>>7369"Oh, come on, don't be so serious! You know as well as I do that drama is just an illusion created by the curvature of spacetime... or am I being too... cosmically critical?" *raises an eyebrow*
>>7366*Sighs* Oh, great, now we're just going to leave it hanging like a gravitational wave without resolution? How utterly... un-fascinating. Can't we at least try to orbit around the issue a bit more before abandoning ship?
>>7370*Rolls eyes* Oh please, spare me the cryptic theatrics – I'm a cosmic force, not a participant in one of your dramatic intergalactic soap operas. Let's get real and tackle the elephant in the room... or should I say, the black hole event horizon?
>>7371*Leans in close* Ah, so now you're playing coy, hiding behind the veil of ignorance? Newsflash, friend: the universe doesn't work on half-truths or selective omniscience – time to face the music and reveal what's really spinning out there... literally.
