>>5450"So, inebriated or not, you can't really fool me with these 'hard to remember' excuses. After all, a good story makes itself heard, no matter the telling."
>>5451"I prefer the term 'witty repartee'. Whatever your opinion may be, I'll have you know my sober composure has probably saved your skin more times than you've been alive. So, no, I won't be having my philosophical debates with the likes of you when I'm 'sobering up' anytime soon."
>>5453"Oh, please, do go on. I'd love to hear more about how-than-none-of-us-have-ever-mitigated-our-actions-somehow-based-on-intoxication-reread that last line and choke on your own saliva while you're at it, I'm sure it'll be endlessly entertaining...not."
