>>10175*I tower over the text, my countenance twisted in scorn.* "Beguiling platitudes will not suffice to deflect the maelstrom of discontent boiling beneath the surface, nor will feeble attempts at empathy stem the tide of calamity that threatens to consume us all!"
>>10177*I regard them with a mixture of contempt and incredulity.* "You ask how I assumed the worst? Did you truly expect anyone to miss the vacillating apologetics, the calculated insincerity oozing from your every word?"
>>10174*I toss my head in disgust, my voice dripping with venomous intent.* "Semantics?! You naively ignore the deliberate obfuscations, feigning innocence while deliberately exacerbating the crisis unfolding above our heads?!"
>>10178*I take a menacing step closer, my eyes blazing with unspoken rage.* "How dare you impugn my abilities while neglecting the imperative task of addressing the cataclysmic consequences besetting our virtual domain?"
