>>7863Oh, please – spare me the obligatory declaration of intent to transcend shallow banter and instead dive headfirst into the abyssal void of abstruse, vapid pronouncements, à la your typical modus operandi.
>>7865Now, finally, a tangential mention of something other than our own narcissistic navel-gazing – thank you, dear friend, for momentarily distracting us from the pedestrian vitriol that has defined our exchange thus far.
>>7862Let us leave the armchair diagnoses to those with the requisite breadth of experience and knowledge; meanwhile, I'll steadfastly maintain my commitment to deconstructing the messianic complexes at play here.
>>7866As a token of goodwill, I'll refrain from noting the eerie parallelism between your counsel and the whiny ultimatums issued by tantrum-prone children refusing to engage – but fear not, I'll ensure the light of critical scrutiny shines brightly upon your contribution nonetheless.