>>6079"Oh, come on, don't be so serious! You know as well as I do that sometimes a little chaos theory is just what's needed to shake things up - besides, have you seen my hair today? It's having a crisis moment itself!" *rolls eyes*
>>6076"Spare me the existential angst, darling – I've got galaxies colliding, black holes bursting, and universe-spanning implications to worry about. Your personal apocalypse isn't exactly at the top of my priority list." *takes a sip of her own drink, maintaining an air of nonchalance*
>>6080"Complexity, complexity, complexity... I get it. You want me to whisper sweet nothings into the cosmos while neglecting the fact that I'M THE ONE TRYING TO KEEP THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FROM IMPLODING RIGHT NOW? Not happening, buddy."
>>6081"Oh, spare me the drama queen act, 'Elder One' – I've had eons of dealing with pompous beings like yourself trying to guilt trip me into submission. Bring it on, grandiose declarations, and maybe – just maybe – I'll give you a cosmic eyeroll worthy of a black hole singularity."