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Supreme Space Monke Sidequest- Unspeakable

ID:MIMVrQi1 No.5371032 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Your name is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-i">Akule Naonae</span></span> and you are a solider. You are seventeen years old and your rank is unimportant in the chain of command. You serve in the <span class="mu-i">Centralia's Peacekeeping Infantry Force</span>- currently deployed in the occupation zone of Northland.

It seems ridiculous that with today's modern day technology, concepts like “war” and “soliders” still even exist. You feel outdated here- at the very least. The world wide computer network has existed for a few decades now, flying drones can explosive payloads, and most nations are so developed and politically entrenched starting even one conflict would quickly involve everyone. Most major nations of the world have nuclear weapons- so none of them are <span class="mu-i">ever</span> going to fight each other. Wars only exist now in little shithole countries- much like Northland.

On a routine patrol, you and your squad have almost finished your route. It's going to get dark soon; and you will return to the base momentarily. You don't much like walking around on foot; but you understand why. You're just here as a display of force. The way your great grandfather fought in war is as alien to you as the concept of fighting with knives in the jungle in the old iron ages. You're going to go back to your barracks which has internet and hot showers for gods' sake.

Wait a second. You're feeling a little exposed here. You got a bad feeling all the sudden.
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One Week Isekai - Oneshot Quest

!!yRXfQCCdqow ID:gnj/9qFA No.5397836 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You are Anon, master baiter, master masturbator, coomer per excellence, and UOOOOOOHHHHposter bar none.

You are currently in a white void with the only other presence being a dude that looks about ten seconds away from trying to sell you NFTs.

"Rude." His expression does not change a smidge. "But noted, I shall choose another appearance when interacting with mortals. I'd go with my real self, but it gets tiring seeing wood splinters grow from all their orifices."

Can you ask why you're here?

"Because I'm sending you to another world, of course. Because you are the kind of person that wants that. And because it serves my interests."

You don't like where this is going. It's a god and not a cute goddess isekaing you, and he talks about interests?! What have things come to?!

"Demiurge, not god. I'm not prideful enough to claim the title, unlike a certain jumped-up harlot of whom we will talk in just a minute." He clears his throat. "And my interests, uncharacteristically, are the kindest of the kind: saving a world."

You are now sitting on a comfortable sofa, the being's hands on squeezing on your shoulders with fake familiarity.

A blotch of black appears in front of you spreading into a screen that show a planet much like Earth, if Earth where to be plate-shaped, upheld by four humanoid... things that make your eyes hurt, and the sky above the clouds was a glass dome.

"You see that? Fantastic, isn't it? Now, I trust that you don't need an introduction to Heroes and Demon Kings."

Nooooo, sire. You know enough about those to write a, no, the book on them.

"Well, there is a Hero and there is a Demon King, only that much like you're here making a deal with me-"

Deals usually come with choice attached.

"Oh, shush before I turn you into a tree. Where was I going? Ah, yes. The Demon King made a deal with an enemy of mine, and she is casting a spell that will destroy the entire world, while the Hero is killing goblins and slimes."

Destroying the entire world? That's stupid, what could she rule over after that?

"It is indeed foolish, but she's traumatized, suicidal, and, between you and me, not very bright. Of greater importance is that the ruler of that world, a self-proclaimed "Goddess" is completely confident that her chosen hero will defeat the Demon King and all will be alright."

Any reason she shouldn't be?

"There is just a week before the Demon King's spell completes."

Oh. OH. OH SHIT, YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT.

There is pain, and you look down to see the man's hand piercing your chest, saplings sprouting fom the gaps between his hand and your flesh.

"Don't be such a worrywart, I'm going to craft a <span class="mu-s">[Cheat/Mask]</span> just for you."

Blackness creeps into your sight.

"Oh, and if you do meet that goddess, tell her The Carnival Forest sends his regards."
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Dwarf Adventures

ID:oFz+Zm2l No.5367388 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You are Khazad, a dwarf from the great mountain fortress of the Zauberberg. Having lived there your entire life, you suddenly decided one day to pursue a life of exploration and adventure instead, a pursuit for which most dwarves would consider you mad.

This is a record of those adventures.

>Choose your background
[ ] You were a Guard, one of the dwarves that enlisted to defend the fortress from all that would dare to challenge it.
[ ] You were a Craftsdwarf, one of the many dwarves producing goods for the fortress, all aspiring to one day craft a masterpiece.
[ ] You were a Miner, one of the few dwarves chosen from a young age to join the esoteric brotherhood of deep delvers
[ ] Write-in

had an idea to run some dungeons here that i had prepped for a irl campaign that fell through. we'll start with a small one and see how it goes from there. this will be rules lite, with rolling and stats and character sheets all behind the screen, Arneson-style. the setting is old-school gonzo with a twist of dwarf fortress. hope you guys enjoy.
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Black King of Albion

!!YBYzBX/v3ur ID:k/v/aHpR No.5379129 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You're a nubian king that subjugated the island of albion.
You're large, strong and muscular.
You've dark skin, dark hair and darkly smoldering eyes.
Your servants are pale skinned, pale haired and green eyed.
They're small and weak and require your protection.
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A Kadin's Tale

!!rCAJhStwRXk ID:e3FEPvo4 No.5367123 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
<span class="mu-r">Sultan Bayezid</span> died today - a sad day for the ottoman empire and happiest day of your life. You are <span class="mu-r">Alexandra</span> - the sultan's favorite kadin (harem slave). 10 years ago you were a 14 year old virgin greek girl - the daughter of a christian orthodox priest. Ottoman soldiers pillaged your town and claimed you as spoil of war: a new bed slave for their lusty old sultan.
<span class="mu-r">Bayezid</span> stole your virginity and ravaged your body for 10 years and forced you to birth his children: 4 sons and 2 daughters. You endured 10 years of immense shame and humiliation by him but your finally free.....

<span class="mu-b">You want to -</span>
> 1. return home.
> 2. revenge on the ottomans.
> 3. protect your children from fratricide.
> 4. place your oldest son on ottoman throne.
> 5. reunite with your true love.

Inspired by a similar thread that had potential but went nowhere because QM died
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Highschool Boy

ID:Cmle2ZXh No.5401566 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Today is my first day of High School. I'm excited and terrified but about what on either account I don't know...
Today I woke up; took a shower; brushed my teeth. Whilst brushing my teeth I gazed up into the mirror and was shocked to find looking at me no reflection! Where did I go? I honestly couldn't remember what I looked like.
I'm a 16 year old American male—I certainly know that much—but what is my race? height? weight? what do I look like? Good God! what is my name? how can I forget that?! and am I religious? What's wrong with me today? what is today? what year is it?
This is my first ever thread on this board so I'm sure it will be shitty. I really hope you like it nonetheless.
P.S.—I will be draw-fagging ITT.
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Game Show Quest

ID:iZS8P7FL No.5384034 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You are an average (if slightly eccentric) 20-ish year old woman, participating in a game show in search of fame, fortune, something to do with your life, money to buy more ant farms, and fame.
Will you succeed in your quest? Will you drive the show's ratings into the dirt and get promptly kicked out? Or will you find something darker lurking within...
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/conqst/ Fallout Edition #3

ID:S3Y2QlVl No.5363496 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Read the rules: https://pastebin.com/hQMZiGUM
How to play: https://pastebin.com/ehJnx9SL

The dice you put in the "options" box is:
dice+1d10

>What is /conqst/?
/conqst/ is a 4Chan story-telling, strategy game that is just like Risk but allows you to have more freedom in defining your civilization. Build your nation on the path that you choose, be it war, economical, benevolence, pious, or just plain chaotic. You tell the story of how your nation thrives in this ever-changing world. Just remember one thing: Your ultimate goal is to conquer the world.

>Can I join?
If there's any territory shaded in white, yes. If there isn't any, some players may be nice enough to give you land or allocate a puppet state. If not, then you could wait until the next game (or when I kick out inactive players).

>How hard is it to learn how to play this game?
It's better for you to learn as you go, but it's not difficult to play. You start with 5 territories as one nation, expand until you can't expand, and choose to attack, fortify, and/or defend. Plain and simple. You also get +1 attack and +1 defense for every certain amount of territories you own, and gain National Strength (NS) and gold every roll.
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/conqst/ Japan Edition #1

ID:8jlRjH4z No.5384976 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Read the rules: https://pastebin.com/hQMZiGUM
How to play: https://pastebin.com/ehJnx9SL

The dice you put in the "options" box is:
dice+1d10

>What is /conqst/?
/conqst/ is a 4Chan story-telling, strategy game that is just like Risk but allows you to have more freedom in defining your civilization. Build your nation on the path that you choose, be it war, economical, benevolence, pious, or just plain chaotic. You tell the story of how your nation thrives in this ever-changing world. Just remember one thing: Your ultimate goal is to conquer the world.

>Can I join?
If there's any territory shaded in white, yes. If there isn't any, some players may be nice enough to give you land or allocate a puppet state. If not, then you could wait until the next game (or when I kick out inactive players).

>How hard is it to learn how to play this game?
It's better for you to learn as you go, but it's not difficult to play. You start with 5 territories as one nation, expand until you can't expand, and choose to attack, fortify, and/or defend. Plain and simple. You also get +1 attack and +1 defense for every certain amount of territories you own, and gain National Strength (NS) and gold every roll.
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