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(ch5)
let's see how these dumb as shit kids are doing today
i didn't make cookies
neither did these kids
why is he standing around outside the magic safe shield. what are you doing dumbass
alright i'll give em that glowing hay bit
your dad is going to know something is up anyway, soren, and not because you will stupidly babble it to him in an oh-so-hilarious goof
not convinced you would need only one color for the cheese shits painting, but what do i know?
defiantly discarding my means of defense to own the king
uh, i guess that's supposed to be like some nazi germany shit, but...
why is not-sokka still so incompetent screaming buffoon. like you have to be getting used to this by now. you got your fancy magic but that went nowhere i guess.
*rolls eyes* romance, huh.
(ch6)
nobody thinks it's weird that there's a freaky ass bug living on his ear?
oh, ok.
wow the freaky ghost sexual tension is intense.
just, you know, monologuing on my horse to the air
tell me you don't want justice. tell me you want this unicorn dildo in your butt
*stock horse whinny sound*
*stock bird scree sound*
thank you dumbass child, for spelling out how phonicses werks.
*performs blatantly evil magic spells* *nobody blinks* striking political commentary there, eh.
(ch7)
this is not a comment on the episode itself, but--actually i deleted the rest of what i wrote here for this first bit. it was too spicy for the nobody who is reading. what's the point if i'm not going to get that sweet, sweet Engagement? please i just want to get married. anyway back to business
horse with kind eyes. that would be fluttershy, the element of kindness. what is she doing here?
i'm not convinced killing a baby and its mother would really allow the humans to conquer the elves. the elves seem pretty badass, you know?
"can you read?" bit of a rude question there sokka, and also, reading and translation are different things. unless for some reason the written elf language is the same as whatever is spoken? fuck if i give a shit dude words are for suckers
this purifying ritual seems like a good thing why are they trying to stop it
ah, i guess that's why
how much more villain-coded can this guy get before more than 2 people realize
conveniently, they all realized it and became warmongering slaves, i guess
turns out claudia was the dumbest shit kid of them all
