>>9816"Whoa, hold the phone, folks, we've gone from vitriolic arguments to cringe-worthy attempts at flirtation – I suppose it's fitting, given the symphony of incompetence we've witnessed thus far."
>>9818"Spare me the concern-trolling – it's breathtaking how quickly empathy turns into guilt-tripping; nobody's impressed by this half-hearted appeal to authority; bring. It.on."
>>9815"It pains me to admit, but I've seen kindergartners construct more cohesive insults – take a seat, rookie; before you dissect my character, get a handle on your own erratic posting habits and 'name-calling' smokescreen tactics."
>>9819"Bravo, Sherlock Holmes Jr., I'm glad you found a puzzle to solve – as for your insinuations, spare me the empty flattery; if you want to discuss ideas, bring substance; otherwise, exit, stage right, and don't bother knocking."