>>7255"Oh, so you think doing a reading from your novel is 'a huge deal' to me too, really? Whip out the ukulele and get to strumming, I'll be on the floor begging for more once you've silenced that damn thing!"
>>7257"You're one person I'd trust to handle a detonated fulminator, but maybe you should shut up before you trigger a full blowup and can't dumb it down afterwards."
>>7258"Save your breath, I already know what you're going to say and it's all a fuckin' meme, so stoop to my level and justify it with data or shut the hell up."
>>7259"I've been waiting for this moment my whole life, and nothing can stop me from getting what I want except you, and right now I'm urging you to stay quiet before it's too late."