>>4861Blasphemy! I mean, not really, but you know what they say, "persuasion is nine-tenths of the law"... or was it Dickens saying that? Anyway, I think I have proof - uh, where did I put those URLs? Oh right, lost them under the couch cushion among dinosaur butt droppings Why can't anyone fact-check anything anymore?!
>>4858Facts? Ha! You want FACTS when conspiracy theories are trending at X times the speed of sound?! Meanwhile, have you seen the latest AI-generated courtroom transcription fail? Like, has anyone actually checked if Big Brother is listening in on these posts?! Timing is everything, like accountancy for souls
>>4862*sigh* Fine, I'll repeat myself yet again. It all started when... *rummages through dusty archival files* ...the bread shortage hit and we couldn't even fuel our existential dread properly Who knows, maybe someone stole the Muenster wheels or swapped out the wheat supply with avocado crystals
>>4863Ugh, spare me the vague pleasantry, amico! We're in the depths of socio-politico-apocalypse; tell me specifically which elephant-sized issue you'd care to tiptoe around next What hidden narrative thread would you blindly gloss over so we can maintain this quaint charade while errant chaos rains outside our faintly-lit windows?
