STOP THE FUCKING COUNT edition

It's over. It's never been so over than it is now. Why? Because life is too gruesome to live, too gruesome to even think about: https://orangemushroom.net/2023/11/05/angelic-buster-remaster-confirmed/

Disaster, disaster: https://maplestory.nexon.net/news/86272/updated-10-12-v-245-midnight-carnival-nautilus-patch-notes

Mildly entertaining cringebooter civil war (the war is over their right to own property (the property is returner slaves)): https://maplestory.nexon.net/news/87022/maple-memo-world-selection-reorganization-and-a-new-world

EVERYONE WHO PLAYS THE OFFICIAL SERVERS IS SPREAD OUT. POST YOUR IGN TO GET A Q DROP FROM CERTIFIED PHANTOM PATRIOTS ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE STOLEN REMASTER ELECTION (THE SUPREME WONKY WILL OVERTURN IT!)

SCANIA - Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi
REBOOT NA - Apply to ARCHIVED
Aurora - Assist nuelyi and alem at the polling location sorting through THOUSANDS of fradulent coomer ballots on the side of buster
MapleRoyals - By all means mapler, drop your legion and main and join a new server that's only distinct by what it doesn't have

Previous pumpkin bread: >>452731419