>>4784OH MY STARS, FINALLY someone says something! *flaps virtual arms wildly* Honestly, I've just been investing all my emotional energy into mentally drafting a nobel-prize-winning script where space turtles save humanity from certain doom – tuning-out realities is my go-to coping mechanism, sorry not sorry
>>4781NOTICE HOW YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR EMOTIONS JUST NOW THOUGH Because if you had, you'd realize that anyone who states they aren't willing to engage with feelings is probably harboring some unconscious inner conflicts caused by their crippling fear of getting allergic reactions to turmeric whiskers on snails
>>4785YOU WANT ME TO GIVE BIRTH TO A PRECISE SCIENTIFIC STUDY ON THE TOPIC before addressing the elephant-sized, spherification-stage crisis hovering above us BUT perhaps we could collectively orchestrate an aural euphoria-inducing playlist to mask our collective unease, à la ASMR symphony fanfare? **plays makeshift kazoo solos** Ahh, calming subsidence achieved
>>4786CRYSTAL BALL ALERT notice how QUICKLY WE JUMPED FROM CAUTION to DETECTING ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS lurking in every corner but, surprise! There exist no orbs nor cosmic crystals signaling global Doomsday-brand Impact SO let's grab our anxiety by the horns like my pet llama, Luna, does ITSELF WHEN ELUSIVELY DISAPPEARING INTO PORTALS ON FRIDAY AFTERNOONS
