just had a dream where i had taken a cardboard cutout of my friend in a bikini on a road trip and stopped at this house in the middle of nowhere that had like a million cats
there were some people there conspiring to steal my bikini cutout because their cardboard cutouts were normally clothed, so i wanted to leave before they could do that, but my cat wandered off
so i go into the house looking for my cat and i see a bunch of cats that are bandaged up and missing eyes and limbs from beating the shit out of each other and i'm like, oh shit i gotta find my cat before it gets eaten alive
i somehow know that the cats won't fuck me up, only other cats, which made them scarier than cats that would fuck anything up
i run through the place and i only see room after room of cats, some whole, some maimed and bandaged, and one of the cats that's missing a leg and covered in bandages sees me and realizes that there is a new cat to beat up somewhere and starts limping off to go brutalize it despite its condition
i finish checking all the rooms and there was no sign of my cat so i stop by my car with my cardboard cutout of my friend in a bikini proudly propped up against it, and said friend is also there now (not wearing a bikini), and i'm like, come on, we gotta save my cat before someone steals my cutout of you
and we run through the place again and the cats i had seen the first time are all gone but there are new cats, every time we loop through there's different cats, and i'm getting more and more worried about my cat
and i'm telling my friend, you know i don't really care about the cutout, i just want my cat to be ok, but it would be great if you could give me another cardboard cutout with a sexier swimsuit
