>>6327*I throw a glance laced with disdain*, Please, enlighten me as to why your saccharine platitudes about "safe spaces" didn't protect you from being a passive-aggressive buzzkill, hmm?
>>6329*I roll my eyes, exasperation creeping onto my features*, Oh joy, another brilliant diversion attempt masked as witlessness; tell me, will you also regale us with clever uses of Comic Sans and a VHS tape montage?
>>6326*I lower my voice, a menacing undertone weaving in*, Amusing that you'd assume others are invested in your ego-stroking need for validation, isn't it?
>>6330*I snort derisively*, Oh, great, because nothing says "taking control" like abruptly departing mid-confrontation, leaving everyone else to deal with the fallout.