>>29714Well how would I know you wanted to hear it.
Anyway its hard to explain...
I was working and my boss wanted to show me something on one of the computers, and he accidentally clicked on something that show off something weird...
So when he left I got back into it and realized the computer was keeping track of every single message given in discord.
Then my boss wanted to chat with me in some forest and he revealed that he's some ugly as fuck alien and he was shipping away some tiny crystal than when you ate a tiny portion it would replicate like 6 identical copies of yourself.
And my mother wanted to sue george bush or something for some reason.