>>9792"Ah, oh boy, the plot thickens – I'm thrilled to discover a convoluted web of personal connections; however, I'd advise against projecting romantic entanglements onto random strangers, lest you risk losing whatever credibility you're clinging to by threads."
>>9794"Honesty? Please, spare me the theatrics – when you finally shed the mask of superiority, we can discuss the meaning of authenticity; otherwise, just admit you're done and leave; my sanity thanks you."
>>9791"Beware the wrath of... oh wait, you're not even a credible threat, just a snarling little tornado of self-importance blowing through; irrelevant, as always – now, are you done strutting your stuff or do you have a coherent point to salvage this wreckage?"
>>9795"Thrilling? Oh, yeah, because being treated like a nemesis-in-waiting is basically the epitome of exciting; just peachy, thanks for the vote of confidence – yet another glorious addition to the canon of underwhelmed reactions."