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I think I'm the only reason she doesn't have tattoos, I fucking hate them. Nary a flab on her if we don't count her chest. Jelly? Probably going to come up with some other excuse to fend off your insecurity.
Seriously, there's your GF who you say "secretly wants it" but doesn't even hint it and flat out refuses it sometimes.
Then you have my GF, who I have to pry off of me sometimes even while I'm at work. Who has the better time? Probably not the one pointing fingers and autistically screeching.
