar on the tutorial boss
How do you even get to 40 vigor that early

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:28:23 No.493189680 Report

Quoted By:

>>493187194
It's 33/33/33 split between
>wholesome chungus wife/husband marriage
>generic gooner coomslop
>rapesnuff shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:28:59 No.493189756 Report

Quoted By:

>>493189616
who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:31:00 No.493189985 Report

Quoted By:

>not dying in one hit is playing easy mode
if you press the dodge button once you did not beat the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:40:00 No.493190978 Report

Quoted By: >>493191915 >>493192742 >>493193134

Is it just me or are all the loreniggers missing super obvious shit because they are looking too hard for details and missing the bigger picture?

i.e it's supposed to be allegory and metaphor, it's not just influenced by real world history and religions but intentionally parallels them to make a point about what faith is and how we ended up believing in some of the crazy carckpot bullshit we do in real life.

Maybe I am overthinking it too. But tl;dr it isn't all supposed to make sense and that's not a cop out, it's the point.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:44:23 No.493191502 Report

Quoted By:

>>493189616
im level 39 and just pumped everything into viggy until 3 levels ago. now im doing stamina until maybe 20 or 25 or whenever i can carry two curved swords without fat rolling.
also ive been exploring every corner of Limgrave and killing everything ive come across. and i was able to pop those gold fowl chicken legs for extra runes after killing a couple of bosses.
so far im having a blast with the game, im just finishing up stormveil i think. i got a portion left to explore

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:47:54 No.493191915 Report

Quoted By:

>>493190978
your reading is not only surface level, it's retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:51:28 No.493192342 Report

Quoted By:

>>493172567
What? No it's not

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:55:10 No.493192742 Report

Quoted By: >>493206924

>>493190978
Not all writers are as good storytellers as the people who read their books
Sometimes theories or headcanons can be better than whatever canon the creator had intended
FROMplots just have an element of unreliable narration to them which draws in everyone who loves that shit and then validates their shit by being vague
There are many different layers to your question and the one I take issue is the one in reality with the fact of that GRR nigger infecting the story when he probably doesn't give a shit about videogames. No writer wants the best of their work to be in some random bullshit. That every boss and lorenigger starts with G R or M is the first sign that some inferior quality writing faggotry went down

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 00:58:57 No.493193134 Report

Quoted By:

>>493190978
this but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:00:00 No.493193251 Report

Quoted By:

>>493184301
I think that every lion guy combined killed me more than Radahn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:07:47 No.493194102 Report

Quoted By:

>>493184301
Just parry their main sword swings and rollslop their special attacks. They are literally crucible knight palette swaps.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:11:13 No.493194485 Report

Quoted By: >>493195365

tough fight, but i have your shard now.
also soap is really neat. thanks to the co oper who dropped a dozen for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:19:32 No.493195365 Report

Quoted By: >>493198842

>>493194485
What's happening here are you a gay ERPer LARPing as a first time player or do you actually a lewd slut who wants to suffocate to death on erg cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:22:35 No.493195653 Report

Quoted By:

I had to lower my NG+7 level to NG+ for Leda and her allies because all together they have around 250k HP, if you consider the flask
You read that right

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:45:33 No.493198145 Report

Quoted By:

>>493178612
shard spiral is hard to get early

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:52:08 No.493198842 Report

Quoted By: >>493199396 >>493218809

>>493195365
yes. im done playing for today. tomorrow i will explore this place, its very pretty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:55:21 No.493199198 Report

Quoted By:

>missed one scadutree fragment
Well I'll be damned
I should've kept track

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:57:12 No.493199396 Report

Quoted By:

>>493198842
Have fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 01:59:30 No.493199646 Report

Quoted By: >>493200007

Miquella is supposed to have pursued metaphysical knowledge, as in he tried to solve his problems by understanding how the world works on a deeper level, e.g. Golden Order Fundamentalism and Unalloyed Gold. Fundamentalism is the physics of the setting and required extensive study and high intelligence; all of Miquella's base game spells need high INT to use and he himself is referred to as a "bold and meticulous craftsman who grasps the essence of life itself." He's a scientist.

That knowledge allowed him to accomplish remarkable things, even if Mohg kidnapping him left him unable to see the true culmination. I was expecting more of that in the DLC - Miquella as a scientist or engineer, leaving the player answers about things like the origin of the Erdtree for example (given that the whole thing is about the Erdtree's shadow) and him using that knowledge to further pursue his goals the way he did with Unalloyed Gold. Instead we get temper tantrum Miquella making really obvious mistakes because he... want to fuck his brother?

His whole characterization in the DLC flipped the script without warning on who he was supposed to be as per the base game, and I am eternally confused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:02:46 No.493200007 Report

Quoted By: >>493201580 >>493227531

>>493199646
things that are mentioned once or never in relation to Miquella in the DLC

>the Haligtree
>Unalloyed Gold
>Fundamentalism
>Albinaurics
>Misbegotten
>Godwyn
>fucking Malenia

If you only played the DLC would there even be a single sign that Miquella is intelligent at all, or had any talents at all beyond randomly being born with mind control powers? Is his study of the universe's laws and fabric referenced even once? What about him making weapons and tools like the Golden Epitaph and Malenia's prosthetics? DLC Miquella and Game Miquella are essentially different characters entirely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:06:33 No.493200361 Report

Quoted By:

>>493059180
155 +10 before Leyndell is some serious grinding bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:09:14 No.493200625 Report

Quoted By:

>>493073447
frenzy if you can still lockon, bow for manual aiming

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:17:01 No.493201456 Report

Quoted By: >>493205632

>>493074384
level vig, like 10 vig per zone up to 40 before endgame
level end to wear good armor for at least 51 poise
choose a build instead of spreading your stats all over the place. You can respec later
actually use the tears and talismans you find
at least give crafting a look, some stuff can be very useful early on
Weapon bufff (ashes or spells) are really good in early game.
Low level incants are all-around great to have on hand for various situations
Try to always have a blunt weapon on top of your regular weapon, a basic club or mace can be a massive difference for certain bosses or just to stagger.
Similarly try to always have throwing knives or a bow & arrow to pull or finish off enemies.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:18:09 No.493201580 Report

Quoted By: >>493227359

>>493200007
>DLC is about Miquella throwing everything away
Dunno what you expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:32:24 No.493203125 Report

Quoted By: >>493205632

>>493074384
Left stick button's another way to dismount your horse. Easier for jumping off than reaching for the d-pad on a controller
The jar shards replenish after throwing a pot
One of the early major bosses allows you to respec stats.
Sometimes you have to grace teleport to a different region and back for an npc's location to update
Take note of weapons you like that uses somber smithing stones, or vice versa, compared to your primary weap, and consider those as secondary weaps as they won't take upgrading materials from your primary

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:40:32 No.493203949 Report

Quoted By: >>493204214 >>493205082 >>493205162 >>493206418

Name one enemy that is more fear and panic-inducing than the Royal Revenant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:43:07 No.493204214 Report

Quoted By:

>>493203949
>mimic ashes +10
>radagon soreseal
>bloodhound fang

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:46:08 No.493204529 Report

Quoted By:

is it objectively and irrefutably BM to use urgent heal in a duel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:49:11 No.493204812 Report

Quoted By:

>>493074384
>Exploration
Strongly advise to not go into other different "areas" until you're done with the current one. Go by maps - if you don't have the map for that place yet, continue exploring in the one you do. The game is largely balanced difficulty wise - all enemies in Limgrave are balanced around starting player stats.
That said, let your whimsy take over - explore as you go. The game is much more fun when you're not worried about stuff.
Bricking NPC quests is relatively hard, but you might skip portions of their quests if you do certain triggers
Strongly suggest engaging on foot with enemies. Horseback fighting is ass, and Torrent will let you skip almost ANYTHING so if you want you can legitimately just skip anything in the overworld.

>Combat
You're not playing aggressively enough.
Posture breaking is the most powerful thing you can do in the game and finding ways to posture break enemies with your build severely improve your efficacy in combat
Enemies, bosses specially, can mix up their combos.

>Stats
50-60 VIG is your end goal, aim for that. You can get by with maybe less if you're really good at boss patterns and dodging.
Protection is just as, if not more, important than your actual HP. Dragoncrest Shield Talismans are some of the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:52:04 No.493205082 Report

Quoted By:

>>493203949
The divine beast warriors
For me royal revenants are nothing more than pinatas that I can hit with heal spells to cause a satisfying sound effect

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:52:54 No.493205162 Report

Quoted By: >>493206418

>>493203949
runebears

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:55:46 No.493205426 Report

Quoted By: >>493206512

i really fucking hate how passivity is rewarded in this game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 02:57:40 No.493205632 Report

Quoted By: >>493205974

>>493201456
>>493203125
thanks for the write up anon, much appreciative of the tips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:00:56 No.493205974 Report

Quoted By:

>>493205632
If you block an attack, you can follow with a heavy attack for a devastating counter. Know your enemy well enough that you only block the last hit of a combo, or you'll get hit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:05:03 No.493206418 Report

Quoted By:

>>493203949
heal spell
>>493205162
sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:05:53 No.493206512 Report

Quoted By:

>>493205426
It does? To me, it feels like this game rewards you for being almost suicidal and trade a shitload, far more than any defensive play

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl

"Radahn" !!uY2diQOhfkl Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:09:51 No.493206924 Report

Quoted By:

>>493192742
I liked Martin's point in his blog addressing the G R M characters. He said his name is right there on the cover of the game, he doesn't need to put his initials in it.

Also, he's big on the theme of history being written by the victors - or at the very least, written by whomever is around to hear about what happened. Fire and Blood has a lot of parts where the author states the outcome of a situation, along with the varying accounts of different witnesses, and leaves it up to the reader to decide which account may really be true, ie a guy dies at a council meeting behind closed doors and some people say he fell, others say he started a fight, and still more people say he was ambushed. Pair that element of unreliable narrators writing history with Miyazaki's love for filling in the narrative gaps with your imagination and you've got one hell of a patchwork of events and characters that never quite forms a complete picture.

At launch it felt almost like a Chinese puzzle box, with each piece of lore that answered questions knocking another piece of lore out of alignment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:15:40 No.493207549 Report

Quoted By: >>493208090

This game has too much shit that needs to be farmed for crafting, too many merchants that are useless and I know a solution that would've solved both issues...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:20:14 No.493208090 Report

Quoted By: >>493208210

>>493207549
A bit too on the nose don't you think? The "merchants" controlling every facet of supply and demand in the lands between? You filthy pauper antisemite. P'THEW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:21:26 No.493208210 Report

Quoted By:

>>493208090
art imitates life, there's no point in hiding it anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:27:45 No.493208869 Report

Quoted By: >>493209063

whats with everyone wearing the stupid cone hat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:29:27 No.493209063 Report

Quoted By: >>493209256

>>493208869
+3 int

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:31:09 No.493209256 Report

Quoted By: >>493209352

>>493209063
no not the brown banana the red one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:31:57 No.493209352 Report

Quoted By: >>493209749

>>493209256
oh the fire knight's one? it's a free erdtree favor so +HP +Stamina +Weight

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:35:05 No.493209674 Report

Quoted By: >>493209941

Messmer's #1 executioner
CRUSH hornsent
BURN hornsent
STRANGLE hornsent

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:35:50 No.493209749 Report

Quoted By: >>493210454

>>493209352
loks awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:37:09 No.493209872 Report

Quoted By: >>493210248 >>493210786

>100+ hour long game
>NO bonfire ascetic mechanic so we can't refight bosses or reset dungeons to explore them again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:37:55 No.493209941 Report

Quoted By:

>>493209674
How well does this build work in PVP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:40:43 No.493210248 Report

Quoted By: >>493210384

>>493209872
They removed literally every good thing Ds2 came up with. Even funny harmless shit like the ability to see all the deaths from all the bloodstains in an area so you could see hordes of dudes killing themselves or getting mogged by a mimic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:41:58 No.493210384 Report

Quoted By:

>>493210248
god ds2 was peak SOUL. i should replay it again soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:42:38 No.493210454 Report

Quoted By:

>>493209749
that's from alright. all the good armor looks like shit so you're forced to look like a retard if you wanna minmax some build
this is why you should never summon white mask tards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:45:59 No.493210786 Report

Quoted By: >>493211717 >>493213669

>>493209872
>NG+ remains the same through all cycles
>0 meaningful ways to use the pvp prizes
>No covenants
>No bonfire ascetic
>Powerstancing is lame as shit and every mongoloid can do it without any heavy stat requirements
>No PvP boss (To be honest it would probably get ganked to hell but still)
According to the financial reports they expect this game to last a long ass while too but everything is unfinished, half baked or stupidly implemented, why are here? Just to suffer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:47:47 No.493210973 Report

Quoted By:

I thought I was being cheeky, engaging with O'Neal and then summoning whats her face but then I watched as his HP bar changed the moment she appeared on the battlefield.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:51:18 No.493211354 Report

Quoted By:

>>493184030
very cool anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:55:02 No.493211708 Report

Quoted By: >>493211770 >>493211936

What the fuck are grace mimics even supposed to be
I thought it was a little utility to make a temporary grace but all it seems to do is point in some general direction?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:55:05 No.493211717 Report

Quoted By: >>493211904 >>493211907 >>493212104

>>493210786
I miss ds2 powerstancing. Remember majestic greatsword powerstancing? That shit was good as hell. Imagine holding Y with two weapons and your character does the radahn/vengarl pose? Now imagine you get lb rb and rt as different moves, with weapon art still on lt. Literally could've done it perfect with their massive resources and they still half assed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:55:32 No.493211770 Report

Quoted By:

>>493211708
:)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:56:57 No.493211904 Report

Quoted By:

>>493211717
They reuse so much shit yet they didn't reuse that
It's unbelievable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:56:58 No.493211907 Report

Quoted By:

>>493211717
You could also power-stance with two different weapon types as long as they both had the same category of attacks like thrusting or slashing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:57:18 No.493211936 Report

Quoted By:

>>493211708
They are for PVP. Back when the game released I'd invade in catacombs, set up grace mimics, wait behind the corner and then blow the host up with the ruptured tears. Fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:57:46 No.493211982 Report

Quoted By:

>>493032406
After Radahn there should have been a reverse Midra scenario where with Radahn dead it's just weak-ass little Miquella crawling around like a slug trying to fight us while seething, and we easily kill him in one hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 03:58:58 No.493212104 Report

Quoted By:

>>493211717
They couldn't even bother to make Stomp uppercut and sweep the same ash like Square Off and you think they could've pulled that off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:15:04 No.493213669 Report

Quoted By:

>>493210786
you're talking to the same game where they wanted to do a multimedia franchise and the only thing they could come up with in 2 years is 3 mangas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:28:39 No.493214923 Report

Quoted By:

i completely forgot diallos ever existed in this game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:30:53 No.493215127 Report

Quoted By: >>493215207 >>493226052 >>493227171 >>493230891

>>493031171
>*Ring ring*
>Hello, this is Malenia blade of Miquella with Hotwife (male) Services, how may I direct your cock?
>Uh huh... Uh huh... You said there are FOUR of you? At ten inches a pop?
>And what time would you like to plow my brother?
>And would you like the Express or Deluxe package? Deluxe means I leave for the entire night and you can try to knock her up. For an extra fee I'll be on call to bring snacks and condoms.
>Okay, so I have Radahn, Mohg, Godwyn, and Gaius down for 8 PM, Deluxe Package plus cuck duty for me. Thanks!
>*slams phone down* HOLY HOPPIN HAPPY HORSESHIT, MIQUELLA SAMA!!! WE'VE GOT 5 VIRILE BOSS BVLLS COMING TONIGHT TO FUCK YOU INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!! BETTER START STRETCHING THOSE BUSSY WALLS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:31:46 No.493215207 Report

Quoted By: >>493215334

>>493215127
I never understood this meme.
Is Krillin a cuck now or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:33:04 No.493215334 Report

Quoted By:

>>493215207
>now
https://youtu.be/ltfoyIqz4SM?si=-kE3NTRMT0OgMx2z
He's been a cuck for a few decades

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:38:36 No.493215820 Report

Quoted By: >>493216192

I like how the ganksquad boss arena is also a perfect place to set up a ganksquad.
From knows their games better than people give them credit for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:43:25 No.493216192 Report

Quoted By: >>493216816

>>493215820
Hard to tell whether it's a dedicated gank or just coopers about to fight the boss. Once an invaders speaks in, boss sign disappears so they can't enter it until the invader dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:50:42 No.493216816 Report

Quoted By:

>>493216192
Why do they do this, nobody likes that, I'd rather be fogwalled honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:03:23 No.493217847 Report

Quoted By:

>chaos

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:10:27 No.493218420 Report

Quoted By: >>493242240

I feel like i'm doing fuck all damge for Consort Radahn
I have 16 blessings and can barely proc Ranni's room and frost and then eat shit at phase 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:15:23 No.493218809 Report

Quoted By:

>>493198842
keep us posted on your playthrough i wanna see

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:15:31 No.493218817 Report

Quoted By:

Inseminating Type B's in the Lands Between

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:28:03 No.493219771 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:31:47 No.493220047 Report

Quoted By: >>493242353

>Been playing with Godrick's great rune on to meet the min requirements of my equipment until my level catches up to it
>Go fight Mimic Tear
>It can't use my equipment so it spends half the time doing the "huh" casting animation
I know it's not a hard boss at all but I laughed

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:32:11 No.493220068 Report

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>>493068606
Because all the criticism it gets is wrong and retarded and comes from subhumans that play like this.
Hope this clears out why Elden Ring fans have a (justified) sense of superiority
Now go to dsg, nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:35:33 No.493220340 Report

Quoted By: >>493230573

WHAT THE FUCK STARDUST INCREASED DAMAGE TAKEN BY 30% I never noticed no wonder I've been eating shit so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:41:24 No.493220795 Report

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>>493068606
>being the most flawed fromsoft game
No, it's their best game by far
>to date has also the most rabid and neurotic fanboys who harass and witch hunt anyone who dares to criticize it.
Like the holocaust, this didn't happen but it should have

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:43:07 No.493220907 Report

Quoted By: >>493221075

Good dex/fth weapons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:45:17 No.493221075 Report

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>>493220907
messmer spear

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:50:04 No.493221428 Report

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What did he do to them to deserve this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:50:29 No.493221450 Report

Quoted By: >>493221546

I’m level 80 inside Leyndell and just unlocked the shunning grounds. Am I playing progressing well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:51:30 No.493221540 Report

Quoted By:

>>493068606
Bloodborne fans are extremely insecure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:51:35 No.493221546 Report

Quoted By: >>493221792

>>493221450
weapon level is more relevant than your rune level

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:53:20 No.493221673 Report

Quoted By: >>493223084

>36 hours later
>same thread
this town's finished

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:55:07 No.493221792 Report

Quoted By: >>493221851

>>493221546
My weapon level is +17

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:56:10 No.493221851 Report

Quoted By: >>493222049

>>493221792
i honestly don't even bother upgrading past +12 until the area after leyndell since you get the ability to buy stones up to +18 at that point

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:57:04 No.493221909 Report

Quoted By: >>493227083

I hope From keeps ignoring shitters and subhuman normalfaggots and they don't downgrade from SotE bosses back to the rollslam and punish trash design of the Souls trilogy to please double digit monkeys and youtubers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 05:59:05 No.493222049 Report

Quoted By: >>493222125

>>493221851
How about when you get to mountaintops and farum Azula?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:00:15 No.493222125 Report

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>>493222049
that's what i mean, you get the 3rd bell bearing right at the start of mountaintops

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:13:18 No.493223084 Report

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>>493221673
The game is dead. It's gotten to the point I keep seeing the same coopers/hosts/invaders while cooping on vanilla PC. It's better when I invade on the shitter mod but that's not gonna last for much longer either.
This place is now mostly frequented by tumblr trannies and femcels, which is why the OP image is always dogshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:20:00 No.493223547 Report

Quoted By: >>493224138

i think the biggest wasted potential in ER were great runes. They really could've done cool things with those and instead its all worthless

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:25:21 No.493223870 Report

Quoted By: >>493224139 >>493224524

Why does nobody use spirit ashes?

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:29:40 No.493224138 Report

Quoted By: >>493224659

>>493223547
What the fuck are you talking about? The Great Rune system is great

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:29:40 No.493224139 Report

Quoted By:

>>493223870
don't wanna be accused of not beating the game...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:35:30 No.493224524 Report

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>>493223870
Because nothing trivializes the game more than splitting aggro. There are a few bosses that are designed with some tools against them, like the Golden Hippo's massive AoE attacks or Consort Radahn's fakeouts targeting the non-primary target and miquella's light pillars but generally, bosses can't deal with split aggro. Summoning a tank spirit ash and only attacking the boss when he's aggrod onto it is one of the most braindead ways to play.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:37:40 No.493224659 Report

Quoted By: >>493225808 >>493225985

>>493224138
It's literally just Malenia's Great Rune that changes how you can play the game, everything else is just a stat buff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:53:51 No.493225808 Report

Quoted By:

>>493224659
Lol I've still not found that hippo, and I've killed 2 already

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:55:11 No.493225912 Report

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It is time for /erg/ to end....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:56:03 No.493225985 Report

Quoted By: >>493226549

>>493224659
Godrick's Great Rune allows you to meet requirements if you are willing not to have a boost
Radahn's vs Morgott's is a choice dependingon wheter you invested in FP or not
Mohg's is great in invasions
Rykard's is great for dungeon clearing and basically ring of the evil eye but good
They all completent builds and work great, none of them are useless. Some are more niche maybe.
Cosidering it comes from the garbage Rune system of Bloodborne, it's a massive improvement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:56:57 No.493226052 Report

Quoted By:

>>493215127
Malenia said this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:04:16 No.493226526 Report

Quoted By: >>493227171

>493215127
the epitome of forced meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:04:41 No.493226549 Report

Quoted By: >>493230834

>>493225985
1.dogshit after you hit like 60 RL
2. 15% more FP is like ONE more small spell cast maybe one good spell
3. meme, especially when you can just use Morgott's to not die to players
4. regular enemies in dungeons are so easy to kill and you can usually get to the next grace before you run out of flasks
basically you use godrick early to mid game then Morgott's late game to not die

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:13:18 No.493227083 Report

Quoted By:

>>493221909
But PCR is literally the epitome of rollslop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:14:49 No.493227171 Report

Quoted By:

>>493215127
>>493226526

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:15:26 No.493227209 Report

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Melania, Blade of Donald

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:17:51 No.493227359 Report

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>>493201580
>fuck I forgot what Miquella's lore is, what do we do
>got it, just make it so he lorewise abandoned everything so we don't have to actually know what his base game lore is and don't have to connect it in any meaningful way, I'm sure it'll be fine and people will defend the shit writing anyways

It doesn't have to be Miquella himself giving us his thoughts, although literally anything would be better than Radahn is my consort x10, we have a whole band of goobers and St. Trina to serve as mouth pieces for his character, but besides Ansbach (whose inclusion shits on Mohg's story) they say nothing of value at all and are only superficially connected to Miquella.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:20:30 No.493227531 Report

Quoted By: >>493228106 >>493232614

>>493200007
You know what's fucked up? For all the kindly Miquella bullshit and "muh compassion" being repeated ad nauesum, the only "kind" action that he does in the DLC is heal Freyja (which ironically makes him look much worse in the broader context of the lore). The DLC story makes no mention of any of his base game lore yet simultaneously requires you to know it in order for his character to even begin to have weight, as all his genuinely kind actions are part of the base game.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:29:19 No.493228106 Report

Quoted By: >>493228625 >>493232614

>>493227531
There's a fucking oscar-worthy story buried in this heap that mods will have to bring to light eventually. Something needed to connect the S-tier trailers to the actual game in some capacity. Fucking horseshit is what we got. Miquella's actions in the base game were some protagonist shit. and it would've made his betrayal really land if the player had him as a friendly NPC prior to the final battle.

They told 99% of this game's story offscreen which is pretty lazy already, then they were lazy with the details too. Elden Ring 2 needs to be made now, and not because it should be, but because they need to hire a fucking writer this time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:32:09 No.493228278 Report

Quoted By: >>493229529 >>493230262

what are some rooms in the game that you always get nervous going into
>that one in leyndell with the high page and 2 perfumers that use uplifting aromatics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:37:11 No.493228625 Report

Quoted By: >>493229895 >>493230394 >>493232614

>>493228106
Besides the finale the premise of Miquella's DLC story on paper sounds good and compelling, the problem is that it is never meaningfully expanded on and the narrative diarrhea that is Promised Consort Radahn completely undermines the tragedy they tried to establish. I hate Miquella but the fact that so many people think he was always a manipulative evil psycho shows that 1. the Fromsoft community is almost entirely made up of illiterate retards and 2. the narrative completely failed at making Miquella's tragedy coherent due to the amount of gaping holes in his story that should not exist (namely the complete lack of any base game connections).

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:51:43 No.493229529 Report

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>>493228278
The room in Leyndell with the high page next to the stairs at the bottom.
The room in stormveil with the scion

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 07:56:43 No.493229895 Report

Quoted By: >>493232614

>>493228625
Miquella is the kindest, most pure soul in the entire game, but because all of his 'kind deeds' only exist in flavor text, all we see is the sociopathic power-hungry shit he does in the DLC, which 'shows' and doesn't 'tell'. Actions speak louder than words.
Always.

I get it, the whole point is "absolute power corrupts absolutely" whatever, that's always a refreshing take, but when the player is tasked with killing Miquella? This is supposed to HURT the player emotionally. I should feel BAD that I have to kill Miquella. I don't. You didn't showcase his kind deeds as well as his bad ones, which were center stage. He's a bastard. He threw St.Trina into a 3,000ft chasm to her death and it bisected her down the middle.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:02:11 No.493230262 Report

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>>493228278
That part of the haligtree near the first bonfire with the all the ants

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:02:34 No.493230289 Report

Quoted By: >>493230730

Which bow is best for dex builds?
Need a good long-range poke option for invasion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:04:04 No.493230394 Report

Quoted By:

>>493228625
Oh miquella wasnt a manipulator sociopath? I thought GRR just tried to ape bakkers shit

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:07:00 No.493230573 Report

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>>493220340
Soreseal moment.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:08:06 No.493230631 Report

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>>493034984
what about her Voice actor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:09:39 No.493230730 Report

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>>493230289
>Need a good long-range poke option for invasion.
It's called Claws of Night.
I've heard that Ansbach's bow has a pretty strong skill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:10:29 No.493230785 Report

Quoted By: >>493230892

Sorry but Mike is not kind. He is a monster worse than Griffith.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:11:21 No.493230834 Report

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>>493226549
>1.dogshit after you hit like 60 RL
It's good if you need to hit certain values, it's a tradeoff.
>2. 15% more FP is like ONE more small spell cast maybe one good spell
It's big if you are playing any build with 20 or more mind, and comes with a stamina buff that offsets the lower investment on Endurance
>3. meme, especially when you can just use Morgott's to not die to players
No you can't, what the fuck are you talking about? Only Mohg rune can be used on invasions.
>4. regular enemies in dungeons are so easy to kill and you can usually get to the next grace before you run out of flasks
But it bleeds invaders dry on mob encounters instead of the other way around it.

Rykard great rune is extremely niche, yes, I would make it so at max health it every attack is boosted by 10%, similar to and stacking with Ritual Sword Talisman, but at the same time The Great Rune system is a great idea and it's shocking how versitile and deep the ARPG mechanics are compared to previous games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:12:10 No.493230891 Report

Quoted By:

>>493215127
yup yup Canon

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:12:10 No.493230892 Report

Quoted By: >>493230995

>>493230785
he's supposed to be kind, and we're supposed to see his value system get 'corrupted' except... we don't see him before this corruption so it falls completely flat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:13:45 No.493230995 Report

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>>493230892
yeah basegame itself doesnt even show him being that kind either. Haligtree is a fucking shithole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:16:46 No.493231184 Report

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https://youtu.be/SrcaO8IgM_8?si=al7D-dGtb3KUOBgB
Xerxes is kinder than Mike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:38:17 No.493232614 Report

Quoted By: >>493233647 >>493233693

>>493227531
>>493228106
>>493228625
>>493229895
The base game had already made it clear that Miquella was a manipulative little shit. You are at no point supposed to feel empathy for Miquella, in the same way Gwyndolin is canonically a piece of shit not unlike his father. The narrative didn't try to surprise the player about Miquella's actions and his evil-doing, which is why you chase his footsteps while learning just how wicked he is before even meeting him.
He literally gets you killed at the Chapel of Anticipation

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:54:44 No.493233647 Report

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I’m level 168 on PS5 and Invasions take around a minute or two of finger spam to fire and in the Arena I usually fight the same 5-6 people over and over. Did I pick the worst level for activity?

>>493232614
>gets you killed at the church of anticipation
How do you know this? Surely it was Godrick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 08:55:26 No.493233693 Report

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>>493232614
Literally everything he does in the base game is objectively good sans the bewitching branch, it's the DLC that goes full retard with the Caelid and Mohg subplots. Before the DLC shat on the lore the Haligtree was the most tragic area in the game, a shadow of what was once a beautiful and peaceful sanctuary. Everything about Miquella, even in the DLC, is intended to invoke a sense of loss and desperation, and the fact that you think he's just a muh Griffith expy shows that they completely flopped on presenting this tragedy.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 09:02:42 No.493234175 Report

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>>493234163
>>493234163
>>493234163

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2024 11:11:21 No.493242240 Report

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>>493218420
You should have 20 blessings

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>>493220047
That sounds pretty funny

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