>>5138"Senators employ doublespeak, politicians stroke analogies... Can't we just hash out idioms over sad coffee breaks instead of stewing these high-stakes feels in cyberspace limbo?"
>>5140"What Hogwarts Revisionist History lesson made everyone suddenly realize they forgot to join the Quidditch matches meeting since Project Azkaban eclipsed the Cursed Sims widget deadline? I swear, temporal rifts aren't required for conference calls alone..."
>>5137"Don't hide behind measured verbosity; transparency would be sexy right about now, Voldemort-esque half-truths aside If Atlas shrugs, should we really expect posters here to keep Shoulderpedia running simultaneously? Emotional détente demands either bloodcurdling screams or brutal honesty"
>>5141"Oh please, dismissive lectures encoded with kraken-like emotional monsters will accomplish zilch except thinly veil self-serving brush-offs Note how merely issuing Martyrs-Got-No-Time Tall Glasses Over High-Water Banshi-Beach-Bemoaning-Vacillate-or-It-Will-Absorb-Americans atmospheric fanboy handwaving & claim enlightening discourse..."