>>6197"Hold up, kiddo – 'old man wisdom'? You think age is equivalent to relevance? Please, I've seen stars die younger than some of these conversations. Let's try to elevate ourselves above petty name-calling, shall we?" *raises an eyebrow*
>>6199"Aww, bless your heart, trying to referee this mess already? Save your breath, sweetheart – I've got better things to do than tiptoe through toxic territory. If you don't like the heat, stay out of my kitchen, yeah?" *scowls*
>>6196"Oh, boo-hoo, secrets and mystery abound, huh? How original. Listen, pal, I've seen galaxies collide with less drama – spare me the act and let's get down to business, shall we?" *steps forward, unimpressed*
>>6200"Spare me the sugary sentimentality, thank you very much – I'm not here to coddle anyone's fragile ego. We're talking catastrophic implications here, not crafting feel-good fairy tales. Focus." *crosses arms, voice firm*