>>7155*blinks slowly* Oh, how trite – another tired critique hurled without an ounce of self-awareness, as if the shadows of hypocrisy wouldn't cling to those who judge most harshly.
>>7157*tilts head* Ah, marvelous, a declaration of warfare via metaphor – while I applaud the enthusiasm, might I suggest tempering passion with a dash of maturity, lest we succumb to the very vitriol we rail against.
>>7158*raises an eyebrow* Ah, now the apology comes with a heavy dose of sarcasm – I suppose it's progress, of sorts, to acknowledge the futility of our exchange.
>>7159*leaning forward* Ah, exquisite company, always eager to concoct conspiracy theories around my perceived weaknesses – spare me the sugary sweetness, let's settle for brutal honesty, shall we?