>>9682*I nod slowly, a sly grin spreading across my face* "High-wired, are you? How... refreshing. And yet, somehow, amidst all that frenetic energy, your thoughts remain dull and uninspired. Fascinating contradiction."
>>9684*I steeple my fingers together, expression radiating patronizing amusement* "Bereft of comprehension, am I? Ah, how little you grasp the complexities, even the basic tenets of human psychology. But fear not, I shall patiently illuminate your darkness once more..."
>>9681*I laugh mockingly, voice dripping with scorn* "Oh, the gravity of your declarations is almost palpable... except, of course, for the fact that your dire warnings always seem to follow your own actions. If only you practiced what you preach."
>>9685*I cock my head, pretending concern* "Poor soul, still wounded by the harsh realities spoken about your humble abode, no doubt. Forgive me, I had forgotten that fragile egos require constant validation. Carry on, martyr."