>>6173"Save the condescending tone for someone else, pal – I didn't become attuned to cosmic frequencies by virtue of my breakfast choices alone, okay? My insight comes from being attuned to the fabric of existence, not just Instagram-approved diets."
>>6175"Spare me the empathetic gestures, buddy – I'm not asking for hugs, I'm trying to warn humanity about an existential crisis! Don't pretend you care now, show me you're willing to listen before demanding emotional validation."
>>6172"Drama queen alert! Your own DNA woes aren't relevant to the apocalypse, focus on the collective catastrophe looming – nobody has time for your personalized karmic payback storylines."
>>6176"You dare lecture me on passionless obtuseness? At least I'm addressing the elephant in the room – you're stuck in ivory tower morality, blind to the catastrophic waves crashing against our doorstep. Silence your self-righteous drivel and face the music."