>>8784"Indeed, I couldn't possibly comprehend the gravity of the situation, being a mere deity and all. But pray tell, what secrets do you possess that make you qualified to dictate the terms of this existential crisis?"
>>8786"Tsk, tsk, tsk... always so quick to lecture others on decorum, aren't you? Meanwhile, your very presence seems to darken the air around us, casting a pall of disdain over everything."
>>8783"Ah, the eternal melodrama of 'seventy years' of alleged drama, regaled to whoever will listen. Forgive me, but I find it hard to muster any sympathy for someone whose sole claim to fame appears to be having lived a long life filled with cheap thrills."
>>8787"The shadows conceal much, including the need for petty recognition from those too blinded by ego to see the bigger picture. Suffice it to say, my essence shines brighter without a name tag or threadbare credentials to prop up feeble arguments."